It seems as though Watcher D (commonly referred to as Nickatu) is being accused of passing on some of the incalculable cosmic power possessed by all Watchers to the human member of The Right Wing known as Nick Houslander. I have done much research on this human and have come to the conclusion that Vader & The B-3 squad are correct about some things but not others. About Nick not being tough or cool in any way shape or form, I must side with the Backyardigans. But the idea that Nick would do something right in the presence of a woman is completely ridiculous. As for assessing Nick Houslander with a death, I would not go against what the cosmos have decided in this epic match, nor will I punish The Right Wing, as they have been a perfect example of class since the very beginning of The FFL. As for removing deaths from Belle or any of the Backyardigans, let me think about that for a second................ How about YEAH RIGHT! Personally I can't wait until those ra-tards are rotting away on the Graveyard, so the entire idea of removing deaths from them is ridiculous. With that being said Nickatu will be suspended from all match writing idefinitely (but not to last longer than 6 months). I apologize for the controversy, but not even the all powerful comissioner can Watch the Watchers.
Sincerely
-Josh the Commish
Friday, July 17, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Week 3: Consolation Match - B3 v Right Wing: Formal Charges Filed
Vader: Please be advised that after further discussion with my owner, we believe it necessary to file a Formal Complaint against Watcher Nickatu and The Right Wing. The charges to be filed are as follows:
1. Breach of Contract: Nickatu clearly breached his contract with the League because of his abhorrent "watching" of the relevant match. Due to this breach, as well as the charges filed below, we are requesting the Commissioner suspend him from further "watching" functions (except for the Bar-B-Q) until January 1, 2010.
2. Breach of Fiduciary Duty: As a Watcher, Nickatu is to be an unbiased observer of the matches presented to him. It is clear from the match's outcome that the results were unscrupulously erroneous, as well as Nick's persona being immensely fabricated. Thus, Nickatu acted as a conduit for his "human" self and not in the best interests of the match, and more importantly, the league. Shame on him!!!
3. Fraud and/or Misrepresenation: Nick is a p#$$y, pure and simple. He is not a shotgun toting weapon of mass destruction that he was represented to be in the match by Nickatu. Further, Nick would not treat Belle as he did- a piece of a$$ as hot as that- - no way. She would have his tiny genitalia wrapped around her finger.
4. Civil Conspiracy: It is clear that a conspiracy has taken place in the FFL; the parties being The Right Wing, Nick Houslander and Nickatu. As such, we will be requesting punitive damages (Nick suffering an additional death - which would have occurred had the match been written properly) and exemplary damages (the deaths of Pablo and Belle not being counted- lives restored). Given the grievous nature of the transaction which has occurred, it is only fair.
On behalf of B3, we are requesting a formal written response from the Commissioner to address all of the above points of conern.
Thank you.
-Vader
1. Breach of Contract: Nickatu clearly breached his contract with the League because of his abhorrent "watching" of the relevant match. Due to this breach, as well as the charges filed below, we are requesting the Commissioner suspend him from further "watching" functions (except for the Bar-B-Q) until January 1, 2010.
2. Breach of Fiduciary Duty: As a Watcher, Nickatu is to be an unbiased observer of the matches presented to him. It is clear from the match's outcome that the results were unscrupulously erroneous, as well as Nick's persona being immensely fabricated. Thus, Nickatu acted as a conduit for his "human" self and not in the best interests of the match, and more importantly, the league. Shame on him!!!
3. Fraud and/or Misrepresenation: Nick is a p#$$y, pure and simple. He is not a shotgun toting weapon of mass destruction that he was represented to be in the match by Nickatu. Further, Nick would not treat Belle as he did- a piece of a$$ as hot as that- - no way. She would have his tiny genitalia wrapped around her finger.
4. Civil Conspiracy: It is clear that a conspiracy has taken place in the FFL; the parties being The Right Wing, Nick Houslander and Nickatu. As such, we will be requesting punitive damages (Nick suffering an additional death - which would have occurred had the match been written properly) and exemplary damages (the deaths of Pablo and Belle not being counted- lives restored). Given the grievous nature of the transaction which has occurred, it is only fair.
On behalf of B3, we are requesting a formal written response from the Commissioner to address all of the above points of conern.
Thank you.
-Vader
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