Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Logical Genocide

Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches are The One Above All, The Living Tribunal, Ego: The Living Planet, Ranx: The Sentient City, Mogo, & Orion.

Logical Genocide is Ion, Nekron, Mera (w/ a red lantern ring), V (w/ a yellow lantern ring), Cannon Fodder Smurf (w/ a blue lantern ring), Manhunter #1-3, Dr. Deathbrain & The Living Killing Roller Coaster, Red Lantern #2, Titan Force 5, Jedi Master #28, Black Dragon #11, Jason Todd, & Robert Hudson (w/ a laser sword, laser gun, & pokeball).


The One Above All & The Living Tribunal alter the reality that they have been thrust into and do away with the play-off planet all together (don‘t worry, us all powerful watchers will bring it back for next week). The combatants sent by Logical Genocide are instantaneously split up into three groups and transported onto Ego, Mogo, & Ranx. All 5 parts of the combined Titan Maximum have managed to stay free-floating in space, but the rest of the combatants have been split into 3 groups. Mera was put onto the waterless Ranx, along with Jedi Master #28, Jason Todd, Cannon Fodder Smurf, & Robert Hudson. Dr. Deathbrain, The Living Killing Roller Coaster, Ion, Nekron, & The Manhunters: Alpha, Beta, & Centra. And on Mogo was placed V, Red Lantern #2, & Cyphillic the Black Dragon. Orion, with The One Above All & The Living Tribunal in tow move against Titan Maximum. The One Above All at this moment has taken the appearance of Bryan Beckerman, and is claiming that in his reality he is actually the owner of this team and that he controls every aspect of the management of it. Orion begins the attack on Titan Maximum and despite his size which is miniscule in comparison to The Voltron rip-off he manages to put quite a hurting on it. The Living Tribunal hangs back patiently to see what the best means of attack will be, while The One Above All hurls a concentrated form of cosmic feces at the Titan Force Five. Titan Maximum uses its futuristic weaponry and concentrates all of its firepower on The One Above All. With this attack Titan Maximum’s artillery resources are nearly exhausted, but he does manage to take out The Bryan Beckerman/One Above All. I personally was unsure if The One Above All could be killed by conventional means, but today he was. The Living Tribunal and Orion are shocked by the destruction of The One Above All as they converge on Titan Maximum and with their combined powers, destroy it. On Mogo, the enormous green lantern has turned all vegetation against the combatants placed on his surface, which is why the 3 of them capable of flight have taken to the air. V, Red Lantern #2, and Cyphillic are all flying in different directions when Mogo increases the wind speed so severely that all of them are grounded by the well-past tornado level speeds. Cyphillic is killed as he makes contact on the hard ground, but the aura created by their lantern rings keeps the other 2 LGer’s alive. V and his Red counterpart fight back fiercely, but in the end they are no match for an entire planet turned against them and are destroyed by Mogo. Dr. Deathbrain is riding in the front of the first car of The Living Killing Roller Coaster, with the utmost confidence in his creation’s ability to destroy a planet. “Muwhahaha, it is I the evil genius Dr. Deathbrain, who with my superior twisted intelligence created the most dangerous and scariest killing machine of all time. What is a planet, when one is in control of a carnival ride of terror, that can not only kill you, but also have a conversation with you”!! Dr. Deathbrain says. The Living Killing Roller Coaster replies with: “Yup”. Dr. Deathbrain then proceeds to tell his entire plan to anyone who would listen: “Once my plan is complete, I will have forced every piece of this planet over 48 inches tall to ride on The Living Killing Roller Coaster until they are scared to death of its twists and turns”. Mogo then causes an earthquake which causes The Living Killing Roller Coaster to break apart and kill not only The Living Killing Roller Coaster, but also its only occupant Dr. Deathbrain. Ego attacks in a fashion similar to that of Mogo, but finds himself with slightly tougher opponents. Ego is able to direct all 3 of The Manhunters into the red hot magma of the living planet’s most treacherous volcano, but Ion and Nekron are able to barrel thru the center of Ego with the aid of Ion’s green ring and then actually blow up Ego, from the inside out. Ion and Nekron have a plan, which is why the 2 of them do their best to destroy Ego, but to still leave a shell of what was once alive, so Nekron can potentially bring the living planet back from the dead to aid Logical Genocide, but The Living Tribunal foresees this chain of events and sends Ego, the non-living planet out of this particular realm of reality. Mera is getting more and more pissed off as she leads her Motley crew thru the twisted metal hallways of the massive prison located on Ranx. Mera tells her squad to follow her as she hangs a left into a large room with several exits, but before they can chose which way to go next, the exits and entrances all close up and the room comes alive, with yellow energy controlled mechanisms attacking them. The LGers jump into action and begin fighting back against the mechanical terrors, but their are just to many of them. Mera is using her red ring to aid her already heightened abilities to wipe out several of the ever-duplicating opponents, but in the end she is caught off guard by a large buzz-saw like robot that takes her head clean off. “Mera’s dead man, we gotta get the hell out of here. Game over man. Game over”. Hudson screams to his teammates. Jedi Master #28 says: “Hudson, get over here and follow my lead. Todd, you and the smurf cover our backs”. “Whatever you’re gonna do, do it fast” See-Eff says in reply. The Jedi Master ignites his lightsaber, while Robert pulls out his laser sword and the 2 of them begin making their own exit out of the room thru the metal walls while Jason Todd and Cannon Fodder hold off the numerous forms of metal meannies attacking them. The 4 of them actually manage to get thru the wall and to dive thru a small hatch in the next room where they fall into a small chamber to escape their attackers. They land about ten feet below them when Jason Todd says: “What a great idea, and what a wonderful smell you’ve discovered”. “Sorry, that was me. Went a little heavy on the broccoli before we left for this mission.” Cannon Fodder Smurf admits to his teammates. Jedi #28 says in shock: “Are you serious, that much stink came out of you”. “That fart, from that butt must have had more smell per square inch than any fart in history“. Jason Todd says. “No kidding man, somebody change that guy’s diaper”. Robert adds. “Alright, alright. get over it. They aren’t supposed to smell like roses“. See-Eff says. “I heard that. Maybe you’re name should be Cannon Farter Smurf with the power you blew that one out with. I mean DAMN, no wonder your whole village is blue. I’d be sad to if I had to smell that all the time”. Robert says. Todd retorts: “Yeah, or maybe they are all blue in the face cause they are always holding their breath”. “Hah, sick burn” Jedi Master #28 says as he fist pumps both Hudson and Todd with a double lock, shirt brush, explosion combo added on for effect. Cannon Fodder speaks to his quartet and says: “Well, okay. If you ladies are done crying about my flatulence, then maybe we could figure out a plan to get out of here and defeat this friggin living city that we are stuck in“. C.F. Smurf continues with: “Now unfortunately my blue ring can’t do a whole lot without a green ring nearby to coincide with it, but this match is a must win”. Robert replies: “Plus we all know that that ring is only a fraction of your real power, right Sir Tootsalot”. “No kidding, The Backyardigans will all beg to be on the graveyard if they just walked into this room”. Jason Todd adds. “Oh don’t worry, there is more where that came from Robin” See-Eff says to Jason Todd. He continues: “I’m starting to see why the comic nerds voted to have you killed”. The Jedi chimes in: “OOOOOOHHHHH & BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE! Give See-Eff a Hells yeah for the Sick-Burn-Re-Turn”. “Hells Yeah” Robert gives back and then says: “So seriously guys. do you think that the walls are going to start closing in on us, or are we just going to starve to death in here“. “Try that door behind you”. Cannon Fodder says contemptuously. So Robert does and then says: “Hmmm, No s&*t its open”. The quarreling quartet then walks out of the door, but this time they are attacked by about a dozen crazed aliens. It is unsure if they are guards at this Quwardian prison or inmates, but it is obvious that they are dangerous none the less. Jason Todd and The Jedi Master begin mowing thru the guards as Robert takes out a few with his laser gun. The largest of the aliens then knocks Robert to the ground and then pushes Jedi #28 into a corner. The Jedi’s lightsaber is knocked out of his hand and he is about to get creamed when Robert pulls out his pokeball and hits the alien in the back of the head. Mew pops out of the pokeball and lays to waste not only the large alien humanoid, but also the remaining 3 to clear the room. “Thanks Rob, and thanks to you Mew”. The Jedi says as he picks up his lightsaber. Mew says: “No problem teammate, but what is that smell”? Jason Todd answers and points to See-Eff: “Oh, I don’t know. Why don’t you ask the Baron of Broccoli over there”. See-Eff, who seems to be embracing his new found claim to fame says: “Yeah, that would be me again, I think I might need to change out my tights”. “Well, Damn son. Do you wanna borrow my litter box or what”? Mew asks of See-Eff. The Quartet turned Quintet continues on their journey, sneaking thru the many corridors of Ranx when they are all of the sudden confronted by even more bionic bada**es then they were the first time. The 5 of them fight fiercely with the mechanical monsters, and each get a couple of kills under their belt when the machines just all of the sudden turn off. “You know it BABY!!”! The Jedi screams. “We got the tools, we got the talent”. Hudson says in reply. “It’s Miller Time” adds Mew. Just then, Cannon finds a hidden doorway underneath a blockaded section of the room that leads to a 10 x 10 room with a sphere-shaped container in the center of it, they notice that it has several levers and knobs attached to it. “Well, guys this could be our only chance”. Jedi Maser #28 says. The Jedi continues: “We have to have faith in our teammates on the other planets, and assume that they have been as successful as we have. We can turn this lever labeled danger all the way up and cause the destruction of this entire sentient city, but we will all most likely die in the process. Hopefully some of our other teammates have survived their ordeals and will be able to claim victory after we do this, and when we are revived for next week, we can all be present for our Semi-Finals battle with the winner of The Untouchables and The Kennelz. Are there any objections”? “I’m ready, I’ll do anything for Logical Genocide”. Robert Hudson says. “I’m in, Batman doesn’t train wimps”. Jason Todd says. “Well, I’ve only been on this team for about 10 minutes, but sure I’m down”. Says Mew. Cannon Fodder Smurf flies up and sticks his butt in the air, before he pushes out a stellar sounding fart and says: “Butt Smurf says lets go for it”. The Jedi Master then nods to his teammates and then turns the red knob all of the way to the right. About three seconds after this action sirens start going off all over Ranx and the 5 of them begin to high five each other as Ranx is blown to smithereens..... In actuality, all the 5 of them did was turn the hot water heater on that particular level all the way up, but; Ion and Nekron are floating thru the air on the brink of death after having exhausted themselves in their battle with Ranx. The 2 of them used every bit of power they could muster to destroy The Sentient City, but they were then ripped apart by the attacks of The Living Tribunal, Mogo, & Orion. Orion flies in between the 2 super-powered cosmic beings and says: “I must say, that expansion team actually put a much bigger dent in us than I ever thought that they could”. The Living Tribunal then peers into the future and says: “I foresee a championship for that team in the future, but it will be long after we win ours”.
BECKERMAN’S BACKYARDIGAN’S: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCE TO THE SEMI-FINALS!