Season Three: Consolation Matches: Week 1: PMS vs. The Abomitrons

PMS is Blue Devil & Storm Trooper #49

The Abomitrons are Mario, Luigi & Ewok #47


Mario and Luigi are beyond excited to be in a Zelda game. It has been a dream of theirs ever since the first Legend of Zelda game came out. They remember the day they first played that game like it was yesterday. The complexity of it all just made their heads spin. As they walked through the gorgeous looking castle, they wondered who they were going to be playing today. They were naturally hoping it would be another video game character, as they loved to play against other characters like themselves.

The brothers Mario were wondering if there was going to be any power ups or mushrooms in the castle, as they felt kind of bare without even a fire suit for protection. The two brothers who were walking with Ewok #47 were enjoying their time in the castle, taking in the sights and feel of the place.

The three of them were having a grand old time when out of nowhere, a large amount of noise began to fill the building. The Abomitron members each grabbed a sword from the wall and waited for an attack. They could hear the noises coming from everywhere, but still they could not see anything. Then from up above, Mario was shot in the arm from a blaster rifle. Mario dropped his sword and grabbed his arm. Luigi tended to his brother and before either of them could stop him, the Ewok went running up stairs to find the person that shot his teammate.

The Strom Trooper could hear someone coming for him but he was not worried. He was confident in his training and didn’t doubt himself for a second. The Ewok charged the trooper but before he was able to inflict any damage, he was shot several times in the stomach. As the Ewok lied dying on the ground, he managed to throw his spear into the leg of the Storm Trooper, damaging his armor. The spear didn’t actually go through his leg, but it did leave one heck of a hole in the white leg gear.

Mario had since stood up and had Luigi wrap his arm. He was shot in his left arm, which meant he was still able to hold a sword in his right hand. The two Italian brothers were walking through the castle in an attempt to locate their opponent. They figured that the Ewok died on his mission to find Mario’s attacker, so they didn’t even bother to go after him. After the rough season that the Abomitron members had this year, they had gotten used to the idea of just trying to end their matches as soon as possible. Usually the longer the match dragged on, the less chance they seemed to have at winning.

Mario and Luigi finally made contact with their opponent, immediately wishing that they had stayed hidden. Mario turns to his brother and says, “Oh I remember this guy, I always thought he was kind of a stupid character”. Luigi then replied to Mario and said, “Really, I always thought he was kind of awesome. I mean, I want to kill him right now, but I thought he was always a pretty cool character”.

Blue Devil then looked at both of them and said, “You do know I can hear you right?” They both shook their heads and then tried to attack the blue colored demon with little success. Blue Devil took a couple hits from the brothers’ swords, but his healing factor quickly took care of that. He then looked at Mario’s arm and realized that he was injured. This made him turn his attention to Luigi, as he plunged his trident directly into the face of the now dead plumber.

Mario is now furious, as he really hates it when someone kills his brother. Mario then picks up Luigi’s sword and jam’s both swords into the stomach of his opponent. Blue Devil let’s out a loud cry and screams “No” very loudly. He then looks down at Mario and says, “I’m just kidding, I mean it did hurt, but not that bad”. Blue Devil then snaps Mario’s neck and pulls both swords out of his stomach. He waits a minute for his wounds to heal and then walks over to the center of the castle and calls up to his teammate.

Blue Devil: “Hey man, you can come down. It’s all over.”

The Storm Trooper walks down with his helmet off. He has a look of disappointment on his face.

Blue Devil: “Hey man, why so blue? (Laughs at his own comment) I don’t have a choice in the matter but what’s up with you?”

Storm Trooper #49: “That stupid Ewok busted up my leg armor.”

Blue Devil: (With complete sarcasm) “Oh wow, that’s terrible man. You gonna be okay?”

Storm Trooper #49: “Come on man, this stuff’s not cheap.”

Blue Devil: “Not cheap, you get if for free.”

Storm Trooper #49: “Yeah, your first set of armor is free. After that though, it is up to you to take care of the up keep.”

Blue Devil: “Don’t sweat it man, just let me make you a new set. I’m sure I could make something better then that suit anyways.”

Storm Trooper #49: “Yeah, I suppose you’re right.”

Blue Devil: “Plus, we just won the Star Sapphire ring. You never know, maybe you’ll get it.”

Storm Trooper #49: “I don’t want that thing, I already wear this ridiculous suit of armor, what do you think they would say about me if I had one of those rings.”

Blue Devil: “Trust me man, you could put on Batman’s costume and people would still be making fun of you.”

Storm Trooper #49: “Wow, I really love being on this team. I wonder why we only won two games this season?”

Blue Devil: “Probably because of you man, I mean, you let an Ewok injure your armor didn’t you?”

Storm Trooper #49 begins to reply back when he realizes that shutting up is probably the only way this conversation is ever going to end.

The Abomitrons: All Dead

PMS: Blue Devil and Storm Trooper #49 both survived. (Well, unless you count Storm Trooper #49’s pride, that was damaged quite extensively.)

PMS is Victorious!!!