George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Right Wing

George Washington's Slaves are Sandworm #15-20, Starship Trooper #1-16, & Cave Dump.

The Right Wing is Soldier of Gondor #1-17 & Elite Storm Trooper #1-19.


Elite Storm Trooper #1 turns to Soldier of Gondor #1 and says: “It looks like your men are ready, mine are as well. This is going to be rough”. Gondor says: “You’re right about that. I don’t know who the hell makes this schedule, but I don’t know why we always get stuck fighting the Slaves in the desert. They even took out Silver Surfer last year. I don’t know what Coach Huckabee expects us to do against these worms, other than die; but we’ll do our best to do our part”. “Maybe doing our part is dying”. The Storm Trooper replies. The open sand leaves very little room for cover, so as the 2 teams prepare for battle it is reminiscent of 19th century battles between the English and French. The 2 teams simply march toward one another and begin fighting. Cave Dump leads the Starship Troopers into battle by saying: “Me thinks we need victory, we fight then when sandworms come we get away as fast as and go eat woolly mammoth while watch enemy get eat up by friends the sandworms. Follow me AHHHHHHHHHH CAVE DUMP AHHHHHHH”. The 2 teams begin fiercely fighting one another with quick casualties on both sides when the vibrations of the battle stir up the Sandworms below the dunes”. The entire battle is in vain as the 6 Sandworms burst out of the sand and converge on the combatants. “Now we run” Cave Dump screams way to late as the Makers come down hard on the sands killing everyone below them. Sandworm #16 does not survive the massive melee when all of the worms collide with one another, but that Sandworm’s body is the only body that remains as the other worms return below the sands after their quick feast.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!