Better Than All of You vs Xavier's Annihilation Squad

Xavier's Annihilation Squad is Supreme, Radar, Suprema, Ursa, Supergirl, Mary Embery, G-Girl, The Eradicator, Silver Racer, Astro-boy, Molecule Man, Speedball, The Aerialbots, Bonecrusher, Barricade, Windhammer, & Queen Alien #1-4

Betters are Thanos, Green Lantern in Anakin's Pod, Agent Smith, Gwar: Oderus Urungus (w/ red lightsaber), Flattus Maximus (w/ red lightsaber), Balsac the Jaws of Death (w/ green lightsaber), Beefcake the Mighty (w/ blue lightsaber), Jizmack Da Gusha, Slymenstra Hymen, The Sexecutioner, & Sleazy P. Martini, Sabu (w/ Mandalorian Armor) & RVD, David Dunn, Loki & Bartleby, Gray Hulk, Abomination, Anti-Venom, Batman & Astro-droid #17 in a Jedi Starfighter, Robin & Astro-droid #18 in a Jedi Starfighter, Lonestar & Barf in a Snow Speeder, Iron Spider Man, Jedi Councilman #1 in a Tie Fighter, Jedi Guardian #1 in a Tie Fighter, Jedi Guardian #2 in a Tie Fighter, Zombie Phoenix, Yellow Lantern #1 & 2, Red Lantern #1, Zombie Venom, Predator #3, Predator #4, Megadeth, & Doozer #6.



With this battle cry Better Than All of You is geared up and ready to take on the National League leading Xavier’s Annihilation Squad. Batman and Robin take point in their Jedi Starfighters and lead a trio of Jedi’s in Tie Fighters against their opponents. In one strafing run, they destroy all four Queen Aliens that are on an asteroid. But they are then all tailed and targeted by the Aerialbots. Sabu in his new Mandalorian Armor the blasts off and attacks Speedball. Sabu shoots at Speedball, but he bounces off of the asteroid and dodges the attack. He then slams into Sabu, which sends the extreme wrestler hurdling through space, and ultimately getting crushed by two asteroids. Agent Smith however sneaks up behind Speedball and quickly snaps his neck. Gray Hulk and Abomination then double team Movie Bonecrusher. The two powerhouses smash their way to the transformer’s spark and destroy it. Meanwhile, the Aerialbots are still hot on the tails of the Tie Fighters and the Jedi Starfighters. They manage to target and blow up all three Tie Fighters, which then just leave Batman and Robin in their respected Jedi Starfighters. The Aerialbots then merge to form Superion and are able to catch the two Jedi Starfighters, and killing Batman and Robin. Radar then finds and eats Doozer #4. The dog then viciously mauls and kills the entire team of Megadeth. The fallen angels, Loki and Bartleby, find themselves squaring off against the Silver Racer. The Asgodian Avatar of Death quickly streaks through space and kills both angels. Gray Hulk grabs a hold of Radar and crushes the dog, which enrages Supreme. Gray Hulk is tackle by Supreme, which sends both of them spinning through space. Thanos then aids Gray Hulk and they both are able to destroy Supreme.



GWAR then finally enters the battle. They first target Superion. Jizmack Da Gusha, Slymenstra Hymen, The Sexicutioner and Sleazy P. Martini are all quickly killed by Superion. The four lightsaber wielding members ignite their weapons and start hacking away at the massive transformer. They receive some much needed help from Zombie Phoenix who, due to the fact that she’d a zombie, is unable to contain the power known as the Phoenix Force. GWAR realizes this and gets as far away from Superion and Zombie Phoenix as possible. Zombie Phoenix unleashes her power and kills both herself and Superion. The remaining members of GWAR are then attacked by The Eradicator, who quickly and easily eliminates Flattus Maximus, Balsac the Jaws of Death and Beefcake the Mighty. Oderus Urungus doesn’t waiver a bit, even with staring The Eradicator down. He then cracks a smile at The Eradicator. Zombie Venom sneaks up behind The Eradicator and chomps down on his neck. Oderus then drives his lightsaber deep into The Eradicator’s chest, killing him, but in doing so he also kills Zombie Venom. Molecule Man then lets his presence be known and disintegrates Abomination and Anti-Venom. Predator #3, knowing that this very well could be his swan song, decides that he’s going to take down as many as he can. He throws a shuriken at Astro-Boy which cuts his head off. Next, Predator #3 throws an explosive which attaches to Movie Barricade, blowing the Decepticon apart. He then is able to target the Silver Racer and is able to eliminate the cosmic hero. Predator #3 then goes to attack Mary Embry, but Supergirl flies in and rips the Predator’s spine out of his back. Ursa then slams down onto an asteroid and does the same to Predator #4. Suprema and G-Girl then fly after Lonestar and Barf who are in a Snow Speeder. They are able to catch the craft and destroy it. Thanos then gathers his team of Agent Smith, Gray Hulk, Iron Spider-Man, Oderus Urungus, Rob Van Dam and David Dunn to battle Molecule Man, Ursa, Suprema and Windhammer. Windhammer uses his cosmic tuning fork to blast RVD and David Dunn into oblivion. Gray Hulk then grabs a hold of Windhammer’s tuning fork and drives it right through Windhammer’s chest. Ursa attacks Agent Smith as Suprema attacks Gray Hulk. Ursa trades blows with Agent Smith, but she finally gains the upper hand and fries his head with her heat vision. Suprema is supremely pissed off after her brother and their dog died at Gray Hulk’s hands. Suprema is unrelenting and is vicious in her attack. Gray Hulk does the best he can, but it’s not enough to defeat her. Molecule Man then focuses his power on Thanos, Oderus Urungus and Iron Spider-Man. But Thanos’s own cosmic power is too much for even the likes of Molecule Man to defend. All four combatants are killed by the energy explosion. Green Lantern, in Anakin Skywalker’s pod racer, then leads Red Lantern #1, Yellow Lantern #1 and #2 against The trio of Supergirl, Mary Embry and G-Girl. Supergirl quickly uses her heat vision to destroy the pod racer, but Hal Jordan uses his power ring to blast her back. The Yellow Lanterns double team Mary Embry as the Red Lantern vomits red, rage filled energy all over G-Girl. The trio of women are not that easily defeated though. The Red Lantern, who looks a lot like sixty-four inches of pure badass, creates a big red energy weapon which appears to have the inscription “The Hebrew Blade” on it, and swings it violently at G-Girl. But the super powered woman catches it and breaks the energy weapon in half. She then grabs Red Lantern #1 by the throat and proceeds to “Swayze his ass Roadhouse style.” The Yellow Lanterns are keeping Mary Embry at bay for a while, but she is relentless. She battles her way through the yellow energy and kills Yellow Lantern #2. Suprema and Ursa fly in and lends a hand to their fellow teammate to defeat Yellow Lantern #1. The three of them, along with G-Girl, then go to aid Supergirl who is having a hell of a time fending off Hal Jordan. Green Lantern then finds himself surrounded by the five super powered females from the Annihilation Squad. “You’ve got to be kidding me!” Hal says to himself. “Alright, fine.” Hal then at speeds that would impress his best friend Barry Allen kills G-Girl with a green energy spear to the throat. He then creates massive green energy armor to protect himself. Hal valiantly fights off the oncoming assault, and before succumbing to the overwhelming odds, he is able to take out Mary Embry and Suprema.

XAVIER’S ANNIHILATION SQUAD IS VICTORIOUS!!