Xavier's Annihilation Squad vs Better Than All of You

Xavier's Annihilation Squad is Ursa, Supergirl, Mary Embry, G-girl, Supreme, Radar, Suprema (w/ a blue lantern ring), Silver Racer (w/ a green lantern ring), Kalibak, Metron, Spider-Woman, & Sailor Moon.

Better Than All of You is Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), Thanos, Agent Smith, The Terminator (from T-1). The Terminator (from T-2), Gandalf the White, Loki & Bartleby, Gray Hulk, Abomination, Zombie Phoenix, Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow, & Slymenstra Hymen in a Mail Jeep.

Though they barely snuck into this year’s Playoffs, Better Than All of You has shown up ready to dish out the ass whuppin’ of the season to Xavier’s Annihilation Squad. But, Ursa and her team have no intentions of losing two straight matches after starting the season out at 10 and 0. Silver Racer streaks through the sky with his Green Lantern ring as Ursa and her fearsome female force take point in the air. “Man, they’ll give anyone a Green Lantern ring in this Leauge,” Hal Jordan says to himself. The true GL flies up after Silver Racer and the two engage each other in a well pitched (that’s for you Becks) dogfight. In the end, it’s experience that wins the battle, as Hal blasts Silver Racer apart with some green energy missiles. Down on the ground, Kalibak finds himself surrounded by Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow. Judging by their size differences, one would believe that the ninjas are far more quick and agile, but this surprisingly isn’t the case. Storm Shadow is smashed into the ground by Kalibak’s Beta Club. Snake Eyes leaps up on top of Kalibak’s shoulders and unloads a clip into the back of his head, but it does very little to no damage at all. He grabs a hold of Snake Eyes’ legs and proceeds to rip him in half like a wishbone. Thanos then appears before Kalibak. “Father?” he mistakenly says to Thanos. “No. Not father,” the Mad Titan responds as he vaporizes Kalibak with his vast cosmic powers. Slymenstra Hymen tears ass down the streets of the city in her Mail Jeep as Sailor Moon is hot on her tail. Slymenstra crashes the Mail Jeep into a light pole, and is motionless at the steering wheel. Sailor Moon flies in to finish the job, but Slymenstra is playing possum. She grabs a hold of Sailor Moon in bear hug and drives the spikes from her metal bra deep into Sailor Moon’s chest. Supergirl then flies in and without stopping; knock’s Hymen’s head clean off. Ursa and Mary Embry then fly in together and simultaneously tackle Gray Hulk and Abomination. Ursa wraps Abomination up in a sleeper hold and lobotomizes him with her heat vision. Mary Embry trades blows with Gray Hulk, who is beginning to gain the advantage over her. But Suprema with her Blue Lantern ring flies in to tip the scales. The two of them overwhelm, and defeat Gray Hulk. Up in the sky Supreme and Radar are being attacked by the fallen angels, Loki and Bartleby. Loki grabs a hold of Radar and breaks the neck of the super-dog. They get some help from Agent Smith and the three of them put down Supreme. G-Girl swoops in ands drop kicks the Terminator from T-2. She starts whaling away on him, but he grabs a hold of her arm and breaks it. The Terminator from T-1 then comes up from behind her and wraps her in a full nelson. This allows T-2 to jam his fist into her chest and pull out her still beating heart. Metron then decides it’s time to make his presence felt. He appears before Loki and Bartleby and vaporizes their angel wings causing both to plummet to their final deaths. He then teleports in front of Gandalf the White, who was actually hoping for this to happen. Metron, someone who is very rarely, if ever, surprised, is caught off guard by Gandalf’s preparation. The wizard hits Metron with a powerful blast of magic, which knocks him right out of his Mobius Chair. He then pulls out his sword, Glamdring and runs Metron through with it. Thanos then appears and steals the Mobius Chair. The female force from Xavier’s Annihilation Squad regroups as their backs are now up against a wall. Zombie Phoenix flies in straight for them and unleashes her Phoenix Force, killing Mary Embry in the process. Supergirl zips in and tears the rotting head off of Phoenix before she can do anymore damage. We are not officially down to the Men vs the Women. Suprema protects Ursa with a blue energy shield as she swoops in right for Gandalf the White. He is trying to break through the energy shield with his magic, but to no avail. Ursa comes in and deals a fatal right cross to the powerful wizard. Supergirl and Ursa then move onto the Terminators. They may have been able to defeat G-Girl with some ease, but these two women aren’t as easily killed. Supergirl doesn’t even stop as she flies right through T-2. Ursa then claps her hands together around T-1’s skull and crushes it. Hal Jordan meanwhile, utilizes the fact that a Blue Lantern ring is in his vicinity and is able to get his ring powered up to 200%. He then actually attacks Suprema, who is unable to defend this attack and falls quite quickly to Hal. His ring then, however, returns to its normal charge. Agent Smith grabs a hold of Spider Woman and reaches into her chest turning her into another Agent Smith. Ursa and Supergirl then find themselves as the two remaining members of the Annihilation Squad. Ursa takes the Agent Smiths as Supergirl goes after Hal Jordan. Ursa quickly kills one of the Agent Smiths, but is knocked to the ground by the real one. She then unleashes a powerful blast of heat vision that even Agent Smith is unable to dodge as is killed by it. She then flies up to aid Supergirl, but she is blasted in the back by Thanos, who had reappeared in the Mobius Chair. He gets out of the chair and flies over to the fallen Ursa. He grabs her by the throat and smiles as he slowly crushes the very life from her. Supergirl is holding her own against Hal Jordan, but then Thanos blindsides her with a blast of cosmic power, which stuns her, allowing Hal Jordan the time to finally finish her off. And in a stunning upset…

BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCES TO THE SEMI-FINALS!!

Xavier's Annihilation Squad: All dead.
Better Than All of You: Hal Jordan and Thanos survive.