TEAM Vs. Alice's Wonder Team

TEAM is Unicron, The Presence, Set, Superman, Superboy, Thor, Godzilla, Pete Sosa (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Mike Sroka (w/ a green lightsaber), Laura Sroka (w/ a green lightsaber & Mithril Vest), & Joe Levine in a Semi Truck.

Alice's Wonder Team is Primus, Q, True Q, The Q Representative, & Quinn, General Zod, Non, Hyperion, Ben Quadrineros in an F-16, Ewok #47, & Toto.


At last, these 2 American League cross-division rivals get to meet in The Play-offs. The aristocrat of arrogance vs. the colonel of cocky. The tyrant of trash talk vs. the lord of loudmouths. TEAM Vs. Alice. I’m not even willing to bet which one is which out of those punny names let alone who the “Best Buy” is for winner of this match, but there is no doubt that they have held back absolutely nothing for this bout with each other (not that either of these teams have a reputation for not starting their best possible team or anything). There are very few things in the Universe that can cause Primus to awaken from what he wishes to be an eternal slumber, but one of them, if not the only one is the presence of his brother Unicron. Once Unicron approaches in his robot form, Primus transforms into his robot form as well, and the 2 of them resume their battle that begun so many tens of thousands of years before. Down below on the play-off planet, Thor is flying into battle alongside Superman and Superboy in their first FFL appearance together. Thor has mixed emotions as he is still proud of his single-handed victory in the week 11 match, which was his only regular season appearance this year, but he is also a little upset about something: “What travesty! Here we are in the play-offs, ready to put everything on the line and the rest of my Thor brethren are sitting on the bench while I fly into battle with 2 Kryptonians“. Ben Quadrineros flies in first in his F-16 to lead the attack, but Pete Sosa takes flight. Pete perfectly aims the rear rocket from his Mandalorian armor and single-handedly shoots down the F-16. This act is met by cheers from his buddies on the ground but before he can regroup with them Gen. Zod flies in with his partners Non and Hyperion. Zod catches Pete and then rips him apart with his super-human strength. Joe kicks the semi into 15th gear and is hauling a** thru the city when Non lands in front of the semi and stays put. The Semi buckles around the Kryptonian and Joe is killed in the crash. Toto jumps on Laura and tries to bite her in the chest (can you blame him), but her Mithril Vest causes the little dog to break his teeth in the process. Laura then pulls out her lightsaber and uses it to kill Toto while her hubby is using his saber to take out Ewok #47. Primus and Unicron pound on each other with a ferocity that could send entire Solar Systems off balance, but the 2 of them manage to keep on fighting thru it. Eventually Primus, who is the larger and older of the 2 is able get a hold of Unicron’s head and rip it clean off of his enormous metal body to end the feud that has raged on for many millenniums. Zod, Non, & Hyperion fly up to fight Superman, Superboy, & Thor. Superman has taken out these guys before but he now realizes that the only chance his team has for victory is if his young counter-part and Thor can hold off the 3 of them while he attacks Primus. Superman races off into the depths of space and leaves Superboy and Thor outnumbered 3 to 2 against Zod, Non, & Hyperion. Godzilla & Set are working there way thru the city, destroying everything in their path on their way to battle with the “supermen” of Alice’s Wonder Team, when the 4 members of The Q Continuum simply cause both Godzilla and even the cosmic powered 7-headed Set to be destroyed as if they were simply getting rid of a pesky snake and lizard off of their property. The Q Continuum then decides that their next target will be Superman, but before they can execute their infinite powers again, The Presence decides that he will use a similar power to remove the life from every member of The Q Continuum. The Q Continuum is then destroyed, but afterwards The Presence decides to die for the sins of this sad race of omnipotents and join them in whatever existence is next. Thor and Superboy, despite being outnumbered keep the 3 Alice members at bay. Thor is able to sink Mojinir into the head of Hyperion and kill him, but once Non gets a hold of Superboy he is able to use his superior strength even over another Kryptonian to break his neck. Superman flies up into space at faster than the speed of light and once he is up there rockets thru the head of Primus. Whether Primus is weakened from his intense battle with his brother or simply not fast enough to react to Superman, it is unknown but either way Primus dies while Superman turns around in one fluid motion so he can return to his teammates as quick as possible. “Leave it to Kryptonians to leave me alone fighting more Kryptonians”. Thor grumbles to himself. Thor is grappling with Non when Zod is flying up behind the Asgardian god, measuring him for his killing blow. Zod is mere inches from attacking Thor when Superman flies back and delivers a punch t Zod, which saves Thor and sends Zod several miles away. Superman then takes this opportunity to aid Thor in his battle against Non. Non may be just as strong or stronger than both Superman and Thor, but his intelligence is completely lacking. It is this that allows Superman and Thor to gain the upper hand and kill Non before Zod can return to the battle. When Zod does return he instantly evens the playing field by kicking the hand of Thor causing him to drop Mojinir and then fall out of the sky. Zod and Superman then engage in an intense battle. The 2 Kryptonian arch-enemies pound on one another brutally. Eventually having their battle brought down to the desert area where they end up fighting on the ground instead of the air because as powerful as they are they can no longer even sustain flight due to the energy they are expelling with their city-leveling hits. Superman, despite his incalculable strength actually passes out from exhaustion right after he delivers the killing blow to the neck of Zod. Superman wakes up to see Thor w/ Mike and Laura standing over him. Superman, knowing how impressive his battle with Zod must have been to witness says to Thor: “Well do you mind having to advance to round 2 with a Kryptonian”? Thor reaches out his hand to help up Superman and says: “Aye, how about I advance to round 2 with my TEAMmate”.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCES TO THE SEMIFINALS!