Week 8 Democracy : Luna Kittens vs Misunderstood Midget Tards

Midgets: Gabby Kinny w/ Speed Ring,  Mighty Mousette, The Wendigo w/ Yellow Lantern Ring,  Duncan Idaho Ghola #5 w/ Purple and Red Double Lightsaber, Smurf #1-10, Ewok #1-10, Powerglide, Devcon, and Kyle Rittenhouse w/ Red Lightsaber. 

Kittens: Jesse Quick,  HR, Killer Frost, Joe West, Vibe, Iris West, Firestorm, Finich O'Dare w/ Trident, Argent, Jyn Erso, Tigress, and Odysseus.

Consortium Week 8: Dinomites vs Popeyes

Popeyes; Team a: Mr. Mxyzplk, Earth 2 Superman w/Blue Lantern Ring (4 Death), White Lantern Batman (4 Death), Voldemort w/Yellow Lantern Ring (4 Death), Red Dragon #5 (4 Death)

Dinomites : Team b: Darkseid, General Zod w/ Red lantern ring (4 death), Dark Supergirl (4 death), Chief Chirpa w/ tanooki suit, Wicket w/ Racoon Leaf, Paploo w/ Vibranium Suit, Ewok Warrior, Ewok Scout w/ frog suit, and a Rebel Soldier in an ATST.

Week 7: Striders of Rohan vs Dinomites

 The Striders: Abeloth, Moff Gideon w/ Dark Saber, Bo Katan, Koska Reeves, Stormtroopers #1a and #2a (Both 4 Death) in AT-ST, Cara Dune, Greef Karga, Death Troopers #1a and #2a (Both 4 Death) in Land Master, IG Bounty Hunter (4 Death) in an  X-Wing, the Armorer, Visas Marr, Scorpion, The Gladiator, Warpath, Ultraman (4 Death)

The Dinomites: Avatar Aang w/ Indigo, Green, Blue, and Yellow Lantern Rings, Captain Marvel w/ Star Sapphire Ring, Jango Fett (4 Death), The Fantastic Four: Mr Fantastic, Invisible Woman, The Thing, The Human Torch, Sandtrooper #7-10 on Dewback #7-10, Yakone, Nazgul #8 and Mordor Horse, Kit Fisto, Nightwing w/ Green Lightsaber and Green Lantern Ring, Rebel Soldiers #8, #9, and #11 (All 4 Death)

Both teams started the battle opposite each other in a large canyon. Shots were immediately exchanged and the fighters began to seek cover. Ultraman blitzed down the valley and lasered Yakone, as the Dinomites struggled to damage him, but Captain Marvel and Avatar Aang met him. In the ensuing dust up, Ultraman bodied Captain Marvel but using his immense power Aang was able to take him down.

The AT-ST was laying down serious fire and took out all the Sandtroopers and Dewbacks. This made it possible for Dune, Karga, and the death troopers to ride up and kick some ass. They began dumping shots into the Fantastic Four. They were able to kill Invisible Woman and began laying into the Thing. The Human Torched proceeded to torch their ride though and the Death Troopers both burned up. The AT-ST hit the thing, reducing him to sand, as if Tatooine needed more. Mr Fantastic grabbed both Cara and Greef from cover and the Rebel Soldiers finished them off.

Jango Fett landed on top of the AT-ST, popped a grenade down the hatch and flew away as it exploded, but was tackled mid-air by Bo Katan. When he stood up, Moff Gideon, Bo Katan, and Koska were surrounding him. Jango Fett didn't put up wit no pretenders though and tested the other mandalorians immediately with a furious attack. Bo dodged his attack, but Koska was too slow. Gideon lunged forward but was easy to evade for the trained bounty hunter. Backup arrived for both sides with Kit Fisto and Nightwing for Jango and Visas Marr, and The Armorer for Gideon and Bo. 

Fisto and Marr duked it out and Marr was victorious. Nightwing fought with Katan against Jango Fett. Jango fought his best and managed to kill Bo Katan, but Nightwing finally bested him with the power of the Ring and his Lightsaber. Nightwing went on to take down The Armorer, before Gideon struck from behind.

I bet you are asking yourself, what has the Gladiator been up to all this time? Or maybe you aren’t, I don't know. But he was sneaking around the battlefield and came upon the three rebel soldiers, unbeknownst to them. He proceeded to slice and dice the three soldiers before they knew what happened. Nazgul #8 let out a screech and charged on its horse. But this is the Gladiator, Maximus Decimus Meridius, who is not to be fooked with. He easily cuts down the Nazguls horse, leading to an intense 1 on 1. We will check back in with this in a moment, but what's that over there?

It's Mr Fantastic and The Human Torch and they are messing shit up. Mad at the loss of their teammates they begin dustin fools, well more so making them extra crispy. They get Gideon, Visas Marr, and Scorpion for a nice three piece meal (w/ a biscuit). Warpath pulls up wanting their smoke and starts beating down the two. The IG Bounty Hunter, who has been vibing to his techno, performs a pass over and lays into Mr. Fantastic, but the Human Torch lands a hit sending the X-Wing spiraling down towards the surface. Warpath and the Human Torch stand opposite and it doesn't seem like there is much hope for either of them. Avatar Aang shows up and easily takes down Warpath. But now with the numbers looking thin, Abeloth appears to fight the Avatar. The Human Torch can do little to help him as Abeloth is leagues beyond his power. 

From atop the ridge IG-11, who crawled from the wreckage, takes out the human torch with his inhuman accuracy, but Aang uses earth bending to crush what remains of the droid whilst fighting Abeloth. Aang tries many different combinations of bending and lantern powers to defeat Abeloth, but she is able to evade or defend against them. Using all the Rings and all his bending he is able to defeat Abeloth, but he then falls to the ground.

Back at the Gladiator fight, Nazgul #8 is letting out horrific screeches with each attack in an attempt to throw him off. Maximus doesn't back down from nothing and he defeats Nazgul #8. Walking in the battlefield he looks upon all the carnage and destruction. Aang didn’t want to kill Maximus and offered him a chance to walk away from this battle if he conceded. Since all the Gladiator ever wanted was to go home after a long battle he agreed.

Consortium Week 7: House Elves vs Sith AIDS

House Elves: Ben Kenobi, Soundwave (with all the tapes: Rumble,Frenzy,Ravage,Laserbeak,Buzzsaw,Ratbat,Wingthing,Squawktalk,Beastbox,Glit,Enemy,Howlback,Garboil,Overkill & Slugfest), Omnius, Ron Weasely, Predi-Alien, Enfys Nest (with power staff), Captain Panaka, Finn, Qui Gonn Jinn, Sebulba, Embo, Jar Jar Binks, Batgirl (Cassandra CAin), Sandworm #6-10,Dothraki #2-6 (all with 4 deaths, all riding Dothraki Horses

Sith AIDS: Star killer, Razorclaw, Divebomb, Headstrong, Rampage, Tantrum, Pod racer Anakin(4 deaths), 1-10 baby sandworms, Gnaw, Dinobot, Birdbrain(4 deaths), Brittleback(4 deaths), Icepick(4 deaths), Scowl(4 deaths), Slog(4 deaths), Wildfly(4 deaths), Chop shop, Venom, Ransack, Maxima, and Amon.

S12 W7 - C Bark vs The Short Ones

Charles Barkley’s Turrible Decisions are: Nurgle The Plague Lord, Ludwig Von Koopa, Mike Tyson (last life), Khal Drogo, All Might, Crimmel, Jill Stein, Shinobi and his dog (last lives), Dr. McCoy, Uhura, Data, Scotty, Odo, Nog, Hannukah Harry, Belle and The Beast, Hotspot (last life), Groove (last life), The Vampire Lestat, Shrek (last life), Donkey (last life), Jotaro Kujo, Joseph Joestar, Mohammad Avdol, Jean-Pierre Polnareff, Noriaki Kakyoin, Iggy The Fool, DIO, Oingo, Boingo, Pet Shop, Hol Horse, Gene Ween, Dean Ween, Jedi Padawans #4-7

The Midgets are: -Yoda (w/ The White Lantern Ring & Dwarf Ring #5), Chian, Darth Maul (w/ The Orange Lantern Ring & The Darksaber), Tyrrion Lannister (w/ Dwarf Ring #1), The Last Ronin (TMNT), Hermes, The Wendigo, Nightsister Zombie, Talia, Nightsister Initiate, Tracks, Stilgar, Duncan Idaho Ghola #5, Quasar, Sand Bender #1-2, Zombie Hammer Bros.

Jill Stein screamed passionately to the onlookers from her soapbox. She referenced the harsh Tatooine climate as an example of what happens to a planet when you do not take care of climate change early. The crowd erupts in applause when her skull caves in from a dead shot from Zombie Hammer Bro.

Darth Maul with a Darksaber… come on now. He made his way through the Star Trek crew and Crimmell with ease. But Mike Tyson was getting annoyed with all that flipping around and didnt think that’s how a man should fight. But Mike ain’t so bright, While he was able to kill Sith Lord, his hands were riddled with wounds from the horns on his head. Mike survived the fight, but eventually succumbed to heat exhaustion and dehydration as he wandered the desert looking for “Thum bamdays” to put on his cuts.

Khal Drogo who is very much used to the climate attempted to best Stilgar and the Ghola of Duncan Idaho. But the Fremen and the Copy of the Atreides Swordmaster were able to best the Dothraki leader. Shinobi, along with Beast, Shrek and Donkey, were able to defeat the Dune duo in revenge. Shrek and Beast wrestled them to the ground while Donkey kicked their skulls in. The effort was 

Sandbender 1 & 2 rode on the back of Tracks and created a sandstorm from hell that blinded both friend and foe. Several minutes passed, and the sounds of metal smashing against metal, screams of agonizing pain and last cries for help were all that could be heard inside this whirling cyclone of sand. Even if you could manage to open your eyes without them being ripped to shreds, the sand was so thick, you could only see a few feet in front of you. Each combatant waited blindly in the storm, for their date with death.

When the dust settled, Yoda and Tyrrion Lannister stood back to back, with sword and saber drawn, waiting for any remaining signs of movement. Their long shadows cast by the setting suns punctuated the landscape that contained only the corpses of both remaining teams. The bodies lay scattered, slowly being consumed by the sand in the shifting wind.

Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins Vs. TEAM

 Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins are Grand Master Luke Skywalker, Poggle the Lesser in a Geonosian Starship, Sun Fac in a Geonosian Starship, R2-D2, C-3PO, Indiana Jones, Henry Jones Sr., Ahsoka Tano (Fulcrum), Captain Rex, John Stewart (w/ a blue lantern ring), Black Lantern Dr. Manhattan, The Sentry, Ethan Hunt (w/ a Indigo Lantern Ring), & Orc #49-50.

TEAM is God Emperor Leto II, Leto II, General Grevious, Magnaguard Droid #1-2, Wolverine, Non, Neo, Morg, Jet Li, George Lucas (w/ a Force Saber), Mandalorian Clan Leader Adam Hernandez w/ Mandalorians Kate Hernandez, Jackson Hernandez, & Eric Gilson, Mike Geney:  Jedi Knight, & Hammer Bros. #5.

As The God Emperor Leto II quickly takes over the Jundland Wastes territory of Tatooine and TEAM's troops fortify a position all of the way to Anchorhead with perfect military precision, The Assassins remain calm and safe in a small outcropping that Luke had remembered from his childhood that he knew would suit their needs as a base of operations.  As the squad awaits the proper time for attack, some of the AAA Crew begin to converse with one another.  Ethan Hunt approaches the two Orcs who are off by themselves, and says:  "I'm sorry guys, it seems I don't even know your names".

"I Orc #49.  This Orc #50".

"No.  Your real names My Friends".  Says Ethan.

"I Mornock.  This Grimtug.  No one ever asks real names.  We commons.  We Assassins tho.  We here to fight for cause of winning".  Says Orc #49.

The two Orcs never knew how to be actual friends with their teammates and were more than honored when Ethan Hunt even got Luke and Ahsoka to come over and introduce themselves.  The Force Users apologized for having never spoken with the Orcs before, who had assumed that the human-looking creatures of the team hated them the same way mutual, unspoken hatred existed on Middle Earth where they had originated.  Lastly, after hands had been shaken and friendships forged over the looming idea of intense battle upon them; Ethan Hunt noticed Grimtug, the quieter of the two orcs eyeing the shiny ring on his finger.  

Ethan speaks:  "That's my Indigo Ring.  I never have been able to do much with it, other than a little flying around.  Wanna see it"??  Ethan asks as he takes off the ring and hands it to Grimtug.

The Orc's eyes light up and his friend Mornack speaks for his speechless fellow Orc.  "Where we come from, there are rings so powerful that they can dominate entire armies".  

Grimtug attempts to take the ring off of his finger; but he cannot.  Ethan Hunt seems surprised; but not angry as he never much liked the ring.  Ahsoka nods to Luke and Luke says what they are both thinking.  "We Assassins of Acrobatic Ahsoka chose that ring for Ethan; but the ring has chosen you Grimtug.  It will not leave your finger until it serves its purpose and this match comes to an end one way or another".

  "The Ring chose you Grimtug"........  Are the words that keep going in and out of the Orc's mind as they all exit the cave as a unit and the battle begins.....

Both of the two team leaders, Jedi Master Luke and God Emperor Leto rush to the forefront of their squads and lead by example into the fray.  Similar feelings rush through their heads as they begin the charge.  Bittersweet reminiscing is brought into the forefront of their inter-laid thoughts as they move through the dunes of Tatooine at super human speeds.  The two leaders avoid each other; but by no means do they stay away from tough opponents.  The God Emperor senses a vision of a Golden Path similar and almost equal in depth to that of his own deep within the black lantern coated mind of Dr. Manhattan.  The Emperor of the Known Universe must possess all or he possesses nothing when it comes to the knowledge of the universe.  The massive form of Leto leaps from the dunes and swallows Manhattan whole, consuming not just the man but the knowledge as well.  Grand Master Luke rushes in towards the person he senses to be the best melee fighter amongst the TEAMmembers.  Mike Geney ignites his lightsaber with his homeboy Hammer Bros. #5 on his six.  Luke rolls through the two of them quickly and finds himself face to face with another combatant.  "I think you were looking for me Bub".  Wolverine says as he pops his claws with "snikt".  Skywalker uses his gift of prescient foresight to gaze into the scary mind of his opponent and asks him the simple question:  "Shall I call you Logan, Weapon X"??  "No.  WOLVERINE" Wolvie screams as he begins his beserker rage attack on the Jedi Master.  A pitched battle commences where Luke is doubly surprised to see that his lightsaber will not cut through the adamantium claws of Logan, nor were the body hits proving fatal.  The fight rages on for quite some time  before Wolverine goes in for the kill attempting to slice deep into the chest of Luke; but the Jedi uses his superior speed to flip over top of the mutant, landing in the perfect spot to swing his saber at the neck and remove Wolverine of his head.  Luke Force pushes the body and the head far away from each other just in case so as not to risk a healing factor rejoining of the two.

 Morg takes flight and attempts to attack the two larger Geonosian Starfighters which are running a Delta attack pattern in search of sky-worthy TEAMmembers.  The Geonosians begin unloading weaponry onto the former Herald of Galactus; but they find they are doing very little damage.  Morg lands back on the ground and takes on a defensive position, when Luke orders Threepio to radio up to the Geonosians ordering them to eject before their ships take more damage and they can't.  They come back over the radio in their foreign tongue, causing Skywalker to yell at his droid:  "You know I don't speak Geonosian Threepio, WHAT DID THEY SAY"??  Threepio retorts:  "I am afraid Master Luke that they will not be following your order".  "They can't take that guy alone.  WHAT DID THEY SAY"??  The Jedi Master asks again.  "They said sir Luke, the only thing that can hurt that guy in these ships is these ships.....  VIVA Assassins".  Just as Threepio's translation comes through, R2 begins making noise to show his friends that their Geonosian Allies have gone full kamikaze, crashing their ships directly into Morg, causing the Cosmic powerhouse to join them in death.  

 John Stewart already had a mastery of green lantern usage, before he was gifted his blue lantern ring in addition.  With this knowledge he has optimized the power by using the blue ring simply for defensive aura protection and flight, while the blue ring automatically powers up the green ring to 200%.  That is now 200% ring power that he can use as sheer raw energy.  John flies in fast, with his fellow Assassin The Sentry alongside him, when they are met by Neo and Non.  Many wonder if The Sentry with his incalculable strength and power set could possibly take a Kryptonian such as Superman in a one on one fight.  Maybe his upcoming fight with Non will help answer that.  As the two special needs powerhouses square off, we know that Non may not be Superman's equal in all things; but when it comes to strength and durability he is.  Non is able to withstand the flurry of attacks from The Sentry and then with a well aimed brutal hand clap to the head, stuns the Sentry and opens him up to vicious neck breaking assault.  John Stewart is in the beginning stages of his battle with Neo, when he turns his attention to who he believes is the strongest combatant before him.  Stewart unleashes the full power of his green ring on the Kryptonian brute, leaving nothing but a skeleton in his wake.  But Neo does not let that move go unpunished.  He hits Stewart with a flurry of Kung Fu moves that leave both Stewart's rings and his body shattered.  

Adam Hernandez leads his Clan Quartet through the air on their jetpacks, when they drop a handful of thermal detonators over R2 and 3PO turning them into spare parts.  

Henry Jones Jr. & Sr. are taken off guard by the quick moving Jet Li, who knocks them both to the ground.  Jet flips forward delivering a series of moves that result in a broken back and neck of the elderly Henry Jones.  Jet then flips backwards with Indy's stolen whip in his hand.  "You might need this if you want to fight me"  Li exclaims to Jones who is still on the ground.  "Or not".  Indy replies as he pulls out his revolver and plants two .45 Long Colts in Jet Li's chest.  

Ahsoka and Rex move in quickly towards General Grevious; but his two Magnaguard Protectors jump out in front of him.  Rex lays down a suppressing fire on the droids while Ahsoka ignites her dual white sabers and moves in towards Grevious.  Her two lightsabers clash with the General's four as the guards once again leap in and disrupt the skirmish.  Grevious backs off, while Ahsoka slashes one of the guards in half, the other droid moves in to fill the slot, but Rex blasts the droid with a plethora of perfectly aimed shots from his twin blaster pistols.  Grevious then knocks Ahsoka to the ground, while she cuts off one of his arm appendages.  Grevious then moves back towards Capt. Rex delivering a swift metal kick to the heart of the Clone Officer.  Ahsoka sacrifices her two sabers by throwing them at Grevious in an attempt to save Rex; but the wounds were already fatal.  She lay there weaponless as the damaged Grevious moves towards Fulcrum; but Rex with his dying breath tosses his Commander his pistol which Ahsoka catches and uses to blast Grevious in the heart uncivilized Kenobi style.  

George Lucas in his advanced age is having a little trouble with the heavy backpack style of The Force Saber; but is definitely enjoying the power it wields.  He and the teenage Leto II move in towards the two Orcs to do battle; but Ethan Hunt joins the skirmish as well.  Lucas swings his lightsaber with a Form 5 style but Mornack and Grimtug are much more concerned with the swift moving Leto II who moves about the desert with flawless precision.  Leto pulls his crysknife; but before he can use it, Ethan leaps into the fray and kicks it from his hand.  The heir to the throne of Arrakis goes blow for blow with Ethan Hunt for a few rounds; but is able to slit the throat of the IMF Agent before he disappears back into the dunes.  The two orcs dispatch George Lucas before approaching Ethan Hunt saying:  "You save us.  Why you risk yourself for save of two Orcs"??  Hunt answers with his dying breath  "That's what friends are for Mornack and don't forget Grimtug....  The.  Ring.  Chose.  You.".........

With the long and bloody Round One coming to an end, the remaining members of both squads form up and prepare for the final showdown that will bring this match to a close.  

God Emperor Leto II leaps from the dunes and crushes Dr. Jones who realized quickly that whips and six shooters would not be of use here.  Luke does his best to hold back anger as he sees his squad member who looks amazingly like his brother in law go down, while he is being attacked by the much younger version of that worm.  Leto II has incredible foot work in the sand; but the Jedi Master born and raised here on Tatooine moves even faster.  Leto lunges at Luke with his Crysknife but finds a green lightsaber in his chest before he can land his killing blow.  

Ahsoka moves in towards the Mandalorian Clan and is more than a match for them despite their near perfect, in unison fighting style.  It is at this moment, that Neo realizes he must take control of this battle and truly serve his purpose as The Chosen One.  He attempts to join the fight and tip the scales against Ahsoka.  Mornack and Grimtug rush to help the namesake of their team that they have pledged their lives and Orkish honor to fight and die for.  Ahsoka stabs Eric with a lightsaber through the chest that fails to hit his heart, but will seemingly be a killing blow.  Neo delivers a head removing kick to Mornack that sends him to the Graveyard; but moves towards Grimtug:  who initially covers his face in fear; but regains composure and says to himself "the ring chose me" before he throws his Indigo powered scimitar in the direction of Neo, stabbing him through the heart and killing the Chosen One.  Adam then hits Grimtug with his wrist mounted rocket to finally send Orc #50 to the Graveyard, and then instantly finds himself on the other side of vengeance as Ahsoka removes his head with her right hand white lightsaber.  Kate sees what must be done as she presses some buttons on her own suit that activates Jackson's jetpack without his knowledge shooting him quite a ways from the skirmish before she grabs a hold of Ahsoka and ignites her own thermal detonators.  

GM Luke and GE Leto stare one another down as this brutal battle comes to a close.  Who is the true master of this Desert is the unanswerable thought going through their complex hyper-sentient minds as the Grand Master of the Jedi and the God Emperor of the Known Universe reach a mental and cosmic impass becoming one with The Force and one with The Golden Path directly in each other's presence.

Eric Gilson lay on the ground, counting his final breaths as his Mandalorian Armor no longer protects him from imminent death.  His young nephew Jackson flies over and lands next to his uncle who says:  "We are warriors.  Mourn not for the deaths of today for next week we have another battle of equal importance and the next week and the next week.  Fight on.  Never stop.  Fighting.  Never".  

As he fades from this realm, Jackson nods his miniature helmet and simply says:  "This is the Way".   

The Dramatic Kitten Sisters of Luna Vs. Crack Danks

 The Dramatic Kitten Sisters of Luna are The Insecticons:  Bombshell, Kickback, & Shrapnel, Barricade, Leatherface, Chucky, The Bride of Chucky, The Leprecahun, Silk Spectre, (original) Silk Spectre, Iron Giant, Goliath of Gath, & Captain Cold. 

Crack Danks are Obi Wan Kenobi (w/ a Force Saber), Ben Quadrineros in his Pod, Jolee Fishdo, Supreme Leader Snoke, Venom, Beowolf, Xerxes, Voltron of The Middle Universe, Emma Frost, & Watchdog #1-3.

Well, sorry to say it guys; but Joshatu the Chubby and Arrogant or whatever he likes to go by is Watching TEAM Vs. The Assassins this week which means youze guys is stuck with me.  Who am I you ask??  I'm the one and only Neon Master Pogo comin atcha.  Joshatu's match is gonna be all serious N' crap; so I got no plans to do that kind of stuff here.  Let's have some fun, kill some peeps, and flush this turd so we can get next week rollin.  

This match started out with a bang literally as Barricade and Ben Quadrineros' Podracer just crashed into each other head on causing an explosion the size of.....  Of.....  Well, something really big ya see.  

Chucky and his Bride square off against Supreme Leader Snoke....  This should be good, just let me grab my phone and do some research here.  Let's see...  Wow, a whole lot here on the backstory of Chucky and quite a bit of information for a duo from some silly horror movies.  Now to do some research on Snoke....  Oh yeah, that's right.  Disney never did bother to tell us anything about this new character of theirs that was supposed to be so cool.  Oh well, I guess Chucky and his Ol' Lady take this one.  

Iron Giant may be a giant made out of iron; but Voltron is a Tron with some serious volt.  That might not of made sense; but anyway of all the huge robots in this match, Voltron is the biggest and crushes Iron Giant FO Realz.  

Ahh, the Watchdogs.  How much fun we had with these dudes.  Playing them for Adam every time he forgot to send in his team.  Drafting them for Adam every time he left the draft early.  Making Watchers look up these obscure Captain America goons over and over again.  The good Ol days.  I'm gonna miss these guys, which is why I am going to send them off right and say that they were able to gun down the two Silk Spectres before getting crushed by the Biblical giant Goliath of Gath.  Big flexing starts after Goliath takes down the trio; but Kenobi jump out of his military-meditation trance and slices off the big man's head with his lightsaber.  His regular lightsaber that is.  He left his Force Saber in the locker room after pondering why the Crack Danks Owner Frank gave him this antiquated, bulky backpack thing when he already had a regular lightsaber.  

Jolee Fishdo gets attacked by every person on The Dramatic Kittens of Luna and then by everyone from Crack Danks as well; but he just annoyingly keeps getting more Protection and not losing health.  Until Leatherface fires up his chainsaw and slices right through the Fishy Jedi, making enough force sensitive sushi for everyone to share.  

Venom and The Leprechaun I hear had a really amazing fight.  It was super scary and was a blockbuster smash hit.  I hear a sequel is already in the works.  But when I tried to pop in the VHS Tape about it last Friday, Alex and Kyle started crying all over the Big Benito about how they don't like scary movies.  Not because they are scared of them of course; but because they just don't like them.  So, I guess we will just say both Venom and Leprechaun died and move on.  

The Insecticons and the two Cymeks (Beowolf and Xerxes) are making a huge mess and are severely jacking each other up.  The Insecticons rip into the metal monstrosities and expose their once human brains; but like all Cymeks, they have many counter-measures including EMP capabilities which cause the Decepticon bugs to join them in death after their Cybertronian sparks are blown.  

Emma Frost and Captain Cold fall in love, get married, and move to a place that isn't so terribly hot, like Tatooine is.  They are about to live happily ever after, but eventually they are killed by their crazy villainous children Captain Frost and Emma Cold.  

Leatherface, Chucky, & Bride of Chucky all surround Kenobi to go in for the kill; but before they can make their first move the massive Voltron swings his sword and takes out all three of the Horror movie meanies while Kenobi Force Leaps out of the way.