Former Pop Superstar Hannah Montana and President Barrack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos vs Le' Napoleon's Brigade

Hannah and Barrack's Commandos are Dave Bowman (w/ green lantern ring), Numnius (w/ blue lantern ring), Rodimus Prime, Orion Pax, (movie) Jetfire, Black Adam, Parallax, Bizarro Superman, Agamemnon (w/ a Red Lantern ring), Juno, Zombie Darkseid, Dora w/ Backpack, Boots, The Map, Benny, Eesa, & Tico.

Le' Napoleon's Brigade is (Golden Age) Wonder Woman in her Invisible Jet, Jetfire & Jetstorm, Metallo, (Kingdom Come) Flash, Red Lantern #1, Aquagirl, Zombie Wonder Girl, Wonder Woman, Skyfire, Gandalf the Gray, Darth Nihilus, Black Hand, Marcellus Wallace, Atrocitius, & Princess Leia Organa.

Wonder Woman, dressed in full armor, leads her team out onto the battlefield with Gandalf the Gray close by her side. “This team of Commandos have benefited greatly from a lackluster schedule. Let’s show them that we are still a force to be reckoned with!” shouts Wonder Woman. Golden Age Wonder Woman then zips by overhead aboard her Invisible Jet, with Jetfire and Jetstorm flanking her sides. They are met in the air by Juno and Red Lantern Agamemnon. The Clone Autobots fly around Agamemnon, hitting him with a combination of fire blasts and wind vortexes, but the Titan is able to fight through it with the aid of his Red Lantern ring. Skyfire then blast into the fray and helps tip the scales. He first targets the exact area where Agamemnon’s Red Lantern ring is located and blasts it from the Cymek. Next, Skyfire transforms in mid air, grabs a hold of Juno and uses his rockets to propel both of them right at Agamemnon, who is still being attacked by Jetfire and Jetstorm. Skyfire, then at the last moment, releases his grip on Juno and allows her to crash into Agamemnon, killing them both. The cocky Autobots are about the thank Skyfire for the assistance, but Bizarro swoops in and smashes right through Jetfire. Jetstorm tries to knock Bizarro away with his wind powers, but the backwards Superman uses his freeze vision to freeze Jetstorm. He then flies in and shatters him into a million pieces. Golden Age Wonder Woman then, opens the hatch of her Invisible Jet and lassos Bizarro with her Golden Lasso. She then pushes the jet to its limit, pulling Bizarro behind it. He finally grabs a hold of the lasso and yanks on it with all his might, which damages the jet badly. Golden Age Wonder Woman eject out of the cockpit moments before it explodes. She plummets down to the ground, but Parallax intercepts her fall and takes possession of her body. “Ahh. Finally a body worthy of my power,” Parallax says to himself as he takes off after members of Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade. Meanwhile, down on the ground of the Playoff Planet, Rodimus Prime leads most of the rest of the Commandos as they are all trying to gain a foothold on the city. Kingdom Come Flash is making it nearly impossible for them to make any headway though. Black Hand then sneaks up behind them and simply touches Benny, Eesa and Tico, killing all of them by draining their very life force from them. Rodimus Prime then blasts Black Hand away with his rifle. “Alright, Movie Jetfire, grab Dora and her gang and let’s get out of this alley,” orders Rodimus Prime. “Zombie Darkseid… well just try and not kill any of us. Black Adam, be on the look out for Wonder Woman.” “Uh, sir? Where am I to be during all this?” asks Orion Pax. “No more than two feet away from me. And that’s not negotiable,” responds Rodimus. Just then Atrocitus blasts one of the buildings by the Commandos. Every one is blown back apart from each other. Movie Jetfire courageously saves Orion Pax from being crushed by falling debris. “Orion!!” yells Rodimus. He races over to the building Movie Jetfire pulled Orion behind. “Orion,” says Rodimus Prime. “Get off of me!” yells Orion Pax to Movie Jetfire, who is kind of sitting on Orion. “Are you alright?” Rodimus asks Orion Pax. “Uhh! GET OFF OF ME!” Orion shouts again. “Yeah. I’m fine too Rodimus. Thanks,” quips Movie Jetfire. Rodimus Prime then extends his hand to Orion and helps him back to his feet. Movie Jetfire then takes off with Dora and her gang. “Why are you protecting me so much? And why haven’t I been able to fight even once since I was drafted?” asks Orion. “You have a great future in front of you. It’s the reason you were drafted in the first place. Your survival is the key to our team’s success,” replies Rodimus. “Now let’s get out of here and win this match. Zombie Darkseid manages to make his way to the water on the Playoff Planet. He is then attacked by the duo of Zombie Wonder Girl and Aquagirl. Though he is half dead, Zombie Darkseid’s powers are great. He grabs a hold of Aquagirl as she leaps out of the water and he crushes her in his grip. Zombie Wonder Girl is then incinerated by his Omega Beams. Wonder Woman then charges into action and slices Zombie Darkseid’s head clean off with her sword. Darth Nihilus, along with Red Lantern #1, attack Green Lantern Dave Bowman and Blue Lantern Numinus. However, the Red Lantern’s ring is nullified by Numinus Blue Lantern Ring. Dave Bowman then uses his Green Lantern ring and cosmic power to vaporize both attackers. Atrocitus then comes up from behind Numinus and shows the Blue Lantern what rage is all about. He melts a hold in the back of the cosmic being’s head with his rage vomit, before blasting through it. As Atrocitus comes out from the other end of Numinus’s head, Dave Bowman dematerlizes the Red Lantern. Skyfire then targets Movie Jetfire who is carrying Dora and her gang. He swoops in and launches an all out assault on the former Decepticon. Movie Jetfire receives heavy damage from the dual particle cannon shots. “¡Ah Boots de mierda! ¡Tenemos que expulsar antes es demasiado tarde!” shouts Dora as they eject just as Movie Jetfire explodes. Dora uses The Map as a parachute as Boots hangs on for dear life. Once they land safely on the ground, Boots immediately leaps onto Marcellus Wallace and viciously claws his face off. (I guess he wanted to take his face… off.) Kingdom Come Flash then races in and trounces The Map into the ground and come speeding back and kicks Dora into the atmosphere, killing both her and Backpack. The vicious Boots the loses his life to Princess Leia Organa’s expert marksmanship. Bizarro then slams down on the ground right in front of Metallo and the Princess. Metallo instantly tries to use his green Kryptonite heart on Bizarro, but unlike Superman, it has no effect on Bizarro. Metallo is then crushed into a ball and is used to pulverize Princess Leia. Parallax-Golden Age Wonder Woman then confronts Wonder Woman. Parallax tries to use this against Wonder Woman, but she is not to be stopped this day. She wraps her lasso around her possessed teammate and then drives her sword right through her chest, killing both Golden Age Wonder Woman and Parallax. Kingdom Come Flash is still moving throughout the Playoff Planet, that is until of course Black Adam shout “SHAZAM!” and causes a lightning bolt to hit Kingdom Come Flash. The living embodiment of the Speed Force disappears into the bolt. He then reappears right in front of a smirking Black Adam. Dave Bowman destroys Kingdome Come Flash with his vast cosmic powers. Black Adam then turns his attention to Skyfire, who has been devastating the ranks of the Commandos. He flies right at the transformer and plows right through the middle of Skyfire, thus finally ending his career in the FFL. Black Adam then lands back on the ground, but only to be attacked by Wonder Woman. The two powerhouses trade blows back and forth as Gandalf the Gray moves against Rodimus Prime and Orion Pax. Black Adam tries to hit Diana with a lightning bolt, but she blocks it with her shield. Wonder Woman then uppercuts him, which knocks him off of his feet. She then leaps up into the air and comes crashing down with her shield right on Black Adam’s neck, snapping it like a twig. Gandalf catches Rodimus Prime by surprise and hits him with a powerful blast of magic. Rodimus falls to one knee, but refuses to go down. He then is hit several more times with magic blasts, but he is resilient. Gandalf goes to hit Orion Pax with a blast of magic, but Rodimus leaps in the way and takes the hit. Rodimus Prime then manages to fire off one shot which hits and kills the wizard. The Autobot commander is mortally wounded and in his dying breaths, he says “Orion…earn this. Earn it.”

Rodimus Prime’s chest opens up and reveals the Matrix of Leadership. Orion Pax picks it up and places it in his chest. He can then hear Rodimus Prime’s voice speaking to him. “Arise, Optimus Prime. Fulfill your destiny.” Wonder Woman witnesses this entire transformation. “Not if I have anything to say about it!” she says to herself as she races right towards Optimus Prime. She leaps onto the Autobot and wraps her lasso around his neck. She pulls as hard as she can, but Optimus knocks her off. He pulls out his laser cannon rifle and takes aim at his attacker. “Do it!” Wonder Woman yells defiantly. He pulls the trigger and ends Wonder Woman’s storied career. And with that move, Optimus Prime takes his place as a member of the Commandos.

Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade: All dead.

The Commandos: Dave Bowman, Bizarro, and Optimus Prime survive.

FORMER POP SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA AND BARRACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCE TO THE SEMI-FINALS!!