FFL 2026 Week 5: 1992 Space Movie vs. brock Sampson's Murderflies

1992 Space Movie: Skeletor w/ Orange Lantern Ring, Black Lantern Dex-Tar w/ Red Lantern Ring, Yaddle w/ Green Lantern Ring, Aayla Secura w/ Blue Lantern Ring, Nemesis Enforcer w/ Indigo Lantern Ring and The Sword of Darkness, Carol Ferris w/ Star Sapphire Ring, Sodom Yat, Romat Ru, Tommy Oliver: The Green Power Ranger w/ White Lantern Ring, Carnage w/ The Ring of Volthoom, Zuko’s Dragon, Krillin, Krypto, Wedge Antilles and Biggs Darklighter in Wedge’s Snow Speeder, Metamorpho, Thufir Hawat, Keiren Atreides, Orlop, Kaleff, Godric Gryffindor, Aragog, Acromantula #1-5, Theoden King, Haldir, Goldberry, Balin, Black Lantern Wolverine (Final Death), Vampire X-23, Daken, Havoc, Quasar, John McLane w/ Machine Gun and Beretta 92, The Ghostbusters: Peter Venkman, Ray Stanz, Agon Spengler, & Winston Zeddimore, Danny Ocean w/ Frank Catton, Robert Ryan, Reuben Tishkoff, Virgil Malloy, Turk Malloy, Livingston Dell, Basher Tarr, Yen, Saul Bloom & Linus Cadwell, Chuck Norris, Roy Houslander w/ Family Katana and Dark Saber, Cade Skywalker, Darth Plagueis, Homelander, & Toad (Mario)

Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies: Naruto, Ghazan, Zaheer, Amon, Pakku, Avatar Roku, Polar Battle Bear, The Flash, Aquaman, Black Hand, Johnny Quick, Man-Bat, Batzarro, Paul Maud Dib, Count Glossu Rabban, Black Lantern Black Dragon, Maximus Meridius , Alastar Moody, Remus Lupin, Nymphodora Tonks, Gandalf The White, Nazgul #8, Adam Warlock, Colossus, Thor, Loki, Sherrone Moore (w/Butter Knife), Vampire Bite Emperor Palpatine, Darth Bane , General Grievous, The Wampa

FOREST

1992 Space Movie: Zuko’s Dragon, Krillin, Krypto, Godric Gryffindor, Aragog, Acromantula #1-5, Theoden King, Haldir, Goldberry, Balin, Black Lantern Wolverine (Final Death), Vampire X-23, Daken, Havoc, Quasar, Chuck Norris, Roy Houslander w/ Family Katana and Dark Saber, Cade Skywalker, Darth Plagueis, Metamorpho, Thufir Hawat, Keiren Atreides, Orlop, Kaleff, & Toad

Brock Sampson’s Boys: Naruto, Ghazan, Zaheer, Amon, Pakku, Avatar Roku, Polar Battle Bear, Paul Maud Dib, Count Glossu Rabban, Black Lantern Black Dragon, Maximus Meridius, Alastar Moody, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Sherrone Moore (w/Butter Knife), Gandalf The White, Nazgul #8 & The Wampa

Brock Sampson’s boys have set up camp in a field just outside the forest of Playoff Planet. Maximus is the General of the Murderflies in this battle and after consulting with Gandalf, he has decided to send Sherrone Moore out as a scout to find the 1992 Space Movies. After about an hour of time has passed, the scouts headless body has been shot out of the forest and lands in the camp of the Murderflies. 

Maximus calls for the Murderflies to get into battle formation as the Space Movie team have walked out of the Forest and have begun charging towards their enemy. Wolverine leads the charge with his patented yell as the rest of Space Movie follows, except for X-23 as she cannot leave the shade of the trees from the forest due to her vampire status. 

Maximus leads his team in a charge and when the teams collide in battle, chaos ensues. Avatar Roku uses his fire bending abilities to burn Aragog and the rest of the Acromantula’s to a crisp, Wolverine goes on a spree and kills the Wampa, Polar Battle Bear and Rabban Harkonnen, Zuko’s Dragon takes out the Black Dragon but its wings have been damaged and Naruto gets revenge on his Black Dragon teammate and also kills Krillin, Krypto & Havoc. 

Maximus and Theoden King are able to knock each other off of their horses and engage in sword to sword combat. Theoden King gives a valiant effort but Maximus is the better swordsman and cuts his head off with his Roman Sword. Haldir attacks Maximus in revenge of Theoden but Maximus’s Nazgul teammate comes to the defense of his general and is successful in doing so as he stabs the elf through his back. Though Maximus’s and the Nazguls victory is short lived as Zuko’s Dragon burns them both to ash.

While the battle is going on, Gandalf notices X-23 standing in the shade, and realizes that she’s sitting there due to her being a vampire. Gandlaf takes advantage of this and shoots her with the Flame of Anor which burns as hot as the sun and pulverizes X-23.

Alastar Moody, Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks team up to take out Godric Gryffindor as they know one on one against him they would not be successful. But three v one is too much for the wizard legend as Godric Gryffindor is slain by his Harry Potter Universe peers. Maud Dib joins them by taking out his own universe peers as well. He uses his superior Fremen fighting abilities to take out Thufir, Keiren Atredies, Orlop and Kaleff.  

Gandalf and the rest of the Wizards of the Murderflies join up with the benders and put in work against some members of 1992 Space Movie. Amon uses his blood bending to snap the neck of Balin, Pakku uses water from his flask to create an icicle and throws it through the chest of Goldberry, Zaheer uses his air bending to launch Roy Houslander up into the air and then Avatar Roku hits him with a boulder so hard that breaks every bone in his body, and Gandalf and the Harry Potter wizards used their powers to defeat Quasar and Chuck Norris.

After watching his brethren perish, Wolverine enrages and Dekan teams up with him as they go after the Murderflies. Wolverine is sprinting as hard as he can towards Amon as Amon goes to use his blood bending abilities to control Wolverine, but they are unsuccessful as Wolverine’s mutant powers prevent his blood from being controlled. By the time Amon realizes that it is too late as Wolverine stabs Amon through his chest with both sets of claws and lifts him through, yelling at all his might while doing so. Wolverine then throws Amon aside and continues towards Pakku. Pakku takes the water from his flask and throws an icicle spear through Wolverine's chest. Logan is unfazed and slashes Pakku across his face, killing him instantly.

While Wolverine was killing Murderflies, Dekan was doing the same. Dekan focused on the Harry Potter Wizards and was successful in vanquishing them all. He kills Moody, Lupin and Tonks. You may have thought Wolverine was done with his rampage, but he’s not, he then kills Naruto, Ghazan, Zaheer, Avatar Roku and Maud Dib.   

As Wolverine and Dekan were going on their rampage, Gandalf noticed his team was heavily out manned and victory was not possible for the Murderfiles in the Forest. He determined that the only way they could secure a victory was to help his teammates in the City so that is where he has retreated.

The survivors from the 1992 Space Movie will join their teammates in the City.

CITY

1992 Space Movie: Skeletor w/ Orange Lantern Ring, Black Lantern Dex-Tar w/ Red Lantern Ring, Yaddle w/ Green Lantern Ring, Aayla Secura w/ Blue Lantern Ring, Nemesis Enforcer w/ Indigo Lantern Ring and The Sword of Darkness, Carol Ferris w/ Star Sapphire Ring, Sodom Yat, Romat Ru, Tommy Oliver: The Green Ranger w/ White Lantern Ring, Carnage w/ The Ring of Volthoom, Wedge Antilles and Biggs Darklighter in Wedge’s Snow Speeder, John McLane w/ Machine Gun and Beretta 92, The Ghostbusters: Peter Venkman, Ray Stanz, Agon Spengler, & Winston Zeddimore, Danny Ocean w/ Frank Catton, Robert Ryan, Reuben Tishkoff, Virgil Malloy, Turk Malloy, Livingston Dell, Basher Tarr, Yen, Saul Bloom & Linus Cadwell, & Homelander

Brock Sampson’s Boys: The Flash, Aquaman, Black Hand, Johnny Quick, Man-Bat, Batzarro, Adam Warlock, Colossus, Thor, Loki, Vampire Bite Emperor Palpatine, Darth Bane , & General Grievous

While the battle in the Forest was being fought, the battle in the City was also being fought. By the time I arrived at the City, Brock Sampson’s boys DOMINATED the city. The Murderflies had taken out all of 1992 Space Movie except for the lantern bearers, while only losing Aquaman, Black Hand and Man-Bat.

The Lanterns are able to escape the carnage from Brock Sampson’s Murder Flies and huddle up in the penthouse of the tallest skyscraper in the City. They conduct a meeting to gameplan a chance at a comeback win.

Yaddle says “We should wait for our survivors from the Forest to join us. We went heavy on the forest and should have many survivors left.”

Skeletor responds “We don’t know for sure that we’ll have survivors from the Forest. It looks to be that the Murderflies sent Gandalf to the Forest. I don’t care how outnumbered they were in the Forest, you can never doubt the powers of Gandlaf the White.”

Aayla Secura chimes in “We can’t wait much longer, the longer we wait, the more time we give the Murderflies to regroup and take us out.”

Sodam Yat says confidently “We have the full spectrum here, we should use it to our full advantage. We used it poorly so far, but we can bounce back and win this.”

During 1992 Space Movies huddle up, the Murderflies regrouped at the edge of the city. Emperor Palpatine has ordered Adam Warlock to scout the city quickly to find the 1992 Space Movies. Adam Warlock comes back from his scouting mission and says “Emperor, I’ve found the remaining members of 1992 Space Movie, they’ve taken refuge in the pent house of the tallest skyscraper in the city.” Palpatine cackles and says “Gooood, we will take them out swiftly. Warlock and Thor fly just below the penthouse and wait for the Elevator bell to ring.”

The rest of the Murderflies bunch up into the elevator and make their way up to the penthouse. Palpatine orders "Grievous, I’ll put up a shield with the force to block initial blasts from the lanterns, use your lightsabers to block the rest.”

The elevator bell goes off, 1992 Space Movie looks to the elevator when Adam Warlock and Thor fly through the glass from outside. Palpatine puts up his shield and Grievous has lightsabers out to block blasts. But they are able to walk out the elevator with no issue as all of the lantern bearers do not have their rings on them. The Murderflies kill the former lantern bearers in a matter of seconds. Palpatine calls out to the team “Find who’s missing, one of the lantern bearers must have all the rings!”

Loki responds “I think it’s Sodam Yat General.”

Palpatine exclaims “Thor, Adam Warlock, find Sodam Yat now.” 

They fly out of the windows of the skyscraper and look to the sky but they are too late as once they fly out the planet is vaporized in a quick flash…

All that’s left is Sodam Yat floating in space with all the rings on him.  

2026 Week 5: Sigmas vs Sigmaz

Sigmas: Satoru Gojo, Griffith, Dio Brando, The Pillar Men (Kars, Esidisi, Wamuu, Santana), Su-Yin, Mon-Starr, Deadshot, Batman, Hawkman & Hawkwoman, Bane, Huntress, Duncan Idaho (final death), Gurney Halleck, Chani, Moneo Atreides, Rhombur Vernius in B-Wing, The Witch King of Angmar on Fell Beast, Smaug, Melkor, King Manwe, Varda, Tulkas, Nessa, The Black Order (Proxima Midnight, Black Dwarf, Corvus Glaive, Supergiant), Mr. Sinister, Darkhawk, Nightmare, Anakin Skywalker in TIE Dagger, Aatrox (final death), Percival de Rolo, Grog Strongjaw, Iron Hide

Sigmaz: Goku, Eren Yaeger, Gurren Lagann, Guts, Vash the Stampede (1998), Avatar Aang, Azula, Tai Lee, Mai, Lobo, Kratos (final death), Atreus, Fenrir, Rowena Ravenclaw, Death, The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers forming Megazord, The Straw Hats (Sanji, Zoro, Jimbe, Nico Robin, Franky), Malcolm X in Vibranium Suit w/ Green Lightsaber, Unabomber in Ironman Suit, Ronald McDonald w/ Rito Bow, Grimmace, Hamburgler, Officer Big Mac, Mayor McCheese, Birdie the Early Bird, Captain Crook, The Professor, Fry Kid #1, Fry Kid #3 (final death), Barack Obama, Adolf Hitler, The TMNT (Leonardo w/ Glock 35, Donatello w/ Glock 21, Michelangelo w/ Glock 38, Raphael w/ Glock 20), Grimlok, Slag, Sludge, Snarl, Swoop, God Emperor of Mankind 40K, Brightburn, Radahn, Doomguy w/ BFG, Spawn, Solomon Grundy, Huzz #1, Domestic Terrorist #1

Sigmas vs Sigmaz, huzz vs chuzz, skibidi vs toilet, rizzler vs aura farmer… many names have been spoken in regard to this rivalry. Once brothers, now sworn enemies who must face each other in the largest setting possible…

This planet’s integrity is instantly challenged from a sky fracturing battle. Melkor clashes with God Emperor of Mankind 40K, Saturo Gojo activates infinity (whatever that means) and battles Goku answering with ultra instinct (also no idea what this is), and Nightmare faces Death. Meanwhile, the remaining Valar are trying to stabilize the destruction being laid down. I fear these fights might take a while, let’s come back to this later.

The streets are filled with so many bad guys that Batman has teamed up with once villains, Bane and Deadshot. A coordinated attack takes down the Ronald McDonald crew. The TMNT fight back and are able to land a Glock shot to Deadshot’s head, but not long after Bane handles the meer turtles. Hawkman, Hawkwoman, and Huntress aid Batman as an approaching group of Straw Hats grow nearer. They battle, anime stuff happens, the Pillar men come to support, more anime stuff happens, Guts and Vash the Stampede appear, anime stuff again happens, Griffith joins in battle against Guts, anime yet again is occurring… only Batman remains.

To the vast desert, many Dune characters alongside Smaug and the Witch King on his fell beast are in chaotic battle against the Power Rangers as Megazord, numerous transformers, and the great beast Fenrir. The Sigmas characters put up a good fight as Duncan makes use of his last life to take down many transformers and even toss a dagger at Megazord to take out the green power ranger. Although, Megazord is the only one to be standing at the end of this sand fight. Not long after, Anakin Skywalker in his TIE Dagger makes a bombing run and takes down the rainbow group. Kratos and Atreus are enraged by the cute puppy’s death and takedown Anakin.

Back to the cityscape, the Black Order simply watches as the Sigmaz reign down their own destruction. Unabomber is braindead and kills himself in the Ironman suit and manages to only kill off teammates Malcolm X and Barack Obama. Hitler also decides to take his own life, the shot of his bullet not only pierces his head, but also somehow oneshots Radahn (a lot of people probably wish they could’ve had a Glock to fight Radahn). Moving on, Black Order and Mr. Sinister duel Lobo and the Avatar peeps. Lobo is a sicko and is tearing up the Sigmas crew, but the Black Order shifts focus to takedown the Avatar and his mates. Not long after Lobo is the only one standing.

Shifting to Second street, Solomon Grundy and Spawn are making quite the dead duo. Enough to takedown Mon-Starr, Percival de Rolo, and Grog Stronjaw. Brightburn and Doomguy aid their teammates by shooting their respective blasts, heat vision and BFG, their marks heading for Aatrox and Batman, but Dio Brando is able to stop the time. The Sigmas are able to make their move on frozen enemies, Aatrox ends Grundy permanently and Batman uses the metal of Brightburn’s ship to impale the kid through his chest. Time can no longer be held still by Dio Brando, and Doomguy takes another shot with his BFG that is able to end Brando.

Each team retreats to gather their troops.

Let’s look back at this reality warping fight we started with… oh they all canceled each other out and brought death upon all of them. Okay cool, I guess.

Remaining Huzz are Batman, Darkhawk, Aatrox, and Su-Yin. Remaining Chuzz are Eren Yaeger, Gurren Lagann, Lobo, Kratos, Atreus, Rowena Ravenclaw, Doomguy, and Spawn. A bit lopsided coming down the stretch, but never count Batman out. Which in this case means he does some anti-anime stuff and kills both Eren Yaeger and Gurren Lagann. Doomguy shoots his BFG towards Darkhawk, but he evades and uses his own energy blasts to end Doomguy and blast through Spawn standing behind him. Lobo and Kratos have seen enough of this and each punch Darkhawk in the head from either side simultaneously. Aatrox tries to battle the two, but is only able to take Lobo down with him.

Batman, alongside the youngest daughter of the legendary Toph Beifong, faces Kratos and Atreus with an out of place Rowena Ravenclaw. The legend is with her mother, not Su-Yin, and Atreus shoots an arrow through her head. Rowena Ravenclaw panics, “Avada Kedavra”, towards a battered Batman, but not before he lets a final batarang loose towards the chuzz…

The Doctor's Madhouse Vs. The Underhills

 The Doctor's Madhouse is Powergirl, Ursa, Ranx:  The Sentient City, Highfather, Black Adam, Osiris, Isis, Arishem the Judge, Blue Marvel, Prof. Xavier, Franklin Richards, Rogue, Gabby Kinney, Pyro, Scarecrow (w/ a yellow lantern ring), Voldemort (w/ a yellow lantern ring), Ethan Hunt (w/ a green lantern ring), Kwisatz Haderach Duncan Idaho, Sandworm #1A-5A, Swamp Thing, Aqualad, Queen Maeve, Black Noir, A-Train, Starlight, Translucent, The Deep, Lamplighter, & Destro.

The Underhills are Mogo, Atrocitus, Larfleeze, Jessica Cruz, Spider-Man (w/ a green lantern ring), Miguel O'Hara (w/ a green lantern ring), Kyle Rayner, Arwen Evenstar (w/ a Blue lantern ring and a Starman), Green Lantern #3A-4A, & 4B, Excalibur:  Captain Britain (w/ a green lantern ring), Meggan, Phoenix, Shadow cat, Nightcrawler, Lockheed, Widget, & Kylun, Bizarro Superman, Phantom Girl, Steel, Matrix, Parasite, Omega Supreme, THE DEATH STAR, Revan Reborn in Kyle's Jedi Starfighter, Bossk in a TIE Fighter, Bastilla Shan in a TIE Advanced, IG-90 in ID4 Attack Ship, Star Fox in an Arwing, Juhanni in a TIE Bomber, Green Karga, Bo-Katan, Mera, Black Manta (w/ a Halberd), & Xenomorph #7-8.  

Death Star Ignition Sequence Ready.

Death Star Ignition Commenced.

Death Star.  Full Power Ignition in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1......

Meggan: wife, teammate, and first mate to the now promoted Capt. Britain:  Commander of the Death Star reports to her superior officer:  "Commodore Britain, The Playoff Planet has been destroyed.  Everything so far is going according to plan".

Commodore Britain responds:  "Excellent Meggan.  Thank you.  I can't say I take lightly the millions of innocents who were just lost; but that is the nature of war.  I am sure it was not a complete destruction; but how many members of The Madhouse survived"??

Meggan looks to Kitty Pryde who replies:  "We cannot be certain yet Sir.  But the planet is a total loss.  One thing is for sure:  Whoever survived that blast and made it into space......  We will be hearing from them shorty".

"And as for our team"??  Asks Britain as he looks to his trusted teammate Nightcrawler.

"Everyone accounted for Sir.  Just as we laid it out back home in the locker room.  As soon as the match began, Widget teleported everyone of us Underhills onto the Death Star.  From there, Omega Supreme took off and has set up a satellite station on a nearby piece of planetary debris and several of the crew have been sent to The Alien Capitol Ship under the command of Captain IG-90.  Capt. Fox has launched as well and is in command of the stunt fighters".  Says Curt.  

Commodore Britain, despite addressing his command unit on the bridge begins using a bit less of a professional tone and asks:  "Pete....  I understand you ran a brief surveillance mission aided by your lantern ring.  Is there any sign of leftover resistance from The Madhouse??  And what word of Mogo"??  

"Sir, with respect and proper pessimism applied; there are far too many big brains on The Madhouse for them to have not mounted a counter-offensive with a fair amount of survivors.  As for Mogo, we think it may have been a total loss.  When the dire circumstances of our initial attack began, Ranx and Mogo went at it full force.  It seems Ranx had the advantage with the yellow energy; but Mogo may have been able to absorb the onslaught with his sheer size.  Most of that is based on educated guesses Sir; but either way, both Mogo and Ranx seem to be an issue of mutual destruction".  

MEANWHILE.......  Floating in space in a barely functional, makeshift craft barely capable of containing its four inhabitants resides Franklin Richards, Charles Xavier, Izaya the Highfather, and Duncan Idaho.  

"I am still unsure how successful we were in getting our squad off world before the destruction.  But we should be able to be in contact with our remaining troops shortly".  Says Franklin Richards.

"Whom could have ever guessed that The Underhills would simply blow up the entire planet to achieve victory".  Asks The Highfather.

"I did".  Replies Richards.  

"Well, that's a good thing Frank.  But let's see if your big brain can find us a solution to win this fight instead of spending the rest of our days in this tin can".  Says Idaho sarcastically.  

Richards, in all seriousness replies with:  "It all depends upon our three lanterns, and how successful they were in keeping our non-space worthy teammates secured in a protective aura.  As predicted, we have confirmation that Arishem is safe and I have to imagine that Powergirl and Ursa made it out alive".

"Dr. Richards, I realize full well that our three lanterns were tasked with protecting a lot of team with very little time; but we must remember that Ethan, Scarecrow, and Voldemort are all still at a novice level with their lantern rings.  And they would have to gain significant distance from the blast zone after gathering them together".  Adds Charles Xavier. 

"You geniuses can correct me if I am wrong; but the Kryptonians should have been able to grab the lantern energy bubbles or whatever we are calling them and get them far enough away to safety.  That was the plan, right??"?  Says Duncan.  

"That was the plan Swordmaster".  Says Richards to Idaho.  

As the reports come in, it would seem that the Madhouse plan was more than mildly successful; but there have already been several casualties from the initial attack from The Underhills and their Death Star.  Naturally. The sandworms were a total loss and impossible to move off world.  Swamp Thing and The Deep were not retrieved from their settings; but Aqualad did somehow make it to the rendezvous point.  Destro and Translucent are MIA as well.  Aside from these initial losses, the escape of The Madhouse was quite daring.  Scarecrow, Voldemort, and Ethan Hunt were able to encase the team in energy auras, that were then launched into space by Powergirl and Ursa.  They then scattered at nearly the speed of light and have now been tasked with finding their teammates and mounting an attack on an armored space station, powerful enough to destroy an entire planet.  

Back in the tiny makeshift space vessel, as their remaining teammates are being rounded up the four unofficially appointed military commanders of The Madhouse continue their discussion.  "We are going to need a proper plan of attack if we are going to destroy that terrible space station and gain victory".  Says Professor Xavier.  

"We shall do so with honor".  Adds The Highfather with little relevance.  

"Listen up guys.....  I know you are all a lot smarter than me; but I have several dozen lifetimes of military strategy under my belt here.  Because aside from all of us breaking into that massive Death Star at different access points, killing every single member of The Underhills, and then finding a way to blow up that entire space station as well as their surrounding fleet of ships I don't see a viable plan here.  So.....  What do you got Dr. Genius Richards??  Let's hear this brilliant plan".  exclaims Duncan Idaho.

The son of the great Reed Richards responds:  "Of course I have a brilliant plan of attack; and it has already begun to be implemented:  We will all break into the Death Star at different access points, kill every member of The Underhills, destroy their entire fleet of ships, and then, well.....  I guess we will need to find a way to blow up that Death Star".  

"HA!!  Sounds like a plan Boss".  Exclaims Duncan.

BACK INSIDE THE DEATH STAR:

"Begin The Death Star Sequence again.  I know it takes time and we are going to need this thing fully charged up for the next attack.  This isn't over yet".  Says Commodore Britain.  

"Aye Sir".  Responds Nightcrawler.  

The green and yellow lantern bubbles are escorted to the Death Star, where members of the Madhouse rendezvous with Franklin and his new Fantastic Four and begin stealthily moving about the monstrous ship; but space battles begin raging as well.  

But enough talk, enough back story, and enough set up.  Let's talk about the fights.

Atrocitus runs in to Queen Maeve and reminds her why the show is called the boys and not the girls when he hits her with a b**** slap that knocks her into the middle of next week (NRRR*).  He then shows Starlight that equal rights also come with equal lefts and delivers a similar red energy backhand to her.  

Blue Marvel, now aboard the Death Star, runs into Phantom Girl and turns her into a phantom of a girl.  He then finds himself outside the Officer's Club of The Death Star where the Imperial Officers go for a drink after a long day of waging war on people who yearn to be free.  He runs into Bizarro Superman and it reminds me of an old joke.  Two retarded Supermen walk into a bar.  Only Bizarro walks out.  

A few of The capable Underhills venture outside onto the surface of The Death Star to meet two women who were blowing up towers and causing a ruckus.  Matrix and Parasite attempt to put a stop to the antics of Powergirl and Ursa; but they are not as successful as they had hoped.  Powergirl reminds Matrix that she is the only fake Supergirl in this battle and Ursa shows Parasite that the moral weakness often shown to him by his nemesis Superman is not an issue with her.  

Aqualad may be out of his element in a space station; but he still has some moves and knows how to fight.  He teams up with Gabby Kinney and they try to take on Starkiller.  But Vader's secret apprentice seems Hell bent on putting on a clinic today.  He parries the moves from both of them despite their sycronized attacks.  Starkiller Force pushes Aqualad out of the equation and delivers a lightsaber stroke to the neck of Kinney.  He then rushes in quick towards Aqualad and once again uses his crimson energy blade to run Aqualad through.  

Aboard the ID4 Ship, IG-90 along with his crew of Greef Karga, Bo-Katan, Steel, Mera, & Black Manta put shields to full power and begin firing all forward batteries towards the incoming space giant known as Arishem.  The Celestial Judge has decided to do more than simply pass judgement today and is engaged in a full scale assault on the Alien Flagship.  Back on The Death Star, weapons systems are about warmed up....  First Mate Meggan speaks to her C.O.:  "We are ready to fire at your command Sir".

"Initiate Firing Sequence".  Says Britain.  

"Sir, Arishem has engaged our Capitol Ship.  We cannot fire upon him without taking out the entire vessel and it's Crew".  Interupts Nightcrawler.  

Commodore Britain, having heard Nightcrawler's warning says nothing in response.  Instead he looks at Meggan with a heavy heart showing on his face and simply says:  "You may fire at will Commander".  

The Death Star, for the second time this day, unleashes its full firepower and destroys not only a Celestial; but also the massive Alien craft of allies.    

Lamplighter and Pyro become fast friends and take a lot of pleasure in sending the Underhills' two Xenomorphs to the Graveyard; but the acidic blood blowback from their deaths don't agree with Lamplighter who joins them in a painful death.  

Juhanni and Bastilla aboard their Imperial Fighters take aim at Osiris and Isis free floating in space like sitting ducks; but Juhanni doesn't survive to tell about it as she along with her TIE Bomber are taken out from a building leveling punch from Black Adam.  Bossk maneuvers his TIE Fighter in a swift fashion to hit Scarecrow with a proton torpedo that is too much for his yellow energy aura to handle.  Star Fox, not to be outdone makes the flying look easy and does a similar thing to Voldemort and Ethan Hunt.  The sense of overwhelming fear unleashed by the death of Voldemort is too much for the nearby pilots and it takes out both Bossk and Master Shan.  

Perhaps Rogue should have come into a battle against two green lanterns with more caution; but she wasn't aware of their power.  Not that it mattered as she easily used her strength and speed to take out both Jessica Cruz and Miguel O'Hara.  

As most of the remaining members of The Madhouse approach the bridge Duncan Idaho, along with Pyro and Black Noir have taken on a special mission.  One that requires several variables to take place if it is to be successful.  Commodore Britain sees on the display monitor that Swordmaster Idaho is up to something and sends Phoenix, Kylun, and Starkiller to investigate while having all other on board  Underhill Personel retreat back to the bridge to hold off the impending attack on their vessel.     

In the command center of the bridge a tight closed quarters battle of epic power commences.  A-Train rushes towards Nightcrawler; but despite his speed cannot keep up with the mutant teleportation.  Nightcrawler "BAMFS" out of A-Train's way and then places himself directly in his path with a tail sword stab directly into the heart of the speedster.  Rogue is kept busy by the fire attacks and visual distractions from Lockheed and Widget; but is really driven crazy by Shadowcat and her ability to not be touched by her fellow former X-Men member.  Kitty phases through Rogue and unalives her by strategically leaving a chunk of battle debris in her chest.  Franklin Richards engages Bizarro Superman in a battle of brain vs. brawn that leaves that age old question unanswered.  Franklin easily tricks Bizarro into denying his nature to not hate ugliness and in the process destroying himself; but not before Bizarro puts a fist through the face of the genius.  Professor Xavier rolls up in his flying wheelchair, confronted by four green lanterns, including Kyle Rayner that are at twice their normal power due to the proximity of Arwen and her blue lantern ring.  Charles focuses his telepathic powers and with a single thought mind wipes Kyle and his three green lantern buddies; but Arwen takes advantage of the mutant's weakened state, absorbing the Starman for invincibility and relieves him of his head with hadafang before he can lash out telepathically once again.  

The green lantern powered Commodore Britain and The High Father are trading blows back and forth, while Black Adam and Meggan are engaged in a pitched battle as well.  That is until the remaining members of Excalibur rush to Meggan's aid.  Powergirl and Ursa are locked in combat with Atrocitus, Larfleeze, and Spider-Man.  But, while these skirmishes are taking place, another one is happening in a small tunnel near the Death Star Exhaust Port.  

Kylun rushes in towards Duncan Idaho, sword drawn; but Duncan pulls out his own Atreides Dagger and dispatches the mutant after several good parries from both combatants.  Starkiller makes short work of Pyro and then manages to take out Black Noir as well with superior speed and swordmanship.  This leaves Starkiller to join Duncan Idaho in an epic sword battle that ends with Duncan slicing the wrist of Starkiller to cause him to drop his lightsaber before slipping his blade into the throat of Starkiller.  Duncan then leaps into the tunnel itself to draw the attention of Rachel Summers who decides to end this Madhouse Menace known as Duncan Idaho once and for all.  Rachel focuses her Phoenix Force towards Duncan Idaho, who quickly activates his personal Holtzman Shield creating an explosion large enough to cause a chain reaction into the exhaust port of The Death Star.  

Back in the Command Station of the Bridge; both sides become aware that the space station they are residing in is no longer stable.  As Captain Britain was finishing off The Highfather and Larfleeze taking out Powergirl after her and Ursa had taken out his two partners Spider-Man and Atrocitus, as well as Arwen.  Widget begins the task of teleporting Excalibur to safety; but Commodore Britain insists that it is his duty as a captain to go down with his ship.  Meggan, in her undying loyalty to her mate stays as well.   Ursa and Black Adam flee the Death Star via their own powers and volition.  

The remaining members of The Underhills are teleported to the only holding they have left.  The small  space station set up by Omega Supreme who has laid dorment this entire match.  Omega Supreme is being patrolled by his little buddy Countdown in Rover form, as well as Star Fox and Revan in their respective ships scanning the nearby areas of space.  Larfleeze, Shadowcat, Nightcrawler, Lockheed and Widget arrive at the roaming station and begin to prepare for an attack from the remaining members of The Madhouse.  Nightcrawler takes on an unofficial command of the remaining crew; but is uncertain as to what to do as Ursa and Black Adam rapidly approach their base.  

But the plan is disregarded as Omega Supreme transforms from his space base form and begins swatting the incoming flies.....  

TEAM Vs. Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolips

 TEAM is: Vampire Thanos (w/ The Soul Stone), Set, Dave Bowman: The Starhild, The Thor Corps: Beta Ray Bill, DC Thor, Ragnarok, & Thor (Adventures in Babysitting), The Oracle and Seraph, Godzilla, Corbin Dallas riding with Santa Claus w/ Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, & Blitzen, Space Ghost w/ Jan, Jace, & Blip, Zombie Mon El (w/ The Mind Stone), Sinestro, God Emperor Leto, Hercules, Loki, Yakub, Sindri, Alex Houslander: Indigo Lantern, Alex Houslander (w/ Super Scope 6) & Maria Ianni, Yoda, The Sando Aqua Monster, The A-Team: John "Hannibal" Smith, Templeton "Faceman" Peck, Bosco "B.A." Barracjus, & Howling Mad Murdock in an F-15, Amy Amanda Allen, Frankie "Dishpan" Santana, Tripticon, Dapper Man & Mark Constantagious in a Lamborghini, Jack Lalane on a Jet ski, and Robert J. Oppenheimer, Elvis Presley, Rutherford B. Hayes, John Tyler, Herbert Hoover, & Philip K. Dick in Kylo Ren's Command Shuttle. 

Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolips are: Aboard to control and inhabit the Episode VI Death Star: Erasmus, Desaad, Capt. Sisko, L3-37, Qi’ra, Quark, USS Defiant Officer #1-3, USS Defiant Crew Member #1-3, Fall Guys #1-4 , and Arsenal w/ A Red Lantern Ring and Rito Bow. In a Next Generation Enterprise Shuttle: Lucas, Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo. In Howl’s Moving Castle: Howl, Calcifer, Markl, Sophie, and Hin, Indiana Jones w/ Personal Holtzman Shield and Usagi Yojimbo in the T-Rex (Disesel)

Black Lantern Darkseid (FINAL DEATH), Black Lantern Supergirl (FINAL DEATH), Optimus Prime w/ The Matrix of Leadership, Roller, and Combat Deck, Vandal Savage, Jedi Master Obi Wan-Kenobi, Indigo One, Saint Walker, Gannondrof w/ The Infinity Gauntlet including the Power and Time Stones, He-Man and Battlecat, King Leonidas, Kalibak, Black Lantern SHAZAM! and the SHAZAM! Family: Mary Marvel, Pedro Pena, Eugene Choi, Captain Marvel Jr, and Darla Dudley, John Constantine, Qwsp, King Sidon, Vito Corleone w/ Blue Lantern Ring and Michael Corleone w/ Green

Grayson, Jack, and Ben's Goobers Vs. Dolla 49 McRib

 Grayson, Jack, & Ben's Goobers are Superboy, Meelo, Lightning Lad, Triplicate Girl, Invisible Kid, The Doom Patrol:  Mento, Negative Man, Elasti-Girl, Robot Man, & Changeling (Beast Boy), Shadow the Hedgehog (w/ all of The Chaos Emeralds), Funky Kong, Conner Weidman:  The Drink w/ Jake Moody, Tom Brady, & The Burger King Foot Lettuce Guy in a Dodge Challenger, Sam Bonser (w/ a Crysknife) & Coda Draconis (w/ a Maula Pistol) in The Weasly Flying Car, Kyle Katarn, Omniman, The Balrog of Moria, The Sentry, The Fantastic Four:  Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Girl, Human Torch, & The Thing, Sirius Black, Haggrid, The Sinister Six: The Green Goblin, Venom, Doctor Octopus, Kraven, Beetle, & Vulture, Ghost Rider (Johnny Blaze), Omega Red, Red Hulk, Hyperion, Annihilus, Riggs (w/ a DL-44 Heavy Blaster) & Murtaugh (w/ a Racoon Leaf), The Incredibles:  Mr. Incredible, Elastigirl, Violet, Dash, Jack-Jack, & Fro-Zone, Django & Dr. King Shulz, & Swamp Bender #3.

Dolla 49 McRib is The Anti Monitor, Dr. Fate, Fin Fang Foom, Zeus, The Spectre, Fortress Maximus, Doomsday, Amazon (w/ The Space STone), Ultraman, Wonder Woman, Aquagirl, The Living Tribunal, Ronan the Accuser (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Legion, Knull, Dr. Strange (w/ Reality Stone) & Wong, Brolly, Piccolo, Steppenewolfe (w/ The Anti Life Equation), Starboy, Starfire, 2 Chattari Leviathon, 2 Kryptonians, 6 White Martians, 4 Green Martians, 2 Yellow Lanterns, 5 Gold Dragons, 4 Balrogs, & 2 Jedi Temple Guards.   

Week 5 Democracy, The Playoff Planet: The Cowboy Killers vs Gayneighbors from Outer Drive

Cowboy Killers: Martian Manhunter - final death, Man of Miracles, John Stewart, Green Arrow and Black Canary, Parallax, Starro, Gorilla Grodd, King Beerus, Ajax, Hecate, Salazar Slytherin, Gellert Grindelwald, Harry Potter, Hermine Granger w/Star Sapphire, Galadriel, Ultron, Magneto w/Red Lantern Ring final death, Master Mold, Mephisto, Surtur, Heimdall, Freya, Kyle Houslander Dundan Ranger w/The Omnitrix, Commander Ahsoka Tano, Blue Lantern 2A, Green Lantern #2A, Yellow Lantern #2A, Star Sapphire #4A, 3A, & 2A, Blue Lantern #3A, Sandworms #8A, 9A, and 10A

Gayneighbors from Outer Drive: Avatar Korra, Firelord Ozai, Jeong Jeong, Unalaq, Desna, and Eska, Firelord Zuko, Bolin, Mako, and Pabu, King Bumi, Yakkon, Bumi, Freddy Kruger, Denethor, Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde, Trap Jaw, The Nun, Big Jake and his dog, Fenster, Lewis, Clark, and Sacagawea, Refrigerator Perry, Norman Rockwell w/Blue Lightsaber, Robert Oswald, Gary Habkirk, Mike Hart, Michael MacDonald, Stephen King, Chowell, David Seville, Andre, Mr. Garrison, The Creeper, Willow, Kili, Thror, Gloin, Yellow Jacket Hank Pym, Axel Foley, John Conner, Dr. Robert Neville and his dog, Don Barrzinni, Ellie Satler, Frank Poole, Sallah, Pepe the King Prawn, Rowlf the Dog, Lew Zealand, Pikachu and Piplup, Warren G and Nate Dogg, Elvis Costello, Benedict Arnold, Charlie from the Music Shop, Haku, No Face, and Chihiro, Prue, Phoebe, and Piper Halliwell, Leatherhead, Rey, Lotus, Balrog, Prowl, Pounce and Wingspan, The Giant, The Arm, Sagat, and Airman #20

Grayson's Jack's, and Ben's Goobers vs. 1992 Space Movie

Da Goobers:Superboy, The Sentry, Lightning Lad, The Fantastic Four:Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Girl, Human Torch, and The Thing in The Fantasticar, Dash Rendar, Leebo, Ace Duck, Macgyver, Kareem Abdul Jabar, and Conner Weidman:  The Drink in The Outrider, Admiral Piett, Executor Pilot, Executor Co-Pilot, Executor Gunner, Executor Crew Member #1-5, Sam Bonser, & Tom Brady in The Executor Star Destroyer, Admiral Ackbar, Home One Pilot, Home One Co-Pilot, Home One Gunner, Home One Crew Members #1-5, and Jake Moody in Home One, Commander Stargazer & Slybird in a T-16 Skyhopper, Legends Luke Skywalker (w/ a blue lantern ring) and R2-D2 in Mando's Naboo Starfighter, Ultra Magnus w/ Brawn, Hubcap, and The Protectobots:  Hotspot, Streetwise, Blades, Groove, and First Aid (merge to form Defensor) in The Autobot Ship, Corsair, Ch'od, Cr'eee, Korvus, Sikorsky, Raza Longknife, & Hapzibah in The Star Jammer, IG-88 in The IG-2000, Stark Android #5

Space Movie: The Silverhawks: Quicksilver & Talleyhawk, Steel heart & Stronghold, Steelwill & Rayzor, & Copper Kid & Mayday, Colonal Bluegrass & SideMan in a Y-Wing Yaddle (w/ Dwarf Ring #7 & a green lantern ring) in Yoda's Wookie Escape Pod, Wedge Antilles, Kermit thee Frog (w/ a Glock Model 20 & Glock Model 40), Little Beaver, Jotaro, Fanboy, & Chum Chum in an Avengers Quinjet, Chuck Norris in an X-Wing (Chuck Norris can blow up The Death Star with his targeting computer on), Cade Skywalker & R.O.B. the Robot in a B-Wing, Rebel Pilot #3 & Kenny Baker in a Z-95 Headhunter, Biggs Darklighter in his T-16 Skyhopper, Frank Metvier: Jedi Knight (pilot) w/ Grayson Houslander:  Jedi Youngling (Co-Pilot), Alec from Shriners: The Cutest Tard in the whole world (w/ an Addorrrable Blanket), Dobby, Peppermint Patty & Marci, Dr.  Ub' X, & Pig Boy in The Outlaw, Becket, Val, Rio, Rufus the Apostle, Wicket W. Warrick (in a Goomba Sock), & Little Tokyo in The Rampart, Black Lantern Asajj Ventress & Carnage (w/ The Ring of Valthoom) in The Travel Lantern, Carol Ferris (Star Sapphire), Air Zonk, Tommy Oliver: The Green Ranger (w/ The White Lantern Ring), Skeletor (w/ The Orange Lantern Ring), Romat Ru, Dex-Tar, Nemesis Enforcer (w/ an Indigo Lantern Ring & The Sword of Darkness), Aayla Secura (w/ a blue lantern ring), Krypto, Cybertronian Guardian #1-5.

The Kessel Run had never seen traffic like this.

Not during the Galactic Civil War. Not even in the shadow of the Kessel Run itself—where gravity wells twisted space like a dying scream.

Tonight, it wasn’t just about speed.

It was about survival.

Inside the Fantasticar, Mr. Fantastic stretched across multiple control panels while the Human Torch burned like a second sun.

“Reed,” snapped Invisible Woman, “those gravity shadows are collapsing!”

“I see fourteen possible paths,” Reed replied calmly. “Only three don’t kill us.”

Behind them, The Thing cracked his knuckles. “I like those odds.”

A Quinjet carrying Kermit the Frog (armed and somehow very serious), a Y-Wing flown by Colonel Bluegrass, and an X-Wing piloted by the unstoppable Chuck Norris.

At the center, glowing like a prism of raw emotion, flew the Lantern coalition, led by Yaddle and a ring-powered alliance that bent reality itself.

“Remember,” said Wedge Antilles over comms, “this run isn’t about being heroes.”

“It’s about finishing the race.”

The Kessel run opened like a grave.

Black holes churned, dragging ships into spirals of doom.

The first casualty came fast.

A Z-95 Headhunter clipped a gravity shear—gone in an instant.

“Stay tight!” shouted Admiral Ackbar aboard Home One. “It’s a trap within a trap!”

Blaster fire erupted, not from enemies, but from panic.

Then,

IG-88 struck.

The assassin droid’s ship cut through Space Movie’s flank, precision shots tearing apart weaker escorts.

But before it could line up another kill

A green construct fist smashed it sideways.

Aayla Secura, glowing with Lantern energy, hovered in vacuum, eyes blazing.

“You’re not the only hunter here.”

The Executor fired.

Its turbolasers lit the void, forcing Space Movie into the space’s most unstable corridor.

“Brace!” yelled Tom Brady from the bridge, gripping a console like it was fourth quarter.

Meanwhile, the Autobot Ship transformed mid-flight, Ultra Magnus coordinating as Defensor formed, shielding allied ships from gravitational debris.

But Space Movie adapted.

Lantern light exploded across the battlefield.

Constructs of will, rage, hope, fear all colliding.

Asajj Ventress, now a Black Lantern, tore through space like a ghost, draining life from unlucky crew members.

And then

Chuck Norris pressed his targeting computer.

“Got it.”

A single shot.

It didn’t just hit.

It erased an entire escort wing from existence.

Even the surrounding space seemed to hesitate.

Deep in the Run’s tightest spiral, the path narrowed to one survivable lane.

Two fleets.

One corridor.

“No more room for both,” muttered Dash Rendar.

Reed Richards calculated.

Ackbar hesitated.

Ultra Magnus stood firm.

Then

From Space Movie, a united Lantern surge ignited.

White, green, orange, violet, red

The full spectrum.

Reality bent.

And The Goobers… broke.

The Executor lost stabilization, dragged into a black hole’s pull.

The Fantasticar spun out, Invisible Woman shielding her team as long as she could.

The Outrider took a hit, Dash fighting controls

“Leebo, reroute everything!”

Too late.

Only one group burst from hyperspace.

Ships scarred.

Numbers devastated.

But alive.

At the front

A glowing formation of Lantern energy, barely holding together.

Behind them, the surviving fragments of Space Movie limped into open space.

Wedge’s voice came through, quiet.

“…We made it.”

Kermit lowered his weapon.

Chuck Norris said nothing.

Yaddle closed her eyes.

Behind them

The Kessel Run collapsed inward.

No survivors.

The Doctor's Madhouse Vs. The Sigmas

 The Doctor's Madhouse is: Abeloth, Zombie Darth Vader in TIE Dagger, Jango Fett in MG-100 Star Fortress, Brainiac in Brainiac’s Ship, Nightwing & Robin (Damien Wayne) in Javelin, Powergirl, Ursa, Franklin Richards, Captain Marvel, Trigon, Arishem the Judge, The Beyonder, Zombie Kryptonian, and Daxomite #4A

The Sigmas are: Elden Beast, Falco In a B-Wing, Anakin Skywalker In a Stealth X-Wing, Maverick and Goose in an F-18 2 Seater, Iceman and Slider F-15s, Han Solo In a Tie Dagger, Ramjet, Dirge, Nightbird, Blonde Blazer, Aatrox, Isaac Clark In USG Ishimora, Sonar, Charzard, Darkhawk, Supergiant, Mr. Sinister, Sleepwalker, Nightmare, Hawkman & Hawkwoman, Ancient Balrog #1-4, and Autobot Decoy

Darkseid's Horsemen of the Apokolypse vs David Byrne's Meat Suits

Lightside’s Donkey Riders of New Comings: L3-37, Qi’ra, USS Defiant Crew Members #1-3 In the Millenium Falcon, Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi and Quark in a Next Generation Enterprise Shuttle, Erasmus in an A-Wing, Desaad in Cubs Fan Han’s TIE Slicer, Booster Gold & Skeet, Saint Walker, Indigo One, Dante, Warpath, Black Lantern Supergirl, Black Lantern SHAZAM!, Mary Marvel, Nekron, Orion, Kamek, Chattari Leviathan #3A, Chattari Leviathan #2A, Vampire Chattari Leviathon, Paradoom #1-5, Neo-Cymek #5-10 

David Byrne’s Edible Outfits: One Punch Man, Hank Henshaw w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Miss Martian, Guy Gardner, Metallo, Jade (DC), Power Ring, Brainiac 5 in a SpaceX Rocket, Bill Cypher, Mongul w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Galactus and his Herald David Byrne w/ Gloom Sword, Terrax, Madeline Pryor, Moon Knight, Walker Texas Ranger in a Jedi Starfighter, Black Lantern Blue Lantern, Black Lantern Green Lantern, Black Lantern Star Sapphire, Black Lantern #1A, Vampire Star Sapphire, Black Lantern Goblin, Junkeons #1-10 (9 deaths each), Mr. Hankey

You may be asking “What exactly is the Kessel Run?”... to that I say “Are ya facking stewpid?”. Obviously, the Kessel Run is simply a 20-parsec (1-parsec = 3.26 light-years or 19 trillion miles) smuggling route through the Akkadese Maelstrom that surrounds the Kessel sector of the outer rim used for transporting spice out of the planet Kessel. It is the infamous Han Solo in the Millennium Falcon who boasts his ability to traverse the route in only 12-parsecs by splitting two black holes in the Maw Cluster. If it still isn’t making sense to you, I’ve attached a graphic to simplify it.

“We’re making this run quick and efficient. In and out with the spice in no time.” says Qi’ra over the comms to her fellow Darkseid smugglers. “There will be resistance. David Byrne still holds dominion over Kessel, and we all know his rule has been sharp. There hasn’t been a spice run outside of his own sale in quite some time, which is good news for us since it will make us a LOT of money on the black market.”

Qi’ra leads the Horsemen through the standard, “safe”, 20-parsec route to reach Kessel. “We’re hoping to see minimal defense during the travel, but expect a big party once we reach Kess-”

BOOOOOOM

Erasmus’ A-Wing just exploded from Hank Henshaw’s heat vision. “They’re on us now!” Qi’ra yells over the comms, “Defensive maneuvers!”

Hank Henshaw and Guy Gardner wanted to see early action and are attacking the incoming smugglers head on. The Millenium Falcon fires onto the green lantern but does no damage. Booster Gold makes his own attempt only to be crushed by Henshaw along with Skeet. Saint Walker and Indigo One are able to contain Henshaw lining up SHAZAM’s attack only to be knocked away by Guy Gardner. But the green lantern can’t protect Hank from all sides as Mary Marvel uses her magic powers alongside Kamek to down the cyborg. Guy Gardner retaliates by taking out Mary Marvel, as well as Saint Walker for his blue lantern inadvertently powered up Guy. BL Supergirl finally steps in and mercifully ends Guy with a swift punch through the skull. The smugglers hesitate for a moment, stunned by the power of the kryptonian… “What are you wasting time for? We need to keep moving and liberate that spice… NOW!” BL Supergirl bellows to her teammates.

The smuggling crew continues toward Kessel…

No more surprises met the Horsemen in their travels, but they are about to make the turn around Pilot’s End and make their descent onto Kessel, knowing there will be trouble the second they come around the bend. “Prepare yourselves!” Qi’ra yells over comms knowing it will be hectic soon. Around the corner they come AND… nothing? “Where are they?” SHAZAM questions. “I sense a trap.” Kenobi says. “It doesn’t matter. Continue towards the spice mines, quickly. The faster we get in and out the better.” Qi’ra shakily commands.

Darkseid’s crew is able to land onto the planet's surface, and enter the mines without seeing another soul. “I have a bad feeling about this.” Kenobi warns. “It doesn’t matter, just move faster.” Qi’ra says. 

“We’re all loaded up!” yells Dante. “Then let’s get a move on it!” demands Qi’ra. The crew starts heading out of the mines only to find the trap they knew was set. Standing around their ships is the Byrne Mafia. “Let’s get this over with, I’m only here for fun and that’s barely happening right now.” says One Punch Man in a very bored tone.

The fighting commences. Qi’ra yells out “Get the spice to the Falcon! We’re not all making it out of here, but we can at least liberate the spice!” The path is slowly being forged to the ship as death brews all around. One Punch Man one punches Desaad. Kamek goes crazy today and takes down the sentient Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls. Commons on both sides are easily obliterated, except for Junkeon #6-7 who shank Kamek and take him down with them. Jade and Power Ring combine their green lantern might to take down Indigo One. Nekron returns the favor to the green lanterns with the help of Orion. Mr. Hankey sees an opening, literally, and shoves himself up Nekron’s ass (being a sentient poop and all) and proceeds to shred open Nekron’s innards, but not before Nekron creates a self destructing blast to take down Mr. Hankey with him. Orion moves on to takedown Moon Knight *the fool can’t fly, not very good for space setting*. BL Supergirl pushes forward to help pave an opening to the Falcon. She takes down Walker Texas Ranger and Brainiac 5 in their respective ships, but is met with anguish as Metallo’s kryptonite heart weakens her to the ground. Terrax takes the opportunity and smashes BL Supergirl’s chest in.

“GET TO THE SHIPS” echoes Qi’ra, “WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE, WE’RE LOSING TOO MANY” Mongul hears this and destroys Kenobi’s Next Gen Enterprise Shuttle with Quark still being inside. Kenobi pivots and takes Desaad’s Cubs Fan Han’s TIE Slicer. The Falcon and TIE Slicer take to the air with the spice stored in the Falcon. “Defend this ship” Qi’ra demands over the comms.

The battle takes to the skies and the eventual space surrounding Kessel.

“We can’t beat them…” Qi’ra whispers to herself. She thinks of how to lose them in the vast expanse of space… “The Maw Cluster!!” exclaims Qi’ra, “We have to go through the Maw cluster and split the black holes. We can lose them there!” As they travel towards the cluster, epic battles surround the two ships desperately trying to escape. Dante downs Metallo as he is the superior cyborg. Warpath is going blow for blow with Miss Martian, but it is she who takes him down. BL SHAZAM gathers all the strength of Hercules and power of Zeus to create the most brutal lightning storm in history that strikes down Madeline Pryor and Terrax. One Punch Man, seeing something interesting for once, jolts forward to one punch Billy Batson. Orion has had enough of this bald freak and we find out that the strength of a New God is enough to put the once thought invincible One Punch Man to his grave.

The Millenium Falcon and Kenobi in the TIE Slicer reach the Maw cluster with Dante and Orion covering their flank as Miss Martian and Mongul are close behind. The Akkadese Maelstrom is brutal as Dante quickly is struck down while Orion is sucked into a black hole. Miss Martian sees her opening and moves swiftly towards the Falcon. Only inches from striking the ship and Kenobi fires at the martian pushing her off course just enough to also be sucked into a black hole. 

“I sense your fear little ones,” Mongul laughs at the remaining two ships for the Horseman crew, “It fuels me…”

“Just keep pushing forward Kenobi,” Qi’ra shrieks, “We can make it.” Kenobi questions her, “But who is that man ahead?”

The unknown man, sitting still amongst the maelstrom, speaks, “You are marked for death… the devourer will consume you… I herald… Galactus.”

“Who the hell is Galactus?” Qi’ra says confused. “None of our reports mentioned a Galactus.”

Again, Mongul is right on the Falcon’s tail, but he, too, is unable to maneuver through this viscous maelstrom and is consumed by a black hole.

With just the two ships remaining and this unknown Galactus being, Qi’ra tells Kenobi, “Dodge this weirdo and we’ll almost be through the Maw Cluster and freedom will be on the other si-”

BOOOOOOOOOM

Galactus swipes the Millenium Falcon and the ship explodes on impact. It turns out the Maw Cluster was not simply black holes, but it was Galactus feeding off any who dared to shortcut the Kessel Run.

Kenobi, fortunately, was able to dodge the large being and his Herald David Byrne. He makes it out of the Kessel Run, but without any spice and ashamed by his failure he decides to exile himself…