TEAM is Unicron, The Presence, Set, Superman, Superboy, Thor, Godzilla, Pete Sosa (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Mike Sroka (w/ a green lightsaber), Laura Sroka (w/ a green lightsaber & Mithril Vest), & Joe Levine in a Semi Truck.
Alice's Wonder Team is Primus, Q, True Q, The Q Representative, & Quinn, General Zod, Non, Hyperion, Ben Quadrineros in an F-16, Ewok #47, & Toto.
At last, these 2 American League cross-division rivals get to meet in The Play-offs. The aristocrat of arrogance vs. the colonel of cocky. The tyrant of trash talk vs. the lord of loudmouths. TEAM Vs. Alice. I’m not even willing to bet which one is which out of those punny names let alone who the “Best Buy” is for winner of this match, but there is no doubt that they have held back absolutely nothing for this bout with each other (not that either of these teams have a reputation for not starting their best possible team or anything). There are very few things in the Universe that can cause Primus to awaken from what he wishes to be an eternal slumber, but one of them, if not the only one is the presence of his brother Unicron. Once Unicron approaches in his robot form, Primus transforms into his robot form as well, and the 2 of them resume their battle that begun so many tens of thousands of years before. Down below on the play-off planet, Thor is flying into battle alongside Superman and Superboy in their first FFL appearance together. Thor has mixed emotions as he is still proud of his single-handed victory in the week 11 match, which was his only regular season appearance this year, but he is also a little upset about something: “What travesty! Here we are in the play-offs, ready to put everything on the line and the rest of my Thor brethren are sitting on the bench while I fly into battle with 2 Kryptonians“. Ben Quadrineros flies in first in his F-16 to lead the attack, but Pete Sosa takes flight. Pete perfectly aims the rear rocket from his Mandalorian armor and single-handedly shoots down the F-16. This act is met by cheers from his buddies on the ground but before he can regroup with them Gen. Zod flies in with his partners Non and Hyperion. Zod catches Pete and then rips him apart with his super-human strength. Joe kicks the semi into 15th gear and is hauling a** thru the city when Non lands in front of the semi and stays put. The Semi buckles around the Kryptonian and Joe is killed in the crash. Toto jumps on Laura and tries to bite her in the chest (can you blame him), but her Mithril Vest causes the little dog to break his teeth in the process. Laura then pulls out her lightsaber and uses it to kill Toto while her hubby is using his saber to take out Ewok #47. Primus and Unicron pound on each other with a ferocity that could send entire Solar Systems off balance, but the 2 of them manage to keep on fighting thru it. Eventually Primus, who is the larger and older of the 2 is able get a hold of Unicron’s head and rip it clean off of his enormous metal body to end the feud that has raged on for many millenniums. Zod, Non, & Hyperion fly up to fight Superman, Superboy, & Thor. Superman has taken out these guys before but he now realizes that the only chance his team has for victory is if his young counter-part and Thor can hold off the 3 of them while he attacks Primus. Superman races off into the depths of space and leaves Superboy and Thor outnumbered 3 to 2 against Zod, Non, & Hyperion. Godzilla & Set are working there way thru the city, destroying everything in their path on their way to battle with the “supermen” of Alice’s Wonder Team, when the 4 members of The Q Continuum simply cause both Godzilla and even the cosmic powered 7-headed Set to be destroyed as if they were simply getting rid of a pesky snake and lizard off of their property. The Q Continuum then decides that their next target will be Superman, but before they can execute their infinite powers again, The Presence decides that he will use a similar power to remove the life from every member of The Q Continuum. The Q Continuum is then destroyed, but afterwards The Presence decides to die for the sins of this sad race of omnipotents and join them in whatever existence is next. Thor and Superboy, despite being outnumbered keep the 3 Alice members at bay. Thor is able to sink Mojinir into the head of Hyperion and kill him, but once Non gets a hold of Superboy he is able to use his superior strength even over another Kryptonian to break his neck. Superman flies up into space at faster than the speed of light and once he is up there rockets thru the head of Primus. Whether Primus is weakened from his intense battle with his brother or simply not fast enough to react to Superman, it is unknown but either way Primus dies while Superman turns around in one fluid motion so he can return to his teammates as quick as possible. “Leave it to Kryptonians to leave me alone fighting more Kryptonians”. Thor grumbles to himself. Thor is grappling with Non when Zod is flying up behind the Asgardian god, measuring him for his killing blow. Zod is mere inches from attacking Thor when Superman flies back and delivers a punch t Zod, which saves Thor and sends Zod several miles away. Superman then takes this opportunity to aid Thor in his battle against Non. Non may be just as strong or stronger than both Superman and Thor, but his intelligence is completely lacking. It is this that allows Superman and Thor to gain the upper hand and kill Non before Zod can return to the battle. When Zod does return he instantly evens the playing field by kicking the hand of Thor causing him to drop Mojinir and then fall out of the sky. Zod and Superman then engage in an intense battle. The 2 Kryptonian arch-enemies pound on one another brutally. Eventually having their battle brought down to the desert area where they end up fighting on the ground instead of the air because as powerful as they are they can no longer even sustain flight due to the energy they are expelling with their city-leveling hits. Superman, despite his incalculable strength actually passes out from exhaustion right after he delivers the killing blow to the neck of Zod. Superman wakes up to see Thor w/ Mike and Laura standing over him. Superman, knowing how impressive his battle with Zod must have been to witness says to Thor: “Well do you mind having to advance to round 2 with a Kryptonian”? Thor reaches out his hand to help up Superman and says: “Aye, how about I advance to round 2 with my TEAMmate”.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCES TO THE SEMIFINALS!
Monday, June 7, 2010
The Untouchables Vs. Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve
The Untouchables are (Green Lantern) Sinestro, The Fantastic Four: Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Human Torch, & The Thing w/ She-Hulk & Franklin Richards in The Fantasticar, Megatron, Deadpool (w/ a red lightsaber), Onslaught, Sodom Yat, (Red Lantern) Guy Gardner, The Constructicons: Bonecrusher, Mixmaster, Hook, Long Haul, Scrapper, & Scavenger. Horatio Caine, & Snuffeluffagus.
Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Galactus w/ Nova (w/ a green lantern ring), Terrax, & Firelord, Anakin Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano, Brandon Inge (w/ a blue lightsaber & Iron Man Suit), Justin Oblak (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Mace Windu, Saint Walker, Indigo 1 & Monk, Calypso, & Oa Lantern #1 (w/ a green lantern ring).
If one were to start a conversation about the best rivalries in all of Fantasy Fantasy, they would no doubt mention The Untouchables Vs. The Kennelz. Not only were these 2 teams party to the first ever FFL match, but the 2 of them have gone back and forth with each other a total of 6 times (including this one) every one of which has been an evenly matched fight. Except for maybe TEAM and The Horsemen, no other rivalry has had so many memorable matches and has remained so even. Mr. Fantastic orders his troops into attack positions, as he leads the charge from the air in The Fantasticar, which is being piloted by The Thing and is holding all 4 members of the traditional Fantastic Four as well as Franklin Richards and She-Hulk (and don’t tell me that it can’t because it only has 4 seats, when it looks different in every single comic it has ever been in). Deadpool and his BFF Megatron are down in the city below when Deadpool says: “Holy crap am I geeked, isn’t it great to be back in the field again Meg”? Megatron replies: “I told you to never call me that meat sack”. “Dang, it has been a while, but I understand that FFL teams have to protect their first overall pick, second in FFL History”. “Technically you were the 51st, if you count all 50 Predators”. Megatron adds to rain on his parade. “yeah right, Meg. To bad nobody counts all 50 predators. I mean duh, one pick so they count as one. But for real Meg, it’s been so long since we got to start in a match together that we’ve got to blow up big time today. I’m not even kidding dude. This is gonna be epic”. “Plus, you do have 9 deaths, so you know that you can totally blow up before you hit the graveyard this week; I mean, I might as well mention that, since we’re breaking the 4th wall and all“. Megatron says mightily. Deadpool comes back with: “Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that. I can’t die. I mean, haven’t you ever read my comics”. “No”. Says Megatron. Deadpool looks shocked and hurt, but he hides it well (He is wearing a mask after all). Deadpool says: “What the hell do you mean you have never read my comics? I mean, I would have bought that bull crap back when The FFL first started, but ever since I was picked 2nd overall in the Season 1 draft, my sales have quadrupled. You can’t even go in a comic book store without tripping on one of my mags Meg. I’m the coolest thing out there these days. I’m like Deadpool and stuff. I’m Deadpool: The Man Without Fear. I’m your Friendly Neighborhood Deadpool. I’m the invincible Deadpool. I’m Deadpool The Man of Steel. I’m Deadpool born in to a world he never made. I’m a hero in a half shell: Deadpool power. I’M THE BEST AT WHAT WOLVERINE USED TO DO BUB!! I’M FREAKIN DEADPOOL”! Justin Oblak turns to Mace and says: “Master Windu, what do you have in mind for our plan of attack”. Mace replies with: “I was thinking about waiting until Deadfool shuts up and then rushing over there and kicking the crap out of them like we did the last time we met up with them on this planet“. “Sounds good to me”. Inge says to Justin after a warm embrace that made them feel as one even thru their heavy metal suits of armor. It is as if the stronger the armor around their bodies gets the weaker the armor around their hearts feels. It is only thru their example of full unbridled bromance that so many members of The Kennelz have allowed their own hearts to be opened to such full displays of Man Love. Now I’m talkin about true guy stuff here, not just the occasional “bring it in for the whole thing, manwhich hug” I’m talkin about straight men doing straight things like only straight men can. Megatron orders The Constructicons to form Devastator, while on the other side of the planet Galactus orders his 3 heralds to attack The Fantastic Four (or 6). As Onslaught comes rampaging on to the scene, Inge and Oblak are thankful that they are far away from him, now that they are both covered in metal suits. Horatio comes riding out of the forest on top of Snuffeluffagus. He rides up to where Inge and Oblak are positioned as the 2 of them are having a push contest and trading copies of paperbacks (Chicken Soup for the heavily armored soul for Jet Packs for Dummies). Snuffeluffagus walks up and Horatio takes off his glasses and says: “Not to be the elephant in the room, but you guys are about to become each other’s imaginary friend”. (OHHHH WON’T GETFOOLED AGAIN). Inge looks over at Justin and simply says: “Eff this guy”. Justin replies with: “exactly”. They then proceed to flame-throw the crap out of both Horatio and his furry steed. Sinestro cares not for the supposed setting advantage that certain characters supposedly have over him, which is why he flies in solo toward the water region looking for Calypso. Calypso emerges from the depths ready to reign down on the flier with her powers of manipulation, but Sinestro repels everything she throws at him with his green energy field and then uses a giant net of green energy to catch Calypso and then crushes her within its energy webbing. Nova leads the pack as the 3 heralds rush in toward the Fantasticar. Nova uses a well-placed blast of mixed energy from her ring and Galactus-granted powers to blow Franklin Richards to pieces. Mr. Fantastic, who is well-aware of his son’s powers is not only horrified by the death of his son, but also in shock at the sheer power that even a mere minion of Galactus can possess. As the Fantasticar flies by Terrax flies up next to them. She-Hulk stands up from the back seat of the Fantasticar and executes a perfectly timed leap. She grabs Terrax out of the air and the 2 of them fall onto the roof a nearby building. Terrax is stunned by the attack, but is still ready to take on any level of opponent. He is confident in his immense physical strength, gifted to him thru cosmic means; but She-Hulk’s Gamma Radiation powers prove to be even better as she restrains Terrax where he is at and then proceeds to pummel him out of existence. Nova uses her combined powers to once again target The Fantasticar, but this time she blows up the vehicle itself. Human Torch yells “Flame On” and instantly takes flight and engages Nova in battle. Mr. Fantastic is able to stretch his body into a parachute of sorts to glide down to the ground safely, while Invisible Woman is able to use her invisible force field to protect her from death as she hits the ground as well. The Thing doesn’t have any powers to aid him in this problem so he instead jumps onto the back of Firelord and uses him to break him fall down to the ground. His fall is not the only thing that is broken by this move, as it also works to break Firelord directly in half as well. The Human Torch and Nova engage in a fierce fight high above the city, but despite Nova’s plethora of powers Human Torch is still able to turn up the intensity of his heat so severely that even Nova’s durable skin is unable to withstand it when he flies into her head on. The Kennelz have known all along, that the main objective of The Fantastic Four was to get to Galactus and put a stop to him. The Kennelz see that the Fantastic Four have now been separated, and that even though they managed to destroy the heralds of Galactus, it was not to late to keep the team separate and to take advantage of this before they can regroup and possibly take out Galactus. Sodom Yat of The Untouchables notices this as well, and despite the fact that he has the utmost confidence in his teammates decides that there may never be a better time than the present to take out Galactus and that he may just be powerful enough to do it. She-Hulk is running down the stairs of the building that she killed Terrax on top of when she is met by Mace Windu on one of the landings. She-Hulk has no where to go but down, and she knows that she must now get thru Mace if she is going to help her teammates win this match. She Hulk rips off the railing next to her and launches it at Mace but the Jedi Master ducks out of the way just in the nick of time. Mace ten rushes in and dropkicks She-Hulk in the chest before he plunges his purple lightsaber into her neck. Anakin has climbed to the top of the highest skyscraper in the Play-off Planet city and has patiently waited for his opportunity. Anakin sees The Human Torch flying by at an amazing rate of speed when he allows himself to free fall off of the top of the building. Human Torch is dedicated to getting back to his sister and Reed Richards and is pushing himself to the limit when Anakin’s lightsaber slices right thru Johnny before he even knew Anakin was there. Anakin then guides himself into a nearby window, where he doesn’t realize an enrage Thing is waiting for him after having seen Anakin’s attack. “You killed Johnny, now it’s Clobberin Time” The Thing yells as he rushes at an exhausted Anakin, who has his back turned to the yellow rock coated Ben Grimm. The Thing is about to land a massive haymaker on Anakin when the Jedi’s padawan Ahsoka pops out from the ceiling tile above them and says: “I got your back master” as she runs her green lightsaber right down the center of The Thing. Mr. Fantastic and Invisible Woman have regrouped with each other and discovered thru Reed’s computer scans that the rest of their team is dead. Mace then meets up with Anakin and the 2 of them realize that although they have taken out most of The Fantastic Four they aren’t going to able to get to Reed and Susan; but that there is no way that the 2 of them can take out Galactus by themselves. Mace and Anakin begin to bicker with each other about what to do next when Ahsoka chimes in with: “Uhhh masters, how about we fight that guy before he squashes us” as she is pointing to the rampaging Devastator. The 2 Jedi both nod at Ahsoka and then nod at each other as they run at Devastator with Jedi speed. The Jedi Master, Knight, & Padawan run straight up the huge Decepticon and begin hacking at the gestalt with their lightsabers until Devastator falls to the ground with all 6 of its Constructicon parts destroyed. Sodom Yat is joined by Sinestro in his attack on Galactus, but Galactus manages to vaporize Sodom Yat with a blast of cosmic energy from his fist. Sinestro completely shields himself in green energy as he flies in for the kill against Galactus, but the devourer of worlds still manages to punch right thru his defenses and thru the man himself to end what has been a great FFL career. Mr. Fantastic and Invisible Woman use the death of their teammate as a diversion to get right up on Galactus. Mr. Fantastic may not have an ultimate nullifier or the rest of his team to aid him, but he knows that if The Untouchables are going to make it out of the first round for the first time than he and his wife are going to have to take out Galactus. Invisible Woman wraps both herself and her husband in the strongest invisible shield she has ever created. Once inside they burst thru the purple helmet of Galactus and find themselves right inside the omnipotent brain of Galactus. Reed uses his incalculable intellect and his amazing understanding of alien technology to tap into the brain of Galactus. Galactus has such confidence in his superior intelligence over any other life form that he simply allows this to take place, just to see what happens. Reed Richards entire head excruciatingly aches as he attempts this, as does that of Susan’s from keeping up such an intense force field but in the end Mr. Fantastic is able to overload the brain of Galactus and kill the Devourer of Worlds with his thoughts. Reed and Susan lay on the ground nearly dead from such an exertion when Brandon Inge and Justin Oblak land next to them. Justin says: “These guys are from the other team, right”? “I’m pretty sure”. Inge replies. They then proceed to pump the last 2 members of The Fantastic Four full of lead (Justin kills Invisible Woman & Inge kills Mr. Fantastic). The 2 of them fly away and Justin says: “Hey Brandon, were those 2 we just killed powerful or anything”? Inge replies: “I doubt it dude, they were just laying there after all”. Saint Walker uses his blue lantern ring to charge the Oa Guardian’s green ring up to 200% and they fly in to attack Onslaught with the help of Indigo 1 & Monk. Onslaught taps into the mind of Monk and mindblocks him which results in his instant death, but the other 3 lanterns are able to combine the power of their rings and kill Onslaught before the super-powered mutant can do it again. Guy Gardner would have been enraged by the death of Reed and Susan, even if he wasn’t a red lantern, butt since he is, it makes the deaths of Brandon Inge and Justin Oblak even more enjoyable for him. Guy uses a red energy axe and a green energy harpoon to cut right thru the armor protecting both Justin and Brandon without even slowing his flight speed. Guy then kills Indigo 1 from the air with a double blast of red and green energy. Guy Gardner then meets up with mace Windu, who he reminds that he has lived thru more matches than any other character this season and that he has ever intention of living thru this one. Mace does a spin move which results in his lightsaber cutting off Guy’s head while he says: “that’s great, if you’re still around after 3 seasons, than come talk to me”. Mace is pretty proud of himself at this point, but not for long as he is caught by a massive blast of energy from Megatron, in gun form who is being held by Deadpool. “Hah, just like old times, huh Meg”! Deadpool says as he throws Megatron into the air so he can transform back into robot form. Megatron then flies up and then comes down hard onto the head of Anakin to crush the Chosen One in his tracks. Deadpool jumps into action with his full-auto pistol and ninja sword raging as he attacks both the Oa Guardian and Saint Walker. “Oh, don’t even get me started on you lanterns, yeah that’s right I heard about you guys. You think you are so cool and that your blackest night story was so good. Well, guess what. While DC was creating a great story line about you guys, the boys back at Marvel were busy jamming me down every comic nerd’s throat until even my die hard fans couldn’t stand me anymore. So DC might have made decent characters out of you guys, but I’m basically invincible now“. During this diatribe Deadpool manages to cut the heads off of both Saint Walker and the Oa Guardian, but not before The Oa Guardian delivers a rocket ship shaped green energy blast thru the face of Deadpool’s only living teammate and total BFF Megatron. Ahsoka Tano stands before Deadpool with her lightsaber ignited when Deadpool looks at her and says: “Ahhh, and then there was one. Crap my bullets can be deflected by your lightsaber and my swords are going to totally get cut in half by it too”. “Don’t you have a red lightsaber from the beginning of the season”? Ahsoka says. “Oh yeah, that’s right, thanks for the reminder”. Deadpool says in response. Deadpool looks at Ahsoka and says: “before we fight, I gotta tell you that the new Season of Star Wars Clone Wars is totally kicking my A**, in fact would you mind autographing one of my weapons”? Ahsoka says in reply: “Sorry, I must have left my pen in my other utility belt, but while we are being honest and breaking the fourth wall, the fact that you have been turned into the ultimate sell-out character really does suck”. “Uh-oh, fan-girl alert”. Says Deadpool. He continues: “I guess you do have a point though, I mean how much sarcastic crap from me can they possibly put out every single month, eventually it just gets old”. At this point their red and green lightsabers are clashing. “But I guess if the whole Marvel corporation is going to sell out to Hollywood then they are going to have to make gnarly characters like me sell out as well”. Deadpool then gains the upper hand over the Jedi Padawan and puts his lightsaber thru her chest. Deadpool says: “See, I told you guys I couldn’t die. Hmmmm....... And now here I am by myself, talking to myself, now that, is the essence of Deadpool”.
THE UNTOUCHABLES ARE VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCE TO THE SEMI-FINALS!
Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Galactus w/ Nova (w/ a green lantern ring), Terrax, & Firelord, Anakin Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano, Brandon Inge (w/ a blue lightsaber & Iron Man Suit), Justin Oblak (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Mace Windu, Saint Walker, Indigo 1 & Monk, Calypso, & Oa Lantern #1 (w/ a green lantern ring).
If one were to start a conversation about the best rivalries in all of Fantasy Fantasy, they would no doubt mention The Untouchables Vs. The Kennelz. Not only were these 2 teams party to the first ever FFL match, but the 2 of them have gone back and forth with each other a total of 6 times (including this one) every one of which has been an evenly matched fight. Except for maybe TEAM and The Horsemen, no other rivalry has had so many memorable matches and has remained so even. Mr. Fantastic orders his troops into attack positions, as he leads the charge from the air in The Fantasticar, which is being piloted by The Thing and is holding all 4 members of the traditional Fantastic Four as well as Franklin Richards and She-Hulk (and don’t tell me that it can’t because it only has 4 seats, when it looks different in every single comic it has ever been in). Deadpool and his BFF Megatron are down in the city below when Deadpool says: “Holy crap am I geeked, isn’t it great to be back in the field again Meg”? Megatron replies: “I told you to never call me that meat sack”. “Dang, it has been a while, but I understand that FFL teams have to protect their first overall pick, second in FFL History”. “Technically you were the 51st, if you count all 50 Predators”. Megatron adds to rain on his parade. “yeah right, Meg. To bad nobody counts all 50 predators. I mean duh, one pick so they count as one. But for real Meg, it’s been so long since we got to start in a match together that we’ve got to blow up big time today. I’m not even kidding dude. This is gonna be epic”. “Plus, you do have 9 deaths, so you know that you can totally blow up before you hit the graveyard this week; I mean, I might as well mention that, since we’re breaking the 4th wall and all“. Megatron says mightily. Deadpool comes back with: “Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that. I can’t die. I mean, haven’t you ever read my comics”. “No”. Says Megatron. Deadpool looks shocked and hurt, but he hides it well (He is wearing a mask after all). Deadpool says: “What the hell do you mean you have never read my comics? I mean, I would have bought that bull crap back when The FFL first started, but ever since I was picked 2nd overall in the Season 1 draft, my sales have quadrupled. You can’t even go in a comic book store without tripping on one of my mags Meg. I’m the coolest thing out there these days. I’m like Deadpool and stuff. I’m Deadpool: The Man Without Fear. I’m your Friendly Neighborhood Deadpool. I’m the invincible Deadpool. I’m Deadpool The Man of Steel. I’m Deadpool born in to a world he never made. I’m a hero in a half shell: Deadpool power. I’M THE BEST AT WHAT WOLVERINE USED TO DO BUB!! I’M FREAKIN DEADPOOL”! Justin Oblak turns to Mace and says: “Master Windu, what do you have in mind for our plan of attack”. Mace replies with: “I was thinking about waiting until Deadfool shuts up and then rushing over there and kicking the crap out of them like we did the last time we met up with them on this planet“. “Sounds good to me”. Inge says to Justin after a warm embrace that made them feel as one even thru their heavy metal suits of armor. It is as if the stronger the armor around their bodies gets the weaker the armor around their hearts feels. It is only thru their example of full unbridled bromance that so many members of The Kennelz have allowed their own hearts to be opened to such full displays of Man Love. Now I’m talkin about true guy stuff here, not just the occasional “bring it in for the whole thing, manwhich hug” I’m talkin about straight men doing straight things like only straight men can. Megatron orders The Constructicons to form Devastator, while on the other side of the planet Galactus orders his 3 heralds to attack The Fantastic Four (or 6). As Onslaught comes rampaging on to the scene, Inge and Oblak are thankful that they are far away from him, now that they are both covered in metal suits. Horatio comes riding out of the forest on top of Snuffeluffagus. He rides up to where Inge and Oblak are positioned as the 2 of them are having a push contest and trading copies of paperbacks (Chicken Soup for the heavily armored soul for Jet Packs for Dummies). Snuffeluffagus walks up and Horatio takes off his glasses and says: “Not to be the elephant in the room, but you guys are about to become each other’s imaginary friend”. (OHHHH WON’T GETFOOLED AGAIN). Inge looks over at Justin and simply says: “Eff this guy”. Justin replies with: “exactly”. They then proceed to flame-throw the crap out of both Horatio and his furry steed. Sinestro cares not for the supposed setting advantage that certain characters supposedly have over him, which is why he flies in solo toward the water region looking for Calypso. Calypso emerges from the depths ready to reign down on the flier with her powers of manipulation, but Sinestro repels everything she throws at him with his green energy field and then uses a giant net of green energy to catch Calypso and then crushes her within its energy webbing. Nova leads the pack as the 3 heralds rush in toward the Fantasticar. Nova uses a well-placed blast of mixed energy from her ring and Galactus-granted powers to blow Franklin Richards to pieces. Mr. Fantastic, who is well-aware of his son’s powers is not only horrified by the death of his son, but also in shock at the sheer power that even a mere minion of Galactus can possess. As the Fantasticar flies by Terrax flies up next to them. She-Hulk stands up from the back seat of the Fantasticar and executes a perfectly timed leap. She grabs Terrax out of the air and the 2 of them fall onto the roof a nearby building. Terrax is stunned by the attack, but is still ready to take on any level of opponent. He is confident in his immense physical strength, gifted to him thru cosmic means; but She-Hulk’s Gamma Radiation powers prove to be even better as she restrains Terrax where he is at and then proceeds to pummel him out of existence. Nova uses her combined powers to once again target The Fantasticar, but this time she blows up the vehicle itself. Human Torch yells “Flame On” and instantly takes flight and engages Nova in battle. Mr. Fantastic is able to stretch his body into a parachute of sorts to glide down to the ground safely, while Invisible Woman is able to use her invisible force field to protect her from death as she hits the ground as well. The Thing doesn’t have any powers to aid him in this problem so he instead jumps onto the back of Firelord and uses him to break him fall down to the ground. His fall is not the only thing that is broken by this move, as it also works to break Firelord directly in half as well. The Human Torch and Nova engage in a fierce fight high above the city, but despite Nova’s plethora of powers Human Torch is still able to turn up the intensity of his heat so severely that even Nova’s durable skin is unable to withstand it when he flies into her head on. The Kennelz have known all along, that the main objective of The Fantastic Four was to get to Galactus and put a stop to him. The Kennelz see that the Fantastic Four have now been separated, and that even though they managed to destroy the heralds of Galactus, it was not to late to keep the team separate and to take advantage of this before they can regroup and possibly take out Galactus. Sodom Yat of The Untouchables notices this as well, and despite the fact that he has the utmost confidence in his teammates decides that there may never be a better time than the present to take out Galactus and that he may just be powerful enough to do it. She-Hulk is running down the stairs of the building that she killed Terrax on top of when she is met by Mace Windu on one of the landings. She-Hulk has no where to go but down, and she knows that she must now get thru Mace if she is going to help her teammates win this match. She Hulk rips off the railing next to her and launches it at Mace but the Jedi Master ducks out of the way just in the nick of time. Mace ten rushes in and dropkicks She-Hulk in the chest before he plunges his purple lightsaber into her neck. Anakin has climbed to the top of the highest skyscraper in the Play-off Planet city and has patiently waited for his opportunity. Anakin sees The Human Torch flying by at an amazing rate of speed when he allows himself to free fall off of the top of the building. Human Torch is dedicated to getting back to his sister and Reed Richards and is pushing himself to the limit when Anakin’s lightsaber slices right thru Johnny before he even knew Anakin was there. Anakin then guides himself into a nearby window, where he doesn’t realize an enrage Thing is waiting for him after having seen Anakin’s attack. “You killed Johnny, now it’s Clobberin Time” The Thing yells as he rushes at an exhausted Anakin, who has his back turned to the yellow rock coated Ben Grimm. The Thing is about to land a massive haymaker on Anakin when the Jedi’s padawan Ahsoka pops out from the ceiling tile above them and says: “I got your back master” as she runs her green lightsaber right down the center of The Thing. Mr. Fantastic and Invisible Woman have regrouped with each other and discovered thru Reed’s computer scans that the rest of their team is dead. Mace then meets up with Anakin and the 2 of them realize that although they have taken out most of The Fantastic Four they aren’t going to able to get to Reed and Susan; but that there is no way that the 2 of them can take out Galactus by themselves. Mace and Anakin begin to bicker with each other about what to do next when Ahsoka chimes in with: “Uhhh masters, how about we fight that guy before he squashes us” as she is pointing to the rampaging Devastator. The 2 Jedi both nod at Ahsoka and then nod at each other as they run at Devastator with Jedi speed. The Jedi Master, Knight, & Padawan run straight up the huge Decepticon and begin hacking at the gestalt with their lightsabers until Devastator falls to the ground with all 6 of its Constructicon parts destroyed. Sodom Yat is joined by Sinestro in his attack on Galactus, but Galactus manages to vaporize Sodom Yat with a blast of cosmic energy from his fist. Sinestro completely shields himself in green energy as he flies in for the kill against Galactus, but the devourer of worlds still manages to punch right thru his defenses and thru the man himself to end what has been a great FFL career. Mr. Fantastic and Invisible Woman use the death of their teammate as a diversion to get right up on Galactus. Mr. Fantastic may not have an ultimate nullifier or the rest of his team to aid him, but he knows that if The Untouchables are going to make it out of the first round for the first time than he and his wife are going to have to take out Galactus. Invisible Woman wraps both herself and her husband in the strongest invisible shield she has ever created. Once inside they burst thru the purple helmet of Galactus and find themselves right inside the omnipotent brain of Galactus. Reed uses his incalculable intellect and his amazing understanding of alien technology to tap into the brain of Galactus. Galactus has such confidence in his superior intelligence over any other life form that he simply allows this to take place, just to see what happens. Reed Richards entire head excruciatingly aches as he attempts this, as does that of Susan’s from keeping up such an intense force field but in the end Mr. Fantastic is able to overload the brain of Galactus and kill the Devourer of Worlds with his thoughts. Reed and Susan lay on the ground nearly dead from such an exertion when Brandon Inge and Justin Oblak land next to them. Justin says: “These guys are from the other team, right”? “I’m pretty sure”. Inge replies. They then proceed to pump the last 2 members of The Fantastic Four full of lead (Justin kills Invisible Woman & Inge kills Mr. Fantastic). The 2 of them fly away and Justin says: “Hey Brandon, were those 2 we just killed powerful or anything”? Inge replies: “I doubt it dude, they were just laying there after all”. Saint Walker uses his blue lantern ring to charge the Oa Guardian’s green ring up to 200% and they fly in to attack Onslaught with the help of Indigo 1 & Monk. Onslaught taps into the mind of Monk and mindblocks him which results in his instant death, but the other 3 lanterns are able to combine the power of their rings and kill Onslaught before the super-powered mutant can do it again. Guy Gardner would have been enraged by the death of Reed and Susan, even if he wasn’t a red lantern, butt since he is, it makes the deaths of Brandon Inge and Justin Oblak even more enjoyable for him. Guy uses a red energy axe and a green energy harpoon to cut right thru the armor protecting both Justin and Brandon without even slowing his flight speed. Guy then kills Indigo 1 from the air with a double blast of red and green energy. Guy Gardner then meets up with mace Windu, who he reminds that he has lived thru more matches than any other character this season and that he has ever intention of living thru this one. Mace does a spin move which results in his lightsaber cutting off Guy’s head while he says: “that’s great, if you’re still around after 3 seasons, than come talk to me”. Mace is pretty proud of himself at this point, but not for long as he is caught by a massive blast of energy from Megatron, in gun form who is being held by Deadpool. “Hah, just like old times, huh Meg”! Deadpool says as he throws Megatron into the air so he can transform back into robot form. Megatron then flies up and then comes down hard onto the head of Anakin to crush the Chosen One in his tracks. Deadpool jumps into action with his full-auto pistol and ninja sword raging as he attacks both the Oa Guardian and Saint Walker. “Oh, don’t even get me started on you lanterns, yeah that’s right I heard about you guys. You think you are so cool and that your blackest night story was so good. Well, guess what. While DC was creating a great story line about you guys, the boys back at Marvel were busy jamming me down every comic nerd’s throat until even my die hard fans couldn’t stand me anymore. So DC might have made decent characters out of you guys, but I’m basically invincible now“. During this diatribe Deadpool manages to cut the heads off of both Saint Walker and the Oa Guardian, but not before The Oa Guardian delivers a rocket ship shaped green energy blast thru the face of Deadpool’s only living teammate and total BFF Megatron. Ahsoka Tano stands before Deadpool with her lightsaber ignited when Deadpool looks at her and says: “Ahhh, and then there was one. Crap my bullets can be deflected by your lightsaber and my swords are going to totally get cut in half by it too”. “Don’t you have a red lightsaber from the beginning of the season”? Ahsoka says. “Oh yeah, that’s right, thanks for the reminder”. Deadpool says in response. Deadpool looks at Ahsoka and says: “before we fight, I gotta tell you that the new Season of Star Wars Clone Wars is totally kicking my A**, in fact would you mind autographing one of my weapons”? Ahsoka says in reply: “Sorry, I must have left my pen in my other utility belt, but while we are being honest and breaking the fourth wall, the fact that you have been turned into the ultimate sell-out character really does suck”. “Uh-oh, fan-girl alert”. Says Deadpool. He continues: “I guess you do have a point though, I mean how much sarcastic crap from me can they possibly put out every single month, eventually it just gets old”. At this point their red and green lightsabers are clashing. “But I guess if the whole Marvel corporation is going to sell out to Hollywood then they are going to have to make gnarly characters like me sell out as well”. Deadpool then gains the upper hand over the Jedi Padawan and puts his lightsaber thru her chest. Deadpool says: “See, I told you guys I couldn’t die. Hmmmm....... And now here I am by myself, talking to myself, now that, is the essence of Deadpool”.
THE UNTOUCHABLES ARE VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCE TO THE SEMI-FINALS!
The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Supergirl, Superboy Prime, Sixshot, The One Above All, Circuit Breaker, The Joker, Harley Quinn, Luke Skywalker Grand Jedi Master, Plo Koon, Major Amos Dundee (in an Iron Man Suit), Achilles, Sabertooth, Deathstroke (w/ a blue lightsaber), & Deadly Little Miho (w/ a blue lightsaber).
Team Sleeping Pussy is Planetary: Elijah Snow, Jakita Wagner, Ambrose Chase, & The Drummer, Hanover Fist, M.O.D.O.K., Knag the Conqueror, Female Sentinel #2-5, Spider-Woman, Mastermind, Banshee, The Flash (Jay Garrett), War Skrull #1-4, Giant Man, & Kahn.
For the second time in FFL history these 2 teams meet in the first round of the play-offs. The Horsemen have won their division for the 3rd straight year and Team Sleeping Pussy once again has the misfortune of having to play them first. The One Above All decides that he is The One Above this match and that there is no member of their opponent’s team that requires his attention and departs the play-off planet all together. “Oh, that’s just great”. Superboy says to Supergirl. He continues: “I mean, I’m sure we can still take these guys, but we sure could of used a Celestial against Dr. Manhattan & Jean Grey, especially now that she has a green lantern ring”. “I’m not worried” replies Supergirl. Achilles has been put in charge of The Horsemen squad, who has decided to set up camp in the desert area, where they believe a wide-open head to head battle will favor them. The Sleeping Pussies go on the offensive, but The Horsemen see them coming. Maj. Amos Dundee uses some of the tech in his new suit to scan the incoming squad and relays the situation to his team: “It looks to me like we got no Cyclops, Jean Grey, or Dr. Manhattan”. “Lucky for them”. Replies Achilles. “I’m thinking lucky for us” says Sixshot. “It matters not, this match will be over quickly” says Achilles arrogantly. Maj. Dundee then targets 2 of his rockets and takes out both Kahn and M.O.D.O.K. before their team even officially arrives. Achilles and his 3 Myrmidons are instantly locked in an intense battle with The Planetary crew, while Kang the Conqueror opens up a portal right next to Luke, Plo Koon, The Joker, Harley Quinn, & Circuit Breaker. From out of the portal comes Kang, Banshee, Flash, & Giant Man. The 4 of them work well as a unit and use their powers t attack Luke and his crew, but they are actually taken out rather quickly by The Horsemen. Luke force leaps into the air to take off the head of Giant Man, while Plo Koon catches Flash on his way past him wit a lightsaber to the chest. The Joker is able to kill Kang with a mallet to the dome and Harley Quinn takes out Banshee with a Bazooka blast to the face before Banshee can get out any killer screams. Luke is most impressed with his team’s abilities as he orders them to form up for their next opponents, but their next opponents show up even quicker then expected. Suddenly a portal opens and out comes Kang, Banshee, Flash, & Giant Man. Evidentially the last time they encountered these 4 they were actually the 4 War Skrulls, but this time it is the real deal. Luke still manages to use the exact same maneuver on the real Giant Man to finish him off, but the rest of the squad is not so lucky. Harley Quinn may be used to annoying noises after hanging out with The Joker for all these years, but she still can’t handle the screams that come from Banshee, who does not let up until her head has exploded. Plo Koon is knocked to the ground by the Flash, but Master Koon is able t shield himself enough with the force to keep any bones from breaking. This time the Flash gives the Jedi Master a much bigger run for his money, but in the end the result is the same as Plo turns off his lightsaber and ten reignites it at the perfect time to catch Flash off guard and have him run right thru the blade. Kang the Conqueror disappears into thin air and then returns a moment later right behind The Joker with a small bomb that he attaches to The Joker’s back. Kang then disappears again right before The Joker explodes. The 4 Female Sentinels, Spider-Woman, & Master Mind arrive to help out their teammates, but Six Shot shows up to help out his as well. Circuit Breaker is trying to put herself in position to attach herself to the Sentinels, but before she can Spider-Woman zaps her with her stinger blast and puts her out of commission for good. The Sentinels may have avoided that possible fate, but they do not fair any better against Sixshot, who single handedly makes short work of all 4 of them. Kang then puts a portal right in the flight path of Sixshot who seems to just come out the other side of it, but when he does, he comes out a dead, rusted mess. Supergirl decides tat she has had about enough Kang for one day and conquers him with a killer batch of Heat Vision. Mastermind tries to overpower Luke with his mental abilities, but Luke fight back and overcomes the attack with his own Jedi Mind powers. Mastermind is physically blown back by the mental attack, which gives Luke plenty of time to follow thru with a lightsaber stab to the heart. Hanover Fist delivers a kick to the chest of Plo Koon that sends him right thru a nearby rock, but The Jedi Master launches his lightsaber at The Heavy Metal character that goes directly into his neck. Achilles, Sabertooth, Deathstroke, & Miho had definitely met their match with Planetary, but in the end they were victorious, as Sabertooth was able to fight thru the blood freeze that Elijah Snow gave to him. Sabertooth’s healing factor kicked in just in time for the mutant to rip out Elijah’s throat. Deadly little Miho fought a pitched battle with Jakita Wagner that Miho ended with a lightsaber/katana combo to the chest of Jakita. Deathstroke managed to stay one step ahead of Ambrose Chase and delivered a neck-breaking kick to his opponent, while Achilles managed to pound The Drummer in to the ground. Supergirl and Superboy Prime flew in next to each other at the end to catch up to Banshee and Spider-Woman and finish them off with similar neck-breaking moves.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTRIOUS AND ADVANCE TO THE SEMI-FINALS!
Team Sleeping Pussy is Planetary: Elijah Snow, Jakita Wagner, Ambrose Chase, & The Drummer, Hanover Fist, M.O.D.O.K., Knag the Conqueror, Female Sentinel #2-5, Spider-Woman, Mastermind, Banshee, The Flash (Jay Garrett), War Skrull #1-4, Giant Man, & Kahn.
For the second time in FFL history these 2 teams meet in the first round of the play-offs. The Horsemen have won their division for the 3rd straight year and Team Sleeping Pussy once again has the misfortune of having to play them first. The One Above All decides that he is The One Above this match and that there is no member of their opponent’s team that requires his attention and departs the play-off planet all together. “Oh, that’s just great”. Superboy says to Supergirl. He continues: “I mean, I’m sure we can still take these guys, but we sure could of used a Celestial against Dr. Manhattan & Jean Grey, especially now that she has a green lantern ring”. “I’m not worried” replies Supergirl. Achilles has been put in charge of The Horsemen squad, who has decided to set up camp in the desert area, where they believe a wide-open head to head battle will favor them. The Sleeping Pussies go on the offensive, but The Horsemen see them coming. Maj. Amos Dundee uses some of the tech in his new suit to scan the incoming squad and relays the situation to his team: “It looks to me like we got no Cyclops, Jean Grey, or Dr. Manhattan”. “Lucky for them”. Replies Achilles. “I’m thinking lucky for us” says Sixshot. “It matters not, this match will be over quickly” says Achilles arrogantly. Maj. Dundee then targets 2 of his rockets and takes out both Kahn and M.O.D.O.K. before their team even officially arrives. Achilles and his 3 Myrmidons are instantly locked in an intense battle with The Planetary crew, while Kang the Conqueror opens up a portal right next to Luke, Plo Koon, The Joker, Harley Quinn, & Circuit Breaker. From out of the portal comes Kang, Banshee, Flash, & Giant Man. The 4 of them work well as a unit and use their powers t attack Luke and his crew, but they are actually taken out rather quickly by The Horsemen. Luke force leaps into the air to take off the head of Giant Man, while Plo Koon catches Flash on his way past him wit a lightsaber to the chest. The Joker is able to kill Kang with a mallet to the dome and Harley Quinn takes out Banshee with a Bazooka blast to the face before Banshee can get out any killer screams. Luke is most impressed with his team’s abilities as he orders them to form up for their next opponents, but their next opponents show up even quicker then expected. Suddenly a portal opens and out comes Kang, Banshee, Flash, & Giant Man. Evidentially the last time they encountered these 4 they were actually the 4 War Skrulls, but this time it is the real deal. Luke still manages to use the exact same maneuver on the real Giant Man to finish him off, but the rest of the squad is not so lucky. Harley Quinn may be used to annoying noises after hanging out with The Joker for all these years, but she still can’t handle the screams that come from Banshee, who does not let up until her head has exploded. Plo Koon is knocked to the ground by the Flash, but Master Koon is able t shield himself enough with the force to keep any bones from breaking. This time the Flash gives the Jedi Master a much bigger run for his money, but in the end the result is the same as Plo turns off his lightsaber and ten reignites it at the perfect time to catch Flash off guard and have him run right thru the blade. Kang the Conqueror disappears into thin air and then returns a moment later right behind The Joker with a small bomb that he attaches to The Joker’s back. Kang then disappears again right before The Joker explodes. The 4 Female Sentinels, Spider-Woman, & Master Mind arrive to help out their teammates, but Six Shot shows up to help out his as well. Circuit Breaker is trying to put herself in position to attach herself to the Sentinels, but before she can Spider-Woman zaps her with her stinger blast and puts her out of commission for good. The Sentinels may have avoided that possible fate, but they do not fair any better against Sixshot, who single handedly makes short work of all 4 of them. Kang then puts a portal right in the flight path of Sixshot who seems to just come out the other side of it, but when he does, he comes out a dead, rusted mess. Supergirl decides tat she has had about enough Kang for one day and conquers him with a killer batch of Heat Vision. Mastermind tries to overpower Luke with his mental abilities, but Luke fight back and overcomes the attack with his own Jedi Mind powers. Mastermind is physically blown back by the mental attack, which gives Luke plenty of time to follow thru with a lightsaber stab to the heart. Hanover Fist delivers a kick to the chest of Plo Koon that sends him right thru a nearby rock, but The Jedi Master launches his lightsaber at The Heavy Metal character that goes directly into his neck. Achilles, Sabertooth, Deathstroke, & Miho had definitely met their match with Planetary, but in the end they were victorious, as Sabertooth was able to fight thru the blood freeze that Elijah Snow gave to him. Sabertooth’s healing factor kicked in just in time for the mutant to rip out Elijah’s throat. Deadly little Miho fought a pitched battle with Jakita Wagner that Miho ended with a lightsaber/katana combo to the chest of Jakita. Deathstroke managed to stay one step ahead of Ambrose Chase and delivered a neck-breaking kick to his opponent, while Achilles managed to pound The Drummer in to the ground. Supergirl and Superboy Prime flew in next to each other at the end to catch up to Banshee and Spider-Woman and finish them off with similar neck-breaking moves.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTRIOUS AND ADVANCE TO THE SEMI-FINALS!
Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Logical Genocide
Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches are The One Above All, The Living Tribunal, Ego: The Living Planet, Ranx: The Sentient City, Mogo, & Orion.
Logical Genocide is Ion, Nekron, Mera (w/ a red lantern ring), V (w/ a yellow lantern ring), Cannon Fodder Smurf (w/ a blue lantern ring), Manhunter #1-3, Dr. Deathbrain & The Living Killing Roller Coaster, Red Lantern #2, Titan Force 5, Jedi Master #28, Black Dragon #11, Jason Todd, & Robert Hudson (w/ a laser sword, laser gun, & pokeball).
The One Above All & The Living Tribunal alter the reality that they have been thrust into and do away with the play-off planet all together (don‘t worry, us all powerful watchers will bring it back for next week). The combatants sent by Logical Genocide are instantaneously split up into three groups and transported onto Ego, Mogo, & Ranx. All 5 parts of the combined Titan Maximum have managed to stay free-floating in space, but the rest of the combatants have been split into 3 groups. Mera was put onto the waterless Ranx, along with Jedi Master #28, Jason Todd, Cannon Fodder Smurf, & Robert Hudson. Dr. Deathbrain, The Living Killing Roller Coaster, Ion, Nekron, & The Manhunters: Alpha, Beta, & Centra. And on Mogo was placed V, Red Lantern #2, & Cyphillic the Black Dragon. Orion, with The One Above All & The Living Tribunal in tow move against Titan Maximum. The One Above All at this moment has taken the appearance of Bryan Beckerman, and is claiming that in his reality he is actually the owner of this team and that he controls every aspect of the management of it. Orion begins the attack on Titan Maximum and despite his size which is miniscule in comparison to The Voltron rip-off he manages to put quite a hurting on it. The Living Tribunal hangs back patiently to see what the best means of attack will be, while The One Above All hurls a concentrated form of cosmic feces at the Titan Force Five. Titan Maximum uses its futuristic weaponry and concentrates all of its firepower on The One Above All. With this attack Titan Maximum’s artillery resources are nearly exhausted, but he does manage to take out The Bryan Beckerman/One Above All. I personally was unsure if The One Above All could be killed by conventional means, but today he was. The Living Tribunal and Orion are shocked by the destruction of The One Above All as they converge on Titan Maximum and with their combined powers, destroy it. On Mogo, the enormous green lantern has turned all vegetation against the combatants placed on his surface, which is why the 3 of them capable of flight have taken to the air. V, Red Lantern #2, and Cyphillic are all flying in different directions when Mogo increases the wind speed so severely that all of them are grounded by the well-past tornado level speeds. Cyphillic is killed as he makes contact on the hard ground, but the aura created by their lantern rings keeps the other 2 LGer’s alive. V and his Red counterpart fight back fiercely, but in the end they are no match for an entire planet turned against them and are destroyed by Mogo. Dr. Deathbrain is riding in the front of the first car of The Living Killing Roller Coaster, with the utmost confidence in his creation’s ability to destroy a planet. “Muwhahaha, it is I the evil genius Dr. Deathbrain, who with my superior twisted intelligence created the most dangerous and scariest killing machine of all time. What is a planet, when one is in control of a carnival ride of terror, that can not only kill you, but also have a conversation with you”!! Dr. Deathbrain says. The Living Killing Roller Coaster replies with: “Yup”. Dr. Deathbrain then proceeds to tell his entire plan to anyone who would listen: “Once my plan is complete, I will have forced every piece of this planet over 48 inches tall to ride on The Living Killing Roller Coaster until they are scared to death of its twists and turns”. Mogo then causes an earthquake which causes The Living Killing Roller Coaster to break apart and kill not only The Living Killing Roller Coaster, but also its only occupant Dr. Deathbrain. Ego attacks in a fashion similar to that of Mogo, but finds himself with slightly tougher opponents. Ego is able to direct all 3 of The Manhunters into the red hot magma of the living planet’s most treacherous volcano, but Ion and Nekron are able to barrel thru the center of Ego with the aid of Ion’s green ring and then actually blow up Ego, from the inside out. Ion and Nekron have a plan, which is why the 2 of them do their best to destroy Ego, but to still leave a shell of what was once alive, so Nekron can potentially bring the living planet back from the dead to aid Logical Genocide, but The Living Tribunal foresees this chain of events and sends Ego, the non-living planet out of this particular realm of reality. Mera is getting more and more pissed off as she leads her Motley crew thru the twisted metal hallways of the massive prison located on Ranx. Mera tells her squad to follow her as she hangs a left into a large room with several exits, but before they can chose which way to go next, the exits and entrances all close up and the room comes alive, with yellow energy controlled mechanisms attacking them. The LGers jump into action and begin fighting back against the mechanical terrors, but their are just to many of them. Mera is using her red ring to aid her already heightened abilities to wipe out several of the ever-duplicating opponents, but in the end she is caught off guard by a large buzz-saw like robot that takes her head clean off. “Mera’s dead man, we gotta get the hell out of here. Game over man. Game over”. Hudson screams to his teammates. Jedi Master #28 says: “Hudson, get over here and follow my lead. Todd, you and the smurf cover our backs”. “Whatever you’re gonna do, do it fast” See-Eff says in reply. The Jedi Master ignites his lightsaber, while Robert pulls out his laser sword and the 2 of them begin making their own exit out of the room thru the metal walls while Jason Todd and Cannon Fodder hold off the numerous forms of metal meannies attacking them. The 4 of them actually manage to get thru the wall and to dive thru a small hatch in the next room where they fall into a small chamber to escape their attackers. They land about ten feet below them when Jason Todd says: “What a great idea, and what a wonderful smell you’ve discovered”. “Sorry, that was me. Went a little heavy on the broccoli before we left for this mission.” Cannon Fodder Smurf admits to his teammates. Jedi #28 says in shock: “Are you serious, that much stink came out of you”. “That fart, from that butt must have had more smell per square inch than any fart in history“. Jason Todd says. “No kidding man, somebody change that guy’s diaper”. Robert adds. “Alright, alright. get over it. They aren’t supposed to smell like roses“. See-Eff says. “I heard that. Maybe you’re name should be Cannon Farter Smurf with the power you blew that one out with. I mean DAMN, no wonder your whole village is blue. I’d be sad to if I had to smell that all the time”. Robert says. Todd retorts: “Yeah, or maybe they are all blue in the face cause they are always holding their breath”. “Hah, sick burn” Jedi Master #28 says as he fist pumps both Hudson and Todd with a double lock, shirt brush, explosion combo added on for effect. Cannon Fodder speaks to his quartet and says: “Well, okay. If you ladies are done crying about my flatulence, then maybe we could figure out a plan to get out of here and defeat this friggin living city that we are stuck in“. C.F. Smurf continues with: “Now unfortunately my blue ring can’t do a whole lot without a green ring nearby to coincide with it, but this match is a must win”. Robert replies: “Plus we all know that that ring is only a fraction of your real power, right Sir Tootsalot”. “No kidding, The Backyardigans will all beg to be on the graveyard if they just walked into this room”. Jason Todd adds. “Oh don’t worry, there is more where that came from Robin” See-Eff says to Jason Todd. He continues: “I’m starting to see why the comic nerds voted to have you killed”. The Jedi chimes in: “OOOOOOHHHHH & BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE! Give See-Eff a Hells yeah for the Sick-Burn-Re-Turn”. “Hells Yeah” Robert gives back and then says: “So seriously guys. do you think that the walls are going to start closing in on us, or are we just going to starve to death in here“. “Try that door behind you”. Cannon Fodder says contemptuously. So Robert does and then says: “Hmmm, No s&*t its open”. The quarreling quartet then walks out of the door, but this time they are attacked by about a dozen crazed aliens. It is unsure if they are guards at this Quwardian prison or inmates, but it is obvious that they are dangerous none the less. Jason Todd and The Jedi Master begin mowing thru the guards as Robert takes out a few with his laser gun. The largest of the aliens then knocks Robert to the ground and then pushes Jedi #28 into a corner. The Jedi’s lightsaber is knocked out of his hand and he is about to get creamed when Robert pulls out his pokeball and hits the alien in the back of the head. Mew pops out of the pokeball and lays to waste not only the large alien humanoid, but also the remaining 3 to clear the room. “Thanks Rob, and thanks to you Mew”. The Jedi says as he picks up his lightsaber. Mew says: “No problem teammate, but what is that smell”? Jason Todd answers and points to See-Eff: “Oh, I don’t know. Why don’t you ask the Baron of Broccoli over there”. See-Eff, who seems to be embracing his new found claim to fame says: “Yeah, that would be me again, I think I might need to change out my tights”. “Well, Damn son. Do you wanna borrow my litter box or what”? Mew asks of See-Eff. The Quartet turned Quintet continues on their journey, sneaking thru the many corridors of Ranx when they are all of the sudden confronted by even more bionic bada**es then they were the first time. The 5 of them fight fiercely with the mechanical monsters, and each get a couple of kills under their belt when the machines just all of the sudden turn off. “You know it BABY!!”! The Jedi screams. “We got the tools, we got the talent”. Hudson says in reply. “It’s Miller Time” adds Mew. Just then, Cannon finds a hidden doorway underneath a blockaded section of the room that leads to a 10 x 10 room with a sphere-shaped container in the center of it, they notice that it has several levers and knobs attached to it. “Well, guys this could be our only chance”. Jedi Maser #28 says. The Jedi continues: “We have to have faith in our teammates on the other planets, and assume that they have been as successful as we have. We can turn this lever labeled danger all the way up and cause the destruction of this entire sentient city, but we will all most likely die in the process. Hopefully some of our other teammates have survived their ordeals and will be able to claim victory after we do this, and when we are revived for next week, we can all be present for our Semi-Finals battle with the winner of The Untouchables and The Kennelz. Are there any objections”? “I’m ready, I’ll do anything for Logical Genocide”. Robert Hudson says. “I’m in, Batman doesn’t train wimps”. Jason Todd says. “Well, I’ve only been on this team for about 10 minutes, but sure I’m down”. Says Mew. Cannon Fodder Smurf flies up and sticks his butt in the air, before he pushes out a stellar sounding fart and says: “Butt Smurf says lets go for it”. The Jedi Master then nods to his teammates and then turns the red knob all of the way to the right. About three seconds after this action sirens start going off all over Ranx and the 5 of them begin to high five each other as Ranx is blown to smithereens..... In actuality, all the 5 of them did was turn the hot water heater on that particular level all the way up, but; Ion and Nekron are floating thru the air on the brink of death after having exhausted themselves in their battle with Ranx. The 2 of them used every bit of power they could muster to destroy The Sentient City, but they were then ripped apart by the attacks of The Living Tribunal, Mogo, & Orion. Orion flies in between the 2 super-powered cosmic beings and says: “I must say, that expansion team actually put a much bigger dent in us than I ever thought that they could”. The Living Tribunal then peers into the future and says: “I foresee a championship for that team in the future, but it will be long after we win ours”.
BECKERMAN’S BACKYARDIGAN’S: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCE TO THE SEMI-FINALS!
Logical Genocide is Ion, Nekron, Mera (w/ a red lantern ring), V (w/ a yellow lantern ring), Cannon Fodder Smurf (w/ a blue lantern ring), Manhunter #1-3, Dr. Deathbrain & The Living Killing Roller Coaster, Red Lantern #2, Titan Force 5, Jedi Master #28, Black Dragon #11, Jason Todd, & Robert Hudson (w/ a laser sword, laser gun, & pokeball).
The One Above All & The Living Tribunal alter the reality that they have been thrust into and do away with the play-off planet all together (don‘t worry, us all powerful watchers will bring it back for next week). The combatants sent by Logical Genocide are instantaneously split up into three groups and transported onto Ego, Mogo, & Ranx. All 5 parts of the combined Titan Maximum have managed to stay free-floating in space, but the rest of the combatants have been split into 3 groups. Mera was put onto the waterless Ranx, along with Jedi Master #28, Jason Todd, Cannon Fodder Smurf, & Robert Hudson. Dr. Deathbrain, The Living Killing Roller Coaster, Ion, Nekron, & The Manhunters: Alpha, Beta, & Centra. And on Mogo was placed V, Red Lantern #2, & Cyphillic the Black Dragon. Orion, with The One Above All & The Living Tribunal in tow move against Titan Maximum. The One Above All at this moment has taken the appearance of Bryan Beckerman, and is claiming that in his reality he is actually the owner of this team and that he controls every aspect of the management of it. Orion begins the attack on Titan Maximum and despite his size which is miniscule in comparison to The Voltron rip-off he manages to put quite a hurting on it. The Living Tribunal hangs back patiently to see what the best means of attack will be, while The One Above All hurls a concentrated form of cosmic feces at the Titan Force Five. Titan Maximum uses its futuristic weaponry and concentrates all of its firepower on The One Above All. With this attack Titan Maximum’s artillery resources are nearly exhausted, but he does manage to take out The Bryan Beckerman/One Above All. I personally was unsure if The One Above All could be killed by conventional means, but today he was. The Living Tribunal and Orion are shocked by the destruction of The One Above All as they converge on Titan Maximum and with their combined powers, destroy it. On Mogo, the enormous green lantern has turned all vegetation against the combatants placed on his surface, which is why the 3 of them capable of flight have taken to the air. V, Red Lantern #2, and Cyphillic are all flying in different directions when Mogo increases the wind speed so severely that all of them are grounded by the well-past tornado level speeds. Cyphillic is killed as he makes contact on the hard ground, but the aura created by their lantern rings keeps the other 2 LGer’s alive. V and his Red counterpart fight back fiercely, but in the end they are no match for an entire planet turned against them and are destroyed by Mogo. Dr. Deathbrain is riding in the front of the first car of The Living Killing Roller Coaster, with the utmost confidence in his creation’s ability to destroy a planet. “Muwhahaha, it is I the evil genius Dr. Deathbrain, who with my superior twisted intelligence created the most dangerous and scariest killing machine of all time. What is a planet, when one is in control of a carnival ride of terror, that can not only kill you, but also have a conversation with you”!! Dr. Deathbrain says. The Living Killing Roller Coaster replies with: “Yup”. Dr. Deathbrain then proceeds to tell his entire plan to anyone who would listen: “Once my plan is complete, I will have forced every piece of this planet over 48 inches tall to ride on The Living Killing Roller Coaster until they are scared to death of its twists and turns”. Mogo then causes an earthquake which causes The Living Killing Roller Coaster to break apart and kill not only The Living Killing Roller Coaster, but also its only occupant Dr. Deathbrain. Ego attacks in a fashion similar to that of Mogo, but finds himself with slightly tougher opponents. Ego is able to direct all 3 of The Manhunters into the red hot magma of the living planet’s most treacherous volcano, but Ion and Nekron are able to barrel thru the center of Ego with the aid of Ion’s green ring and then actually blow up Ego, from the inside out. Ion and Nekron have a plan, which is why the 2 of them do their best to destroy Ego, but to still leave a shell of what was once alive, so Nekron can potentially bring the living planet back from the dead to aid Logical Genocide, but The Living Tribunal foresees this chain of events and sends Ego, the non-living planet out of this particular realm of reality. Mera is getting more and more pissed off as she leads her Motley crew thru the twisted metal hallways of the massive prison located on Ranx. Mera tells her squad to follow her as she hangs a left into a large room with several exits, but before they can chose which way to go next, the exits and entrances all close up and the room comes alive, with yellow energy controlled mechanisms attacking them. The LGers jump into action and begin fighting back against the mechanical terrors, but their are just to many of them. Mera is using her red ring to aid her already heightened abilities to wipe out several of the ever-duplicating opponents, but in the end she is caught off guard by a large buzz-saw like robot that takes her head clean off. “Mera’s dead man, we gotta get the hell out of here. Game over man. Game over”. Hudson screams to his teammates. Jedi Master #28 says: “Hudson, get over here and follow my lead. Todd, you and the smurf cover our backs”. “Whatever you’re gonna do, do it fast” See-Eff says in reply. The Jedi Master ignites his lightsaber, while Robert pulls out his laser sword and the 2 of them begin making their own exit out of the room thru the metal walls while Jason Todd and Cannon Fodder hold off the numerous forms of metal meannies attacking them. The 4 of them actually manage to get thru the wall and to dive thru a small hatch in the next room where they fall into a small chamber to escape their attackers. They land about ten feet below them when Jason Todd says: “What a great idea, and what a wonderful smell you’ve discovered”. “Sorry, that was me. Went a little heavy on the broccoli before we left for this mission.” Cannon Fodder Smurf admits to his teammates. Jedi #28 says in shock: “Are you serious, that much stink came out of you”. “That fart, from that butt must have had more smell per square inch than any fart in history“. Jason Todd says. “No kidding man, somebody change that guy’s diaper”. Robert adds. “Alright, alright. get over it. They aren’t supposed to smell like roses“. See-Eff says. “I heard that. Maybe you’re name should be Cannon Farter Smurf with the power you blew that one out with. I mean DAMN, no wonder your whole village is blue. I’d be sad to if I had to smell that all the time”. Robert says. Todd retorts: “Yeah, or maybe they are all blue in the face cause they are always holding their breath”. “Hah, sick burn” Jedi Master #28 says as he fist pumps both Hudson and Todd with a double lock, shirt brush, explosion combo added on for effect. Cannon Fodder speaks to his quartet and says: “Well, okay. If you ladies are done crying about my flatulence, then maybe we could figure out a plan to get out of here and defeat this friggin living city that we are stuck in“. C.F. Smurf continues with: “Now unfortunately my blue ring can’t do a whole lot without a green ring nearby to coincide with it, but this match is a must win”. Robert replies: “Plus we all know that that ring is only a fraction of your real power, right Sir Tootsalot”. “No kidding, The Backyardigans will all beg to be on the graveyard if they just walked into this room”. Jason Todd adds. “Oh don’t worry, there is more where that came from Robin” See-Eff says to Jason Todd. He continues: “I’m starting to see why the comic nerds voted to have you killed”. The Jedi chimes in: “OOOOOOHHHHH & BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE! Give See-Eff a Hells yeah for the Sick-Burn-Re-Turn”. “Hells Yeah” Robert gives back and then says: “So seriously guys. do you think that the walls are going to start closing in on us, or are we just going to starve to death in here“. “Try that door behind you”. Cannon Fodder says contemptuously. So Robert does and then says: “Hmmm, No s&*t its open”. The quarreling quartet then walks out of the door, but this time they are attacked by about a dozen crazed aliens. It is unsure if they are guards at this Quwardian prison or inmates, but it is obvious that they are dangerous none the less. Jason Todd and The Jedi Master begin mowing thru the guards as Robert takes out a few with his laser gun. The largest of the aliens then knocks Robert to the ground and then pushes Jedi #28 into a corner. The Jedi’s lightsaber is knocked out of his hand and he is about to get creamed when Robert pulls out his pokeball and hits the alien in the back of the head. Mew pops out of the pokeball and lays to waste not only the large alien humanoid, but also the remaining 3 to clear the room. “Thanks Rob, and thanks to you Mew”. The Jedi says as he picks up his lightsaber. Mew says: “No problem teammate, but what is that smell”? Jason Todd answers and points to See-Eff: “Oh, I don’t know. Why don’t you ask the Baron of Broccoli over there”. See-Eff, who seems to be embracing his new found claim to fame says: “Yeah, that would be me again, I think I might need to change out my tights”. “Well, Damn son. Do you wanna borrow my litter box or what”? Mew asks of See-Eff. The Quartet turned Quintet continues on their journey, sneaking thru the many corridors of Ranx when they are all of the sudden confronted by even more bionic bada**es then they were the first time. The 5 of them fight fiercely with the mechanical monsters, and each get a couple of kills under their belt when the machines just all of the sudden turn off. “You know it BABY!!”! The Jedi screams. “We got the tools, we got the talent”. Hudson says in reply. “It’s Miller Time” adds Mew. Just then, Cannon finds a hidden doorway underneath a blockaded section of the room that leads to a 10 x 10 room with a sphere-shaped container in the center of it, they notice that it has several levers and knobs attached to it. “Well, guys this could be our only chance”. Jedi Maser #28 says. The Jedi continues: “We have to have faith in our teammates on the other planets, and assume that they have been as successful as we have. We can turn this lever labeled danger all the way up and cause the destruction of this entire sentient city, but we will all most likely die in the process. Hopefully some of our other teammates have survived their ordeals and will be able to claim victory after we do this, and when we are revived for next week, we can all be present for our Semi-Finals battle with the winner of The Untouchables and The Kennelz. Are there any objections”? “I’m ready, I’ll do anything for Logical Genocide”. Robert Hudson says. “I’m in, Batman doesn’t train wimps”. Jason Todd says. “Well, I’ve only been on this team for about 10 minutes, but sure I’m down”. Says Mew. Cannon Fodder Smurf flies up and sticks his butt in the air, before he pushes out a stellar sounding fart and says: “Butt Smurf says lets go for it”. The Jedi Master then nods to his teammates and then turns the red knob all of the way to the right. About three seconds after this action sirens start going off all over Ranx and the 5 of them begin to high five each other as Ranx is blown to smithereens..... In actuality, all the 5 of them did was turn the hot water heater on that particular level all the way up, but; Ion and Nekron are floating thru the air on the brink of death after having exhausted themselves in their battle with Ranx. The 2 of them used every bit of power they could muster to destroy The Sentient City, but they were then ripped apart by the attacks of The Living Tribunal, Mogo, & Orion. Orion flies in between the 2 super-powered cosmic beings and says: “I must say, that expansion team actually put a much bigger dent in us than I ever thought that they could”. The Living Tribunal then peers into the future and says: “I foresee a championship for that team in the future, but it will be long after we win ours”.
BECKERMAN’S BACKYARDIGAN’S: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCE TO THE SEMI-FINALS!
Monday, May 31, 2010
Playoff Bracket
Just like the March Madness brackets, we're presenting to you the first ever Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy League League. It's a $2 entry fee. Click on the link below, register and predict the outcome to the 2010 FFL Playoffs. Everyone except the Playoff Watchers are eligible to play. Give either Josh or Ryan your money. Good luck, and feel free to ask any questions you may have.
Fantasy Fantasy League Playoffs
Fantasy Fantasy League Playoffs
Week 1 Post-Season Schedule
Consolation Round
Setting: Hyrule Castle
Points: 30
Prize: Star Sapphire Ring
-PMS Vs. The Abomitrons
-The Transfoamers Vs. Bruce's Bodacious Bullies
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Built Ford Tough
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. Oblivio
Championship Round
Setting: The Play-off Planet
Points: 500
Prizes: Indigo Power Ring & Cybertronian Spaceship
American League
-(1)The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. (8)Team S.P.
-(4)TEAM Vs. (5)Alice's Wonder Team
-(3)Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. (6)Logical Genocide
-(2)Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. (7)The Untouchables
National League
-(1)Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. (8)Better Than All of You
-(4)The Right Wing Vs. (5)Hayley’s Comets
-(3)George Washington’s Slaves Vs. (6)Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies
-(2)Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama’s “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. (7)Le’ Napoleon Brigade
Setting: Hyrule Castle
Points: 30
Prize: Star Sapphire Ring
-PMS Vs. The Abomitrons
-The Transfoamers Vs. Bruce's Bodacious Bullies
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Built Ford Tough
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. Oblivio
Championship Round
Setting: The Play-off Planet
Points: 500
Prizes: Indigo Power Ring & Cybertronian Spaceship
American League
-(1)The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. (8)Team S.P.
-(4)TEAM Vs. (5)Alice's Wonder Team
-(3)Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. (6)Logical Genocide
-(2)Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. (7)The Untouchables
National League
-(1)Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. (8)Better Than All of You
-(4)The Right Wing Vs. (5)Hayley’s Comets
-(3)George Washington’s Slaves Vs. (6)Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies
-(2)Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama’s “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. (7)Le’ Napoleon Brigade
Season Three: Week 11 The Untouchables vs. TEAM
The Untouchables are Gilotina, Bernadeth, Mad Harriet, Stompa, and Lashina.
TEAM is Thor.
Gilotina: “Who are we playing again?”
Lashina: “TEAM, how many times do we have to tell you this.”
Gilotina: “TEAM huh, well this should be an easy one.”
Mad Harriet: “Why would you say that, TEAM has pretty much done nothing but win since this league has been around.”
Gilotina: “If by win you mean laying down when they should be playing an actual competitive team, then yeah, I guess I agree with you.”
Lashina: “Don’t you dare look at this match as a cake walk. The second you start doing that (pauses for a second) don’t ever take your eye off the prize Gilotina.”
Gilotina: “He’s started no one of value this season. Look all I’m saying is that I wouldn’t be surprised if he started all Vamp’s this week.”
The remaining Female Furies look at Gilotina and are finding it hard not to agree with her. They know that TEAM is still a powerhouse in the league, but they also know that she has a point. Lashina tries to keep the powerful woman focused but the idea of an easy match is beyond tempting for them to think about. As they all trek though the Pandorian forest, they see no signs of their opponent. Then out of nowhere, snow begins falling from the sky.
The Furies are surprised by this occurrence, but ultimately none of them thinks too much of it. Then the wind begins to pick up and lighting starts striking everywhere.
Stompa: “What the hell is going on here?”
Lashina: “I’m not sure, but I have a feeling TEAM isn’t laying down for this one.”
Gilotina: “You girls and your superstition’s. We are on an alien planet. How do you know that this isn’t a normal occurrence the happens everyday at two in the afternoon.”
Lashina: “That seems like a highly unlikely scenario.”
Gilotina: “What’s more likely; the weather being strange on an alien world or TEAM actually showing up and starting a legit team. I’m telling you, all Vamp’s.”
Thor: “I can’t speak for my team in regards to laying down this season, but the one thing I can tell you, is that I am definitely not a Vampire.”
As Thor says this he brings Mjolnir down upon Gilotina so hard that he literally crushes her from head to toe. The remaining ‘Untouchable’ members now know that their opponent has in fact done the opposite of laying down for this match and are all on full alert for battle. Mad Harriet runs up behind Thor and strikes him with her “Power Spikes” that she has on her hands. Thor screams in pain and then looks at her and smiles. He then re-directs the energy and sends it straight back into her, blowing her back into a tree.
Stompa sees this and decides to start an earthquake on the Na’vi inhabited world. Thor immediately takes flight and in the process grabs Stompa from causeing any further damage on the alien world. While in flight Stompa is pounding on Thor, to which does cause him pain but not enough to actually hurt him to any real extent. He then takes a look at the heat axe that she is wielding and says, “Nice axe, how is it in battle?” She then takes a swing at him with the axe and as soon as it hits Mjolnir, the axe fold’s in on itself and falls to the ground.
Thor: “That’s a shame about the axe. (Looking around for a place to land) Oh, this looks like a nice spot.”
Thor then takes Stompa and sends her directly down on top of a tree, sending the top of the tree through her chest, killing her instantly.
Lashina: “Our weapons are going to be useless against him, so just forget about them.”
Bernadeth: “Good, this was a sorry excuse for a weapon anyways. (Looks over at Mad Harriet who is still laying on the ground with severe electrical burns) Get up Harriet, you are a disgrace to this team.”
Lashina goes over to Harriet to see if she is all right and realizes that her wounds are far greater then she thought they were.
Lashina: “Bernadeth please shut up and actually do something.”
Bernadeth: “Kiss my A## Lashina! While you are tending to your friend over there, I’ll be winning this match for us.”
She then throws the Halberd down to the ground and readies her Fahren-Knives for Thor. Thor flies back down to face Bernadeth when he begins to feel his insides burning. He is not completely sure why this is occurring, but he has a feeling it has something to do with his opponent across the forest from him. Though he can feel the pain inside of him growing, he charges after Bernadeth and in an instant they are both gone.
The next thing Bernadeth sees is a large forest around her, but nothing seems to be right. Thor then looks at her and knocks her to the ground.
Thor: “Good luck finding your way home from here.”
Bernadeth: “Where the hell did you bring me?”
Thor: “Trust me when I say you are going to have a long time to figure that one out on your own.”
Thor then transports himself back to the dimension the battle is being fought on, leaving Bernadeth behind on another plain of existence. Thor then sees Lashina tending to her teammates wounds and sends a bolt of lighting down upon the two of them. Lashina manages to get out of the way, but the second surge of energy that Mad Harriet has taken today is too much for her as she finally succumbs to her wounds.
Lashina is now incredibly angry over the death of her teammate and quickly charges after the god with whips in hand. She does manage to tangle her whips around Thor, holding him down for a second. Thor then looks at her and says, “This again, I’ve already used this move once today, let’s try something different this time.” Thor then head butts Lashina and kicks her in the chest, sending her flying across the forest. Then before Lashina is able to regain her footing, the son of Odin sent a god-like thermo blast into the leader of the Furies that completely disintegrates her.
At this time Thor considered going back to finish off Bernadeth, but thought of it as a waste of time. Because for once this year, TEAM started a heavy weight and heavy weights don’t have time for distractions like Bernadeth.
The Untouchables: Bernadeth survived, though she is in another dimension.
TEAM: Thor Survived.
TEAM is Victorious!!!
TEAM is Thor.
Gilotina: “Who are we playing again?”
Lashina: “TEAM, how many times do we have to tell you this.”
Gilotina: “TEAM huh, well this should be an easy one.”
Mad Harriet: “Why would you say that, TEAM has pretty much done nothing but win since this league has been around.”
Gilotina: “If by win you mean laying down when they should be playing an actual competitive team, then yeah, I guess I agree with you.”
Lashina: “Don’t you dare look at this match as a cake walk. The second you start doing that (pauses for a second) don’t ever take your eye off the prize Gilotina.”
Gilotina: “He’s started no one of value this season. Look all I’m saying is that I wouldn’t be surprised if he started all Vamp’s this week.”
The remaining Female Furies look at Gilotina and are finding it hard not to agree with her. They know that TEAM is still a powerhouse in the league, but they also know that she has a point. Lashina tries to keep the powerful woman focused but the idea of an easy match is beyond tempting for them to think about. As they all trek though the Pandorian forest, they see no signs of their opponent. Then out of nowhere, snow begins falling from the sky.
The Furies are surprised by this occurrence, but ultimately none of them thinks too much of it. Then the wind begins to pick up and lighting starts striking everywhere.
Stompa: “What the hell is going on here?”
Lashina: “I’m not sure, but I have a feeling TEAM isn’t laying down for this one.”
Gilotina: “You girls and your superstition’s. We are on an alien planet. How do you know that this isn’t a normal occurrence the happens everyday at two in the afternoon.”
Lashina: “That seems like a highly unlikely scenario.”
Gilotina: “What’s more likely; the weather being strange on an alien world or TEAM actually showing up and starting a legit team. I’m telling you, all Vamp’s.”
Thor: “I can’t speak for my team in regards to laying down this season, but the one thing I can tell you, is that I am definitely not a Vampire.”
As Thor says this he brings Mjolnir down upon Gilotina so hard that he literally crushes her from head to toe. The remaining ‘Untouchable’ members now know that their opponent has in fact done the opposite of laying down for this match and are all on full alert for battle. Mad Harriet runs up behind Thor and strikes him with her “Power Spikes” that she has on her hands. Thor screams in pain and then looks at her and smiles. He then re-directs the energy and sends it straight back into her, blowing her back into a tree.
Stompa sees this and decides to start an earthquake on the Na’vi inhabited world. Thor immediately takes flight and in the process grabs Stompa from causeing any further damage on the alien world. While in flight Stompa is pounding on Thor, to which does cause him pain but not enough to actually hurt him to any real extent. He then takes a look at the heat axe that she is wielding and says, “Nice axe, how is it in battle?” She then takes a swing at him with the axe and as soon as it hits Mjolnir, the axe fold’s in on itself and falls to the ground.
Thor: “That’s a shame about the axe. (Looking around for a place to land) Oh, this looks like a nice spot.”
Thor then takes Stompa and sends her directly down on top of a tree, sending the top of the tree through her chest, killing her instantly.
Lashina: “Our weapons are going to be useless against him, so just forget about them.”
Bernadeth: “Good, this was a sorry excuse for a weapon anyways. (Looks over at Mad Harriet who is still laying on the ground with severe electrical burns) Get up Harriet, you are a disgrace to this team.”
Lashina goes over to Harriet to see if she is all right and realizes that her wounds are far greater then she thought they were.
Lashina: “Bernadeth please shut up and actually do something.”
Bernadeth: “Kiss my A## Lashina! While you are tending to your friend over there, I’ll be winning this match for us.”
She then throws the Halberd down to the ground and readies her Fahren-Knives for Thor. Thor flies back down to face Bernadeth when he begins to feel his insides burning. He is not completely sure why this is occurring, but he has a feeling it has something to do with his opponent across the forest from him. Though he can feel the pain inside of him growing, he charges after Bernadeth and in an instant they are both gone.
The next thing Bernadeth sees is a large forest around her, but nothing seems to be right. Thor then looks at her and knocks her to the ground.
Thor: “Good luck finding your way home from here.”
Bernadeth: “Where the hell did you bring me?”
Thor: “Trust me when I say you are going to have a long time to figure that one out on your own.”
Thor then transports himself back to the dimension the battle is being fought on, leaving Bernadeth behind on another plain of existence. Thor then sees Lashina tending to her teammates wounds and sends a bolt of lighting down upon the two of them. Lashina manages to get out of the way, but the second surge of energy that Mad Harriet has taken today is too much for her as she finally succumbs to her wounds.
Lashina is now incredibly angry over the death of her teammate and quickly charges after the god with whips in hand. She does manage to tangle her whips around Thor, holding him down for a second. Thor then looks at her and says, “This again, I’ve already used this move once today, let’s try something different this time.” Thor then head butts Lashina and kicks her in the chest, sending her flying across the forest. Then before Lashina is able to regain her footing, the son of Odin sent a god-like thermo blast into the leader of the Furies that completely disintegrates her.
At this time Thor considered going back to finish off Bernadeth, but thought of it as a waste of time. Because for once this year, TEAM started a heavy weight and heavy weights don’t have time for distractions like Bernadeth.
The Untouchables: Bernadeth survived, though she is in another dimension.
TEAM: Thor Survived.
TEAM is Victorious!!!
Better Than All of You Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade
Better Than All of You is (Gray) Hulk, & Arn Anderson.
Le' Napoleon Brigade is John McLain & Jacen Solo.
“Where the F**k are we Jacen”? McLain asks his teammate as they are transported to Pandora. He continues with: “I’ve been in some F**%^d up situations in my life but I’ve never seen anything like this S$$t before”. Arn Anderson then jumps out of the tree behind them and lands a flying elbow on Solo. McLain pulls out his Beretta and turns around to help his teammate, but by then Hulk is already there to do some damage. McLain’s 9mm’s bounce off of the chest of the Gray Goliath, but Hulk directs his rage at Jacen Solo instead of his attacker. Hulk uproots a tree and launches it at Jacen which breaks just about every bone in his body before it kills him. McLain realizes that his Beretta 92 isn’t going to cut it against Hulk so he rolls across the ground and picks up the lightsaber. He has the perfect chance to take out Hulk as the 6’6’’ bada** has his back to McLain. McLain takes his one chance at killing the Hulk as he rushes at him with the lightsaber ignited, but just as he is about to use the lightsaber to cut thru the thick gray hide Arn Anderson screams: “Hulk! Look Out”! Arn jumps out in front of McLain’s lightsaber and takes the hit for his partner. Hulk then turns around delivers a massive punch to the head of McLain over the dead body of his buddy Arn.
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS!
Le' Napoleon Brigade is John McLain & Jacen Solo.
“Where the F**k are we Jacen”? McLain asks his teammate as they are transported to Pandora. He continues with: “I’ve been in some F**%^d up situations in my life but I’ve never seen anything like this S$$t before”. Arn Anderson then jumps out of the tree behind them and lands a flying elbow on Solo. McLain pulls out his Beretta and turns around to help his teammate, but by then Hulk is already there to do some damage. McLain’s 9mm’s bounce off of the chest of the Gray Goliath, but Hulk directs his rage at Jacen Solo instead of his attacker. Hulk uproots a tree and launches it at Jacen which breaks just about every bone in his body before it kills him. McLain realizes that his Beretta 92 isn’t going to cut it against Hulk so he rolls across the ground and picks up the lightsaber. He has the perfect chance to take out Hulk as the 6’6’’ bada** has his back to McLain. McLain takes his one chance at killing the Hulk as he rushes at him with the lightsaber ignited, but just as he is about to use the lightsaber to cut thru the thick gray hide Arn Anderson screams: “Hulk! Look Out”! Arn jumps out in front of McLain’s lightsaber and takes the hit for his partner. Hulk then turns around delivers a massive punch to the head of McLain over the dead body of his buddy Arn.
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS!
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & (Space Shuttle Retiring) Preseident Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs.
Xavier's Annihialtion Squad
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & (Gulf Coast Destroying) President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos are Spider-Man, Dora (w/ a green lightsaber), Boots (w/ a green lightsaber), Backpack, Map, Benny, Eessa, Tico, Azeem, & Zombie Doozer #1.
Xavier's Annihilation Squad is Geo-Force & Perfuma.
The possible perfect season or the bragging rights to be the team that destroyed it is just about the only thing that is on the line in this match. Both of the these teams have already clinched their respective divisions and the top 2 spots in the National League. With that being said, they both still put great teams forward this week which is a credit to both their owners sense of pride and purpose. Zombie Doozer #1 rushes in filled with bloodlust, but Perfuma crushes the little Doozer under her foot and then does the same to Eessa & Tico. Geo-Force causes the earth underneath the feet of The Commandos to rip apart which sends their team into a tizzy, but Azeem still manages to jump out of the crevice being created underneath him and to use his Saracen Sword to cut off the head of Perfuma. Geo-Force’s attacks manage to take out the burly Benny and to knock Backpack right off of Dora’s back ending in both the destruction of Backpack and The Map which was residing inside it. Dora did manage to grab her and Boots’ lightsabers out of it before The Backpack took one for the team. Dora tells her troops to regroup, which they do up in a tree thanks to the abilities of Spider-Man. Dora looks to Spider-Man, Azeem, & Boots and says: “Listen up, I realize we are all in the play-offs already, but we owe it to every amigo of the FFL to do our best to end the perfect streak of The Annihilation Squad”. “I’m ready to do my part” Boots adds, but Peter Parker says: “Be careful Boots, you have one foot, and half your tail in the Graveyard, and we need you for the play-offs”. Azeem adds: “Spider-Man is right, you’re just to important Boots”. With this exchange completed, Dora leaps out of the tree as a diversionary tactic with her lightsaber swinging wildly. Geo-Force begins to aim his attention at the deadly little girl, but Spider-Man swoops in with his webs and completely contains Geo-Force, knocking him to the ground in a web cocoon. The Commandos know that this won’t hold Geo-Force for long, but before Geo-Force can free himself from the webbing, Azeem uses his Saracen Sword once more to finish off Geo-Force the same way he did to their other opponent.
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & (DID I CALL REV. WRIGHT MY SPIRITUAL ADVISOR, I JUST MEANT GUY I MET ONCE OR TWICE) PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & (Gulf Coast Destroying) President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos are Spider-Man, Dora (w/ a green lightsaber), Boots (w/ a green lightsaber), Backpack, Map, Benny, Eessa, Tico, Azeem, & Zombie Doozer #1.
Xavier's Annihilation Squad is Geo-Force & Perfuma.
The possible perfect season or the bragging rights to be the team that destroyed it is just about the only thing that is on the line in this match. Both of the these teams have already clinched their respective divisions and the top 2 spots in the National League. With that being said, they both still put great teams forward this week which is a credit to both their owners sense of pride and purpose. Zombie Doozer #1 rushes in filled with bloodlust, but Perfuma crushes the little Doozer under her foot and then does the same to Eessa & Tico. Geo-Force causes the earth underneath the feet of The Commandos to rip apart which sends their team into a tizzy, but Azeem still manages to jump out of the crevice being created underneath him and to use his Saracen Sword to cut off the head of Perfuma. Geo-Force’s attacks manage to take out the burly Benny and to knock Backpack right off of Dora’s back ending in both the destruction of Backpack and The Map which was residing inside it. Dora did manage to grab her and Boots’ lightsabers out of it before The Backpack took one for the team. Dora tells her troops to regroup, which they do up in a tree thanks to the abilities of Spider-Man. Dora looks to Spider-Man, Azeem, & Boots and says: “Listen up, I realize we are all in the play-offs already, but we owe it to every amigo of the FFL to do our best to end the perfect streak of The Annihilation Squad”. “I’m ready to do my part” Boots adds, but Peter Parker says: “Be careful Boots, you have one foot, and half your tail in the Graveyard, and we need you for the play-offs”. Azeem adds: “Spider-Man is right, you’re just to important Boots”. With this exchange completed, Dora leaps out of the tree as a diversionary tactic with her lightsaber swinging wildly. Geo-Force begins to aim his attention at the deadly little girl, but Spider-Man swoops in with his webs and completely contains Geo-Force, knocking him to the ground in a web cocoon. The Commandos know that this won’t hold Geo-Force for long, but before Geo-Force can free himself from the webbing, Azeem uses his Saracen Sword once more to finish off Geo-Force the same way he did to their other opponent.
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & (DID I CALL REV. WRIGHT MY SPIRITUAL ADVISOR, I JUST MEANT GUY I MET ONCE OR TWICE) PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Swamp Thing & Liono.
Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Mace Windu & Charlie Brown.
The battle starts off both quickly and fiercely as the 2 2 man teams square off. Liono delivers a kick to the head of Charlie Brown that break his neck like the shell of a peanut (get it) but Mace swings his lightsaber viciously, cutting away everything that Swamp Thing throws at him. Swamp Thing is manipulating the forest around him making everything around Master Windu a potential enemy. Windu keeps them at bay for a while, but eventually is completely bound up in a massive series of vines. His lightsaber is ripped from his hands by a sharp twig knocked from a tree above him. Liono and Swamp Thing approach the cocooned Jedi Master cautiously, but just as they do Mace Windu who is deep in concentration within the vines uses his mastery of the force to rip himself free of the binds. In one fluid motion he then flips into the air and uses the force to suck his lightsaber back into his hand. He then comes down in front of Swamp Thing and slices him right down the middle (like a hot dog). This amazing feat unfortunately is not quite enough though, because as the exhausted Windu finishes off Swamp Thing, Liono takes this opportunity to come from behind Mace with his sword drawn and relieve him of his head.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Mace Windu & Charlie Brown.
The battle starts off both quickly and fiercely as the 2 2 man teams square off. Liono delivers a kick to the head of Charlie Brown that break his neck like the shell of a peanut (get it) but Mace swings his lightsaber viciously, cutting away everything that Swamp Thing throws at him. Swamp Thing is manipulating the forest around him making everything around Master Windu a potential enemy. Windu keeps them at bay for a while, but eventually is completely bound up in a massive series of vines. His lightsaber is ripped from his hands by a sharp twig knocked from a tree above him. Liono and Swamp Thing approach the cocooned Jedi Master cautiously, but just as they do Mace Windu who is deep in concentration within the vines uses his mastery of the force to rip himself free of the binds. In one fluid motion he then flips into the air and uses the force to suck his lightsaber back into his hand. He then comes down in front of Swamp Thing and slices him right down the middle (like a hot dog). This amazing feat unfortunately is not quite enough though, because as the exhausted Windu finishes off Swamp Thing, Liono takes this opportunity to come from behind Mace with his sword drawn and relieve him of his head.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Sunday, May 30, 2010
The Abomitrons Vs. Bruce's Bodacious Bullies
The Abomitrons are Hancock, Kyle Houslander, & Ratta the Hutt.
Bruce's Bodacious Bullies are Elrond (with a blue lantern ring) & Separatist Commando #1 & 2.
Elrond instantly puts his Elven tracking skills to use as he disappears into the forest of Pandora. The 2 Commandos do not even know where their teammate has gone, but they continue their patrol as Elrond ordered them to before he melted into the landscape that is so similar to the forests of the woodland realm that he was born in so many centuries ago. Separatist Commando #2 takes aim at Kyle Houslander as he runs thru the forest but the blaster bolt misses Kyle and instead blasts Ratta the Hutt right out of the backpack that Kyle was carrying him in. Kyle rushes at the 2 Commandos who take aim at him but before they can fire Hancock swoops down and lands killing the 2 commandos with his fists before his feet even hit the ground. "Nice diversion Kyle, that's exactly what I wanted you to do" Hancock says to his teammate. "Thanks Hancock, it's just to bad that we lost Ratta in the process". Hancock and Kyle are about to continue their search when Elrond jumps out at them. The Elven ruler is wielding his curved sword with a blue energy coating around it. He knocks Kyle to the ground and then delivers a swift kick to the chest of Hancock. This is a great move but it has little effect on Hancock who grabs a hold of Elrond and launches him into a nearby tree, cracking his neck.
THE ABOMITRONS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Bruce's Bodacious Bullies are Elrond (with a blue lantern ring) & Separatist Commando #1 & 2.
Elrond instantly puts his Elven tracking skills to use as he disappears into the forest of Pandora. The 2 Commandos do not even know where their teammate has gone, but they continue their patrol as Elrond ordered them to before he melted into the landscape that is so similar to the forests of the woodland realm that he was born in so many centuries ago. Separatist Commando #2 takes aim at Kyle Houslander as he runs thru the forest but the blaster bolt misses Kyle and instead blasts Ratta the Hutt right out of the backpack that Kyle was carrying him in. Kyle rushes at the 2 Commandos who take aim at him but before they can fire Hancock swoops down and lands killing the 2 commandos with his fists before his feet even hit the ground. "Nice diversion Kyle, that's exactly what I wanted you to do" Hancock says to his teammate. "Thanks Hancock, it's just to bad that we lost Ratta in the process". Hancock and Kyle are about to continue their search when Elrond jumps out at them. The Elven ruler is wielding his curved sword with a blue energy coating around it. He knocks Kyle to the ground and then delivers a swift kick to the chest of Hancock. This is a great move but it has little effect on Hancock who grabs a hold of Elrond and launches him into a nearby tree, cracking his neck.
THE ABOMITRONS ARE VICTORIOUS!
George Washington's Slaves vs The Syracuse Valley
George Washington’s Slaves are Nolan Ryan, Zack Morris and King Kong.
The Syracuse Valley is Soundblaster, Movie Ravage, Fast Forward, Zombie Rumble, Movie Wheelie, Movie Spy Bug and Movie Decepticon #1.
The Decepticons from The Syracuse Valley make their way through the jungle of Pandora. Movie Ravage sees Zack Morris and charges toward him. The metal beast leaps into the air; his jaw wide open, but is nailed with a rock that’s flying at easily over 100 mph. The rock goes right into Movie Ravage’s mouth and blasts through the back of its skull. “Thanks, man,” Zack says to Nolan Ryan as the pitcher comes up from behind him. But the rest of the smaller sized Valley members then surround the two of them. They begin to attack, but Zack yells “TIME OUT!” and everyone freezes right where they are. He grabs the frozen Nolan and moves them far away from their opponents. “Alright, TIME IN!” The trees then begin to shake as King Kong leap out of them. He’s holding Soundblaster’s head, as he has already removed it from the Decepticon. Kong slams down on Movie Wheelie and Fast Forward. Zombie Rumble shoots wildly at the massive gorilla, but is crushed by Kong’s fist. The Movie Spy Bug flies up by Zack and Nolan, who are now safely behind a boulder. Zack swats the bug away with ease as they watch King Kong rip the arms off of Movie Decepticon #1 and beat it to death with them.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!!
The Syracuse Valley is Soundblaster, Movie Ravage, Fast Forward, Zombie Rumble, Movie Wheelie, Movie Spy Bug and Movie Decepticon #1.
The Decepticons from The Syracuse Valley make their way through the jungle of Pandora. Movie Ravage sees Zack Morris and charges toward him. The metal beast leaps into the air; his jaw wide open, but is nailed with a rock that’s flying at easily over 100 mph. The rock goes right into Movie Ravage’s mouth and blasts through the back of its skull. “Thanks, man,” Zack says to Nolan Ryan as the pitcher comes up from behind him. But the rest of the smaller sized Valley members then surround the two of them. They begin to attack, but Zack yells “TIME OUT!” and everyone freezes right where they are. He grabs the frozen Nolan and moves them far away from their opponents. “Alright, TIME IN!” The trees then begin to shake as King Kong leap out of them. He’s holding Soundblaster’s head, as he has already removed it from the Decepticon. Kong slams down on Movie Wheelie and Fast Forward. Zombie Rumble shoots wildly at the massive gorilla, but is crushed by Kong’s fist. The Movie Spy Bug flies up by Zack and Nolan, who are now safely behind a boulder. Zack swats the bug away with ease as they watch King Kong rip the arms off of Movie Decepticon #1 and beat it to death with them.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!!
The Right Wing vs The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Superboy, Bill Kelley (w/ a blue lightsaber), & Ewok Baby #1 & 2.
The Right Wing is Superwoman, & Atticus Finch.
“Alright Bill, we’re out of the Playoffs. But let’s still send a message to The Right Wing and the rest of the League,” Superboy says to Bill Kelley as they are transported to Pandora. Bill takes a final long drag from his cigarette and agrees and simply nods back. The moment they set foot on the jungle floor, Superboy is blindsided by Superwoman and slammed into a tree. Atticus Finch nails Bill with a stiff right hook right in the jaw as well. He then cocks his rifle. “I remember when my daddy gave me this gun. He told me that I should never point it at anything in the house; and that he'd rather I'd shoot at tin cans in the backyard. But he said that sooner or later he supposed the temptation to go after birds would be too much, and that I could shoot all the blue jays I wanted - if I could hit 'em; but to remember it was a sin to kill a mockingbird,” says Atticus as he aims it at the fallen Bill. “Yeah well I’m no bird,” Bill says as he ignites his lightsaber and drives it into Finch’s chest. He then leans up against a tree and fires up a cigarette. The two Ewok babies crawl up next to his feet as he sees the trees rustling around from what must be Superboy and Superwoman’s battle. “Lois?!?! What the hell?” yells Superboy as he realizes that he’s being attacked by a super-powered Lois Lane. She doesn’t even bother responding, she just keeps coming with blow after blow. But Superboy retaliates and grabs a hold of Lois’s leg and spins her around, slamming her into a tree. “Man Clark’s gonna be pissed about this,” he says as he grabs a hold of Superwoman and snaps her neck. Superboy then flies back down to Bill Kelley. “So how’d you do? I hear that Atticus Finch is one hell of a hero, Superboy says. “No need to be afraid of him, Connor. He's all bluff,” Bill replies.
THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MIDGETS IS VICTORIOUS!!
The Right Wing is Superwoman, & Atticus Finch.
“Alright Bill, we’re out of the Playoffs. But let’s still send a message to The Right Wing and the rest of the League,” Superboy says to Bill Kelley as they are transported to Pandora. Bill takes a final long drag from his cigarette and agrees and simply nods back. The moment they set foot on the jungle floor, Superboy is blindsided by Superwoman and slammed into a tree. Atticus Finch nails Bill with a stiff right hook right in the jaw as well. He then cocks his rifle. “I remember when my daddy gave me this gun. He told me that I should never point it at anything in the house; and that he'd rather I'd shoot at tin cans in the backyard. But he said that sooner or later he supposed the temptation to go after birds would be too much, and that I could shoot all the blue jays I wanted - if I could hit 'em; but to remember it was a sin to kill a mockingbird,” says Atticus as he aims it at the fallen Bill. “Yeah well I’m no bird,” Bill says as he ignites his lightsaber and drives it into Finch’s chest. He then leans up against a tree and fires up a cigarette. The two Ewok babies crawl up next to his feet as he sees the trees rustling around from what must be Superboy and Superwoman’s battle. “Lois?!?! What the hell?” yells Superboy as he realizes that he’s being attacked by a super-powered Lois Lane. She doesn’t even bother responding, she just keeps coming with blow after blow. But Superboy retaliates and grabs a hold of Lois’s leg and spins her around, slamming her into a tree. “Man Clark’s gonna be pissed about this,” he says as he grabs a hold of Superwoman and snaps her neck. Superboy then flies back down to Bill Kelley. “So how’d you do? I hear that Atticus Finch is one hell of a hero, Superboy says. “No need to be afraid of him, Connor. He's all bluff,” Bill replies.
THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MIDGETS IS VICTORIOUS!!
Team S.P. vs Built Ford Tough
Built Ford Tough is Jeff Houslander (w/ a red lantern ring), Despotellis, Wilt, & Keith Mars.
Team S.P. is Ka-Zar, Zabu, & S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent #2.
Ka-Zar and Zabu are feel instantly at home on Pandora, as it reminds them much of their home, the Savage Land. They disappear into the jungle and begin to track their foes. “Crap, where did they go? Man, I’m gonna die out here,” mumbles S.H.I.E.L.D Agent #2 to himself. His concerns were well founded as a savage Wilt bursts through the foliage and guts the Agent with his makeshift spear he crafted from a tree branch. Ka-Zar and Zabu continue to hunt for Built Ford Tough’s Lanterns. They see Red Lantern Jeff Houslander blasting trees down that happen to be in his way. Ka-Zar springs into action and leaps at Jeff. He dropkicks Jeff down as Zabu pounces on top of him. The Saber-toothed Tiger then savagely chomps down on Jeff’s neck, killing him. Zabu then howls in pain as Despotellis has flown inside Zabu and kills him from the inside out. As the Yellow Lantern flies back out, Ka-Zar, with amazing accuracy slices it in half with his knife.
TEAM S.P. IS VICTORIOUS!!
Team S.P. is Ka-Zar, Zabu, & S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent #2.
Ka-Zar and Zabu are feel instantly at home on Pandora, as it reminds them much of their home, the Savage Land. They disappear into the jungle and begin to track their foes. “Crap, where did they go? Man, I’m gonna die out here,” mumbles S.H.I.E.L.D Agent #2 to himself. His concerns were well founded as a savage Wilt bursts through the foliage and guts the Agent with his makeshift spear he crafted from a tree branch. Ka-Zar and Zabu continue to hunt for Built Ford Tough’s Lanterns. They see Red Lantern Jeff Houslander blasting trees down that happen to be in his way. Ka-Zar springs into action and leaps at Jeff. He dropkicks Jeff down as Zabu pounces on top of him. The Saber-toothed Tiger then savagely chomps down on Jeff’s neck, killing him. Zabu then howls in pain as Despotellis has flown inside Zabu and kills him from the inside out. As the Yellow Lantern flies back out, Ka-Zar, with amazing accuracy slices it in half with his knife.
TEAM S.P. IS VICTORIOUS!!
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Season Three, Week 11: Logical Genocide vs Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches
Logical Genocide is Black Tom Cassidy, Shatterstar, & Smurf #9
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches are Fafnir & Ewok #48.
Fafnir roams the jungles of Pandora, his power waning. He began as a mighty dragon driven to guard gold and material goods. His power has weakened on this lush planet because there are no material goods to be found. Only Nature.
Fafnir has climbed up a tree to get a better view of the landscape and look for anything that would be worth fighting for.
Sharterstar Teleports Black Tom Cassidy and Smurf #9 into the battle. The Smurf Charges Ewok #48 and is cut down easily by the Ewok's rough hewn spear.
The Ewok also takes up a tactically sound position above the battle in a tree.
Unfortunately for Fafnir and the Ewok... Black Tom Cassidy has an affinity for trees.
Black Channels all of his power into the forest, making it fight for him, The trees themselves come alive and ensnare the dragon and the ewok, impaling them with glowing blue tendrils and draining their life force from their bodies.
Logical Genocide is victorious!
Smurf # 9 is dead, Fafnir has fallen, and mighty Ewok #48 has given his life in combat this day.
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches are Fafnir & Ewok #48.
Fafnir roams the jungles of Pandora, his power waning. He began as a mighty dragon driven to guard gold and material goods. His power has weakened on this lush planet because there are no material goods to be found. Only Nature.
Fafnir has climbed up a tree to get a better view of the landscape and look for anything that would be worth fighting for.
Sharterstar Teleports Black Tom Cassidy and Smurf #9 into the battle. The Smurf Charges Ewok #48 and is cut down easily by the Ewok's rough hewn spear.
The Ewok also takes up a tactically sound position above the battle in a tree.
Unfortunately for Fafnir and the Ewok... Black Tom Cassidy has an affinity for trees.
Black Channels all of his power into the forest, making it fight for him, The trees themselves come alive and ensnare the dragon and the ewok, impaling them with glowing blue tendrils and draining their life force from their bodies.
Logical Genocide is victorious!
Smurf # 9 is dead, Fafnir has fallen, and mighty Ewok #48 has given his life in combat this day.
Season Three, Week 10: The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs The Syracuse Valley
Due to some technical errors, this match was delayed on getting out. So here is the final match from Week 10 in Bespin.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Superboy, Salaak, Hermes, Thundercracker, Toad in the Mario 2 Spaceship, & Air Zimmell.
The Syracuse Valley is Star Fox (w/ Darth Maul's double red lightsaber) in an Arwing, Peppy Hare in an Arwing, James McLeod in an Arwing, & Young Anakin Skywalker (w/ a blue lightsaber) in an Arwing, (movie) Megatron, (movie) Starscream, Bucky O'Hare (w/ a green lightsaber) w/ Deadeye Duck (w/ a red lightsaber), Bruiser, Willy Duwitt (w/ a halberd), Pilot Jenny, AFC Blinkie (w/ a red lightsaber), & Commander Dogstar in The Righteous Indignation, & Dash Rendar & Leebo in an Ornithopter.
The small roster of midgets are all huddled on a platform around a red cartoonish spaceship. Looking hopeful and yet strangely sad.
Superboy steps to the center of the group and speaks:
“Warriors, Firstly, let me say that it is an honor to serve with you, Secondly there is a fearsome array of warriors aligned against us today. Toad’s brave sacrifice should not be taken lightly, or ever forgotten.”
And with that, He picked the red ship up and hurled it into the atmosphere.
Meanwhile The Syracuse valley began their own suicide mission.
“Young Anakin, Starscream, Megatron, James McLeod and Peppy Hare, you go wide right of the group. I’m sending Bucky in to deal with the heavy hitters. They should have the element of surprise.” said Star Fox.
And with that, the Righteous Indignation careened towards the midgets. Salaak used his ring to create a large catcher’s mitt construct and ensnared the mammal frigate. The engines straining against the powerful green construct. The plan had worked however and the Red ship, piloted by a small mushroom headed warrior arced down with deadly conviction towards the Indignation.
“It’s a good day to die.” said Toad through gritted teeth as he slammed his ship into the frigat, causing a massive explosion and killing everyone aboard.
Dash Rendar and Leebo tried to pilot their unwieldy ornithopter around the debris and barely managed to escape the collision. Unfortunately Superboy was ready for them. He used his super strength to pluck the oddly flapping wings from the ornithoptor as if it were an insect, sending the smuggler and his co-pilot careening into a nearby building.
At this point StarFox swooped in for the kill, he barrel rolled near constantly, impressing even thundercracker and then unleashed his lasers at Superboy striking him expertly in the eyes. Blinding him and sending him plummeting deep into the cloud city. Thundercracker got the drop on salaak but the green lantern was able to fend off his attack sending him careening into air zimmel. Thundercracker was able to right himself, and with a crumpled Zimmel flapping over his wing he set his sights on Star Fox. Star Fox then made a run for Salaak with thundercracker on his tail he performed another expert barrel roll and the resulting disorientation sent thundercracker into James McLoud killing them both.
Sallak used a large meat cleaver construct to sever one of the gravity diffusers and wings from Fox’s Arwing. Fox bailed out of the ship, it careened into Peppy Hare and killed her. Fox then landed on a platform near Hermes and drew his double bladed lighsaber. The Red glow flashed but the God of speed was entirely too much for the pilot, he disarmed him with little effort and threw him from the platform.
Megatron and Starscream teamed up with Young Anakin to overwhelm the green lantern, and they were successful, poking holes in his constructs and finally ending his life with a well placed rocket once his ring had been depleted of power.
The remaining pilots were easily able to dispatch Hermes whose winged helmet and boots do not actually allow him to fly.
The Syracuse Valley is victorious.
Megatron, Starscream and Young Anakin are the only survivors of this contest.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Superboy, Salaak, Hermes, Thundercracker, Toad in the Mario 2 Spaceship, & Air Zimmell.
The Syracuse Valley is Star Fox (w/ Darth Maul's double red lightsaber) in an Arwing, Peppy Hare in an Arwing, James McLeod in an Arwing, & Young Anakin Skywalker (w/ a blue lightsaber) in an Arwing, (movie) Megatron, (movie) Starscream, Bucky O'Hare (w/ a green lightsaber) w/ Deadeye Duck (w/ a red lightsaber), Bruiser, Willy Duwitt (w/ a halberd), Pilot Jenny, AFC Blinkie (w/ a red lightsaber), & Commander Dogstar in The Righteous Indignation, & Dash Rendar & Leebo in an Ornithopter.
The small roster of midgets are all huddled on a platform around a red cartoonish spaceship. Looking hopeful and yet strangely sad.
Superboy steps to the center of the group and speaks:
“Warriors, Firstly, let me say that it is an honor to serve with you, Secondly there is a fearsome array of warriors aligned against us today. Toad’s brave sacrifice should not be taken lightly, or ever forgotten.”
And with that, He picked the red ship up and hurled it into the atmosphere.
Meanwhile The Syracuse valley began their own suicide mission.
“Young Anakin, Starscream, Megatron, James McLeod and Peppy Hare, you go wide right of the group. I’m sending Bucky in to deal with the heavy hitters. They should have the element of surprise.” said Star Fox.
And with that, the Righteous Indignation careened towards the midgets. Salaak used his ring to create a large catcher’s mitt construct and ensnared the mammal frigate. The engines straining against the powerful green construct. The plan had worked however and the Red ship, piloted by a small mushroom headed warrior arced down with deadly conviction towards the Indignation.
“It’s a good day to die.” said Toad through gritted teeth as he slammed his ship into the frigat, causing a massive explosion and killing everyone aboard.
Dash Rendar and Leebo tried to pilot their unwieldy ornithopter around the debris and barely managed to escape the collision. Unfortunately Superboy was ready for them. He used his super strength to pluck the oddly flapping wings from the ornithoptor as if it were an insect, sending the smuggler and his co-pilot careening into a nearby building.
At this point StarFox swooped in for the kill, he barrel rolled near constantly, impressing even thundercracker and then unleashed his lasers at Superboy striking him expertly in the eyes. Blinding him and sending him plummeting deep into the cloud city. Thundercracker got the drop on salaak but the green lantern was able to fend off his attack sending him careening into air zimmel. Thundercracker was able to right himself, and with a crumpled Zimmel flapping over his wing he set his sights on Star Fox. Star Fox then made a run for Salaak with thundercracker on his tail he performed another expert barrel roll and the resulting disorientation sent thundercracker into James McLoud killing them both.
Sallak used a large meat cleaver construct to sever one of the gravity diffusers and wings from Fox’s Arwing. Fox bailed out of the ship, it careened into Peppy Hare and killed her. Fox then landed on a platform near Hermes and drew his double bladed lighsaber. The Red glow flashed but the God of speed was entirely too much for the pilot, he disarmed him with little effort and threw him from the platform.
Megatron and Starscream teamed up with Young Anakin to overwhelm the green lantern, and they were successful, poking holes in his constructs and finally ending his life with a well placed rocket once his ring had been depleted of power.
The remaining pilots were easily able to dispatch Hermes whose winged helmet and boots do not actually allow him to fly.
The Syracuse Valley is victorious.
Megatron, Starscream and Young Anakin are the only survivors of this contest.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
PMS vs. The Transfoamers
“Just relax and let your mind go blank. Shouldn't be hard for you.”
-Grace (to Jake)
I look to the teams which will do battle in the jungles of Pandora in this Week 11 Match. They are as follows:
PMS: Nateri, IG-88 and The Candy Land Crew (Lord Licorice has a lightsaber).
The Transfoamers: Darth Rage (w/ a yellow power ring) and Sari.
Let the battle begin. . .
Sari walks on the jungle floors of Pandora and bumps into IG-88. The assassin droid gains the upper hand initially, but Sari’s Cybertronian abilities kick in. Sari creates a destructive sphere of energy with her hands and fires it at IG-88, which blows the droid apart. Sari feels an arrow through her neck. The arrow is from Nateri, who is crouching in a tree. Sari attempts to transform, but is unable to do so. Nateri fires another arrow through Sari’s chest and kills her. Nateri then turns and sees Darth Rage flying through the use of his yellow power ring. Rage unleashes a yellow construct at Nateri which pierces through her chest with such intensity that her body is pinned to the tree.
The Candyland Crew faces Darth Rage. I, once again, hear the taunting rhymes of the Candyland Crew.
Lord Licorice: Darth Rage you will succumb,
Gloppy: To this Candyland Crew;
Queen Frostine: We’re going to make you squeal,
King Kandy: What ever will you do?
Gramma Nut: If you lose to us,
Plumpy: An embarrassment you’ll be;
Princess Lolly: Going to gut you like a pig,
Jolly: You will surely see!!!
Mr. Mint: Yeah!!!
Rage ponders the rhyme and shoots one back at the Candyland Crew.
Rage:
If you truly think,
You stand a chance;
I laugh, you’re but a skid mark,
In my black underpants.
My lightsaber will skewer,
My lightning will destroy;
Candyland Crew,
You’re all just characters in a friggin’ toy!
It is only a short time before the PMS Crew are decimated.
PMS: All dead.
The Transfoamers: Darth Rage survives.
THE TRANSFOAMERS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
-Grace (to Jake)
I look to the teams which will do battle in the jungles of Pandora in this Week 11 Match. They are as follows:
PMS: Nateri, IG-88 and The Candy Land Crew (Lord Licorice has a lightsaber).
The Transfoamers: Darth Rage (w/ a yellow power ring) and Sari.
Let the battle begin. . .
Sari walks on the jungle floors of Pandora and bumps into IG-88. The assassin droid gains the upper hand initially, but Sari’s Cybertronian abilities kick in. Sari creates a destructive sphere of energy with her hands and fires it at IG-88, which blows the droid apart. Sari feels an arrow through her neck. The arrow is from Nateri, who is crouching in a tree. Sari attempts to transform, but is unable to do so. Nateri fires another arrow through Sari’s chest and kills her. Nateri then turns and sees Darth Rage flying through the use of his yellow power ring. Rage unleashes a yellow construct at Nateri which pierces through her chest with such intensity that her body is pinned to the tree.
The Candyland Crew faces Darth Rage. I, once again, hear the taunting rhymes of the Candyland Crew.
Lord Licorice: Darth Rage you will succumb,
Gloppy: To this Candyland Crew;
Queen Frostine: We’re going to make you squeal,
King Kandy: What ever will you do?
Gramma Nut: If you lose to us,
Plumpy: An embarrassment you’ll be;
Princess Lolly: Going to gut you like a pig,
Jolly: You will surely see!!!
Mr. Mint: Yeah!!!
Rage ponders the rhyme and shoots one back at the Candyland Crew.
Rage:
If you truly think,
You stand a chance;
I laugh, you’re but a skid mark,
In my black underpants.
My lightsaber will skewer,
My lightning will destroy;
Candyland Crew,
You’re all just characters in a friggin’ toy!
It is only a short time before the PMS Crew are decimated.
PMS: All dead.
The Transfoamers: Darth Rage survives.
THE TRANSFOAMERS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies vs. Hayley's Comets
“Well, well, well - looks like diplomacy has failed.”
-Colonel Quaritch
I look to the teams which will do battle in the jungles of Pandora in this Week 11 Match. They are as follows:
The Murderflies: Capt. Caveman, Dynomutt, The Blair Witch, Speedy Gonzalez and Squirrel #1.
The Comets: The Reavers: Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker, Skullbuster, Cole, Macon and Reese and Mace Towani (w/ a laser sword).
Let the battle begin. . .
Speedy Gonzalez (talking to Squirrel #1): So, how about you and I get together after this little skirmish and. . . .
Gonzalez is not allowed to finish his thought as Mace Towani uses her laser sword to slice Squirrel #1 in half.
Gonzalez: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Towani has a crazed bloodlust masking her face. Gonzalez races off. As Towani attempts to chase after the mouse she is met by the Blair Witch. The Witch swirls around Towani and lifts her off the ground. The Witch pitches the young Endorian to Captain Caveman who uses his club and crushes her skull. Towani’s lifeless body falls to the ground below. Bonebreaker’s chassis fires its anti-aircraft weaponry at Captain Caveman. The blast knocks Caveman out of the sky and onto the jungle floor. As Caveman slowly gets up, he is met by plasma grenades launched from Skullbuster’s implants. Caveman gets up once again and is met by Cole, whose cybernetic strength kills the Caveman.
Dynomutt, the cybernetic dog, pounces upon Macon. The two cyborgs are in a pitched battle and Dynomutt is miraculously victorious in the end. An enraged Dynomutt then destroys both Cole and Reese. Pretty Boy comes to the fray and uses his extendible cybernetic limbs to wrap around Dynomutt. An electroshock surges from Pretty Boy and riddles Dynomutt. A weakened Dynomutt is finished (and blown to bits) by the combined weaponry of Bonebreaker and Skullbuster.
The Blair Witch flies at Donald Pierce. Pierce uses his super intelligence to place a perfectly placed electrical current through the Blair Witch. The Witch fries.
Gonzalez stands defiant against the remaining Reavers.
Speedy Gonzalez: Los cometas, no creen que desde que usted haya hecho bien en su primer año dentro de esta liga que es mejor que el Murderflies. Por lo menos nosotros anunciamos un grupo de ecclectic de participantes para este igual. Usted solamente ha reunido medio estaño reciclable y de la hombre-mitad pudo dreck. ¡Tome que a sus tumbas! ¡Viva el Murderflies!
All Reaver weaponry is fired upon Speedy Gonzalez. Only a singe mark can be seen where the mouse stood.
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies: All dead.
Haley’s Comets: Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker and Skullbuster survive.
HALEY’S COMETS IS VICTORIOUS!!!
-Colonel Quaritch
I look to the teams which will do battle in the jungles of Pandora in this Week 11 Match. They are as follows:
The Murderflies: Capt. Caveman, Dynomutt, The Blair Witch, Speedy Gonzalez and Squirrel #1.
The Comets: The Reavers: Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker, Skullbuster, Cole, Macon and Reese and Mace Towani (w/ a laser sword).
Let the battle begin. . .
Speedy Gonzalez (talking to Squirrel #1): So, how about you and I get together after this little skirmish and. . . .
Gonzalez is not allowed to finish his thought as Mace Towani uses her laser sword to slice Squirrel #1 in half.
Gonzalez: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Towani has a crazed bloodlust masking her face. Gonzalez races off. As Towani attempts to chase after the mouse she is met by the Blair Witch. The Witch swirls around Towani and lifts her off the ground. The Witch pitches the young Endorian to Captain Caveman who uses his club and crushes her skull. Towani’s lifeless body falls to the ground below. Bonebreaker’s chassis fires its anti-aircraft weaponry at Captain Caveman. The blast knocks Caveman out of the sky and onto the jungle floor. As Caveman slowly gets up, he is met by plasma grenades launched from Skullbuster’s implants. Caveman gets up once again and is met by Cole, whose cybernetic strength kills the Caveman.
Dynomutt, the cybernetic dog, pounces upon Macon. The two cyborgs are in a pitched battle and Dynomutt is miraculously victorious in the end. An enraged Dynomutt then destroys both Cole and Reese. Pretty Boy comes to the fray and uses his extendible cybernetic limbs to wrap around Dynomutt. An electroshock surges from Pretty Boy and riddles Dynomutt. A weakened Dynomutt is finished (and blown to bits) by the combined weaponry of Bonebreaker and Skullbuster.
The Blair Witch flies at Donald Pierce. Pierce uses his super intelligence to place a perfectly placed electrical current through the Blair Witch. The Witch fries.
Gonzalez stands defiant against the remaining Reavers.
Speedy Gonzalez: Los cometas, no creen que desde que usted haya hecho bien en su primer año dentro de esta liga que es mejor que el Murderflies. Por lo menos nosotros anunciamos un grupo de ecclectic de participantes para este igual. Usted solamente ha reunido medio estaño reciclable y de la hombre-mitad pudo dreck. ¡Tome que a sus tumbas! ¡Viva el Murderflies!
All Reaver weaponry is fired upon Speedy Gonzalez. Only a singe mark can be seen where the mouse stood.
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies: All dead.
Haley’s Comets: Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker and Skullbuster survive.
HALEY’S COMETS IS VICTORIOUS!!!
Alice's Wonder Team vs. Oblivio
“Colonel, there's a native doing the funky chicken.”
-Bulldozer Pilot
I look to the teams which will do battle in the jungles of Pandora in this Week 11 Match. They are as follows:
Alice’s Wonder Team: Vampires #4 and 5 and Goblin #5.
Oblivio: Vampire #99 and Shredder.
Let the battle begin. . .
Goblin #5 (holding up its sword): Although some may recognize us as “commons,” we should acknowledge ourselves as “extraordinary.”
Vampire #4: Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.
Vampire #5: Quit doing your Count Von Count impersonation and focus on the match!
Vampire #4: Sorry.
With Vampire #4 now focused, he joins Vampire #5 as they run at Vampire #99. A pitched battle ensues as the vampires fight. Vampire #99 is thrown to the jungle floor. Vampire #99 quickly lifts a jutting stick from the ground and holds it close. As Vampire #5 rushes at him, Vampire #99 reveals the stick and slams it into Vampire #5’s chest. Vampire #5 explodes. Vampire #99 then faces Vampire #4. As the remaining vampires fight, Goblin #5 joins the fray. While Vampire #4 embraces Vampire #99, Goblin #5 slices Vampire #99’s head off. Vampire #4 and Goblin #5 focus on Shredder. The skilled Ninjutsu master uses his claws to rip into Goblin #5, who falls to the jungles’ ground - mortally wounded. Shredder then faces Vampire #4. Although Vampire #4 is a quick combatant, Shredder is victorious in the end.
Alice’s Wonder Team: All dead.
Oblivio: Shredder survives.
OBLIVIO IS VICTORIOUS!!!
-Bulldozer Pilot
I look to the teams which will do battle in the jungles of Pandora in this Week 11 Match. They are as follows:
Alice’s Wonder Team: Vampires #4 and 5 and Goblin #5.
Oblivio: Vampire #99 and Shredder.
Let the battle begin. . .
Goblin #5 (holding up its sword): Although some may recognize us as “commons,” we should acknowledge ourselves as “extraordinary.”
Vampire #4: Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.
Vampire #5: Quit doing your Count Von Count impersonation and focus on the match!
Vampire #4: Sorry.
With Vampire #4 now focused, he joins Vampire #5 as they run at Vampire #99. A pitched battle ensues as the vampires fight. Vampire #99 is thrown to the jungle floor. Vampire #99 quickly lifts a jutting stick from the ground and holds it close. As Vampire #5 rushes at him, Vampire #99 reveals the stick and slams it into Vampire #5’s chest. Vampire #5 explodes. Vampire #99 then faces Vampire #4. As the remaining vampires fight, Goblin #5 joins the fray. While Vampire #4 embraces Vampire #99, Goblin #5 slices Vampire #99’s head off. Vampire #4 and Goblin #5 focus on Shredder. The skilled Ninjutsu master uses his claws to rip into Goblin #5, who falls to the jungles’ ground - mortally wounded. Shredder then faces Vampire #4. Although Vampire #4 is a quick combatant, Shredder is victorious in the end.
Alice’s Wonder Team: All dead.
Oblivio: Shredder survives.
OBLIVIO IS VICTORIOUS!!!
Monday, May 24, 2010
George Washington's Slaves vs Hayley's Comets
Hayley’s Comets are 8-ball w/ 6-ball, 9-ball, & 11-ball in 8-ball's ship, Zombie Arisia, Halk Karr, Hordak (w/ yellow power ring), Amon & Balbaroy.
George Washington’s Slaves are Santa Claus (w/Ki Adi Mundi’s lightsaber) & Corbin Dallas (w/a green lightsaber) w/ Rudolf, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, & Blitzen, Cosmos, Super Soldier, & Wedge Antilles & R5-D4 in an X-Wing.
After already clinching a Playoff spot, the expansion team known as Hayley’s Comets wants to make another statement in their already impressive inaugural season. They have plans to defeat the reigning National League Champions, George Washington’s Slaves. Alright Santa, let’s teach this expansion team a lesson in humility,” bellows Super Soldier as he flies out in front. Halk Karr then arrogantly flies in to attack Super Soldier. A sonic boom is created when these two hit each other. But Halk Karr gains the upper hand and uses Super Soldier’s own shield to defeat him. Wedge races in aboard his X-Wing and targets Amon and Balbaroy. Two well placed proton torpedoes take care of them and leaves a puff of feathers in its wake. “Nice shootin’ Wedge my boy!” Santa says to his longtime teammate. “WEDGE!! LOOK OUT!!” yells Corbin as he sees a burst of yellow energy come up from behind the X-Wing. But before Wedge can take any evasive maneuvers, Hordak blasts the X-Wing out of the Bespin sky. Cosmos zips in at impressive speeds after 8-Ball and his crew. 6-Ball, 9-Ball, and 11-Ball all start launching their ridiculous exploding billiard balls at Cosmos, who is evading them with ease (after all, Cosmos will fly through meteor showers just to relieve stress). Cosmos then takes aim and blasts the pool rack looking hovercraft out of the sky with his particle cannons. 8-Ball and his gang all plummet to their doom faster than, well a bunch of falling billiard balls. Santa Claus and Corbin Dallas are then blinded by a flash of green light. They soon see their old teammate, Arisia, who has since been zombified, chomping on the head of Prancer. “Aww, that’s just gross Arisia,” says Corbin. “Alright boys, forget that she used to be our friend. You know what to do,” says Santa Claus. The remaining reindeer then use their antlers to rip Zombie Arisia, limb from limb. She does manage to kill Dancer as well before they kill her. Halk Karr then uses his super strength to rip open the side of Cosmos and blasts him from the inside out with his heat vision. As the Autobot falls, Halk Karr blasts back out of him and he and Hordak fly right at Santa Claus and Corbin Dallas. “Oh you two have been very naughty boys,” says Santa with anger in his voice. Santa Claus then leaps out of his sleigh, ignites his lightsaber and kills Halk Karr. Hordak then fends for himself against Santa and his crew. But in the end, Rudolph distracts him with his laser from his nose as Corbin Dallas finishes him off with a lightsaber slash to the chest.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!!
George Washington’s Slaves are Santa Claus (w/Ki Adi Mundi’s lightsaber) & Corbin Dallas (w/a green lightsaber) w/ Rudolf, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, & Blitzen, Cosmos, Super Soldier, & Wedge Antilles & R5-D4 in an X-Wing.
After already clinching a Playoff spot, the expansion team known as Hayley’s Comets wants to make another statement in their already impressive inaugural season. They have plans to defeat the reigning National League Champions, George Washington’s Slaves. Alright Santa, let’s teach this expansion team a lesson in humility,” bellows Super Soldier as he flies out in front. Halk Karr then arrogantly flies in to attack Super Soldier. A sonic boom is created when these two hit each other. But Halk Karr gains the upper hand and uses Super Soldier’s own shield to defeat him. Wedge races in aboard his X-Wing and targets Amon and Balbaroy. Two well placed proton torpedoes take care of them and leaves a puff of feathers in its wake. “Nice shootin’ Wedge my boy!” Santa says to his longtime teammate. “WEDGE!! LOOK OUT!!” yells Corbin as he sees a burst of yellow energy come up from behind the X-Wing. But before Wedge can take any evasive maneuvers, Hordak blasts the X-Wing out of the Bespin sky. Cosmos zips in at impressive speeds after 8-Ball and his crew. 6-Ball, 9-Ball, and 11-Ball all start launching their ridiculous exploding billiard balls at Cosmos, who is evading them with ease (after all, Cosmos will fly through meteor showers just to relieve stress). Cosmos then takes aim and blasts the pool rack looking hovercraft out of the sky with his particle cannons. 8-Ball and his gang all plummet to their doom faster than, well a bunch of falling billiard balls. Santa Claus and Corbin Dallas are then blinded by a flash of green light. They soon see their old teammate, Arisia, who has since been zombified, chomping on the head of Prancer. “Aww, that’s just gross Arisia,” says Corbin. “Alright boys, forget that she used to be our friend. You know what to do,” says Santa Claus. The remaining reindeer then use their antlers to rip Zombie Arisia, limb from limb. She does manage to kill Dancer as well before they kill her. Halk Karr then uses his super strength to rip open the side of Cosmos and blasts him from the inside out with his heat vision. As the Autobot falls, Halk Karr blasts back out of him and he and Hordak fly right at Santa Claus and Corbin Dallas. “Oh you two have been very naughty boys,” says Santa with anger in his voice. Santa Claus then leaps out of his sleigh, ignites his lightsaber and kills Halk Karr. Hordak then fends for himself against Santa and his crew. But in the end, Rudolph distracts him with his laser from his nose as Corbin Dallas finishes him off with a lightsaber slash to the chest.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!!
P.M.S. vs Better Than All of You
P.M.S. is Freddy Krueger (w/ a yellow power ring), The Sentry, IG-88, Black Dragon #12, Aerial Clone Trooper Captain #1, & Aerial Clone Trooper #1-6.
Better Than All of You is Yellow Lantern #1 & 2, Red Lantern #1, Lonestar, Barf, & Astro-Droid #17 (RVD-1), in a Y-Wing Bomber, Batman Beyond, & Hulk Hogan (w/ Mandalorian Armor & a blue lightsaber).
Hulk Hogan, in his Mandalorian Armor, leads his team through the air to face P.M.S. But with a woosh of air, Hogan disappears from his team’s view. “What the hell was that?! asks Lonestar. “I have no idea,” replies Batman Beyond as he sees something falling from where Hulk was and swoops down after it. The clouds ahead of them begin to move unnaturally, as if something or someone was flying through them. Hogan’s attacker bursts through the clouds. It’s the Sentry, who’s holding Hulk’s Mandalorian helmet in his hands. He crushes it into a ball and fires it right through Yellow Lantern #2. The rest of P.M.S. follow behind the Sentry and begin their offensive. Lonestar takes evasive maneuvers in his Y-Wing Bomber. “Uhhhhh, Boss. Don’t do that again, unless you want to find out why I’m called Barf,” says a queasy Barf. “Sorry pal, but we’ve got several Aerial Clonetroopers hot on our tail,” replies Lonestar. He pulls a great move and gets the Aerial Clonetroopers to fly right past them. Barf targets them and blasts all of them away. But what they didn’t realize is that IG-88 had used this diversion to sneak up behind them and plant several explosives on the Y-Wing Bomber. The ship explodes and kills everyone inside. Yellow Lantern #1 and Red Lantern #1 team up and quickly take out Black Dragon #12 before it can utilize its acid breath. Batman Beyond then engages IG-88 and is able to dismantle its rockets. The assassin droid plummets to its death. Freddy Krueger with his yellow ring finds himself in a dogfight with both of the Lanterns on Better Than All of You. But the Sentry flies in and rips Red Lantern’s head clean off. He then blasts a hold right through the back of Yellow Lantern #1. “Hey! They were mine! Mine!!” screams Freddy. Batman Beyond is now alone against the Sentry and Freddy Krueger. The Sentry flies in a grabs Batman Beyond by the throat. But then the Sentry’s eyes go wide as Batman Beyond has ignited Hulk Hogan’s blue lightsaber into the Sentry’s chest. Moments before he hits the Graveyard and in his dying breath, the Sentry squeezes and crushes Batman Beyond’s neck, winning the match for his team.
P.M.S. IS VICTORIOUS!!
Better Than All of You is Yellow Lantern #1 & 2, Red Lantern #1, Lonestar, Barf, & Astro-Droid #17 (RVD-1), in a Y-Wing Bomber, Batman Beyond, & Hulk Hogan (w/ Mandalorian Armor & a blue lightsaber).
Hulk Hogan, in his Mandalorian Armor, leads his team through the air to face P.M.S. But with a woosh of air, Hogan disappears from his team’s view. “What the hell was that?! asks Lonestar. “I have no idea,” replies Batman Beyond as he sees something falling from where Hulk was and swoops down after it. The clouds ahead of them begin to move unnaturally, as if something or someone was flying through them. Hogan’s attacker bursts through the clouds. It’s the Sentry, who’s holding Hulk’s Mandalorian helmet in his hands. He crushes it into a ball and fires it right through Yellow Lantern #2. The rest of P.M.S. follow behind the Sentry and begin their offensive. Lonestar takes evasive maneuvers in his Y-Wing Bomber. “Uhhhhh, Boss. Don’t do that again, unless you want to find out why I’m called Barf,” says a queasy Barf. “Sorry pal, but we’ve got several Aerial Clonetroopers hot on our tail,” replies Lonestar. He pulls a great move and gets the Aerial Clonetroopers to fly right past them. Barf targets them and blasts all of them away. But what they didn’t realize is that IG-88 had used this diversion to sneak up behind them and plant several explosives on the Y-Wing Bomber. The ship explodes and kills everyone inside. Yellow Lantern #1 and Red Lantern #1 team up and quickly take out Black Dragon #12 before it can utilize its acid breath. Batman Beyond then engages IG-88 and is able to dismantle its rockets. The assassin droid plummets to its death. Freddy Krueger with his yellow ring finds himself in a dogfight with both of the Lanterns on Better Than All of You. But the Sentry flies in and rips Red Lantern’s head clean off. He then blasts a hold right through the back of Yellow Lantern #1. “Hey! They were mine! Mine!!” screams Freddy. Batman Beyond is now alone against the Sentry and Freddy Krueger. The Sentry flies in a grabs Batman Beyond by the throat. But then the Sentry’s eyes go wide as Batman Beyond has ignited Hulk Hogan’s blue lightsaber into the Sentry’s chest. Moments before he hits the Graveyard and in his dying breath, the Sentry squeezes and crushes Batman Beyond’s neck, winning the match for his team.
P.M.S. IS VICTORIOUS!!
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Marine #4, 14-19, 24-36, & Jawa #1.
Xavier's Annihilation Squad is Supergirl, Suprema (w/ a blue lantern ring), Maj. Nelson in The Batwing, Jeannie, & Silver Racer (w/ a green lantern ring).
The great Ron Popeil has constructed an amazing suspensor field belt, which his team is being allowed to use for this week only because it has been offered for free to anyone that calls his toll free number in the next 15 minutes. This suspensor belt which can be sent factory direst to you is large enough to hold not 1, not 5, not even just 10 or 15 marines; but 20... Count em’ 20 marines and he’ll even throw in a Jawa on top of one giant suspensor field belt in this one time offer. You can’t find this kind of product in stores and you can’t even find it on the web, this is the real deal like only Ronco can provide. Marine #4 turns to his buddies and says: “This is one of the greatest inventions that the Ronster has had yet. I mean, while everybody else is playing super-heroes this week, are team got to start some hardcore Marines, plus our Jawa who might as well be a Marine because he rocks so hard. Semper Fi”!! “Ti-Dee” Jawa #1 exclaims. “Hah, that Jawa, I mean that little marine cracks me up, Semper Fi”. Marine #25 says. Marine #24 then says: “Hey check out this chick coming at us with the S on her chest. I’ll show her what that S really stands for, and also prove that “Seamen ain’t just for the Navy: IF YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT! Semper Fi”. At this point Major Nelson targets the Ronco air suspensor field to disrupt it and The Annihilation Squad fly in to dispatch the Murderflies at a rate of 3 Murderflies per minute (3 minutes for the whole “Annihilation” to take place if you didn’t feel like doing the math yourself). Suprema turns to Supergirl and says: “What was that thing the Watcher said after last week’s match... Oh yeah, I remember: FLAWLESS VICTORY”.
XAVIER’S ANNIHILATION SQUAD IS VICTORIOUS!
Xavier's Annihilation Squad is Supergirl, Suprema (w/ a blue lantern ring), Maj. Nelson in The Batwing, Jeannie, & Silver Racer (w/ a green lantern ring).
The great Ron Popeil has constructed an amazing suspensor field belt, which his team is being allowed to use for this week only because it has been offered for free to anyone that calls his toll free number in the next 15 minutes. This suspensor belt which can be sent factory direst to you is large enough to hold not 1, not 5, not even just 10 or 15 marines; but 20... Count em’ 20 marines and he’ll even throw in a Jawa on top of one giant suspensor field belt in this one time offer. You can’t find this kind of product in stores and you can’t even find it on the web, this is the real deal like only Ronco can provide. Marine #4 turns to his buddies and says: “This is one of the greatest inventions that the Ronster has had yet. I mean, while everybody else is playing super-heroes this week, are team got to start some hardcore Marines, plus our Jawa who might as well be a Marine because he rocks so hard. Semper Fi”!! “Ti-Dee” Jawa #1 exclaims. “Hah, that Jawa, I mean that little marine cracks me up, Semper Fi”. Marine #25 says. Marine #24 then says: “Hey check out this chick coming at us with the S on her chest. I’ll show her what that S really stands for, and also prove that “Seamen ain’t just for the Navy: IF YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT! Semper Fi”. At this point Major Nelson targets the Ronco air suspensor field to disrupt it and The Annihilation Squad fly in to dispatch the Murderflies at a rate of 3 Murderflies per minute (3 minutes for the whole “Annihilation” to take place if you didn’t feel like doing the math yourself). Suprema turns to Supergirl and says: “What was that thing the Watcher said after last week’s match... Oh yeah, I remember: FLAWLESS VICTORY”.
XAVIER’S ANNIHILATION SQUAD IS VICTORIOUS!
Oblivio Vs. The Abomitrons
Oblivio is Micah Jiett in Darkseid's Destroyer, Mon-Starr & Yess-Man in Sky-Runner, Chucky (w/ a yellow power ring & a red lightsaber), & Black Dragon #8.
The Abomitrons are Hancock, Immell #1 (Cyborg Norris), Starfire, Iron Monger, Zombie Neo, & Ratta the Hutt.
Micah Jiett heads in both first and fast with Mon-Starr's massive ship and the rest of the fliers flanking him from behind. Hancock and his crew stay close to each other as they zip thru the heavy gas filled Bespin air (Ratta is in a sack on Starfire's back). Despite the fact that he is inhabiting the body of the chosen one, Zombie Neo is much like all zombies: he doesn’t follow plans. Zombie Neo sees Black Dragon #8 flying toward them and he looks at this not as an oncoming opponent, but as a totally gnarly lunch. Zombie Neo latches onto the back of the huge dragon and begins to rip the dragon to shreds. Eventually the acid that is within the dragon seeps thru which causes Zombie Neo to join his feast in death. Micah Jiett perfectly targets the baby Hutt off of the back of Starfire, thinking that this creature on her back must be an integral part of their battle plan and not just an alien baby that they insisted on bringing with them into battle. This ticks off Starfire something fierce and she uses her Tamaranian strength to punch a hole thru the hull of Darkseid’s Destroyer. Starfire flies in to finish the job, and is joined by the bulky and powerful Iron Monger. Master Jiett jumps out of the ship onto the top of the cockpit and ignites his 2 yellow lightsabers. He then uses them to slice up Iron Monger even as his ship is falling to its doom. Starfire is not foolish enough to get in that close and uses her eye beams to blow up the rest of the falling ship as well as Micah Jiett. Hancock, with the help of Cyborg Norris rockets thru the hull of The Sky-Runner. The 2 super-powered beings use their bare hands to completely destroy the ship. Yess-Mann is killed in the act, but Mon-Starr activates his armor and rushes out to meet the 2 over the wreckage of his falling ship. He puts up a decent fight, but in the end Cyborg Norris’ red beard proves tougher than Mon-Starr’s red armor. Immell #1 delivers a roundhouse kick to the head of Mon-Starr that sends it all the way to the heart of Cloud City. Chucky ignites his red lightsaber and flies toward the remaining Abomitrons. he makes a crack about the deceased baby Hutt that this Watcher is going to opt to not repeat that practically makes him laugh his tag off. The evil little doll is completely confident as he flies in toward his opponents but Cyborg Norris uses his heat vision to keep Chucky’s lightsaber busy, while Starfire uses her star bolts to attack his yellow energy field. Hancock then uses his fist to keep Chucky’s little plastic head attached to his body.
THE ABOMITRONS ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Abomitrons are Hancock, Immell #1 (Cyborg Norris), Starfire, Iron Monger, Zombie Neo, & Ratta the Hutt.
Micah Jiett heads in both first and fast with Mon-Starr's massive ship and the rest of the fliers flanking him from behind. Hancock and his crew stay close to each other as they zip thru the heavy gas filled Bespin air (Ratta is in a sack on Starfire's back). Despite the fact that he is inhabiting the body of the chosen one, Zombie Neo is much like all zombies: he doesn’t follow plans. Zombie Neo sees Black Dragon #8 flying toward them and he looks at this not as an oncoming opponent, but as a totally gnarly lunch. Zombie Neo latches onto the back of the huge dragon and begins to rip the dragon to shreds. Eventually the acid that is within the dragon seeps thru which causes Zombie Neo to join his feast in death. Micah Jiett perfectly targets the baby Hutt off of the back of Starfire, thinking that this creature on her back must be an integral part of their battle plan and not just an alien baby that they insisted on bringing with them into battle. This ticks off Starfire something fierce and she uses her Tamaranian strength to punch a hole thru the hull of Darkseid’s Destroyer. Starfire flies in to finish the job, and is joined by the bulky and powerful Iron Monger. Master Jiett jumps out of the ship onto the top of the cockpit and ignites his 2 yellow lightsabers. He then uses them to slice up Iron Monger even as his ship is falling to its doom. Starfire is not foolish enough to get in that close and uses her eye beams to blow up the rest of the falling ship as well as Micah Jiett. Hancock, with the help of Cyborg Norris rockets thru the hull of The Sky-Runner. The 2 super-powered beings use their bare hands to completely destroy the ship. Yess-Mann is killed in the act, but Mon-Starr activates his armor and rushes out to meet the 2 over the wreckage of his falling ship. He puts up a decent fight, but in the end Cyborg Norris’ red beard proves tougher than Mon-Starr’s red armor. Immell #1 delivers a roundhouse kick to the head of Mon-Starr that sends it all the way to the heart of Cloud City. Chucky ignites his red lightsaber and flies toward the remaining Abomitrons. he makes a crack about the deceased baby Hutt that this Watcher is going to opt to not repeat that practically makes him laugh his tag off. The evil little doll is completely confident as he flies in toward his opponents but Cyborg Norris uses his heat vision to keep Chucky’s lightsaber busy, while Starfire uses her star bolts to attack his yellow energy field. Hancock then uses his fist to keep Chucky’s little plastic head attached to his body.
THE ABOMITRONS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Bruce's Bodacious Bullies Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
Bruce's Bodacious Bullies are Eeth Koth & Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #3 in a Helicopter, Xio Jade & Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #4 in a Helicopter, Starkiller in a B-Wing, & Cybertronian Guardian #10.
Alice's Wonder Team is General Zod, Non, Hyperion, Scott Evil, & President Skroob.
In the Wonder Team’s locker room before this match begun Scott Evil and President Skroob, who fancy themselves as leaders of the team told General Zod that they were giving themselves the start and that the squad’s true fliers were going to have to carry them (literally) during the battle. Zod was appalled by this very notion but he replied simply with: “Fine”. As the battle begins Hyperion asks Zod: “Why are we carrying these guys again”? Zod replies with: “ They said that they could be useful tools in this match”. Seconds later The Bullies appear on the scene and Zod says: “Well boys... Use the tools”.. Non and Hyperion then throw Scott Evil and President Skroob thru the Cybertronian Guardian before we can even find out if those things can fly or not. The 2 would-be evil dictators rocket right thru the spark of the Cybertronian Guardian and kill him completely. The 3 pilots for the Bullies fly thru the Bespin air brilliantly, but their skills and vehicles are simply no match for the Wonder Team’s sheer power. General Zod blasts thru the hull of Starkiller’s B-Wing while Non uses his heat vision to melt the helicopter piloted by Eeth Koth. Simultaneously, Hyperion rips the blades off of the top of the helicopter piloted by Xio Jade. General Zod turns to his teammates and comments: “Someday someone will have to explain to me why people don’t realize why I’m in charge”.
ALICE’S WONDER TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!
Alice's Wonder Team is General Zod, Non, Hyperion, Scott Evil, & President Skroob.
In the Wonder Team’s locker room before this match begun Scott Evil and President Skroob, who fancy themselves as leaders of the team told General Zod that they were giving themselves the start and that the squad’s true fliers were going to have to carry them (literally) during the battle. Zod was appalled by this very notion but he replied simply with: “Fine”. As the battle begins Hyperion asks Zod: “Why are we carrying these guys again”? Zod replies with: “ They said that they could be useful tools in this match”. Seconds later The Bullies appear on the scene and Zod says: “Well boys... Use the tools”.. Non and Hyperion then throw Scott Evil and President Skroob thru the Cybertronian Guardian before we can even find out if those things can fly or not. The 2 would-be evil dictators rocket right thru the spark of the Cybertronian Guardian and kill him completely. The 3 pilots for the Bullies fly thru the Bespin air brilliantly, but their skills and vehicles are simply no match for the Wonder Team’s sheer power. General Zod blasts thru the hull of Starkiller’s B-Wing while Non uses his heat vision to melt the helicopter piloted by Eeth Koth. Simultaneously, Hyperion rips the blades off of the top of the helicopter piloted by Xio Jade. General Zod turns to his teammates and comments: “Someday someone will have to explain to me why people don’t realize why I’m in charge”.
ALICE’S WONDER TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!
TEAM Vs. Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve
TEAM is Iron Lantern, Richard Zacharski (w/ a blue lantern ring), Birdman, Avenger, Birdboy, The Beyonder, & Kokichi (also known as Dr. Ruel).
Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Galactus w/ Nova (w/ a green lantern ring), Jade (w/ a green & blue lantern ring), & Dive Bomb.
The Beyonder appears next to Galactus and merely flicks him with his right pointer finger to send Galactus off of the Nuwayt system all together....... I hope you are happy now Ed that I gave The Beyonder the love he deserves and acknowledged what he can do to Galactus. Galactus then flew back into the planet of Bespin and devoured The Beyonder and all of his energy. Galactus then exited the planet to rest after exerting himself in such an intense way (kind of like when you skip lunch and then order like twice as many sliders as you usually do; and then you have to just rush home and take a nap). The devourer of worlds then takes himself out of the match all together. Richard Zacharski uses his blue power ring to charge Iron Lantern’s armor up to 200% while Jade uses her blue power ring to charge not only Nova and her own green rings up to 200% but to enhance the powers that she was born with as well. Dive Bomb bites Birdboy in half and then uses his razor sharp wings to slice right thru Avenger. Birdman then retaliates with a massive punch to the chest of Dive Bomb to extinguish his spark and avenge his lame partners. Richard flies in fast, but he is not yet totally accustomed to his new powers and is defeated when he is met by a brutal green energy blast from Jade. It was hard to tell whether it was the traditional powers of Nova or the power of her green ring that totally disintegrated Birdman, but before she could celebrate this quick defeat, she was on the receiving end of a similar cosmic a**kicking from Iron Lantern. Jade then finds herself surrounded by both Iron Lantern and Kokichi in his flying machine. Jade’s blue ring’s powers are enhanced by both her own and that of the Iron Lantern’s suit which is how she is able to absorb his attack and then direct it back at him. This takes just about all of Jade’s power to do, but she is able to finish off Iron Lantern. Jade frantically uses her blue ring to recharge herself while Kokichi uses his halberd to cast Bolt 2. Jade is able to use her green lantern ring even though it is not at its full potential to block the weapon born spell and then uses her own green energy powers to melt the metal (because they can’t destroy the wooden armor) bonding his wings together which sends Kokichi falling to his doom.
MICHAEL VICKZ BAD NEWZ KENNELZ OF LURVE ARE VICTORIOUS!
Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Galactus w/ Nova (w/ a green lantern ring), Jade (w/ a green & blue lantern ring), & Dive Bomb.
The Beyonder appears next to Galactus and merely flicks him with his right pointer finger to send Galactus off of the Nuwayt system all together....... I hope you are happy now Ed that I gave The Beyonder the love he deserves and acknowledged what he can do to Galactus. Galactus then flew back into the planet of Bespin and devoured The Beyonder and all of his energy. Galactus then exited the planet to rest after exerting himself in such an intense way (kind of like when you skip lunch and then order like twice as many sliders as you usually do; and then you have to just rush home and take a nap). The devourer of worlds then takes himself out of the match all together. Richard Zacharski uses his blue power ring to charge Iron Lantern’s armor up to 200% while Jade uses her blue power ring to charge not only Nova and her own green rings up to 200% but to enhance the powers that she was born with as well. Dive Bomb bites Birdboy in half and then uses his razor sharp wings to slice right thru Avenger. Birdman then retaliates with a massive punch to the chest of Dive Bomb to extinguish his spark and avenge his lame partners. Richard flies in fast, but he is not yet totally accustomed to his new powers and is defeated when he is met by a brutal green energy blast from Jade. It was hard to tell whether it was the traditional powers of Nova or the power of her green ring that totally disintegrated Birdman, but before she could celebrate this quick defeat, she was on the receiving end of a similar cosmic a**kicking from Iron Lantern. Jade then finds herself surrounded by both Iron Lantern and Kokichi in his flying machine. Jade’s blue ring’s powers are enhanced by both her own and that of the Iron Lantern’s suit which is how she is able to absorb his attack and then direct it back at him. This takes just about all of Jade’s power to do, but she is able to finish off Iron Lantern. Jade frantically uses her blue ring to recharge herself while Kokichi uses his halberd to cast Bolt 2. Jade is able to use her green lantern ring even though it is not at its full potential to block the weapon born spell and then uses her own green energy powers to melt the metal (because they can’t destroy the wooden armor) bonding his wings together which sends Kokichi falling to his doom.
MICHAEL VICKZ BAD NEWZ KENNELZ OF LURVE ARE VICTORIOUS!
Logical Genocide vs. Team SP
“I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet under a cow pat.”
-Djuna Barnes
I look at the teams to do battle at Bespin during this Week 10 Match. They are as follows:
Logical Genocide: Ion, Manhunter #2 (named Centra), Adam Strange, V (w/ yellow power ring), Jedi Master #28, Cody Jones and Melissa Hudson (w/ a star wand).
Team SP: Deathbird, Brood Queen, Brood #1-4 and Moloch in a Y-Wing.
Let the battle begin. . .
I hear the screams of Jedi Master #28 and Cody Jones as they fall to their deaths before they can be considered true combatants in the match. I also see sparkles crackle from a star wand that is held by Melissa Hudson. She joins Jedi Master #28 and Cody Jones in their early fates.
Moloch flies his Y-Wing and fires his laser cannons at Manhunter #2-Centra. Centra avoids the cannons and flies to the ship. He manages to rip off one of the rear units like a wishbone. The star fighter spins out of control. Moloch, knowing that his death is imminent, flies the craft at V. V uses his yellow power ring as a shield. The construct takes the brunt of the impact, but the resulting explosion (which destroys both Moloch and the Y-Wing) manages to throw V across the sky. V is met by Deathbird, who uses her razor sharp talons to slice open V’s chest. While falling through the gaseous clouds, V dies.
Brood #1-4 flank each side of the Brood Queen. They meet Adam Strange. Strange uses his energy blast guns to kill Brood #3. Brood #1, 2 and 4 swarm the Rann hero. The Brood rip off Strange’s jetpack spacesuit and watch as he falls toward the planet. Strange does not meet the same squashing fate as Master, Jones and Hudson though as the Brood Queen rips him apart before he reaches the terrain below.
Centra comes upon the Brood and kills Brood #1 and 4. Brood #2 and its Queen viciously retaliate and kill Centra.
Deathbird joins Brood #2 and the Brood Queen as they all face off against Ion. The Torchbearer for the Guardians of the Galaxy warps time, space and reality in a single instant. Team SP is discombobulated. The SP members do not realize that their fate is sealed. Ion decimates them all.
Team SP [whose true name was unwillingly and violently ripped from him by the powers-that-be]: All dead.
Logical Genocide: Ion survives.
LOGICAL GENOCIDE IS VICTORIOUS!!!
-Djuna Barnes
I look at the teams to do battle at Bespin during this Week 10 Match. They are as follows:
Logical Genocide: Ion, Manhunter #2 (named Centra), Adam Strange, V (w/ yellow power ring), Jedi Master #28, Cody Jones and Melissa Hudson (w/ a star wand).
Team SP: Deathbird, Brood Queen, Brood #1-4 and Moloch in a Y-Wing.
Let the battle begin. . .
I hear the screams of Jedi Master #28 and Cody Jones as they fall to their deaths before they can be considered true combatants in the match. I also see sparkles crackle from a star wand that is held by Melissa Hudson. She joins Jedi Master #28 and Cody Jones in their early fates.
Moloch flies his Y-Wing and fires his laser cannons at Manhunter #2-Centra. Centra avoids the cannons and flies to the ship. He manages to rip off one of the rear units like a wishbone. The star fighter spins out of control. Moloch, knowing that his death is imminent, flies the craft at V. V uses his yellow power ring as a shield. The construct takes the brunt of the impact, but the resulting explosion (which destroys both Moloch and the Y-Wing) manages to throw V across the sky. V is met by Deathbird, who uses her razor sharp talons to slice open V’s chest. While falling through the gaseous clouds, V dies.
Brood #1-4 flank each side of the Brood Queen. They meet Adam Strange. Strange uses his energy blast guns to kill Brood #3. Brood #1, 2 and 4 swarm the Rann hero. The Brood rip off Strange’s jetpack spacesuit and watch as he falls toward the planet. Strange does not meet the same squashing fate as Master, Jones and Hudson though as the Brood Queen rips him apart before he reaches the terrain below.
Centra comes upon the Brood and kills Brood #1 and 4. Brood #2 and its Queen viciously retaliate and kill Centra.
Deathbird joins Brood #2 and the Brood Queen as they all face off against Ion. The Torchbearer for the Guardians of the Galaxy warps time, space and reality in a single instant. Team SP is discombobulated. The SP members do not realize that their fate is sealed. Ion decimates them all.
Team SP [whose true name was unwillingly and violently ripped from him by the powers-that-be]: All dead.
Logical Genocide: Ion survives.
LOGICAL GENOCIDE IS VICTORIOUS!!!
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos vs. The Right Wing
“Love is the fart of every heart: It pains a man when 'tis kept close, And others doth offend when 'tis let loose.”
-Sir John Suckling
'Love's Offence'
I look at the teams to do battle at Bespin during this Week 10 Match. They are as follows:
The Commandos: Dex-Starr, Karu-Sil, Fatality, Taa, Bronze Dragon #1 and Mrs. Doubtfire.
The Right Wing: Silver Surfer (w/ a green lantern ring), John Stewart, Blue Lantern #2 and Droid Fighter Ships #2 and 3.
Let the battle begin. . .
Mrs. Doubtfire rides Bronze Dragon #1. Due to the fact that it is out of its normal aquatic element, the beast does not have the mobility it is accustomed to. Its erratic flight patterns leave Mrs. Doubtfire soiling her own pants. Mrs. D and her Dragon are confronted by Droid Fighter Ships #2 and 3. Although it is not at its best, Bronze Dragon #1 spits lightning at the ships. Droid Fighter Ships #2 and #3 are riddled with lightning. The ships crash into one another and the explosion jars Mrs. Doubtfire’s teeth in her mouth.
Mrs. Doubtfire: Carpe dentum. Seize the teeth.
As she puts her fake dentures back in her mouth, she sees Blue Lantern #2. Blue Lantern #2 uses a construct to push Doubtfire off the dragon.
Mrs. Doubtfire (while falling to her death): Ooooh you wicked, wicked monkey!
Blue Lantern #2 is joined by John Stewart. Together they easily dispatch with Bronze Dragon #1.
The battle of the Lanterns then ensues. Dex-Starr, Karu-Sil and Taa face John Stewart and Blue Lantern #2. Karu-Sil and Dex-Starr easily dispatch with Blue Lantern #2. The Green Lanterns John Stewart and Taa face off. John Stewart eventually gains the upper hand and kills Taa. Dex-Starr and Karu-Sil combine forces. Stewart cannot stop both Commandos’ ring powers. While Karu-Sil uses her yellow ring; Stewart uses his green ring as a counter-defense. Dex-Starr’s red ring comes into the fray and is too much for Stewart who focuses his entire energies on Karu-Sil. Dex-Starr pommels Stewart and in an instant, flies at his face. The feline alien claws Stewart’s eyes out and slashes his throat. Stewart dies.
Silver Surfer soars over to the Commando lanterns. Using both the power cosmic and lantern ring, he dispatches with Karu-Sil. Dex-Starr pounces on the Surfer. The surfboard careens out of control. The Surfer manages to throw Dex-Starr off his back. As Dex-Starr turns around he is destroyed by the Surfer. As the Surfer turns, he is met by Fatality. The two beings begin a pitched battle. Although she is one of the best combatants in the universe, Fatality weakens as the power cosmic repeatedly rips into her. Fatality’s last thought is- Why didn’t Bowman start?!?
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos: All dead.
The Right Wing: Silver Surfer alive.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!!
-Sir John Suckling
'Love's Offence'
I look at the teams to do battle at Bespin during this Week 10 Match. They are as follows:
The Commandos: Dex-Starr, Karu-Sil, Fatality, Taa, Bronze Dragon #1 and Mrs. Doubtfire.
The Right Wing: Silver Surfer (w/ a green lantern ring), John Stewart, Blue Lantern #2 and Droid Fighter Ships #2 and 3.
Let the battle begin. . .
Mrs. Doubtfire rides Bronze Dragon #1. Due to the fact that it is out of its normal aquatic element, the beast does not have the mobility it is accustomed to. Its erratic flight patterns leave Mrs. Doubtfire soiling her own pants. Mrs. D and her Dragon are confronted by Droid Fighter Ships #2 and 3. Although it is not at its best, Bronze Dragon #1 spits lightning at the ships. Droid Fighter Ships #2 and #3 are riddled with lightning. The ships crash into one another and the explosion jars Mrs. Doubtfire’s teeth in her mouth.
Mrs. Doubtfire: Carpe dentum. Seize the teeth.
As she puts her fake dentures back in her mouth, she sees Blue Lantern #2. Blue Lantern #2 uses a construct to push Doubtfire off the dragon.
Mrs. Doubtfire (while falling to her death): Ooooh you wicked, wicked monkey!
Blue Lantern #2 is joined by John Stewart. Together they easily dispatch with Bronze Dragon #1.
The battle of the Lanterns then ensues. Dex-Starr, Karu-Sil and Taa face John Stewart and Blue Lantern #2. Karu-Sil and Dex-Starr easily dispatch with Blue Lantern #2. The Green Lanterns John Stewart and Taa face off. John Stewart eventually gains the upper hand and kills Taa. Dex-Starr and Karu-Sil combine forces. Stewart cannot stop both Commandos’ ring powers. While Karu-Sil uses her yellow ring; Stewart uses his green ring as a counter-defense. Dex-Starr’s red ring comes into the fray and is too much for Stewart who focuses his entire energies on Karu-Sil. Dex-Starr pommels Stewart and in an instant, flies at his face. The feline alien claws Stewart’s eyes out and slashes his throat. Stewart dies.
Silver Surfer soars over to the Commando lanterns. Using both the power cosmic and lantern ring, he dispatches with Karu-Sil. Dex-Starr pounces on the Surfer. The surfboard careens out of control. The Surfer manages to throw Dex-Starr off his back. As Dex-Starr turns around he is destroyed by the Surfer. As the Surfer turns, he is met by Fatality. The two beings begin a pitched battle. Although she is one of the best combatants in the universe, Fatality weakens as the power cosmic repeatedly rips into her. Fatality’s last thought is- Why didn’t Bowman start?!?
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos: All dead.
The Right Wing: Silver Surfer alive.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!!
The Horsemen of Apokolips vs. The Untouchables
“To the Glorious ,Pious, and Immortal Memory of King William theThird, Prince of Orange, who delivered us from Popes and Popery, Knaves and Knavery, Slaves and Slavery, Brass Money, and Wooden Shoes, and He that Will Not Take this Toast May He Be Damn'd, Cramm'd, and Jamm'd Down the Great Gun of Athlone, and the Gun Fired in the Pope's Belly, and the Pope Fired in the Devil's Belly, and the Devil Fired into Hell, and the Door Lock'd, and the Key Forever in the Pocket of a Stout Orangeman. And Here's a Fart for the Bishop of Cork!”
-Anonymous
c.1890 'The Orange Toast'
I look at the teams to do battle at Bespin during this Week 10 Match. They are as follows:
The Horsemen: Hal Jordan Parallax (w/ a red lantern ring), Archangel, Annihilus, Superboy Prime and Tally Hawk.
The Untouchables: Sodom Yat, Red Lantern Guy Gardner, Green Lantern Sinestro and Romat-Ru.
Hal Jordan Parallax scans the Untouchables’ pure lantern force. Although the Untouchables’ team is extremely formidable, Jordan knows that his team must defeat them to seal their own position in this Fantasy Fantasy League Year 3 Match. More important, he must have a grand showing due to the rumors currently whispered by league members. A new Parallax figure has spurned more angst and horror than himself – a fact which is unacceptable. Mandalorian-armored, red and blue lightsaber wielding, Bryan Beckerman-Parallax, Esq. must learn of what transpires during this battle. He must learn and acknowledge that there is only one true Parallax combination in this league. . . himself!
Quicksilver’s cyborg/bird companion Tally Hawk screeches and soars at Red Lantern Guy Gardner. Gardner’s rage fuels his ring and he shreds Tally Hawk apart.
Gardner: Never stood a chance. . .
Green Lantern Sinestro flies through Bespin’s gaseous clouds. Without warning he is struck by Archangel. Archangel uses his techno-organic wings as weapons and slices through Sinestro. Sinestro uses his ring powers, but he has already been severely injured due to Worthington’s actions. Sinestro begins to lose consciousness and Archangel takes advantage of this fact. Archangel fires his metallic feathers at Green Lantern Sinestro. Sinestro is ripped apart, his lifeless body careening to the planet below. While Archangel is focused on Sinestro’s demise, the vile Xudarian Romat-Ru teams up with Sodam Yat to destroy Archangel.
Superboy Prime and Annihilus focus on the two lanterns, Romat-Ru and Sodam Yat. The Negative Zoner uses cosmic control rod to manipulate and scramble Romat Ru on a molecular level. Romat Ru is destroyed. The combination of Sodam Yat’s Daxamite powers and power ring destroys Superboy Prime. Yat then begins to battle Annihilus; he is joined by Red Lantern Guy Gardner. The two lanterns overcome Annihilus and kill him.
Hal Jordan Parallax faces Sodam Yat and Red Lantern Guy Gardner. The time has now come to show the league that he is the one true Parallax combo.
HJP: This is my time. This is my match. This ends now.
HJP’s control over time, as well as his ability to alter reality, leaves no room for Yat or Gardner to defend themselves. The two lanterns eventually succumb to HJP and are killed.
HJP flies to this Watcher.
HJP: Tell all those who deem Mandalorian-armored, red and blue lightsaber wielding, Bryan Beckerman-Parallax, Esq a threat that he is but a joke. . . I am the one true Parallax combo . . . except for the real Parallax, who is with the Commandos, that is.
Horsemen of Apokolips: Hal Jordan Parallax survives.
The Untouchables: All dead.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
-Anonymous
c.1890 'The Orange Toast'
I look at the teams to do battle at Bespin during this Week 10 Match. They are as follows:
The Horsemen: Hal Jordan Parallax (w/ a red lantern ring), Archangel, Annihilus, Superboy Prime and Tally Hawk.
The Untouchables: Sodom Yat, Red Lantern Guy Gardner, Green Lantern Sinestro and Romat-Ru.
Hal Jordan Parallax scans the Untouchables’ pure lantern force. Although the Untouchables’ team is extremely formidable, Jordan knows that his team must defeat them to seal their own position in this Fantasy Fantasy League Year 3 Match. More important, he must have a grand showing due to the rumors currently whispered by league members. A new Parallax figure has spurned more angst and horror than himself – a fact which is unacceptable. Mandalorian-armored, red and blue lightsaber wielding, Bryan Beckerman-Parallax, Esq. must learn of what transpires during this battle. He must learn and acknowledge that there is only one true Parallax combination in this league. . . himself!
Quicksilver’s cyborg/bird companion Tally Hawk screeches and soars at Red Lantern Guy Gardner. Gardner’s rage fuels his ring and he shreds Tally Hawk apart.
Gardner: Never stood a chance. . .
Green Lantern Sinestro flies through Bespin’s gaseous clouds. Without warning he is struck by Archangel. Archangel uses his techno-organic wings as weapons and slices through Sinestro. Sinestro uses his ring powers, but he has already been severely injured due to Worthington’s actions. Sinestro begins to lose consciousness and Archangel takes advantage of this fact. Archangel fires his metallic feathers at Green Lantern Sinestro. Sinestro is ripped apart, his lifeless body careening to the planet below. While Archangel is focused on Sinestro’s demise, the vile Xudarian Romat-Ru teams up with Sodam Yat to destroy Archangel.
Superboy Prime and Annihilus focus on the two lanterns, Romat-Ru and Sodam Yat. The Negative Zoner uses cosmic control rod to manipulate and scramble Romat Ru on a molecular level. Romat Ru is destroyed. The combination of Sodam Yat’s Daxamite powers and power ring destroys Superboy Prime. Yat then begins to battle Annihilus; he is joined by Red Lantern Guy Gardner. The two lanterns overcome Annihilus and kill him.
Hal Jordan Parallax faces Sodam Yat and Red Lantern Guy Gardner. The time has now come to show the league that he is the one true Parallax combo.
HJP: This is my time. This is my match. This ends now.
HJP’s control over time, as well as his ability to alter reality, leaves no room for Yat or Gardner to defend themselves. The two lanterns eventually succumb to HJP and are killed.
HJP flies to this Watcher.
HJP: Tell all those who deem Mandalorian-armored, red and blue lightsaber wielding, Bryan Beckerman-Parallax, Esq a threat that he is but a joke. . . I am the one true Parallax combo . . . except for the real Parallax, who is with the Commandos, that is.
Horsemen of Apokolips: Hal Jordan Parallax survives.
The Untouchables: All dead.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
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