Bruce's Bodacious Bullies Vs. The Transfoamers

Week 1: Consolation Match
Bruce's Bodacious Bullies vs The Transfoamers.
The Transfoamers is Jedi Master #35 w/ a Mithril Vest.
The Bullies are Dementor #7

The Vaulted Ceilings of Hyrule Castle Echo as Dementor #7 Screeches down the halls seeking its prey. The Dementor is sick of being chased away by glowing deer and other wussy crap like that. Jedi Master #35 watches the Dementor streak right past him.

"Patience.", the Jedi says aloud to himself. "Whatever this creature is, I have a feeling its bark is far worse than its bite."

The Dementor hears the Jedi speaking and wheels around barreling towards him.
The Dementor comes to an abrupt halt, hovering over the Jedi... attempting to prey on him and failing, wailing in frustration.

For you see. The Jedi have complete mastery over their emotions, they are able to completely suppress both good and bad memories, leaving nothing for the Dementor to feed upon. Upon a quick inspection by the Jedi, he sees no reason to dally any longer, and slices the Dementor into tiny pieces.

The Transfoamers are Victorious!
The Dementor is dead, The Jedi Lives to fight again another day.