Warning List

This is a list of any character that has seven or more deaths.

Better Than All of You

Predator #2

Agent Smith

The Terminator (from T-1)

The Terminator (from T-2)

The Untouchables

NONE

Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches

NONE

Team Fred

Master Mold (8)

Absorbing Man

TEAM

Jet Li (8)

The Horsemen of Apokolips

Polaris

Scarlet Witch

George Washington's Slaves

Al Dawg (8)

Le' Napoleon Brigade

Wonder Girl

Silver Dragon #1 (8)

Silver Dragon #2

Silver Dragon #3

The Right Wing

NONE

Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos

Jar Jar Binks (8)

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderlies

Ewok #4

Scooby Dumb

Marine #1 (8)

Marine #2 (8)

Marine #5

Alice's Wonder Team

Extinction Alice

Kimbo Slice (8)

Tyler Derdon (8)

Lucca Brazzi

Goblin #1 (9)

The Syracuse Valley

Omega Red

Rumble

Ravage

Lazerbeak

Ratbat

Tails (8)

Hammer Bros. #1

Fire Bros. #1

Xenomorph #85 (8)

Xenomorph #86

Xenomorph #87

Xenomorph #88

Xenomorph #89

Xenomorph #90

Legion of Doom

Weapon Omega (8)

Micheal Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Luv

NONE

Reign Supremacy

Robin

Paul Coffey

Jedi Knight #36

Elite Clone Trooper #21

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets

Head Coach: Alexander the Great

Roster

Mr. Mxyztplk

Magneto

Mighty Mouse

Usagio Yojimbo

Katma Tui

Bucephalus

Count Dooku

Asajj Ventress

Ch'p

Dr. Ub'x

Psylocke

Duncan Idaho

Link

Quasar

Tom Bombadill

Nightwing

Peppermint Patti

Marci

Thundercracker

Omega Supreme

Superboy

Widget

Air Zonk

Bill Kelley

Salack

Skimmell

Power Dump

Air Zimmell

Lolo

Papa Smurf

Hermes

Stilgar

Gwildore

Wicket W. Warrick

Robert Muldoon

Longshot

Green Dragon #27

Gold Dragon #3-8

Silver Dragon #16 & 17

Twisted Mentat #2

Little Goomba #64

Ryachu

Jedi Padawan #17-20

Wonder Man

Jade

Oppo Rancisis

Dark Side Akolyte #1-6

Dark Side Adept #1-6

Sith Lord #5

Aurra Sing

Wheely

Power Glide

Meriadoc Brandybuck

Oin

Gloin

Balin

Radaghast

Hobbit #1

Pony #1-3

Nazgul #3 (with his horse and Fell Beast)

Troll #1-6

Evil Dwarf #1 & 2

Dragon #1-6

Balrog #3 & 4

Fremen #52-57

Thufir Hawat

Bene Gesserit #1 & 2

Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #1-6

Honored Matre #1 & 2

New Sisterhood Mother #1-4

Duncan Idaho Ghola #5

Mentat #1

Ginaz Swordsmen #11-16

Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #1-6

Wasp

G.W. Bridge

Adam Warlock

Kylun

Spider-Ham

Black Knight

Speedy

Beppo

Bat-Mite

Larry (Robin's Bat-Mite)

Kid Flash

Simmell

Scrimmell

Alan Keyes

Hammer Bros. #11-16

Death Bringer

Capt. N

Duke

Pit

Mouser

Stratos

Michelle Dessler

Tony Almeda

Flint Fireforge

Purple Dragon #13 & 14

Griffin #11-16

Tybalt

Treasure Troll #1 & 2

Jinx

Ttanus

Chucky

Bride of Chucky

Gamera

Megalon

N.S.-5 #35-40

Wicked Witch of the East

Dave Goverde

Kermit the Frog

Clamenza

Gobo

Mokey

Dozer #8 & 9

Quick Kick

Smurf #1 & 2

Carlos Chiappe

Jedi Knight #33-35

Ewok #41-46

Dark Jedi #13-18

Dark Jedi Master #12 & 13

Suk Doctor #19

Velociraptor #21-23

Vampire #100

Dwarf #1 & 2

Haldir

Beachcomber

Super Battle Droid #1 & 2

Murbella

Blue Devil

Shia Lebuef

Squirtle

Toad

Salacious B. Crumb

Empty Roster Spots: 38

Vehicles

Go-Cart

What's Going on in the Locker Room

Head Coach Alexander the Great had to recently re-carpet the locker room due to the excessive spacing from Superboy, who was forced to watch from the sidelines his sort of relatives dominate the inaugural year of the Fantasy Fantasy League. Ever since the completion of the season, Superboy has vowed to prove himself better than both Kal-El and Kara Zor-El. This locker room has also experienced a lot of outrageous shenanigans with the likes of Mr. Mxyzptlk, Bat-Mite, Larry, Chucky and Bride of Chucky wandering around. Mr. Mxyzptlk at one point turned the entire locker room into a ginger bread house. This move proved to be more than just a nuisance for the Brotherhood, as this lead to the escape of all of the caged beasts on the roster. All of the Dragons terrorized their teammates from the skies killing Pony #2, Ewoks #41, 42, and both Treasure Trolls. Griffins #11-16 tore through N.S. 5’s #35-40 handing all of the deaths. Little Goomba #64 was stepped on by Troll #4 as well. Robert Muldoon hunted down and killed Velociraptors #21-23 before they could cause any damage. Mr. Mxyzptlk finally got bored with this and returned everything to normal. Shia LaBeouf crashed the team’s Go-Cart into Omega Supreme. There was some damage to his hand from this accident after Omega Supreme transformed and stepped on it. Alexander the Great has consulted with Magneto and Count Dooku on a plan of attack for the upcoming season. Oppo Rancisis has taken Jedi Padawan #18 under his wing (well more like his beard). It is also believed that Sith Lord #5 has begun to instruct Jedi Padawan #19. The Brotherhood is going to have all the eyes from the other teams focused intently on them once the season begins. The Watchers are expecting… well most of this team to have a huge year, but especially Superboy and Magneto. They have one ball in the Draft Lottery.

Built Ford Tough

Head Coach: Sparky Anderson

Roster

Han Solo

Chewbacca

Indian Jones

Jack Ryan

Harrison Ford

U.S. Agent

Scout Trooper #1-33

Wilt

Barry Sanders

Empty Roster Spots: 229

Vehicles

Speeder Bike

Motorcycle

Go-Cart

Tank

What's Going on in the Locker Room

Very Little......... The Watchers are predicting a big season for Harrison Ford and anybody that has a physical similarity to him. Built Ford Tough has 10 balls in the draft lottery.

Reign Supremacy

Head Coach: Alfred

Roster

Batman

Robin

Smaug

Iron Man

Chuck Norris

Cyborg Superman

Peter Venkman

Ray Stanz

Egon Spengler

Winston Zeddimore

Capt. Malcom Reynolds

Zoe

Wash

Book

Anora

Jane

River Tam

Simon Tam

Kaylee Frye

Mega Man

Rush

Capt. America

Starfire

Raven

Mario

Luigie

Sebastian the Crab

Tim Cheveldae

Paul Coffey

Steve Yzerman

Bryan Murray

Yaddle

Jedi Knight #36-50

Snow Trooper #26-45

Blade

Ax-battler

Tyrius Flare

Gilleus Thunderhead

Joe Levine

Danny Ocean

Rusty

Linus Caldwell

Virgil Malloy

Turk Malloy

Yen

Frank Catton

Bashar Tarr

Saul Bloom

Livingston Dell

Rueben Tishkoff

Timmell

Immell #1-20

Cyborg

Elite Clone Trooper #21-40

Olif Golzig

Upgraded Agent #1-3

Wookie Soldier #31-50

Sledgehammer

Ape Soldier #1-25

Naboo Soldier #1-20

Death Adder

Starship Trooper #51-99

Sgt Mike Shinsky

Sandra Bullock

Shannon Pilkinton

Jared Pilkinton

Zombie #1 & 2

Ewok #49

Ewok #51

Theoden King

Peregrin Took

Eomer

Eomer's Men (The Rohirim) #1-6

Sandra O

Empty Roster Spots: 8

Vehicles

Speeder Bike

Tank

What's Going on in the Locker Room

Much like The Legion of Doom this team was in limbo for some time but they have been put under new managment and seem to have high hopes for the future. This team seems to have a lot of talent yet that did not prevent them from having an absolutely horrible seaon 1. With a good draft and a little patience this team could be a power house one day especially if they continue to hang onto the 20 Immells that have sat on their bench all season long. The empty genetic templates known as Immells will probably not be ready until the play-offs but they were interlaced and intermixed with the following gene templates:

Immell #1: Chuck Norris & Cyborg Superman

Immell#2: Batman & Tim Cheveldae

Immell #3: Robin & Bryan Murray

Immell #4: Yaddle & Paul Coffey

Immell#5: Steve Yzerman & Capt. America

Immell #6: Mega Man & Cyborg

Immell #7: Joe Levine & Gilleus Thunderhead

Immell #8: Shannon Pilkinton & Tyrius Flare

Immell #9: Jared Pilkinton & Ax-battler

Immell #10: Starfire & Jedi Knight #36

Immell #11: Raven & Jedi Knight #50

Immell #12: Capt. Malcom Reynolds & Danny Ocean

Immell #13: Zoe & Egon Spengler

Immell #14: Timmel & River Tam

Immell #15: Olif Golzig & Winston Zeddimore

Immell #16: Sledgehammer & Death Adder

Immell #17: Sebastian the Crab & Elite Clone Trooper #21

Immell #18: Ray Stanz & Wookie Soldier #31

Immell #19: Sandra Bullock & Zombie #1

Immell #20: Tony Stark & Jedi Knight #40

When these Immells are done growing in the Mimmell tank and are ready for battle they could end up being formidable opponents. The only mishaps that happened in this farely neat and tidy locker room (thanks to Head Coach Alfred Pennyworth) were when Sledgehammer was target practicing with his .44 Magnum and didn't know that Ape Soldier #20 was behind the wall he was shooting at. The high caliber bullet penetrated the wall and accidentally killed the damn dirty ape. Death Adder also got bored one day and killed Naboo Soldier #12 just to watch him die. The Watchers are predicting a big season for Iron Man. Reign Supremacy has 18 balls in the draft lottery (the most of any team).

Micheal Vick's Bad Newz Kennellz of Luv

(Formerly The Outsiders)

Head Coach: Bill Walsh

Roster

Ares

Mace Windu

Galactus

Nova

Apollo

Hercules

The Predicons

SkyLinks

Fin Fang Foom

Kup

Dark Jedi #11-37

Nazgul #2 (with his horse and Fell Beast)

Gimli

Scorpononk

Lord Zarock

Cliffjumper

Minwipe and Borath

Beast Wars Megatron

Grima Wormtongue

Blue Wizard #1

Micheal Vick

Barbarossa

Hrrm

Ajax

Twisted Mentat #1

Brandon Inge

Steel

Voldemort

Jack Baur

Marv

Curtis Manning

Jenna Jameson

Evil Dwarf #1-10

Dark Jedi Master #31-40

Beast Boy

Junkeon #1-10

Nightsister Sith Witch #1-20

Storm Trooper #101-144

Allosaurus #9 & 10

Balrog #1 & 2

Charlie Brown

Navy Seal #45-50

Navy Seal Chief Pettty Officer #14 & 15

Fremen #1-30

Justin Oblak

Red Dragon #11-30

Blue Dragon #1-30

Battle Droid #1-15

Thundarr the Barbarian

Ookla the Mon

Princess Ariel

Joe Frasier

Donkey Kong

Duncan Idaho Ghola #8

What's Going on in the Locker Room

Although this team got off to a rough start they seemed to come around towards the end of the season, and with some of the late and off-season pick-ups this team has made they seem to have quite a bit of promise despite the fact that they play in what is undisputedely the toughest division in all of Fantasy Fantasy. Through the good times and bad Head Coach Bill Walsh has done a great job of keeping this team together despite the fact that there best player spends almost all of his time up in space; barely acknowledging that the team even exists except for occassional visits from his herald Nova (the fact that Galactus can't fit in the locker room presents a problem as well). They have run into a few minor tragedies such as the time that Blue Dragon #8 got loose and ate Storm Trooper #112 or the time that Balrog #2 walked into the locker room for the first time and stepped on Battle Droids #1 & 11. The only other casuality was when Evil Dwarf #3 gave Nazgul #2 one of those Evil Dwarf stares that they are all so famous for and the Nazgul's Fell Beast bit his head off. The Watchers are predicting a big season for Mace Windu and a huge season for Jack Baur. Micheal Vick's Bad News Kennelz of Luv have 13 balls in the draft lottery.

The Legion of Doom

Head Coach: King Richard the Lionheart

Roster

Darth Bane

Paul Atreides

Metroplex

Weapon Omega

Apocylypse

Col. John Madrox

T-X

The Aerialbots

Jag Jaguar

Shadowcat

Lockheed

Walker: Texas Ranger

Sandman

Hobgoblin

Dr. Octupuss

Mysterio

Vulture

Electro

The Leprechaun

The Eradicator

Prof. Xavier

Gladiator

B.A.Barackus

F.A.C.E.

Murdock

Hanibal

Spawn

Ninja Gaiden

Sarah Connor

Queen Alien #1-10

Harry Tasker

Albert Gibson

Black Tom Cassidy

Shredder

The Terricons

Sith Lord #8

Vigo the Carpathian

The Blob

Goliath (the Gargoyle)

Gorilla Grodd

Kevin

Mighty Joe Young

Nemesis Enforcer

Bain

The Kracken

Shinobi

Yamamoto

Randy Couture

Bonk

Dilophosaurus #1- 30

Allosaurus #11-30

Wookie Soldier #1-30

Rebel Trooper #1-49

Linus

Mordor Horse #1

Tresure Troll #5

Ewok #50

Atreides Soldier #11-40

Uruk Hai #41-64

Empty Roster Spots: 19

Vehicles

None

What's Going on in the Locker Room

Confusion circulates this team as they all wonder whether or not they will be placed under new ownership or disbanded and removed from the league. The league has vowed to stay behind the Legion of Doom but many are hoping they will be disbanded simply because of the high number of very skilled players that are on this team. There have been quite a few accidents which should be expected when you have a Kracken and 60 dinosaurs to take care of. The only deaths that occurred from these were Wookie Soldier #26, Rebel Troopers #4, 11, & 16, Atreides Soldiers #19 & 38, and Uruk Hai #52. Uruk Hai #60 and Wookie Soldier #22 both ended up dead when a huge brawl broke out between the 2 groups (it was awesome you should have been there). The Leprechaun also killed Sith Lord #8 once with the hope that he would become Darth Bane's new apprentice but once The Sith Lord was brought back to life he realized that it was somewhat futile. The Watchers are predicting a big year for Metroplex. The Legion of Doom have 12 balls in the draft lottery.

The Syracuse Valley

Head Coach: Mcgruff the Crime Dog

Roster

Omega Red

Darth Maul

Casey Jones

Soundwave w/ Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, & Ratbat

Master Chief

Leonardo

Michelangelo

Donatello

Raphael

Nightcrawler

Venom

Zit

Rash

Pimple

Star Fox

Sonic the Hedgehog

Tails

Bossk

Hammer Bros. #1-10

Boomerang Bros. #1-10

Fire Bros. #1-10

Giant Hammer Bros. #1-10

Little Goomba #2-63

Splinter

Alien Xenomorph #85-100

Tresure Troll #4

Kree Soldier #1-50

U.S, Navy Sailor #60-99

Moritani Soldier #1-15

Sith Lord #4 (Darth Rave)

Empty Roster Spots: 19

Vehicles

None

What's Going on in the Locker Room

Although this team got off to a decent start they basically fell apart as the season progressed. Mcgruff the Crime Dog perhaps did not have the experience necessary to undertake the job but the team still has faith that they can pull it together for next year. Under the leadership of Master Chief who has proven to be able to lead his team even in the toughest of situations, not to mention the lead by example methods of the two young yet impressive Sith Lords this team may have what takes to compete. An overly optimistic appraissal? Perhaps but hey how can't you have a soft spot for a team with Sonic and the Ninja Turtles on it. The Watchers are predicting a big season for Darth Maul and Darth Rave. The Syracuse Valley has 16 balls in the draft lottery.

Alice's Wonder Team

Head Coach: Micheal Corleone

Roster

Extinction Alice

Leeloo

Apocylypse Alice

Ram Man

Kimbo Slice

Tyler Derdon

Lucca Brazzi

Jill Valentine

Sith Lord #1 (Darth Deez)

Sith Lord #2 ( Darth Nutz)

Ewok #47

Goblin #1-90

Storm Trooper #50

Sharkticon #11-46

Vampire #1-95

Tresure Troll #3

Mummy #1-18

Empty Roster Spots: 18

Vehicles

Tank

What's Going on in the Locker Room

Head Coach Micheal Corleone was extremely disapointed with The Wonder Teams performance in season 1 but has assured all of his fans that he believes they disserve better and that the product will be better next season. Except for a few bouts of infighting between the goblins (most-likely prompted by Derdon and Slice) which resulted in deaths for Goblins #8 & 56 this locker room is suprisingly calm and in better spirits than one might expect. The Vampires have made a solemn vow to not kill or even suck blood from any one of their teammates but Vampire #40 did once kill and drink the little bit of blood he could get out of Treasure Troll #3. Afterwards he swore he had no idea that the troll was on the team and to be honest nobody was that bummed about it anyway so they just ignored the problem all together. The Wathchers are predicting a pretty big year for the Sharkticons. Alice's Wonder Team has 17 balls in the draft lottery.

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

Head Coach: King Leonidas

Roster

Guy Gardner

G'Nort

Howard the Duck

Booster Gold

Brock Sampson

Kyle Rayner

Beatrix Kiddo (The Bride)

Ted Nugent

Sandworm #1-13

Jedi Master #20

Ginaz Swordsmen #10

Greedo

Dorf

Jedi Youngling #39 & 40

Shatterstar

Hydro-Man

Juggernaut

Batgirl

The Planeteers (and that stupid monkey)

Jason the Red Ranger

Zack the Black Ranger

Billy the Blue Ranger

Trini the Yellow Ranger

Kimberly the Pink Ranger

Mystery Inc.: Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy, & Scooby-Doo

Scooby-Dumb

Mecha Godzilla

Caramon Majere

Raistlin Majere

Rancor #1 & 2

Ewok #4-40

Blossom

Bubbles

Buttercup

U.S. Marine #1-100

Clone Trooper #26-80

Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #10

Navy Seal #28-32

The Technibots

Ron Popeil

Empty Roster Spots: 10

Vehicles

Speeder Bike

Motorcycle

Go-Cart

What's Going on in the Locker Room

The Murderflies' locker room looks more like a port side bar meets malt shop than a small military headquarters but it does not seem to bother head coach King Leonidas. The only problem that they have run into is that they still have not found a great means of keeping the Sandworms happy without casualties. Their Sandworms are growing at a rapid rate and are creating a huge amount of melange but throughout the year it has cost them the lives of Ewoks #4, 12, 17, & 39, Marines #5, 25, & 86, as well as Clone Troopers #41 & 72. The rapid rate at which these sandworms have grown and harvested has created a situation where every single person on the team is quite intensely addicted to the spice making them move quicker, have better awareness, and in some cases give them the ability to see the future as well as some limited telepathic powers. The ability to harvest the melange has also been made much easier with the advent of the patented Ronco spice scooper which is available this one time only for the low low price of $15,999.92 but only if you call before you are done reading this paragraph. Ewok #5 was at one point sent away for some substance abuse counciling but at the request of the team was pulled out because he is a great means of comic relief for the whole squad (you haven't lived until you have seen a drunk Ewok with "blue within blue" eyes hide behind a Spartan King and try to convince Shatterstar that it wasn't him this time that put his sword in the toilet: Pricless. The Watchers are predicting a big season for The Power Rangers. The Murderflies have 15 balls in the draft lottery.

Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos

Head Coach: Barack Obama

Roster

Dave Bowman: "The Starchild"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Spider Man

General Grevious

Qui Gonn Jinn

James Baldwin

Sgt. Apone

Lt. Gorman

Bishop 341-B

Corp. Ferro

Corp. Dietrich

PFC Hudson

PFC Spunkmeyre

PFC Vasquez

Pvt. Drake

Pvt. Frost

Pvt. Crowe

Pvt. Wierzbowski

Ellen Ripley

L'eon

Albus Dumbledore

Hannah Montana (or is it Miley Cyrus)

Harry Potter

Dr. Alan Grant

Agamemnon

Juno

Jack Crowe

Rick Deckard

Red Dragon #1-10

The Terminator (from T-3)

Jar Jar Binks

Allosaurus #1-8

Shawn Ferrel

V

Riggs

Murtaugh

Bryan Beckerman

Clone Trooper #100

Bizarro Superman

Swimmell

Jedi Master #21-30

Capt. Tarpals

Eowyn

HAL 9000

Warf

Gungan Soldier #1-50

Angel

The Cloverfield Monster

Trax

Willow Rosenburg

David Beckham

Lazarus Long

Xavier Harkonen

Dr. Doom

Juda Ben Hur

Xerxes

Tarful

Bail Organa

Bronze Dragon #1-20

Dante

Sydney Pouttier

John Turner

Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie

Maddox

Pax

Zahara

Shiloh

Knox

Vivian

The Creature from the Black Lagoon

Azeem

Starship Trooper #100

Mrs. Doubtfire

IG-88

Zam Wessel

Metroid #1-18

Zandar

Tarra

Dorno

Zok

Igoo

Tundro

Gloop

Gleep

Frank Poole

Karallen

Chevell

Venus Williams

Serena Williams

Dora the Explorer

Back Pack

Boots

The Map

Vorian Atreides

Capt. Steven Hiller

Duncan Idaho Ghola #4

Prof. Henry Jones Sr.

Ellie Sattler

Acklay #1

Luminara Unduli

Barress Offee

Chow Yun Fat

Dozer #1

Tllaloc

Octane

Huma Dragonbane

Huma's Red Dragon

Black Dragon #15

Original Human Torch

Ms. Marvel

Maxima

Blue Beetle

Thomas Jefferson

Saladin

Sir Winston Churchill

Shortround

Bashar Miles Teg

Paul Atreides Ghola

Serena Butler

Erasmus

Muhammad Ali

Cole Sear

John Adams

Horse #12-15

Empty Roster Spots: 29

Vehicles

X-Wing

F-22

What's Going on in the Locker Room

After weeks of pestering from Dumbledor Qui Gonn put together a new Jedi Council similar to the one that he was never accepted into. It consisted of Qui Gonn, Jedi Masters #21-30, and Dumbledor (Qui Gonn insisted that if he had to do it than so did his buddy Albus). Three new team mates have been discovered, one being The Map which was found when Dora and Boots dug a little bit deeper into Back Pack (which prompted the entire locker room to break into "It's the map it's the map it's the map it's the map it's the Maaaaaaaaaaaap") and the others being Brangelina's 2 new children who were recently born into the Best of Both Worlds family. As you may remember from season 1 Azeem has a life Debt to Qui Gonn Jinn, Jar Jar has a life debt to Hannah Montana, and Gungans #1 & 2, as well as Capt. Tarpals all have life debts to Buffy. Gungan #44 has a life debt to both Sydney Pouttier and Starship Trooper #100 who held back John Adams who was trying to stab the gungan with a quill pen after they got into a ludicrous political argument. Politics are after all on the minds of every member of this team as they work tirelessly to help their head coach win the White House this November. The Watchers are predicting a big season for the teams newest addition Dr. Doom. The Commandos have 7 balls in the draft lottery.

The Right Wing

Head Coach: Governot Mike Huckabee

Roster

Poseiden

Silver Surfer

The Incredible Hulk

Sandstorm

Zues

Mr. Freeze

Flash

John Stewart

Blackfire

Storm

Kit Fisto

Snow Trooper #1-24

Duncan Idaho Ghola #6

Green Goblin

Phibian #11-20

Jedi Knight #16-31

Elite Strom Trooper #1-24

T-Rex #16-20

Athene

Ullysses S. Grant

Scrappy-Doo

Mac-ail Bakunin

Capt. Panaka

Batwoman

Army Soldier #131-190

Smurf #3

Ariel

Gondor Soldier #1-50

Agent #1 & 2

Jedi Padawan #1 (Gary)

Jedi Padawan #2-15

Jack Shephard

Goliath

The Wicked Witch of the West

Nick Houslander

Bear

Droid Fighter Ship #1-20

Slimer

Gold Dragon #10-15

Donkey Kong Jr.

Empty Roster Spots: 10

Vehicles

Speeder Bike

Go-Cart

What's Going on in the Locker Room

Kit Fisto has established quite a blooming young Jedi order with Jedi Knights #16-21 taking Padawans #2-7 as their apprentices, Knight #23 taking Padawan #8, Knights #26-29 taking Padawans #9-12, Knight # 24 taking Padawan #13, Knight #31 taking Padawan #14, and Knight #30 taking Padawan #15. Kit Fisto and the very skilled Gary (Padawan #1) have been progressing nicely as well, despite Gary's occassional lazy streak. Gondor Soldier #28 had a accidental yet nasty run in with Dr. Bruce Banner which resulted in the soldiers death, and Army Soldier #164 was and extra treat for T-Rex #18 when he accidentally tripped over a rock during a routine dinosaur feeding duty. But for the most part all seems to be going well for the Right Wing even with the looming dissapointment of barely missing the play-offs,but they have high hopes for next season and they do not think that they will run in to the same bad luck they expierienced in Seaon 1. The Watchers are predicting a more than solid season for Silver Surfer. The Right Wing has 11 balls in the draft lottery.

Le' Napoleon Brigade

Head Coach: Napoleon Bonaparte

Roster

John Mclaine

Obi Wan Kenobi

Gandalf the Gray

Wonder Woman

Wonder Girl

Poisen Ivy

Morpheus

Sawyer

Emperor Palpatine

Jaws

Skyfire

Alan Scott

Jules Winfield

Vincent Vega

Man at Arms

Teela

Allia Atreides

Duncan Idaho Mentat Ghola #12

Jedi Knight #1-15

Aragorn son of Arathorn

Velociraptor #31-50

Jedi Master #31-40

Daniel Rousseau

Robin Hood

Little John

Scary Spice

Posh Spice

Baby Spice

Ginger Spice

Sporty Spice

Army Soldier #101-130

Catwoman

Evil Lynn

Skeletor's Crack Troops #1-15

Marcellus Wallace

Arwen Evenstar

Penguin

Dr. Juliet Burke

Desmond Hume

Ron Meyer

Lochness Monster

John Locke

Steven Tyler

Joe Perry

Tom Hamilton

Brad Whitford

Joey Kramer

Princess Leia Organa

Silver Dargon #1-15

Shadowfax

Jedi Padawan #28-29

Sith Lord #15

Storm Trooper #51-89

Lala

Snow Trooper #46-50

Jedi Padawan #23-27

Vito Corleone

Santino Corleone

Horse #26-45

George Jetson

Jane Jetson

Judy Jetson

Elroy Jetson

Astro

Rosey

Orbitty

Atreides Soldier #1-10

Karg

Mike Lowry

Marcus Brunett

Even Piel

Bo Jackson

Bo Shembechler

Kate Austen

Riddler

Hecate

Oscar the Grouch

Maverick

Goose

Andre the Giant

Big Boy

Fozzy

Princess Zelda

Courtney Cox

The Jolly Green Giant

Sprout

The Farmer

Padme Amidala

Carrie Bradshaw

The Sando Aqua Monster

Romeo

Juliet

Glinda the Good Witch

Empty Roster Spots: 4

Vehicles

X-Wing

Stealth Bomber

Tie Interceptor

What's Going on in the Locker Room

The Brigade has a very positve outlook for next season after winning The National League Championship, and there team seems to have a quite a solid base. The team is mostly run by Gandalf and the Jedi's with even Emperor Palpatine acknowledging how great of a job they are doing with the managing of the team (not that anyone believes him). Obi Wan Kenobi and Even Piel have even reformed their own Jedi Council which consists of the 2 of them as the Senior Jedi along with Jedi Masters #31-38, Allia Atreides, and Gandalf the Gray who has developed a great relationship with Masters Kenobi and Piel. Jedi Masters #31-33 have taken Padawans #25-27 as their apprentices, while Master #36 has taken Padawan #28 & Master #40 took Padawan #29: Their training seems to be going smoothly. Head Coach Napoleon Bonaparte has insisted that he has an active role in the council as well and is keeping a close eye on all involved. A few tragedies have taken place such as the deaths of Storm Troopers #51 & 66 along with Snow Trooper #49 & Lala who ran into trouble when they fell into the massive water tank that is kept within the walls of the huge locker room. Nobody is quite sure which of the 3 large Sea dwellers ate them but nobody was going to go in a find out. There were also some strange Jedi deaths which occurred early in the season but since Sith lord #15 has joined the ranks and was taken as the apprentice of Darth Sideous they have coincidentally stopped. Although the details were fuzzy it seemed that Jedi Knight #13 killed Jedi Padawan #24. The next week Jedi Knight #13 killed Jedi Knight #4, and the week after that he killed Padawan #29. After every one of these incidents which he claimed were always acts of self-defense it was decided that no action would be taken against him. What seemed strange to many of the team members was that Palpatine was for some reason present for every one of these "misunderstandings " and that he vouched for the young Knights pledged allegiance to the Jedi order. Many of the Brigade had no trouble believing this story at first and even thought it to be a good thing that the Sith Lord had developed such a "close friendship" with one of the Jedi but it became a little bit more troublesome the week before the new Sith Lord joined the team when Jedi Knight #13 as well as Jedi Padawan #25 were both killed by Palpatine when they tried to attack him in his sleep. Luckily for Palpatine he was forgiven of any wrongdoings because of the two eyewitnesses to the tragic event who were of course Even Lynn and Karg. Napoleon was ever so stubborn about bringing another Sith Lord onto the team despite the fact that it was actually the Jedi Council who were begging him to do so since they knew better than anyone that a Sith Lord must always find himself a new apprentice no matter the cost. Despite all of these problems it was not until John Mclaine stormed into Coach Bonaparte's office screaming: "What the F*&^, We got people being eaten by F(*&ing monsters guys, dying on the battlefield and your crying about bringing another F&%^ing Sith Lord on the team! Jesus Christ; its not like I give a S$%# about a couple of dead Jedi's but we got people dying every day and your wasting your time with this BullS&$%. Put a F&%$ing Sith Lord on the roster and be done with it!" Suprisingly, after that rant Napoleon actually brought on Sith Lord #15 and all has been fine since, not that anyone doesn't doubt that the Sith are up to something but at least they are playing well together for the time being? The Watchers are predicting a big year for both sets of newlyweds: Allia Atreides and her new husband Duncan Idaho #12 as well as Morpheus and Wonder Woman. Le' Napoleon Brigade has 3 balls in the draft lottery.

George Washington's Slaves

Head Coach: George Washington

Roster

Yoda

Kybuck

Optimus Prime

Jason Bourne

Fidel Castro

Sayid Jarrah

Cosmos

Collossus

Sauron

Al Dawg

Capt. Kirk

T-1000

Thor

Fizzle

Sgt. Slaughter

Red Dog

Mercer

Taurus

Admiral Ackbar

Santa Claus w/ Rudolf, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, & Blitzen

Bebop

Rocksteady

Robert E. Lee

Jack Daniels

Jedi Master #1-19

Martian Manhunter

Suk Doctor #1-5

Spongebob Squarepants

Crash Bandicoot

Sonny (I-Robot)

Sandworm #15-20

Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #7-18

Ginaz Swordsmen #1-9, & 17-19

Bender Bending Rodriguez

William Wallace

Cave Dump

Starship Trooper #1-50

Ki Adi Mundi

Zack Morris

A.C. Slater

Samuel "Schreech" Powers

Jesse Spano

Lisa Turtle

Kelly Kapowski

Hound

Jimmy Nuetron

Huckleberry Hound

Sonny Chiba

Ryan Poteracki

Amy Damico

Bill Clinton

Hillary Clinton

Moe

Larry

Curly

Jedi Youngling #1-38

Metroid #19 & 20

Jabba the Hutt

Gollum

Gonzo

Kamilla

Stewie Griffin

Brian Griffin

Peter Griffin

Meg Griffin

Lois Griffin

Chris Griffin

Roller

Wild Man #1-6

Fell Beast #1-10

Cthulu

Marty Mcfly

Beowolf

Ben Linus

Gargamel

Azrael

Wedge Antilles

Uncle Buck

Jerry Seinfeld

Elaine Benus

George Castanza

Cosmo Kramer

Alvin

Simon

Theodore

Dave Seville

Barney Fife

Andy of Mayberry

Rocky Balboa

Stonewall Jackson

Tony the Tiger

Shaak Ti

Frankenstein

Ryan Burke

Arisia

Ron Jeremy

Bilbo Baggins

Bart Simpson

Duncan Idaho Ghola #7

Bill Rieser

Lance Bean

Kyle Reese

Crimmell

Corbin Dallas

Wesley Willis

Yoshi

Empty Roster Spots: 5

Vehicles

X-Wing

F-22

Stealth Bomber

Go-Cart

What's Going on in The Locker Room

Patience....... For the Jedi it is time to win as well is what Yoda and head coach George Washington have been telling the players in the locker room. This is a team that has done an excellent job of preparing for the future by training a huge flock of Jedi Younglings under the tutelage of Master Yoda. But it may not just be future success that this team is looking for considering that the only 2 teams George Washington's Slaves have ever lost to are the two teams that squared off in The Universe Bowl. The locker room of this team is strong and structured, and moral is high as they go in to seaon 2. Yoda has even reformed the Jedi Council to include himself, Ki Adi Mundi, Shaak Ti, and Jedi Masters #1-7, as well as Martian Manhunter & Santa Claus for a new yet perhaps strange insight into the force. Unfortunetely Wild Men #1,3, & 6 did all lose lives at different times when it was their turn to feed the Sandworms, but this danger also had its positive points due to the fact that the members of this team have a slight addiction to the spice melange which is what is secreted by the Sandworms. This sounds bad, and at times can be dangerous but it has actually given The Slaves a hightened sense of awareness while also increasing their stregth and speed. George Washington, along with Yoda and Optimus Prime have made sure that no member of the team goes to far with this addiction but for the most part the side effects have been mostly good. The only other negative occurrences involved Fell Beast #8 who mistook Theodore (the chipmunk) for some food and swallowed him whole. This was also the same Fell Beast that a slightly mentally "influenced" Al Dawg thought was a llama which resulted in a death for him as well. The Watchers are predicting a big season for Jason Bourne. George Washington's Slaves have 5 balls in the draft lottery.

The Horsemen of Apokolips

(Interim) Head Coach: Darkseid

Roster

Achilles

Polaris

Grimlock

Sinestro

The Witch King (w/ his horse and Fell Beast

Starscream

Parasite

Super Girl

Deathstroke

Scarlet Witch

Chris Artrip

Julie Artrip

Havoc

Shazam

The Stunticons

Miho

Sabertooth

The Balrog of Moria

T-Rex #1-4

Thinking Machine #1-13

Meggan

Starro

Perry White

Sunspot

Serci

Multilple Man

Heston

Plo Koon

Tommy The Green Ranger

Task Master

Navy Seal #1-27

Feyd-Rautha Harkonen

Rabban Harkonen

Sheanna

Saesse Tiin

Eeth Koth

Mara Jade

Blur

Prowl

Road Buster

Tripticon

The White Queen

Cable

Vandal Savage

Warlock

Spider Woman

Mr. Sinister

Bugs Bunny

Hawkman

Hawkwoman

Sunstorm

Navy Sailor #100

Gozar: The Gozarian

Zool

Vince Clortho

Dr. Strange

Josh Houslander

Sebastian Shaw

Jay Garrick

Larry Reamer

The Joker

Harley Quinn

Xena Onatop

Nazgul #4 (w/ his horse and Fell Beast)

Nazgul #5 (w/ his horse and Fell Beast)

Nazgul #7 (w/ his horse and Fell Beast)

Nazgul #8 (w/ his horse and Fell Beast)

Nazgul #9 (w/ his horse and Fell Beast)

Elrond

J.R.R. Tolkien

Quintasson Judge

Grand Moff Tarkin

Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #1-9

Sandworm #14

Elongated Man

Chemo

Goldface

Soloman Grundy

Monarch

Sludge

Dazzler

Gene Simmons

Paul Stanley

Ace Frehley

Peter Criss

Cannonball

Amazon #1-24

Gurney Halleck

Sith Lord #13

Sith Lord #14

Cheetah

Kalibak

Fremen #31-42

Ramjet

Stitch

Elixir

Slag

Snarl

Dark Jedi Master #1-10

Dark Jedi #1-10

Circuit Breaker

Punch/Counter-Punch

Springer

Sunstreaker

Sideswipe

Quicksilver

Gideon

Jason Voorhies

Six Shot

Cave Troll #1-12

Simon Bellmont

Dr. Wiley

Kane of Runefast

Gold Dragon #1 & 2

Purple Dragon #11 & 12

Green Dragon #29 & 30

Liono

Hordack

Serpentor

Globulous

Sentinal #31-39

Wyatt Earp

Wolfman

Kang

Blob

Steppenwolf

Granny Goodness

Desaad

Black Queen

Sparkplug

Empty Roster Spots: 1

Vehicles

X-Wing

F-22

Stealth Bomber

Go-Cart

Tank

What's Going on in the Locker Room

Winning the division and then making it to the American League Finals in the first ever FFL Season might be considered pretty good for many teams, but not The Horsemen. Furious after not completing their mission of complete league domination, Darkseid has reestablished his roll as the ultimate ruler of this team. In a much debated move, Vandal Savage has been fired as head coach but still remains on the team in a leadership capacity. Along with several off-season moves in both acquiring players and off-list picks for Season 2 The Horsemen of Apokolips have also reestablished the infamous Hellfire Club to control the team's inner workings more tightly than ever. The new members are as follows:

• Black King: Darkseid
• White King: Vandal Savage
• Black Queen: Selene
• White Queen: Emma Frost
• Black Knights: Deathstroke & Feyd-Rautha Harkonen
• White Knights: Serpentor & Sinestro
• Black Rooks: Grand Moff Tarkin & Kane of Runefast
• White Rooks: J.R.R. Tolkien & Charleton Heston
• Black Bishops: Hordack & Sith Lord #13
• White Bishops: Gene Simmons & Mr. Sinister
• Black Pawns: Chris Artrip (pawn leader) & Dark Jedi #1-7
• White Pawns: Julie Artrip (pawn leader) & Amazon #1-6, & 11
• **Sebastian Shaw refused to be any part of this new Hellfire Club after he was not granted his former spot as Black King.

With these offseason moves as well as several others The Horsemen of Apokolips are very prepared for another season and are guarenteeing even more success than they had in Season 1. There were a few problems in the locker room most of which can be attributed to the Joker and his boredom from not being played one time during season 1. The Joker laughed hysterically when he waited until everybody was sleeping to blow up the lock on the cages for the T-Rexes which resulted in the deaths of Amazons #3 & 18, and Navy Seal #12. He and Harley Quinn also agreed that the timing was absolutely perfect when he did the same thing to the lock on the Cave Troll pen right before their important match against Beckerman's Backyardigans which resluted in even more bloodshed when Navy Seals #19, 20, & 26 perished along with Navy Seal Chief #2; Navy Seals #4 & 5 would have lost their lives as well if it weren't for Chuck (Navy Seal Chief #1). Not to mention the death of Amazon #6. The worst part of this tragedy in the eyes of Darkseid was that Cave Trolls #1, 3, & 9 also suffered deaths because the team was unable to subdue them without killing them (take them alive is not really an order The Horsemen are good at following). Although most people are not sure that The Joker and Harley Quinn are involved (because somedays he denies it and others he is proud of it) most people have a feeling that it was he who convinced Fremen #34 that Jason Voorhies said something bad about his sietch which caused him to attack Jason and then quickly lose his life. Despite these tragedies Darkseid still vehemently refuses to remove the Joker from the team. The Horsemen are in no way expected to be any less of a powerhouse this year and the Watchers are predicting an especially big year for Achilles as well. The Horsemen have 4 balls in the draft lottery.

TEAM

Head Coach: The Oracle

Roster

Superman

Neo

Unicron

Luke Skywalker

Frodo Baggins

Godzilla

Cronos

Trinity

Treebeard

Jack Sparrow

He-Man

Battle Cat

Orco

Seraph

Suk Doctor #20

God Emperor Leto II

R2-D2

C-3PO

Underdog

The Combaticons

Blaster w/ Rewind, Eject, SteelJaw, & Ramhorn

The Shining Force

Adolf Hitler

Jango Fett

Dr. Robotnik

Samus

Bowser: The King of Koopa

Freddy Kruegar

Capt. Jean-Luc Bicard

King Kong

Ghanima Atredies

Lady Jessica

Chani

N.S.-5 #23-31, 33, & 34

Dozer #7

Space Ghost

Jan

Jace

Blip

Mr. Spock

Jet Li

Samwise Gamgee

Jackie Chan

Willow

Emerald Weapon

Kefka

Sephiroth

Ethan Hunt

Iron Hide

Gen. Thade

Futar #1-10

Original Titan #1 & 2

Neo Cymek #1-20

Gannon

Phibian #1-10

Tlielaxlu Master #1-10

Valkyrie #1-20

No-Ship Futar #1-3

Ultra Magnus

Mirage

Astro Train

Blitzwing

Hot Rod

Jazz

Bomber Man

Ness

Wil-E-Coyote

Roadrunner

Bill the Pony

Jack Lalane

Mother Brain

Toad

Hector

Barney Rubble

Duncan Idaho Ghola #3

Billy Lee

Ed Zacharski

Sara Wilson

Mike Sroka

Laura Sroka

Griffin Poteracki

Mimmell

John Wayne

Fortress Maximus (with his head and his head's head)

Fred Baker

Brian Kaczynski

Pete Sosa

Nathan Storey

Kurt Houslander

Mike Troup

Shaun Poteracki

Katie Poteracki

Richard Zacharski

Jimmy Olsen

Dirge

Skywarp

Swoop

Wheeljack

Bumblebee

Alpha Trion

Warpath

Reflector (Left, Middle, & Right)

Thrust

Teletran 1

Wreck Gar

Perceptor

R.C.

Junkeon #11 & 12

Saruman

Mike "Goofjuice" Genet

Lando Calrissean

Guardian #1-10

Seaspray

Sith Lord #7 (Darth Cocky)

Sharkticon #47-50

Patrick

Squidward

Mr. Krabs

Shockwave

Jaws

Dark Jedi Master #11

Jedi Knight #32

Jedi Padawan #16

Sith Lord #6 (Darth Fuzzy)

Nien Numb

Adi Gallia

Depa Billaba

Lois Lane

Yareal Poof

Zorro

Evil Paul Atredies Ghola (Paulo)

Bashar Miles Teg Ghola

Duke Leto Atreides

Duke Paulus Atreides

Krang

Two Face

Ape Face & Spasma

Empty Roster Spots: 0

Vehicles

X-Wing

Stealth Bomber

Tie Interceptor

The Millenium Falcon

Tank

What's Going on in the Locker Room

Spirits could not be higher in the locker room after TEAM's victory in the 2008 Universe Bowl. Superman and Neo's "lead by example" attitude has spread throughout the team and despite the fact that many of the members of TEAM have never actually seen Unicron, the fact that they have a giant metal planet on their team tends to bring a warm and fuzzy feeling to anyone. Ethan Hunt, despite never getting a start is doing an excellent job training his fellow teammates and keeping them on there toes. The Tlielaxlu Masters are hard at work with all kinds of crazy genetic experiments but in true Tlielaxlu fashion they are taking longer than expected, especially since Mimmell has not been as receptive to their methods as their traditional "tanks". The only deaths that occurred were when a very bored Freddy Kruegar decided to wait until everybody was sleeping one night and kill Valkyrie #17, Phibian #2, and Kefka (just for the fun of it). Guardian #6 and Neo Cymek #4 on two seperate occassions also accidentally stepped on Dozer #7. Depa Billaba has taken Jedi Padawan #16 as her padawan learner. The Watchers are predicting a big season for both Neo and Trinity. TEAM has 2 balls in the draft lottery.

Team Fred

Head Coach: Alexander Luthor

Roster

Ultron

Namor and his Griffin

Phoenix (Rachel Summers)

Cyclops

Jean Grey

Ice Man

Beast

Angel

Mimic

Black Manta

Brainiac

Travis Bickle

Kilowag

Rorscach

Aspen

Vampirella

Bullseye

Enchantress

Master Mold

Vision

Block Buster

Mothra

Dirty Harry

Snake Plisken

Absorbing Man

Super Skrull

Skrull #23-50

Compy #27-100

Navy Sailor #1-57

Xenomorph #1-84

Empty Roster Spots: 0

Vehicles

X-Wing

Motorcycle

Tank

What's Going on in the Locker Room

A very skilled team that lacks depth; Team Fred seems to have a pretty stable locker room. Although being split into a good faction led by Cyclops and an evil faction led by Brainiac; even the two factions don't have much disagreement with each other, do to the fact that they are all basically "in it to win it" (you know like Yzerman). The only deaths that occurred were Compy's #32, 36, 48, 66, and 80 through several different accidents since they basically just run wild all of the time (or it may have just been out of boredom for some of the evil members of the team). Brainiac also decided to do some experiments on Navy Sailors #8,9, and 10. Sailors #8 and #9 died in the process, but Navy Sailor #10 came out of it with increased strength and speed plus a strange killer instinct. The Watchers are predicting a big year for the original X-Men (as well as Navy Sailor #10). Team Fred has 9 balls in the draft lottery.

Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyatches!

Head Coach: Hanibal of Crete

Roster

Darth Vader

Doomsday

Carnage

Wolverine

Boba Fett

Micheal Myers

Black Dragon #1-14

Sith Lord #3 (Darth Yardigan)

Duncan Mcleod

Capt. Britain

Trident

Skullcruncher & Grax

Nazgul #6 (with his horse and Fell Beast)

Hemione Granger

Sharkticon #1-10

Mer-Man

Gambit

Krypto

The Arc Troopers

Velociraptor #1-20

Skrull #1-22

Star Wolf

Belle & The Beast

Dracula

Tyrone

Uniqua

Tasha

Austin

Pablo

Warg #1-20

Sasquatch

White Dragon #1-20

Dark Side Marauder #1-20

Warg Riders (and their Wargs) #1-10

Tunnelo Rat

Sentinal #1-30

Uruk Hai #1-27

Storm Trooper #15

Green Dragon #1-26

Ash

Empty Roster Spots: 0

Vehicles

X-Wing

F-22

motorcycle

Tank

What is Going on in the Locker Room

Despite Hanibal of Crete being a great general/coach for both on and off the field decisions he does not have a whole lot of coaching to do considering that this team is made up of almost nothing but ruthless combatants. Even the very few good-natured people on this team fell in line quickly simply out of fear of the team leaders (namely Vader, his apprentice, and of course the Backyardigans). There were a few unfortunate incidents such as the time Dark Side Marauder #4 lost his life when he thought he could take Carnage on a one on one fight. It took longer for Uniqua and Gambit to try and make a quick buck by selling tickets to it than it did for the actual fight to take place but hey alien symbiotes are known for cheating, ... I mean everybody knows that, don't they? Micheal Myers and Doomsday both got out of their cages on the same weekend which was quite a bummer for not just the cleaning crew but also for Velociraptor #6, Warg Rider #6, and Uruk Hai #6 who were all sent to hell that night. Darth Vader in several different fits of rage force-choked to death Skrulls #12 & 13, Warg Rider #10, Uruk Hai #1, and Sentinal #5 (which was quite an amazing sight to see; let me tell you, this is one Watcher that will never underestimate the power of the force when he is around). Vader of course just for old times sake also force choked Storm Trooper #15 to death on two different occasions. Storm Trooper #15 was also force choked to death once by Darth Yardigan just so he could show off to Vader. The Watchers are predicting yet another big season for Lord Vader who is keeping his team in line nicely. Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyatches have 6 balls in the draft lottery.

The Untouchables

Head Coach: Commissioner Gordon

Roster

Deadpool

Megatron

The Constructicons

The W.I.L.D.C.A.T.S.: Voodoo, Spartan, Grifter, Zealot, Warblade, Maul, Void, and Lord Emp

Ras' Al Ghul

The Fantastic Four: Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, The Thing, and Human Torch

Aphrodite

Pyro

Mystique

Rachet

Legolas

She-Hulk

The Insecticons: Bombshell, Shrapnell, and Kickback

The Sorcoress of Castle Grayskull

James Bond

The Punisher

Green Arrow

Black Canary

Broadside

The Men in Black (Jay and Kay)

The Atom

Big Bird

Snuffaluffagus

Elven Soldier #1-15

Clone Trooper #1-15

Fremen #43-54

Malficent

Boromir

Purple Dragon #1-10

The Protecabots

Huntress

Dr. Light (the good/female one)

Army Soldier #76-100

Griffin #1-10

Matt Oblak

Teresa Oblak

Ent #1-10

Merlin

Slippy Toad

Tinkerbell

Doc Hudson

Dr. Polaris

Nazgul #9 (w/ his horse and his Fell Beast)

Gatecrasher

Detective Yelina Salas

Robin (Jason Todd)

Lightning Mcqueen

Dark Side Akolyte #7-18

Huffer

Hoist

Inferno

Aleta One

Spike

Sith Lord #11 (Darth Reknit)

Sith Lord #12 (Darth Lebb)

Dark Jedi #19-36

Xio Jade

Capt. Typho

Eclipso

Daredevil

Ant Man

Scarecrow

Storm Trooper #1-14

Navy Seal #33-44

Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #11-13

Plastic Man

Plastic Baby

Hawk

Dr. Light (the evil/male one)

Calleigh Dusquesne

Detective Nataleigh Boa Vista

Beast Man

Eric Delko

Alex Woods

Ryan Wolfe

Detective Sergeant Frank Tripp

The Monster Squad

Gung Ho

Duncan Idaho Ghola #9

horse #1-11

Marilyn Monroe

Private Ryan

Pikachu

Tomar Tu

Kingpin

Toe-Mater

Horatio Caine

Empty Roster Spots: 0

Vehicles

Speeder Bike

Motorcycle

Go-Cart

Tank

What Went on in the Locker Room

Commissioner Gordon runs a pretty tight ship as you may imagine but they did have some trouble brewing for a while when the team went on a mid-season burst of bringing on what seemed to be nothing but villains off of the waiver wires, which resulted in a nasty power stuggle with Ras' Al Ghul trying to take over the team. This resulted in the deaths of Elven Soldiers #2 & 11 but the power struggle came to a close when Reed Richards (Mr. Fantastic) formed the "New Illuminati" to help control and keep an eye on problems that could possibly arise. This group within the group of super-geniuses consists of Richards himself, Hank Pym (Ant Man), Ray Palmer (The atom), Merlin, The Sorcoress of Castle Grayskull, and Teresa Oblak. Storm Trooper #9, Clone Trooper #6, and Army Soldier #86 were all dealt unfortunate deaths as well from seperate incidents when it was there turn to feed the dragons. Army Soldier #98 lost a bet and his life one night when he had a little bit to much of Gung Ho's homemade moonshine and tried to ride Griffin #3. The Watchers are predicting a big season for Deadpool. The untouchables have 14 balls in the draft lottery.

Better Than All of You

Head Coach: Cobra Commander

Roster

Predator #1-50

Aquaman

Aqualad

Thanos

Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)

Mephisto

Storm Shadow

Agent Smith

Snake Eyes

The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Sabu

Rob Van Damm

The Terminator (from T-1)

The Terminator (from T-2)

Bret "The Hitman" Hart

Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart

Davey Boy Smith

The Dynamite Kid

Terminator #1-40

Skeletor

The Blues Brothers

John Rambo

Ghost Rider

Ric Flair

Arn Anderson

Ole Anderson

Tully Blanchard

Doc Holliday

Hulk Hogan

Lex Luthor

Beechhead

Dozer #4

"Macho Man" Randy Savage

Dave Mustaine and the rest of Megadeth

Army Soldier #1-33

NS-5 #1-22

Dozer #6

Tomax

Xamot

Cobra Viper #1-50

Orc #1-19

Empty Roster Spaces: 17

Vehicles

X-Wing

Motorcycle

What Went on in the Locker Room?

Head coach Cobra Commander is finding that leading a team made up primarily of mindless killers truly is just as much fun as it sounds like it would be. The fact that the team is completely devoid of the female gender makes it a pretty lewd place to hang out (it is kind of like walking into a Catholic Central health class). There have not been as many scuffles as you might imagine but Thanos and Green Lantern did have to break up one rather large fight which resulted in a death for Army Soldier #8, Orc #17, Cobra Viper #48, and Predator #26. Megadeth's drummer also met with an unfortunate accident when he got drunk, passed out, and was stepped on by The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. The Watchers are predicting a big year for Agent Smith. Better Than All of You will recieve 8 balls in the draft lottery.

Triumphant Return

Alas, your fearless comissioner has returned from his summer adventure. I have scoured the Universe in an attempt to find new talent for The Fantasy Fantasy League's 2nd Season and am now prepared to begin anew. I apologize for my extended absense and I do hope that together we can make Season 2 as exciting as our first monumental season. I extend a special apology to my dear friend Teresa (Ematajoca) for my dissapearance and I do hope that she can find it in her heart to forgive me and to allow this American boy this one grievance committed against the wonderful world that is blogger and the entire great continent of Europe.

I would also like to remind all Fantasy Fantasy competitors that if you wish to join the optional tournament your teams are due on or before October 1st. I will also be starting a small segment entitled "What Went on in the Locker Room" which will include a list of every team's roster. Thank You all and good luck in Season 2.

Your Commissioner.

-Josh