Week 4 - Michael Vick's Bad News Kennelz of Lurve vs Bruce's Bodacious Bullies

Kennelz are: Galactus, Nova, Terrax, Firelord, Four Oa Guardians, Green lantern 1,2,4, and 5, Jade, Kryb, Saint Walker, Indigo 1, Monk, Manhunter 1,2 and 3, Captain Atom, Barbarrossa, Battle Droid 1 and 2.

The Bullies are: Xio Jade, Starkiller, Eeth Koth in a B-Wing, The Leader (w/ Red Lightsaber), Dr. Voodoo, Ultra Magnus, Blue Wizard #2, Cybertronian Guardian #10, Force Adept 1,2,3, and 4, Atlas, The Stranger, Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #3 and 4, Terminator # 39, Nightmare with a Yellow Power Ring, and Riik #3.


The Battle, Already in progress, is not shaking out well for the Bullies.

Galactus Sits back, his arms folded, watching, and he informs the watcher what has taken place.

"See, none of these dudes are even remotely large enough to satisfy my appetite. I thought about eating Xio Jade, but I'll just be hungry again in an hour... So I simply clapped my gigantic hands with her in between them and extinguished her life..."

I commented on the brutality of this, and Galactus just shrugged, brushing at his shoulder, resulting in a tiny (from his perspective anyway) explosion. Eath Koth was attempting to pilot his B-Wing into Galactus' ear and make a trench run to launch some torpedoes into his brain. The B-Wing that Koth was piloting was easily brushed away, careening wildly out of control and slamming into Cybertronian Guardian #10 who had just killed two of the Oan Guardians in a surprise attack.

The other two Oan guardians were issuing orders to their 4 Green Lantern charges when Saint Walker appeared by their side.

"No need to worry my blue friends, I've got this covered!"
"We certainly hope so." said the Guardians.
"Well, you're in luck, hope is kind of my thing." replied Saint Walker.

With that Saint walker overcharged the 4 green lantern's rings to double capacity and sent them after force adepts one through four and the light saber scientists . The boosted lantern rings easily constructed giant hammers and axes, in one case a giant frying pan... and pummeled the overwhelmed jedi into oblivion.

Nightmare's yellow power ring has been neutralized by Saint Walkers's blue ring and he was quickly encased in a perfect, glowing green replica of the trash compactor on the detention level of the death star.

The lanterns were beginning to have way too much fun with their rings charged to double capacity, the walls of the compactor compressed nightmare into a wafer and the compressed remains of his body floated lifeless in space.

The Lanterns were busy high fiving each other with giant green hand constructs when The Stranger decided enough was enough, he increased his size to that of Galactus and crushed the green lanterns in his giant hands.

The Stranger then set his sights on Galactus.

"Devourer of worlds, prepare to face of with a manipulator of reality itself."

The stranger and Galactus square off, exchanging furious blows with each-other, Crushing the remaining guardians, Jade, Kryb, Indigo Lantern 1, Monk, The manhunters, Barbarossa, Blue Wizard #2, Riik #3 and Atlas in the process.

Their fists crunching the tiny creatures against one or the other giant with each punch.

The Terminator had separated himself from this and systematically destroyed the battle droids, suffering major damage in the process, his red eyes fading to black.

"This is madness, I'm putting a stop to this." said Terrax. Galactus heard his former herald and bestowed him with cosmic power.

"Hold on, I'ma go get my click clack..." Terrax said to Nova and Firelord. "and by click-clack I mean a whole sh!@-ton of meteors."

A shotgun blast of gigantic rocks peppered the battlefield.

The meteors shatter ultra magnus who attempted to shield his remaining team mates, Star Killer and The Leader were turned into pulp by the giant space rocks and chunks of autobot.


Galactus slammed his fist into The Stranger's head, knocking him senseless and proceeded to use him as a human shield the incoming barrage of rocks. The rocks failed to completely penetrate the Strangers Body but did enough damage to kill him.

The remaining combatants destroyed by the surprising torrent of space rocks, Galactus then closed in on Brother Voodoo...

(I've been corrected with a statement from the Bullies: "Our sorcerer didn't sacrifice chickens for 8 years at the University of Michigan Port-Au-Prince campus to be called "Brother Voodoo"... It's Doctor Voodoo.)

Ahem... anyway, With Saint Walker, Galactus and the Heralds Surrounding the current Sorcerer Supreme on all sides this watcher couldn't bear to witness the grim details as Dr. Voodoo was torn limb from limb by the bloodthirsty Kennelz members.


The Kennelz of Lurve are Victorious!

Saint Walker, Galactus, Terrax, Firelord, and Nova survive.

Everyone else died horribly.