The Abomitrons Vs. Hayley's Comets

The Abomitrons are Timmell, Immell #1-6, 10, 11, & 14-16, Spider-Boy, Ultra Boy, Zombie Neo, Lucario, Hancock, Underdog, Smaug, Yaddle, Blade, Cerberus, The Ben 10 Alien Force: Ben Tennyson, Gwen Tennyson, & Kevin, & Ewok Child #1.

Hayleys Comets are The Justice Force: The Sliver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Chrysalis, Tsunami, Nobody, Raptarr, Nano, Green Mantle, & Boomerang, Ash (with Mandalorian Armor), Grottle, Wartortle, Infernape, Dialga, Palkia, Rayquazza, Regirock, Empoleon, Prinplup, Piplup, Drago, Jiggly Puff, Wiggly Tuff, Mew, Mewtoo, Diglet, Blastois, Charmeleon, Hordack (with a yellow power ring), The Defenders of the earth: Flash Gordon, The Phantom, Mandrake the Magician, Lothar, Lothar Jr., Rick Gordon, Jedda Walker, Kshin, & Zuffy, Halk Karr, Trygon, Omac, Kid Deadpool, Watchdog #1-3, Doozer #3, & Ewok #76.


Never before in all of Fantasy Fantasy have two teams from opposite leagues had so much animosity towards each other. Fans of The Abomitrons have been criticizing Coach Pennyworth for weeks for not putting enough thought into the first 2 weeks because he was obviously looking ahead to his big match with the new 2 and 0 expansion team Hayley’s Comets. The Comets, and their numerous sub-groups have so far shocked the FFL as they have won 2 straight matches, with their huge upset against The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets and their defeat of The American League’s most talked about new team Logical Genocide (a major fan favorite amongst FFL newbs). These teams are both transported right outside the Jedi temple, where they waste no time clashing with one another. The Immells immediately start battling with The Justice Force, while Spider-boy and Ultra Boy square off against Halk Karr & Omac. Hancock meets Hordack in battle high above the Coruscant skyline while Zombie Neo partakes in a mindless and vile battle with the evil Trygon. The Ben 10 Alien Force are followed by Cerberus & Lucario as they square off against Ash and his platoon of Pokemon. Kid Deadpool throws a homemade grenade at Blade, but the daywalker uses his sword to bat it right back at Wade Wilson’s former sidekick to blow him to pieces. Blade then puts a silver bullet into the head of the ultra-fuzzy Ewok #76 before he takes on all 3 of the Watchdogs. Zombie Neo flies directly into the center of Trygon’s fiery core and begins sucking the evil life right out of him. Trygon fights this with all of his might but he is unable to fight off the power of The One, even if he is only a shell of what he once was. Zombie Neo sucks the life out of Trygon completely, but in the end he is unable to sustain the power that he has stolen from the Underworld master due to the fact that he is still powered by what is good about the human race, despite being reduced to a mindless zombie. Once the energy is completely absorbed by Neo; he explodes, not only blowing the top off of the Jedi Temple but also dispersing many characters all over the city. Most notably: Ewok Child #1 and Doozer #3, who were thrust into the Men’s bathroom on the lower level of the Jedi Temple. These 2 vicious fighters begin an amazing fight, as they fall in and out of the various sized toilets hurling intergalactic poop at each other. Ewok Child #1 grabs Doozer #3 and shoves his face in a huge pile of Rodian turds while Doozer #3 gets his hand on some Twileck urine soaked Wookie stool to shove in the mouth of the little ewok. This fight carries on for quite some time before they both die of the first stages of intergalactic dysentery. Back outside Ash launches out all 17 of his pokeballs (and his Bakugan) at Ben 10 and his homeboys (and homegirl). Lucario defeats Diglet in one on one combat but is then destroyed by Mew and Mewtoo. But when the enormous 3 headed dog known as Cerberus jumps into the fray, the Pokemon have their hands full (even though most of them don’t have hands, but they have their hoofs, claws, feet, & paws full as well). Cerberus simultaneously uses his 3 heads to swallow Mew, Mewtoo, & Empoleon; while Ben turns in to HUMONGASAUR and crushes Dialga & Palkia. Gwen uses her plumber magic to take out Infernape, but when Kevin uses his powers to become as hard as the concrete underneath him, it is still not enough to block the rocket that Ash blasts him with from his new suit of Mandalorian Armor. Gwen uses her shielding powers to not only block the attacks from Rayquazza, but also to slice both Drago and Wiggly Tuff in half. Jiggly Puff does manage to get thru her shield and put her to sleep so Ash can blast her with some lasers and finish her off as well. HUMONGASAUR and Cerberus are now pretty unhappy at the deaths of both Gwen and Kevin (well, Cerberus is always unhappy, but Ben has a reason). These 2 giants both go on a complete rampage and wipe out Grottle, Wartortle, Infernape, Rayquazza, Prinplup, Jiggly Tuff, Blastois, & Charmeleon. Ash and Piplup back away from the fight for now, knowing that they don’t have enough firepower to take out the Ben and Cerberus. While Yaddle leads Underdog and Smaug against The Defenders of the earth. Spider-boy and Ultra Boy have been battling with Halk Karr and Omac. The Legion of Super Heroes own Ultra Boy manages to punch Omac (The One Man Army Corp) hard enough that he is sent sailing away from the fight for a couple of minutes, so both Ultra Boy and the Amalgamation of Super Boy and Spider Man can double team Superman’s little brother (Halk Karr). Halk Karr lands a punch on Spider-boy that breaks his neck, but Ultra Boy is able to finish off Halk Karr in much the same manner. Blade makes even quicker work of the 3 Watchdogs than Capt. America used to and then tries to seek out some of his fellow Abomitrons to lend a hand. Hancock and the Sinestro-powered Hordack are locked in an intense battle high in the air, but in the end it is Hancock’s knowledge of how to handle himself in flight that proves to be Hordack’s downfall. Hancock manages to fly under Hordack’s magical/yellow energy powered attacks to crush in the evil Eternian’s head. Underdog busts up Lothar Jr. with a super-powered paw to the head which makes Lothar Sr. pretty mad. Unfortunately Lothar gets his head chopped off by the lightsaber of Yaddle before he can avenge his son’s death. Smaug continues to pick on the children of the Defenders of the earth by burning Rick Gordon, Jedda Walker, & Kshin to a crisp with his fire breath. Flash Gordon & The Phantom then take the revenge that Lothar could not get and jump on the back of Smaug. Flash & The Phantom then use some crazy Kung Fu nonsense or something to find the weak spots on Smaug and finish him off Bilbo style. Mandrake the Magician focuses his magical power toward the tiny little Yaddle, but the Jedi Master manages to block it with the force and send it right back at the magician, killing him with his own power. Flash Gordon then breaks the neck of Underdog to the tune of everybody’s least favorite Queen song, but Underdog is avenged by Yaddle throwing her lightsaber in the heart of Flash. Cyborg Norris (Immell #1) is locked in an amazing test of strength with The Silver Sentry while Battledae and Rob Murray double team Metal Head. Metal Head puts up a great fight but the little crazy-haired midget just simply can’t handle the weird dynamic duo of cloned Batman and Robin with Tim Cheveldae and Bryan Murray. Silver Sentry fights on with Cyborg Norris, but while he is he yells to his troops to fight on against not only the Immells, but the rest of The Abomitrons who are coming to lend a hand to the Immells. Boomerang boomerangs Timmell to death, but then is by an axe to the head from Death Hammer. Green Mantle, puts on a Fantasy Fantasy clinic and uses his green power ring to take out not only Ziggimore (Immell #15), but Battledae and Rob Murray as well (Immells #2 & 3). He is then taken out by the flying lightsaber wielding duo of Jedi Fire & Raven Knight (Immells #10 & 11). Paddle (Immell #4) uses her hockey stick shaped lightsaber to take out Raptarr, while The Captain (Immell #5) outsmarts Nano by using his hockey stick shield apparatus (he’s a clone between Steve Yzerman and Captain America in case you haven’t memorized all of The Immells yet). Tammell (Immell #14) uses some mad-sick super-advanced scientific (baseball & hockey based) martial arts to mop the floor with Ananda and Chrysalis, but she is eventually taken out by the killer (Batman rip-off) moves of Nobody. Hancock flies back into the fray and lands directly on Tsunami leaving quite a wave in the Coruscant cement, right at about the same time as Cyborg Norris executes a mid-air roundhouse kick to the head of The Silver Sentry which knocks his noggin clean off. Hayley’s Comets were about to make their final push when Nobody saw this transpire from below. With the Silver Sentry dead The Comets hopes are dashed and Nobody orders the retreat. He escapes along with Ash, Piplup, a battered Omac, The Phantom, and Zuffy.
THE ABOMITRONS ARE VICTORIOUS!