Week Three: Alice's Wonder Team vs The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets

Alice's Wonder Team is The Q Continuum: Q, Q2, True Q, Q Representative, Lady Q, q, and Quinn, Hyperion, SSJ4 Gogeta, Ewok #47 and Treasure Troll #17.

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Mr. Mxyztlplk, Dr. Impossible, Rogue, Omega Supreme, Larfleeze, Ganthet & Sayd, Thrasher & Bill Kelly (with a blue lightsaber) in The Thunder Machine, Queen Aga'po, Nightwing & Carlos Chiappe-Soto (with a green lightsaber) in the Modern Age Batmobile (AKA the Tumbler), Wicket & Paploo on a scooter, Ttanus, Peppermint Patti, Marci, Mas y Menos, Gobo, Zombie Parasite, Treasure Troll #1, & Ewok Baby #1 & 2.

“Star Trek Mr. Mxyztlplk, my ass!” shouts Mr. Mxyztlplk. “I’ll show Ryatu!” The Fifth Dimension Imp uses his powers to wipe Q Representative off the this plane of existence. He then disappears himself, before any of the Q’s can retaliate. Omega Supreme has fortified himself at the foot of the Senate building on Coruscant. Rogue is flanked by Larfleeze, Queen Aga’po, Ganthet and Sayd. They quickly find themselves face to face with Hyperion on SSJ4 Gogeta. Queen Aga’po surprisingly is the first to react and takes a shot at the Dragonball super being. Gogeta dodges it with ease and proceeds to light the Star Sapphire up like a Christmas tree with several punches and then hits her with a Stardust Breaker. Hyperion immediately attacks Larfleeze who is now consumed with trying to steal SSJ4 Gogeta’s powers. The Superman rip off then smashes Larfleeze’s Orange Power Battery as well as his skull. Ganthet and Sayd then use their powers to launch Zombie Parasite right at Hyperion. Zombie Parasite clamps down and begins to drain Hyperion’s powers. Rogue flies in and helps her half dead teammate to finish him off. Hyperion’s lifeless husk falls to the ground as Zombie Parasite flies off after q. Once he latches on he finds that q’s powers are too much for him to absorb, but due to his unrelenting appetite, Zombie Parasite doesn’t relinquish his hold and kills both himself and q. SSJ4 Gogeta battles Ganthet, Sayd and a partial power-boosted Rogue. Gogeta musters all of his power up and unleashes the 100x Big Bang Kamehameha at Rogue, Ganthet and Sayd, vaporizing all of them. Omega Supreme sees this massive flash of light and takes the opportunity to eliminate the exhausted SSJ4 Gogeta. Q, Q2 and True Q feel that their presence needs to be realized and respected. They simply walk down towards the Senate and with a wave of their hands, they dematerialize Mas y Menos, Gobo, Peppermint Patti, Marci, and Dr. Impossible and in the most impressive move, they even destroy Titanus. Mr. Mxyztlplk then appears again and says “Hey! I liked those Mas y Menos guys!” He then quickly eliminates True Q and disappears just as easy. “Ok this Imp is beginning to annoy me,” Q says to Q2. Wicket and Paploo race down the street on their scooter along with Thrasher and Bill Kelly who are inside the Thunder Machine and Nightwing and Carlos Chiappe-Soto who are in the Modern Batmobile (“the Tumbler”). The three vehicles swerve through all the debris that has already be caused by the earlier matches. The remaining members of the Q Continuum pay no attention to these powerless beings and focus more on the job at hand, destroying Omega Supreme and finding Mr. Mxyztlplk. Wicket ramps up the scooter and jumps it off a turned over air speeder. The little Ewok holds his spear true and guides it into the back of the head of Quinn, killing him. Q is simply amazed by this feat. He then gives Wicket his tenth and final death. Paploo was able to successfully tuck and roll off of the scooter. He rolls to a stop and is quickly attacked by Ewok #47 and Treasure Troll #17, who both stab him several times. Thrasher then runs the two tiny creatures over with the Thunder Machine. Unfortunately, he did not see Treasure Troll #1 and Ewok Babies #1 and 2 who were close to the mix. Bill Kelly jumps out of the Thunder Machine and Carlos Chiappe-Soto follows suit out of the Modern Batmobile. The two roofers ignite their lightsabers and attack Q2. But the omnipotent being disappears and reappears extremely quickly to evade their oncoming attacks. Q2 then removes both roofers from this existence. Lady Q then mentally takes over the controls of The Thunder Machine and drives it directly into the side of the Modern Batmobile. Thrasher is killed by this crash, but Nightwing is able to survive. Nightwing then races over to Omega Supreme. “We’re getting killed out here!” shouts Nightwing. “Victory, unlikely. Death, eminent,” Omega coldly states. “The hell with that! Get us out of here!” yells Nightwing. Omega Supreme then transforms into his rocket ship mode and takes off with Nightwing. “This match isn’t over with. Mr. Mxyztlplk is around here somewhere,” says Q. “You’re right, you ugly doofus!” says the Imp. He then destroys Lady Q with his magic. Mxyztlplk then grabs Q and Q2’s hands and teleports all three of them to the Fifth Dimension. Even my Watcher powers only go so far as I do not have access to the Fifth Dimension and do not know what happened after that.

ALICE’S WONDER TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!!