TEAM Vs. Alice's Wonder Team

TEAM is The Presence, The Beyonder, Thorion, Thanoseid, The Shining Force (minus Vann), Bokken, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee w/ Bill the Pony, & Zombie Jet Li.

Alice's Wonder Team is The (partial) Q Continuum: True Q, The Q Representative, & Quinn, The Spectre, Capt. Universe, & War Machine.


Most of the desert landscape that this match is supposed to take place on is instantly dissolved right as the match begins. Due to the incalculable cosmic powers that both the teams possess, the match mostly takes place on the ethereal plane. Frodo goes against his better judgment and puts on the one ring to hide himself away from the powers that are to great for his little Hobbit brain to make sense of, which stirs up the powers of absolute evil that lay dormant within it. Frodo is invisible to even my eyes, but Capt. Universe still searches him out with ease and destroys him with just a miniscule taste of his cosmic powers. The Presence peacefully walks (or glides) over to The Spectre and simply puts his hand on the shoulder of this ultra powerful being. The Spectre is instantly ripped apart by this. The Presence, after instantaneously viewing every act of retribution committed by The Spectre dies for his enemies’ sins. Thanoseid then selfishly rushes over and picks up the one ring. Thanoseid’s desire to rule them all is amplified a thousand fold by the ring, and thru him the one ring wields an evil that is indescribable. Quinn, in his quest for true life thru death rushes toward Thanoseid. Thanoseid directs his power toward Capt. Universe and sends him into a Universe of nothingness. Thanoseid is so corrupted by this power that he cannot even attempt to control it and he becomes a mass of goo moaning about his precious before his normally ultra-durable body is completely destroyed along with the human form that was taken by Quinn. Thorion tries to attack True Q, but his physical attacks do nothing to his opponent. The Beyonder and The bodiless Q Representative become locked in some sort of immortal combat until both of their free-floating bodies are turned into nothingness. Thorion and True Q share a similar fate as True Q sees no way out of this cosmic melee and uses his own powers to momentarily destroy any cosmic bond with a living being, which ends both his own life and the life of his god opponent. Meanwhile back on a small chunk of desert, a more traditional fight is taking place. War Machine is using his immense arsenal of weaponry to take on The Shining Force and friends. War Machine blasts a rocket thru the undead brain of Jet Li and then takes out Bokken, Yogurt, Anri, Bario, Wilecoyo, Dump, and both of the archers. Max then orders Samwise and what is left of The Shining Force to surround War Machine. Tao casts Blaze 4 to weaken the Iron Man protégé, while the team’s Ninja & Samurai are able to land some stunning attacks on him. War Machine is then finished off by a Devil Lance thru the back of his armored head from Pelle.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!