Grayson's Jack's, and Ben's Goobers vs. 1992 Space Movie

Da Goobers:Superboy, The Sentry, Lightning Lad, The Fantastic Four:Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Girl, Human Torch, and The Thing in The Fantasticar, Dash Rendar, Leebo, Ace Duck, Macgyver, Kareem Abdul Jabar, and Conner Weidman:  The Drink in The Outrider, Admiral Piett, Executor Pilot, Executor Co-Pilot, Executor Gunner, Executor Crew Member #1-5, Sam Bonser, & Tom Brady in The Executor Star Destroyer, Admiral Ackbar, Home One Pilot, Home One Co-Pilot, Home One Gunner, Home One Crew Members #1-5, and Jake Moody in Home One, Commander Stargazer & Slybird in a T-16 Skyhopper, Legends Luke Skywalker (w/ a blue lantern ring) and R2-D2 in Mando's Naboo Starfighter, Ultra Magnus w/ Brawn, Hubcap, and The Protectobots:  Hotspot, Streetwise, Blades, Groove, and First Aid (merge to form Defensor) in The Autobot Ship, Corsair, Ch'od, Cr'eee, Korvus, Sikorsky, Raza Longknife, & Hapzibah in The Star Jammer, IG-88 in The IG-2000, Stark Android #5

Space Movie: The Silverhawks: Quicksilver & Talleyhawk, Steel heart & Stronghold, Steelwill & Rayzor, & Copper Kid & Mayday, Colonal Bluegrass & SideMan in a Y-Wing Yaddle (w/ Dwarf Ring #7 & a green lantern ring) in Yoda's Wookie Escape Pod, Wedge Antilles, Kermit thee Frog (w/ a Glock Model 20 & Glock Model 40), Little Beaver, Jotaro, Fanboy, & Chum Chum in an Avengers Quinjet, Chuck Norris in an X-Wing (Chuck Norris can blow up The Death Star with his targeting computer on), Cade Skywalker & R.O.B. the Robot in a B-Wing, Rebel Pilot #3 & Kenny Baker in a Z-95 Headhunter, Biggs Darklighter in his T-16 Skyhopper, Frank Metvier: Jedi Knight (pilot) w/ Grayson Houslander:  Jedi Youngling (Co-Pilot), Alec from Shriners: The Cutest Tard in the whole world (w/ an Addorrrable Blanket), Dobby, Peppermint Patty & Marci, Dr.  Ub' X, & Pig Boy in The Outlaw, Becket, Val, Rio, Rufus the Apostle, Wicket W. Warrick (in a Goomba Sock), & Little Tokyo in The Rampart, Black Lantern Asajj Ventress & Carnage (w/ The Ring of Valthoom) in The Travel Lantern, Carol Ferris (Star Sapphire), Air Zonk, Tommy Oliver: The Green Ranger (w/ The White Lantern Ring), Skeletor (w/ The Orange Lantern Ring), Romat Ru, Dex-Tar, Nemesis Enforcer (w/ an Indigo Lantern Ring & The Sword of Darkness), Aayla Secura (w/ a blue lantern ring), Krypto, Cybertronian Guardian #1-5.

The Kessel Run had never seen traffic like this.

Not during the Galactic Civil War. Not even in the shadow of the Kessel Run itself—where gravity wells twisted space like a dying scream.

Tonight, it wasn’t just about speed.

It was about survival.

Inside the Fantasticar, Mr. Fantastic stretched across multiple control panels while the Human Torch burned like a second sun.

“Reed,” snapped Invisible Woman, “those gravity shadows are collapsing!”

“I see fourteen possible paths,” Reed replied calmly. “Only three don’t kill us.”

Behind them, The Thing cracked his knuckles. “I like those odds.”

A Quinjet carrying Kermit the Frog (armed and somehow very serious), a Y-Wing flown by Colonel Bluegrass, and an X-Wing piloted by the unstoppable Chuck Norris.

At the center, glowing like a prism of raw emotion, flew the Lantern coalition, led by Yaddle and a ring-powered alliance that bent reality itself.

“Remember,” said Wedge Antilles over comms, “this run isn’t about being heroes.”

“It’s about finishing the race.”

The Kessel run opened like a grave.

Black holes churned, dragging ships into spirals of doom.

The first casualty came fast.

A Z-95 Headhunter clipped a gravity shear—gone in an instant.

“Stay tight!” shouted Admiral Ackbar aboard Home One. “It’s a trap within a trap!”

Blaster fire erupted, not from enemies, but from panic.

Then,

IG-88 struck.

The assassin droid’s ship cut through Space Movie’s flank, precision shots tearing apart weaker escorts.

But before it could line up another kill

A green construct fist smashed it sideways.

Aayla Secura, glowing with Lantern energy, hovered in vacuum, eyes blazing.

“You’re not the only hunter here.”

The Executor fired.

Its turbolasers lit the void, forcing Space Movie into the space’s most unstable corridor.

“Brace!” yelled Tom Brady from the bridge, gripping a console like it was fourth quarter.

Meanwhile, the Autobot Ship transformed mid-flight, Ultra Magnus coordinating as Defensor formed, shielding allied ships from gravitational debris.

But Space Movie adapted.

Lantern light exploded across the battlefield.

Constructs of will, rage, hope, fear all colliding.

Asajj Ventress, now a Black Lantern, tore through space like a ghost, draining life from unlucky crew members.

And then

Chuck Norris pressed his targeting computer.

“Got it.”

A single shot.

It didn’t just hit.

It erased an entire escort wing from existence.

Even the surrounding space seemed to hesitate.

Deep in the Run’s tightest spiral, the path narrowed to one survivable lane.

Two fleets.

One corridor.

“No more room for both,” muttered Dash Rendar.

Reed Richards calculated.

Ackbar hesitated.

Ultra Magnus stood firm.

Then

From Space Movie, a united Lantern surge ignited.

White, green, orange, violet, red

The full spectrum.

Reality bent.

And The Goobers… broke.

The Executor lost stabilization, dragged into a black hole’s pull.

The Fantasticar spun out, Invisible Woman shielding her team as long as she could.

The Outrider took a hit, Dash fighting controls

“Leebo, reroute everything!”

Too late.

Only one group burst from hyperspace.

Ships scarred.

Numbers devastated.

But alive.

At the front

A glowing formation of Lantern energy, barely holding together.

Behind them, the surviving fragments of Space Movie limped into open space.

Wedge’s voice came through, quiet.

“…We made it.”

Kermit lowered his weapon.

Chuck Norris said nothing.

Yaddle closed her eyes.

Behind them

The Kessel Run collapsed inward.

No survivors.

The Doctor's Madhouse Vs. The Sigmas

 The Doctor's Madhouse is: Abeloth, Zombie Darth Vader in TIE Dagger, Jango Fett in MG-100 Star Fortress, Brainiac in Brainiac’s Ship, Nightwing & Robin (Damien Wayne) in Javelin, Powergirl, Ursa, Franklin Richards, Captain Marvel, Trigon, Arishem the Judge, The Beyonder, Zombie Kryptonian, and Daxomite #4A

The Sigmas are: Elden Beast, Falco In a B-Wing, Anakin Skywalker In a Stealth X-Wing, Maverick and Goose in an F-18 2 Seater, Iceman and Slider F-15s, Han Solo In a Tie Dagger, Ramjet, Dirge, Nightbird, Blonde Blazer, Aatrox, Isaac Clark In USG Ishimora, Sonar, Charzard, Darkhawk, Supergiant, Mr. Sinister, Sleepwalker, Nightmare, Hawkman & Hawkwoman, Ancient Balrog #1-4, and Autobot Decoy

Darkseid's Horsemen of the Apokolypse vs David Byrne's Meat Suits

Lightside’s Donkey Riders of New Comings: L3-37, Qi’ra, USS Defiant Crew Members #1-3 In the Millenium Falcon, Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi and Quark in a Next Generation Enterprise Shuttle, Erasmus in an A-Wing, Desaad in Cubs Fan Han’s TIE Slicer, Booster Gold & Skeet, Saint Walker, Indigo One, Dante, Warpath, Black Lantern Supergirl, Black Lantern SHAZAM!, Mary Marvel, Nekron, Orion, Kamek, Chattari Leviathan #3A, Chattari Leviathan #2A, Vampire Chattari Leviathon, Paradoom #1-5, Neo-Cymek #5-10 

David Byrne’s Edible Outfits: One Punch Man, Hank Henshaw w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Miss Martian, Guy Gardner, Metallo, Jade (DC), Power Ring, Brainiac 5 in a SpaceX Rocket, Bill Cypher, Mongul w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Galactus and his Herald David Byrne w/ Gloom Sword, Terrax, Madeline Pryor, Moon Knight, Walker Texas Ranger in a Jedi Starfighter, Black Lantern Blue Lantern, Black Lantern Green Lantern, Black Lantern Star Sapphire, Black Lantern #1A, Vampire Star Sapphire, Black Lantern Goblin, Junkeons #1-10 (9 deaths each), Mr. Hankey

You may be asking “What exactly is the Kessel Run?”... to that I say “Are ya facking stewpid?”. Obviously, the Kessel Run is simply a 20-parsec (1-parsec = 3.26 light-years or 19 trillion miles) smuggling route through the Akkadese Maelstrom that surrounds the Kessel sector of the outer rim used for transporting spice out of the planet Kessel. It is the infamous Han Solo in the Millennium Falcon who boasts his ability to traverse the route in only 12-parsecs by splitting two black holes in the Maw Cluster. If it still isn’t making sense to you, I’ve attached a graphic to simplify it.

“We’re making this run quick and efficient. In and out with the spice in no time.” says Qi’ra over the comms to her fellow Darkseid smugglers. “There will be resistance. David Byrne still holds dominion over Kessel, and we all know his rule has been sharp. There hasn’t been a spice run outside of his own sale in quite some time, which is good news for us since it will make us a LOT of money on the black market.”

Qi’ra leads the Horsemen through the standard, “safe”, 20-parsec route to reach Kessel. “We’re hoping to see minimal defense during the travel, but expect a big party once we reach Kess-”

BOOOOOOM

Erasmus’ A-Wing just exploded from Hank Henshaw’s heat vision. “They’re on us now!” Qi’ra yells over the comms, “Defensive maneuvers!”

Hank Henshaw and Guy Gardner wanted to see early action and are attacking the incoming smugglers head on. The Millenium Falcon fires onto the green lantern but does no damage. Booster Gold makes his own attempt only to be crushed by Henshaw along with Skeet. Saint Walker and Indigo One are able to contain Henshaw lining up SHAZAM’s attack only to be knocked away by Guy Gardner. But the green lantern can’t protect Hank from all sides as Mary Marvel uses her magic powers alongside Kamek to down the cyborg. Guy Gardner retaliates by taking out Mary Marvel, as well as Saint Walker for his blue lantern inadvertently powered up Guy. BL Supergirl finally steps in and mercifully ends Guy with a swift punch through the skull. The smugglers hesitate for a moment, stunned by the power of the kryptonian… “What are you wasting time for? We need to keep moving and liberate that spice… NOW!” BL Supergirl bellows to her teammates.

The smuggling crew continues toward Kessel…

No more surprises met the Horsemen in their travels, but they are about to make the turn around Pilot’s End and make their descent onto Kessel, knowing there will be trouble the second they come around the bend. “Prepare yourselves!” Qi’ra yells over comms knowing it will be hectic soon. Around the corner they come AND… nothing? “Where are they?” SHAZAM questions. “I sense a trap.” Kenobi says. “It doesn’t matter. Continue towards the spice mines, quickly. The faster we get in and out the better.” Qi’ra shakily commands.

Darkseid’s crew is able to land onto the planet's surface, and enter the mines without seeing another soul. “I have a bad feeling about this.” Kenobi warns. “It doesn’t matter, just move faster.” Qi’ra says. 

“We’re all loaded up!” yells Dante. “Then let’s get a move on it!” demands Qi’ra. The crew starts heading out of the mines only to find the trap they knew was set. Standing around their ships is the Byrne Mafia. “Let’s get this over with, I’m only here for fun and that’s barely happening right now.” says One Punch Man in a very bored tone.

The fighting commences. Qi’ra yells out “Get the spice to the Falcon! We’re not all making it out of here, but we can at least liberate the spice!” The path is slowly being forged to the ship as death brews all around. One Punch Man one punches Desaad. Kamek goes crazy today and takes down the sentient Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls. Commons on both sides are easily obliterated, except for Junkeon #6-7 who shank Kamek and take him down with them. Jade and Power Ring combine their green lantern might to take down Indigo One. Nekron returns the favor to the green lanterns with the help of Orion. Mr. Hankey sees an opening, literally, and shoves himself up Nekron’s ass (being a sentient poop and all) and proceeds to shred open Nekron’s innards, but not before Nekron creates a self destructing blast to take down Mr. Hankey with him. Orion moves on to takedown Moon Knight *the fool can’t fly, not very good for space setting*. BL Supergirl pushes forward to help pave an opening to the Falcon. She takes down Walker Texas Ranger and Brainiac 5 in their respective ships, but is met with anguish as Metallo’s kryptonite heart weakens her to the ground. Terrax takes the opportunity and smashes BL Supergirl’s chest in.

“GET TO THE SHIPS” echoes Qi’ra, “WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE, WE’RE LOSING TOO MANY” Mongul hears this and destroys Kenobi’s Next Gen Enterprise Shuttle with Quark still being inside. Kenobi pivots and takes Desaad’s Cubs Fan Han’s TIE Slicer. The Falcon and TIE Slicer take to the air with the spice stored in the Falcon. “Defend this ship” Qi’ra demands over the comms.

The battle takes to the skies and the eventual space surrounding Kessel.

“We can’t beat them…” Qi’ra whispers to herself. She thinks of how to lose them in the vast expanse of space… “The Maw Cluster!!” exclaims Qi’ra, “We have to go through the Maw cluster and split the black holes. We can lose them there!” As they travel towards the cluster, epic battles surround the two ships desperately trying to escape. Dante downs Metallo as he is the superior cyborg. Warpath is going blow for blow with Miss Martian, but it is she who takes him down. BL SHAZAM gathers all the strength of Hercules and power of Zeus to create the most brutal lightning storm in history that strikes down Madeline Pryor and Terrax. One Punch Man, seeing something interesting for once, jolts forward to one punch Billy Batson. Orion has had enough of this bald freak and we find out that the strength of a New God is enough to put the once thought invincible One Punch Man to his grave.

The Millenium Falcon and Kenobi in the TIE Slicer reach the Maw cluster with Dante and Orion covering their flank as Miss Martian and Mongul are close behind. The Akkadese Maelstrom is brutal as Dante quickly is struck down while Orion is sucked into a black hole. Miss Martian sees her opening and moves swiftly towards the Falcon. Only inches from striking the ship and Kenobi fires at the martian pushing her off course just enough to also be sucked into a black hole. 

“I sense your fear little ones,” Mongul laughs at the remaining two ships for the Horseman crew, “It fuels me…”

“Just keep pushing forward Kenobi,” Qi’ra shrieks, “We can make it.” Kenobi questions her, “But who is that man ahead?”

The unknown man, sitting still amongst the maelstrom, speaks, “You are marked for death… the devourer will consume you… I herald… Galactus.”

“Who the hell is Galactus?” Qi’ra says confused. “None of our reports mentioned a Galactus.”

Again, Mongul is right on the Falcon’s tail, but he, too, is unable to maneuver through this viscous maelstrom and is consumed by a black hole.

With just the two ships remaining and this unknown Galactus being, Qi’ra tells Kenobi, “Dodge this weirdo and we’ll almost be through the Maw Cluster and freedom will be on the other si-”

BOOOOOOOOOM

Galactus swipes the Millenium Falcon and the ship explodes on impact. It turns out the Maw Cluster was not simply black holes, but it was Galactus feeding off any who dared to shortcut the Kessel Run.

Kenobi, fortunately, was able to dodge the large being and his Herald David Byrne. He makes it out of the Kessel Run, but without any spice and ashamed by his failure he decides to exile himself…

Dolla 49 McRib Vs. The Cowboy Killaz

 Dolla 49 McRib is The Anti Monitor, Dr. Fate, Count Dooku & FA-4, Darth Malak in a Jedi Starfighter, Wonder Woman, Fin Fang From, Fortress Maximus, Ultraman, The Spectre, The Living Tribunal, & Uncle Grandpa.

The Cowboy Killaz are Commander Ahsoka Tano in a TIE Dagger, Sky Lynx, Landon Calrissean, Lobot, Ajax, Beowolf, Hecate, Storm, & Jeh-Wu in an ID4 Transport, Ultron, Master Mold, John Stewart, Martian Manhunter, King Beerus, Cal Kestis in a Geonosian Starfighter, & Wiccan.  

Good day ladies and gentlemen, it is I Joshatu the Wise; and I am here to relay a vision to you all.  As powerful and omnipotent as I am, I can tell you that time is relative.  For I have seen this adventure already, past, present, and future simultaneously; and a truly epic one it is.  This match will be conducted differently, as I shall give you two separate, but complete perspectives on the day.  My counterpart The Neon Master Pogo and I shall switch back and forth throughout this match to give a perfect analysis of today's events.  

I shall begin:

JOSHATU THE GREAT:

As this epic tale begins we find a brutal battle already taking place between Ultraman and The Martian Manhunter.  While this is transpiring, The ID4 Transport is suffering major damage as the maelstrom of Kessel begins to dismantle the ship, which is too large to evade the natural disasters surrounding it.  Sky Lynx, the large Autobot Space Shuttle, attempts a rescue mission.  The large Cymeks, all leave the massive ship on their own in space worthy protective bodies.  Storm gets blown from the site; but has put on the proper space suit, she is alive but free floating throughout the area.  Lando and Lobot, just barely make it out of The ID4 Transport and into Sky Lynx.  They wouldn't have had Jeh-Wu not sacrificed himself, closing the airlock just in time to save his Captain and First Mate.  

Ahsoka is shot down by the combined powers of The Anti Monitor and Lord Malak, ejecting in the small escape pod of the fighter and also being rescued by Sky Lynx.  She is joined there by a battered, bruised, but very much still alive Martian Manhunter, who has defeated Ultraman in single combat.  

The Manhunter, along with Ahsoka, Lando, & Lobot are all inside Sky Lynx.  They begin the very opening ideas of how with their combined skills, they must find a way to navigate through The Kessel Run in record time if they are going to survive this experience and win the day.  The odds are against them, but they are not interested in the odds.  

I will return very shortly with an update; but will now allow my counterpart to tell a small part of the tale.

THE NEON MASTER POGO:

Hey turds, it's ya boi Pogo here.  I got me a wine flavored black and mild, and a double duece of Coors Banquet and I am gonna share all the action which ya.  It's a crazy one out here with the solar winds blowing and space turbulence or whatever it is you would call this is blowing my chubby butt all over the place.  And I ain't the only one.  We also got this ginormous space monster over to my left, or maybe right, I don't really know the difference, especially when I am upside down.  That thing looks hungry and is prolly gonna start eating some fools if they don't just get sucked into the vast nothing of wherever the Heck you go when space sends you somewhere else.  So, let's get down to it.  Somebody forgot to give Count Dooku and his droid a ship, so they went bye bye, Wonder Woman is tough as nails and hangs on to a random asteroid for a while; but basically samesies for her.  She grabs Wiccan on the way outta here and.......  Yup, I don't think Ima see them again.  Oh man......  Dang Chat.  This is about to get messy or something.  I think the space madness is overtaking these normally powerful dudes.  King Beerus literally just took a massive power dump down The Living  Tribunal's throat, but the Spectre grabbed Beerus and enclosed him in a force field and turtle farted him to death with his White Castle flatulence.  Joshatu would say something dumb like:  tHeY jOiN eAcH oThEr iN dEaTh, Ima just say they all died of poop.  Ha!!  Poop is funny.  Fin Fang Foom is a big, huge, dragon, deathbringer, Godzilla type guy, not sure what he is supposed to do out here in space.  NEXT.  Fortress Maximus and Master Mold, start tradind some mega huge metal robot punches and they continue to go at it as they float into the nothingness of space.  Uncle Grandpa says something racist and Storm dies of woke, right before she puts some space lightning up his butt.  Ultron shoots some poop at Dr. Fate and he dies a smelly death.  Ha!!  Heh......  Ha!!  It was really a laser he shot at him, I just thought it would be more funnier if I said it was poop.  Ha.  Poop.  The Anti Monitor and John Stewart start flying around and fighting err whatever too, while Hecate, and Beowolf come to help out the former host of The Daily Show or whoever that is.  Darth Malak just shot down Kal Kestis and then got Ajax with an ion cannon that turned off the life support and killed him; and then Ultron blowed up Malak's ship; but Malak totally did a Princess Leia Force thing and flew over to him to chop him in half with his lightsaber before getting accidently hit by Beowolf's wing.  Then, a bunch more fighting happened, and I got spun around and missed some stuff; but basically The Anti Monitor in like a last ditch effort or something took like a big fat space diarrhea dump on the guy from The Daily Show, who I don't remember being black and both of his human brain robot helper guys.  I think it prolly like evacuated his life force with his bowels or something.  

Wait.......

Wait.....  Wait...  

Crap.

I was supposed to go back and forth between Joshatu the Stuffy or something, wasn't I??..........  Dang.  He might be pissed.  He's a prick when he's pissed (and when he isn't).  

Well, hopefully you didn't miss much of what he had to say.  Here we go:

JOSHATU THE MIGHTY:  

So my friends, In conclusion..........

After this epic tale has been told to never be forgotten that we have witnessed here together.  Never have I witnessed and I am sure you would agree such a story of teamwork, brilliance under pressure, and selflessness for a crew as we did here today.  Here today, when we saw Sky Lynx focus his energon on defense, whilst allowing four brave Crew members inside to use their grit, bravery, and determination to navigate through and make The Kessel Run in only ten parsecs (if you round down by tens).  Thank you for joining in me in this unforgettable match. 

TEAM Vs. The Sigmaz

 TEAM is:

-Vampire Thanos

-Zombie Mon El

-Yoda, Rumble, Frenzy, Reece Reamer, and Darin Kupstas in The T-Ship.

-Sinestro

-Ragnarok

-Dave Bowman: The Starchild.

-The Mandalorian and Grogu in The Razorcrest.

-Blitzwing

-Astrotrain

-Thundercracker

-Soundwave w/ Ravage, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, Ratbat, Overkill, Slugfest, Squawktalk, Beatbox, Garboil, Glit, and Howlback.

-Enemy in a TIE Dagger

-The Constructions: Hook, Bonecrusher, Mixmaster, Long Haul, Scrapper, and Scavenger (merge to form Devastator).

-Darin Kupstas: Mech Pilot, in his Mech: The Big Gun/Big Sword.

-The Prince of the Cosmos

-Renegade #1-5

-Rock Lords #1-5

-Ron Burgundy, Champ, Brick, Brain, Veronica, & Baxter in a NASA Space Shuttle.  

The Sigmaz are:

-Cyclonus & Nightstick

-Armada of Cyclonus #1-2

-The Ark

-1st and 2nd Sweep

-Reflector: Spectro, Spyglass, & Viewfinder.

-Galvatron

-Gurren Lagann

-Noble 6 Team & Master Chief in The UNSC Infinity.

-Mega Man & Rush

-Grand Moff Tarkin, Executrix: Pilot, Co-Pilot, Gunner, and Crew Member #1-5 in The Great Fox Mothership.

-Grand Inquisitor in Cassian's U-Wing.

- 7th Sister in ID4 Flying Saucer.

-Death

-Shoutmon X7

-Goku

-Vorian Atreides, Seurat, & Edrik the Guild Navigator in The Dream Voyager.

-Zombie Mandalorian.

-Zombie Blue Lantern

-Zombie Jedi Master

-2 Jedi Masters (hitching a ride in one of the ships or transformers).

Week 4 Democracy: The Underhills vs Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

 The Underhills: Mogo, Bizarro Superman, Matrix, Atrocitus, Larfleeze, Nova (Sam Alexander), Rooster in a TIE Fighter, Hangman in a TIE Dagger, Omega Supreme, The Aerialbots: Silverbolt (Final Death), Skydive (Final Death), Fireflight, Slingshot (Final Death), Air Raid (Final Death), Star Fox in a TIE Advanced, IG-90 in a TIE Interceptor, Bastilla Shan in Kyle Houslander's Jedi Fighter, Steel, Ellen Ripley & Jedi Knight Guardians #2-8 in NASA Space Shuttle

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies: Star-Lord (Final Death), Gamora (Final Death), Drax (Final Death), Groot (Final Death), Rocket The Racoon, Nebula (Final Death), and Mantis in the Milano, Commander William Adama in the Battlestar Galactica, Vampire Bite Emperor Palpatine In the Emperor's Shuttle, Captain Rex In the Umbaran Starfighter, General Grievous, 4-Lom & Zuckess a Nasa Space Shuttle, Darth Bane, Syndicate Maul, Savage Opress, Shaak-Ti, Cosmos, Star Wolf, Kirby, Voltron, Thor, and Zombie White Martian

S17 W3: Underhills vs Cowboy Killers

 The Underhills are:  Norma Cenva, Ghanima Atreides, Tamerlane, The Eternals:(Gilgamesh,Druig,Ikaris,Kingo,Sprite,Phastos,Makkari,Ajak,Thena), Darth Talon, Beachcomber, Predacons: (Razorclaw,Divebomb,Rampage,Headstrong,Tantrum), Broadside, Mary Embery, Ellen Ripley

The Cowboy Killers are: Ajax, Beowulf, Hecate, 10 sandworms, Hungarian Horntail, Chinese Fireball, Swedish Short Snout, Ghost Rider (Danny Ketch), Surtur, Master Mold, T-X, Splinter w/ Double Blue Lightsaber, Bob Sagat, 3 Swordmaster of Ginaz

The desert trembled as both sides closed in on each other and the battle started. Hecate twisted the battlefield with illusions and warped space, yet Sprite pushed back just enough to create pockets of clarity, allowing Makkari to blitz across the dunes and disrupt Master Mold before his Sentinel production could fully stabilize. Kingo and Ajak joined the fight as well and the chaos had sent the sandworms into a rage. As they all battled, the ground below them began to open and 4 of the sandworms began their feast. As they rose up to strike, Master Mold was able to summon one last strike and all were blasted out of existence by a coordinated barrage. 

Overhead, Ikaris carved through the sky with beams of cosmic energy, managing to mortally wound the Swedish Short-Snout before being entangled by the flaming chain of Ghost Rider, the two crashing down in a brutal collision defeated Ikaris but left Ghost Rider temporarily incapacitated. On the ground, Phastos deployed complex constructs that briefly restrained several Sandworms, but the T-X adapted quickly, corrupting his own systems and turning his weapons against him, eliminating him in a sudden reversal. Nearby, Druig attempted to seize control of weaker minds and even managed to momentarily disrupt Beowulf, but Hecate intervened directly, overwhelming Druig’s mind and removing him from the fight entirely.

The Predacons charged as a unified force, tearing into two of the sandworms, but their momentum broke when Splinter entered and combining his ninja skills and his precise lightsaber strikes, dismantled Razorclaw and Tantrum in quick succession, though Headstrong managed to land a devastating blow that forced Splinter back before being finished by a follow-up strike that killed both in the process. In the chaos, Darth Talon cut through one of the sandwormns and even dueled one of the Swordmasters of Ginaz, killing him after a fierce exchange, but the remaining two adapted quickly and ultimately brought her down through coordinated precision. Ellen Ripley held her ground against advancing threats and managed to destroy the T-X with a well-placed explosive shot after it had been damaged, but she was soon overwhelmed by Ajax in close combat. Meanwhile, Ghanima Atreides used her prescient awareness to guide allies and avoid several lethal strikes, but even she could not evade the unpredictable timing of the sandworms forever, eventually being caught and pulled beneath the surface.

At the center, the battle between Gilgamesh, Thena, and Surtur became the defining clash, with the two Eternals pushing the fire giant harder than before, Thena carving through his defenses while Gilgamesh struck with overwhelming force. Surtur’s flames surged beyond control, consuming both in a final, catastrophic eruption that left him wounded until he was crushed from Broadside who also managed to bring down the Chinese Fireball in a fiery heap. Broadside’s victory was short-lived as he was immediately torn apart by the Hungarian Horntail. Ajak briefly turned the tide by healing several allies, but she became a priority target and was eliminated before she could sustain the effort. Beachcomber was lost in the chaos to the sandworms, and Norma Cenva was ultimately caught in the crossfire of collapsing constructs and dragonfire, unable to withstand the scale of destruction.

During the entire battle, on a dune in the far distance, the comedy of Bob Sagat echoed across the endless sands of Arrakis. The remaining predacons decided to team up and end the jokes but the Ghost Rider, still wounded from his earlier scrap with Ikaris, jumped his bike off the dunes in an attempt to protect everyone’s favorite 1980’s tv dad. As they collide in the air, Bob is crushed and the fight is short as a sandworm emerges to swallow all of them up. That sandworm eventually dies of indigestion.

Tamerlane and Mary Embery attempted to run away but were hunted down by Beowulf. He picks them both up by the head and shakes them violently until their bodies detach. He raises their skulls in victory. 

Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

 Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolips are Shazam, Mary Marvel, Pedro Pena, Eugene Choi, Capt. Marvel Jr., Darla Dudley, Ganondorf (w/ The Infinity Gauntlet, Power, & Time Stones), Black Lantern Apocalypse, Black Lantern Supergirl, He-Man & Battle cat, Kamek in a Landspeeder, & Chittari Leviathon #3A

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Thor, Dormamu, Voltron, Paul Maud Dib, Alia Atreides, Count Glossu Rabban, Duke Leto Atreides, Tllaloc, Scytale, Korba the Panegryst, & Chester Cheetah in a M-1 Abrams Tank, Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #1-10, Hrethgir #1-18, Sardakaur #1A, Blight, Hun-Gurr, Ravage, Rippersnapper, Twinstrike, & Windrazor, Sue from The Copper Door on a 3 Wheeler, Colleen on a 3 Wheeler, & Munk.

Hot, dry, and dangerous describe every aspect of this Hellish landscape where these two powerhouse squads get ready to square off.  For an entire generation, yes twenty years have I watched the epic battles and struggles of The Fantasy Fantasy League unfold.  Many things have changed; but many are as they have always been.  Ideas come and go becoming a thing of legend but so many of them come full circle and return to exactly as they once were.  Even now as I prepare myself atop a rocky pass, I recall the many times I have visited Arrakis for this very mission.  I watch two squads prepare themselves for not only a battle to the death amongst one another; but a battle for survival against the elements themselves.  The familiar, nay unforgettable nostril stinging sensation of the spice melange, cinnamon building exponentially in a nasal passage so very opened by the stinging sensation, yet still filling lungs gasping for breath in the thick air of the planet the natives call Dune.  This is not a battlefield that has settings amongst settings.  Simply one area with both squads anticipating a fight, so that this Hellish landscape can be escaped from one way or another.  Two teams that once again spring forth memories of a league that still exists but by some has been forgotten and yet by others was never known.  Two names that already pre-exist the annals of Fantasy Fantasy.  For today:  We see The Horsemen of Apokolips do battle with The Murderflies.  

Alia Atreides takes command of the ten Bene Gesserit Reverend Mothers at her disposal.  Some of them over five times her biological age.  Barely a young woman in numerical years, Alia possesses lifetimes of knowledge that far surpass the ten seasoned women under her command.  They move towards Darla Dudley first.  The Reverend Mothers throw themselves into battle; but the speedster is too much for them as the youngest member of the Shazam family quickly dispatches two of them and then a third.  Alia moves in towards Darla next breaking flank with the other Mothers.  Unphased by her opponent's speed Alia draws her two blades and moves into action.  With a crysknife in one hand and a golden hilted ceremonial blade of The Atreides in her left, Alia showcases not that she is a half breed warrior; but that she is both fully Fremen and fully Atreides.  She brutally slices into the throat, chest, and eyes of the girl about her age while also seeing a vision of the future.  She knows that someday her methods will be viewed by some as grotesque.  A thing to be feared, an abomination, a goddess of a brutal, Universe wide Jihad.  She looks down at the body of her first victim, knowing the eyes of the other Reverend Mothers are upon her as she whispers:  "They will call me St. Alia of the Knife".  

Thor never backs down from a challenge and sees that there is a run on Shazam Family members.  Two attack him at once and the god of Thunder welcomes the challenge.  Eugene Choi follows the lead of Capt. Marvel Jr. As they attempt to flank Thor from both the front and back.  Capt. Marvel Jr. Moving swiftly in his Shazam (Jr.) form is quite different then his powerless version crippled by The evil Captain Nazi (yes, that really is his comic book origin).  C.M. Jr. begins to grapple with Thor, but despite his super strength, finds himself no match for Odin's son.  Thor pushes the young hero away and throws his mighty hammer in his general direction.  C.M. Jr. ducks but Thor moves in fast to grab him with his bare hands, holding him up over his head and then bringing the youngster down on his knee with a ground shaking back breaker.  Thor then ducks as well as his mighty hammer attempts to return to him, causing Mjolnir to strike Eugen Choi as he was sneaking up behind.  

Dormamu squares up against Ganondorf thinking that his fiery magic will make quick work of what appears to be a medieval simpleton.  But Ganon, with the power of two Infinity Stones aiding his own makes short work of the magical demon by showing him what manipulation of dark magic truly looks like.  

Shazam, none too happy with the way these mere flies of murder who have thus far dispatched some his young family is trying to move through the battlefield towards some of those who have taken their lives.  Although, he is first held up by The Indigo Lantern Munk.  Not held up for long though as he sends a blast of concentrated power through the former counterpart to Indigo One that blasts through not only his energy field and aura; but through his very body as well.  

Colleen and Sue hit the dunes of Dune hard on their 3 Wheelers, kicking up enough dirt to make even the FFL Nerds want a shower.  They roll up side by side and give each other a nod as they perfectly hit a rock outcropping.  Using it as a ramp, they fly into the air and land perfectly on the back of The Chattari Leviathon.  Once on its back they leap off of the 3 Wheelers and let the machines crash into the back of the Leviathon's neck.  They nod to each other again, knowing that this is a suicide mission, while Sue pulls out her 12 Gauge Pump Shottie and Colleen grabs the Neener from behind the counter at Sandy's.  They both start blasting Devito from Always Sunny style and yell "JUST LIKE F****** SAIGON, HUH SLICK"?!!? As they watch The massive Chittari start to fall from the sky to its death.  They are overjoyed in accomplishment as the legendary creature begins to fall.  I am sure it had nothing to do with the massive artillery blasts to its underbelly from The M-1 Abrams Tank down below.  

 Paul Atreides moves through the sands of Arrakis as if he was born into the ways of Dune.  Although he does it faster than even the most fit and prime shape Fremen.  He is approached by a young man of insignificant build by the name of Pedro who yells the immortal word "SHAZAM" and changes shape like no Face Dancer Paul has ever witnessed before.  Usul thinks to himself that such power and vibration is sure to summon many large Makers to this battle before the day is done.  Is he seeing the future with these thoughts; or simply helping to bring about the events that will inevitably cause them, he wonders to himself.  The Young Pena moves at Paul with an inhuman swiftness and is shocked to see this thin, almost boyish featured man move not only with a similar swiftness; but also with a methodical and strategic motion unmatched even by what he has seen done by Black Adam, Mary Marvel, or even Shazam himself.  Pedro begins to focus his energy into a blast to be aimed at his opponent; but Maud Dib rolls into the sands, barely disturbing a grain and focuses his Weirding Ways effortlessly into Pedro, shattering his spine.  

As The Five Massive Lions fly through the air, the blue Lion blasts apart Kamek and his landspeeder before materializing a massive sword and merging to form Voltron.  While this is happening nearby, The Red Duke himself, one of the masterminds behind the Murderflies strategy for today, activates his shield; but not before firing several shots of his lasgun towards a beautiful young woman on the opposing side.  It is yet unclear if or how the lasgun would have affected Black Lantern Supergirl; but regardless, she swiftly dodged the blasts, took flight, and then swooped back down to obliterate Duke Leto Atreides into the sands, Holtzman Shield and all.  

Count Glossu Rabban, the Beast himself and one of the only known men to ever hunt and murder a Sandworm puts into the ground his stolen thumper in an attempt to bring forth one of the massive worms.  The Na-Baron revels in the chaos and destruction this act may bring forth.  He-Man approaches atop his steed Battle Cat wondering what this more fat than muscular fiend is up to.  Rabban cocks the massive modified lasgun designed for killing Shai Halud himself and takes a pot shot towards He-Man, blasting his steed out from under him and killing Battle Cat.  He-Man rolls with the hit and leaps back into action.  The furious Eternian gives Rabban no time for celebration as he cleaves him in two with his battle axe.  

As the five Terrorcons merge to form The Mighty Abominus a grizzled Sardakaur from an ancient French bloodline, who goes simply by Mike tries to buy some time for his Decepticon allies from Black Lantern Apocalypse.  Sardakaur #1A, the original Murderfly pulls the razor sharp wire from his scalp, leaps into action, and squeezes the wire like an old fashioned Cosa Nostra of ancient earth.  He actually draws some blood from the ancient Egyptian Mutant before Apocalypse drives his body head first into sand that is no longer soft at that velocity.  Abominus, using all of its combined might moves in fast to take advantage of the short diversion that their tiny teammate Mike Murderfly gave them.  Apocalypse grows to twice his normal size; but is still dwarfed by the Decepticon Gestalt who is relentlessly pounding the mutant.  They push Apocalypse into the sand which he is all too familiar with; but are unable to permanently kill him as his black lantern abilities continue to regenerate the animated corpse.  It isn't until the spice melange mixes with the cybertronian energon spewing from the damaged hull of Abominus that the black lantern energy is dissipated and the already dead Apocalypse dies for good.  The explosion caused from the destruction of such a powerful Mutant blew the monstrous Gestalt apart killing Hun-Gurr, Ripper Snapper, and Twinstrike, leaving the remaining Terrorcons damaged but still functioning.  

Tlaloc, the mightiest of the original Titan Cymeks and there once leader unleashes a wave of vicious artillery at Shazam who is still on a mission of vengeance towards these Killer Insects that have laid waste to several of his young siblings.  Shazam blasts into the atmosphere above the arid air and comes back down like a very bolt of lightning that he can control.  His body rockets into the center of the massive being that looks like a killer robot; but in so doing destroys the ancient human brain that controls him.

Mary Marvel stands in the sandy ground, a bit more composed then her brother/boyfriend (depending on the writer); but just as ready.  She stands ready for the M-1 Abrams Tank rolling her way with the Hrethgir hanging off the side of it as literal human protection for the reinforced steel tank.  Mary hits the sand with a blast to uproot the tank and flip it completely over.  The damage would have most likely been enough; but BL Supergirl decided to fly by with a strafing run of heat vision to literally add fuel to the fire.  The Hrethgir were flung from the tank, killing two thirds of them.  As for the three combatants inside the tank, only Chester Cheetah was fast enough to escape the aftermath.  

 The three remaining Terrorcons square up against the much smaller BL Supergirl and He-Man; but they are not to be taken lightly.  Supergirl puts a hole through the center of Blight with a healthy blast of heat vision, and then flies directly through the center of Ravage, while He-Man leaps into the air to punch the head off of Windrazor before grabbing a hold of Chester and skinning the Cheetah in recompense for his own fallen feline.  Alia leads the remaining Reverend Mothers and Hrethgir and has no problem letting them take the brunt of the Shazam family's resident Huzz Baddie.  In fact, they take more then the brunt as not a single one of the combatants remains after Mary Marvel has her way with them.  Alia runs in fast, placing her hand on the head of Marvel, showing her a glimpse of horrors from human history that no mortal should see.  Alia then takes advantage of Mary's frightened and vulnerable state.  As she returns to her human form, Alia shoves her crysknife under the chin of Mary to insure a minimal loss of blood like any good Fremen would.  Thor and Voltron both move towards Shazam in a two on one battle that he certainly cannot handle; but Shazam drives lightning into the ground to bring a sandworm to the surface.  Voltron is able to take flight and escape the enormous Maker; but in doing so retreats far enough away to allow Shazam to take on Thor One V. One.  Now, I would venture to say that Thor would most likely beat Shazam in most one on one confrontations.  In fact, I supported the vote of Thor over Shazam back in the famous, or perhaps infamous Marvel Vs. DC crossover all those decades ago.  But that wasn't Fantasy Fantasy, they aren't going to pray before this match-up, and that time Shazam hadn't just watched most of his family die.  The two gods begin by grappling and find that they are just as evenly matched in that arena as they are with their power over thunder and lightning.  Thor reclaims his hammer after losing it and throws it at Shazam, but Capt. Marvel punches the hammer away and then screams "SHAZAM" unleashing more power then he ever has in a last ditch effort to take Thor out of the equation and keep The Horsemen in the cat bird's seat of this match.  The very flesh of the Asgardian burns off as Shazam is able to end the life of the heir to the throne of all of Midgard.  Shazam, now weakened sees that Voltron, the massive inter-galactic protector is fast approaching.  Voltron brings his skyscraper sized sword down on Shazam who catches it between his two palms.  Capt. Marvel fights with every iota of his remaining strength to hold back the sword; but eventually even his incalculable strength gives way as the sword of Votron slices through the body of Billy Batson.  Ganondorf is berating Paul Atreides with myriad forms of dark magic attacks, while the much smaller Paul is doing his best to evade the villain and get in as many small hits as possible to chip away at Ganon (you know like the end sequence of that one Zelda Game (you know the one I am talking about)).  Link, err....  I mean Paul is able to redirect the power pf Ganon, who has now taken on the form of a huge monster and then use his magically enhanced blade to deal the killing blow to Ganondorf.        

 As the last remaining combatants of each squad gather together, they both prepare for the final push of the skirmish.  BL Supergirl takes flight to meet Voltron head on in the cloudless skies.  Supergirl hits the right hand of Voltron with a potent blast of black lantern enhanced freeze breath which causes the massive robot to drop its most powerful weapon.  Voltron via his five pilots redirect their elemental powers inward then blasting outward at Supergirl from its mounted laser cannons as she is attempting a full scale assault.  The combined cosmic elements of the green and red jaw blade cannons are able to destroy the black lantern; but the sheer Kryptonian blast causes the two pilots and their lions to join Supergirl in death.  The Blue Lion and its pilot Lance are also taken out by the destruction of the whole, leaving only the Black and Yellow Lions free flying and detached.  

With a massive leap into the air, He-Man jumps onto the back of The Yellow Lion, while The Black Lion and leader flies in quickly to help out his remaining teammate; but He-Man hurls the Sword of Power into the mouth of The Black Lion causing it to self destruct before he drives his mighty fists into the back of the head of The Yellow Lion to take that one out as well.  He-Man somersaults to the ground, pulling his axe and shield to defend against any remaining Murderflies when he is surrounded by Paul and his sister Alia.  The two much smaller Murderflies are no match for the pure strength of the last remaining Horseman; but they make up for that disadvantage with superior speed.  Alia hears the voice of Paul in her head telling her:  

"You are small, he will expect you to go low".

As she hears the telepathic voice of the brother whose entire past she was made aware of in the womb of their mother, she sees from the corner of her blue within blue eye the speedy shadow of Paul moving to attack below the belt of He-Man towards a potential weak spot between his axe and shield.  Alia leaps into the air with a full body flip and drives her dual blades into the neck of He-Man from above and behind his head, using her weirding ways to break his rock hard skin before entry.  As she comes down from her acrobatic maneuver, she both sees and feels from within the blood of her brother falling upon the very dunes of Arrakis.  

Some things never change.  This league will always find subtle ways to repeat itself.  There is no other way if the outcome is to be respected.  But then again sometimes the unbelievable does take place.  Sometimes The Murderflies even defeat The Horsemen. 

TEAM Vs. Gay Neighbors From Outer Drive (Week 3 The Desolated Side of Arrakis)

Team: God Emperor Leto, Hasmir Fenring, Istian Goss, 15 Moritani Soldiers, Old Man Parks, Dave Parks: TreeWizard, Vampire Thanos, Zombie Mon El, Yoda, Sinestro, Ragnarok, El Diablo, Prince of the Cosmos, Set, Absurd Harkonen, and a Jump City Police Officer 

Gay Neighbors from Outer Drive: Jade (DC), Metallo, Freddy Krueger, Omnius, Vladimir Harkonnen, Serena and Manion Butler, Trin Kronos, Moon Knight, Samson (from the Bible) , Shao Khan w/ scythe and personal Holzman shield , Phenomeman, Terrax, Emma Frost, Bill Cypher, Dewey the Cum Fairy, Trogdor the Burninator, Captain Caveman, King Bumi , Rebel Troopers #1-8

No spice blew here. No worms sang beneath the sand. The sky itself seemed peeled back. Wind carved the dunes, and the air tasted like something long dead.

That’s where they chose to meet.

No diplomacy. No prophecy. Just annihilation.

TEAM  arrived like a distortion in reality itself.

Freddy Krueger stepped towards TEAM first, blades dragging sparks across stone-hard sand. Behind him came Emma Frost, already diamond-skinned, eyes cold. Metallo’s chest glowed kryptonite green, lighting the battlefield.

Samson said nothing, but the ground trembled beneath his stance.

It began before anyone gave the order.

It began with a dream.

Freddy raised one claw and suddenly half of TEAM staggered.

The Moritani soldiers collapsed screaming, minds dragged into nightmares. One shot himself. Another clawed his own eyes out.

But Yoda’s cane struck the ground.

“Not real he is” he whispered.

The Force surged outward like a cleansing wave. The dreams shattered.

Freddy frowned.

“CHAT… I was just getting started.”

Then Sinestro attacked.

A construct the size of a big ass cathedral screamed across the desert, a blazing yellow spear aimed straight for Terrax.

Terrax didn’t dodge.

He caught it.

The Power Cosmic flared, and the spear shattered into a thousand fragments.

“Try harder,” Terrax said.

Then he swung.

The dune beneath TEAM detonated.

Everything broke.

Set became a storm of serpents, devouring Rebel Troopers whole. Trogdor answered with fire. Sand turned to glass. Glass turned to vapor.

Yoda leapt, impossibly fast, carving through Metallo’s joints with a lightsaber.

Metallo didn’t fall.

He grabbed Yoda midair and lost his arm as Ragnarok cleaved through him with apocalyptic force.

Nearby, Shao Kahn roared and met Vampire Thanos head-on. The shield clashed with claws. Each impact cracked the air like thunder.

“YOU ARE WEAK,” Kahn yelled.

Thanos grinned, fangs dripping.

“Not tonight.”

Emma Frost stepped into the mindscape.

Instantly.

Fenring felt it—a cold invasion.

She tried to dominate him.

Tried.

Fenring smiled and her control slipped.

“Almost,” he said softly.

Then he killed her.

No one saw how.

Bill Cipher noticed.

“Oh, I like you,” he said, appearing upside-down above Fenring.

Reality began to bend.

Gravity reversed.

Half the battlefield flipped into the sky.

Old Man Parks fired his shotgun at Bill.

It did nothing.

“Worth a shot,” he muttered.

Then he was gone, erased by a flicker of triangular laughter.

Dewey the Cum Fairy, unhinged, unpredictable, darted between fighters, leaving chaos in his wake.

Even Omnius hesitated to categorize him.

That hesitation cost Omnius, Dave Parks had rooted into the sand itself, vines bursting upward, tangling machine bodies, disrupting signals.

“Nature always wins,” Dave whispered.

Omnius adapted.

Flame units activated.

Dave screamed.

The God Emperor surged forward, massive and unstoppable, crushing everything in his path. Rebel Troopers vanished beneath him. Captain Caveman was swallowed whole.

Even Terrax hesitated.

“Finally,” Terrax said,

The clash shook Arrakis.

Cosmic power versus god-emperor flesh.

Each impact split the desert. Each movement rewrote the terrain.

Nearby, Samson found Sinestro.

No constructs. No tricks. Just strength.

They collided.

Sinestro’s ring screamed under the strain.

Samson pushed forward

Sinestro’s eyes widened and Samson broke him.

TEAM began to fracture.

Zombie Mon-El fell to Metallo’s last blast. El Diablo burned out trying to contain Trogdor. The Moritani were gone. The police officer ran.

He didn’t get far.

But The Gay Neighbors weren't intact either.

Freddy was finally caught, Yoda severed him from the dream plane, leaving him vulnerable, while Fenring finished him.

King Bumi fell laughing, buried under Set’s endless storm. Terrax, bleeding cosmic fire, finally staggered under Leto’s crushing mass.

Even Bill Cipher flickered… destabilizing.

In the end, it came down to very few.

Leto

Fenring

Yoda

Set

Versus:

Terrax (barely standing)

Omnius (fragmented, but persistent)

Bill Cipher (unstable, but smiling)

Samson (bleeding, but unbowed)

For a moment, Arrakis held its breath.

Samson moved first.

He charged Leto with a roar that split the desert. He struck like a falling mountain and for a moment, Leto shifted.

That moment cost him.

Fenring was already there.

A blur. A whisper. A perfect cut.

Samson stopped… then fell.

Terrax descended next, Power Cosmic blazing for one final strike.

Yoda met him midair.

Green light against dying starlight

A flash and a shock wave sparked midair

When it cleared, Terrax collapsed into the sand.

Yoda did not rise.

Set lunged at Omnius, devouring machine fragments in a storm of scales and rage

That left Bill Cipher.

Flickering. Breaking.

Still grinning.

“Well,” he laughed, voice cracking, “this got weird.”

Reality bent one last time fracturing into copies, illusions, chaos but Leto moved.

Everything false collapsed under his weight.

Bill stuttered

Fenring stepped in at the exact instant of weakness and ended him.

Silence.

Only Leto and Fenring remained.

“Was this inevitable?” Fenring asked.

The wind whispered across Leto’s vast form.

Fenring smiled faintly, “Of course it was.”