Week Three: Bruce's Bodacious Bullies vs The Transfoamers

Bruce's Bodacious Bullies are Ultra Magnus, Elrond, Elros, Elladan, xio Jade, Starkiller, Eeth Koth, The Leader, Doctor Voodoo, Cybertronian Guardian #10, The Stranger, Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #3-4, and Force Adepts #1-4.

The Transfoamers are Hardhead w/Duros, Highbrow w/Gort, Nightbeat w/Muzzle, Junkeon #13-14, Runabout, Runamuck, Zombie Soundwave, Zombie Frenzy, Zombie Extinction Alice, Zombie Apocalypse Alice, Darko Milicic, Jedi Masters #9, 16, 29, 34, 35, & 50A, and Nazgul #7-8 w/horses.

Bruce’s Bodacious Bullies are starving for a victory here outside the Jedi Temple on Coruscant. The Stranger, yet again, simply hovers above the battleground, watching, waiting. The Leader, however, is supremely confident in his team and the results they will achieve. The Transfoamers roll in, read for battle as well. Runabout and Runamuck squeal their tires down the street and leap into their robot form. No sooner do they do that, does Ultra Magnus blast both of them right out of the air. Junkeons #13 then hops onto Junkeon #14, who is in his motorcycle form, and they both head right for B3. (Man, this has to urk Beckerman.) The four Force Adepts fire up their red lightsabers as the strange team of Xio Jade, Eeth Koth and Starkiller all lead them in the to fray. They all attack the six Jedi Masters on The Transfoamers. Jedi Master #16 knows that this very well could be his final battle, but if that is true, he feels it’s his duty to go out in such a way that the Jedi Order will remember his name for generations. He quickly spins and flips his way into the middle of all four Force Adepts and takes them all out with his lightsaber. He then turns his attention to Xio Jade and takes her out quickly as well. Starkiller and Eeth Koth then both work together to finally end Jedi Master #16’s life. Master Koth is the one who reluctantly does the honor. The two Jedi Lightsaber Scientists then leap into the mix to aid Eeth Koth and Starkiller. Jedi Master #50A, who has just recently achieved the mantle of Master is out numbered by the two Lightsaber Scientists, but he does manage to take Jedi L.S. #4 down with him before he himself perishes. Starkiller impresses Eeth Koth by striking down Jedi Masters #29, 34 and 35 with ease. He then causes Master Koth to have great concern as the former Galen Marek unleashes a powerful bolt of Force Lightning to kill Jedi Master #9. They then hear liquid dripping and what seems to be rusty metal scraping against each other. A large shadow then covers them. Once they turn around, they see Zombie Soundwave and Zombie Frenzy. Zombie Extinction Alice and Zombie Apocalypse Alice have come out of the shadows as well. The two Zombie Alice’s leap onto Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #3 and rip out his innards. Starkiller uses his Force Lightning against Zombie Frenzy, but it in all honest, just fuels the half dead robot. Zombie Soundwave reaches for Eeth Koth, but finds himself on the business end of Cybertronian Guardian #10’s massive foot. Zombie Frenzy is then crushed by him soon after. Doctor Voodoo runs over and casts a spell on the Zombie Alice’s that finally kill them for real. “Man, it’s a good thing we’ve got a voodoo priest on our side when we are fighting zombies,” quips Starkiller as they run off to aid their team in the rest of the battle. They see that The Transfoamers have cornered their teammates up against the Jedi Temple. Elrond, Elros and Elladan are fending off Nazgul #7 and #8, who are both upon their horses. Elros and Elladan team up to take on Nazgul #7 as Elrond kills Nazgul #8’s which sends the Nazgul to the ground. Nazgul #7 it too powerful for the Elven warriors to manage and they both perish by his evil blade. Elrond, however, is vastly knowledged on the Nazgul and defeats Nazgul #8. Doctor Voodoo and Eeth Koth come over and lend a hand to Elrond as they take out Nazgul #7. Darko Milicic jumps up onto Nazgul #7’s horse and tries to take off in it, but he just becomes collateral damage as Cybertronian Guardian #10 steps on him without ever knowing it. The Stranger continues to look down upon the battle waiting to see if it’s even worth while for him to enter the match. The Leader is heavily protected deep within the Jedi Temple and uses his telepathy to view the battle. The Headmasters and Targetmaster from The Transfoamers realize they are up against Ultra Magnus and a Cybertronian Guardian, but their valor does not waiver. Hardhead transforms into his tank mode as Duros is in the cockpit. Nightbeat along with his Targetmaster partner, Muzzle, don’t plan on retreating or losing this match. Night beat sees Ultra Magnus kill Junkeon #14. He then leaps up onto Junkeon #13 and takes off towards the Cybertronian Guardian. The massive Transformer sees him heading right for him and begins blasting at the Autobot detective. He hits the Junkeon, which sends Nightbeat flying into the air. It’s at this point when The Stranger surveys the scene and decides to teleport the remaining members of the Transfoamers out of the fight, thus ending the conflict.

BRUCE’S BODACIOUS BULLIES ARE VICTORIOUS!!