TEAM Vs. Logical Genocide

TEAM is Ultraman, Mon El, Voltron, Galactiac, The Beyonder, Neo-Cymek #1-12, Guardian #1-4, & The Power Dasher Jet

Logical Genocide is Ion, Necron, Red Lantern #2, Neo-Cymek #18, Adam Strange, Starman, V (w/ Yellow Power Ring), Cybertronian Guardian #9 (Cuddles), Titan Force 5, Man hunter #1 & 2, Xenomorph #52, Magmar, Jedi Master #28, Moonstone, Iron Patriot, The Ray, Chris Seeney & Cannon Fodder Smurf (actually Smurf #10) in The Lex-Soar 7, Warwolf #7 & 9 (Sgt. Stabbins & Fumbles), Predator #48, Prometheus & Brett Favre in Superman’s Truck, Terminator #40, Triceraton #1, & Ewok #74


“You ready for this see-eff”! Chris Seeney says to Cannon Fodder Smurf who is sitting on the cutest little easy chair you have ever seen on the arm rest inside The Lex-Soar 7. The Smurf replies with: "You know I hate it when you call me that, and why are you so excited about fighting TEAM, they are probably going to waste us, you know that they have only lost a hand full of times right"? "They have lost more times than we have” Seeney says. “………….Wow, well I must hand it to you. That is an amazingly optimistic may to look at the situation we are about to fly in to, but you do realize that A: They have never lost in space. 2: They are former Universe Bowl Champions. and D: Last time I checked, they have won n a few more times than we have as well". The snide little smurf says. Seeney comes back with: "But Duuude, come on! That's not the right attitude. You've got to get psyched. This is TEAM we're talking about. We're gonna get to fight Superman & Unicorn, this is gonna rule"! His smurf companion says: "Okay, for the trillionth time, it's Unicron, not Unicorn, and plus, you're probably wrong, because I hear that Supes is riding the pine all year". An overly excited Seeney retorts: "Sheah right! Your Mom is ridin the pine. No way TEAM is gonna dog us like that. With the space power we're perpetrating in this mug, we're gonna see all the stars. Personally I can't wait to see how the Thor Corps looks after we use our Logical Genocide to reconstruct their Asgardian faces". As the 2 teams approach one another, Seeney presses the com button and says to the Logical Genocide troops: "Okay everybody, lets set 2-7-1. This is the real deal, everybody follow on my mark. Let's go with attack pattern Delta, I see 3 marks at 2-10. I'm already on my way out. This is Commodore Seeney saying good luck and FOR SPARTA"! Cannon Fodder thinks to himself "thank God Coach Geoff Johns turned off the comlink in The Lex-Soar 7, so we will at least get blown up by the opposing team instead of our own". The smurf is able to keep this to himself, but he has to say something: "Way to just commission yourself a military rank there "Commodore"". "That's what us officers do See-eff, when you are a take charge kind of guy like I am, you do what needs to be done. At times like this there is no thinking involved, the training kicks in and instinct takes over". says Chris. "Well, I agree with the no thinking part anyway". says Cannon. Cannon Fodder Smurf begins to say something of actual relevance, but Seeney interrupts him with: "OH HELLS YEAH! There he is: Unicorn"! Seeney then presses the comlink again and says: "I have Unicorn in my sights. I'm going in, this punk is about to go down like a prom date! Commodore Seeney out". Cannon says: "Uhhhh Chris, that isn't Unicron, it's Voltron and you're going the WRONG WAY"! Chris replies: "Give me a break See-eff, I hit the wrong button. Jeez! Cry me a river why don't ya. I'm turning back around just hold your horses; or caterpillars or whatever it is you Smurfs ride on............ Hah, ridin caterpillars, that funny". Cannon Fodder Smurf says: "You're an idiot..... And while we're on the subject, who the hell taught you how to fly this thing anyway? Papa Smurf"? While The Lex-Soar 7 and it's riveting conversationalists turn around they witness Voltron put his massive hands together and form its sword. Voltron is swarmed by enemies, but the Far Universe combatant is right at home with his surroundings, and has no problem wiping out Red Lantern #2, Adam Strange, & the charge's leader Iron Patriot before locking in battle with Titan Maximum. The Power Dasher Jet and Magmar are about to begin battling, but before they do, they banter about who is the more useful character......... They both then die of boredom. The Neo-Cymek’s are programmed to attack as a unit when possible, which is why Neo-Cymek #18 is pretty easily overwhelmed and destroyed by his former TEAMmates. The Neo-Cymeks then go on to destroy both Warwolves with their overwhelming firepower. The 2 Manhunters manage to take out Neo-Cymeks #1 & 8 but they eventually succumb to the power of the human-brain powered machines as well. Cuddles the Cybertronian Guardian on the other hand does a little bit better against his own kind. The Guardian is able to take out Cybertronian Guardian #3 with a double fisted blow to the back of the neck before the other 3 guardians overwhelm him. Once Cannon Fodder finally convinces Chris that Voltron is not Unicron Seeney spins the Lex-Soar 7 around and continues his search for the best of the best that TEAM has to offer, so he can go “put a hurtin on em” as he so eloquently put it. They fly up to a battle that is already in progress and he shouts: “See, See-eff there he is, The Universe Bowl MVP himself: Superman. And we’re just in time to help out Necron & Ion in their fight against him”. Cannon Fodder replies: “Come on Seeney, that is not Superman, that is Ultra Man, don’t act like a nerd of your caliber can’t tell the difference”. “NO WAY, that is...... Oh wait, you’re right, that is Ultra Man. Well, in that case, I am sure Ion & Necron can handle him. Let’s go find Unicorn”. “Ya know, for once I agree, that Necron guy kinda gives me the creeps anyway”. Says Cannon. Prometheus comes over the Lex-Soar 7’s comlink (it is only deactivated for outgoing messages) and says: “Hey Seeney, quit screwin around and get behind us. We need a wing man for our attack run”. “Uh oh, he’s in trouble, he forgot to call you Commodore”. Cannon says sarcastically. Prometheus & Brett Favre (w/ Ewok #74 riding slingshot) race thru the Richey Mays with Terminator #40, Predator #48, & Triceraton #1 all chillin in the bed of Superman’s truck. The 2 space-worthy kids toys approach Galactiac, who has already defeated Moonstone and The Ray with his amazing intellect and cosmic powers. As the 2 vehicles get close enough to attack. Seeney turns to Cannon and says: “Alright baby, the moment we have all been waiting for: Unicorn”. “This is Galactiac, “Commodore sir“. Not Unicron. Now maybe we could focus on the fight before we get annihilated”. Says Cannon. Prometheus comes back over the com: “Alright Seeney, let’s do this. On my mark open fire. I’m gonna go low and you“..... (Signal is lost). “Whoa! Holy crap, Unicorn just wasted Superman’s truck”. Says Seeney. “It’s not Uni....“. the smurf starts, but is interrupted by Seeney: “Yeah yeah, I know, Galactiwack or whatever his name is. Brett Favre and the rest of the guys in the cab of the truck are granted an early retirement, while the 3 from the bed of the truck jump out and attack Galactiac. Galactiac throws the Triceraton at the Lex-Soar 7 which sends it off course, but the ship rights itself while Galactiac is finishing off The Predator and The Terminator. Seeney turns to Cannon and says: “That was to close” in his best Billie D. Williams voice and then adds: “I’m glad we made it out of that alive. Now let’s go find Unicorn for real”. Mon El lands on very small asteroid, that is being inhabited by Jedi Master #28 & Xenomorph #52. Mon El rips the Xenomorph’s head off which not only kills the alien but also sprays acid all over the Jedi, destroying his space suit and killing him in the process. V and Starman show up to lend a hand against Ultraman, creating quite a motley crew of color spectrums, but they manage to put aside their differences to combine against their common enemy. Ultraman heat visions Starman to death, but Necron, Ion, & V all combine their powers against the earth 3 Superman. Ultraman uses his super-strength (maybe I should say ultra strength) to viciously rip the head off of Necron, but not before he has already expelled his power which combines with Ion and V’s power rings to overwhelm Ultraman and cause him to completely implode. Ion and V are now preparing a final offensive when they radio Chris Seeney and Cannon Fodder and tell them to rendezvous for a final attack on Galactiac. While they are doing this, Voltron uses his massive sword to finally finish off Titan Maximum. The cosmic power that the Far Universe Voltron sends thru Titan Maximum is enough to destroy all 5 members of The Titan Force. Ion and V go racing thru the solar system, and each take out a Cybertronian Guardian with a massive blast of energy before they approach Galactiac. Seeney and Fodder fly around and witness both Ion and V empty their powers into Galactiac. The massive Galactus/Brainiac Amalgam swings his powerful fist at V which breaks thru his yellow energy barrier to kill him, but Ion keeps blasting Galactiac with green energy until the being is completely destroyed. The Beyonder finally makes his first appearance in the match, which prompts Cannon to say to Seeney: “Okay, before you say something ingenious again, that isn’t Unicron either”. “I know that, I’ve read enough comics to know that that is The Stranger, or is the In-betweener. It definitely isn’t Ego, but it might be The Champion of the Universe. Actually, I admit it, I’m a comic geek and all these cosmic beings just run together in my mind”. Says Seeney. The Beyonder waves his finger (or whatever he does) and sends the Lex-Soar 7 completely off course. Seeney loses whatever control of the vehicle he may have had and the ship spins away into the distance. Ion, the Season 3 #1 overall pick has put on quite a show today, but once he is surrounded by The Beyonder, Mon El, & Voltron he then notices that the remaining Neo-Cymeks are approaching as well. Ion knows that he cannot take on what remains of TEAM and uses the rest of his power to go out with a bang and sacrifice himself against The Beyonder, so he can take the cosmic powered being out with him. As Seeney and Cannon Fodder go spinning into the distance they realize that they are on a collision course with the last remaining Cybertronian Guardian. Cannon looks at Chris and says: “Well at least we are actually going to be credited for a kill in this match”. Right before the collision Seeney shoots a puzzled glance at the smurf and says “ya know See-eff, I don’t think Unicorn was even in this match”.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!