Grayson, Jack, and Ben's Goobers Vs. Dolla 49 McRib

 Grayson, Jack, & Ben's Goobers are Superboy, Meelo, Lightning Lad, Triplicate Girl, Invisible Kid, The Doom Patrol:  Mento, Negative Man, Elasti-Girl, Robot Man, & Changeling (Beast Boy), Shadow the Hedgehog (w/ all of The Chaos Emeralds), Funky Kong, Conner Weidman:  The Drink w/ Jake Moody, Tom Brady, & The Burger King Foot Lettuce Guy in a Dodge Challenger, Sam Bonser (w/ a Crysknife) & Coda Draconis (w/ a Maula Pistol) in The Weasly Flying Car, Kyle Katarn, Omniman, The Balrog of Moria, The Sentry, The Fantastic Four:  Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Girl, Human Torch, & The Thing, Sirius Black, Haggrid, The Sinister Six: The Green Goblin, Venom, Doctor Octopus, Kraven, Beetle, & Vulture, Ghost Rider (Johnny Blaze), Omega Red, Red Hulk, Hyperion, Annihilus, Riggs (w/ a DL-44 Heavy Blaster) & Murtaugh (w/ a Racoon Leaf), The Incredibles:  Mr. Incredible, Elastigirl, Violet, Dash, Jack-Jack, & Fro-Zone, Django & Dr. King Shulz, & Swamp Bender #3.

Dolla 49 McRib is The Anti Monitor, Dr. Fate, Fin Fang Foom, Zeus, The Spectre, Fortress Maximus, Doomsday, Amazon (w/ The Space STone), Ultraman, Wonder Woman, Aquagirl, The Living Tribunal, Ronan the Accuser (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Legion, Knull, Dr. Strange (w/ Reality Stone) & Wong, Brolly, Piccolo, Steppenewolfe (w/ The Anti Life Equation), Starboy, Starfire, 2 Chattari Leviathon, 2 Kryptonians, 6 White Martians, 4 Green Martians, 2 Yellow Lanterns, 5 Gold Dragons, 4 Balrogs, & 2 Jedi Temple Guards.   

Week 5 Democracy, The Playoff Planet: The Cowboy Killers vs Gayneighbors from Outer Drive

Cowboy Killers: Martian Manhunter - final death, Man of Miracles, John Stewart, Green Arrow and Black Canary, Parallax, Starro, Gorilla Grodd, King Beerus, Ajax, Hecate, Salazar Slytherin, Gellert Grindelwald, Harry Potter, Hermine Granger w/Star Sapphire, Galadriel, Ultron, Magneto w/Red Lantern Ring final death, Master Mold, Mephisto, Surtur, Heimdall, Freya, Kyle Houslander Dundan Ranger w/The Omnitrix, Commander Ahsoka Tano, Blue Lantern 2A, Green Lantern #2A, Yellow Lantern #2A, Star Sapphire #4A, 3A, & 2A, Blue Lantern #3A, Sandworms #8A, 9A, and 10A

Gayneighbors from Outer Drive: Avatar Korra, Firelord Ozai, Jeong Jeong, Unalaq, Desna, and Eska, Firelord Zuko, Bolin, Mako, and Pabu, King Bumi, Yakkon, Bumi, Freddy Kruger, Denethor, Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde, Trap Jaw, The Nun, Big Jake and his dog, Fenster, Lewis, Clark, and Sacagawea, Refrigerator Perry, Norman Rockwell w/Blue Lightsaber, Robert Oswald, Gary Habkirk, Mike Hart, Michael MacDonald, Stephen King, Chowell, David Seville, Andre, Mr. Garrison, The Creeper, Willow, Kili, Thror, Gloin, Yellow Jacket Hank Pym, Axel Foley, John Conner, Dr. Robert Neville and his dog, Don Barrzinni, Ellie Satler, Frank Poole, Sallah, Pepe the King Prawn, Rowlf the Dog, Lew Zealand, Pikachu and Piplup, Warren G and Nate Dogg, Elvis Costello, Benedict Arnold, Charlie from the Music Shop, Haku, No Face, and Chihiro, Prue, Phoebe, and Piper Halliwell, Leatherhead, Rey, Lotus, Balrog, Prowl, Pounce and Wingspan, The Giant, The Arm, Sagat, and Airman #20

Grayson's Jack's, and Ben's Goobers vs. 1992 Space Movie

Da Goobers:Superboy, The Sentry, Lightning Lad, The Fantastic Four:Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Girl, Human Torch, and The Thing in The Fantasticar, Dash Rendar, Leebo, Ace Duck, Macgyver, Kareem Abdul Jabar, and Conner Weidman:  The Drink in The Outrider, Admiral Piett, Executor Pilot, Executor Co-Pilot, Executor Gunner, Executor Crew Member #1-5, Sam Bonser, & Tom Brady in The Executor Star Destroyer, Admiral Ackbar, Home One Pilot, Home One Co-Pilot, Home One Gunner, Home One Crew Members #1-5, and Jake Moody in Home One, Commander Stargazer & Slybird in a T-16 Skyhopper, Legends Luke Skywalker (w/ a blue lantern ring) and R2-D2 in Mando's Naboo Starfighter, Ultra Magnus w/ Brawn, Hubcap, and The Protectobots:  Hotspot, Streetwise, Blades, Groove, and First Aid (merge to form Defensor) in The Autobot Ship, Corsair, Ch'od, Cr'eee, Korvus, Sikorsky, Raza Longknife, & Hapzibah in The Star Jammer, IG-88 in The IG-2000, Stark Android #5

Space Movie: The Silverhawks: Quicksilver & Talleyhawk, Steel heart & Stronghold, Steelwill & Rayzor, & Copper Kid & Mayday, Colonal Bluegrass & SideMan in a Y-Wing Yaddle (w/ Dwarf Ring #7 & a green lantern ring) in Yoda's Wookie Escape Pod, Wedge Antilles, Kermit thee Frog (w/ a Glock Model 20 & Glock Model 40), Little Beaver, Jotaro, Fanboy, & Chum Chum in an Avengers Quinjet, Chuck Norris in an X-Wing (Chuck Norris can blow up The Death Star with his targeting computer on), Cade Skywalker & R.O.B. the Robot in a B-Wing, Rebel Pilot #3 & Kenny Baker in a Z-95 Headhunter, Biggs Darklighter in his T-16 Skyhopper, Frank Metvier: Jedi Knight (pilot) w/ Grayson Houslander:  Jedi Youngling (Co-Pilot), Alec from Shriners: The Cutest Tard in the whole world (w/ an Addorrrable Blanket), Dobby, Peppermint Patty & Marci, Dr.  Ub' X, & Pig Boy in The Outlaw, Becket, Val, Rio, Rufus the Apostle, Wicket W. Warrick (in a Goomba Sock), & Little Tokyo in The Rampart, Black Lantern Asajj Ventress & Carnage (w/ The Ring of Valthoom) in The Travel Lantern, Carol Ferris (Star Sapphire), Air Zonk, Tommy Oliver: The Green Ranger (w/ The White Lantern Ring), Skeletor (w/ The Orange Lantern Ring), Romat Ru, Dex-Tar, Nemesis Enforcer (w/ an Indigo Lantern Ring & The Sword of Darkness), Aayla Secura (w/ a blue lantern ring), Krypto, Cybertronian Guardian #1-5.

The Kessel Run had never seen traffic like this.

Not during the Galactic Civil War. Not even in the shadow of the Kessel Run itself—where gravity wells twisted space like a dying scream.

Tonight, it wasn’t just about speed.

It was about survival.

Inside the Fantasticar, Mr. Fantastic stretched across multiple control panels while the Human Torch burned like a second sun.

“Reed,” snapped Invisible Woman, “those gravity shadows are collapsing!”

“I see fourteen possible paths,” Reed replied calmly. “Only three don’t kill us.”

Behind them, The Thing cracked his knuckles. “I like those odds.”

A Quinjet carrying Kermit the Frog (armed and somehow very serious), a Y-Wing flown by Colonel Bluegrass, and an X-Wing piloted by the unstoppable Chuck Norris.

At the center, glowing like a prism of raw emotion, flew the Lantern coalition, led by Yaddle and a ring-powered alliance that bent reality itself.

“Remember,” said Wedge Antilles over comms, “this run isn’t about being heroes.”

“It’s about finishing the race.”

The Kessel run opened like a grave.

Black holes churned, dragging ships into spirals of doom.

The first casualty came fast.

A Z-95 Headhunter clipped a gravity shear—gone in an instant.

“Stay tight!” shouted Admiral Ackbar aboard Home One. “It’s a trap within a trap!”

Blaster fire erupted, not from enemies, but from panic.

Then,

IG-88 struck.

The assassin droid’s ship cut through Space Movie’s flank, precision shots tearing apart weaker escorts.

But before it could line up another kill

A green construct fist smashed it sideways.

Aayla Secura, glowing with Lantern energy, hovered in vacuum, eyes blazing.

“You’re not the only hunter here.”

The Executor fired.

Its turbolasers lit the void, forcing Space Movie into the space’s most unstable corridor.

“Brace!” yelled Tom Brady from the bridge, gripping a console like it was fourth quarter.

Meanwhile, the Autobot Ship transformed mid-flight, Ultra Magnus coordinating as Defensor formed, shielding allied ships from gravitational debris.

But Space Movie adapted.

Lantern light exploded across the battlefield.

Constructs of will, rage, hope, fear all colliding.

Asajj Ventress, now a Black Lantern, tore through space like a ghost, draining life from unlucky crew members.

And then

Chuck Norris pressed his targeting computer.

“Got it.”

A single shot.

It didn’t just hit.

It erased an entire escort wing from existence.

Even the surrounding space seemed to hesitate.

Deep in the Run’s tightest spiral, the path narrowed to one survivable lane.

Two fleets.

One corridor.

“No more room for both,” muttered Dash Rendar.

Reed Richards calculated.

Ackbar hesitated.

Ultra Magnus stood firm.

Then

From Space Movie, a united Lantern surge ignited.

White, green, orange, violet, red

The full spectrum.

Reality bent.

And The Goobers… broke.

The Executor lost stabilization, dragged into a black hole’s pull.

The Fantasticar spun out, Invisible Woman shielding her team as long as she could.

The Outrider took a hit, Dash fighting controls

“Leebo, reroute everything!”

Too late.

Only one group burst from hyperspace.

Ships scarred.

Numbers devastated.

But alive.

At the front

A glowing formation of Lantern energy, barely holding together.

Behind them, the surviving fragments of Space Movie limped into open space.

Wedge’s voice came through, quiet.

“…We made it.”

Kermit lowered his weapon.

Chuck Norris said nothing.

Yaddle closed her eyes.

Behind them

The Kessel Run collapsed inward.

No survivors.

The Doctor's Madhouse Vs. The Sigmas

 The Doctor's Madhouse is: Abeloth, Zombie Darth Vader in TIE Dagger, Jango Fett in MG-100 Star Fortress, Brainiac in Brainiac’s Ship, Nightwing & Robin (Damien Wayne) in Javelin, Powergirl, Ursa, Franklin Richards, Captain Marvel, Trigon, Arishem the Judge, The Beyonder, Zombie Kryptonian, and Daxomite #4A

The Sigmas are: Elden Beast, Falco In a B-Wing, Anakin Skywalker In a Stealth X-Wing, Maverick and Goose in an F-18 2 Seater, Iceman and Slider F-15s, Han Solo In a Tie Dagger, Ramjet, Dirge, Nightbird, Blonde Blazer, Aatrox, Isaac Clark In USG Ishimora, Sonar, Charzard, Darkhawk, Supergiant, Mr. Sinister, Sleepwalker, Nightmare, Hawkman & Hawkwoman, Ancient Balrog #1-4, and Autobot Decoy

Darkseid's Horsemen of the Apokolypse vs David Byrne's Meat Suits

Lightside’s Donkey Riders of New Comings: L3-37, Qi’ra, USS Defiant Crew Members #1-3 In the Millenium Falcon, Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi and Quark in a Next Generation Enterprise Shuttle, Erasmus in an A-Wing, Desaad in Cubs Fan Han’s TIE Slicer, Booster Gold & Skeet, Saint Walker, Indigo One, Dante, Warpath, Black Lantern Supergirl, Black Lantern SHAZAM!, Mary Marvel, Nekron, Orion, Kamek, Chattari Leviathan #3A, Chattari Leviathan #2A, Vampire Chattari Leviathon, Paradoom #1-5, Neo-Cymek #5-10 

David Byrne’s Edible Outfits: One Punch Man, Hank Henshaw w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Miss Martian, Guy Gardner, Metallo, Jade (DC), Power Ring, Brainiac 5 in a SpaceX Rocket, Bill Cypher, Mongul w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Galactus and his Herald David Byrne w/ Gloom Sword, Terrax, Madeline Pryor, Moon Knight, Walker Texas Ranger in a Jedi Starfighter, Black Lantern Blue Lantern, Black Lantern Green Lantern, Black Lantern Star Sapphire, Black Lantern #1A, Vampire Star Sapphire, Black Lantern Goblin, Junkeons #1-10 (9 deaths each), Mr. Hankey

You may be asking “What exactly is the Kessel Run?”... to that I say “Are ya facking stewpid?”. Obviously, the Kessel Run is simply a 20-parsec (1-parsec = 3.26 light-years or 19 trillion miles) smuggling route through the Akkadese Maelstrom that surrounds the Kessel sector of the outer rim used for transporting spice out of the planet Kessel. It is the infamous Han Solo in the Millennium Falcon who boasts his ability to traverse the route in only 12-parsecs by splitting two black holes in the Maw Cluster. If it still isn’t making sense to you, I’ve attached a graphic to simplify it.

“We’re making this run quick and efficient. In and out with the spice in no time.” says Qi’ra over the comms to her fellow Darkseid smugglers. “There will be resistance. David Byrne still holds dominion over Kessel, and we all know his rule has been sharp. There hasn’t been a spice run outside of his own sale in quite some time, which is good news for us since it will make us a LOT of money on the black market.”

Qi’ra leads the Horsemen through the standard, “safe”, 20-parsec route to reach Kessel. “We’re hoping to see minimal defense during the travel, but expect a big party once we reach Kess-”

BOOOOOOM

Erasmus’ A-Wing just exploded from Hank Henshaw’s heat vision. “They’re on us now!” Qi’ra yells over the comms, “Defensive maneuvers!”

Hank Henshaw and Guy Gardner wanted to see early action and are attacking the incoming smugglers head on. The Millenium Falcon fires onto the green lantern but does no damage. Booster Gold makes his own attempt only to be crushed by Henshaw along with Skeet. Saint Walker and Indigo One are able to contain Henshaw lining up SHAZAM’s attack only to be knocked away by Guy Gardner. But the green lantern can’t protect Hank from all sides as Mary Marvel uses her magic powers alongside Kamek to down the cyborg. Guy Gardner retaliates by taking out Mary Marvel, as well as Saint Walker for his blue lantern inadvertently powered up Guy. BL Supergirl finally steps in and mercifully ends Guy with a swift punch through the skull. The smugglers hesitate for a moment, stunned by the power of the kryptonian… “What are you wasting time for? We need to keep moving and liberate that spice… NOW!” BL Supergirl bellows to her teammates.

The smuggling crew continues toward Kessel…

No more surprises met the Horsemen in their travels, but they are about to make the turn around Pilot’s End and make their descent onto Kessel, knowing there will be trouble the second they come around the bend. “Prepare yourselves!” Qi’ra yells over comms knowing it will be hectic soon. Around the corner they come AND… nothing? “Where are they?” SHAZAM questions. “I sense a trap.” Kenobi says. “It doesn’t matter. Continue towards the spice mines, quickly. The faster we get in and out the better.” Qi’ra shakily commands.

Darkseid’s crew is able to land onto the planet's surface, and enter the mines without seeing another soul. “I have a bad feeling about this.” Kenobi warns. “It doesn’t matter, just move faster.” Qi’ra says. 

“We’re all loaded up!” yells Dante. “Then let’s get a move on it!” demands Qi’ra. The crew starts heading out of the mines only to find the trap they knew was set. Standing around their ships is the Byrne Mafia. “Let’s get this over with, I’m only here for fun and that’s barely happening right now.” says One Punch Man in a very bored tone.

The fighting commences. Qi’ra yells out “Get the spice to the Falcon! We’re not all making it out of here, but we can at least liberate the spice!” The path is slowly being forged to the ship as death brews all around. One Punch Man one punches Desaad. Kamek goes crazy today and takes down the sentient Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls. Commons on both sides are easily obliterated, except for Junkeon #6-7 who shank Kamek and take him down with them. Jade and Power Ring combine their green lantern might to take down Indigo One. Nekron returns the favor to the green lanterns with the help of Orion. Mr. Hankey sees an opening, literally, and shoves himself up Nekron’s ass (being a sentient poop and all) and proceeds to shred open Nekron’s innards, but not before Nekron creates a self destructing blast to take down Mr. Hankey with him. Orion moves on to takedown Moon Knight *the fool can’t fly, not very good for space setting*. BL Supergirl pushes forward to help pave an opening to the Falcon. She takes down Walker Texas Ranger and Brainiac 5 in their respective ships, but is met with anguish as Metallo’s kryptonite heart weakens her to the ground. Terrax takes the opportunity and smashes BL Supergirl’s chest in.

“GET TO THE SHIPS” echoes Qi’ra, “WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE, WE’RE LOSING TOO MANY” Mongul hears this and destroys Kenobi’s Next Gen Enterprise Shuttle with Quark still being inside. Kenobi pivots and takes Desaad’s Cubs Fan Han’s TIE Slicer. The Falcon and TIE Slicer take to the air with the spice stored in the Falcon. “Defend this ship” Qi’ra demands over the comms.

The battle takes to the skies and the eventual space surrounding Kessel.

“We can’t beat them…” Qi’ra whispers to herself. She thinks of how to lose them in the vast expanse of space… “The Maw Cluster!!” exclaims Qi’ra, “We have to go through the Maw cluster and split the black holes. We can lose them there!” As they travel towards the cluster, epic battles surround the two ships desperately trying to escape. Dante downs Metallo as he is the superior cyborg. Warpath is going blow for blow with Miss Martian, but it is she who takes him down. BL SHAZAM gathers all the strength of Hercules and power of Zeus to create the most brutal lightning storm in history that strikes down Madeline Pryor and Terrax. One Punch Man, seeing something interesting for once, jolts forward to one punch Billy Batson. Orion has had enough of this bald freak and we find out that the strength of a New God is enough to put the once thought invincible One Punch Man to his grave.

The Millenium Falcon and Kenobi in the TIE Slicer reach the Maw cluster with Dante and Orion covering their flank as Miss Martian and Mongul are close behind. The Akkadese Maelstrom is brutal as Dante quickly is struck down while Orion is sucked into a black hole. Miss Martian sees her opening and moves swiftly towards the Falcon. Only inches from striking the ship and Kenobi fires at the martian pushing her off course just enough to also be sucked into a black hole. 

“I sense your fear little ones,” Mongul laughs at the remaining two ships for the Horseman crew, “It fuels me…”

“Just keep pushing forward Kenobi,” Qi’ra shrieks, “We can make it.” Kenobi questions her, “But who is that man ahead?”

The unknown man, sitting still amongst the maelstrom, speaks, “You are marked for death… the devourer will consume you… I herald… Galactus.”

“Who the hell is Galactus?” Qi’ra says confused. “None of our reports mentioned a Galactus.”

Again, Mongul is right on the Falcon’s tail, but he, too, is unable to maneuver through this viscous maelstrom and is consumed by a black hole.

With just the two ships remaining and this unknown Galactus being, Qi’ra tells Kenobi, “Dodge this weirdo and we’ll almost be through the Maw Cluster and freedom will be on the other si-”

BOOOOOOOOOM

Galactus swipes the Millenium Falcon and the ship explodes on impact. It turns out the Maw Cluster was not simply black holes, but it was Galactus feeding off any who dared to shortcut the Kessel Run.

Kenobi, fortunately, was able to dodge the large being and his Herald David Byrne. He makes it out of the Kessel Run, but without any spice and ashamed by his failure he decides to exile himself…

Dolla 49 McRib Vs. The Cowboy Killaz

 Dolla 49 McRib is The Anti Monitor, Dr. Fate, Count Dooku & FA-4, Darth Malak in a Jedi Starfighter, Wonder Woman, Fin Fang From, Fortress Maximus, Ultraman, The Spectre, The Living Tribunal, & Uncle Grandpa.

The Cowboy Killaz are Commander Ahsoka Tano in a TIE Dagger, Sky Lynx, Landon Calrissean, Lobot, Ajax, Beowolf, Hecate, Storm, & Jeh-Wu in an ID4 Transport, Ultron, Master Mold, John Stewart, Martian Manhunter, King Beerus, Cal Kestis in a Geonosian Starfighter, & Wiccan.  

Good day ladies and gentlemen, it is I Joshatu the Wise; and I am here to relay a vision to you all.  As powerful and omnipotent as I am, I can tell you that time is relative.  For I have seen this adventure already, past, present, and future simultaneously; and a truly epic one it is.  This match will be conducted differently, as I shall give you two separate, but complete perspectives on the day.  My counterpart The Neon Master Pogo and I shall switch back and forth throughout this match to give a perfect analysis of today's events.  

I shall begin:

JOSHATU THE GREAT:

As this epic tale begins we find a brutal battle already taking place between Ultraman and The Martian Manhunter.  While this is transpiring, The ID4 Transport is suffering major damage as the maelstrom of Kessel begins to dismantle the ship, which is too large to evade the natural disasters surrounding it.  Sky Lynx, the large Autobot Space Shuttle, attempts a rescue mission.  The large Cymeks, all leave the massive ship on their own in space worthy protective bodies.  Storm gets blown from the site; but has put on the proper space suit, she is alive but free floating throughout the area.  Lando and Lobot, just barely make it out of The ID4 Transport and into Sky Lynx.  They wouldn't have had Jeh-Wu not sacrificed himself, closing the airlock just in time to save his Captain and First Mate.  

Ahsoka is shot down by the combined powers of The Anti Monitor and Lord Malak, ejecting in the small escape pod of the fighter and also being rescued by Sky Lynx.  She is joined there by a battered, bruised, but very much still alive Martian Manhunter, who has defeated Ultraman in single combat.  

The Manhunter, along with Ahsoka, Lando, & Lobot are all inside Sky Lynx.  They begin the very opening ideas of how with their combined skills, they must find a way to navigate through The Kessel Run in record time if they are going to survive this experience and win the day.  The odds are against them, but they are not interested in the odds.  

I will return very shortly with an update; but will now allow my counterpart to tell a small part of the tale.

THE NEON MASTER POGO:

Hey turds, it's ya boi Pogo here.  I got me a wine flavored black and mild, and a double duece of Coors Banquet and I am gonna share all the action which ya.  It's a crazy one out here with the solar winds blowing and space turbulence or whatever it is you would call this is blowing my chubby butt all over the place.  And I ain't the only one.  We also got this ginormous space monster over to my left, or maybe right, I don't really know the difference, especially when I am upside down.  That thing looks hungry and is prolly gonna start eating some fools if they don't just get sucked into the vast nothing of wherever the Heck you go when space sends you somewhere else.  So, let's get down to it.  Somebody forgot to give Count Dooku and his droid a ship, so they went bye bye, Wonder Woman is tough as nails and hangs on to a random asteroid for a while; but basically samesies for her.  She grabs Wiccan on the way outta here and.......  Yup, I don't think Ima see them again.  Oh man......  Dang Chat.  This is about to get messy or something.  I think the space madness is overtaking these normally powerful dudes.  King Beerus literally just took a massive power dump down The Living  Tribunal's throat, but the Spectre grabbed Beerus and enclosed him in a force field and turtle farted him to death with his White Castle flatulence.  Joshatu would say something dumb like:  tHeY jOiN eAcH oThEr iN dEaTh, Ima just say they all died of poop.  Ha!!  Poop is funny.  Fin Fang Foom is a big, huge, dragon, deathbringer, Godzilla type guy, not sure what he is supposed to do out here in space.  NEXT.  Fortress Maximus and Master Mold, start tradind some mega huge metal robot punches and they continue to go at it as they float into the nothingness of space.  Uncle Grandpa says something racist and Storm dies of woke, right before she puts some space lightning up his butt.  Ultron shoots some poop at Dr. Fate and he dies a smelly death.  Ha!!  Heh......  Ha!!  It was really a laser he shot at him, I just thought it would be more funnier if I said it was poop.  Ha.  Poop.  The Anti Monitor and John Stewart start flying around and fighting err whatever too, while Hecate, and Beowolf come to help out the former host of The Daily Show or whoever that is.  Darth Malak just shot down Kal Kestis and then got Ajax with an ion cannon that turned off the life support and killed him; and then Ultron blowed up Malak's ship; but Malak totally did a Princess Leia Force thing and flew over to him to chop him in half with his lightsaber before getting accidently hit by Beowolf's wing.  Then, a bunch more fighting happened, and I got spun around and missed some stuff; but basically The Anti Monitor in like a last ditch effort or something took like a big fat space diarrhea dump on the guy from The Daily Show, who I don't remember being black and both of his human brain robot helper guys.  I think it prolly like evacuated his life force with his bowels or something.  

Wait.......

Wait.....  Wait...  

Crap.

I was supposed to go back and forth between Joshatu the Stuffy or something, wasn't I??..........  Dang.  He might be pissed.  He's a prick when he's pissed (and when he isn't).  

Well, hopefully you didn't miss much of what he had to say.  Here we go:

JOSHATU THE MIGHTY:  

So my friends, In conclusion..........

After this epic tale has been told to never be forgotten that we have witnessed here together.  Never have I witnessed and I am sure you would agree such a story of teamwork, brilliance under pressure, and selflessness for a crew as we did here today.  Here today, when we saw Sky Lynx focus his energon on defense, whilst allowing four brave Crew members inside to use their grit, bravery, and determination to navigate through and make The Kessel Run in only ten parsecs (if you round down by tens).  Thank you for joining in me in this unforgettable match. 

TEAM Vs. The Sigmaz

 TEAM is:

-Vampire Thanos

-Zombie Mon El

-Yoda, Rumble, Frenzy, Reece Reamer, and Darin Kupstas in The T-Ship.

-Sinestro

-Ragnarok

-Dave Bowman: The Starchild.

-The Mandalorian and Grogu in The Razorcrest.

-Blitzwing

-Astrotrain

-Thundercracker

-Soundwave w/ Ravage, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, Ratbat, Overkill, Slugfest, Squawktalk, Beatbox, Garboil, Glit, and Howlback.

-Enemy in a TIE Dagger

-The Constructions: Hook, Bonecrusher, Mixmaster, Long Haul, Scrapper, and Scavenger (merge to form Devastator).

-Darin Kupstas: Mech Pilot, in his Mech: The Big Gun/Big Sword.

-The Prince of the Cosmos

-Renegade #1-5

-Rock Lords #1-5

-Ron Burgundy, Champ, Brick, Brain, Veronica, & Baxter in a NASA Space Shuttle.  

The Sigmaz are:

-Cyclonus & Nightstick

-Armada of Cyclonus #1-2

-The Ark

-1st and 2nd Sweep

-Reflector: Spectro, Spyglass, & Viewfinder.

-Galvatron

-Gurren Lagann

-Noble 6 Team & Master Chief in The UNSC Infinity.

-Mega Man & Rush

-Grand Moff Tarkin, Executrix: Pilot, Co-Pilot, Gunner, and Crew Member #1-5 in The Great Fox Mothership.

-Grand Inquisitor in Cassian's U-Wing.

- 7th Sister in ID4 Flying Saucer.

-Death

-Shoutmon X7

-Goku

-Vorian Atreides, Seurat, & Edrik the Guild Navigator in The Dream Voyager.

-Zombie Mandalorian.

-Zombie Blue Lantern

-Zombie Jedi Master

-2 Jedi Masters (hitching a ride in one of the ships or transformers).

Week 4 Democracy: The Underhills vs Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

 The Underhills: Mogo, Bizarro Superman, Matrix, Atrocitus, Larfleeze, Nova (Sam Alexander), Rooster in a TIE Fighter, Hangman in a TIE Dagger, Omega Supreme, The Aerialbots: Silverbolt (Final Death), Skydive (Final Death), Fireflight, Slingshot (Final Death), Air Raid (Final Death), Star Fox in a TIE Advanced, IG-90 in a TIE Interceptor, Bastilla Shan in Kyle Houslander's Jedi Fighter, Steel, Ellen Ripley & Jedi Knight Guardians #2-8 in NASA Space Shuttle

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies: Star-Lord (Final Death), Gamora (Final Death), Drax (Final Death), Groot (Final Death), Rocket The Racoon, Nebula (Final Death), and Mantis in the Milano, Commander William Adama in the Battlestar Galactica, Vampire Bite Emperor Palpatine In the Emperor's Shuttle, Captain Rex In the Umbaran Starfighter, General Grievous, 4-Lom & Zuckess a Nasa Space Shuttle, Darth Bane, Syndicate Maul, Savage Opress, Shaak-Ti, Cosmos, Star Wolf, Kirby, Voltron, Thor, and Zombie White Martian

S17 W3: Underhills vs Cowboy Killers

 The Underhills are:  Norma Cenva, Ghanima Atreides, Tamerlane, The Eternals:(Gilgamesh,Druig,Ikaris,Kingo,Sprite,Phastos,Makkari,Ajak,Thena), Darth Talon, Beachcomber, Predacons: (Razorclaw,Divebomb,Rampage,Headstrong,Tantrum), Broadside, Mary Embery, Ellen Ripley

The Cowboy Killers are: Ajax, Beowulf, Hecate, 10 sandworms, Hungarian Horntail, Chinese Fireball, Swedish Short Snout, Ghost Rider (Danny Ketch), Surtur, Master Mold, T-X, Splinter w/ Double Blue Lightsaber, Bob Sagat, 3 Swordmaster of Ginaz

The desert trembled as both sides closed in on each other and the battle started. Hecate twisted the battlefield with illusions and warped space, yet Sprite pushed back just enough to create pockets of clarity, allowing Makkari to blitz across the dunes and disrupt Master Mold before his Sentinel production could fully stabilize. Kingo and Ajak joined the fight as well and the chaos had sent the sandworms into a rage. As they all battled, the ground below them began to open and 4 of the sandworms began their feast. As they rose up to strike, Master Mold was able to summon one last strike and all were blasted out of existence by a coordinated barrage. 

Overhead, Ikaris carved through the sky with beams of cosmic energy, managing to mortally wound the Swedish Short-Snout before being entangled by the flaming chain of Ghost Rider, the two crashing down in a brutal collision defeated Ikaris but left Ghost Rider temporarily incapacitated. On the ground, Phastos deployed complex constructs that briefly restrained several Sandworms, but the T-X adapted quickly, corrupting his own systems and turning his weapons against him, eliminating him in a sudden reversal. Nearby, Druig attempted to seize control of weaker minds and even managed to momentarily disrupt Beowulf, but Hecate intervened directly, overwhelming Druig’s mind and removing him from the fight entirely.

The Predacons charged as a unified force, tearing into two of the sandworms, but their momentum broke when Splinter entered and combining his ninja skills and his precise lightsaber strikes, dismantled Razorclaw and Tantrum in quick succession, though Headstrong managed to land a devastating blow that forced Splinter back before being finished by a follow-up strike that killed both in the process. In the chaos, Darth Talon cut through one of the sandwormns and even dueled one of the Swordmasters of Ginaz, killing him after a fierce exchange, but the remaining two adapted quickly and ultimately brought her down through coordinated precision. Ellen Ripley held her ground against advancing threats and managed to destroy the T-X with a well-placed explosive shot after it had been damaged, but she was soon overwhelmed by Ajax in close combat. Meanwhile, Ghanima Atreides used her prescient awareness to guide allies and avoid several lethal strikes, but even she could not evade the unpredictable timing of the sandworms forever, eventually being caught and pulled beneath the surface.

At the center, the battle between Gilgamesh, Thena, and Surtur became the defining clash, with the two Eternals pushing the fire giant harder than before, Thena carving through his defenses while Gilgamesh struck with overwhelming force. Surtur’s flames surged beyond control, consuming both in a final, catastrophic eruption that left him wounded until he was crushed from Broadside who also managed to bring down the Chinese Fireball in a fiery heap. Broadside’s victory was short-lived as he was immediately torn apart by the Hungarian Horntail. Ajak briefly turned the tide by healing several allies, but she became a priority target and was eliminated before she could sustain the effort. Beachcomber was lost in the chaos to the sandworms, and Norma Cenva was ultimately caught in the crossfire of collapsing constructs and dragonfire, unable to withstand the scale of destruction.

During the entire battle, on a dune in the far distance, the comedy of Bob Sagat echoed across the endless sands of Arrakis. The remaining predacons decided to team up and end the jokes but the Ghost Rider, still wounded from his earlier scrap with Ikaris, jumped his bike off the dunes in an attempt to protect everyone’s favorite 1980’s tv dad. As they collide in the air, Bob is crushed and the fight is short as a sandworm emerges to swallow all of them up. That sandworm eventually dies of indigestion.

Tamerlane and Mary Embery attempted to run away but were hunted down by Beowulf. He picks them both up by the head and shakes them violently until their bodies detach. He raises their skulls in victory.