The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy

The Horsemen of Apokolips are Supergirl, Superboy Prime, Sixshot, The One Above All, Circuit Breaker, The Joker, Harley Quinn, Luke Skywalker Grand Jedi Master, Plo Koon, Major Amos Dundee (in an Iron Man Suit), Achilles, Sabertooth, Deathstroke (w/ a blue lightsaber), & Deadly Little Miho (w/ a blue lightsaber).

Team Sleeping Pussy is Planetary: Elijah Snow, Jakita Wagner, Ambrose Chase, & The Drummer, Hanover Fist, M.O.D.O.K., Knag the Conqueror, Female Sentinel #2-5, Spider-Woman, Mastermind, Banshee, The Flash (Jay Garrett), War Skrull #1-4, Giant Man, & Kahn.


For the second time in FFL history these 2 teams meet in the first round of the play-offs. The Horsemen have won their division for the 3rd straight year and Team Sleeping Pussy once again has the misfortune of having to play them first. The One Above All decides that he is The One Above this match and that there is no member of their opponent’s team that requires his attention and departs the play-off planet all together. “Oh, that’s just great”. Superboy says to Supergirl. He continues: “I mean, I’m sure we can still take these guys, but we sure could of used a Celestial against Dr. Manhattan & Jean Grey, especially now that she has a green lantern ring”. “I’m not worried” replies Supergirl. Achilles has been put in charge of The Horsemen squad, who has decided to set up camp in the desert area, where they believe a wide-open head to head battle will favor them. The Sleeping Pussies go on the offensive, but The Horsemen see them coming. Maj. Amos Dundee uses some of the tech in his new suit to scan the incoming squad and relays the situation to his team: “It looks to me like we got no Cyclops, Jean Grey, or Dr. Manhattan”. “Lucky for them”. Replies Achilles. “I’m thinking lucky for us” says Sixshot. “It matters not, this match will be over quickly” says Achilles arrogantly. Maj. Dundee then targets 2 of his rockets and takes out both Kahn and M.O.D.O.K. before their team even officially arrives. Achilles and his 3 Myrmidons are instantly locked in an intense battle with The Planetary crew, while Kang the Conqueror opens up a portal right next to Luke, Plo Koon, The Joker, Harley Quinn, & Circuit Breaker. From out of the portal comes Kang, Banshee, Flash, & Giant Man. The 4 of them work well as a unit and use their powers t attack Luke and his crew, but they are actually taken out rather quickly by The Horsemen. Luke force leaps into the air to take off the head of Giant Man, while Plo Koon catches Flash on his way past him wit a lightsaber to the chest. The Joker is able to kill Kang with a mallet to the dome and Harley Quinn takes out Banshee with a Bazooka blast to the face before Banshee can get out any killer screams. Luke is most impressed with his team’s abilities as he orders them to form up for their next opponents, but their next opponents show up even quicker then expected. Suddenly a portal opens and out comes Kang, Banshee, Flash, & Giant Man. Evidentially the last time they encountered these 4 they were actually the 4 War Skrulls, but this time it is the real deal. Luke still manages to use the exact same maneuver on the real Giant Man to finish him off, but the rest of the squad is not so lucky. Harley Quinn may be used to annoying noises after hanging out with The Joker for all these years, but she still can’t handle the screams that come from Banshee, who does not let up until her head has exploded. Plo Koon is knocked to the ground by the Flash, but Master Koon is able t shield himself enough with the force to keep any bones from breaking. This time the Flash gives the Jedi Master a much bigger run for his money, but in the end the result is the same as Plo turns off his lightsaber and ten reignites it at the perfect time to catch Flash off guard and have him run right thru the blade. Kang the Conqueror disappears into thin air and then returns a moment later right behind The Joker with a small bomb that he attaches to The Joker’s back. Kang then disappears again right before The Joker explodes. The 4 Female Sentinels, Spider-Woman, & Master Mind arrive to help out their teammates, but Six Shot shows up to help out his as well. Circuit Breaker is trying to put herself in position to attach herself to the Sentinels, but before she can Spider-Woman zaps her with her stinger blast and puts her out of commission for good. The Sentinels may have avoided that possible fate, but they do not fair any better against Sixshot, who single handedly makes short work of all 4 of them. Kang then puts a portal right in the flight path of Sixshot who seems to just come out the other side of it, but when he does, he comes out a dead, rusted mess. Supergirl decides tat she has had about enough Kang for one day and conquers him with a killer batch of Heat Vision. Mastermind tries to overpower Luke with his mental abilities, but Luke fight back and overcomes the attack with his own Jedi Mind powers. Mastermind is physically blown back by the mental attack, which gives Luke plenty of time to follow thru with a lightsaber stab to the heart. Hanover Fist delivers a kick to the chest of Plo Koon that sends him right thru a nearby rock, but The Jedi Master launches his lightsaber at The Heavy Metal character that goes directly into his neck. Achilles, Sabertooth, Deathstroke, & Miho had definitely met their match with Planetary, but in the end they were victorious, as Sabertooth was able to fight thru the blood freeze that Elijah Snow gave to him. Sabertooth’s healing factor kicked in just in time for the mutant to rip out Elijah’s throat. Deadly little Miho fought a pitched battle with Jakita Wagner that Miho ended with a lightsaber/katana combo to the chest of Jakita. Deathstroke managed to stay one step ahead of Ambrose Chase and delivered a neck-breaking kick to his opponent, while Achilles managed to pound The Drummer in to the ground. Supergirl and Superboy Prime flew in next to each other at the end to catch up to Banshee and Spider-Woman and finish them off with similar neck-breaking moves.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTRIOUS AND ADVANCE TO THE SEMI-FINALS!