David Byrne's Meat Suits Vs. The League of Extraordinary Heterosexual Gentlemen

 David Byrne's Meat Suits are Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, Atrocitus, Hal Jordan, Omnius, One Punch Man, The Comedian, Nite Owl, Silk Spectre (w/ purple lightsaber), Ozymandias, Rorshach (w/ orange lightsaber), Deadpool, Mr. Hankey, & Mr. Garrison.

The League of Extraordinary Heterosexual Gentlemen are Brother Blood, Jynx, Gizmo, Mammoth, Kid Wykkid, See-More, Batman Beyond, Green Arrow, Black Canary, Owl Man, Talon, Black Bolt, Lockjaw, Medusa, Triton, Vampire Blue Lantern, Yellow Lantern #1A, & Energy Bender #1.

Week 7 Consortium: Washington Redskins vs Sigmas

Redskins: Yoda (w/ Dwarf Ring #4), Black Lantern Larfleeze (w/ The Orange Lantern Ring), Asajj Ventress, Usagi Yojimbo, Chuck Norris (w/ The Houslander Family Katana), Yaddle (w/ Dwarf Ring #7), Mandalore the Great (w/ The Dark Saber (Last Life), Bat-Mite (w/ Dwarf Ring #6), Dobby, Asami, Black Lantern Mandalorian (Last Life), Black Lantern Xenomorph, Krillin, Ocean's 11: Danny Ocean, Frank Catton, Robert Ryan, Reuben Tishkoff, Virgil Malloy, Turk Malloy, Livingston Dell, Bashar Tarr, Yen, Saul Bloom, and Linus Caldwell, and Wallabee #5


Sigmas: Gurney Hallack, Moneo Atreides, Lord Zed, Ki Adi Mundi, Qui Gon Jin, The Huntress, Melkor, Morpheus, and The Blob

Democracy Week 7: The Underhills Vs. Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolips at The HIVE Academy

 The Underhills are General Zod, Matrix (Supergirl), Raven, Kyle Rayner, Jay Garrick, Spider-Man, Miguel O'Hara (w/ green lantern ring) aamd Pro Bender #1 & 2.

Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolips are Darkseid, Agent Smith (w/ 2 white lightsabers), He-Man and Battle Cat, The Flash (w/ blue lantern ring), Red Hood and The Outlaws:  Red Hood, Starfire, & Arsenal, Red Robin (w/ 2 ninja swords), and Apocalypse.  

The Horsemen vs TEAM in da Milky Way (not da candy bar)

The cosmic arena crackled with anticipation as two formidable teams faced off, each brimming with power and determination. On one side stood The Horsemen led by the malevolent Ultron wielding the Infinity Gauntlet, flanked by Supergirl, Darkseid, Orion, Superboy, Megatron, The Eradicator, Nekron, three Black Lanterns, and Grand Admiral Thrawn in his sleek B-Wing.

Across from them, TEAM, led by the colossal Unicron, accompanied by Primus, Ego, Thor, Space Ghost, Jan, Jace, Blip, Phantom Cruiser, Alex Houslander with the Super Scope 6, Tripticon, Kryptonion #1a, a Black Lantern Kryptonian, a Black Lantern Yellow Lantern, and two Yellow Lanterns.

The clash erupted with thunderous force as powers collided and energies surged. Ultron, his red eyes ablaze with cosmic fury, unleashed the full might of the Infinity Gauntlet, warping reality itself to his will. Supergirl streaked through the chaos, her fists blazing with righteous anger, while Darkseid's Omega Beams lanced through the galaxy, seeking out their targets with precision. Orion, Superboy, and The Eradicator fought with unwavering determination, their combined might shaking the very foundations of the battlefield.

Meanwhile, Nekron and his Black Lanterns wove a sinister dance of death, their dark energies sapping the life force from their opponents, while Grand Admiral Thrawn orchestrated tactical strikes from his B-Wing, striking at the heart of TEAM’s defenses with surgical precision.  Taking out Space Ghost, Jan, Jace, and Blip in the phantom cruiser.

On the opposing side, Unicron, the embodiment of destruction, loomed ominously,his dark presence casting a shadow over the battlefield. Primus, Ego, and Thor fought valiantly, their powers clashing with those of their adversaries in a dazzling display of cosmic might. Taking down Superboy and Supergirl.

Amidst the chaos, Alex Houslander wielded the Super Scope 6 with deadly accuracy, picking off targets with precision from a distance. Tripticon, towering over the battlefield, unleashed devastation upon The Horsemen, his massive form wreaking havoc amidst their ranks. And amidst the chaos of battle, the Black Lantern Kryptonian and the Yellow Lanterns added their own dark powers to the fray, their malevolent energies sowing further discord and destruction.  Engulfed in the destruction was Orion and Nekron.

As the battle raged on, the casualties mounted on both sides, with heroes and villains alike falling in the heat of combat. Powers clashed, energies surged, and the very fabric of reality seemed to tremble under the strain of the conflict.

The Milky Way is shaking at its core with the ensuing battle.  Unicron and Primus focus their destruction on the sinister Ultron.  Before they could carry on to Ultron they had to battle Megatron.  The chaos ensues and Unicron and Primus come out on top.

The Horsemen are down to the final members with Ultron, Darkseid, The Eradicator and Grand Admiral Thrawn.  “There ain’t no quit in this dawg” says Ultron

Ultron with the power of the Infinity Gauntlet unleashes a galaxy-shaking blast at Unicron and Primus.  The sheer destruction has TEAM shaken to its core. The Lanterns of TEAM were caught in the destruction leaving TEAM on the brink of death.

Ego the planet has Ultron fighting for his life. 

Thor and Tripticon hold the line of defense while facing the blasts of Darkseid and The Eradicator.  The God of Thunder and transformer appear to be too much for The Eradicator sending what’s left of him into the abyss of space.

Ultron arises victorious with his battle against Ego.  The infinity gauntlet is to power for a planet to withstand.  With his eyes ablaze, the raging Ultron moves at the speed of lighting to unleash chaos on TEAM.  The determination of Ultron is unwavering.  Tripticon was the first casualty of the chaos that ensued.

The clashing of lightning in space from the God of Thunder fills the destruction of this battle.  He heaves Mjolnir towards Thrawn.  The speed of Mjolnir is too much for the B-Wing.  The crashes of destruction echo through the Milky Way Galaxy.

Ultron, empowered by the Infinity Stones, reshapes the battlefield with a mere thought. Space warps, time bends, and reality twists at his command. Thor, undeterred by the cosmic forces at play, charges forward with determination. A blinding flash of light engulfs the battlefield as Ultron unleashes the full power of the Infinity Stones. The very fabric of reality trembles under the such immense power. Taking out both Thor and his teammate Darkseid.

The League of Extraordiary Heterosexual Gentlemen Vs. The Sigmas

 The League of Extraordinary Heterosexual Gentlemen is Superman, Commander Ahsoka in her Starfighter, General Kenobi in a Geonosian Starfighter, Sky Lynx, Master Mold, King Beerus, Jason Bourne (w/ death note), Homelander, Darth Malgus, & Beast Wars Megatron.

The Sigmas are Smaug, IG-12, Mon-Starr, Zon Nooret, King Manwe, Varda, Tulkas, Nessa, Black Dwarf, Supergiant, Sleepwalker, & Iceman & Slider in a F-15.

Week 6: NAZA vs The Underhills

 

The Underhills are: General Zod, Matrix (Supergirl), Mogo, John Stewart, Kyle Rayner, Starkiller in Anakon’s Starfighter, Revan Reborn in TIE Silencer, Aerialbots: (Silverbolt, Skydive, Fireflight, Slingshot, Air Raid), Jedi Knight Guardian #1 in X-Wing, Jedi Knight Guardian #2 in Resistance X-Wing, Jedi Knight Guardian #3-4 in Hounds Tooth, Jedi Knight Guardian #5 in Resistance X-Wing, Jedi Knight Guardian #6-9 in ID-4 Attacker, Jedi Knight Guardian #10 in B-Wing

NAZA are: Admiral Ackbar in Home One with Crew, Admiral Ozzell in Star Destroyer with Crew, Admiral Piett in the Executor with Crew, Mr. Mxyzptlk, Hyperion, Annihilus, The Starjammers in their ship (Corsair, Ch'od, Cr'reee, Korvus, Sikorsky, Raza Longknife, Hapzibah), Omniman, Legend's Luke (w/Blue lantern ring) with R2D2 in Luke's X-wing, Joe Louis (w Green Lantern Ring), Kyle Katarn in Raven's Claw,  Boba Fett with Cad Bane in The Marauder, Zombie Yellow Lantern,  Ugluk

 

AI isn’t winning any spelling bees

 

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

 

That’s a lie, it’s in this galaxy and it’s happening right now. I think by now people have realized that Star Wars is just revisionist history. I mean this Luke guy assassinates the emperor leaving the empire in shambles, kills his own father, and destroyed two very expensive, fully operational space stations, killing countless innocent people in the process. Somehow he is the hero?

 

Luke spots Mogo and leads his team into battle. On his way towards the planet he takes out several much weaker Jedi Knights.

 

Boba Fett and Cad Bane are doing a little pregame in the Maurader.

I believe Yans are a form of space Zyn. Cad Bane is wearing Boba’s spare beskar mask to enhance the experience.

 

Meanwhile, Green Lantern Joe Louis is enjoying both being alive again and floating through outer space:

 

As NAZA approaches Mogo the battle escalates quickly. The Underhills ambush NAZA from all sides. Admiral Ackbar states the obvious.

 

General Zod blasts his way through the Star Destroyer.

 

For some reason he was rendered black, probably because he stole superman’s costume.

 

While everyone is locked in battle, Luke lands on Mogo and takes out some supplies.

The battle is quite hectic, it’s hard to tell what exactly is going on. So many lasers, missiles, punches being thrown.

There even appears to be many characters from other teams in the league, as well as some Darth Vader/Batman Hybrid.

It turns out this was an illusion created by Mr. Mxyzptlk, which ended as Matrix punched his hat off.  Luckily he had on a backup hat.

 

The fights rages on when suddenly Mogo explodes.

 

Having accomplished his mission, Luke Skywalker zips out in his x-wing, knocks one back, and enters hyperspace to an unknown location where he will spend the next decade as a hermit.

 

Space debris and dead bodies litter the space where a battle once thrived. Among the wreckage Zombie Yellow Lantern searches for survivors.

I think he was Shazam or perhaps The Flash in his previous life? That’s a story for another day. He finds Kyle Rayner and John Stewart who are just beginning to regain consciousness after the explosion. He attempts to bite into them but his bubble helmet prevents him from doing so.  The green lantern duo awaken and use their powers to defeat the zombie.

 

They search through what remains for survivors but cannot find any. They realize it is just the two of them left, alone together at last.

 

Week 6 Watcher Consortium: Bill Cosby's Diddlers vs The Washington Redskins

Diddlers: Star Lord, Gamora, Drax, Groot, Rocket The Racoon, Nebula, & Mantis in The Milano, Adam Warlock, War Machine, Cyclops, T-1000, Loki, Hunter, Wrecker, Tech, Crosshair, Echo, Omega (Bad Batch in the Maruder), Voltron, Black Hand, Johnny Quick, Pluto

Redskins: Omega Supreme, Sinestro (w/ The White Lantern Ring), Star Wolf in an Arwing, OA Guardian #1-2, The six O.G. Arc Troopers, and Heavy Weapons Arc Trooper in The Leviathon, First Arc Trooper Lieutenant in a Fury Class Interceptor, Second Arc Trooper Lieutenant in a TIE Dagger, The Arc Trooper Captain, Tom Selleck, and Jedi Master #5-7 in The Ebon Hawk, Indigo One and Munk, Saint Walker, Star Sapphire #1, Thundercracker w/ Buster, Skywarp, Sodom Yat, Black Lantern #9-10, Cybertronian Guardian #1-5, Powergirl, Black Lantern Mandalorian, & Black Lantern Xenomorph.