Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve vs Built Ford Tough

Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Fremen #1-13, Green Lantern #1-2 & 4-5, Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka Tano, & Movie Scorpononk.


Built Ford Tough is Jeff Houslander (w/ a red lantern ring) & Jack Ryan in Houseway's GMC 2500 Van, Indiana Jones, Harrison Ford (w/ a green lantern ring), USAgent on a Ducatti, Power Man & Iron Fist, Beta Ray Bill, Star Sapphire, Grapple, Despotellis, Mr. T on a scooter, Jonny Blaze, Ben Reilly Spider-Man, Gigantor, & Cowboy Curtis.

Anakin Skywalker is in an especially surly mood today due to his utter hatred for sand. And unfortunately he is planning on taking this out on Built Ford Tough. The Jedi quickly moves in and ignites his lightsaber as he quickly, and I mean quickly, kills Cowboy Curtis, Power Man, and Iron Fist. The thirteen Fremen are soon to follow Anakin in to battle as they swarm their opponents. Johnny Blaze and Mr. T are completely surrounded by them. Mr. T’s scooter stalls out from all the sand. Johnny Blaze is the first to die, but Mr. T just goes off and kills Fremen #2, 4, 6, 8, and 10 before being run through by Fremen #11 with his crysknife and sent to the Graveyard. The Kennelz four Green Lantern then take flight and are immediately engaged by Star Sapphire, Despotellis, and Gigantor. Star Sapphire flies circles around them and kills Green Lanterns #1 and #2 with her energy ring. But Anakin then uses the force to literally launch Ahsoka into the air. She ignites her lightsaber and drives it deep into Star Sapphire’s chest for her final death. Green Lantern #4 then squashes Despotellis as Green Lantern #5 blasts Gigantor’s head right off. They both then fly down and blast USAgent off of his Ducati before killing him as well. But what they don’t see coming is Red Lantern Jeff Houslander with Jack Ryan in Houseway’s GMC 2500 Van. The Van is covered in a red energy construct that impales Green Lantern #5 when they smash into him, thus sending him to the Graveyard. Green Lantern #4 manages to blast through the van’s windshield and kill Jeff Houslander with the last bit of strength. Jack Ryan then avenges his buddy and unloads a clip into the face of Green Lantern #5 and killing him for his final time as well. Anakin then decapitates Jack Ryan as he continues his onslaught. Anakin and Ashoka then attack Ben Reilly Spider-Man and work together to kill the clone of Peter Parker. The Fremen have now swarmed Harrison Ford. He unleashes every bit of will he has and kills Fremen #1, 3, 5, 9, 11, and 13. But Fremen #7 manages to cut his hand off that had his power ring on it. Fremen #12 leaps on the fallen Harrison Ford and ends his life for the final time. Beta Ray Bill then smashes both remaining Fremen. He then flies in and blasts Anakin with a bolt of lightning. The two of them square off in an epic battle. Anakin uses several Force pushes to try and keep Beta Ray Bill at a distance, but the Korbinite is determined to make this possible final outing mean something. He flies up and launches several lightning bolts at Skywalker to distract him. Ashoka tries to run in and help but is hit by one of the lightning bolts. He then comes crashing down with Stormbreaker and kills Anakin. But Anakin was able to get his lightsaber up in time and it’s sticking out of Beta Ray Bill’s chest. Both of them fall dead in the sand. Movie Scorponok then bursts out of the sand, but Grapple jumps up on top of him. The Autobot uses his arc welder rifle to kill the Decepticon. Indiana Jones then uses his whip to snatch Ashoka by the ankles and whips her into the ground. Ashoka uses her lightsaber to slice the whip off of her ankles. But she is injured from the lightning bolt and retreats to fight another day. “Wow. We won,” Indy says. “Yes, but at what costs?” replies Grapple as he looks over their decimated ranks.

BUILT FORD TOUGH IS VICTORIOUS!!