The Untouchables Vs. Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve

The Untouchables are (Green Lantern) Sinestro, The Fantastic Four: Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Human Torch, & The Thing w/ She-Hulk & Franklin Richards in The Fantasticar, Megatron, Deadpool (w/ a red lightsaber), Onslaught, Sodom Yat, (Red Lantern) Guy Gardner, The Constructicons: Bonecrusher, Mixmaster, Hook, Long Haul, Scrapper, & Scavenger. Horatio Caine, & Snuffeluffagus.

Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Galactus w/ Nova (w/ a green lantern ring), Terrax, & Firelord, Anakin Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano, Brandon Inge (w/ a blue lightsaber & Iron Man Suit), Justin Oblak (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Mace Windu, Saint Walker, Indigo 1 & Monk, Calypso, & Oa Lantern #1 (w/ a green lantern ring).


If one were to start a conversation about the best rivalries in all of Fantasy Fantasy, they would no doubt mention The Untouchables Vs. The Kennelz. Not only were these 2 teams party to the first ever FFL match, but the 2 of them have gone back and forth with each other a total of 6 times (including this one) every one of which has been an evenly matched fight. Except for maybe TEAM and The Horsemen, no other rivalry has had so many memorable matches and has remained so even. Mr. Fantastic orders his troops into attack positions, as he leads the charge from the air in The Fantasticar, which is being piloted by The Thing and is holding all 4 members of the traditional Fantastic Four as well as Franklin Richards and She-Hulk (and don’t tell me that it can’t because it only has 4 seats, when it looks different in every single comic it has ever been in). Deadpool and his BFF Megatron are down in the city below when Deadpool says: “Holy crap am I geeked, isn’t it great to be back in the field again Meg”? Megatron replies: “I told you to never call me that meat sack”. “Dang, it has been a while, but I understand that FFL teams have to protect their first overall pick, second in FFL History”. “Technically you were the 51st, if you count all 50 Predators”. Megatron adds to rain on his parade. “yeah right, Meg. To bad nobody counts all 50 predators. I mean duh, one pick so they count as one. But for real Meg, it’s been so long since we got to start in a match together that we’ve got to blow up big time today. I’m not even kidding dude. This is gonna be epic”. “Plus, you do have 9 deaths, so you know that you can totally blow up before you hit the graveyard this week; I mean, I might as well mention that, since we’re breaking the 4th wall and all“. Megatron says mightily. Deadpool comes back with: “Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that. I can’t die. I mean, haven’t you ever read my comics”. “No”. Says Megatron. Deadpool looks shocked and hurt, but he hides it well (He is wearing a mask after all). Deadpool says: “What the hell do you mean you have never read my comics? I mean, I would have bought that bull crap back when The FFL first started, but ever since I was picked 2nd overall in the Season 1 draft, my sales have quadrupled. You can’t even go in a comic book store without tripping on one of my mags Meg. I’m the coolest thing out there these days. I’m like Deadpool and stuff. I’m Deadpool: The Man Without Fear. I’m your Friendly Neighborhood Deadpool. I’m the invincible Deadpool. I’m Deadpool The Man of Steel. I’m Deadpool born in to a world he never made. I’m a hero in a half shell: Deadpool power. I’M THE BEST AT WHAT WOLVERINE USED TO DO BUB!! I’M FREAKIN DEADPOOL”! Justin Oblak turns to Mace and says: “Master Windu, what do you have in mind for our plan of attack”. Mace replies with: “I was thinking about waiting until Deadfool shuts up and then rushing over there and kicking the crap out of them like we did the last time we met up with them on this planet“. “Sounds good to me”. Inge says to Justin after a warm embrace that made them feel as one even thru their heavy metal suits of armor. It is as if the stronger the armor around their bodies gets the weaker the armor around their hearts feels. It is only thru their example of full unbridled bromance that so many members of The Kennelz have allowed their own hearts to be opened to such full displays of Man Love. Now I’m talkin about true guy stuff here, not just the occasional “bring it in for the whole thing, manwhich hug” I’m talkin about straight men doing straight things like only straight men can. Megatron orders The Constructicons to form Devastator, while on the other side of the planet Galactus orders his 3 heralds to attack The Fantastic Four (or 6). As Onslaught comes rampaging on to the scene, Inge and Oblak are thankful that they are far away from him, now that they are both covered in metal suits. Horatio comes riding out of the forest on top of Snuffeluffagus. He rides up to where Inge and Oblak are positioned as the 2 of them are having a push contest and trading copies of paperbacks (Chicken Soup for the heavily armored soul for Jet Packs for Dummies). Snuffeluffagus walks up and Horatio takes off his glasses and says: “Not to be the elephant in the room, but you guys are about to become each other’s imaginary friend”. (OHHHH WON’T GETFOOLED AGAIN). Inge looks over at Justin and simply says: “Eff this guy”. Justin replies with: “exactly”. They then proceed to flame-throw the crap out of both Horatio and his furry steed. Sinestro cares not for the supposed setting advantage that certain characters supposedly have over him, which is why he flies in solo toward the water region looking for Calypso. Calypso emerges from the depths ready to reign down on the flier with her powers of manipulation, but Sinestro repels everything she throws at him with his green energy field and then uses a giant net of green energy to catch Calypso and then crushes her within its energy webbing. Nova leads the pack as the 3 heralds rush in toward the Fantasticar. Nova uses a well-placed blast of mixed energy from her ring and Galactus-granted powers to blow Franklin Richards to pieces. Mr. Fantastic, who is well-aware of his son’s powers is not only horrified by the death of his son, but also in shock at the sheer power that even a mere minion of Galactus can possess. As the Fantasticar flies by Terrax flies up next to them. She-Hulk stands up from the back seat of the Fantasticar and executes a perfectly timed leap. She grabs Terrax out of the air and the 2 of them fall onto the roof a nearby building. Terrax is stunned by the attack, but is still ready to take on any level of opponent. He is confident in his immense physical strength, gifted to him thru cosmic means; but She-Hulk’s Gamma Radiation powers prove to be even better as she restrains Terrax where he is at and then proceeds to pummel him out of existence. Nova uses her combined powers to once again target The Fantasticar, but this time she blows up the vehicle itself. Human Torch yells “Flame On” and instantly takes flight and engages Nova in battle. Mr. Fantastic is able to stretch his body into a parachute of sorts to glide down to the ground safely, while Invisible Woman is able to use her invisible force field to protect her from death as she hits the ground as well. The Thing doesn’t have any powers to aid him in this problem so he instead jumps onto the back of Firelord and uses him to break him fall down to the ground. His fall is not the only thing that is broken by this move, as it also works to break Firelord directly in half as well. The Human Torch and Nova engage in a fierce fight high above the city, but despite Nova’s plethora of powers Human Torch is still able to turn up the intensity of his heat so severely that even Nova’s durable skin is unable to withstand it when he flies into her head on. The Kennelz have known all along, that the main objective of The Fantastic Four was to get to Galactus and put a stop to him. The Kennelz see that the Fantastic Four have now been separated, and that even though they managed to destroy the heralds of Galactus, it was not to late to keep the team separate and to take advantage of this before they can regroup and possibly take out Galactus. Sodom Yat of The Untouchables notices this as well, and despite the fact that he has the utmost confidence in his teammates decides that there may never be a better time than the present to take out Galactus and that he may just be powerful enough to do it. She-Hulk is running down the stairs of the building that she killed Terrax on top of when she is met by Mace Windu on one of the landings. She-Hulk has no where to go but down, and she knows that she must now get thru Mace if she is going to help her teammates win this match. She Hulk rips off the railing next to her and launches it at Mace but the Jedi Master ducks out of the way just in the nick of time. Mace ten rushes in and dropkicks She-Hulk in the chest before he plunges his purple lightsaber into her neck. Anakin has climbed to the top of the highest skyscraper in the Play-off Planet city and has patiently waited for his opportunity. Anakin sees The Human Torch flying by at an amazing rate of speed when he allows himself to free fall off of the top of the building. Human Torch is dedicated to getting back to his sister and Reed Richards and is pushing himself to the limit when Anakin’s lightsaber slices right thru Johnny before he even knew Anakin was there. Anakin then guides himself into a nearby window, where he doesn’t realize an enrage Thing is waiting for him after having seen Anakin’s attack. “You killed Johnny, now it’s Clobberin Time” The Thing yells as he rushes at an exhausted Anakin, who has his back turned to the yellow rock coated Ben Grimm. The Thing is about to land a massive haymaker on Anakin when the Jedi’s padawan Ahsoka pops out from the ceiling tile above them and says: “I got your back master” as she runs her green lightsaber right down the center of The Thing. Mr. Fantastic and Invisible Woman have regrouped with each other and discovered thru Reed’s computer scans that the rest of their team is dead. Mace then meets up with Anakin and the 2 of them realize that although they have taken out most of The Fantastic Four they aren’t going to able to get to Reed and Susan; but that there is no way that the 2 of them can take out Galactus by themselves. Mace and Anakin begin to bicker with each other about what to do next when Ahsoka chimes in with: “Uhhh masters, how about we fight that guy before he squashes us” as she is pointing to the rampaging Devastator. The 2 Jedi both nod at Ahsoka and then nod at each other as they run at Devastator with Jedi speed. The Jedi Master, Knight, & Padawan run straight up the huge Decepticon and begin hacking at the gestalt with their lightsabers until Devastator falls to the ground with all 6 of its Constructicon parts destroyed. Sodom Yat is joined by Sinestro in his attack on Galactus, but Galactus manages to vaporize Sodom Yat with a blast of cosmic energy from his fist. Sinestro completely shields himself in green energy as he flies in for the kill against Galactus, but the devourer of worlds still manages to punch right thru his defenses and thru the man himself to end what has been a great FFL career. Mr. Fantastic and Invisible Woman use the death of their teammate as a diversion to get right up on Galactus. Mr. Fantastic may not have an ultimate nullifier or the rest of his team to aid him, but he knows that if The Untouchables are going to make it out of the first round for the first time than he and his wife are going to have to take out Galactus. Invisible Woman wraps both herself and her husband in the strongest invisible shield she has ever created. Once inside they burst thru the purple helmet of Galactus and find themselves right inside the omnipotent brain of Galactus. Reed uses his incalculable intellect and his amazing understanding of alien technology to tap into the brain of Galactus. Galactus has such confidence in his superior intelligence over any other life form that he simply allows this to take place, just to see what happens. Reed Richards entire head excruciatingly aches as he attempts this, as does that of Susan’s from keeping up such an intense force field but in the end Mr. Fantastic is able to overload the brain of Galactus and kill the Devourer of Worlds with his thoughts. Reed and Susan lay on the ground nearly dead from such an exertion when Brandon Inge and Justin Oblak land next to them. Justin says: “These guys are from the other team, right”? “I’m pretty sure”. Inge replies. They then proceed to pump the last 2 members of The Fantastic Four full of lead (Justin kills Invisible Woman & Inge kills Mr. Fantastic). The 2 of them fly away and Justin says: “Hey Brandon, were those 2 we just killed powerful or anything”? Inge replies: “I doubt it dude, they were just laying there after all”. Saint Walker uses his blue lantern ring to charge the Oa Guardian’s green ring up to 200% and they fly in to attack Onslaught with the help of Indigo 1 & Monk. Onslaught taps into the mind of Monk and mindblocks him which results in his instant death, but the other 3 lanterns are able to combine the power of their rings and kill Onslaught before the super-powered mutant can do it again. Guy Gardner would have been enraged by the death of Reed and Susan, even if he wasn’t a red lantern, butt since he is, it makes the deaths of Brandon Inge and Justin Oblak even more enjoyable for him. Guy uses a red energy axe and a green energy harpoon to cut right thru the armor protecting both Justin and Brandon without even slowing his flight speed. Guy then kills Indigo 1 from the air with a double blast of red and green energy. Guy Gardner then meets up with mace Windu, who he reminds that he has lived thru more matches than any other character this season and that he has ever intention of living thru this one. Mace does a spin move which results in his lightsaber cutting off Guy’s head while he says: “that’s great, if you’re still around after 3 seasons, than come talk to me”. Mace is pretty proud of himself at this point, but not for long as he is caught by a massive blast of energy from Megatron, in gun form who is being held by Deadpool. “Hah, just like old times, huh Meg”! Deadpool says as he throws Megatron into the air so he can transform back into robot form. Megatron then flies up and then comes down hard onto the head of Anakin to crush the Chosen One in his tracks. Deadpool jumps into action with his full-auto pistol and ninja sword raging as he attacks both the Oa Guardian and Saint Walker. “Oh, don’t even get me started on you lanterns, yeah that’s right I heard about you guys. You think you are so cool and that your blackest night story was so good. Well, guess what. While DC was creating a great story line about you guys, the boys back at Marvel were busy jamming me down every comic nerd’s throat until even my die hard fans couldn’t stand me anymore. So DC might have made decent characters out of you guys, but I’m basically invincible now“. During this diatribe Deadpool manages to cut the heads off of both Saint Walker and the Oa Guardian, but not before The Oa Guardian delivers a rocket ship shaped green energy blast thru the face of Deadpool’s only living teammate and total BFF Megatron. Ahsoka Tano stands before Deadpool with her lightsaber ignited when Deadpool looks at her and says: “Ahhh, and then there was one. Crap my bullets can be deflected by your lightsaber and my swords are going to totally get cut in half by it too”. “Don’t you have a red lightsaber from the beginning of the season”? Ahsoka says. “Oh yeah, that’s right, thanks for the reminder”. Deadpool says in response. Deadpool looks at Ahsoka and says: “before we fight, I gotta tell you that the new Season of Star Wars Clone Wars is totally kicking my A**, in fact would you mind autographing one of my weapons”? Ahsoka says in reply: “Sorry, I must have left my pen in my other utility belt, but while we are being honest and breaking the fourth wall, the fact that you have been turned into the ultimate sell-out character really does suck”. “Uh-oh, fan-girl alert”. Says Deadpool. He continues: “I guess you do have a point though, I mean how much sarcastic crap from me can they possibly put out every single month, eventually it just gets old”. At this point their red and green lightsabers are clashing. “But I guess if the whole Marvel corporation is going to sell out to Hollywood then they are going to have to make gnarly characters like me sell out as well”. Deadpool then gains the upper hand over the Jedi Padawan and puts his lightsaber thru her chest. Deadpool says: “See, I told you guys I couldn’t die. Hmmmm....... And now here I am by myself, talking to myself, now that, is the essence of Deadpool”.
THE UNTOUCHABLES ARE VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCE TO THE SEMI-FINALS!