Season Three: Week Four: Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyaatches vs. The Abomitrons

Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyaatches are Arkillo, Dark Phoenix, Mogo, Ranx the Sentient City, Orion, Cyclonus & his Armada, Krypto, Trigger Happy and Blow Pipe, Brood #7-9, War Skrull #7,8 & 10, Sentinal #3-8, The One Above All and Storm Trooper #15 in a Z-95 Headhunter.

The Abomitrons are Immell #1 (Cyborg Norris), Immell #2-5 (Battledae, Rob Murray, Paddle & The Captain) in Blackbird 1, Immell #6 (Mega-borg), Immell #10 & 11 (Jedi Fire & Raven Knight), Immell #12 (Captain Malcolm Ocean), Immell #13 (Zengler), Immell #18 (Dr. Ray Wookie) & Falco in a Naboo Yacht, Immell #20 (Iron Jedi), Zombie Neo, Mega Man and Rush, Starfire, Raven, Cyborg, Underdog, Cerberus, Ben Tennyson, Gwen Tennyson & Kevin, Tom & Jerry, Goofy & Pluto, Kyle and Zachary, Captain Underpants, Ultra Boy, Fineas, Ferb & Perry, Abin Sur, Baby Colossus, Montross, Zombie Jimmy Neutron, Zombie Tails, Zombie Scooby Dumb, Zombie #1 & 2, Horribul & Creb, Mountain Dew Transformer, Football Transformer, Zufa Cenva, Ewok Child #1, Starship Trooper #51-56, Purple Muscle Man #1 & Pink Muscle Man #1 & 2.

Space, the final frontier.

More like the final resting spot for one of these teams. Ha HA HAA!!!

May I also add that I wasn’t aware that space could be ugly looking. The Rishey Mayes system is one nasty thing. If I only had three words to describe what this system looked like it would be ugly, ugly and ugly. With all the silverware back in the drawer though, let’s get this wild ride underway.

Arkillo: “Is that what I think it is?”

Orion: “Yeah, it kind hurts my brain to even think about it”

The One Above All: “Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. It’s so exciting to see something so weird. Can I do it? Can I do it? PLEASSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!”

Arkillo: “Oh my god, if it shuts you up, fine do it. I am sick of even looking at the thing.”

The One Above All: “Yaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

And like that, the Naboo Yacht and everyone on board were dead and gone.

Arkillo: “Good job Onesy. Let’s blow the lid off this soup can and kill the rest of them.”

The One Above All: (In a sing-songy sort of way) “Oh boy do I love a good killin, killin is alright with me. Watching them run, it’s oh so much fun, and the best of all is it’s free”

Orion: “This is even more embarrassing then the Yacht, is there any way to shut this guy up?”

Arkillo: “I don’t have a clue. I suppose we could just point him to that cluster of people over there.”

Orion: “Yeah, I suppose your right. I can’t believe people actually pray to this guy.”

The One Above All: “Then I take the bacon out of the fridge and put butter in the pan. It tastes so good when it’s all finished. Yummy yummy yum yum yum. I’m a hungry dungry mister man.”

Arkillo at this point is so beyond humiliated at his teammate, that it pains him to even acknowledge his presence.

Arkillo: “Hey kiddo, how you doing over there.”

The One Above All: “Hey Arky, what's the what?”

Arkillo: (Rolling his eyes) “I saw some people over there, they look like they might be fun to play with. Maybe you could even pick a fight with them. Maybe you could try to kill them?”

The One Above All: “Oh boy Arky, do you really think so?”

Arkillo: “I really do. Now why don’t you get a move on and see what they are up to.”

The One Above All: “Okay Arky, I’ll be back soon with some new friends.”

The One Above All is takes off towards the majority of the Abomitrons team.

Orion: “Do you really think he can take on their whole team?”

Arkillo: “Does it matter? I would have literally thrown this match to get rid of him. Now let’s get everyone together and actually try to do something.

Orion: “Yeah, alright.”

Arkillo and Orion take off towards the rest of their team when Arkillo notices something else that seems out of the ordinary. They see what seems to be some sort of advanced jet flying through space. Not a spaceship per say, but a regular earth bound jet somehow being propelled through space.

Arkillo: “What the…how is that jet moving through space? I mean, come on”

Orion: “You know, for a guy without a tongue, you sure do talk a lot.”

Arkillo: “Lantern powers baby, can’t beat em.”

Orion: “Yeah, despite my pretty awesome powers, I always have wished I had a ring. It just seems way too cool.”

Arkillo: “Your not wrong. The best way I can think to describe how great it is having a ring, is by saying that it is like always having an ice-cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade. No matter how you are feeling, you just take a swig of it and you feel like a million bucks.”

Orion: “Man that sounds good.”

Arkillo: “It’s really good man. In fact, oh yeah, just took a swig a second ago. Ahhhh, tastes good every time.”

Orion: “Can I have sip?”

Arkillo: “If I could, I would. But I can’t and that’s just the way it is.”

Orion: “Bummer. I could really go for some lanternade.”

The Blackbird Jet continued to approach the wordy Backyardigans when out of nowhere, Cyborg Norris came busting out of the jet and began attacking both of the super powered beings. Cyborg Norris got a couple of great hits on Orion, but it didn’t do too much damage on the son of Darkseid. Norris then was about to turn his attention on Arkillo, but realized he did not have to. Out of the shadows of this ugly space came perhaps the Abomitrons best player. Abin Sur began to beat the crap out of Arkillo, quickly taking the yellow lantern holder down to the deeper reaches of space. These four super powered characters continued to beat on each other while the rest of the match began to really heat up.

Immell’s #2-5 were still alone in their jet when Storm Trooper #15 did a fly by of the now vulnerable ship. Cyborg Norris thought he was doing his teammates a favor by taking on his opponents by himself, but in the long run his decision was going to hold the consequence of being the reason his fellow jet bound teammates were all dead. After that first fly-by in his Z-95 Headhunter, Storm Trooper #15 unloaded a hell-fire of laser blasts down on his enemies ship, turning it into a ball of flames.

On the other side of the playing field, The One Above All was wiping people out left and right. First he killed the Muscle men and then he killed Montross. After that Goofy and Pluto went down and before long, both Baby Colossus along with Starship Troopers #51-53.

Mega Man: “Come on Rush, if we don’t try something on this guy, were all gonna be wiped out”

Fineas: “Hey Mega Man, I have an idea. Have you noticed that the mentally challenged god like thing isn’t doing anything to the Zombies? I think he is unable to touch them because they are abominations of nature. I think if we somehow can turn that undead energy back onto him, we might have a chance at destroying him.”

Ferb: “That is a very solid sounding plan Fineas, I think it might just work. We need to gather the Zombies together at once.”

As all of the Transformers were some how keeping the not so gentle god at bay, Mega Man, Rush, Fineas, Ferb and Perry were all gathering the Zombies together. Though they were of the undead variety at this point, Zombie Neo and Zombie Jimmy Neutron still had they powers available to them. After some sweet strategizing, Mega Man and his crew were able to get their plan into action.

All at once everyone who was able to fire on The One Above all began to do so, which stunted his movement ever so slightly. It was enough time for Jimmy Neutron to move his rusty spaceship close enough to the god to get into range. Zombie Neo then rushed the god, head on as a diversion, as he was not the endgame to this very tricky move. Just as Neo stood in defiance to the god, Zufa Cenva let out a concentrated telepathic blast that ripped through the Zombies, but in turn, wiped out The One Above All for good.

Mega Man: “Alright, it worked”

Ferb: “It did, but I didn’t expect it to kill so many of our people.”

Fineas: “Yeah, I am not sure that was worth it.”

Zufa Cenva who actually survived the telepathic blast, looked at her teammates and said, “Look, the god is dead. That is all that matters at this point. Now let’s get ourselves back together and keep bringing it to them.”

Mega Man, Fineas & Ferb look deflated, but are still anxious to take this match back.

Zufa Cenva: “Raven, I am still very weak, but do you think you might be able to give me some of my power back.”

Dark Phoenix: “Even if she could, I doubt it would help.”

After she says this, the Dark Phoenix unleashes a psionic blast that wipes out Zufa, Fineas, Ferb, Perry, Mega Man, Rush and the Mountain Dew Transformer. The remaining Abomintrons were stunned by this incredible attack, but it was not long before the Iron Jedi went back on the offensive. Just as he started to attack his dark opponent though, he noticed several gigantic beings following directly behind her. All six Sentinals along with Cyclonus, his Armada and Trigger Happy and Blow Pipe were behind her. The battle that ensued did not take to long once everybody was there.

Iron Jedi was able to kill the Armada and Blow Pipe but was eventually crushed to death by Sentinal #5. The same went for Horribul & Creb. They were both overpowered by the Dark Phoenix, but not before taking out Trigger Happy and damaging the arm of Sentinal #8. At this point, the Dark Phoenix flew away from the fight for a bit, disappearing into the shadows. This left her teammates without their most powerful ally. It also gave the Abomintrons the in that they had been looking for. Though the Sentinals are huge and rather powerful, they are also not as quick as their opponents or as adept in a fight like this. During this time the Sentinals took a beating. Starfire and Cyborg both rushed in on the injured Sentinal #8 and pounded its head into a pile of dead metal.

Ultra Boy began to attack Sentinal #6 and was able to finally defeat it with the help of Gwen Tennyson’s magic. The Football Transformer put up a good fight against Cyclonus but in the end the purple Cybertronian jet was just too much for him, as he was blasted into a thousand tiny pieces. Cyclonus did not have much time to gloat in his victory though, because moments later he to was a floating pile of scrape from the combined blasts of Starfire, Kevin Levin, who had absorbed the powers of Starfire right before the attack and the Starship Troopers. In the minutes that followed after that, Sentinals #3-5 were also destroyed by the combined efforts of the Teen Titans, Ben Ten force and the remaining Starship Troopers.

With only Sentinals #6 and 7 left, the Abomitrons were feeling rather good again about their chances in this match.

Captain Underpants: “We are doing so good right now. I think I might just go attack those big robots myself.”

Kyle: “Uh, I don’t think that’s a great idea Captain. I’d stay back here with me and my brother for a little while longer.”

Zachary: “Hey Kyle, where did that scary looking lady go?”

Kyle: “I don’t know Zach, I haven’t seen her in a while. I wouldn’t worry about her too much though. I think she is probably bored with us by now.”

Zachary: “You sure about that Kyle. That doesn’t seem like something that someone with those kind of powers would do.”

Kyle: “It will be alright Zach, I wouldn’t worry about that right now. Plus, we have Cerberus to protect us from anything that comes our way.”

Captain Underpants: “You have me as well you guys. I will do anything I can to help protect you children.”

Kyle: “Thanks Cap.””

Zachary: “Ah Kyle, what is that light behind those huge robot things?”

Kyle: “It’s just the star I think.”

Zachary: “The sudden star that is just now appearing in front of us. I don’t think that is just a star.”

Kyle: (Pauses for a second) “Oh shoot, that’s the scary looking lady isn’t it?”

Seconds after Kyle uttered those words, the Dark Phoenix sent an energy blast through both remaining Sentinals (#5 and 6), sending enough shrapnel through the remaining members of the Abomintrons, killing everyone not named Cyborg Norris and Abin Sur.

Speaking of Cyborg Norris and Abin Sur. They’re battle with Arkillo and Orion had been raging on for a long while now, a battle that was starting to fall to the wayside. Though Cyborg Norris had given Orion a tough fight up to this point, nothing seemed to be affecting the new god. Things were going much better for his teammate though, who, after a long and brutal match, had finally managed to knock the yellow ring off of Arkillo’s hand. The second the ring left his finger, Abin Sur went in for the kill, snapping the neck of the Sinestro corp. member.

With the yellow ring floating in space and the thoughts of that sweet sweet lemonade in his mouth, Orion in one quick motion, launched Cyborg Norris into Abin Sur. As Norris slammed into the Green Lantern corp. member, they were both hit with an Astro Force blast that was powerful enough to destroy a small country. The blast instantly killed both remaining members of the Abomintrons. Sealing the deal once and for all for the Backyardigans.

Orion: “Now it’s my turn for the tastiest drink in the universe.”

Dark Phoenix: “Not so fast skippy, that ring doesn’t come in your size.”

Dark Phoenix then turns the ring to dust, basically ruining the day for her immortal teammate.

Orion: “Why would you do that, I want some lemonade to.”

The Phoenix gives her teammate a look and says, “Don’t worry honey, mommy will get you a glass of lemonade when we get home.” The Phoenix then flies away in disgust, wondering why she seems to be the only normal person on her team. As the surviving Backyardigans fly off and away from this battle, the ominous shadows of Mogo and Ranx are seen in the background. Though their presence may have been felt during the match, it was never needed.

Meanwhile, on the surface of Mogo…

War Skrull #7: “When are they going to lead them down here. It’s been hours and I haven’t gotten a signal or anything.”

War Skrull #10: “You sure they even need us. I mean, our team was pretty amazing this week. I kind of just figured we were fillers anyways.”

War Skrull #7: “No way. I talked to The One Above All a bunch of times this week and he said having us, Krypto and the Brood’s down here was the perfect trap for our opponents. Plus, there’s no way we would ever be just fillers.”

War Skrull #8: “Yeah, I don’t know how reliable of a source that guy is. He also told me that if I helped him with that Garfield puzzle last week, he’d turn me into Superman.”

War Skrull #7: “I don’t care what you guys think, we are still needed in this match. I bet you anytime now they are going to be sending them down here for us to attack them. We are very important to this team.”

War Skrull #10: “Yeah, fine whatever. Can you pass the lemonade again, this stuff is really good.”

War Skrull #8: “Yeah I know. I think it is freshly squeezed. I wonder who made it?”

The Abomintrons: All Dead.

Beckerman’s Backyardigan’s Beeyaatches: Dark Phoenix, Mogo, Ranx the Sentient City, Orion, Krypto, Brood #7-9, War Skrulls #7,8 & 10, Storm Trooper #15 in a Z-95 Headhunter all survive.

BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGAN'S BEEYAATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!!!