Monday, March 22, 2010

Week 4: Death Match

Points: 800
Setting: The Rischey Mayes (space)
Prize: 2 green lightsabers

-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Built Ford Tough (Bryan)
-TEAM Vs. Logical Genocide (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. The Abomitrons (Nick)
-Team S.P. Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Bruce's Bodacious Bullies (Mike)
-The Untouchables Vs. Oblivio (Josh)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets (Ryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. Hayley's Comets (Bryan)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. P.M.S. (Ryan)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Brock Sampsons Fighting Murderflies (Josh)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. Better Than All of You (Ryan)
-The Right Wing Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Bryan)

4 comments:

Krisatu said...

Week 4. The match up that I've been warned about since Draft Day. TEAM in outer space. Many have told me that I have two chances of winning this match, slim and none. I've been told that TEAM's space roster is quite possibly the most feared in the entire league. It's been suggested to me that I "Lay down, play some scrubs and just hold your heavy hitters. Ion just got killed yesterday, hold off and throw some Tricertons or Warwolves at TEAM, it won't matter you're gonna get crushed". This is solid advice, for a lesser team.

But not Logical Genocide.

There's a reason we're quickly becoming one of the hottest expansion teams in this league and it's not just on account of silly words and overall smart-assery, though that is probably a huge reason for it. It's because we go out there and show such tenacity and determination in the face of insurmountable odds. We get thrown challenge after challenge, the defending Champs "Horsemen of the Apokolips", the fiery style of "Hailey's Comets", the graveyard domination of "Syracuse Valley" and we go out and lay it all on the line. Every match, gets us little more respect, and gives us insight into the strength and weaknesses of our opposition.
So I take this time to tell the owner of TEAM: Bring it. Bring your shiny little UNICORN and whatever else roody poo, rinky dink, little squadron you want to throw at us. Cause we're not afraid or intimidated. Fun and games is over, I'll crack wise at another time.
You want to send a message to expansion team? Fine, but don't think that I'll be the messenger. The domination of the fan's heart will continue for Logical Genocide in week 4,and we're going to make a statement for ourselves using you. That statement will be "Screw the odds, crazy counts for something"
Thank you, and good day.

Ryan said...

I think we have a new King of the Comments.

Shit man, this is funny stuff.

Josh the Commish said...

Good stuff Johnny. And Good Luck. You're gonna need it.

Krisatu said...

Crap. When the Watcher of your match tells you that you're gonna need good luck, that can't be a good thing. Oh well. I stand by my original statements, and will just have to train even harder at mastering the controls of my LexSoar7, so that if TEAM decides to trot out their little UNICORN I can drive my LexSoar7 either straight down his throat or straight up his candyass!