Monday, March 29, 2010

The Untouchables Vs. Oblivio

The Untouchables are Sodom Yat, Romat Ru, The Galaxy Trio: Vapor Man, Meteor Man, & Gravity Girl, Tomar Tu, The Fantastic Four: Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Human Torch & The Thing, Franklin Richards, Matt Oblak (w/ a red lightsaber), & Teresa Oblak in The Malevolence, Soranak Nat, Guy Gardner (w/ a red & green power ring), Ben Tennyson, Gwen Tennyson, Grandpa Max, The Legion of Super Heroes: Lightning Lad, Saturn Girl, Phantom Girl, Bouncing Boy, Triplicate Girl, Timber Wolf, Chameleon Boy, Karate Kid, & Cosmic Boy, Bodikka, Onslaught, Cad Bane, Aleta One, The Pretender Monsters: Birdbrain, Bristleback, Icepick, Scowl, Slog, & Wildfly, Slippy Toad in an Arwing, & Gree.

Oblivio is Sith Lord #17 & 18 (Darth Void & Darth Barren), Space Godzilla, Hawkeye, Gorax, Micah Jiett in a B-Wing, Prince Nuada, Mr. Wink, Golden Army Soldier #1 & 2, Darwin, Magma, Capt. Marvel, Black Dragon #8, Mon*Star & Yess Man in Sky-Runner, Vampire #99, Liet Kynes, Pardot Kynes, Liet Kynes Ghola, Griffin #17, Junkeon #25 & 26, & The Brotherhood of Evil: The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madam Rouge, Garguax, & General Immortus.


Mr. Fantastic orders his team to hang back at first so they can try and pick off some of Oblivio’s team at the very beginning and then surround and overwhelm what is left. Reed Richards and his scientific assistant Teresa Oblak know that Oblivio, being an expansion team could not have possibly built up a great space team yet and that they should do their best to take advantage of this. With this plan laid out, Mr. Fantastic orders his team to move quickly and sporadically so they can take out the lesser threats first without being caught in the middle of a major skirmish. Although The Brain & Monsieur Mallah have some plans of their own, and may not be as easily defeated as The Untouchables had hoped. Mon*Star is in command of The Sky Runner which is holding quite a few members of The Oblivio Team; but the ship is ripped apart by the amazing magnetic abilities of Onslaught. With the ship being destroyed, almost all of Oblivio is now free-floating in The Richey Mays like sitting ducks. Sodom Yat, Romat Ru, Tomar Tu, Guy Gardner, & Slippy Toad in his Arwing easily maneuver around the wreckage of The Sky Runner and target Hawkeye, The Gorax Monster, Yess-Man, Black Dragon #8, Garguax, Vampire #99, Liet Kynes, Pardot Kynes, & The Liet Kynes Ghola, & Griffin #17. Cosmic Boy then uses his own powers of magnetism to send Mr. Wink & The 2 Golden Army Soldiers on a collision course with not only each other, but also their master Prince Nuada, which kills them all while he is simultaneously crushing Mon*Star inside his own metal suit of armor. Cosmic Boy then uses the 2 Junkeons as enormous bullets to kill Magma and to try and take out Micah Jiett in his B-Wing, but the Jedi Master is able to evade (for now). Magma was not so lucky. this match, as far as The Fantastic Four and The Oblaks are concerned is the exact kind of a** kicking that they were hoping for, but what they don’t realize is that Darwin, who has basically evolved into a human rocket has one by one carried The Brain, Mallah, Rouge, Immortus, & The Sith Lords to an uncharted air lock on the back of The Malevolence that The Brain calculated must exist for the ship’s hyper drive motor’s to function properly. While this is going on Space Godzilla, Jedi Master Micah Jiett in his B-Wing, & Capt Marvel have all fallen back to make their final space stand. Darth Void orders her apprentice Lord Barren to use his lightsaber to cut the hole they need to get inside The Malevolence and mount their surprise attack. The Brain knows that even this well thought out plan is a long shot, but now that they are inside the remaining Brotherhood of Evil members, the 2 Sith Lords, & Darwin are no force to be scoffed at, now that they won’t have to do their fighting in the middle of space. Outside the ship, The Untouchables #1 pick for Season 3: Sodom Yat leads Romat Ru, Vapor Man, Meteor Man, Gravity Girl, Tomar Tu, Soranik Natu, Guy Gardner, Ben Tennyson (as Jetray), Lightning Lad, Saturn Girl, Phantom Girl, Cosmic Boy, Boodikka, Onslaught, Aleta One, The Pretender Monsters, & Slippy Toad against Space Godzilla, Micah Jiett, & Capt. Marvel. Once the Oblivio land lubbers are inside the ship Gen. Immortus takes over command due to his skill with military tactics. They first sneak up on Gree, who Madam Rouge easily kills without making a sound by wrapping her legs around his neck to strangle him. The Brain, Mallah, & Immortus have all come to the same conclusion that The Fantastic Four and The Oblaks will most likely be found on the bridge, so they decide that they will save that fight for last and take out the rest of the crew before they can be alerted to help out the FF/Oblak Command crew. They stumble on a recreational type room where they find Cad Bane, Timber Wolf, Chameleon Boy, Karate Kid, Gwen, and Grandpa Max hanging out, awaiting orders, and telling old war stories to pass the time. Immortus uses the power of surprise as they all jump in to action to take The Untouchables off guard. The Sith Lords easily take out Chameleon Boy and the young Gwen, but once this happens The Untouchables jump into a defensive posture. Karate Kid makes a move toward The Brain and easily kicks open the jar to kill The Oblivio leader, but unfortunately for The Untouchables The Brain’s job was already done. Cad Bane dodges the attacks of both of the Sith Lords and then manages to put a perfectly placed blaster bolt into the forehead of Darth Barren. Cad Bane is then defeated when he is tripped up by Rouge and then finished off by the feminine grace and lightsaber mastery of Darth Void. Grandpa Max puts up a good fight, but is eventually taken out by Monsieur Mallah. All 3 parts of Triplicate Girl are no match for Darwin, who can now be 3 places at once to kill them simultaneously. Mallah then stomps Timber Wolf to death, while Madam Rouge throws Darth Void into Karate Kid with her lightsaber out like a spear, while she is engulfing Bouncing Boy in her grip to kill him. Reed Richards and his crew are now alerted to the presence of Oblivio on their ship, but it is to late for them to do anything but get ready for the fight. Mallah doesn’t need to look at his watch to find out that it’s “Clobberin Time” from The Thing who puts his orange rock fist thru the Ape’s head. Madam Rouge gets in the obvious fight with Mr. Fantastic, while Darth Void Sith Lightnings the crap out of Invisible Woman before she can put up a proper invisashield. Teresa and The Human Torch rush over to help out their buddy Reed, but it is to late, because Madam Rouge has already delivered a killing blow to Reed’s throat while he left it unprotected for only a split second. Rouge then tries to attack Human Torch, but she quickly finds out that even she can’t lay a hand on him without it burning her expandable skin. Gen Immortus takes his staff and knocks down Teresa, but Matt rushes over with his red lightsaber and takes Immortus’ crusty old head straight off. Darth Void is about to start a lightsaber duel with Matt, who is scared out of his mind but steps up to the challenge. Lucky for Matt Human Torch bails him out and torches Lord Void before the duel can take place. Franklin Richards then uses his powers to teleport Madam Rouge into a supernova somewhere, which as you may have guessed kills her. Back in space Micah Jiett managed to beat Slippy Toad in a dog fight but Cosmic Boy popped up to stop Jiett’s B-Wing in place and then break it in half. Micah Jiett, then in a daring move pulls out both his lightsabers and jumps out of the exploding to stab them both into the chest of Cosmic Boy, right before the Jedi is crushed by a green energy hand from Boodikka. Space Godzilla manages to take out Aleta One, Soranak Natu, Saturn Girl, & Lightning Lad before this match begins to grow tiresome for Onslaught who uses his mind to crumple his own teammate Monstructor into a ball and fire him thru the chest of Space Godzilla. Capt. Marvel takes out Vapor Man & Gravity Girl, but before he can do any more damage he is overwhelmed by the threesome of Sodom Yat, Tomar Tu, & Guy Gardner.
THE UNTOUCHABLES ARE VICTORIOUS!

1 comment:

Josh the Commish said...

Matt Oblak gave his red lightsaber to Macgyver, so he and Teresa could have matching green ones (how romantic). Plus 3 for all involved.