Thursday, May 20, 2010

Built Ford Tough vs Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches

Built Ford Tough is Gigantor, Despotellis, Jeff Houslander (w/ a red lantern ring), (new) Blue Beetle, Ford Prefect w/ Zaphrod Beezlebrock, Trillian, Marvin the Paranoid Android, Keith Mars, Veronica Mars, & Weevil in The Heart of Gold, & Mandalorian #6 & 8.

Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches is The Living Tribunal, The One-Above-All, & Chip & Dale.

"God damn it!" an angry Jeff Houslander yells as he looks upon his opponents while leading his team through the air in Bespin. "Aww, the hell with this!" Red Lantern Houslander then flies as fast as he can, quickly blasting to smithereens both Chip and Dale. The One-Above-All (who is currently in the form of a flying Charlton Heston) turns to The Living Tribunal (who currently has his "Necessity" face turned forward) and with a simply nod of their heads and no words spoken between the two, they lift their hands and vaporize the entire line-up of Built Ford Tough. Red Lantern Jeff Houslander is especially defiant even in his last moments, unleashing a blast of red rage energy that covers the sky. But this attempt is fruitless, as neither The Living Tribunal nor The One-Above-All have even a scratch on them.

Editor's note: I would have liked this match to be longer, but COME ON! It just would have been delaying the inevitable.

2 comments:

Solobeck said...

Simple. Elegant. To the point.
Love it!

Josh the Commish said...

Belle was given the Demon Rod. The Devil Lance went to Nazgul #3.