Former Pop Superstar Hannah Montana and President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos vs P.M.S.

The Commandos are The Herculoids: Zandar, Tarra, Dorno, Zok, Igoo, Thundro, Gloop, & Gleep, Judah Ben Hur, The Paul Atreides Ghola, Bashar Miles Teg, Duncan Idah Ghola #4, Dr. Fate, Mary Marvel, Dex-Tar, Karu-Sil, Taa, Fatality, Willow Rosenburg, Danger Mouse, Ernest Penfold, & Ewok Baby #5.

P.M.S. is Magnetic Kid, Nateri, Armor, Scott Pilgrim, Ramona Flowers, Wallace Wells, Knives Chau, Stephen Stills, & Kim Pine, The Guild of Drundel Dorks: Dr. Boom Boom Pow, Bagwa, Groudious Maximus, Evette, & Arjhan Darkscale, Freddy Kruegar (w/ yellow lantern ring), The Leprechaun, IG-88, The Beast, Chun Li, Black Dragon #12, Spawn, M. Bison, Predator #47, Xenomorph #51, Storm Trooper #49, The Peach, & Dick Trickle.

The Commandos are led out into battle by Judah Ben Hur. His close friend, Dr. Fate, follows closely by his side. They are then blindsided by the Guild of Drundel Dorks. B.A.G.W.A. viciously kills Danger Mouse and Ernest Penfold as Evette and Arjhan Darkscale double team The Peach and makes quick work of him. Dr. Boom Boom Pow and Groudius Maximus attack and kill Zandar and Tarra with ease. This however, proves to be the Guild’s undoing. The Herculoids freak out and eradicate every member of the Drundel Dorks. Ben Hur then sounds the charge, as the Commandos slam into P.M.S. Bashar Miles Teg, Duncan Idaho Ghola #4 and the Paul Atreides Ghola move in together and mow through the whole Scott Pilgrim crew and Dick Trickle. Xenomorph #51 rips into Dorno and kills the Herculoid. Predator #47 follows suit and claims the trophy of Thundro’s hide. Gloop and Gleep then avenge their fallen friends and consume both the Xenomorph and the Predator. Magnetic Kid then springs into action, or at least tries to. He is unfortunately stopped by a lethal uppercut by Mary Marvel, which snaps his neck. Nateri then leaps at Mary Marvel, but Ben Hur launches a spear and it impales Nateri, killing her instantly. Spawn then finds himself surrounded by the trip of Paul, Duncan and Bashar. He refuses to go down alone and manages to kill both Duncan Idaho Ghola #4 and Bashar Miles Teg, before the Paul Atreides Ghola ends his life. Stormtrooper #49 sneaks up and stomps on Ewok Baby #5 and laughs to himself at such an easy kill. But his sick enjoyment is short lived, as Willow Rosenberg had formed a close bond with that Ewok Baby. She vaporizes him with a blast of her magic. She then incinerates M. Bison before he can even react. Black Dragon #12 swoops in and kills Igoo with his acid breath. Ben Hur then simply nods at Dr. Fate and is teleported by his teammate to right on top of the Black Dragon. Ben Hur pulls out his sword and drives it deep into the base of the dragon’s skull. Judah leaps from the falling dragon and is rescued by Taa. Chun Li finds herself being stared at by a house cat. But this is no ordinary house cat, it’s the Red Lantern known as Dex-Starr. The Red Lantern leaps onto her face and savagely claws it apart before Chun Li can even perform her lightning kick. Karu-Sil then sicks her pack of yellow energy demon dogs on The Beast and the eat him before he actually dies. Fatality is battling Armor, but her purple energy blasts aren’t getting through her psionic armor. Freddy Krueger flies in attacking Dr. Fate, Taa and Judah Ben Hur. He quickly kills Taa, but Dr. Fate is able to protect himself and Ben Hur. Freddy creates a giant yellow energy construct of his glove and begins swiping at the two. IG-88 and the Leprechaun rush in to lend a hand, but IG-88 is destroyed by Zok. Willow then arrives and overpowers the Leprechaun in their battle of magic. The rest of the Commandos descend upon the wildly attacking Freddy Krueger and put and end to his terror. As the sand and dust settle, Armor finds herself alone against the Commandos. “Young girl, you have fought bravely. But this battle is finished. Leave now, your team is defeated,” Ben Hur says to Armor. She takes his advice and retreats.

THE COMMANDOS ARE VICTIORIOUS!!