Tuesday, June 7, 2022
Week 9 Of This Season - Gentle Boiz vs. Strident Gum: The Sitcom
Consortium Week 9: Popeyes vs TEAM
Popeyes: Darth Vader w/ Yellow Lantern Ring
TEAM: Neo (final death)
Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins Vs. Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fighitn Fun Down Tight
Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins are Dwight, Pam, Jim, Toby, Ethan Hunt (w/ Indigo lantern ring), & Magnum P.I. ITEMS: Dwight's Weapon Stash, 4 Glocks, & a 4 Lokos.
Monday, June 6, 2022
Empire Vs. House Elves
Empire: John Constantine and Michael Myers
House Elves: Shaak Ti (final death) and The Wampa
The Dunder Mifflin office has been taken over by a rampaging Michael Myers and needs to be stopped. Myers has killed all members of the office and nothing is left but him. Even Bob Vance has been killed. Shaak Ti and The Wampa are closing in to fix this mess.
Shaak Ti enters the building that has pools of blood and guts. It was unlike anything she has seen before. Worse than them kids dying to Anakin. She makes her way to the Michael Scotts office where he laid in a pool of blood holding his "Worlds Greatest Boss" mug.
The Michael Myers music starts to play and Shaak Ti has no clue what is happening. That's until Michael appeared from accounting. She instantly draws her light saber in anticipation of an attack. Michael begins to walk towards Shaak Ti and tries to slash her with a knife but that was to weak for a Jedi master. She was able to dodge the attack and slash across the chest of Myers. He goes down but instantly gets back up and tries to attack Shaak Ti again. She again dodges but this time was able to take the arm of Myers. She goes to finish off Myers but everything all the sudden turned still.
John Constantine makes his presence known. He was able to stop time and Shaak Ti was unable to move. Constantine began to get Michael back to his feet to finish off Shaak Ti. Just as she was about to be killed she was able to move.
A jedi master on her last leg was able to use the force to stop the spell that was cast. This destroyed the spell and The Wampa begins to go on a rampage forcing his way up to the office to help the jedi master. Constantine instantly makes a move to kill the wampa. Although he killed The Wampa it was too late for him and Meyers. Shaak Ti made quick work of the cursed Myers and was waiting for the return of Constantine.
Constantine knew his fate and accepted a warriors death. Shaak Ti instantly removed the head of Constantine.
As she began to walk away Shaak Ti was grabbed from behind and unable to react quickly enough had her throat slit and dropped to the floor. It was none other than Michael Myers. He has risen from many different traps and brutality and was never able to be killed. This day was no different than the others. Michael continues on with his rampage.
Sunday, June 5, 2022
FFL Week 9: Barkley's Turrible Decisions vs. Misunderstood Little People
Barkley’s Turrible Decisions: Nick Fury w/ Red Lantern Ring and Original Iron Man Suit (4 death), Shield Agent #6-10, Borg Queen w/ Yellow Lantern Ring and Personal Holtzman Shield, and Borg #1-10.
Misunderstood Little People: Stilgar, Asajj Ventress (4 death), Big Benito (has super duper long arms) and Fire Bender #2.
This match takes place in The Office.
We start with the Little People held up in The Office waiting for Barkley’s Turrible Decisions to arrive. Nick Fury in the Mark I barges through the front entrance into the Office and the rest of his teammates come in behind him.
Right off the bat, the Borg Queen orders her Borg to attack Big Benito, Big Benito uses its boxing prowess to defend itself, but after not much time the Borg overtake the pizza beast and begin to eat the Big Benito as they’ve never had such good pizza before. The Borg Queen orders her Borg to stop eating the pizza, but even from the grave, the Big Benitos arms are too long for even the Borg Queen to box with such an italian-american delicacy. The Borg Queen is so focused on trying to get her Borg to focus on the battle that this allows Stilgar to sneak up behind her and slit her throat through her Personal Holtzman shield as he is very familiar with how they work. The death of the Borg Queen causes a mass confusion between the ten Borg, this allows Fire Bender #2 and Stilgar to kill all ten Borg with ease.
While this was happening Asajj Ventress was engaging in battle with Mark I Nick Fury and his shield agents. Asajj’s force abilities make it quite easy for her to dodge attacks from Nick Fury and his agents but she doesn’t have enough time in between attacks to make an offensive approach to this battle.
After defeating the Borg and their queen Stilgar and the Fire Bender go to help Asajj. The Fire Bender burns two agents to a crisp but Nick Fury retaliates by grabbing the Bender and rips him in half using the strength of the suit. Stilgar is able to sneak behind the other two agents and take them out with ease but Nick Fury hits Stilgar with a blast of his flamethrower, killing the Fremen Leader with ease.
Now all that’s left is Nick Fury for Barkley’s Turrible Decisions and Asajj Ventress for the Little People. Asajj goes to do a lightsaber strike against Nick Fury but he uses his Red Lantern Ring as a shield to block the lightsaber strike. Fury then hits Asajj with his arm and knocks her into the nearby wall, then immediately shoots a missile at her. A huge cloud of smoke is beginning to dissipate but Fury is not able to see the Nightsister. Then all of a sudden Fury’s left leg has been cutoff and is knocked to the ground as Asajj used her force powers to deflect the missile into the wall next to her and then used the smoke as a way of getting behind Fury.Fury then gets creative with his Lantern Ring and uses it as a leg for the Mark I suit.
Fury shoots a blast of flamethrower at Asajj but she uses her force powers to block the flamethrower. She then throws one of her lightsabers at Fury and cuts off the arm of the Mark I suit that has the flamethrower on it. Fury shoots another missle at her with his other arm but she dodges it with ease. Fury is now out of missiles and he does not have a flamethrower to use anymore so Asajj uses her force powers to squeeze the head of the Mark I suit until Nick Fury’s head is smashed into a pancake shape.
Asajj then says “The darkside is strong in me, for I am Sith”.