Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins Vs. George Washington's House Elves
The Assassins are Hera Syndulla, Kanan Jarrus, and Zeb in The Ghost, Sabine Wren, Ezra Bridger, and Chopper in The Phantom, Poggle the Lesser in a Genosian Starfighter, Sun Fac in a Genosian Starfighter, Genosian Spy in a Genosian Starfighter, Genosian Soldier and Genosian Drone in a Genosian Starfighter, Salak, Revan in a Jedi Starfighter, Ahsoka Tano (Fulcrum) & R2-D2 in a Jedi Starfighter, Aayla Secura in a Jedi Starfighter, White Lantern Zachary Houslander, Red Lantern Jeff Houslander, Vision, Indigo Lantern #1 & 2, Negative Man, Major Hawk Masterson in a Stealth X-Wing, Ethan Hunt (w/ Indigo Lantern Ring), Son of Mortis in Jedi Starfighter, Nite Owl, Havoc, and The Terminator in Blackbird 1, Chimaera Star Destroyer w/ a crew of Brainiac, Captain Rex, Zillllaaaa, Dark Nitties, Darth Duck, Jim Carey, Bugs Bunny, and Orc #49-50.
The House Elves are Thor, Set, Bizarro Superman, Iron Man, The Inhumans: Black Bolt, Medusa, Karnak, Gorgon, Triton, Crystal, Lockjaw, Maximus the Mad, and The Unspoken, Colossus, Luke Skywalker in Luke's X-Wing, Harry Potter, Dumbledore, The Juggernaut, Mangy Mouse, Shao Kahn, and Vampire #1-4.
Thursday, April 11, 2019
Wednesday, April 10, 2019
Week 3 Standings
-TEAM 3-0
-Dinomites 2-1
-Striders 2-1
-Assassins 1-2
-Gentle 1-2
-Betters 1-2
-Barkley's 3-0
-Little People 2-1
-House Elves 1-2
-Kitties 1-2
-Sith Aids 1-2
-Empire 0-3
-Dinomites 2-1
-Striders 2-1
-Assassins 1-2
-Gentle 1-2
-Betters 1-2
-Barkley's 3-0
-Little People 2-1
-House Elves 1-2
-Kitties 1-2
-Sith Aids 1-2
-Empire 0-3
Week 4 Democracy Match in Space
Two Hungry Dinomites with Bubble Fighting Fun down Tight Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions
Dinomites are Darkseid, General Zod, Ursa, Non, Ranx the Sentient City, Superman Prime (w/ a Red Lantern Ring), Ronan the Accuser (w/a red lantern rings), Wedge Antilles in an X-Wing, Biggs Darklighter in an X-Wing, Jango Fett in an X-Wing, Cassian, K-2SO, and Rebel Soldier #1 in Cassian's U-Wing, Bossk in Hound's Tooth, Ramjet, Flute Cop, Uni-Baby, Rebel Soldier #2-4, & Jar Jar Binks. The whole team is in Sanctuary 2 where necessary.
The Turrible Decisions are Space Ghost and Blip in the Phantom Cruiser, Jan and Jace in their shuttle, Blue Beetle, T-X Terminator, Pan, Artemis, Zufa Cenva, Norma Cenva, Dr. McCoy, Uhura, Data, Scotty, Odo, Nog, Blanka, Resplendent Man, Al Capone (w/ a Power Ring), Jill Stein, Shinobi and his Dog, Jack, Sonja Blade, Kami, Belle and the Beast, Hannukah Harry, Stryke, Haskeer, Coila, Jup, Alfray, and Mani-orc #1-10, Dhalsim, Donkey Kong, The Vampire Lestat, Shrek and Donkey, Dio, Oingo, Boingo, Pet Shop, & Hol Horse, Jotaro Kujo, Joseph Joestar, Mohammed Avdol, Jean-Pierre Polnareff, Noriyoki Kakyoin, and Iggy the Fool.
Dinomites are Darkseid, General Zod, Ursa, Non, Ranx the Sentient City, Superman Prime (w/ a Red Lantern Ring), Ronan the Accuser (w/a red lantern rings), Wedge Antilles in an X-Wing, Biggs Darklighter in an X-Wing, Jango Fett in an X-Wing, Cassian, K-2SO, and Rebel Soldier #1 in Cassian's U-Wing, Bossk in Hound's Tooth, Ramjet, Flute Cop, Uni-Baby, Rebel Soldier #2-4, & Jar Jar Binks. The whole team is in Sanctuary 2 where necessary.
The Turrible Decisions are Space Ghost and Blip in the Phantom Cruiser, Jan and Jace in their shuttle, Blue Beetle, T-X Terminator, Pan, Artemis, Zufa Cenva, Norma Cenva, Dr. McCoy, Uhura, Data, Scotty, Odo, Nog, Blanka, Resplendent Man, Al Capone (w/ a Power Ring), Jill Stein, Shinobi and his Dog, Jack, Sonja Blade, Kami, Belle and the Beast, Hannukah Harry, Stryke, Haskeer, Coila, Jup, Alfray, and Mani-orc #1-10, Dhalsim, Donkey Kong, The Vampire Lestat, Shrek and Donkey, Dio, Oingo, Boingo, Pet Shop, & Hol Horse, Jotaro Kujo, Joseph Joestar, Mohammed Avdol, Jean-Pierre Polnareff, Noriyoki Kakyoin, and Iggy the Fool.
Monday, April 8, 2019
Season X, Week 3 - Dinomites vs Sith Aids
The Hungry Dinomites That Have Bubble Fighting Fun Down Tight are: Aqauman, Kit Fisto, Nahdar Vebb, Captain Tarpals, Jar Jar Binks, Ewok Scout w/ Frog Suit, Quintessa, Ronan The Acussar w/Red Lantern Ring, General Zod, Ursa, Non, Flute Cop, Uni-Baby, BatWartHogMan, Rebel Soldier, Scattershot, Strafe, Lightspeed, Afterburner, Nosecone
The John and Vader’s House of Sith Aids are: Sharkticons #1-10, The Fallen, Gnaw, Grimlock, Slag, Snarl, Sludge, Swoop, Razorclaw, Divebomb, Headstrong, Rampage, Tantrum, Jet Jaguar, Ultra Man, Dinobot, Birdbrain, Bristleback, Icepick, Scowl, Slog, Wildfly, Darth Bane equipped with Red Lantern Ring, White Suit Anakin Skywalker, Navy Seal #1-20
It’s robot bashing mania here in the Naboo Planet Core. The Dinobots and Pretender Monsters from the Sith Aids have faced off against Quintessa and the Technobots for the Dinomites. The Sith Aids are able to win the battle of the bots but General Zod, Ursa and Non are able to easily clean up the rest of the remaining Dinobots before moving on to fight more worthy adversaries.
Darth Bane and Ronan the Accuser are doing their red lantern thing with their rings. You all can imagine. But White Suit Anakin helps tip the scales by turning his suit red with Ronan’s blood. Anakin, Bane, Jet Jaguar and Ultra Man then lead an attack against Kit Fisto, Nahdar Vebb and BatWartHogMan. Kit Fisto is able to best Bane and Jet Jaguar while Vebb and BWHM double team Ultra Man to death but not before Anakin is able to kill all three of them.
Flute Cop swims through some Dinobot oil and becomes Dinosaur Soldier. While riding on his back, Uni-baby rubs his magic horn and wishes for one of those sweet water guns from the Aquaman movie. He tosses it to Flute Cop who uses it to take out five of the Navy Seals. The rest of the Seals and the Sharkticons are able to kill Axe Cop’s brother and the son of Uni-man along with Rebel soldier and Ewok Scout who was trying his hardest to evade death this week by just swimming circles around everyone in his sweet mario frog suit.
Anakin leads the last of the Sharkticons and Navy Seals in a final battle against Zod, Ursa and Non. The Seals and Sharkticons all perish in the skirmish as Anakin drives his lightsaber through the chest of Non. He stares down Zod and Ursa trying to plan the best attack when he looks left and sees Aquaman riding on the back of Jar Jar Binks, using his ears to steer the Gungan senator toward the fight.
Anakin stands no chance as Aquaman restrains him with a vortex of water before driving his trident through his chest.
Aquaman dismounts Jar Jar who turns to Captain Tarpals and says “Weesa goin’ home!”
Week 4
600 points in The Milkey Way
Prizes: A Vampire Bite, A Tanooki Suit, and A Sith Fighter.
Match-ups:
-TEAM Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids (Josh)
-Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Democracy)
-The Striders of Rohan Vs. The Short Tards (Dave)
-Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins Vs. George Washington's House Elves (Consortium)
-Be Gentle it's My First Time Vs. The Super Orange Kitty Sisters (Josh)
-Better Than All of You Vs. The Empire (Fizz)
Prizes: A Vampire Bite, A Tanooki Suit, and A Sith Fighter.
Match-ups:
-TEAM Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids (Josh)
-Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Democracy)
-The Striders of Rohan Vs. The Short Tards (Dave)
-Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins Vs. George Washington's House Elves (Consortium)
-Be Gentle it's My First Time Vs. The Super Orange Kitty Sisters (Josh)
-Better Than All of You Vs. The Empire (Fizz)
The Striders of Rohan Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions
The Striders of Rohan are Seaworm #1-9, Alan Trammell, Tim Cheveldae, Paul Coffey, Steve Yzerman, Bryan Murray, Barry Sanders, Gollum, Meriadoc Brandybuck, Peregrin Took, Wormtongue, Duncan Idaho Ghola #4, Eowyn, John Stewart, Blue Lantern #1-2, Hancock (in a frog suit), The Incredibles, Bill the Pony, Odin (w/ a White Lantern Ring), Capt. Marvel, Cyborg Suerman, Fremen #1-20, Goblins #1-13.
Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions are The Seacons, Black Manta, Killer Kroc, Batman, Robin, Alfred (w/ a green lightsaber), Hal Jordan, White Lantern Kyle Raynor, The Q Continuum: Q, Q2, Lady Q, q, Colonel Q, and Quinn, Kitana (in a Frog Suit), Yaddle, and Jedi Padawan #1 (in a Penguin Suit).
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOMIES!! It's the Neonizzle Mizzle POH-Gizzle here to drown your mind with some aquatic madness. I mean, Ima be straight with you and say that some of the deets might not be that accurate considering where I'll be watching from, cuz I don't swim; so needless to say: I keep my Neon butt out the lake.
Alan Trammell takes a leadership role for The Striders as they are all dropped in to the Planet Core, and by leadership role, I mostly mean that he is drowning better than most of his teammates who, like him cannot breathe underwater. Luckily for The Striders, they have a veteran green lantern on their squad who can work an OA Ring like he was ringing a bell. John Stewart creates an energy coated water-free oxygen bubble and grabs several of the Rohan Striders before they drown. Namely Tramm, Tim, Paul, Steve, The Bry, Merry, Pippin, Wormtongue, Duncan Idaho, The Incredibles and Eowyn. A few of the Goblins made it into the bubble too, but nine of the thirteen drowned. The poor Fremen on the other hand drowned, well, actually most of them either suicided themselves or died of shock when they saw that much water. Growing up on a Desert Planet, nearly devoid of water they recognized themselves to be the worst possible play for this setting (too bad their owner didn't). Yaddle from the Barkley's squad drowned as well, but at least before hand she got to give some great words of wisdom to her Padawan Learner Jimmy (Padawan #1) who is protected by a Penguin Suit.
John Stewart first assigns the task of maintaining the oxygen bubble to Blue Lantern #1, while Blue Lantern #2 sticks close to Stewart to keep his green ring charged to 200%. Stewart then asks Hancock if he wants in on his energy oxygen bubble but; Hancock instead retorts colorfully: “DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED A GOD D*(&*( OXYGEN BUBBLE”?!!? Naw man, I'm tight on yo oxygen bubble, because the owner of our team put me in a *(_&*)^&(^&(* *)(*)(&^%^((*&*ing MARIO BROTHAS FROG SUIT!! I got powers on par with Superman, I went Round 1 in Season 2 the first time around, I got zero deaths, and my whole Mutha *&*(^$^%$%&* Fantasy Fantasy Career ahead of me and now I got to spend the entire thing within the confines of a Frog Suit. I'll be flying around the city IN A FROG SUIT, rockin the arctic IN A FROG SUIT. Forest Week, LEMME GRAB MY FROG SUIT. Time for the Play-Offs: IN AN EFFIN FROG SUIT. So, naw man, I'm good. I don't need no oxygen bubbles. I got a frog suit. I can hold my breath for like a year by the way; but I don't need to worry about that today. Cuz I gots a FROG SUIT”.
John Stewart begins to answer, but is once again interupted by Hancock......
“That poor pony over there sure coulda used a Frog Suit”. Hancock says angrily as he points to the carcass of Sam's pet pony Bill floating back up to the surface.
Tramm knew from the onset, that if his squad was going to have any chance that they were going to have to take out the big guns on The Turrible Decisions. The big guns meaning the Seacons, who have already merged to form Pirrahnacon, with Nautilator operating as their primary weapon. For this reason, The Striders have made sure that the sights of the mighty Seaworms were set directly on the Decepticon Water Gestatlt.
Odin, with his new White Lantern Ring is quite the force to be reckoned with. An amazing weapon assignment which almost makes up for Frog Suit Hancock. The god King of Asgard convenes with The Q Continuum over a few pints of ale in an attempt to end the match without so much bloodshed. The group realizes that the fight must continue; but Odin agrees to rack up a death and disappear under the powers of The Q Continuum as long as he can take a few others with him. Odin disappears into the great beyond with Quinn, who wishes for nothing more than to experience a mortal death, White Lantern Kyle Raynor, and Hal Jordan (but not before old Hal drops a big green energy bomb in the shape of “#metoo” on Capt. Marvel to take her out like it ain't no thang.
Batman, Robin, and Alfred are moving about the water in a roughly constructed bat-submarine. Bruce wishes he could have brought more vehicle to work with, but at least he was able to put something together with such short notice. Cyborg Superman rushes at the makeshift water vehicle, but Batman is able to blast the Kryptonian with an injector filled with his personal piece of Kryptonite befoe Hank is able to completely destroy their submersible. “Holy broken fish tank Batman”!! Robin yells as they realize that the vehicle is taking in water. Batman at that point makes the only move he can to keep his crew alive. He drives headlong into the oxygen bubble, breaking through the field and destroying his own ship. But now inside the Rohan oxygen bubble, a melee fight commences between Batman, Robin, and a lightsaber wielding Alfred vs. all of the other inhabitants of the bubble.
Outside the bubble, fights rage on as well. Kitana and Padawan Jimmy move against John Stewart and his Blue Lantern buddy, while Froggy Hancock battles with Killer Kroc. Black Manta joins Piranhacon in his battle against the seven of the original nine Seaworms who are still fiercely attacking.
Black Manta blasts Seaworm #1 in its underbelly to take it out; but it takes nearly all of his firepower to do it. Seaworm #5 then swallows the Aquaman villain whole; but Black manta makes sure to trigger a self-destruct before he dies and takes one more spice melange filled worm with him.
Back in the bubble: Robin analyzes Wormtongue as the biggest threat in the bubble and puts down a neck-shattering roundhouse kick to the psuedo-wizard before the battle really even begins. Alfred throws down some sick fencing moves and puts Merry and Pippin down pretty quick with his trusty lightsaber perfectly colored in British Racing Green. The old butler then meets his match though as he is beheaded by the blade and superior sword skills of Duncan Idaho. Batman drops his fight against the myriad number of Detroit athletes he is facing (The Bry, Paul, and Barry Sanders are already down for the count). Batman then engages with Idaho in a well-matched fight that ends with Batman gaining the upper hand and finishing the Ginaz Swordmaster off with a choke hold that he cannot escape. All this, while Robin delivers a birdarang to the eye of Gollum and then breaks the stick of Steve Yzerman in one fluid motion. Robin picks up the two ends of the broken stick and shoves them into the hearts of both Tim and Steve. The Incredibles are formulating a plan to take out the Caped Crusaders while Eowyn begins battling Batman, with Tramm attempting to attack Robin; but at this point, the Q Continuum sees the futility of this whole Bubble Exercise and they simply use their minds to break the ring of Blue Lantern #1 causing the water to kill the lantern as well as those residing in the bubble.
John Stewart blasts Frog Suit Kitana, cuz we're just kinda doin a Green Lantern > Girls thing today; but before Stewart can take out his wrath on Jimmy the Padawan, the Young Q Member known as q, gets a little upitty and decides that he wants to test his powers against a green and blue lantern. Kid q, swims in and goes all cosmic explosion on John Stewart and Blue Lantern #2 as they all join each other in death. Speaking of joining in death, the battle between Hancock and Killer Kroc has been a brawl for the ages. Hancock is moving good with his Frog Suit and is stronger than his opponent; but Kroc is pretty strong himself and still has the edge in this setting. Kroc bites down on the Froggy throat of Hancock just as Hancock pounds his mighty fists into the side of Kroc's neck. Both of their necks break as they move towards the lifeless bottom of the Planet Core.
The Nubian Planet Core is filled with blood, death, and destruction. Enough so, that the remaining members of the Q Continuum decide that this has reached a level of too much carnage and that they must intervene and truly end this match. They deliberate over it for a few hours and decide that the lives of the Seaworms must be extinguished. They begin to move in that direction and when they arrive, they get there just in time to see the battered , dented, but very much still functioning Piranhacon finish off the very last of the Seaworms. Even without their cosmic interference.
Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions are The Seacons, Black Manta, Killer Kroc, Batman, Robin, Alfred (w/ a green lightsaber), Hal Jordan, White Lantern Kyle Raynor, The Q Continuum: Q, Q2, Lady Q, q, Colonel Q, and Quinn, Kitana (in a Frog Suit), Yaddle, and Jedi Padawan #1 (in a Penguin Suit).
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOMIES!! It's the Neonizzle Mizzle POH-Gizzle here to drown your mind with some aquatic madness. I mean, Ima be straight with you and say that some of the deets might not be that accurate considering where I'll be watching from, cuz I don't swim; so needless to say: I keep my Neon butt out the lake.
Alan Trammell takes a leadership role for The Striders as they are all dropped in to the Planet Core, and by leadership role, I mostly mean that he is drowning better than most of his teammates who, like him cannot breathe underwater. Luckily for The Striders, they have a veteran green lantern on their squad who can work an OA Ring like he was ringing a bell. John Stewart creates an energy coated water-free oxygen bubble and grabs several of the Rohan Striders before they drown. Namely Tramm, Tim, Paul, Steve, The Bry, Merry, Pippin, Wormtongue, Duncan Idaho, The Incredibles and Eowyn. A few of the Goblins made it into the bubble too, but nine of the thirteen drowned. The poor Fremen on the other hand drowned, well, actually most of them either suicided themselves or died of shock when they saw that much water. Growing up on a Desert Planet, nearly devoid of water they recognized themselves to be the worst possible play for this setting (too bad their owner didn't). Yaddle from the Barkley's squad drowned as well, but at least before hand she got to give some great words of wisdom to her Padawan Learner Jimmy (Padawan #1) who is protected by a Penguin Suit.
John Stewart first assigns the task of maintaining the oxygen bubble to Blue Lantern #1, while Blue Lantern #2 sticks close to Stewart to keep his green ring charged to 200%. Stewart then asks Hancock if he wants in on his energy oxygen bubble but; Hancock instead retorts colorfully: “DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED A GOD D*(&*( OXYGEN BUBBLE”?!!? Naw man, I'm tight on yo oxygen bubble, because the owner of our team put me in a *(_&*)^&(^&(* *)(*)(&^%^((*&*ing MARIO BROTHAS FROG SUIT!! I got powers on par with Superman, I went Round 1 in Season 2 the first time around, I got zero deaths, and my whole Mutha *&*(^$^%$%&* Fantasy Fantasy Career ahead of me and now I got to spend the entire thing within the confines of a Frog Suit. I'll be flying around the city IN A FROG SUIT, rockin the arctic IN A FROG SUIT. Forest Week, LEMME GRAB MY FROG SUIT. Time for the Play-Offs: IN AN EFFIN FROG SUIT. So, naw man, I'm good. I don't need no oxygen bubbles. I got a frog suit. I can hold my breath for like a year by the way; but I don't need to worry about that today. Cuz I gots a FROG SUIT”.
John Stewart begins to answer, but is once again interupted by Hancock......
“That poor pony over there sure coulda used a Frog Suit”. Hancock says angrily as he points to the carcass of Sam's pet pony Bill floating back up to the surface.
Tramm knew from the onset, that if his squad was going to have any chance that they were going to have to take out the big guns on The Turrible Decisions. The big guns meaning the Seacons, who have already merged to form Pirrahnacon, with Nautilator operating as their primary weapon. For this reason, The Striders have made sure that the sights of the mighty Seaworms were set directly on the Decepticon Water Gestatlt.
Odin, with his new White Lantern Ring is quite the force to be reckoned with. An amazing weapon assignment which almost makes up for Frog Suit Hancock. The god King of Asgard convenes with The Q Continuum over a few pints of ale in an attempt to end the match without so much bloodshed. The group realizes that the fight must continue; but Odin agrees to rack up a death and disappear under the powers of The Q Continuum as long as he can take a few others with him. Odin disappears into the great beyond with Quinn, who wishes for nothing more than to experience a mortal death, White Lantern Kyle Raynor, and Hal Jordan (but not before old Hal drops a big green energy bomb in the shape of “#metoo” on Capt. Marvel to take her out like it ain't no thang.
Batman, Robin, and Alfred are moving about the water in a roughly constructed bat-submarine. Bruce wishes he could have brought more vehicle to work with, but at least he was able to put something together with such short notice. Cyborg Superman rushes at the makeshift water vehicle, but Batman is able to blast the Kryptonian with an injector filled with his personal piece of Kryptonite befoe Hank is able to completely destroy their submersible. “Holy broken fish tank Batman”!! Robin yells as they realize that the vehicle is taking in water. Batman at that point makes the only move he can to keep his crew alive. He drives headlong into the oxygen bubble, breaking through the field and destroying his own ship. But now inside the Rohan oxygen bubble, a melee fight commences between Batman, Robin, and a lightsaber wielding Alfred vs. all of the other inhabitants of the bubble.
Outside the bubble, fights rage on as well. Kitana and Padawan Jimmy move against John Stewart and his Blue Lantern buddy, while Froggy Hancock battles with Killer Kroc. Black Manta joins Piranhacon in his battle against the seven of the original nine Seaworms who are still fiercely attacking.
Black Manta blasts Seaworm #1 in its underbelly to take it out; but it takes nearly all of his firepower to do it. Seaworm #5 then swallows the Aquaman villain whole; but Black manta makes sure to trigger a self-destruct before he dies and takes one more spice melange filled worm with him.
Back in the bubble: Robin analyzes Wormtongue as the biggest threat in the bubble and puts down a neck-shattering roundhouse kick to the psuedo-wizard before the battle really even begins. Alfred throws down some sick fencing moves and puts Merry and Pippin down pretty quick with his trusty lightsaber perfectly colored in British Racing Green. The old butler then meets his match though as he is beheaded by the blade and superior sword skills of Duncan Idaho. Batman drops his fight against the myriad number of Detroit athletes he is facing (The Bry, Paul, and Barry Sanders are already down for the count). Batman then engages with Idaho in a well-matched fight that ends with Batman gaining the upper hand and finishing the Ginaz Swordmaster off with a choke hold that he cannot escape. All this, while Robin delivers a birdarang to the eye of Gollum and then breaks the stick of Steve Yzerman in one fluid motion. Robin picks up the two ends of the broken stick and shoves them into the hearts of both Tim and Steve. The Incredibles are formulating a plan to take out the Caped Crusaders while Eowyn begins battling Batman, with Tramm attempting to attack Robin; but at this point, the Q Continuum sees the futility of this whole Bubble Exercise and they simply use their minds to break the ring of Blue Lantern #1 causing the water to kill the lantern as well as those residing in the bubble.
John Stewart blasts Frog Suit Kitana, cuz we're just kinda doin a Green Lantern > Girls thing today; but before Stewart can take out his wrath on Jimmy the Padawan, the Young Q Member known as q, gets a little upitty and decides that he wants to test his powers against a green and blue lantern. Kid q, swims in and goes all cosmic explosion on John Stewart and Blue Lantern #2 as they all join each other in death. Speaking of joining in death, the battle between Hancock and Killer Kroc has been a brawl for the ages. Hancock is moving good with his Frog Suit and is stronger than his opponent; but Kroc is pretty strong himself and still has the edge in this setting. Kroc bites down on the Froggy throat of Hancock just as Hancock pounds his mighty fists into the side of Kroc's neck. Both of their necks break as they move towards the lifeless bottom of the Planet Core.
The Nubian Planet Core is filled with blood, death, and destruction. Enough so, that the remaining members of the Q Continuum decide that this has reached a level of too much carnage and that they must intervene and truly end this match. They deliberate over it for a few hours and decide that the lives of the Seaworms must be extinguished. They begin to move in that direction and when they arrive, they get there just in time to see the battered , dented, but very much still functioning Piranhacon finish off the very last of the Seaworms. Even without their cosmic interference.
Better Than All of You Vs. The Super Orange Kitty Sisters
Better Than All of You is Dark Phoenix, Cosmic Spider-Man, Namor: The Sub-Mariner, The Sando Aqua Monster, Agamemnon & Juno, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Shipwreck, Sonny, TheN Shark (from Jaws 4), Duff McKagen in a Penguin Suit, Predator #1-15, Slimer, Red She-Hulk, Eeore, and Red Dragon #5.
The Super Orange Kitty Sisters are Abeloth, Ocean Master, Aqualad, Shockwave, Phibian #1-20, Aphrodite, Tomar Tu, The Protectobots, Queen Alien, Bubba Duck, Daisy Duck, Daffy Duck, Ttanus, Squirtle, Blastois, Agent #1 and Agent #2.
I, Joshatu The Incredible, even with my amazing intellect and superior story telling skills must admit that water matches, though integral in the functionality of The Fantasy Fantasy League, tend to be a bit boring. I never have, in my infinite wisdom ever figured out how to make one of these aquatic adventures into an exciting masterpiece. So, I will simply say from the onset before we (pardon the pun) dive into this match that both of these teams are excellent Hydro-Forces and their owners deserve praise for assembling them.
Betters Team Captain Namor, decided to euthanize Red Dragon #5 before the match started. In this bit of mercy, he thought it better to let the majestic creature die peacefully than drown in the bone-crushing depths of Naboo. Namor offered this same bit of mercy to Eeore, but the donkey simply replied: “It doesn't matter” and was thrust into the water with the rest of his squad.
Namor leads the charge for the Betters, while Ocean Master takes point for The Kitties. Dark Phoenix is using Cosmic Spider-Man as her own personal power vessel as she begins to unleash her power in the form of an eight-legged bird of prey; but she is cornered by the intense Force power of Abeloth. The cosmic Universe Destroyers (Shout out Old Man Parks and Conner) engulf each other and are blasted into infinity to continue their battle for all eternity.
Red She-Hulk took a deep breath right before the team was dropped into the Planet Core. She can hold her breath for a ridiculous amount of time, but she soon became winded after repeated blows to the mid-section by The Two Agents of the Matrix. The last thing She-Rulk saw was the apathetic body of Eeore being ripped apart in the massive undertow. The Agents seem fine in the water, as they are not at all human as they appear to be, but simply computer programs. They may be unaffected by the water, but they do not fare as well against the laser blast from the water-adapted lasgun cannons of the Cymek Titans Agamemnon and Juno.
Shipwreck is rocking an antiquated, but kinda nifty old diving suit from his ship and has teamed up with Slimer and Duff McKagen who is ecstatic to not only be in his new Penguin Suit, but to know that because of that suit, he has basically been solidified as a staple for The Better Than All of You Water Squad (job security for the win). Shipwreck, Duff, and their ghostly friend make short work of Daisy and Daffy Duck but have a little more trouble with Bubba and his wooden club. Squirtle and Blastois come in for some revenge and take out Shipwreck and Slimer with some serious water movement. Duff is able to escape their attacks for now.
Ocean Master and Aqualad join forces and engage in a pitched battle with Namor and The Creature From the Black Lagoon that would make Becks proud. They move through the rough waters with ease and grace. This battle is just beginning, so we will return to it later.
The Phibians surround Jaws, while a battle of mechanical menaces commences about one hundred yards away. Shockwave, Ttanus, and the Protectobots who have merged to form Defensor are squaring off against Agamemnon, Juno, and Sonny from I-Robot. The Queen Alien has no trouble moving about in the water, and her mortal enemies the Predators are doing well too, with their water suits specifically developed for hunting aquatic creatures. Aphrodite, is joined by Squirtle and his evolved form version Blastois as they take on perhaps the toughest combatant of all, the Sando Aqua Monster: who is sporting not only size, strength, and speed; but also home field advantage. The Sando Aqua Monster grabs the Pokemon, one in each fist and is at first repelled by the Mt. Olympus derived powers of Aphrodite's love. The enormous fish, winces in pain at first; but then bites the goddess in half while crushing the life out of Squirtle and Blastois. Fifteen Phibians and 4 Predators die in their battles against Jaws and The Queen Alien; but eventually the shark and the xenomorph are destoryed by sheer numbers. The survivors of the two skirmishes shift their attention to each other and seven more Predators go down before they manage to finish off the remaining five Phibians. Shockwave is the second casualty in the battle of robots, as he blasted apart by Cymek lasguns right after he crushes the artificial life out of Sonny despite his thicker than usual casing. Defensor manages to destory the casing which holds the human brain of Juno before a tactical nuke from Agamemnon extinguishes the spark of the Autobot Gestalt. Agamemnon does not have enough firepower to finish the fight though, as Ttanus puts his metallic dinosaur snout through the center of Agamemnon to expose his ancient human brain and finish him off. The Sando Aqua Monster rushes in dwarfing Ttanus in his weakened state to finish him off, while Tomar Tu rushes in to aid Ocean Master and Aqualad in their battle. Tomar Tu blasts The Creature From The Black Lagoon to pieces, while Namor gets Ocean Master in a headlock eventually snapping the neck of Aquaman's brother. Tomar Tu is then surrounded by the last four Predators (#1,3,7, & 9) and takes out #3 & 7 before he is skewered by the energy harpoons of the remaining two Alien Hunters. Aqualad blind sides Namor with a massive right hook in a rage after seeing his psuedo-uncle killed. Namor goes down hard, and Aqualad swims in fast to finish the job. Predator #9 gets in his way, but Aqualad dispatches him quickly and easily. Aqualad grabs a algae-coated boulder to crush Namor with, but before he can accomplish the task the angered Sando Aqua Monster swoops in and snatches Aqualad out of the water with his powerful jaws. The Sando Aqua Monster swallows Aqualad whole and then swims in an attacking motion towards his own teammate Namor. The massive monster stops his snout directly in the lap of Namor, who pets the top his head saying: “That's a good boy”.........
The Super Orange Kitty Sisters are Abeloth, Ocean Master, Aqualad, Shockwave, Phibian #1-20, Aphrodite, Tomar Tu, The Protectobots, Queen Alien, Bubba Duck, Daisy Duck, Daffy Duck, Ttanus, Squirtle, Blastois, Agent #1 and Agent #2.
I, Joshatu The Incredible, even with my amazing intellect and superior story telling skills must admit that water matches, though integral in the functionality of The Fantasy Fantasy League, tend to be a bit boring. I never have, in my infinite wisdom ever figured out how to make one of these aquatic adventures into an exciting masterpiece. So, I will simply say from the onset before we (pardon the pun) dive into this match that both of these teams are excellent Hydro-Forces and their owners deserve praise for assembling them.
Betters Team Captain Namor, decided to euthanize Red Dragon #5 before the match started. In this bit of mercy, he thought it better to let the majestic creature die peacefully than drown in the bone-crushing depths of Naboo. Namor offered this same bit of mercy to Eeore, but the donkey simply replied: “It doesn't matter” and was thrust into the water with the rest of his squad.
Namor leads the charge for the Betters, while Ocean Master takes point for The Kitties. Dark Phoenix is using Cosmic Spider-Man as her own personal power vessel as she begins to unleash her power in the form of an eight-legged bird of prey; but she is cornered by the intense Force power of Abeloth. The cosmic Universe Destroyers (Shout out Old Man Parks and Conner) engulf each other and are blasted into infinity to continue their battle for all eternity.
Red She-Hulk took a deep breath right before the team was dropped into the Planet Core. She can hold her breath for a ridiculous amount of time, but she soon became winded after repeated blows to the mid-section by The Two Agents of the Matrix. The last thing She-Rulk saw was the apathetic body of Eeore being ripped apart in the massive undertow. The Agents seem fine in the water, as they are not at all human as they appear to be, but simply computer programs. They may be unaffected by the water, but they do not fare as well against the laser blast from the water-adapted lasgun cannons of the Cymek Titans Agamemnon and Juno.
Shipwreck is rocking an antiquated, but kinda nifty old diving suit from his ship and has teamed up with Slimer and Duff McKagen who is ecstatic to not only be in his new Penguin Suit, but to know that because of that suit, he has basically been solidified as a staple for The Better Than All of You Water Squad (job security for the win). Shipwreck, Duff, and their ghostly friend make short work of Daisy and Daffy Duck but have a little more trouble with Bubba and his wooden club. Squirtle and Blastois come in for some revenge and take out Shipwreck and Slimer with some serious water movement. Duff is able to escape their attacks for now.
Ocean Master and Aqualad join forces and engage in a pitched battle with Namor and The Creature From the Black Lagoon that would make Becks proud. They move through the rough waters with ease and grace. This battle is just beginning, so we will return to it later.
The Phibians surround Jaws, while a battle of mechanical menaces commences about one hundred yards away. Shockwave, Ttanus, and the Protectobots who have merged to form Defensor are squaring off against Agamemnon, Juno, and Sonny from I-Robot. The Queen Alien has no trouble moving about in the water, and her mortal enemies the Predators are doing well too, with their water suits specifically developed for hunting aquatic creatures. Aphrodite, is joined by Squirtle and his evolved form version Blastois as they take on perhaps the toughest combatant of all, the Sando Aqua Monster: who is sporting not only size, strength, and speed; but also home field advantage. The Sando Aqua Monster grabs the Pokemon, one in each fist and is at first repelled by the Mt. Olympus derived powers of Aphrodite's love. The enormous fish, winces in pain at first; but then bites the goddess in half while crushing the life out of Squirtle and Blastois. Fifteen Phibians and 4 Predators die in their battles against Jaws and The Queen Alien; but eventually the shark and the xenomorph are destoryed by sheer numbers. The survivors of the two skirmishes shift their attention to each other and seven more Predators go down before they manage to finish off the remaining five Phibians. Shockwave is the second casualty in the battle of robots, as he blasted apart by Cymek lasguns right after he crushes the artificial life out of Sonny despite his thicker than usual casing. Defensor manages to destory the casing which holds the human brain of Juno before a tactical nuke from Agamemnon extinguishes the spark of the Autobot Gestalt. Agamemnon does not have enough firepower to finish the fight though, as Ttanus puts his metallic dinosaur snout through the center of Agamemnon to expose his ancient human brain and finish him off. The Sando Aqua Monster rushes in dwarfing Ttanus in his weakened state to finish him off, while Tomar Tu rushes in to aid Ocean Master and Aqualad in their battle. Tomar Tu blasts The Creature From The Black Lagoon to pieces, while Namor gets Ocean Master in a headlock eventually snapping the neck of Aquaman's brother. Tomar Tu is then surrounded by the last four Predators (#1,3,7, & 9) and takes out #3 & 7 before he is skewered by the energy harpoons of the remaining two Alien Hunters. Aqualad blind sides Namor with a massive right hook in a rage after seeing his psuedo-uncle killed. Namor goes down hard, and Aqualad swims in fast to finish the job. Predator #9 gets in his way, but Aqualad dispatches him quickly and easily. Aqualad grabs a algae-coated boulder to crush Namor with, but before he can accomplish the task the angered Sando Aqua Monster swoops in and snatches Aqualad out of the water with his powerful jaws. The Sando Aqua Monster swallows Aqualad whole and then swims in an attacking motion towards his own teammate Namor. The massive monster stops his snout directly in the lap of Namor, who pets the top his head saying: “That's a good boy”.........
Sunday, April 7, 2019
Be Gentle it's My First Time vs. George Washington's House Elves
BGMFT: Mako w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Walro, Dolph, Octavia, Lorca, Bronc, Angel, Gupp, Steppenwolf, Zilla, Gooberfish #1, Namorita, Kratos, Hun-Gurr, Rippersnapper, Blot, Sinnertwin, Cutthroat, Cindersaur, Beerus God of Destruction, Carnage, Granny Goodness, Bernadeth, Stompa, Gillotina, Mad Harriet, Lashina, Chuck Norris w/ Penguin Suit, Halo Ring
GWHE: Qui-Gon Jinn w/ Frog Suit, Seaworm #1, Black Bolt, Medusa, Karnak, Gorgon, Triton, Crystal, Lockjaw, Maximus the Mad, The Unspoken, Bizarro Superman, Godzilla, Iron Man, Ajax, Orion, Mangy Mouse, Donald Duck, Scrooge McDuck, Huey, Luey, Duey, Lion-o
Let’s take a dip in the water where we see…TWO Godzillas?? Oh, I see, looks like on legal technicalities they’re different (they’re the exact same). Either way, they start a huge battle where they just attack forever neither gaining an advantage for they’re equally matched. Due to they’re destruction; Donald Duck, Scrooge McDuck, Huey, Luey, Duey, Cindersaur, Cutthroat, Sinnertwin, Bronc, and Gupp all get vaporized by an atomic ray.
Meanwhile, Namorita uses her ability to go invisible underwater to sneak behind enemy lines. She then secretes acid on Iron Man and Ajax, instantly destroying their robotic suits. House Elves quickly realizing that they’ve been flanked turn to see what’s happening. This distracts them long enough for Gooberfish #1 to attack at the front, but just as it is about to eat Qui-Gon Jinn, Seaworm #1 eats the Gooberfish easily. Sorry bud, there’s always a bigger fish. Namorita sneaks away to murky shadows.
Black Bolt, even though he rarely speaks, lets out the loudest screech he’s ever spoke which instantly tears apart the Female Furies but at the same time deafening everyone for a short period. Chuck Norris quickly recovers due to his powers of...being Chuck Norris, and maneuvers his way through the water with the help of his penguin suit towards Black Bolt. Before he can yell out again, Chuck Norris snaps Black Bolt’s neck. The rest of the inhumans are outraged, seeing their leader fall, and attack Chuck Norris but not before the surviving Tiger Sharks come to his aid. Crystal, in the background, able to control water and air removes all oxygen from Chuck Norris’ surroundings making him suffocate. The Tiger Sharks with the help of Steppenwolf make quick work of the Inhumans brutally killing all of them.
Bizarro Superman, watching his teammates getting slaughtered, heat visions Steppenwolf and one punches him into space unintentionally right through the Halo Ring causing catastrophic damage and the end of Steppenwolf. Then another Atomic Ray goes off right through the Halo Ring which puts an end to the useless ship in space for a battle happening underwater. Bizarro Superman then goes back to finish off the Tiger Sharks, but realizes they mean nothing to him and that he needs to take care of Beerus who has been carefully watching the whole battle. They stare each other down from afar, neither making the first move, so they just stand there for a long time as destruction happens around them.
Granny Goodness has been making good use of her time since her warriors are dead, she is able to convince the remaining Terrorcons, Tiger Sharks, and Carnage to fight for her through her use of persuasion. Seeing her master’s son on the opposing team, Orion, she knows his every weakness. Sending her new minions after him, they attempt to take him down but the Tiger Sharks except for Mako and his Yellow Lantern Ring are overwhelmed and easily destroyed by his brute force strength. Mangy Mouse, a super mouse?, soon comes to help Orion. They’re combined powers is too much for the 3 Terrorcons and get ripped to spare parts. Granny Goodness enraged at the failure of her new minions decides to take care of Orion herself, as Namorita comes back out of the shadows and steps on Mangy Mouse crushing the powerful little creature. Namorita soon paralyzes Orion with her toxin allowing Granny Goodness to go crazy on the unmoving god. distracted by beating the pulp out of Orion, she doesn’t realize Qui-Gon Jinn Come behind her and with one swipe, slices her in two.
Now Carnage, who didn’t attack on Goodness’ earlier command, attaches to Qui-Gon Jinn taking him as a host body and taking complete control over his actions. Carnage now with a lightsaber, sees the large Seaworm coming right at him and makes a skillful step to the side, barely missing getting eaten. As the Seaworm passes, Carnage drags his new saber through the whole side of the body of the beast. While this is occuring, Kratos, God of War, notices Lion-o and attacks violently towards him with haste. Before kratos reaches Lion-o, they both stop and realize Beerus and Bizarro Superman are making steps towards each other. They watch together in awe of what may happen. Beerus, God of Destruction, slowly walks up to his foe eye to eye, only a couple feet from each other. Beerus makes a swift punch that Bizarro Superman makes no move to stop, thinking it cannot harm his invulnerable kryptonian body, what a mistake. Beerus decided to go with his max strength on this punch which was so powerful it instantly vaporized the entire planet and surrounding solar system, killing all located in it.
Looking at the few remain of his destruction, Beerus notices another alive. It seems Mako used his Yellow Lantern Ring to create a bubble around him, and it held due to him having such an immense fear of Beerus’ power. Beerus then noticed a partial piece of an S from Bizarro Superman’s suit, of course somehow a piece of the suit survives.
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