The Horsemen of Apokolips are Darkseid (designated leader), Supergirl, Achilles, Sabertooth, Sinestro, Havok, Polaris, Scarlet Witch, Cable, The Balrog of Moria, The Witch King of Angmar, Shazam, & Plo Koon.
Team Fred is Brainiac (designated leader), Namor & his Griffin, Aspen, Black Manta, Vampirella, Travis Bickle, Rorschach, Mimic, Kilowag, Phoenix, & Navy Sailor #1-23.
Team Fred, in hopes to once again defeat the Horsemen have concentrated their entire force around the water. Black Manta, Namor, Aspen, and Mimic, who has taken on the powers of Namor and Aspen all dive deep into the water where they feel that they have a huge advantage over the Horsemen. Much like last time designated leader Brainiac is atop Namor's Griffin where he is has taken to the air along with last week's dynamic duo (or at least the killer's of the dynamic duo) Kilowag and Phoenix. The Navy Sailors have somehow managed to bring along some sort of roughly built wooden water craft which they are sailing on in the middle of the water, ready to defend it with their M-16's locked and loaded. Darkseid keeps his revenge laden team in close with each other as they move from the arctic, to the grassland area on the way to the heavily defended water where this battle is obviousely going to take place. Achilles, who is as usual pissed at head coach Vandal Savage for not starting his whole Myrmidon squad whom he has been training with heavily wastes no time as he, along with the only starting Myrmidon Sabertooth as well as Jedi Master Plo Koon rush in to battle. They quickly and easily dispatch Vampirella who gets her head removed by Plo Koon's lightsaber, and then gut Travis Bickle and Rorschach with more of a finess style then grotesque finish (which proves how much Sabertooth is emulating his group sub-leader Achilles). Polaris who is very dissapointed that Ultron and Master Mold didn't get the start this week attempts to use her mutant ability of magnetism on the metal suit of Brainiac, but before she can pull him off of Namor's Griffin Brainiac fights back by attacking her mind with his own to disrupt her attack. Polaris starts to scream in pain which is when Havok, who has seen his wife die way to many times this season already says in a rage filled tone "I guess we'll do this the hard way" as he targets Brainiac from the ground and knocks him off of the flying animal with a blast of solar energy from his hands. Polaris snaps out of her mental break down and rips the metal plate off of the back of Brainiac's head from dozens of yards away before he falls into the water to insure that none of Team Fred's water dwellers could do anything to save him. Namor's Griffin comes flying down toward them to attack from behind but before it can The Witch pulls out his sword and sticks it up into the underbelly of the beast causing him to leave a trail of entrails behind him. Havok and Polaris turn around just in time to see the King of the Ringwratihs bring his huge gauntlet covered hand down onto the neck of the Griffin to finish it off. Havok and Polaris then do something unprecedented as they look over to the Witch King who is, as always brimming with evil and say "Hey; thanks buddy". Supergirl and Sinestro both take flight and begin heading toward Kilowag and Phoenix. These 2 members of the Horsemen have been driven crazy over the last week by the press that the green lantern/X-man team-up has gotten and Vandal Savage and Darkseid wished to take full advantage of this rage by sending them after the two players of the week. Down below Achilles runs over to Shazam and yells "Capt. Marvel, make yourself useful and fly me over to that ship" (pointing to the large raft that the Navy Sailors are floating on). So Achilles, Sabertooth, Plo Koon, and Cable who got their just in time all grab on to one of Shazam's appendages as he flies over to the raft and drops off the 4 fighters. On his way back Namor the Sub-Mariner pops out of the water and then grabs Shazam. Shazam is caught off guard as he is pulled into the water. Once underneath the surface Aspen, Namor, Mimic, and Black Manta quickly attack Capt. Marvel using all of their powers in unison. Aspen creates such a powerful undertoe that even Shazam cannot escape from it, then Between the blasts from Black Manta's powerful lazers, which are well-timed inbetween Mimic & Namor's powerful water fueled punches are enough to kill even a character as powerful as Shazam. Achilles leads the attack against the Navy Sailors. Cable opts to go old school and rely more on his lazer rifle than his mutant powers as he kills Sailor #1, 12, 17, & 22. Plo Koon uses his lightsaber to wipe out Navy Sailor #6, 9, 14, & 20, but when he sees that Cable is about to be attacked from behind by Sailor #19 he quickly puts away his lightsaber and unleashes a burst of force lightning into the body of the Sailor and kills him. Plo Koon, who is one of the few Jedi who learned to use force lightning due to the fact that most Jedi frown upon such a use of the force has found that his fellow members of the Horsemen of Apokolips do not have such an aversion to it. Achilles gets shot twice in the left arm and once right above his right knee which is probably why he only takes out 8 sailors (2, 3, 10, 11, 13, 15, 21, & 23). Sabertooth easily rips apart Sailors #4, 5, 7, 8, & 18, but Sailor #16 does manage to shoot him with 6 rounds of .223 caliber bullets before Sabertooth snaps his neck. Sabertooth takes a second to recover from the wounds but notices that Achilles is giving him a dirty look. Sabertooth looks back at the leader of the Myrmidons and says "I am ready Captain, it is nothing my healing factor can't fix". Achilles replies with "Why would one need a factor for healing, it appears to be merely a scratch" which he makes sure to say loud enough to embarress the Myrmidon in front of the 2 other fighters. Back to the air where Supergirl and Sinestro are engaged in an amazing battle with Kilowag and Phoenix. Kilowag tries to use his green energy to defeat the 2 of them but Sinestro easily blocks it and causes it to dissipate with the yellow energy of his ring. Phoenix attempts to unleash the power of the phoenix but she is amazed to find out that out of the 4 characters in the sky, she is actually the slowest. This is not a problem that Rachel Summers, a mutant who is fast enough to travel in space is used to, but regardless of what she is used to it proves to be true as Supergirl flies up underneath her before she is able to unleash her powers to their full potential (which could be disastrous for the whole Horsemen squad) and uppercuts her in the chin causing severe head trauma and killing the mutant. Kilowag sees that he is now outnumbered and desperately tries to throw all of his power at Sinestro. But Sinestro proves that much like the last time these 2 teams faced each other, that Kilowag with his ring's weakness to the color yellow is simply no match for Sinestro. Sinestro puts up a thin yellow wall which blocks Kilowag's attack and then creates a huge yellow hand which crushes the weakened Kilowag in its grip. The Balrog of Moria slowly moves in toward the battle which gives his teammates cause to clear a large path for the powerful combatant but as he approaches the battle Aspen creates an undescribably large tidal wave which covers the mighty Balrog destroying his evil flame and leaving the ancient creature lifeless on the schorched grass below him. Scarlet Witch walks up to the water's edge and uses her powers to try to turn the water into acid in an attempt to either kill their enemies below the surface or to draw them out into the open air for battle. Aspen is able to quell her powers from below the surface by simply causing such an influx of watery activity that the magic cannot take but Namor sees that this will not last forever which is why he, along with Mimic pop out of the water prepared for an all out attack. Before Namor even lands he brings his 2 fists down onto the cranium of Scarlet Witch and breaks her neck as he lands, Aspen from inside the water begins covering Namor with water, just like Coach Luthor told her to to keep him as powerful as possible as he takes on the land dwellers of the Horsemen. Mimic uses a mix of solar power stolen from Havok out of his left hand and force lightining stolen from Plo Koon out of his right but Plo Koon himself manages to block it with his lightsaber. Cable from the middle of the water attacks Mimic with his mind to try to tap into the mutant but he realizes that he cannot stop him do to the blocking of the power by what must be a remnant of an ability that he emulated from his dead teammate Cable's sister (kind of) Rachel Summers. Cable then goes in to a meditative trance about how happy he is that he was not forced to fight his own half-sister from an alternate dimension who is really in genetic terms his full sister even though they just have the same dad (Cyclops) and not the same mom; but Cable's mom (Madeline Prior) is of course a clone of Rachel Summer's mom (Jean Grey) from the future where they had Rachel who raised Cable as a son so he could go back in time to fight along side all of them in order to prevent his time from ever happening (which to me would mean that if it were to work than niether Nathan (that's Cable) or Rachel would ever be born. Anyway, so instead Supergirl blasts Mimic from the sky with enough heat vision to sever his head from his neck while the Witch King who was knocked to the ground by the Sub-Mariner stabs Namor in the chest with his Nazgul cursed blade which consumes his body with a poisonous spell and kills him. Supergirl and Sinestro then grab Achilles, Cable, Plo Koon, and Sabertooth and bring them back to land where The Horsemen of Apokolips fall back despite heavy protesting from Achilles. Darkseid's plan is to make the last to members of Team Fred come out of the water and fight because he knows that their abilities are considerably minimalized once they are out of the water. Aspen conjurs up a plan which is a long shot but she feels that with only her and Black Manta left alive, long shots may be their only option. She is followed by Black Manta as she pops out of the water with a huge tidal wave in hopes that they can get past the grassy area and into the arctic so she can possibly create a new watery base for them and trap the Horsemen underneath, but they are way to heavily outnumbered as Havok, Sinestro, and Supergirl all blast Black Manta to pieces and Sabertooth, Achilles, Plo Koon, and The Witch King slice the brave Aspen to pieces. The mighty Darkseid, designated leader of the Horsemen of Apokolips, does not lift a finger.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCE!
Monday, May 12, 2008
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Consolation Match-Round 1: Reign Supremacy Vs. Legion of Doom
Reign Supremacy is Robin (Tim Drake).
Legion of Doom is Ninja Gaiden, Rebel Trooper #1 and Treasure Troll #5.
Robin gets off the ground and dusts himself off for the match. Ninja Gaiden is coming right at him and he does not know what to do. He makes a quick move to the right but it seems to be too late. The Ninja then takes his sword and stabs Robin the chest with it. As Robin lies there on the ground of Comerica Park, he can hear the voice of somebody in the distance. He then falls to the ground completely and dies. He then hears the voice much more clearly and springs out of bed. Still in a daze he begins to realize that he had been dreaming and that Bruce Wayne had been the voice in his head.
“You were screaming pretty loud there Tim.” Bruce says to a still confused Tim Drake.
“Wow, that was a dream? I guess this match is on my mind more than I thought it would be.”
“Don’t worry about kid, it’s only a consolation match. Plus, from what I’ve heard, it sounds like this team might be disbanded anyways, so don’t sweat it.” Bruce says in a surprisingly kind matter.
“I’m trying but I just, well, I guess I’m just scared. I don’t fight on my own much, I guess I’ll just have to get used to it”. Tim says with sweat still pouring down his face.
“Well all I can tell you is that you are one hell of a fighter. You’re going to be just fine out there. And for that fighting by yourself thing, trust me, you’ll get used to it. I have a feeling your going to be doing a lot of it one day.” Bruce says this with a smirk on his face. “Come on kid, I’ll load you up. You can never have too many weapons.”
Bruce and Tim walk out of the room and load up on as many weapons as he can possibly carry. The next day Robin actually does walk into Comerica Park, with weapons in hand. He is waiting in the locker room when he realizes that he has nothing to worry about. This is Fantasy Fantasy after all, if he dies today, he’ll be back tomorrow. He then makes a mad dash for the locker room door and makes his way out of the dug out.
When he gets up onto the field, he looks around at the massive ballpark and realizes that he is the only one out there. “Where the hell is everyone. We were told One O’clock sharp”. He looks up at the scoreboard and it reads one after one. Then out of the corner of his eye, he sees something move. It is coming from the upper deck in left field. He looks over to it but he does not see anything. He then sees the movement again from the upper deck and is suddenly knocked to the ground. He has a terrible pain in his chest, just below his heart and realizes that he has just been shot. Rebel Trooper number one had been camping out in the upper deck and had hit Robin square in the chest. Once the Rebel Trooper noticed that his shot had not killed him, he decided to take his camping elsewhere.
Robin, who had been wearing a Kevlar vest, got up and shook the blast off. He then decided to take things into his own hands and chase after the Rebel Trooper. He grabs his belt and shoots his grappling hook out of towards the upper deck. As Robin lifts off the ground the Trooper realizes that he is trouble and begins moving much faster then he had originally been going. Robin who was now a good hundred feet in the air was gaining on the Trooper with every second that passed. He was now starting to feel good about the situation, that was until he all of sudden was tackled from the side by somebody. The collision is violent and brings both people crashing down into the lower level seats in left field.
Robin gets back on his feet but is quickly brought back down again by the mystery attacker. Robin looks at his enemy and cannot believe his eyes. “Could it really be him, I mean, that was just a dream”, Tim quietly says to himself. Robin’s mind is now racing due to the fact that he was never told whom he was to be fighting today. One part of his dream was now coming true and a panic was now starting to take over his entire body. The Ninja Gaiden now comes over to Robin with his sword in hand.
“You look scared Tim, not so tough when you don’t have the big black bat to protect you”. Robin knowing that what the Ninja is saying is actually true, realizes that if he doesn’t get his head back together, this match will be over with almost before it begins.
Robin, in an act of desperation takes his grappling hook out again and shoots it towards the center fountain. When it attaches itself to the pillar at the top, it brings him away from the Ninja and back into safe territory for the time being. “Think Tim, don’t just react.” is what Robin screams to himself once he is at the top of the fountain pillar. “Your smarter than this”. Robin knows that the only real threat to him is the Ninja, which he knows can be beat. (I mean anyone who has ever played any of his games can attest to the fact that the Ninja constantly dies. What can I say, they are not easy games.) Anyways, the Ninja at this time has decided to stand his ground and wait for Robin to come to him. This allows Robin the time he needs to devise a plan that can help him defeat his powerful opponent.
Robin who had moved to the backside of the pillar has now been out of sight for a good five minutes. The Rebel Trooper, who has been hanging back this entire time is starting to get a little sick of waiting and decides that he can make the shot from where he is located. He can still see a bit of Robin’s cape and decides to take the shot through the pillar in the hopes of getting him in the back. He takes the shot and it pierces the pillar. The Trooper who is thrilled with this outcome can still see the cape blowing in the wind. So the trooper takes another shot and this time knocks the cape off of the pillar, but instead of seeing Robin’s body fall to the ground, he sees the cape blow away in the wind. He looks at the cape blowing away in the wind and is confused for a moment, that is until he turns around and receives a blow to the head from Robin.
This blow to the head forces the trooper to drop his gun and fall to the ground. They are now located in the upper deck above home plate, which is where Robin picks up the trooper and throws him to his death. The Ninja, who had been pacing back and forth, sees this chain of events and decides to go on the offensive once more. He begins running towards the fallen trooper, which gives Robin the time to move to the lower level of the ballpark. The Ninja goes over to the trooper to see if he is still breathing, he is not. Now the Ninja knows it is only a one on one battle, which after all, is just fine with him.
Robin who has now made it down to the lower level, knows that the more he can get the Ninja to move, the better chance he has to win this battle. Also, Robin who had taken the Rebel Troopers weapon has the advantage of being able to kill him from a distance. Which is what he begins to do, as he starts shooting the gun at the Ninja. The Ninja easily dodges the weapon with his quick speed and agility. Robin figured this wouldn’t work but it is giving him the chance to move much closer to him then he had previously hoped for. They are now only 20 feet away from each other, which is when the Ninja who had been surprisingly lame so far starts throwing stars at Robin. Many of them are easily avoided, but one strikes the gun and makes it unusable. Robin quickly throws the weapon down and makes a mad dash for the Ninja. When they meet, the Ninja quickly strikes Robin in the face and takes his feet out from underneath them.
Robin gets up but not before the Ninja is able to take his sword out and take a swipe at him. The Sword cuts his vest, exposing Robin’s bare chest to the hot Detroit sun. Robin now realizing a close battle is a sure way to death takes out his grappling hook again and points it towards the upper deck above first base. The Ninja sees this happening and almost instantly knocks the hook out of Robin’s hand. “Without the bat, you’re a one trick pony. I expected more from you, but then again, you are just a side kick”, the Ninja says with more than just a hint of arrogance in his voice. “What can I say, we didn’t have any Ninja repellant back at the cave”, Robin’s quick quip gives him just the time he needs to kick the Ninja in the knee, which doesn’t knock him down but it does disable him for a long enough time for Robin to run back over to the grappling hook.
Robin picks up the hook, but instead of pointing it at the upper deck he points it at the Ninja. “Hey Gaiden, you know what they say about one trick ponies don’t you?”
“No, what?” the Ninja replies in a confused manner.
“You either live or die by it, and for some reason I don’t feel like dying today.”
Just as Robin says this he shoots the hook into the gut of the Ninja, pulling the Ninja towards the masked avenger. Robin then takes the sword out of the defeated Ninja’s hand and holds it into the air. “And for that whole side kick thing, don’t worry about it, I won’t be there forever.” Robin then swings the sword with enough velocity to take the Ninja’s head clean off. Robin relieved by this, throws the sword down and walks back over to the dug out. He contemplates sitting down for a second, but knows this battle is not yet over. He goes over to the wall and grabs a baseball bat from it. He then walks over to the other teams dug out and sees a small Treasure Troll with bright purple hair and picks it up. He takes him over to home plate and takes a batters stance. In one quick motion he throws the troll up in the air and hits him out of the park. The fountains in center field light up and at this moment Robin finally feels the excitement that only comes with victory. He holds onto the bat and walks back to the dug out victoriously.
Reign Supremacy is Victorious!
Legion of Doom is Ninja Gaiden, Rebel Trooper #1 and Treasure Troll #5.
Robin gets off the ground and dusts himself off for the match. Ninja Gaiden is coming right at him and he does not know what to do. He makes a quick move to the right but it seems to be too late. The Ninja then takes his sword and stabs Robin the chest with it. As Robin lies there on the ground of Comerica Park, he can hear the voice of somebody in the distance. He then falls to the ground completely and dies. He then hears the voice much more clearly and springs out of bed. Still in a daze he begins to realize that he had been dreaming and that Bruce Wayne had been the voice in his head.
“You were screaming pretty loud there Tim.” Bruce says to a still confused Tim Drake.
“Wow, that was a dream? I guess this match is on my mind more than I thought it would be.”
“Don’t worry about kid, it’s only a consolation match. Plus, from what I’ve heard, it sounds like this team might be disbanded anyways, so don’t sweat it.” Bruce says in a surprisingly kind matter.
“I’m trying but I just, well, I guess I’m just scared. I don’t fight on my own much, I guess I’ll just have to get used to it”. Tim says with sweat still pouring down his face.
“Well all I can tell you is that you are one hell of a fighter. You’re going to be just fine out there. And for that fighting by yourself thing, trust me, you’ll get used to it. I have a feeling your going to be doing a lot of it one day.” Bruce says this with a smirk on his face. “Come on kid, I’ll load you up. You can never have too many weapons.”
Bruce and Tim walk out of the room and load up on as many weapons as he can possibly carry. The next day Robin actually does walk into Comerica Park, with weapons in hand. He is waiting in the locker room when he realizes that he has nothing to worry about. This is Fantasy Fantasy after all, if he dies today, he’ll be back tomorrow. He then makes a mad dash for the locker room door and makes his way out of the dug out.
When he gets up onto the field, he looks around at the massive ballpark and realizes that he is the only one out there. “Where the hell is everyone. We were told One O’clock sharp”. He looks up at the scoreboard and it reads one after one. Then out of the corner of his eye, he sees something move. It is coming from the upper deck in left field. He looks over to it but he does not see anything. He then sees the movement again from the upper deck and is suddenly knocked to the ground. He has a terrible pain in his chest, just below his heart and realizes that he has just been shot. Rebel Trooper number one had been camping out in the upper deck and had hit Robin square in the chest. Once the Rebel Trooper noticed that his shot had not killed him, he decided to take his camping elsewhere.
Robin, who had been wearing a Kevlar vest, got up and shook the blast off. He then decided to take things into his own hands and chase after the Rebel Trooper. He grabs his belt and shoots his grappling hook out of towards the upper deck. As Robin lifts off the ground the Trooper realizes that he is trouble and begins moving much faster then he had originally been going. Robin who was now a good hundred feet in the air was gaining on the Trooper with every second that passed. He was now starting to feel good about the situation, that was until he all of sudden was tackled from the side by somebody. The collision is violent and brings both people crashing down into the lower level seats in left field.
Robin gets back on his feet but is quickly brought back down again by the mystery attacker. Robin looks at his enemy and cannot believe his eyes. “Could it really be him, I mean, that was just a dream”, Tim quietly says to himself. Robin’s mind is now racing due to the fact that he was never told whom he was to be fighting today. One part of his dream was now coming true and a panic was now starting to take over his entire body. The Ninja Gaiden now comes over to Robin with his sword in hand.
“You look scared Tim, not so tough when you don’t have the big black bat to protect you”. Robin knowing that what the Ninja is saying is actually true, realizes that if he doesn’t get his head back together, this match will be over with almost before it begins.
Robin, in an act of desperation takes his grappling hook out again and shoots it towards the center fountain. When it attaches itself to the pillar at the top, it brings him away from the Ninja and back into safe territory for the time being. “Think Tim, don’t just react.” is what Robin screams to himself once he is at the top of the fountain pillar. “Your smarter than this”. Robin knows that the only real threat to him is the Ninja, which he knows can be beat. (I mean anyone who has ever played any of his games can attest to the fact that the Ninja constantly dies. What can I say, they are not easy games.) Anyways, the Ninja at this time has decided to stand his ground and wait for Robin to come to him. This allows Robin the time he needs to devise a plan that can help him defeat his powerful opponent.
Robin who had moved to the backside of the pillar has now been out of sight for a good five minutes. The Rebel Trooper, who has been hanging back this entire time is starting to get a little sick of waiting and decides that he can make the shot from where he is located. He can still see a bit of Robin’s cape and decides to take the shot through the pillar in the hopes of getting him in the back. He takes the shot and it pierces the pillar. The Trooper who is thrilled with this outcome can still see the cape blowing in the wind. So the trooper takes another shot and this time knocks the cape off of the pillar, but instead of seeing Robin’s body fall to the ground, he sees the cape blow away in the wind. He looks at the cape blowing away in the wind and is confused for a moment, that is until he turns around and receives a blow to the head from Robin.
This blow to the head forces the trooper to drop his gun and fall to the ground. They are now located in the upper deck above home plate, which is where Robin picks up the trooper and throws him to his death. The Ninja, who had been pacing back and forth, sees this chain of events and decides to go on the offensive once more. He begins running towards the fallen trooper, which gives Robin the time to move to the lower level of the ballpark. The Ninja goes over to the trooper to see if he is still breathing, he is not. Now the Ninja knows it is only a one on one battle, which after all, is just fine with him.
Robin who has now made it down to the lower level, knows that the more he can get the Ninja to move, the better chance he has to win this battle. Also, Robin who had taken the Rebel Troopers weapon has the advantage of being able to kill him from a distance. Which is what he begins to do, as he starts shooting the gun at the Ninja. The Ninja easily dodges the weapon with his quick speed and agility. Robin figured this wouldn’t work but it is giving him the chance to move much closer to him then he had previously hoped for. They are now only 20 feet away from each other, which is when the Ninja who had been surprisingly lame so far starts throwing stars at Robin. Many of them are easily avoided, but one strikes the gun and makes it unusable. Robin quickly throws the weapon down and makes a mad dash for the Ninja. When they meet, the Ninja quickly strikes Robin in the face and takes his feet out from underneath them.
Robin gets up but not before the Ninja is able to take his sword out and take a swipe at him. The Sword cuts his vest, exposing Robin’s bare chest to the hot Detroit sun. Robin now realizing a close battle is a sure way to death takes out his grappling hook again and points it towards the upper deck above first base. The Ninja sees this happening and almost instantly knocks the hook out of Robin’s hand. “Without the bat, you’re a one trick pony. I expected more from you, but then again, you are just a side kick”, the Ninja says with more than just a hint of arrogance in his voice. “What can I say, we didn’t have any Ninja repellant back at the cave”, Robin’s quick quip gives him just the time he needs to kick the Ninja in the knee, which doesn’t knock him down but it does disable him for a long enough time for Robin to run back over to the grappling hook.
Robin picks up the hook, but instead of pointing it at the upper deck he points it at the Ninja. “Hey Gaiden, you know what they say about one trick ponies don’t you?”
“No, what?” the Ninja replies in a confused manner.
“You either live or die by it, and for some reason I don’t feel like dying today.”
Just as Robin says this he shoots the hook into the gut of the Ninja, pulling the Ninja towards the masked avenger. Robin then takes the sword out of the defeated Ninja’s hand and holds it into the air. “And for that whole side kick thing, don’t worry about it, I won’t be there forever.” Robin then swings the sword with enough velocity to take the Ninja’s head clean off. Robin relieved by this, throws the sword down and walks back over to the dug out. He contemplates sitting down for a second, but knows this battle is not yet over. He goes over to the wall and grabs a baseball bat from it. He then walks over to the other teams dug out and sees a small Treasure Troll with bright purple hair and picks it up. He takes him over to home plate and takes a batters stance. In one quick motion he throws the troll up in the air and hits him out of the park. The fountains in center field light up and at this moment Robin finally feels the excitement that only comes with victory. He holds onto the bat and walks back to the dug out victoriously.
Reign Supremacy is Victorious!
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Consolation Match-Round 1: The Outsiders Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
“Welcome everybody to another glorious day here at the beautiful Comerica Park. Mario Impemba here and as always with me is my partner Rod Allen. It’s looking to be a busy field out there today Rod.”
“It sure is Mario, these two teams have some how managed to combine for a total of eleven players out on the field today. Eight of which is starting for 'Brock Sampson’s Murderflies' or as I like to call them, ‘Brock Sampson’s Murdered Flies’.
“That’s right Rod, Brock Sampson did have a pretty rough first year in this league. It will be very interesting to see how they show up today for this first ever consolation match.”
“Yes it will Mario. Though with the entire Scooby Gang, Dorf and Terrible Ted, I think they have a great chance against the aptly titled ‘Outsiders’. These ‘Outsiders’ had a rough year as well, but unlike the ‘Murderflies’, these ‘Outsiders’ were dealt the unfortunate hand of being in the same division as ‘The Horseman of Apokolips’ and the lamely titled ‘Team’. We can only wonder how much different things would have turned out for the ‘Outsiders’ if they had been in the same weak division as the ‘Murderflies’.
“Yeah, but it is pointless to make silly conjectures when we have a match about to begin Rod. Starting for the “Outsiders’ today is sometimes third baseman and always powerful Brandon Inge. In the number two spot today is the golden boy, ‘Justin Oblak’.
“The Golden Boy is right Mario. He received that name from head coach Bill Walsh, when he went on a subway run during week three this year. Putting up with hundreds of different personalities is one thing, but feeding them is another.”
“Ha ha, that is right is Rod. Anyways, in the number three spot for the “Outsiders’ is the always skanky ‘Jenna Jameson’. Well it looks like we are now getting underway here at the Copa, as both teams enter from their respected dug outs.”
“It looks like Ted Nugent is wearing a back pack and carrying a piece of luggage behind him.”
“That can only mean one thing Rod, Terrible Ted has brought his arsenal with him. This could be very problematic for the already out numbered ‘Outsiders’. It will be very interesting to see how they are able to deal with it.”
“Yes it will Mario, these ‘Outsiders’ are going to have a very tough match ahead of them.”
(A very loud explosion goes off and the ‘Outsider’s dug out is completely blow to pieces.)
“WOW Rod, it looks like this match is under way.”
“What did Terrible Ted just say Mario?”
“Well Rod, it was hard to hear, but it sounded like he said, “How’d you like my love grenade, Golden Boy”.
“It doesn’t sound like there is any love lost between these two teams Rod. Well, with that both teams begin to take their positions in this already exciting contest.”
“It looks like Scooby-Doo and Scooby-Dumb are rushing Jenna Jameson. This is probably a smart move on ‘Brock’s’ part, as Ms. Jameson has been known to be very distracting to the opposite team. It looks like both dogs have reached their destination but it does not look like there is any fighting going on. Yep, in fact it looks like Jameson is holding a box of Scooby snacks in her hand. The two dogs are going crazy for the snacks and from the looks of it, have completely forgotten about the match altogether.”
“Yeah, it looks like blinding hate is no match for a good Scooby Snack. Oh wait, it looks like Scooby-Doo is hiding something behind his back. It is hard to tell what it is but, oh god, that was just wrong.”
“Yeah Rod, it looks like the whole Scooby Snack attack was just a ploy to get Ms. Jameson’s guard down because from the looks of it, Scooby-Doo has stabbed Ms. Jameson right in the throat. She is now grimacing in pain down on the ground and from the looks of it, she is probably seconds away from death.”
“Well with that very disturbing chain of events, we look down on the action between Brandon Inge and the remainder of the Scooby Gang. Inge has already snapped the neck of Velma and is now eyeing Fred. He walks up to Fred with a look of anger that I have not seen in his face since the day the Tigers signed Miguel Cabrera. Fred kicks the former third baseman in the shin but it doesn’t seem to have stopped him in the least. Brandon now pushes Fred to the ground and gives him a devastating kick to the kidney. He is getting down on the ground with Fred and is cupping his hands together and putting a good amount of sand in them.”
“Oh my god, he is doing what I think he is doing?”
“Yes he is Mario. Brandon Inge has just emptied the sand from his hand into the mouth of Fred and is now holding his hands over his face. This is a very disgraceful way to go for Fred and a very interesting insight into the mind of Brandon Inge.”
“I had no idea how sadistic Inge was. I mean, I had heard stories but I just figured they were just that, stories. It looks like Brandon is now getting up and going for Shaggy. I don’t really think I want to see this. It looks like Inge is now pulling something out of his back pocket; it looks like the shaft of a baseball bat that has been sharpened down to a point. Oh my, he stick’s the stake right into the gut of the long haired hippie.”
“It looks like Brandon cannot get the stake out the gut of the Shaggster, which is keeping them both occupied for the time being.”
“For those of you wondering what is going on with the other players, it is kind of a bizarre situation. Justin and Daphne have been making out for the last ten minutes on the pitchers mound and there does not seem to be any stopping them. Dorf is trying to make his way over to Shaggy but as always, his tiny legs are making it a very long journey for him. Both Scoobs and Dumb are finishing off the box of Scooby snacks with Scooby-Dumb on occasion drinking the blood from the fresh corpse of Jenna Jameson. The only one that is truly mystifying us so far is Ted Nugent, who has been walking around the park for the last fifteen minutes doing something, but at this point it is hard to tell what it is.”
“I have a feeling that Ted is probably, wait, yes it looks like Scooby-Doo has just noticed that Shaggy is in trouble and is making a mad dash at the two of them. Inge has yet to notice the dog racing in for him, which should make for an interesting confrontation. Scooby, with knife in hand looks less than thrilled at Inge, who has already killed two members of his beloved gang. As Scooby approaches, Inge is able to get his stake out of the gut of Shaggy but is taken by surprise as Scooby tackles him. The dog and Inge are now involved in what is looking to be first real fight of this match.”
“It will be interesting to see if Inge, a known dog enthusiast, will be able to kill the ferocious beast.”
“I really don’t believe it will be a problem for the newly crowned Psychopath of the league.”
“I think you are probably right Rod, but it will still be interesting to see. Oh, it looks like Inge has just given Scoobs a punch to the right side of his face and now he gives him a swift kick right in his nether regions.”
“Wow, Mario. It looks like Scooby’s really hurting from that one.”
“Yeah, I bet you he’s wishing he would have let the gang get him fixed now.”
“You got that one right. Well finally there is some new action going on at the pitcher’s mound. It looks like Justin is done with Daphne, who is now lying on the mound shirtless and embarrassed.”
“Well, maybe now she’ll finally get herself into some real action.”
“You mean as opposed to the shame inducing action she has already been involved in?”
“Yes Rod, thanks for spelling it out for the viewers at home.”
“Speaking of the viewers at home, you are all missing one heck of a bought between Brandon Inge and Scooby-Doo, who is starting to look a little winded. In fact, Inge has just picked up Scooby by his throat and is beginning to strangle the tired pup. It looks like this one might be over folks, but wait; Dorf has finally made his way over to the scuffle and is eyeing the knife that fell out of Scooby’s hand. Now it looks like it may just be a foot race between Dorf and Justin Oblak. Dorf who is literally one foot away from the sometimes catcher grabs the knife and with one quick motion cuts the Achilles heel of Brandon Inge.”
“That was probably the most disgusting thing I have seen all day Rod, which at this point is saying something. This act of shear brutality instantly brings Inge the ground, meaning that Scooby-Doo has been left free to breath again.”
“It looks like Scooby is now crawling over to Shaggy who is either dead or unconscious. Scooby now has a renewed rage in his eyes, but before he can do anything Justin comes racing over to him and kicks him right upside the head. He then reaches inside Scoobies mouth and in one violent motion, tears the dogs panting tongue out. He is now shoving the tongue back down Scooby’s throat, in what it looks like is an attempt to stop the dog from breathing. Now Justin moves right over to Dorf, takes the knife from his blood covered hands and stabs him in the gut and then slit’s his throat.”
“O.K., I take it back, that was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.”
“I have to tend to agree with you Mario, I think I’m am now going to vomit.”
“Well, while Rod is vomiting I will take over. It looks like Justin is now going over to Shaggy to finish off the job. He walks over to the peace-loving hippie and crushes his skull with his right foot. Now all that is left from ‘Brock Sampson’s Murderflies’ is Daphne, Scooby-Dumb and the missing Ted Nugent. Justin grabs the ailing Brandon Inge and starts walking over to the ‘Murderflies’ dugout, since theirs has been blown to bits.”
“Alright I’m back, and so it appears is Ted Nugent as well. It looks like Ted Nugent is holding a microphone and wants to say something to Justin and Brandon. Nugent, who now has Daphne and Scooby-Dumb standing with him looks as crazy as ever.”
Nugent: “Hey Justin and Brandon, I don’t know if you saw me the last time I was here but I basically blew this place out. Now I think for my encore, I’m just going to blow this place up.”
“Oh, I really didn’t see this one coming”.
“I tried to tell you earlier Mario that I thought it looked like Nugent was wiring this place up, but I got distracted. It’s probably a good idea for us to get out of here.”
“Yeah, you are probably right. Well folks, I think Rod and I are out of here so for “The Outsiders” and “Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies”, we will see you next time. Check out FFN after this broadcast.
(Later that night on Fox Fantasy Net day in review).
(The sweet FFN music plays while clips of the days fantasy matches play in the background)
Hi, welcome to Fox Fantasy Net, I’m your host, Trevor Thompson. It was an explosive day at Comerica Park for the “Outsiders’ and ‘Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies’. But first, there is breaking news from the Fantasy Fantasy League headquarters. Here with the report is Ryan Fields.”
“Thanks, Trevor. Today at a small press conference at the Fantasy Fantasy League headquarters in Livonia, Josh Houslander announced that we will get to see a preview of a couple of new teams that will be joining into the league starting next season. The new teams are not a surprise, but their starting date is. Starting this week, Josh Houslander’s “The Brother-Hood of Evil Midgets” will be facing off against Jared Pilkinton’s “Built Ford Tough”. This is a very exciting announcement for all that is involved with Fantasy Fantasy. The starting roster’s of the two teams are still unknown, but a rep from the Pilkinton camp has given us a hint that a “Whip-smart, Fedora wearing hero may be in our future”. Your guess is as good as ours at this point but either way, we are very much looking forward to seeing this exhibition match. This has been Ryan Fields reporting for Fantasy Fantasy Net, back to you Trevor.”
“Thanks Ryan for the very exciting news, now back to Comerica Park. Today’s match between the “Outsiders” and “Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies” could be described as many things, ‘Civil’, not being one of them. Now onto the action. The day literally started out with a bang as Ted Nugent decided he disliked the opposing teams dug out so much, that he needed to blow it up. This set up a day that was filled with loads of blood and very gruesome deaths. Jenna Jameson was the first death, thanks to the knife to the throat by none other than Scooby-Doo. Scoobs and his cousin Scooby-Dumb then spent the next 15 minutes eating the Scooby snacks that Ms. Jameson so kindly brought them. Then the disgruntled former third baseman, Brandon Inge, decided to take his anger out on the Scooby Gang. He snapped the neck of Velma and then in a very calculating and disturbing manner, suffocated Fred to death with a hand-full of sand. He then staked Shaggy in the stomach but before he could finish him off Scooby-Doo tackled him the ground. The ensuing fight should have ended with Inge strangling Scooby-Doo to death but from out of no-where, Dorf cut the Achilles heel of Inge. Then on the other side of the field, Justin Oblak, who had been involved in some very R-Rated acts with Daphne, left her at the pitchers mound and finished off the job that Inge had started. Justin choked Scooby-Doo to death with his own tongue, slit Dorf’s throat with Scooby-Doo’s knife and then stomped Shaggy skull in. Then after that Ted Nugent, who had been mysteriously absent from the match ever since his “Love Grenade” blew up the dug out, announced that he was going to blow up Comerica Park. He stuck by his word, destroying over 70% of the ballpark in an explosion that was heard 50 miles away in every direction. The blow unfortunately took the lives of Brandon Inge, who had been left in the dug out by Justin, Scooby-Dumb and ironically, Mr. Nugent himself. Daphne who has never been a fan of Mr. Nugent’s self-destructive tendencies, fled from the park as soon as she heard him make his announcement. Justin Oblak did the same and unfortunately met up afterwards with his former lover on the street outside of the newly destroyed Comerica Park. The reunion was short lived though, as Daphne, holding the bra that Justin took off of her, ran over to Mr. Oblak and strangled him to death with it. I guess there is nothing more dangerous then a woman scorned, especially one that is wearing a wire bra. Anyways, with Daphne walking away from this blood bath alive, she gives “Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies” the victory this week over “The Outsiders”. Well, thanks for joining us this week and I would like to personally thank everyone that is still with us, we apologize for writing a novel. We promise that the other consolation matches will not be this long. Well for Fantasy Fantasy Net, this has been Trevor Thompson. See you all later.
(The FFN music plays and it cuts to black.)
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies are Victorious!
“It sure is Mario, these two teams have some how managed to combine for a total of eleven players out on the field today. Eight of which is starting for 'Brock Sampson’s Murderflies' or as I like to call them, ‘Brock Sampson’s Murdered Flies’.
“That’s right Rod, Brock Sampson did have a pretty rough first year in this league. It will be very interesting to see how they show up today for this first ever consolation match.”
“Yes it will Mario. Though with the entire Scooby Gang, Dorf and Terrible Ted, I think they have a great chance against the aptly titled ‘Outsiders’. These ‘Outsiders’ had a rough year as well, but unlike the ‘Murderflies’, these ‘Outsiders’ were dealt the unfortunate hand of being in the same division as ‘The Horseman of Apokolips’ and the lamely titled ‘Team’. We can only wonder how much different things would have turned out for the ‘Outsiders’ if they had been in the same weak division as the ‘Murderflies’.
“Yeah, but it is pointless to make silly conjectures when we have a match about to begin Rod. Starting for the “Outsiders’ today is sometimes third baseman and always powerful Brandon Inge. In the number two spot today is the golden boy, ‘Justin Oblak’.
“The Golden Boy is right Mario. He received that name from head coach Bill Walsh, when he went on a subway run during week three this year. Putting up with hundreds of different personalities is one thing, but feeding them is another.”
“Ha ha, that is right is Rod. Anyways, in the number three spot for the “Outsiders’ is the always skanky ‘Jenna Jameson’. Well it looks like we are now getting underway here at the Copa, as both teams enter from their respected dug outs.”
“It looks like Ted Nugent is wearing a back pack and carrying a piece of luggage behind him.”
“That can only mean one thing Rod, Terrible Ted has brought his arsenal with him. This could be very problematic for the already out numbered ‘Outsiders’. It will be very interesting to see how they are able to deal with it.”
“Yes it will Mario, these ‘Outsiders’ are going to have a very tough match ahead of them.”
(A very loud explosion goes off and the ‘Outsider’s dug out is completely blow to pieces.)
“WOW Rod, it looks like this match is under way.”
“What did Terrible Ted just say Mario?”
“Well Rod, it was hard to hear, but it sounded like he said, “How’d you like my love grenade, Golden Boy”.
“It doesn’t sound like there is any love lost between these two teams Rod. Well, with that both teams begin to take their positions in this already exciting contest.”
“It looks like Scooby-Doo and Scooby-Dumb are rushing Jenna Jameson. This is probably a smart move on ‘Brock’s’ part, as Ms. Jameson has been known to be very distracting to the opposite team. It looks like both dogs have reached their destination but it does not look like there is any fighting going on. Yep, in fact it looks like Jameson is holding a box of Scooby snacks in her hand. The two dogs are going crazy for the snacks and from the looks of it, have completely forgotten about the match altogether.”
“Yeah, it looks like blinding hate is no match for a good Scooby Snack. Oh wait, it looks like Scooby-Doo is hiding something behind his back. It is hard to tell what it is but, oh god, that was just wrong.”
“Yeah Rod, it looks like the whole Scooby Snack attack was just a ploy to get Ms. Jameson’s guard down because from the looks of it, Scooby-Doo has stabbed Ms. Jameson right in the throat. She is now grimacing in pain down on the ground and from the looks of it, she is probably seconds away from death.”
“Well with that very disturbing chain of events, we look down on the action between Brandon Inge and the remainder of the Scooby Gang. Inge has already snapped the neck of Velma and is now eyeing Fred. He walks up to Fred with a look of anger that I have not seen in his face since the day the Tigers signed Miguel Cabrera. Fred kicks the former third baseman in the shin but it doesn’t seem to have stopped him in the least. Brandon now pushes Fred to the ground and gives him a devastating kick to the kidney. He is getting down on the ground with Fred and is cupping his hands together and putting a good amount of sand in them.”
“Oh my god, he is doing what I think he is doing?”
“Yes he is Mario. Brandon Inge has just emptied the sand from his hand into the mouth of Fred and is now holding his hands over his face. This is a very disgraceful way to go for Fred and a very interesting insight into the mind of Brandon Inge.”
“I had no idea how sadistic Inge was. I mean, I had heard stories but I just figured they were just that, stories. It looks like Brandon is now getting up and going for Shaggy. I don’t really think I want to see this. It looks like Inge is now pulling something out of his back pocket; it looks like the shaft of a baseball bat that has been sharpened down to a point. Oh my, he stick’s the stake right into the gut of the long haired hippie.”
“It looks like Brandon cannot get the stake out the gut of the Shaggster, which is keeping them both occupied for the time being.”
“For those of you wondering what is going on with the other players, it is kind of a bizarre situation. Justin and Daphne have been making out for the last ten minutes on the pitchers mound and there does not seem to be any stopping them. Dorf is trying to make his way over to Shaggy but as always, his tiny legs are making it a very long journey for him. Both Scoobs and Dumb are finishing off the box of Scooby snacks with Scooby-Dumb on occasion drinking the blood from the fresh corpse of Jenna Jameson. The only one that is truly mystifying us so far is Ted Nugent, who has been walking around the park for the last fifteen minutes doing something, but at this point it is hard to tell what it is.”
“I have a feeling that Ted is probably, wait, yes it looks like Scooby-Doo has just noticed that Shaggy is in trouble and is making a mad dash at the two of them. Inge has yet to notice the dog racing in for him, which should make for an interesting confrontation. Scooby, with knife in hand looks less than thrilled at Inge, who has already killed two members of his beloved gang. As Scooby approaches, Inge is able to get his stake out of the gut of Shaggy but is taken by surprise as Scooby tackles him. The dog and Inge are now involved in what is looking to be first real fight of this match.”
“It will be interesting to see if Inge, a known dog enthusiast, will be able to kill the ferocious beast.”
“I really don’t believe it will be a problem for the newly crowned Psychopath of the league.”
“I think you are probably right Rod, but it will still be interesting to see. Oh, it looks like Inge has just given Scoobs a punch to the right side of his face and now he gives him a swift kick right in his nether regions.”
“Wow, Mario. It looks like Scooby’s really hurting from that one.”
“Yeah, I bet you he’s wishing he would have let the gang get him fixed now.”
“You got that one right. Well finally there is some new action going on at the pitcher’s mound. It looks like Justin is done with Daphne, who is now lying on the mound shirtless and embarrassed.”
“Well, maybe now she’ll finally get herself into some real action.”
“You mean as opposed to the shame inducing action she has already been involved in?”
“Yes Rod, thanks for spelling it out for the viewers at home.”
“Speaking of the viewers at home, you are all missing one heck of a bought between Brandon Inge and Scooby-Doo, who is starting to look a little winded. In fact, Inge has just picked up Scooby by his throat and is beginning to strangle the tired pup. It looks like this one might be over folks, but wait; Dorf has finally made his way over to the scuffle and is eyeing the knife that fell out of Scooby’s hand. Now it looks like it may just be a foot race between Dorf and Justin Oblak. Dorf who is literally one foot away from the sometimes catcher grabs the knife and with one quick motion cuts the Achilles heel of Brandon Inge.”
“That was probably the most disgusting thing I have seen all day Rod, which at this point is saying something. This act of shear brutality instantly brings Inge the ground, meaning that Scooby-Doo has been left free to breath again.”
“It looks like Scooby is now crawling over to Shaggy who is either dead or unconscious. Scooby now has a renewed rage in his eyes, but before he can do anything Justin comes racing over to him and kicks him right upside the head. He then reaches inside Scoobies mouth and in one violent motion, tears the dogs panting tongue out. He is now shoving the tongue back down Scooby’s throat, in what it looks like is an attempt to stop the dog from breathing. Now Justin moves right over to Dorf, takes the knife from his blood covered hands and stabs him in the gut and then slit’s his throat.”
“O.K., I take it back, that was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.”
“I have to tend to agree with you Mario, I think I’m am now going to vomit.”
“Well, while Rod is vomiting I will take over. It looks like Justin is now going over to Shaggy to finish off the job. He walks over to the peace-loving hippie and crushes his skull with his right foot. Now all that is left from ‘Brock Sampson’s Murderflies’ is Daphne, Scooby-Dumb and the missing Ted Nugent. Justin grabs the ailing Brandon Inge and starts walking over to the ‘Murderflies’ dugout, since theirs has been blown to bits.”
“Alright I’m back, and so it appears is Ted Nugent as well. It looks like Ted Nugent is holding a microphone and wants to say something to Justin and Brandon. Nugent, who now has Daphne and Scooby-Dumb standing with him looks as crazy as ever.”
Nugent: “Hey Justin and Brandon, I don’t know if you saw me the last time I was here but I basically blew this place out. Now I think for my encore, I’m just going to blow this place up.”
“Oh, I really didn’t see this one coming”.
“I tried to tell you earlier Mario that I thought it looked like Nugent was wiring this place up, but I got distracted. It’s probably a good idea for us to get out of here.”
“Yeah, you are probably right. Well folks, I think Rod and I are out of here so for “The Outsiders” and “Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies”, we will see you next time. Check out FFN after this broadcast.
(Later that night on Fox Fantasy Net day in review).
(The sweet FFN music plays while clips of the days fantasy matches play in the background)
Hi, welcome to Fox Fantasy Net, I’m your host, Trevor Thompson. It was an explosive day at Comerica Park for the “Outsiders’ and ‘Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies’. But first, there is breaking news from the Fantasy Fantasy League headquarters. Here with the report is Ryan Fields.”
“Thanks, Trevor. Today at a small press conference at the Fantasy Fantasy League headquarters in Livonia, Josh Houslander announced that we will get to see a preview of a couple of new teams that will be joining into the league starting next season. The new teams are not a surprise, but their starting date is. Starting this week, Josh Houslander’s “The Brother-Hood of Evil Midgets” will be facing off against Jared Pilkinton’s “Built Ford Tough”. This is a very exciting announcement for all that is involved with Fantasy Fantasy. The starting roster’s of the two teams are still unknown, but a rep from the Pilkinton camp has given us a hint that a “Whip-smart, Fedora wearing hero may be in our future”. Your guess is as good as ours at this point but either way, we are very much looking forward to seeing this exhibition match. This has been Ryan Fields reporting for Fantasy Fantasy Net, back to you Trevor.”
“Thanks Ryan for the very exciting news, now back to Comerica Park. Today’s match between the “Outsiders” and “Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies” could be described as many things, ‘Civil’, not being one of them. Now onto the action. The day literally started out with a bang as Ted Nugent decided he disliked the opposing teams dug out so much, that he needed to blow it up. This set up a day that was filled with loads of blood and very gruesome deaths. Jenna Jameson was the first death, thanks to the knife to the throat by none other than Scooby-Doo. Scoobs and his cousin Scooby-Dumb then spent the next 15 minutes eating the Scooby snacks that Ms. Jameson so kindly brought them. Then the disgruntled former third baseman, Brandon Inge, decided to take his anger out on the Scooby Gang. He snapped the neck of Velma and then in a very calculating and disturbing manner, suffocated Fred to death with a hand-full of sand. He then staked Shaggy in the stomach but before he could finish him off Scooby-Doo tackled him the ground. The ensuing fight should have ended with Inge strangling Scooby-Doo to death but from out of no-where, Dorf cut the Achilles heel of Inge. Then on the other side of the field, Justin Oblak, who had been involved in some very R-Rated acts with Daphne, left her at the pitchers mound and finished off the job that Inge had started. Justin choked Scooby-Doo to death with his own tongue, slit Dorf’s throat with Scooby-Doo’s knife and then stomped Shaggy skull in. Then after that Ted Nugent, who had been mysteriously absent from the match ever since his “Love Grenade” blew up the dug out, announced that he was going to blow up Comerica Park. He stuck by his word, destroying over 70% of the ballpark in an explosion that was heard 50 miles away in every direction. The blow unfortunately took the lives of Brandon Inge, who had been left in the dug out by Justin, Scooby-Dumb and ironically, Mr. Nugent himself. Daphne who has never been a fan of Mr. Nugent’s self-destructive tendencies, fled from the park as soon as she heard him make his announcement. Justin Oblak did the same and unfortunately met up afterwards with his former lover on the street outside of the newly destroyed Comerica Park. The reunion was short lived though, as Daphne, holding the bra that Justin took off of her, ran over to Mr. Oblak and strangled him to death with it. I guess there is nothing more dangerous then a woman scorned, especially one that is wearing a wire bra. Anyways, with Daphne walking away from this blood bath alive, she gives “Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies” the victory this week over “The Outsiders”. Well, thanks for joining us this week and I would like to personally thank everyone that is still with us, we apologize for writing a novel. We promise that the other consolation matches will not be this long. Well for Fantasy Fantasy Net, this has been Trevor Thompson. See you all later.
(The FFN music plays and it cuts to black.)
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies are Victorious!
NATIONAL LEAGUE QUARTERFINALS: Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Le' Napoleon's Brigade
Hannah Montana and Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion Commandos are Dave Bowman: The Starchild, Qui Gon Jinn, Albus Dumledore, Spiderman, Agamemnon & Juno, Bizarro Superman, Ms. Marvel, Maxima, Gen. Grievous, Huma Dragonbane w/ his Red Dragon, Luminara Unduli & Baress Offee, Hannah Montana, Dora the Explorer w/ Her Backpack & Boots, & Dozer #1.
Le' Napoleon's Brigade is Gandalf the Gray, Wonder Woman & Wonder Girl, Poison Ivy, Posh Spice, Skyfire, Alan Scott, Hecate, Penguin, Duncan Idaho Mentat Ghola #12, Allia Atreides, The Sando Aqua Monster, Emperor Palpatine, Jaws: The Great White Shark, Snow Trooper #46-50, & Strom Trooper #51.
“PALPATINE! You son of a bitch! Come fight me!” exclaims an enraged Albus Dumbledore as he storms out into the middle of the street. Emperor Palpatine obliges Dumbledore’s demands, but comes out swinging. The Emperor fires several bolts of Force lightning at the wizard. Dumbledore, however, says a few choice magic words and blocks the lightning with a blast of his own from his wand. Still angry from how their last meeting took place, Dumbledore unleashes spell after spell at the evil Emperor, but they all have little effect. Palpatine now retaliates by using the Force to throw multiple cars at Dumbledore. The wizard uses some spells to destroy the oncoming cars. Palpatine then, while Dumbledore is distracted with the cars, moves in quickly for the kill. With great speed and agility, the Emperor pulls out his lightsaber and cuts Dumbledore’s wand in half. He then slices up the wizard’s torso, splitting him open. Dave Bowman then appears in front of the Emperor ready to put an end to his destruction. Prior to the match, Head Coach Napoleon Bonaparte ordered Gandalf the Gray to protect Palpatine, regardless of the animosity between the two. Gandalf reluctantly agreed, knowing that Palpatine was a vital part of their team. Gandalf rushes in and starts hitting the Starchild with rays of magic from his staff. The Emperor concentrates all of his power into a massive arc of Force lightning towards Bowman as well. The buildings around them begin to shake and fall apart due to the sheer power that is being exerted by the three combatants. Dozer #1, Storm Trooper #51 and Boots are all crushed by the falling debris. Dave Bowman sees the destruction that he is contributing to and decides to sacrifice himself for the greater good. Then in an instant, Bowman, Gandalf and Emperor Palpatine are erased from this plane of existence, leaving behind nothing but a smoldering crater in the ground. Meanwhile, the battle has spread to the grassland portion of the battlefield. Huma Dragonbane rides low over the nearby body of water upon his Red Dragon, which proves to be disastrous. The Sando Aqua Monster leaps out of the water and chomps down on the neck of the Red Dragon. Huma is thrown from the dragon into the water below. Huma is then dragged underwater to his demise by Jaws. Using his machine gun umbrella, Penguin starts peppering the field with bullets, but doing very little damage. Spider-Man uses his webbing to ensnare Penguin and asks “A machine gun umbrella? You’ve got to be kidding me? And I thought I had lame bad guys!” He then punches the Penguin’s monocle into his brain, killing him. Bizarro Superman then splashes down into the water and immediately goes after Jaws. He swims towards it at extremely high speeds and encases the shark in a block of ice with his freeze vision. The shark sinks to the bottom of the sea. The Sando Aqua Monster then swallows Bizarro whole, but just like when he was accidentally eaten by the Cloverfield Monster, Bizarro punches his way out of the stomach of the giant creature, killing it in the process. Bizarro flies out of the water, only to be knocked into space by an uppercut courtesy of Wonder Woman. She then turns her attention to the rest of the Commandos. Wonder Woman is still infuriated by the criticism she received after her actions in Week Nine against Better Than All of You, goes on a bloody warpath. Dressed in her Amazonian battle gear for such an important fight, she charges into battle, carving a path through the Commandos. She dispatches Dora the Explorer and Backpack in such a gruesome manner, that it’s best not described. Hannah Montana stands her ground, not backing down from Wonder Woman, even though she is sure to die. But before they engage each other, Wonder Girl steps in and wants a piece of the schizophrenic tween. Wonder Woman backs off and takes to the skies, heading for the desert. From the looks of things it would seem that this match-up would turn into one of those annoying high school hallway slap and hair pull fights, but this fight couldn’t be further from that. Hannah kicks Wonder Girl square into the gut and tackles her to the ground. This would be Miley’s only offensive attack. Wonder Girl tosses Hannah off of her back and quickly snaps her neck. Once Wonder Woman arrives in the desert, she sees Duncan Idaho Mentat Ghola #12 and Allia Atreides facing off against Luminara Unduli and Baress Offee. Much to the Jedi’s surprise, but Duncan and Allia are dodging every lightsaber swing and thrust. Then they almost simultaneously pull a spin/roll move around the Jedi, sticking their crysknives up underneath the base of the Jedi’s skulls. Their victory however, is short lived, as Agamemnon and Juno blow them away with their rockets. Wonder Woman is then tackled from behind by Bizarro who has come back down from space. They both crash into the sand below. Bizarro then lands several hard punches to the Amazon Princess. Out of the corner of her eye, Wonder Woman notices the two fallen Jedi’s lightsabers sticking out of the sand. She narrowly escapes Bizarro’s attempt to stomp the life out of her, and grabs the two lightsabers. Diana jumps to her feet and plunges the lightsabers deep into Bizarro’s chest. An exhausted Wonder Woman is then targeted by Agamemnon and Juno. But then in a kamikaze dive bomb, Skyfire swoops in from the heavens and takes out the Cymeks as well as himself. The battle continues to rage on in the grassland, where Poison Ivy has Ms. Marvel and Maxima both tangled up in the grass. Ms. Marvel manages to break one of her hands free and kills Poison Ivy with a vicious energy blast. They both quickly free themselves and take to the air. Spider-Man back flips over Posh Spice and suffocates her with a web mask as he quips, “You know I always liked Ginger Spice the best. There’s just something about those redheads.” Maxima and Ms. Marvel are intercepted by the Sentinel, Alan Scott. He blasts Maxima hard leading her to crash to her death against a huge glacier in the Artic. Ms. Marvel attempts to hit Alan Scott with some energy bolts, but he puts up a green force field. Ms. Marvel is unrelenting though, and keeps the blasts coming. She eventually breaks through the force field and just lights him up with energy blasts, killing the original Green Lantern. Qui Gon Jinn leads Spider-Man, General Grievous, and Ms. Marvel into the Artic part of the battlefield with victory in their sights. All of a sudden, Spider-Man’s “spidey-sense” starts going off, but it’s too late. General Grievous is shot multiple times by what appears to be just a snow bank. As Grievous falls, Qui Gon realizes that there are Snow Troopers camouflaged in the snow. He orders Ms. Marvel to open fire on the snow back in front of them. Once the smoke clears, five Snow Trooper bodies lie in the melting snow. Just then, the frozen earth beneath them begins to quake. Over the horizon rolls Hecate. Using a heat seeker, Hecate locks onto Spider-Man and blows him away. Ms. Marvel then flies through the air evading everything Hecate is firing at her. She lands on her and starts punching through her tank body. She finally rips open a hole in her armor, only to find a self destruct bomb (which was placed inside Hecate prior to battle as a fail-safe), which its timer is on 00:02. In a massive explosion, both Hecate and Ms. Marvel perish. Qui Gon Jinn immediately seizes the opportunity to end this battle and attacks the battered Wonder Woman who has just arrived from the desert. Lucky for her, she has held onto the two lightsabers she acquired earlier. She blocks Qui Gon’s attack, but is extremely worn out and hurt from her battle with Bizarro. Qui Gon knocks the lightsabers out of her hands and swings his lightsaber down at her. But Wonder Woman is able to block the attack with her bracelets. The Jedi moves in to finish her off, but Wonder Girl flies in and lassos Qui Gon’s arm preventing him from killing Wonder Woman. Qui Gon flips his lightsaber to his free hand and severs the golden lasso. He then uses the Force to pull Wonder Girl to him and stabs her in the chest, right in front of the wounded Wonder Woman. This sends Diana over the edge. She leaps to her feet, working off of pure adrenaline, and snaps Qui Gon’s neck, actually turning his head around at 180 degrees.
LE’ NAPOLEON’S BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCES!
Le' Napoleon's Brigade is Gandalf the Gray, Wonder Woman & Wonder Girl, Poison Ivy, Posh Spice, Skyfire, Alan Scott, Hecate, Penguin, Duncan Idaho Mentat Ghola #12, Allia Atreides, The Sando Aqua Monster, Emperor Palpatine, Jaws: The Great White Shark, Snow Trooper #46-50, & Strom Trooper #51.
“PALPATINE! You son of a bitch! Come fight me!” exclaims an enraged Albus Dumbledore as he storms out into the middle of the street. Emperor Palpatine obliges Dumbledore’s demands, but comes out swinging. The Emperor fires several bolts of Force lightning at the wizard. Dumbledore, however, says a few choice magic words and blocks the lightning with a blast of his own from his wand. Still angry from how their last meeting took place, Dumbledore unleashes spell after spell at the evil Emperor, but they all have little effect. Palpatine now retaliates by using the Force to throw multiple cars at Dumbledore. The wizard uses some spells to destroy the oncoming cars. Palpatine then, while Dumbledore is distracted with the cars, moves in quickly for the kill. With great speed and agility, the Emperor pulls out his lightsaber and cuts Dumbledore’s wand in half. He then slices up the wizard’s torso, splitting him open. Dave Bowman then appears in front of the Emperor ready to put an end to his destruction. Prior to the match, Head Coach Napoleon Bonaparte ordered Gandalf the Gray to protect Palpatine, regardless of the animosity between the two. Gandalf reluctantly agreed, knowing that Palpatine was a vital part of their team. Gandalf rushes in and starts hitting the Starchild with rays of magic from his staff. The Emperor concentrates all of his power into a massive arc of Force lightning towards Bowman as well. The buildings around them begin to shake and fall apart due to the sheer power that is being exerted by the three combatants. Dozer #1, Storm Trooper #51 and Boots are all crushed by the falling debris. Dave Bowman sees the destruction that he is contributing to and decides to sacrifice himself for the greater good. Then in an instant, Bowman, Gandalf and Emperor Palpatine are erased from this plane of existence, leaving behind nothing but a smoldering crater in the ground. Meanwhile, the battle has spread to the grassland portion of the battlefield. Huma Dragonbane rides low over the nearby body of water upon his Red Dragon, which proves to be disastrous. The Sando Aqua Monster leaps out of the water and chomps down on the neck of the Red Dragon. Huma is thrown from the dragon into the water below. Huma is then dragged underwater to his demise by Jaws. Using his machine gun umbrella, Penguin starts peppering the field with bullets, but doing very little damage. Spider-Man uses his webbing to ensnare Penguin and asks “A machine gun umbrella? You’ve got to be kidding me? And I thought I had lame bad guys!” He then punches the Penguin’s monocle into his brain, killing him. Bizarro Superman then splashes down into the water and immediately goes after Jaws. He swims towards it at extremely high speeds and encases the shark in a block of ice with his freeze vision. The shark sinks to the bottom of the sea. The Sando Aqua Monster then swallows Bizarro whole, but just like when he was accidentally eaten by the Cloverfield Monster, Bizarro punches his way out of the stomach of the giant creature, killing it in the process. Bizarro flies out of the water, only to be knocked into space by an uppercut courtesy of Wonder Woman. She then turns her attention to the rest of the Commandos. Wonder Woman is still infuriated by the criticism she received after her actions in Week Nine against Better Than All of You, goes on a bloody warpath. Dressed in her Amazonian battle gear for such an important fight, she charges into battle, carving a path through the Commandos. She dispatches Dora the Explorer and Backpack in such a gruesome manner, that it’s best not described. Hannah Montana stands her ground, not backing down from Wonder Woman, even though she is sure to die. But before they engage each other, Wonder Girl steps in and wants a piece of the schizophrenic tween. Wonder Woman backs off and takes to the skies, heading for the desert. From the looks of things it would seem that this match-up would turn into one of those annoying high school hallway slap and hair pull fights, but this fight couldn’t be further from that. Hannah kicks Wonder Girl square into the gut and tackles her to the ground. This would be Miley’s only offensive attack. Wonder Girl tosses Hannah off of her back and quickly snaps her neck. Once Wonder Woman arrives in the desert, she sees Duncan Idaho Mentat Ghola #12 and Allia Atreides facing off against Luminara Unduli and Baress Offee. Much to the Jedi’s surprise, but Duncan and Allia are dodging every lightsaber swing and thrust. Then they almost simultaneously pull a spin/roll move around the Jedi, sticking their crysknives up underneath the base of the Jedi’s skulls. Their victory however, is short lived, as Agamemnon and Juno blow them away with their rockets. Wonder Woman is then tackled from behind by Bizarro who has come back down from space. They both crash into the sand below. Bizarro then lands several hard punches to the Amazon Princess. Out of the corner of her eye, Wonder Woman notices the two fallen Jedi’s lightsabers sticking out of the sand. She narrowly escapes Bizarro’s attempt to stomp the life out of her, and grabs the two lightsabers. Diana jumps to her feet and plunges the lightsabers deep into Bizarro’s chest. An exhausted Wonder Woman is then targeted by Agamemnon and Juno. But then in a kamikaze dive bomb, Skyfire swoops in from the heavens and takes out the Cymeks as well as himself. The battle continues to rage on in the grassland, where Poison Ivy has Ms. Marvel and Maxima both tangled up in the grass. Ms. Marvel manages to break one of her hands free and kills Poison Ivy with a vicious energy blast. They both quickly free themselves and take to the air. Spider-Man back flips over Posh Spice and suffocates her with a web mask as he quips, “You know I always liked Ginger Spice the best. There’s just something about those redheads.” Maxima and Ms. Marvel are intercepted by the Sentinel, Alan Scott. He blasts Maxima hard leading her to crash to her death against a huge glacier in the Artic. Ms. Marvel attempts to hit Alan Scott with some energy bolts, but he puts up a green force field. Ms. Marvel is unrelenting though, and keeps the blasts coming. She eventually breaks through the force field and just lights him up with energy blasts, killing the original Green Lantern. Qui Gon Jinn leads Spider-Man, General Grievous, and Ms. Marvel into the Artic part of the battlefield with victory in their sights. All of a sudden, Spider-Man’s “spidey-sense” starts going off, but it’s too late. General Grievous is shot multiple times by what appears to be just a snow bank. As Grievous falls, Qui Gon realizes that there are Snow Troopers camouflaged in the snow. He orders Ms. Marvel to open fire on the snow back in front of them. Once the smoke clears, five Snow Trooper bodies lie in the melting snow. Just then, the frozen earth beneath them begins to quake. Over the horizon rolls Hecate. Using a heat seeker, Hecate locks onto Spider-Man and blows him away. Ms. Marvel then flies through the air evading everything Hecate is firing at her. She lands on her and starts punching through her tank body. She finally rips open a hole in her armor, only to find a self destruct bomb (which was placed inside Hecate prior to battle as a fail-safe), which its timer is on 00:02. In a massive explosion, both Hecate and Ms. Marvel perish. Qui Gon Jinn immediately seizes the opportunity to end this battle and attacks the battered Wonder Woman who has just arrived from the desert. Lucky for her, she has held onto the two lightsabers she acquired earlier. She blocks Qui Gon’s attack, but is extremely worn out and hurt from her battle with Bizarro. Qui Gon knocks the lightsabers out of her hands and swings his lightsaber down at her. But Wonder Woman is able to block the attack with her bracelets. The Jedi moves in to finish her off, but Wonder Girl flies in and lassos Qui Gon’s arm preventing him from killing Wonder Woman. Qui Gon flips his lightsaber to his free hand and severs the golden lasso. He then uses the Force to pull Wonder Girl to him and stabs her in the chest, right in front of the wounded Wonder Woman. This sends Diana over the edge. She leaps to her feet, working off of pure adrenaline, and snaps Qui Gon’s neck, actually turning his head around at 180 degrees.
LE’ NAPOLEON’S BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCES!
Friday, May 9, 2008
HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ISSUE STATEMENT
Darkseid's Statement
This statement was obtained recently by our reporters at Fantasy Fantasy Center after Horsemen of Apokolips Designated Leader Darkseid was asked if he had anything to say to the members of Team Fred before their battle this weekend.
This statement was obtained recently by our reporters at Fantasy Fantasy Center after Horsemen of Apokolips Designated Leader Darkseid was asked if he had anything to say to the members of Team Fred before their battle this weekend.
Thursday, May 8, 2008
BREAKING NEWS: LE' NAPOLEON'S BRIGADE PRESS CONFERENCE
In light of recent events, Head Coach of Le' Napoleon's Brigade, Napoleon Bonaparte, would like to hold a brief press conference before his team's upcoming quarterfinals match.
(In enters Napoleon, followed by key team members Alan Scott, Wonder Woman, Poison Ivy, Gandalf and Even Piell- because Napoleon didn't want to be the shortest person in the room.)
Good evening everyone: The reason I have called you all here tonight is to squash any rumors about our unfortunate loss in the water battle vs. Better Than All of You last week. Rumors have been spread between the locker rooms that Wonder Woman went against my advice when she retreated from this match. These allegations are by all means false and should be put to a stop immediately. We are a very tight knit team and we always work together, Wonder Woman was simply looking out for the well being of her team mates and friends. However, I don't want the rest of you thinking we're a bunch of f***ing wimps who don't know how to fight so let it be known that this sort of behavior will not be tolerated from my team again, NOT IN THE PLAYOFFS!!! THE PLAYOFFS ARE FOR WINNING!! I trained this team to fight and to fight to the death and that is what they will do!!! LE' NAPOLEON'S BRIGADE WILL NEVER RETREAT AGAIN!!! Thank you for your time and good luck to all of you in the playoffs.
(Napoleon steps off the stool he was standing on to reach the microphone and slowly exits the conference rooms.)
In light of recent events, Head Coach of Le' Napoleon's Brigade, Napoleon Bonaparte, would like to hold a brief press conference before his team's upcoming quarterfinals match.
(In enters Napoleon, followed by key team members Alan Scott, Wonder Woman, Poison Ivy, Gandalf and Even Piell- because Napoleon didn't want to be the shortest person in the room.)
Good evening everyone: The reason I have called you all here tonight is to squash any rumors about our unfortunate loss in the water battle vs. Better Than All of You last week. Rumors have been spread between the locker rooms that Wonder Woman went against my advice when she retreated from this match. These allegations are by all means false and should be put to a stop immediately. We are a very tight knit team and we always work together, Wonder Woman was simply looking out for the well being of her team mates and friends. However, I don't want the rest of you thinking we're a bunch of f***ing wimps who don't know how to fight so let it be known that this sort of behavior will not be tolerated from my team again, NOT IN THE PLAYOFFS!!! THE PLAYOFFS ARE FOR WINNING!! I trained this team to fight and to fight to the death and that is what they will do!!! LE' NAPOLEON'S BRIGADE WILL NEVER RETREAT AGAIN!!! Thank you for your time and good luck to all of you in the playoffs.
(Napoleon steps off the stool he was standing on to reach the microphone and slowly exits the conference rooms.)
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
2008 PLAYOFFS
AMERICAN LEAGUE & NATIONAL LEAGUE
QUARTERFINALS
Setting: Mixed (Grassland, Water, Desert, Artic, City and Space)
Points: 500
Prize: Stealth Bomber
CONSOLATION BRACKET: WEEK ONE
Setting: The Infield at Comerica Park
Points: 20
Prize: Speeder Bike
Guest Reporter: Nick Houslander
The Syracuse Valley Vs. The Untouchables
Alice's Wonder Team Vs. The Right Wing
Reign Supremacy Vs. The Legion of Doom
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Outsiders
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Le' Napoleon's Brigade Vs. The Syracuse Valley
Le' Napoleon's Brigade is Poison Ivy, Alan Scott and Bo Jackson
The Syracuse Valley is Soundwave, Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, Ratbat, Hammer Bros. #1 & 2, Little Goomba #1, and Treasure Troll #4.
Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade leap into action right away. Poison Ivy uses her powers to strangle the life out of Hammer Brother #2, Little Goomba #1, and Treasure Troll #4 with the grass itself. Bo Jackson races across the battlefield like he’s running for a touchdown. (Because Bo knows running.) With a mighty swing, he belts Hammer Brother #1 up high into the air, causing him to slam into Ratbat, killing them both. Bo then picks up two hammers from the fallen Hammer Bros. and throws them as hard as he can (because Bo knows throwing) at Laserbeak and Buzzsaw. They both are beheaded by the hammers. Ravage pounces on top of Bo and pins him to the ground, but Bo punches through Ravage’s underbelly, destroying his spark. (Because Bo knows circuitry) Rumble and Frenzy both slam down to the ground on opposite sides of Bo Jackson. “Does Bo know death match?” asks Rumble. Before Bo can muster an answer, both Rumble and Frenzy transform their arms into pistons and slam them into Bo’s skull, turning it into pulp. “I guess Bo just knows death, HA!” chuckles Frenzy. Rumble and Frenzy then start pounding the ground causing the ground to open up, swallowing Poison Ivy. But she was able to have the roots that were jutting out from the cracked earth to catch in a web of tangled roots. She climbs out of the opening and has the grass and weeds entangle the two Transformers. This allows Alan Scott to fly in and blast them with several bolts of green energy at their chests, killing them both. Soundwave then uses his concussion blaster at full strength, blowing away Poison Ivy. Soundwave takes to the air to battle Alan Scott. The Golden Age Green Lantern then encases himself in armor, much like that of the one he wore in Kingdom Come. He uses his long broad sword to impale the Decepticon, killing the final member of The Syracuse Valley.
LE’ NAPOLEON’S BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!
The Syracuse Valley is Soundwave, Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, Ratbat, Hammer Bros. #1 & 2, Little Goomba #1, and Treasure Troll #4.
Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade leap into action right away. Poison Ivy uses her powers to strangle the life out of Hammer Brother #2, Little Goomba #1, and Treasure Troll #4 with the grass itself. Bo Jackson races across the battlefield like he’s running for a touchdown. (Because Bo knows running.) With a mighty swing, he belts Hammer Brother #1 up high into the air, causing him to slam into Ratbat, killing them both. Bo then picks up two hammers from the fallen Hammer Bros. and throws them as hard as he can (because Bo knows throwing) at Laserbeak and Buzzsaw. They both are beheaded by the hammers. Ravage pounces on top of Bo and pins him to the ground, but Bo punches through Ravage’s underbelly, destroying his spark. (Because Bo knows circuitry) Rumble and Frenzy both slam down to the ground on opposite sides of Bo Jackson. “Does Bo know death match?” asks Rumble. Before Bo can muster an answer, both Rumble and Frenzy transform their arms into pistons and slam them into Bo’s skull, turning it into pulp. “I guess Bo just knows death, HA!” chuckles Frenzy. Rumble and Frenzy then start pounding the ground causing the ground to open up, swallowing Poison Ivy. But she was able to have the roots that were jutting out from the cracked earth to catch in a web of tangled roots. She climbs out of the opening and has the grass and weeds entangle the two Transformers. This allows Alan Scott to fly in and blast them with several bolts of green energy at their chests, killing them both. Soundwave then uses his concussion blaster at full strength, blowing away Poison Ivy. Soundwave takes to the air to battle Alan Scott. The Golden Age Green Lantern then encases himself in armor, much like that of the one he wore in Kingdom Come. He uses his long broad sword to impale the Decepticon, killing the final member of The Syracuse Valley.
LE’ NAPOLEON’S BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!
Match of The Week: The Right Wing Vs. Better Than All of You
The Right Wing is Duncan Idaho Ghola #6, Green Goblin, Capt. Panaka, Mikhail, & Scrappy-Doo.
Better Than All of You is Green Lantern, Ghost Rider, & Ork #1.
Green Lantern and Green Goblin both take flight and start having an all out green energy vs. pumpkin bomb battle but niether of them are able to hit the other one with enough force to do any real damage. Ork #1 uses his scimitar to slice open Mikhail's skull but Capt. Panaka quickly avenges him as he blasts the Ork right between the eyes with his blaster. Ghost Rider comes riding by leaving a trail of fire behind him and wraps his chain around the neck of Panaka. He pulls him down to the ground and snaps his neck in the process. Duncan Idaho is using a lasgun in an attempt to help out the Green Goblin in his fight against Green Lantern when Ghost Rider comes driving up on him ready to attack. Ghost Rider is about to run right over Duncan Idaho when Scrappy comes jumping on to the back of Ghost Rider yelling "puppy power". Scrappy burns up on the firey head of Ghost Rider but he also makes him lose control and go flying off of his devilish motorcycle. This selfless act committed by Scrappy-Doo gives Duncan Idaho the oppurtunity to take his ancient Atreides sword and stab it into the chest of Ghost Rider before he can get up off of the ground. Green Lantern flies higher into the air and gets Green Goblin to follow him. Once they are several thousand feet above the ground Green Lantern uses his ring to blast the Green Goblin's glider out from under him. Green Goblin attempts to throw a few more pumpkin bombs as he is falling but Green Lantern is able to deflect them with a shield created by his power ring. Green Goblin then plummets to his doom. Green Lantern then flies back down to the grassy surface to do battle with Duncan Idaho. Idaho manages to dodge a few blasts from Green Lantern's ring but in this environment there is very little he can use against Green Lantern's abilities. Idaho unloads his lasgun at the Hal Jordan but is unable to hit him as he zips through the night sky evading every blast. Green Lantern finally finishes off the ghola of the great Atreides weapons master by crushing him with a huge green fist.
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS!
Better Than All of You is Green Lantern, Ghost Rider, & Ork #1.
Green Lantern and Green Goblin both take flight and start having an all out green energy vs. pumpkin bomb battle but niether of them are able to hit the other one with enough force to do any real damage. Ork #1 uses his scimitar to slice open Mikhail's skull but Capt. Panaka quickly avenges him as he blasts the Ork right between the eyes with his blaster. Ghost Rider comes riding by leaving a trail of fire behind him and wraps his chain around the neck of Panaka. He pulls him down to the ground and snaps his neck in the process. Duncan Idaho is using a lasgun in an attempt to help out the Green Goblin in his fight against Green Lantern when Ghost Rider comes driving up on him ready to attack. Ghost Rider is about to run right over Duncan Idaho when Scrappy comes jumping on to the back of Ghost Rider yelling "puppy power". Scrappy burns up on the firey head of Ghost Rider but he also makes him lose control and go flying off of his devilish motorcycle. This selfless act committed by Scrappy-Doo gives Duncan Idaho the oppurtunity to take his ancient Atreides sword and stab it into the chest of Ghost Rider before he can get up off of the ground. Green Lantern flies higher into the air and gets Green Goblin to follow him. Once they are several thousand feet above the ground Green Lantern uses his ring to blast the Green Goblin's glider out from under him. Green Goblin attempts to throw a few more pumpkin bombs as he is falling but Green Lantern is able to deflect them with a shield created by his power ring. Green Goblin then plummets to his doom. Green Lantern then flies back down to the grassy surface to do battle with Duncan Idaho. Idaho manages to dodge a few blasts from Green Lantern's ring but in this environment there is very little he can use against Green Lantern's abilities. Idaho unloads his lasgun at the Hal Jordan but is unable to hit him as he zips through the night sky evading every blast. Green Lantern finally finishes off the ghola of the great Atreides weapons master by crushing him with a huge green fist.
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS!
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both World's" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
Hannah and Barack's Commandos are Hannah Montana, Barack Obama, Bryan Beckerman, Sydney Pouttier, Micheal Vick, John Turner, Chevell, David Beckham, Brangelina w/ Zahara, Pax, Maddox, & Shiloh, Venus & Serena Williams, Dora the Explorer w/ Backpack & Boots, Dozer #1, & Jar Jar Binks.
Brock's Murderflies are Mystery Inc: Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy, & Scooby-Doo w/ Scooby Dumb, Howard the Duck, Dorf, Ron Popeil, & Ewok #4-33.
Micheal Vick instantly runs up to both Scooby-Doo and his cousin Scooby-dumb and begins electrocuting them. He then throws the 2 of them into a basin of water and starts drowning the 2 of them while he is yelling "Now the 2 of you are gonna fight each other". When he finds that Scooby & Dumby will not fight each other he hits them both with baseball bats and kills them. Shaggy then goes crazy and attacks Vick. He strangles the former QB and then in a rage starts to bite his jugular vein as he screams "You want a dog fight, like I'll be the dog and you be the milk bone". A dog lover until the end the blood soaked Shaggy leads his fellow dog lovers Fred, Velma, and Daphne in a wild charge against the commandos going completely against King Leonidas' plan. Mystery Inc. pulls out their knives and Shaggy begins the attack as he slits the throat of John Turner. Velma takes a little to much pleasure in the cruel act of stepping on poor Dozer #1 and Fred and Daphne do not do much to help their kid friendly image as they kill Zahara & Pax. Their rampage is ended as Venus and Serena bash in the heads of Daphne and Velma with their tennis rackets and Chevell uses his hockey stick to cave in the skull of Fred. Although it takes the combined forces of Hannah and Barack to take out the blood drunk Shaggy before he can do any more damage. The Murderflies battlefield general Howard the Duck and his Colonel Dorf order the use of their secret weapon. Ron Popeil comes rolling out in his new M.E.A.L. deal (the mobile ewok assault launcher). Ron Popeil uses his new patented Ronco machine to start launching the ewoks into the Commando's area. Dora and Boots lead the attack as they struggle to defend against the onslaught of flying ewoks. The ewok casualties are high as many of them land head first but the plan seems to work as the ewoks kill Sydney Pouttier, David Beckham, Angelina Jolie, and Maddox simply by colliding into them. Some of the ewoks that survive the launching process grab their spears and start doing battle with the commandos swarming the Williams sisters, Brad Pitt, and Miley Cyrus's consigliere Bryan Beckerman (yeah Beckerman you were killed by ewoks; deal with it). Howard the Duck gets sick of standing around so he runs into the fray to try to rally the ewok forces. Howard takes out Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and then dodges a vicious goalie stick attack from the genetically enhanced Tim Cheveldae pre-immell clone Chevell and then finishes him off with a quack-fu roundhouse kick to the head which breaks his goalie mask as well as his face. Barack Obama yells to his troops that they need to do something to stop the M.E.A.L. and Dora and comes up with the idea to use a boomba. "Meesa no gotta boomba" Boots says, so Hannah Montana asks Jar Jar if he has a boomba but he gets hit in the face with a flying ewok before he can even say something stupid. His only boomba then goes rolling on the ground as Dora and Howard the Duck both go racing after it knowing that the match depends on it. Howard is about to beat her to the punch when Boots jumps out and bites Howard in the neck killing the talking duck. Dora grabs the Boomba and puts it into backpack. Ron Popeil unholsters his single shot prototype monkey dehydrator and shoots it at Boots turning him into a delicious monkey snack that can be enjoyed now or saved for later. Barack and Hannah fight back to back against many ewoks as they both yell to Dora that it is up to her to stop the Ronco M.E.A.L. Little do they know that The Murderflies are actually out of ewoks to shoot at the oncoming Dora who is racing toward the ewok shooting machine. It is at this moment when almost all hope has faded for the Murderflies when Dorf turns to Ron Popeil and says "Ron, we're out of ewoks, you'll have to shoot me at them" Ron replies with "No Dorf! You are to important"; but Dorf insists as he loads himself into the ewok launcher. Popeil carefully takes aim with his new machine and shoots Dorf at Dora right before she releases the boomba toward the M.E.A.L. breaking both of their necks on impact do to how close range the shot was and causing the boomba to fall back onto the backpack destroying the living book carrier as well and eliminating the last hope of the Commandos. Ewoks #9, 11, 16, & 30 swarm Barack and Hannah to finish off the fight but those 4 along with the passed out Ewok #5 and Ron Popeil are the only team-members left alive to celebrate the fact that:
BROCK SAMPSON'S FIGHTING MURDERFLIES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Brock's Murderflies are Mystery Inc: Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy, & Scooby-Doo w/ Scooby Dumb, Howard the Duck, Dorf, Ron Popeil, & Ewok #4-33.
Micheal Vick instantly runs up to both Scooby-Doo and his cousin Scooby-dumb and begins electrocuting them. He then throws the 2 of them into a basin of water and starts drowning the 2 of them while he is yelling "Now the 2 of you are gonna fight each other". When he finds that Scooby & Dumby will not fight each other he hits them both with baseball bats and kills them. Shaggy then goes crazy and attacks Vick. He strangles the former QB and then in a rage starts to bite his jugular vein as he screams "You want a dog fight, like I'll be the dog and you be the milk bone". A dog lover until the end the blood soaked Shaggy leads his fellow dog lovers Fred, Velma, and Daphne in a wild charge against the commandos going completely against King Leonidas' plan. Mystery Inc. pulls out their knives and Shaggy begins the attack as he slits the throat of John Turner. Velma takes a little to much pleasure in the cruel act of stepping on poor Dozer #1 and Fred and Daphne do not do much to help their kid friendly image as they kill Zahara & Pax. Their rampage is ended as Venus and Serena bash in the heads of Daphne and Velma with their tennis rackets and Chevell uses his hockey stick to cave in the skull of Fred. Although it takes the combined forces of Hannah and Barack to take out the blood drunk Shaggy before he can do any more damage. The Murderflies battlefield general Howard the Duck and his Colonel Dorf order the use of their secret weapon. Ron Popeil comes rolling out in his new M.E.A.L. deal (the mobile ewok assault launcher). Ron Popeil uses his new patented Ronco machine to start launching the ewoks into the Commando's area. Dora and Boots lead the attack as they struggle to defend against the onslaught of flying ewoks. The ewok casualties are high as many of them land head first but the plan seems to work as the ewoks kill Sydney Pouttier, David Beckham, Angelina Jolie, and Maddox simply by colliding into them. Some of the ewoks that survive the launching process grab their spears and start doing battle with the commandos swarming the Williams sisters, Brad Pitt, and Miley Cyrus's consigliere Bryan Beckerman (yeah Beckerman you were killed by ewoks; deal with it). Howard the Duck gets sick of standing around so he runs into the fray to try to rally the ewok forces. Howard takes out Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and then dodges a vicious goalie stick attack from the genetically enhanced Tim Cheveldae pre-immell clone Chevell and then finishes him off with a quack-fu roundhouse kick to the head which breaks his goalie mask as well as his face. Barack Obama yells to his troops that they need to do something to stop the M.E.A.L. and Dora and comes up with the idea to use a boomba. "Meesa no gotta boomba" Boots says, so Hannah Montana asks Jar Jar if he has a boomba but he gets hit in the face with a flying ewok before he can even say something stupid. His only boomba then goes rolling on the ground as Dora and Howard the Duck both go racing after it knowing that the match depends on it. Howard is about to beat her to the punch when Boots jumps out and bites Howard in the neck killing the talking duck. Dora grabs the Boomba and puts it into backpack. Ron Popeil unholsters his single shot prototype monkey dehydrator and shoots it at Boots turning him into a delicious monkey snack that can be enjoyed now or saved for later. Barack and Hannah fight back to back against many ewoks as they both yell to Dora that it is up to her to stop the Ronco M.E.A.L. Little do they know that The Murderflies are actually out of ewoks to shoot at the oncoming Dora who is racing toward the ewok shooting machine. It is at this moment when almost all hope has faded for the Murderflies when Dorf turns to Ron Popeil and says "Ron, we're out of ewoks, you'll have to shoot me at them" Ron replies with "No Dorf! You are to important"; but Dorf insists as he loads himself into the ewok launcher. Popeil carefully takes aim with his new machine and shoots Dorf at Dora right before she releases the boomba toward the M.E.A.L. breaking both of their necks on impact do to how close range the shot was and causing the boomba to fall back onto the backpack destroying the living book carrier as well and eliminating the last hope of the Commandos. Ewoks #9, 11, 16, & 30 swarm Barack and Hannah to finish off the fight but those 4 along with the passed out Ewok #5 and Ron Popeil are the only team-members left alive to celebrate the fact that:
BROCK SAMPSON'S FIGHTING MURDERFLIES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Monday, May 5, 2008
George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Legion of Doom
George Washington's Slaves are Yoda, Al Dogg, A.C. Slater, & William Wallace.
The Legion of Doom is Darth Bain & Paul Atreides.
Yoda and William Wallace start charging The Legion of Doom thinking that the rest of their team is following behind but they turn around to see that Al Dogg is already dead and that for some reason Slater felt the need to start burying him. Darth Bain pulls out his red lightsaber and swings at Yoda as he is jumping towards him but Yoda does a flip into the air and lands on the shoulders of the Sith Lord before he can react. In an act that proves that the dark side, although quicker, easier, and more seductive is not more powerful; the Jedi Master uses his force aided strength to stab his green lightsaber into the back of Lord Bain's neck to kill him. Paul knocks William Wallace to the ground but before he can finish him off with his wierding ways Yoda force pushes him out of the way. Slater helps Wallace get up but they decide that there is not much they can do to help Yoda against Paul as the 2 fighters move around each other with amazing speed. Both of them appear to have amazingly fast reflexes do to the fact that they can see what their opponent is doing before he does it, but it is actually superior weaponry that wins this battle as Yoda uses his lightsaber to cut Paul's crysknife in half before he can use it on the Jedi Master. Yoda then finishes off the son of The Atreides Duke by removing his head.
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Legion of Doom is Darth Bain & Paul Atreides.
Yoda and William Wallace start charging The Legion of Doom thinking that the rest of their team is following behind but they turn around to see that Al Dogg is already dead and that for some reason Slater felt the need to start burying him. Darth Bain pulls out his red lightsaber and swings at Yoda as he is jumping towards him but Yoda does a flip into the air and lands on the shoulders of the Sith Lord before he can react. In an act that proves that the dark side, although quicker, easier, and more seductive is not more powerful; the Jedi Master uses his force aided strength to stab his green lightsaber into the back of Lord Bain's neck to kill him. Paul knocks William Wallace to the ground but before he can finish him off with his wierding ways Yoda force pushes him out of the way. Slater helps Wallace get up but they decide that there is not much they can do to help Yoda against Paul as the 2 fighters move around each other with amazing speed. Both of them appear to have amazingly fast reflexes do to the fact that they can see what their opponent is doing before he does it, but it is actually superior weaponry that wins this battle as Yoda uses his lightsaber to cut Paul's crysknife in half before he can use it on the Jedi Master. Yoda then finishes off the son of The Atreides Duke by removing his head.
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Untouchables Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips
The Untouchables are The Fantastic Four: Mr. Fantastic (designated leader), Invisible Woman, Human Torch & The Thing, & Storm Trooper #1.
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Supergirl (designated leader), Fremen #7, & Amazon #11.
Supergirl under orders from Head Coach Vandal Savage does not rush in to the battle right away but instead opts to hang back while Fremen #7 & Amazon #11 both go charging in. Storm Trooper #1 takes a shot at the Amazon and grazes her arm but before he can get another shot off Fremen #7 uses his maula pistol to shoot back. After fighting many Sardakaur terror troops he knows exactly where to aim to take out the armored trooper with 3 quick shots. The Fremen and The Amazon then rush in towards the Fantastic 4, while Supergirl takes to the air to wait for the perfect time to attack. The 2 fierce fighters go after Invisible Woman first but she defends herself easily with her invisible shield. When her husband Mr. Fantastic starts stretching her way to come and aid her is when Supergirl flies down at an amazing speed to lend a hand. Human Torch says out loud "look how fast she's moving" which prompts Supergirl to go slightly out of character and say "yeah, I can really burn rubber" as she fries Mr. Fantastic with her heat vision. Invisible Woman is both furious and heart-broken at this sight which causes her to send a huge rush of invisible power toward the airborn Supergirl, which sends Supergirl flying backward through the air, but although this act of rage works to hurt Supergirl it also leaves Invisible Woman open to attack as The Fremen rushes in with his crysknife drawn to stab her underneath the chin and into her brain. The Thing decides that it is indeed "clobberin time" as he claps his hands togeather on Amazon #11's head to crush her skull. Although Untouchables Head Caoach Commissioner Gordon put togeather a very good 75 point squad, Head Coach Vandal Savage's plan seems to be working. The plan he laid out stated simply that they are called the Fantastic 4 for a reason; so if they can be seperated, they can be defeated. Human Torch takes to the air to fight against Supergirl while Fremen #7 tries to avoid the huge swings from the solid rock arms of The Thing. Fremen #7 stabs his crysknife into the chest of The Thing but the tooth of the mighty Sandworm shatters on impact. The Fremen takes this as a sign from Shai Halud that this fight is over. He is then proven right as The Thing punches him in the face to kill him. Human Torch flies in close to Supergirl but he underestimates her ability to withstand the extreme temperatures that he is creating. She disregards the heat as she grabs Human Torch and breaks his neck. She then Flies down to The Thing who is ready for her attack. He lands a punch to the chest of Supergirl which sends her backward but she gets back up. As she is walking back to The Thing Ben Grimm yells "want a little more sweetheart", but Supergirl is not afraid. They begin trading blows but much to the suprise of The Thing, and despite the appearances of the 2 combatants Supergirl proves to be both the stronger and the more durable of the 2 as she bloodies her 2 poweful hands in the act of bringing down her fists onto The Thing's head to crack his neck.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Supergirl (designated leader), Fremen #7, & Amazon #11.
Supergirl under orders from Head Coach Vandal Savage does not rush in to the battle right away but instead opts to hang back while Fremen #7 & Amazon #11 both go charging in. Storm Trooper #1 takes a shot at the Amazon and grazes her arm but before he can get another shot off Fremen #7 uses his maula pistol to shoot back. After fighting many Sardakaur terror troops he knows exactly where to aim to take out the armored trooper with 3 quick shots. The Fremen and The Amazon then rush in towards the Fantastic 4, while Supergirl takes to the air to wait for the perfect time to attack. The 2 fierce fighters go after Invisible Woman first but she defends herself easily with her invisible shield. When her husband Mr. Fantastic starts stretching her way to come and aid her is when Supergirl flies down at an amazing speed to lend a hand. Human Torch says out loud "look how fast she's moving" which prompts Supergirl to go slightly out of character and say "yeah, I can really burn rubber" as she fries Mr. Fantastic with her heat vision. Invisible Woman is both furious and heart-broken at this sight which causes her to send a huge rush of invisible power toward the airborn Supergirl, which sends Supergirl flying backward through the air, but although this act of rage works to hurt Supergirl it also leaves Invisible Woman open to attack as The Fremen rushes in with his crysknife drawn to stab her underneath the chin and into her brain. The Thing decides that it is indeed "clobberin time" as he claps his hands togeather on Amazon #11's head to crush her skull. Although Untouchables Head Caoach Commissioner Gordon put togeather a very good 75 point squad, Head Coach Vandal Savage's plan seems to be working. The plan he laid out stated simply that they are called the Fantastic 4 for a reason; so if they can be seperated, they can be defeated. Human Torch takes to the air to fight against Supergirl while Fremen #7 tries to avoid the huge swings from the solid rock arms of The Thing. Fremen #7 stabs his crysknife into the chest of The Thing but the tooth of the mighty Sandworm shatters on impact. The Fremen takes this as a sign from Shai Halud that this fight is over. He is then proven right as The Thing punches him in the face to kill him. Human Torch flies in close to Supergirl but he underestimates her ability to withstand the extreme temperatures that he is creating. She disregards the heat as she grabs Human Torch and breaks his neck. She then Flies down to The Thing who is ready for her attack. He lands a punch to the chest of Supergirl which sends her backward but she gets back up. As she is walking back to The Thing Ben Grimm yells "want a little more sweetheart", but Supergirl is not afraid. They begin trading blows but much to the suprise of The Thing, and despite the appearances of the 2 combatants Supergirl proves to be both the stronger and the more durable of the 2 as she bloodies her 2 poweful hands in the act of bringing down her fists onto The Thing's head to crack his neck.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Sunday, May 4, 2008
The Outsiders Vs. TEAM
The Outsiders are Blue Wizard #1 (designated leader), Grima Wormtongue, Nightsister Sith Witch #15, & Dozer #15.
TEAM is Superman (designated leader), Jet Li, & Dozer #7.
Dozer's #7 & 15 rush in and begin pounding on each other as they both fall to the ground and begin rolling around in the grass punching each other repeatedely. I am sure that this fight is truly amazing but since the 2" blades of grass are now above their heads, I am unable to report on how great it is. The Blue Wizard and Wormtongue both focus their powers on Superman, lighting up the sky with a blue glow and knocking Superman to his knees by exploiting his weakness to magical power. Jet Li ducks beneath the blue light and kicks Blue Wizard in the stomach, knocking him to the ground. The Blue Wizard then hits Jet Li with his staff pinning him down on the wet grass but Jet Li still manages to sweep the legs of Wormtongue, who inadvertantly falls on top of the 2 dozers killing them both. The Nightsister Sith Witch runs in to help. She shoots Jet Li with a quick burst of Sith Lightning which then makes him an easy target for her to use her red lightsaber to finish him off quickly, but his death is not in vain as Superman uses this brief reprieve from magical attack to fly in and punch The Blue wizard in the head and crack his skull. Wormtongue attempts to cast an attack spell toward Superman, but without the Blue Wizard's power fueling his own he is not powerful enough to effect Superman who burns him up with a blast of heat vision. The Sith Witch comes from behind using all the dark power she has to send her into the fastest force speed attack she has ever done in order to go for Superman's head with her lightsaber but it is still just barely to slow as Superman ducks out of the way just in time. A few locks of Superman's dark hair that were cut by the lightsaber, which came to close for comfort for the last son of Krypton come slowly falling to the ground as he turns to uppercut Nightsister Sith Witch #15 instantly killing her.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!
TEAM is Superman (designated leader), Jet Li, & Dozer #7.
Dozer's #7 & 15 rush in and begin pounding on each other as they both fall to the ground and begin rolling around in the grass punching each other repeatedely. I am sure that this fight is truly amazing but since the 2" blades of grass are now above their heads, I am unable to report on how great it is. The Blue Wizard and Wormtongue both focus their powers on Superman, lighting up the sky with a blue glow and knocking Superman to his knees by exploiting his weakness to magical power. Jet Li ducks beneath the blue light and kicks Blue Wizard in the stomach, knocking him to the ground. The Blue Wizard then hits Jet Li with his staff pinning him down on the wet grass but Jet Li still manages to sweep the legs of Wormtongue, who inadvertantly falls on top of the 2 dozers killing them both. The Nightsister Sith Witch runs in to help. She shoots Jet Li with a quick burst of Sith Lightning which then makes him an easy target for her to use her red lightsaber to finish him off quickly, but his death is not in vain as Superman uses this brief reprieve from magical attack to fly in and punch The Blue wizard in the head and crack his skull. Wormtongue attempts to cast an attack spell toward Superman, but without the Blue Wizard's power fueling his own he is not powerful enough to effect Superman who burns him up with a blast of heat vision. The Sith Witch comes from behind using all the dark power she has to send her into the fastest force speed attack she has ever done in order to go for Superman's head with her lightsaber but it is still just barely to slow as Superman ducks out of the way just in time. A few locks of Superman's dark hair that were cut by the lightsaber, which came to close for comfort for the last son of Krypton come slowly falling to the ground as he turns to uppercut Nightsister Sith Witch #15 instantly killing her.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Fred Vs. Reign Supremacy
Team Fred is Kilowag & Phoenix.
Reign Supremacy is Batman & Robin, & Jedi Knight #36.
Before this match began the talking heads on Fantasy Fantasy Center quipped that Team Fred crammed more skill into 75 points than should be legal in this league and that this match should be over quickly. Kilowag flies in with his whole body coated in green energy and wielding a sword made out of that same energy to fight against Jedi Knight #36's somewhat similar green energy sword. The Jedi proves to be a better fencer as he deflects and parries Kilowag's sword thrusts but eventually the green lantern's power overwhelms the Jedi as he holds up the Jedi's lightsaber defense with the newly created sword, and uses the ring to create a blast of energy to go around and behind Jedi #36 who is unable to defend against the 2 simultaneous attacks. Phoenix wastes no time as well as she instantly flies up to Batman and Robin and unleashes the power of the Phoenix on them. Batman jumps to the side and uses his cape to shield himself from the blinding light of the firey Phoenix which lights up the night sky but Robin is not fast enough nor well-equipped enough to deal with such a force so he burns up in the show of pure mental fury which was unleashed upon him. Kilowag and Phoenix then take to the air and begin shooting a mix of firey mental energy and glowing green energy at the world's greatest detective who bounces around the moist grasslands dodging there every blast, despite fighting in an environment that provides virtually no place to hide. Batman, in a last ditch effort picks up the lightsaber of his fallen comrade Jedi Knight #36 in an attempt to charge at the 2 cosmic powered beings; but despite his fast actions and valiant effort it is impossible to tell who actually gets the credit for the killing of Batman as he is blasted by an amazing combination of power from the dynamic mutant and green lantern duo.
TEAM FRED IS VICTORIOUS!
Reign Supremacy is Batman & Robin, & Jedi Knight #36.
Before this match began the talking heads on Fantasy Fantasy Center quipped that Team Fred crammed more skill into 75 points than should be legal in this league and that this match should be over quickly. Kilowag flies in with his whole body coated in green energy and wielding a sword made out of that same energy to fight against Jedi Knight #36's somewhat similar green energy sword. The Jedi proves to be a better fencer as he deflects and parries Kilowag's sword thrusts but eventually the green lantern's power overwhelms the Jedi as he holds up the Jedi's lightsaber defense with the newly created sword, and uses the ring to create a blast of energy to go around and behind Jedi #36 who is unable to defend against the 2 simultaneous attacks. Phoenix wastes no time as well as she instantly flies up to Batman and Robin and unleashes the power of the Phoenix on them. Batman jumps to the side and uses his cape to shield himself from the blinding light of the firey Phoenix which lights up the night sky but Robin is not fast enough nor well-equipped enough to deal with such a force so he burns up in the show of pure mental fury which was unleashed upon him. Kilowag and Phoenix then take to the air and begin shooting a mix of firey mental energy and glowing green energy at the world's greatest detective who bounces around the moist grasslands dodging there every blast, despite fighting in an environment that provides virtually no place to hide. Batman, in a last ditch effort picks up the lightsaber of his fallen comrade Jedi Knight #36 in an attempt to charge at the 2 cosmic powered beings; but despite his fast actions and valiant effort it is impossible to tell who actually gets the credit for the killing of Batman as he is blasted by an amazing combination of power from the dynamic mutant and green lantern duo.
TEAM FRED IS VICTORIOUS!
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyaatches are Tyrone (Designated Leader), Wolverine and Black Dragon #14.
Alice’s Wonder Team is Extinction Alice (Designated Leader), Carlos Olivera, and Ewok #47.
A thunderstorm has rolled in and is soaking the grass covered battlefield. The thick black clouds blot out the moon and the stars alike. The only light that is offered comes from the bolts of lightning that cracks through the cold night sky. The rain is pouring down so hard, its making it difficult to even see one’s own hand in front of its face. Designated Leader, Tyrone, confidently walks out onto the drenched battlefield, followed closely by Wolverine. Tyrone is then hit right in his big moose nose by a flying rock. This causes the Backyardigan great pain, but does not put him down. “Che womok! Bont nub paamuk!” is heard faintly in the distance. Wolverine uses his keen sense of smell recognized the scent signature of their assailant. “Ewok. This should be easy,” growls Wolverine, as he extrudes his claws. “No, Logan. I’m handling this one. It’s about time I show the Commissioners of the F.F.L. that the Backyardigans are more than a bunch of preschool babies,” replies an angry and focused Tyrone. Alice’s Wonder Team finally reveals themselves, as Carlos Olivera starts riddling Wolverine with bullets. This only sends Wolverine into one of his berserker rages. He leaps through the air, tackling Carlos. He then proceeds to utterly eviscerate the combatant, showing that he truly is “the best at what he does.” Carlos Olivera is now the first participant to be completely eliminated from Fantasy Fantasy League. Extinction Alice then, from behind, drives her two kukri knives deep into the back of Wolverine. Alice tries to use her mental powers to take over Wolverine’s mind, but that is easier said than done. This is due to high level psionic shields implanted by Professor Charles Xavier; Wolverine's mind is highly resistant to telepathic assault and probing. “Nice try, honey. But you’re just not powerful enough to get into this mind,” says Wolverine. Alice then starts attacking him with a flurry of kicks and thrusts from her knives. Wolverine blocks the kicks and catches the kukri knives between his claws. And with a flick of his wrists, cuts her knives into several pieces. A massive lightning bolt lights up the night sky, revealing the last member of B3 to Alice. Black Dragon #14 has been flying overhead waiting for its moment to strike. Now knowing that she will not be able to control Logan’s mind, she attempts to tap into the dragon’s animalistic mind. This too proves difficult to the Wonder Team’s leader, but she eventually succeeds. However this causes her to loose focus on her battle with Wolverine, who uses this distraction to his advantage. He impales Extinction Alice with his claws, actually lifting her up off of her feet. He tosses her down to the ground, leaving her to bleed out. This proves to be a costly mistake. Alice stays alive long enough to control Black Dragon #14 and direct it to attack the X-Man. The dragon dive bombs through the pouring rain towards its own teammate. It sprays Wolverine with acid, but wasn’t able to cover him completely with the corrosive liquid. Wolverine falls to the ground, writhing in pain as the acid eats away at the flesh on his left arm, both legs and the bottom half of his abdomen. The dragon swoops high up into the clouds to make another pass at Wolverine. Tyrone runs up and puts and end to this attack by slamming a big rock onto Extinction Alice’s skull. “That certainly was convenient!” exclaims Tyrone. “Thhhannnnkssss….. littttttle….budddyy,” Wolverine says before passing out from the pain. Luckily for him, the torrential downpour washes the acid away, which allows his healing factor to kick into overdrive. Tyrone now turns his attention the final member of Alice’s Wonder Team, Ewok #447. “By the end of this night, everyone will bear witness to the power of the Backyardigans,” shouts Tyrone. “Ooloo, ooloo. Meechoo e s’eesht weechu con thuks,” replies Ewok #47. The Ewok launches rock after rock at Tyrone, but he evades ever last one of them. Thunder rolls through the sky as lightning rocks the earth beneath the combatants’ feet. The Ewok then picks up his spear, readying himself for the charging Backyardigan. He jabs the spear at Tyrone, but it gets caught in Tyrone’s antlers. Splinters fly through the air as the spear snaps in half from Tyrone quickly jerking his head. Tyrone head butts Ewok #47 as hard as he can, knocking the fur ball to the ground. Ewok #47 pulls bolas from the pouch that is slung around his shoulder. He whips them into the air, ensnaring the charging Tyrone’s legs, sending him splashing into a muddy puddle. Tyrone picks his face up out of the muddy water and spits some blood out of his mouth. He hears the Ewok running at him through the rain. Tyrone mule kicks him with his bound legs. He then grabs the broken spear and cuts the bolas rope, freeing himself. He goes to leap on top of the soaked Ewok, but is pelted in the eyes with some mud that the Ewok flung at him. He wipes the mud from his eyes and races towards Ewok #47, who is charging as well. They trade blows back and forth. Blood mixes with the falling rain at it flies from both fighters. The Ewok grabs Tyrone’s antlers and delivers a vicious front knee strike to the moose’s face. Ewok #47 then jumps onto the fallen Tyrone’s back and holds his face down in a puddle by his antlers. Tyrone’s arms and legs are flaying, trying to break free. He manages to get a hold of the broken spear and stabs the Ewok in the side with it. This causes the Ewok to break his hold on the Backyardigan. Tyrone coughs up some blood and water from his lungs. “Acha, dee fratta choo doo. Yub yub,” says Ewok #47. Black Dragon #14 lands with a mighty stomp by the Ewok, smelling blood and a tasty snack. “NO! Back away! He’s mine!” orders Tyrone, ash he picks himself back up onto his feet. Tyrone grabs the spear out from the Ewok’s side and says “Maybe this will show the Commissioners what a preschool animal is capable of doing.” He raises spear which is already dripping with blood, plunging it deep into Ewok #47’s heart, ending this epic confrontation. “Ya done good kid, says Wolverine as he limps his way over to Tyrone and Black Dragon #14. "That was an excellent grassland adventure, don't you think?" asks Tyrone as he and Wolverine both climb upon the dragon and fly off victorious in their season finale.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGAN BEEYAATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Alice’s Wonder Team is Extinction Alice (Designated Leader), Carlos Olivera, and Ewok #47.
A thunderstorm has rolled in and is soaking the grass covered battlefield. The thick black clouds blot out the moon and the stars alike. The only light that is offered comes from the bolts of lightning that cracks through the cold night sky. The rain is pouring down so hard, its making it difficult to even see one’s own hand in front of its face. Designated Leader, Tyrone, confidently walks out onto the drenched battlefield, followed closely by Wolverine. Tyrone is then hit right in his big moose nose by a flying rock. This causes the Backyardigan great pain, but does not put him down. “Che womok! Bont nub paamuk!” is heard faintly in the distance. Wolverine uses his keen sense of smell recognized the scent signature of their assailant. “Ewok. This should be easy,” growls Wolverine, as he extrudes his claws. “No, Logan. I’m handling this one. It’s about time I show the Commissioners of the F.F.L. that the Backyardigans are more than a bunch of preschool babies,” replies an angry and focused Tyrone. Alice’s Wonder Team finally reveals themselves, as Carlos Olivera starts riddling Wolverine with bullets. This only sends Wolverine into one of his berserker rages. He leaps through the air, tackling Carlos. He then proceeds to utterly eviscerate the combatant, showing that he truly is “the best at what he does.” Carlos Olivera is now the first participant to be completely eliminated from Fantasy Fantasy League. Extinction Alice then, from behind, drives her two kukri knives deep into the back of Wolverine. Alice tries to use her mental powers to take over Wolverine’s mind, but that is easier said than done. This is due to high level psionic shields implanted by Professor Charles Xavier; Wolverine's mind is highly resistant to telepathic assault and probing. “Nice try, honey. But you’re just not powerful enough to get into this mind,” says Wolverine. Alice then starts attacking him with a flurry of kicks and thrusts from her knives. Wolverine blocks the kicks and catches the kukri knives between his claws. And with a flick of his wrists, cuts her knives into several pieces. A massive lightning bolt lights up the night sky, revealing the last member of B3 to Alice. Black Dragon #14 has been flying overhead waiting for its moment to strike. Now knowing that she will not be able to control Logan’s mind, she attempts to tap into the dragon’s animalistic mind. This too proves difficult to the Wonder Team’s leader, but she eventually succeeds. However this causes her to loose focus on her battle with Wolverine, who uses this distraction to his advantage. He impales Extinction Alice with his claws, actually lifting her up off of her feet. He tosses her down to the ground, leaving her to bleed out. This proves to be a costly mistake. Alice stays alive long enough to control Black Dragon #14 and direct it to attack the X-Man. The dragon dive bombs through the pouring rain towards its own teammate. It sprays Wolverine with acid, but wasn’t able to cover him completely with the corrosive liquid. Wolverine falls to the ground, writhing in pain as the acid eats away at the flesh on his left arm, both legs and the bottom half of his abdomen. The dragon swoops high up into the clouds to make another pass at Wolverine. Tyrone runs up and puts and end to this attack by slamming a big rock onto Extinction Alice’s skull. “That certainly was convenient!” exclaims Tyrone. “Thhhannnnkssss….. littttttle….budddyy,” Wolverine says before passing out from the pain. Luckily for him, the torrential downpour washes the acid away, which allows his healing factor to kick into overdrive. Tyrone now turns his attention the final member of Alice’s Wonder Team, Ewok #447. “By the end of this night, everyone will bear witness to the power of the Backyardigans,” shouts Tyrone. “Ooloo, ooloo. Meechoo e s’eesht weechu con thuks,” replies Ewok #47. The Ewok launches rock after rock at Tyrone, but he evades ever last one of them. Thunder rolls through the sky as lightning rocks the earth beneath the combatants’ feet. The Ewok then picks up his spear, readying himself for the charging Backyardigan. He jabs the spear at Tyrone, but it gets caught in Tyrone’s antlers. Splinters fly through the air as the spear snaps in half from Tyrone quickly jerking his head. Tyrone head butts Ewok #47 as hard as he can, knocking the fur ball to the ground. Ewok #47 pulls bolas from the pouch that is slung around his shoulder. He whips them into the air, ensnaring the charging Tyrone’s legs, sending him splashing into a muddy puddle. Tyrone picks his face up out of the muddy water and spits some blood out of his mouth. He hears the Ewok running at him through the rain. Tyrone mule kicks him with his bound legs. He then grabs the broken spear and cuts the bolas rope, freeing himself. He goes to leap on top of the soaked Ewok, but is pelted in the eyes with some mud that the Ewok flung at him. He wipes the mud from his eyes and races towards Ewok #47, who is charging as well. They trade blows back and forth. Blood mixes with the falling rain at it flies from both fighters. The Ewok grabs Tyrone’s antlers and delivers a vicious front knee strike to the moose’s face. Ewok #47 then jumps onto the fallen Tyrone’s back and holds his face down in a puddle by his antlers. Tyrone’s arms and legs are flaying, trying to break free. He manages to get a hold of the broken spear and stabs the Ewok in the side with it. This causes the Ewok to break his hold on the Backyardigan. Tyrone coughs up some blood and water from his lungs. “Acha, dee fratta choo doo. Yub yub,” says Ewok #47. Black Dragon #14 lands with a mighty stomp by the Ewok, smelling blood and a tasty snack. “NO! Back away! He’s mine!” orders Tyrone, ash he picks himself back up onto his feet. Tyrone grabs the spear out from the Ewok’s side and says “Maybe this will show the Commissioners what a preschool animal is capable of doing.” He raises spear which is already dripping with blood, plunging it deep into Ewok #47’s heart, ending this epic confrontation. “Ya done good kid, says Wolverine as he limps his way over to Tyrone and Black Dragon #14. "That was an excellent grassland adventure, don't you think?" asks Tyrone as he and Wolverine both climb upon the dragon and fly off victorious in their season finale.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGAN BEEYAATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Thursday, May 1, 2008
First of May (NSFW)
This is a song by Jonathan Coulton about welcoming in spring by getting outside. If you want to check him out, search for his podcast in iTunes. Or if you want, his site is www.jonathancoulton.com
Caution: This video is not safe for work, but really, aren't those the best? :)
-Fizz
Caution: This video is not safe for work, but really, aren't those the best? :)
-Fizz
NEW PHOTO LEAKED!
New photos of members of Hannah Montana and Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos recently have been released. Are these co-leaders getting too close? Or are their intentions being misunderstood? Either way, this controversy is just another issue arising just weeks before the first ever FFL Playoffs begin. What else will surface in the coming days? Stay close for further updates.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
This Week...
Week 10: Grassland
Points: 75 (Yes, only 75 points!)
Conference Week
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
The Right Wing Vs. Better Than All of You
George Washington's Slaves Vs. Legion of Doom
Le' Napoleon's Brigade Vs. The Syracuse Valley
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
Team Fred Vs. Reign Supremacy
The Untouchables Vs. Horsemen of Apokolips
The Outsiders Vs. TEAM
Points: 75 (Yes, only 75 points!)
Conference Week
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
The Right Wing Vs. Better Than All of You
George Washington's Slaves Vs. Legion of Doom
Le' Napoleon's Brigade Vs. The Syracuse Valley
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
Team Fred Vs. Reign Supremacy
The Untouchables Vs. Horsemen of Apokolips
The Outsiders Vs. TEAM
George Washington's Slaves Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
George Washington's Slaves are Jason Bourne, Martian Manhunter, Arisia, Duncan Idaho #7, Ben Linus, Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee, Spongebob Squarepants, Fidel Castro, Jimmy Neutron, Sonny (from I, Robot), Cthulhu, Zach Morris, A.C. Slater, Screech Powers, Kelly Kapowski, Lisa Turtle, and Jesse Spano.
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Hydro-Man, Howard the Duck, Ewok #4 and Marines #1-31.
George Washington’s Slaves are teleported into the water. Ben Linus, Stonewall Jackson, and Robert E. Lee all are dragged underwater and are drowned by some unseen being. The Marines on the Fighting Murderflies have managed to take control of a small island, along with Howard the Duck and Ewok #4. This appears to be their entire team. Spongebob Squarepants and Fidel Castro are then dragged down as well. Martian Manhunter uses his telepath to see the being that is causing such havoc. He is able to get a lock on Hydro-Man, who he forces to reconstitute himself, allowing Arisia to contain him in a green bubble of energy. She launches it deep into space, killing him. The Marines begin shooting at the oncoming attack by Jason Bourne, Duncan Idaho #7, Jimmy Neutron, Sonny, and the gang from Saved by the Bell. The take out Screech, Jesse and Jimmy Neutron, but lose Marines #3 and 17 in the process. Jason Bourne then eliminates Marines #9, 23, 25 and 30 single handedly. A.C. Slater and Lisa Turtle fall from the suppressing gunfire. Sunny is able to kill Marines #4 and 5, even though it goes against one of the Three Robot Laws. George Washington’s Slaves secret weapons burst from the water revealing itself. Cthulhu lays waste to the remaining Marines with very little effort. Zach Morris and Kelly Kapowski double-team Ewok #4, smashing it with some coconuts. Afterwards they do that stupid high five they would do on the beach episodes when they played volleyball. Howard the Duck realizes that he is the only one left on his team and decides to retreat.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Hydro-Man, Howard the Duck, Ewok #4 and Marines #1-31.
George Washington’s Slaves are teleported into the water. Ben Linus, Stonewall Jackson, and Robert E. Lee all are dragged underwater and are drowned by some unseen being. The Marines on the Fighting Murderflies have managed to take control of a small island, along with Howard the Duck and Ewok #4. This appears to be their entire team. Spongebob Squarepants and Fidel Castro are then dragged down as well. Martian Manhunter uses his telepath to see the being that is causing such havoc. He is able to get a lock on Hydro-Man, who he forces to reconstitute himself, allowing Arisia to contain him in a green bubble of energy. She launches it deep into space, killing him. The Marines begin shooting at the oncoming attack by Jason Bourne, Duncan Idaho #7, Jimmy Neutron, Sonny, and the gang from Saved by the Bell. The take out Screech, Jesse and Jimmy Neutron, but lose Marines #3 and 17 in the process. Jason Bourne then eliminates Marines #9, 23, 25 and 30 single handedly. A.C. Slater and Lisa Turtle fall from the suppressing gunfire. Sunny is able to kill Marines #4 and 5, even though it goes against one of the Three Robot Laws. George Washington’s Slaves secret weapons burst from the water revealing itself. Cthulhu lays waste to the remaining Marines with very little effort. Zach Morris and Kelly Kapowski double-team Ewok #4, smashing it with some coconuts. Afterwards they do that stupid high five they would do on the beach episodes when they played volleyball. Howard the Duck realizes that he is the only one left on his team and decides to retreat.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Match of the Week: Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. Team
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches are Pablo (designated leader), Mer-Man, Trident, Krypto, & Sharkticon #1-10.
Team is Superman (designated leader), Godzilla, Sharkticon #47-50, Seapray, Emerald Weapon, Phibian #1 & 2, Jack Lalane, & Mr. Crabs.
Pablo the penguin decides that since the Backyardigan's enforcer Darth Vader is not present at this battle, he is not going to be able to simply instruct the team but that he must lead by example, but not before he reminds his team of what they must do to hold off Superman. He swims up to Mr. Crabs which then sparks what will forever be known as "the greatest fight that nobody will ever care about". Pablo and Mr. Crabs at first dodge each others attacks but once Mr. Crabs goes in for the kill and misses with his claw it opens him up to be brutally pecked to death by the Backyardigan Penguin. Jack Lalane is actually forced to cut short his yawn to grab Pablo and break his neck. The 10 Sharkticons move against the 4 Sharkticons and Seaspray but since the Sharkticons strength lies primarily in their ability to swarm and outnumber an opponent the Autobot and the smaller Sharkticon squad put up not much of a fight as they rip the outnumbered Transformers apart just as they were created to do on their way to the bigger threat of Godzilla. Krypto dives underneath the water and along with his teammate the self-proclaimed perfect speciman Trident they attack Emerald Weapon. Emerald Weapon attempts to blast the 2 incoming attackers with his shoulder mounted cannons but Trident is able to dodge his blasts while Krypto is able to avoid any major hits and rolls with some of the smaller scrapes that he is dealt. Krypto then swims right into the shoulders of the Emerald Weapon to disable its attack while Trident uses his mighty 3 pronged weapon of the same name to stab the Emerald Weapon and destroy it. In a somewhat evenly matched fight the the 2 Phibians work togeather to try to defeat Mer-Man. They stab at Mer-Man with their spears but he grabs the spear of Phibian #1 and pulls him in close to cut off his head with his sword made of crustaceans and then uses the spear to stab Phibian #2 in the heart. The 10 Sharkticons swarm the larger Godzilla but Godzilla fights back. The giant monster starts killing the Sharkticons off one by one but becomes severely weakened as his reptile skin is pretty vulnerable to the razor sharp giant metal teeth of the Quintasson's basically brainless yet ruthless creations. The powerfull Godzilla with a combination of his firey breath and powerfull appendages kills all but 2 of the Sharkticons before they finish him off, but although they are victorious they do not survive for much longer as Superman flies in to melt Sharkticon #3 with an intense dose of heat vision and to punch the head of Sharticon #9 right off. Superman met with his head coach the Oracle just before the match and she instructed him about as plainly as she ever speaks. She told him that he would face opponents who would feel much more at home in this particular setting than he would but despite that slight disadvantage they would still be more than beatable for the Man of Steel. She told him that his skills and ability were in no way in question but that victory for their team was because a choice was going to be laid before him that only he could make. She reminded him that it was choice that made him a hero instead of a villain and choice that made him a leader instead of a follower and that he should rely on his own ability to distinguish what is right and wrong and whether or not his values can be twisted to help the cause of their team. The last son of Krypton had basically put this strange conversation out of his mind as he begins racing toward the water's surface faster than a speeding bullet to dive in and do battle with foes that he views as not even close to his caliber. Before he goes head first into the water he uses his X-ray vision to peer deep below the water's surface in an attempt to see what he is getting into when he notices his own dog Krypto, who has been put into a net by his own 2 evil teammates just as the Ruthless head coach Hanibal of Crete and the evil Backyardigans had planned. Krypto can sustain the rigors of water for quite a while but he cannot hold his breath forever which is why the poor dog is struggling to get free of his watery prison. Trident and Mer-Man seem to be actually enjoying the Micheal Vick-like torture of their own teammate as Superman uses his super hearing to barely make out Trident yelling that if he wants his dog to live he had better retreat. At this point it doesn't matter that he is the Man of Steel, what matters is that Krypto is man's best friend which is why Superman makes the choice he does and retreats, grabbing Jack Lalane on his way out and allowing Krypto to swim back up to the surface after Trident and Mer-Man let him go for some much needed oxygen.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGANS: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Team is Superman (designated leader), Godzilla, Sharkticon #47-50, Seapray, Emerald Weapon, Phibian #1 & 2, Jack Lalane, & Mr. Crabs.
Pablo the penguin decides that since the Backyardigan's enforcer Darth Vader is not present at this battle, he is not going to be able to simply instruct the team but that he must lead by example, but not before he reminds his team of what they must do to hold off Superman. He swims up to Mr. Crabs which then sparks what will forever be known as "the greatest fight that nobody will ever care about". Pablo and Mr. Crabs at first dodge each others attacks but once Mr. Crabs goes in for the kill and misses with his claw it opens him up to be brutally pecked to death by the Backyardigan Penguin. Jack Lalane is actually forced to cut short his yawn to grab Pablo and break his neck. The 10 Sharkticons move against the 4 Sharkticons and Seaspray but since the Sharkticons strength lies primarily in their ability to swarm and outnumber an opponent the Autobot and the smaller Sharkticon squad put up not much of a fight as they rip the outnumbered Transformers apart just as they were created to do on their way to the bigger threat of Godzilla. Krypto dives underneath the water and along with his teammate the self-proclaimed perfect speciman Trident they attack Emerald Weapon. Emerald Weapon attempts to blast the 2 incoming attackers with his shoulder mounted cannons but Trident is able to dodge his blasts while Krypto is able to avoid any major hits and rolls with some of the smaller scrapes that he is dealt. Krypto then swims right into the shoulders of the Emerald Weapon to disable its attack while Trident uses his mighty 3 pronged weapon of the same name to stab the Emerald Weapon and destroy it. In a somewhat evenly matched fight the the 2 Phibians work togeather to try to defeat Mer-Man. They stab at Mer-Man with their spears but he grabs the spear of Phibian #1 and pulls him in close to cut off his head with his sword made of crustaceans and then uses the spear to stab Phibian #2 in the heart. The 10 Sharkticons swarm the larger Godzilla but Godzilla fights back. The giant monster starts killing the Sharkticons off one by one but becomes severely weakened as his reptile skin is pretty vulnerable to the razor sharp giant metal teeth of the Quintasson's basically brainless yet ruthless creations. The powerfull Godzilla with a combination of his firey breath and powerfull appendages kills all but 2 of the Sharkticons before they finish him off, but although they are victorious they do not survive for much longer as Superman flies in to melt Sharkticon #3 with an intense dose of heat vision and to punch the head of Sharticon #9 right off. Superman met with his head coach the Oracle just before the match and she instructed him about as plainly as she ever speaks. She told him that he would face opponents who would feel much more at home in this particular setting than he would but despite that slight disadvantage they would still be more than beatable for the Man of Steel. She told him that his skills and ability were in no way in question but that victory for their team was because a choice was going to be laid before him that only he could make. She reminded him that it was choice that made him a hero instead of a villain and choice that made him a leader instead of a follower and that he should rely on his own ability to distinguish what is right and wrong and whether or not his values can be twisted to help the cause of their team. The last son of Krypton had basically put this strange conversation out of his mind as he begins racing toward the water's surface faster than a speeding bullet to dive in and do battle with foes that he views as not even close to his caliber. Before he goes head first into the water he uses his X-ray vision to peer deep below the water's surface in an attempt to see what he is getting into when he notices his own dog Krypto, who has been put into a net by his own 2 evil teammates just as the Ruthless head coach Hanibal of Crete and the evil Backyardigans had planned. Krypto can sustain the rigors of water for quite a while but he cannot hold his breath forever which is why the poor dog is struggling to get free of his watery prison. Trident and Mer-Man seem to be actually enjoying the Micheal Vick-like torture of their own teammate as Superman uses his super hearing to barely make out Trident yelling that if he wants his dog to live he had better retreat. At this point it doesn't matter that he is the Man of Steel, what matters is that Krypto is man's best friend which is why Superman makes the choice he does and retreats, grabbing Jack Lalane on his way out and allowing Krypto to swim back up to the surface after Trident and Mer-Man let him go for some much needed oxygen.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGANS: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Legion of Doom
Hannah Montana and... is Dave Bowman, Qui Gon Jinn, Agamenon and Juno, Bizarro Superman, Swimmell, Capt. Tarpals, Jar Jar Binks, Gungans #1-12, Creature from the Black Lagoon (Gil-Man), and Clone Trooper #100.
Legion of Doom is Weapon Omega, the Kraken, Ewok #50, and Atreides Soldiers #11-40.
Most of the Commandos have positioned themselves on top of Agamemnon and Juno’s Submarine-like Cymek bodies. The Gungans, Swimmell and Gil-Man all are in the water ready and waiting for battle. The clear skies are lit by millions of stars, which are reflecting off of the strangely calm waters. With a mighty eruption, Legion of Doom’s forces make their presence known. The Kraken wraps several of its tentacles around Juno and crushes her beyond repair. Many more of the Kraken’s tentacles attack and kill Swimmell, and Clone Trooper #100. Bizarro Superman flies in to attack the monstrous sea creature, but is blasted by Weapon Omega. Agamemnon starts firing all his weapons at Legion of Doom. He obliterates Atreides Soldiers #11-18. Weapon Omega blasts Bizarro repeatedly, but Bizarro powers through the attack and punches a hole in the Canadian’s chest. Captain Tarpals, Jar Jar Binks, and the Gungans are then swarmed by the remaining 22 Atreides Soldiers underwater. Captain Tarpals is triple-teamed by Atreides Soldiers #23, 26 and 28, and is killed. But not before he takes down #26. The Gungans manage to kill Atreides Soldiers #33, 35, 38 and 40, but are ultimately no match for the Caladan born Atreides Soldiers. Jar Jar is about to be killed as well, when Gil-Man swims down and takes out Atreides Soldiers #19, 20, and 24. The rescue proves to be only temporarily, as the outnumbered Jar Jar and Creature from the Black Lagoon are killed by the surviving Atreides Soldiers. Agamemnon is now concentrating all his firepower on the Kraken. Bizarro Superman is using his freeze vision to freeze off tentacles as well. This is injuring the monster, but it’s not enough to finish it off. Qui Gon Jinn then makes the ultimate sacrifice by leaping right into the Kraken’s massive mouth, with his lightsaber drawn. With a loud shriek, the Kraken flails violently in the water as Qui Gon cuts through its insides. The Kraken finally falls deep down into the water, taking the Jedi Master with it. Bizarro Superman sees what appears to be a wet stuffed animal floating in the water. He flies down and scoops it up. It ends up being the body of Ewok #50, who must have been killed earlier during the heavy battle. The Atreides Soldiers begin to advance, but Dave Bowman appears and knows that his team will slaughter the soldiers. In a display of compassion, he teleports the remaining Atreides Soldiers far away, forcing their retreat.
HANNAH MONTANA AND BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Legion of Doom is Weapon Omega, the Kraken, Ewok #50, and Atreides Soldiers #11-40.
Most of the Commandos have positioned themselves on top of Agamemnon and Juno’s Submarine-like Cymek bodies. The Gungans, Swimmell and Gil-Man all are in the water ready and waiting for battle. The clear skies are lit by millions of stars, which are reflecting off of the strangely calm waters. With a mighty eruption, Legion of Doom’s forces make their presence known. The Kraken wraps several of its tentacles around Juno and crushes her beyond repair. Many more of the Kraken’s tentacles attack and kill Swimmell, and Clone Trooper #100. Bizarro Superman flies in to attack the monstrous sea creature, but is blasted by Weapon Omega. Agamemnon starts firing all his weapons at Legion of Doom. He obliterates Atreides Soldiers #11-18. Weapon Omega blasts Bizarro repeatedly, but Bizarro powers through the attack and punches a hole in the Canadian’s chest. Captain Tarpals, Jar Jar Binks, and the Gungans are then swarmed by the remaining 22 Atreides Soldiers underwater. Captain Tarpals is triple-teamed by Atreides Soldiers #23, 26 and 28, and is killed. But not before he takes down #26. The Gungans manage to kill Atreides Soldiers #33, 35, 38 and 40, but are ultimately no match for the Caladan born Atreides Soldiers. Jar Jar is about to be killed as well, when Gil-Man swims down and takes out Atreides Soldiers #19, 20, and 24. The rescue proves to be only temporarily, as the outnumbered Jar Jar and Creature from the Black Lagoon are killed by the surviving Atreides Soldiers. Agamemnon is now concentrating all his firepower on the Kraken. Bizarro Superman is using his freeze vision to freeze off tentacles as well. This is injuring the monster, but it’s not enough to finish it off. Qui Gon Jinn then makes the ultimate sacrifice by leaping right into the Kraken’s massive mouth, with his lightsaber drawn. With a loud shriek, the Kraken flails violently in the water as Qui Gon cuts through its insides. The Kraken finally falls deep down into the water, taking the Jedi Master with it. Bizarro Superman sees what appears to be a wet stuffed animal floating in the water. He flies down and scoops it up. It ends up being the body of Ewok #50, who must have been killed earlier during the heavy battle. The Atreides Soldiers begin to advance, but Dave Bowman appears and knows that his team will slaughter the soldiers. In a display of compassion, he teleports the remaining Atreides Soldiers far away, forcing their retreat.
HANNAH MONTANA AND BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Better Than All of You Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade
Better Than All of You is Aquaman, Aqualad, Green Lantern, N.S.-5 #1-15, & Dozer #4 & 6.
Le' Napoleon Brigade is Alan Scott, Jaws the Shark, The Lochness Monster, The Sando Aqua Monster, Obi Wan Kenobi, Skyfire, Wonder Woman & Wonder Girl, John Mclaine, & Astro Jetson.
As they are all dropped from the sky Alan Scott grabs the members of Napoleon's Brigade that are not sea creatures and puts them into Skyfire. Skyfire then lands on the small island which is barely big enough for him and lets the team out. Obi Wan says to John Mclaine "this match should go well, I've seen one of those Naboo Sea creatures in action before and I know what they can do. We would be best to just stay up here and let it do the dirty work for us". Mclaine replies with "No F#%^g S%&t man, did you see the size of the f*&#g tank they keep that f$%^g thing in in the God D#$n locker room, that thing could eat Arnold Schwarnzneger (sorry no spell check)". The team then sees a rippling effect moving through the water at them at an amazing speed and then they notice Aquaman's head stick out of the water. Wonder Woman, who has obviousely been hanging out with John Mclaine way to much yells "Holy F*&$g S$#t, they have Aquaman: RETREAT"! Her sidekick Wonder Girl looks up at her and says "retreat are you crazy" Wonder Woman yells "trust me" as Sky Fire transforms and She and Wonder Girl along with the confused and reluctant Obi Wan, Mclaine, & Astro climb in while Alan Scott flies next to them. Wonder Woman who has worked with Aquaman many times in her years with The Justice League had to explain to them that Aquaman has the power to control any sea creature and that they were not only about to be attacked by every member of Better Than All of You but also by their own supposed teammates: Jaws, The Lochness Monster, & the giant Sando Aqua Monster. They finally understand and except her decision as Aquaman and his team celebrate & enjoy the fact that they just achieved a victory without the death of anybody on either side.
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS!
Le' Napoleon Brigade is Alan Scott, Jaws the Shark, The Lochness Monster, The Sando Aqua Monster, Obi Wan Kenobi, Skyfire, Wonder Woman & Wonder Girl, John Mclaine, & Astro Jetson.
As they are all dropped from the sky Alan Scott grabs the members of Napoleon's Brigade that are not sea creatures and puts them into Skyfire. Skyfire then lands on the small island which is barely big enough for him and lets the team out. Obi Wan says to John Mclaine "this match should go well, I've seen one of those Naboo Sea creatures in action before and I know what they can do. We would be best to just stay up here and let it do the dirty work for us". Mclaine replies with "No F#%^g S%&t man, did you see the size of the f*&#g tank they keep that f$%^g thing in in the God D#$n locker room, that thing could eat Arnold Schwarnzneger (sorry no spell check)". The team then sees a rippling effect moving through the water at them at an amazing speed and then they notice Aquaman's head stick out of the water. Wonder Woman, who has obviousely been hanging out with John Mclaine way to much yells "Holy F*&$g S$#t, they have Aquaman: RETREAT"! Her sidekick Wonder Girl looks up at her and says "retreat are you crazy" Wonder Woman yells "trust me" as Sky Fire transforms and She and Wonder Girl along with the confused and reluctant Obi Wan, Mclaine, & Astro climb in while Alan Scott flies next to them. Wonder Woman who has worked with Aquaman many times in her years with The Justice League had to explain to them that Aquaman has the power to control any sea creature and that they were not only about to be attacked by every member of Better Than All of You but also by their own supposed teammates: Jaws, The Lochness Monster, & the giant Sando Aqua Monster. They finally understand and except her decision as Aquaman and his team celebrate & enjoy the fact that they just achieved a victory without the death of anybody on either side.
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS!
The Right Wing Vs. The Syracuse Valley
The Right Wing is Poseidon, Kit Fisto, Ariel, Phibians #11-16, Mikhail Bakunin, Scrappy Doo, Jedi Knights #16 & 17, Silver Surfer, and Nick Houslander.
The Syracuse Valley is Master Chief, The Battletoads: Rash, Pimple, & Zit, Goomba #1, Xenomorphs #85-90 and Navy Sailors #60-71.
The Syracuse Valley is teleported into battle. They start firing on The Right Wing, who is already in the water. Before splashing down, Master Chief and the twelve Navy Sailors shoot Scrappy Doo and Phibians #15 and 16. The Jedi Knights deflect most of the oncoming blasts with their lightsabers. Once he hits the water, Master Chief struggles to stay afloat. Poseidon launches his trident at Master Chief and impales him as he begins to sink. Nick Houslander throws his razor-sharp Aerobie (which he brought specifically for this mission) as hard as he can. It zips through the air, slicing through Navy Sailor #69 as it continues to travel up into the night sky. It arcs back down relieving Zit of his head. Nick catches it without touching the sharp sides. Goomba #1 sinks to his doom, just like in the video games. The Valley’s six Xenomorphs turn the water red with blood as they rip through the ranks of The Right Wing. They kill all four remaining Phibians and Mikhail Bakunin, but lose Xenomorphs #86, 89, and 90 in the attack. Ariel swims circles around the Navy Sailors, stabbing Sailors #61, 63, 67, and 70 with her dinglehoppers she found earlier. Rash and Pimple uses their surfboards; and try to gain some momentum from some waves, but Silver Surfer flies by, blasting them both away showing them who truly ruled the surf. Kit Fisto leads Jedi Knights #16 and 17 against the Xenomorphs to finish them off. Kit uses his specially created lightsaber to cut Xenomorph #88 in half. The Knights use the Force to crush Xenomorphs #85 and 87. The final seven Sailors of The Syracuse Valley are then confronted with the awesome might of Poseidon. The god gives them a choice; flee now or perish. He shows them a sample of his power by creating a giant tidal wave that approaches behind them. Knowing they are greatly outmatched the Navy Sailors retreat.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!
The Syracuse Valley is Master Chief, The Battletoads: Rash, Pimple, & Zit, Goomba #1, Xenomorphs #85-90 and Navy Sailors #60-71.
The Syracuse Valley is teleported into battle. They start firing on The Right Wing, who is already in the water. Before splashing down, Master Chief and the twelve Navy Sailors shoot Scrappy Doo and Phibians #15 and 16. The Jedi Knights deflect most of the oncoming blasts with their lightsabers. Once he hits the water, Master Chief struggles to stay afloat. Poseidon launches his trident at Master Chief and impales him as he begins to sink. Nick Houslander throws his razor-sharp Aerobie (which he brought specifically for this mission) as hard as he can. It zips through the air, slicing through Navy Sailor #69 as it continues to travel up into the night sky. It arcs back down relieving Zit of his head. Nick catches it without touching the sharp sides. Goomba #1 sinks to his doom, just like in the video games. The Valley’s six Xenomorphs turn the water red with blood as they rip through the ranks of The Right Wing. They kill all four remaining Phibians and Mikhail Bakunin, but lose Xenomorphs #86, 89, and 90 in the attack. Ariel swims circles around the Navy Sailors, stabbing Sailors #61, 63, 67, and 70 with her dinglehoppers she found earlier. Rash and Pimple uses their surfboards; and try to gain some momentum from some waves, but Silver Surfer flies by, blasting them both away showing them who truly ruled the surf. Kit Fisto leads Jedi Knights #16 and 17 against the Xenomorphs to finish them off. Kit uses his specially created lightsaber to cut Xenomorph #88 in half. The Knights use the Force to crush Xenomorphs #85 and 87. The final seven Sailors of The Syracuse Valley are then confronted with the awesome might of Poseidon. The god gives them a choice; flee now or perish. He shows them a sample of his power by creating a giant tidal wave that approaches behind them. Knowing they are greatly outmatched the Navy Sailors retreat.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!
Monday, April 28, 2008
Team Fred Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips
Team Fred is Brainiac (designated leader), Namor & his Griffin, Aspen, Black Manta, Kilowag, & Navy Sailor #1-16.
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Larry Reamer (designated foreman), Dr. Strange, Supergirl, Sinestro, Gideon, Six Shot, Selene: The Black Queen, Meggan, Serci, & Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #1.
Namor opts to let his team's designated leader Brainiac ride on his flying griffin while he jumps into the place where he is most powerful, the water. He is followed by his teammates Aspen and Black Manta who have no intention of resurfacing before this battle is over. Aspen creates a large wave which sends the 16 sailors closer to the small island in the water where they set up a perimeter before any of the horsemen can get there. Dr. Strange starts to conjur up some mystical power but Brainiac from atop the Griffin attacks Dr. Strange's mind with his own. His intent is to take over the mind of Strange and force him to use his powers against his own team. Brainiac is unable to do so because Dr. Strange's ability to concentrate is so great; but he is still somewhat successful as the mystical wizard's brain simply explodes from the intense stress that is put on it by both of the powerful men. Kilowag from the air quickly sneaks up behind the also airborn Serci and uses all of his will to muster up as much green energy as possible. The very physically strong lantern brings himself to a point of complete exhaustion as he blasts Serci with everything he has got, disintegrating every last cell in her celestial body. Kilowag completes what is supposed to be impossible by killing the avenger but that is also one of the reasons why he puts up virtually no fight as Sinestro flies up behind him and with a blast of yellow energy does nearly the same thing to him. Led by Larry Reamer, Gideon, Selene, Meggan, and Chuck (that's Navy Seal Chief #1's first name) start charging up the shoreline of the small island where the Navy regulars are camped out. The Sailors start firing at the Horsemen as they take out Larry, Chuck, & Meggan; who has made herself look like that chick from Fast Times at Ridgemont High, wearing a Rusty Wallace T-shirt to encourage Larry's leadership abilities. Black Queen uses her telekinetic powers to make the guns of the sailors start wacking their owners in the head, and Gideon does the same as he takes on the powers of his teammate. The Sailors throw down their guns and attack the 2 mutants. Selene takes out 6 of them but Navy Sailors #7 & 9 knock her down and Sailor #14 stabs her in the throat with his diving knife. Gideon then uses the enhanced strength of Selene before it dies out to kill the last of the Navy Sailors. Sixshot in his flying wolf form attacks Namor's Griffin. The smaller griffin puts up his talons in an attempt to defend himself but the attempt is futile as the Decepticon rips him apart. Sixshot then transforms into his robot form and grabs Brainiac. The Decepticon assassin begins to squeeze the life out of Brainiac but something strange happens as Brainiac, uses the last bit of his power on an attacker that truly thought he was immune to it. Sixshot, despite being a robot is still a sentient being so Brainiac is able to use his alien abilities of telepathy to shut down Sixshot, causing the huge Transformer to join him in death. Gideon jumps into the water and takes on the power of Namor once he sees him in the distance. Sinestro then creates a mask for himself and dives into the water as well. Supergirl simply takes a deep breath before she flies down to join them which should be enough for several hours. Gideon loves how energized the water is making him feel, as he quickly swims toward Aspen to fight but he does not have quite enough time to get used to his strange powers before fellow evil business tycoon Black Manta blasts him with his murderous lazer beams to fry him like he has done to so many other undersea opponents. Namor and Supergirl begin trading blows with each other under the water. Supergirl is thinking that if she was only able to get The Sub-Mariner on land or in the air she would have been able to put him away by now but she is having much trouble keeping up with him in his desired setting. Sinestro tries to attack Aspen but she is able to push away any attack the yellow lantern throws at her by simply repelling it with as much water necessary to quell the attack. She then sends such an intense undertoe at Sinestro that it completely throws him off guard. His mistake is that instead of rolling with this attack he uses his power to try to block the water and in this attempt at defense is unable to maintain his energy powered oxygen mask. He drowns under the massive force of the water. The last thing Supergirl was told by her head Coach Vandal Savage at the exclusive meeting which was attended by only the 2 of them, Achilles and Darkseid was simple. He said to her "Remember, there are only a few people on this entire team who are more important to the cause than a single victory, and you are one of them". This is all she could think about as she witnesses the death of the mighty Sinestro and becomes surrounded by 3 people who unlike her are perfectly at home in the water. This is also why she then resurfaces and retreats to fight another day.
TEAM FRED IS VICTORIOUS!
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Larry Reamer (designated foreman), Dr. Strange, Supergirl, Sinestro, Gideon, Six Shot, Selene: The Black Queen, Meggan, Serci, & Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #1.
Namor opts to let his team's designated leader Brainiac ride on his flying griffin while he jumps into the place where he is most powerful, the water. He is followed by his teammates Aspen and Black Manta who have no intention of resurfacing before this battle is over. Aspen creates a large wave which sends the 16 sailors closer to the small island in the water where they set up a perimeter before any of the horsemen can get there. Dr. Strange starts to conjur up some mystical power but Brainiac from atop the Griffin attacks Dr. Strange's mind with his own. His intent is to take over the mind of Strange and force him to use his powers against his own team. Brainiac is unable to do so because Dr. Strange's ability to concentrate is so great; but he is still somewhat successful as the mystical wizard's brain simply explodes from the intense stress that is put on it by both of the powerful men. Kilowag from the air quickly sneaks up behind the also airborn Serci and uses all of his will to muster up as much green energy as possible. The very physically strong lantern brings himself to a point of complete exhaustion as he blasts Serci with everything he has got, disintegrating every last cell in her celestial body. Kilowag completes what is supposed to be impossible by killing the avenger but that is also one of the reasons why he puts up virtually no fight as Sinestro flies up behind him and with a blast of yellow energy does nearly the same thing to him. Led by Larry Reamer, Gideon, Selene, Meggan, and Chuck (that's Navy Seal Chief #1's first name) start charging up the shoreline of the small island where the Navy regulars are camped out. The Sailors start firing at the Horsemen as they take out Larry, Chuck, & Meggan; who has made herself look like that chick from Fast Times at Ridgemont High, wearing a Rusty Wallace T-shirt to encourage Larry's leadership abilities. Black Queen uses her telekinetic powers to make the guns of the sailors start wacking their owners in the head, and Gideon does the same as he takes on the powers of his teammate. The Sailors throw down their guns and attack the 2 mutants. Selene takes out 6 of them but Navy Sailors #7 & 9 knock her down and Sailor #14 stabs her in the throat with his diving knife. Gideon then uses the enhanced strength of Selene before it dies out to kill the last of the Navy Sailors. Sixshot in his flying wolf form attacks Namor's Griffin. The smaller griffin puts up his talons in an attempt to defend himself but the attempt is futile as the Decepticon rips him apart. Sixshot then transforms into his robot form and grabs Brainiac. The Decepticon assassin begins to squeeze the life out of Brainiac but something strange happens as Brainiac, uses the last bit of his power on an attacker that truly thought he was immune to it. Sixshot, despite being a robot is still a sentient being so Brainiac is able to use his alien abilities of telepathy to shut down Sixshot, causing the huge Transformer to join him in death. Gideon jumps into the water and takes on the power of Namor once he sees him in the distance. Sinestro then creates a mask for himself and dives into the water as well. Supergirl simply takes a deep breath before she flies down to join them which should be enough for several hours. Gideon loves how energized the water is making him feel, as he quickly swims toward Aspen to fight but he does not have quite enough time to get used to his strange powers before fellow evil business tycoon Black Manta blasts him with his murderous lazer beams to fry him like he has done to so many other undersea opponents. Namor and Supergirl begin trading blows with each other under the water. Supergirl is thinking that if she was only able to get The Sub-Mariner on land or in the air she would have been able to put him away by now but she is having much trouble keeping up with him in his desired setting. Sinestro tries to attack Aspen but she is able to push away any attack the yellow lantern throws at her by simply repelling it with as much water necessary to quell the attack. She then sends such an intense undertoe at Sinestro that it completely throws him off guard. His mistake is that instead of rolling with this attack he uses his power to try to block the water and in this attempt at defense is unable to maintain his energy powered oxygen mask. He drowns under the massive force of the water. The last thing Supergirl was told by her head Coach Vandal Savage at the exclusive meeting which was attended by only the 2 of them, Achilles and Darkseid was simple. He said to her "Remember, there are only a few people on this entire team who are more important to the cause than a single victory, and you are one of them". This is all she could think about as she witnesses the death of the mighty Sinestro and becomes surrounded by 3 people who unlike her are perfectly at home in the water. This is also why she then resurfaces and retreats to fight another day.
TEAM FRED IS VICTORIOUS!
Alice's Wonder Team Vs. The Outsiders
Alice's Wonder Team is Carlos Olivera (designated leader), Sharkticon #11-23, & Treasure Troll #3.
The Outsiders are Galactus (deignated leader) w/ Nova, Barbarossa, Ajax, Fin Fang Foom, Navy Seal #45-47, & Beast Boy.
As most of the 2 teams fall into the water Galactus the great and near omnipotent devourer of worlds decides that he has no desire to get wet so he stays in the air and out of the battle entirely. Nova flies by Treasure Troll #3 which lights his hair on fire. The Treasure Troll dives beneath the water to put out the flames but he does not realize that once the flame is put out, he can come back up: So he drowns. Beast Boy turns into a minnow and moves throughout the Sharkticons undetected. He then turns himself into a shark and bites Carlos Olivera in half, leaving the Sharkticons leaderless. Barbarossa and Ajax are in 2 huge Cymek bodies that are made especially for water fighting. They have both submarine and boat like abilities and have weaponry for both attacking above and below the water, but they still hang back and work as back-up for Fin Fang Foom. The Sharkticons move against the huge ancient dragon quickly and swarm him. Foom kills 3 of the Sharkticons but they keep coming at him using their powerful metal jaws to rip him apart. Fin Fang Foom, though huge and powerful is not quite in his element as the remaining Sharkticons finish him off. Once the 2 Titans see that Foom is not going to be successfull they open fire, blasting the Sharkticons with everyting they have got. Beast Boy turns into an eagle and grabs Navy Seal #45 to escape the carnage but he isn't fast enough to save them all as the other 2 Seals are killed by the friendly fire of the not so friendly Cymeks who could care less about the useless hethragir. Even Nova, the great herald of Galactus uses her powers of speed and flight to get far away from this battle. The 2 Titans on the other hand care not for what this strategy does to their team or that they let the death of their teammate, the huge Fin Fang Foom act as their diversion; as long as victory is the final conclusion. The remaining 9 Sharkticons swim right into the attack in an attempt to move against the Cymeks, but none of them make it there before their sparks are destroyed by the massive torpedo blasts from the 2 powerful mixes of man and machine.
THE OUTSIDERS ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Outsiders are Galactus (deignated leader) w/ Nova, Barbarossa, Ajax, Fin Fang Foom, Navy Seal #45-47, & Beast Boy.
As most of the 2 teams fall into the water Galactus the great and near omnipotent devourer of worlds decides that he has no desire to get wet so he stays in the air and out of the battle entirely. Nova flies by Treasure Troll #3 which lights his hair on fire. The Treasure Troll dives beneath the water to put out the flames but he does not realize that once the flame is put out, he can come back up: So he drowns. Beast Boy turns into a minnow and moves throughout the Sharkticons undetected. He then turns himself into a shark and bites Carlos Olivera in half, leaving the Sharkticons leaderless. Barbarossa and Ajax are in 2 huge Cymek bodies that are made especially for water fighting. They have both submarine and boat like abilities and have weaponry for both attacking above and below the water, but they still hang back and work as back-up for Fin Fang Foom. The Sharkticons move against the huge ancient dragon quickly and swarm him. Foom kills 3 of the Sharkticons but they keep coming at him using their powerful metal jaws to rip him apart. Fin Fang Foom, though huge and powerful is not quite in his element as the remaining Sharkticons finish him off. Once the 2 Titans see that Foom is not going to be successfull they open fire, blasting the Sharkticons with everyting they have got. Beast Boy turns into an eagle and grabs Navy Seal #45 to escape the carnage but he isn't fast enough to save them all as the other 2 Seals are killed by the friendly fire of the not so friendly Cymeks who could care less about the useless hethragir. Even Nova, the great herald of Galactus uses her powers of speed and flight to get far away from this battle. The 2 Titans on the other hand care not for what this strategy does to their team or that they let the death of their teammate, the huge Fin Fang Foom act as their diversion; as long as victory is the final conclusion. The remaining 9 Sharkticons swim right into the attack in an attempt to move against the Cymeks, but none of them make it there before their sparks are destroyed by the massive torpedo blasts from the 2 powerful mixes of man and machine.
THE OUTSIDERS ARE VICTORIOUS!
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