Format Change

Some owners have expressed that they would like to change the format of the passing of items to one where the individual owners will control this themselves. This shall be a forum to vote on said change. Please feel free to post your opinion if you wish to discuss this or attempt to sway people in one direction or another. You may also vote no, if you do not wish for the format to change, but this is not really necessary. What we are looking for here is whether or not a majority of owners desire the change. So, as soon as 9 owners express that they desire the change, it will in fact change: effective immedietly.

I personally do not support this change, because I feel that people will abuse this power to give their team an unfair advantage. As commissioner, I have always selected not who I thought would benefit or hurt the team, but simply who the weapon "would" go to in a sensical and logical fashion. I know Ryan always did it this way as well. With that being said, a majority vote will change this, and my vote is worth no more than any of yours.

NEW RULES: The new rules that would go along with this, are that you would have to choose 25 items that will continue to be passed on. This list will be due by next year's draft.

Also, there may be some sort of Commissioner veto power for the more powerful items. This failsafe is NOT a request being put in by myself but by other owners and watchers who find this necessary. Guidelines for this would be clearly laid out, and I assure you all that I have no desire to exercise this power more often than needed.

Week Four Schedule

Reminder: All rosters will be due by Monday Night, March 25. The third week will be for 400 points and set among a series of large Arctic Icebergs . The winner of each match will earn 20 Graveyard Points.



The Match Ups:

The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Josh)
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. The Empire (Seeney)
The Shemalabama Shit Kickers Vs. The Transfoamers (Fizz)
Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse Vs. President Barack Obama and Taylor Swift's Red Army (Ed)
TEAM Vs. Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (NFG)
Griswold's Nut-Busters Vs. The Royal Highness (Robimus Prime)
Layanderlett's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family Vs. Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers (Josh)
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Griffin)

As always, Watcher emails are listed on the main page.  Teams with a guest Watcher should email their rosters to Josh. Thank you, and good luck to all!

Roster Update...

All of the rosters have been update through Week Two on the normal Google Drive site. You will notice a few changes to them. I have added in the "Affiliation" column and have organized all of your characters into their respective groupings (ie. Marvel, DC, Star Wars, etc.)

I've also added two new files. There is now the Graveyard Database file that completely catalogues every single final death ever in the Fantasy Fantasy League. And the "Undead" Database. This one details exactly which characters have risen from the dead and in what form (ie. Black Lantern, Zombie and Vampire). It also shows which team said "undead" character is on.

Hope this helps everyone.

Season Six Week Two Standings

Spoiler Sport. Week Two wrap up

Welcome everyone to episode number woo woo TWO of Spoiler Sport season six. I am your host and FFL correspondent -the WWE Internet Champion! "Long Island Iced Z" Zack Ryder.

Well bros and broettes,the normally silent FFL Graveyard wasn't all that quiet this week as we saw eight BRUTAL interconference matches take place amongst the resting place of fallen competitors. Let's take a look at who was wooing and who was boohoooing.

In a move that can only be described as SSSSSIIIIICCCCKKKKKK the Lucas conference match ups saw a complete sweep for the Spielberg division as they totally fist pumped the face of the Clarke division. It wasn't an easy accomplishment, however. Only the Horsemen won their match with more than one player left living. Gotta give the Clarke guys some credit, they're no pushovers.

This means there was NO changes in the standings this week to the Lucas conference at all. Are you serious, bro?? We still have a three way tie for first in the Spielberg with the Horsemen, Shitkickers and Mickey Mouse Grindhouse all 2-0, with the Midgets boasting a 1-1 record. The Clarke division sees the Slaves still in first with a 1-1 record, and the Foamers, the Empire, and the Red Army having some trouble getting started this year at 0-2

Over in the Stan Lee conference, it was a little bit different. TEAM was the lone team from the Tolkien division to win their match, as every other Herbertian team tasted the Bud Light Lime-like taste of victory.

It's hard to argue against the impact Red Son Superman has had on TEAM as they continue their stranglehold on first place in the  Tolkien division at 2-0, with  the Nut-Busters, Murderflies and Dopefiends suffering a slow start of 0-2.  The Herbert division is a little more balanced as the Kennelz and the Kitties  both start the year at a perfect 2-0, and the Royal Highness able to catch up to the Sleeping Pussies at 1-1 so far.

Now, let's kick things over to my main broski holding it down in the resurrection pit! Paul Bearer, let's see how things are looking in the pit!


OOOOoooohhhhhhh YYYYYeeeeesssssss. Thank yooouuuu, Zack. My my my. There's alot of restless souls stirring amongst the dead in the FFL graveyard. YYYeeeeesssssss. The blood spilled in week two has really whipped them into a frenzy, and those 13 points earned for sending the graveyard MORE souls to take hold of have got to have something to do with it. Here's the current standings:



Ooooohhhhh. The POWER that's being awaken. Ooooooo YYYEEEEESSSSS! Back to you Zack!


Thanks, Paul.
 Wwwwweeeelllllllll, that's all the time we have this week. Week two was intense, but I can't see what happen  when we all get wet next week in week three! Don't forget to like this video, subscribe to our channel or give a comment down below. Go back and watch all our other episodes! And like me on Facebook! Follow me on Twitter! Buy all the Zack Ryder merchandise on WWEShop dot com aaaannnnnd take care. Spike your hair.

Woo woo woo. You know it!

s6w2- The Midgets Vs. The Transfoamers

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are:  White Lantern Hal Jordan w/ red lantern ring, Alan Scott's green lantern ring, and a yellow lantern ring, Emperor Joker, Zombie Silver Dragon #2, Magwai #1, Heathclif, Toad, Vampire #100, Star Wolf, Duncan Idaho Ghola #9, Evil Dwarf #1, and Carla from Cheers in The Whiz Wagon, Glom, Hammer Bros. Shaun Poteracki, Bib and Beb

The Transfoamers are: Dark side adept #7-12, Scaramango, Donald "Red" Grant, Ernst Starvo Blofeld, Dr. No, Goldfinger, Odd Job, Dark Side Akoyte #19, Black Lantern Darth Rave  and Megator


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Heh. Gotta tell you, kiddies. I like-a these nifty new powers you gave me. Tres chic'. Not everyday that I get to kill two Watchers in under a week, let alone one with blog access. This could be lots and lots of fun for your good old Uncle Joker. Heh LOTS of fun. Hahahhahahhahahaha

Anyway, let's cut to the chase. Clearly, you "Watchers" just won't let things go, will you? I thought it was clear that I don't want this match to happen. I mean, really. Look at that roster the foamers put up. Do you see ONE Batman up there? Hell, I wouldn't even mind taking a crack at one of the 15,234 Supermen running around. But you're gonna put me, Emperor Joker, up against a bunch of common Star Wars guys, and some Bond villains? Get the fuck right out of town.

Oooooh, that felt good. Lemme drop another one of those. Fuck. Fuck Fuckiity fuck fuckfuckfuck. Yeah, can't be saying shit like that in the DCU proper. Haha.

Anyhoo. Back to what I was saying. This match is a waste of my time and powers, so I took out your guest Watcher before they could even fire up their monitor. That was supposed to be the end. But I guess the joke was on me, cause here we are in the same predicament. If there's one thing I HATE, it's having to explain a joke to people who just. Don't. Get. It.

So here we go kids. Here's you match. Hope you like it.  Emperor Joker kills EVERYONE. Why? Why not. How? With MINDBULLETS!

Sorry about your luck, Transfoamers. But look at it this way. You didn't lose anyone good.


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TEAM Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy

TEAM is (Red Sun) Superman, Black Lantern Darth Vader, Gannon, (Green Lantern) Batman, Bloodwynd, Red Devil, Fred Baker, and Cock Sneak Goomba #4.
Team Sleeping Pussy is (Vampire) Batman, D’Spayre, Vampirella, (Zombie) Nightmare, (Zombie) Ryan Poteracki, Brother Blood, Shi’ar Warrior #1, (Western) Ghost Rider, and Andrew Bennett.

Hey everybody, Neon Master Pogo here to bring you some wild and crazy times here at the beautiful Fantasy Fantasy Graveyard and Resort. I’ve spent the whole week here just chillin out maxin-relaxin all coolin and I decided that I should probably watch this match, now that the deadline is well… Nowish or so. I’ve hung out in the sunshine and smelled the fresh flowers growing all week, I’ve went and paid my respects to class-act guys like Darkseid and Thanos, and even went and put a little plastic Canadian flag on Wolverine’s grave… What do mean Wolverine still isn’t dead. Okay, my bad so I guess you caught me in a bit of a fib; but either way, let’s get this piece of crap going. I have transported the teams to a beautiful series of flower beds here in the graveyard, simply because that is where I want to hang out; and I’ve arranged the characters next to the people who I want to see them fight (because I get whatever I want). Let’s start with (Red Sun) Superman squaring off against D’Spayre. I for one am excited as “all get-out” to see Superman back fighting for TEAM, even if it a distorted Commie version of ol’ Kal. D’Spayre attempts to instill fear in the Last Son of Krypton; but the Cold Warrior only knows one thing to do against something that you are afraid of… Destroy it without prejudice, which is exactly what Superman does to the demon by blasting him with enough freeze breath to make him brittle and then smashing him in to little pieces.
Bloodwynd and Ghost Rider both went in to this match thinking that they would be doing nothing but causing the people around them to feel the pain and anguish of all the murdered souls in the vicintity; but their extremely similar powers seem to be negating each other. But Bloodwynd is still able to awaken enough muscle memory in the Zombie version of Nightmare to turn his own powers against him. Zombie Nightmare recalls all of the pain he has caused victims through their dreams, that his already rotting skin begins to melt off of his bones. The Old West version of Ghost Rider should be outmatched against the likes of Green Lantern Batman, but the Ghost Rider feels right at home in this graveyard; which boosts his power significantly. Ghost Rider uses his penance stare to bring back the pain and agony that Bruce Wayne experienced at the death of his parents and is then able to engulf him in hell fire via the spirit of vengeance.
The Cock Sneak Goomba, sure is cocky, and he is pretty sneaky as well; but it doesn’t stop Andrew Bennett from stomping on his head (100 points in the bank yo).
Red Devil may have a plethora of cool toys to go along with his powers; but his rocket-powered trident is nothing compared to the king of toys himself Batman. Vampire Batman uses his batarang grappling hook to tie up the feet of Blue Devil’s sidekick and pull him flat on to his back. Batman then bares his teeth and lunges on to Red Devil, latching on to his neck and feeding off of the Teen Titan.
Fred Baker has watched enough Walking Dead to know exactly what to do when he sees the likes of Zombie Ryan rolling up on him. Baker does not hesitate for a second as he takes his machete and slices Zombie Poteracki’s head clean off.
Brother Blood and Gannon both stand completely still as Brother Blood attempts to tap in to the mind of Gannon and Gannon attempts to cast a death spell on Blood. They both break free from the others attempted attacks but once the skirmish turns in to a melee one, Gannon manages to gain the upper hand by physically overpowering the smaller Brother Blood.
Black Lantern Vader is outnumbered 2 to 1 by The first of The Shi’ar warriors and Vampirella, but despite this being his first FFL outing since his return from the grave, Vader does not look the least bit frightened. Vampirella and the Shi’ar attack in unison but Vader manages to dodge the initial attack of Vampirella and move towards the Shi’ar first. The Warrior manages to parry the first swing of Vader’s lightsaber; but the now dead fallen Jedi then goes for a more direct approach, as he takes his black gloved left hand and uses it to rip out the heart of the Shi’ar Warrior and then shove it into his feeding tube on his chest. Vampirella comes back with a vengeance; but Vader is able to move even quicker than his extremely swift opponent and remove her head with his trusty red lightsaber.
The two teams regroup, with the pussies realizing quick that they are outnumbered and if they are going to pull this thing out, than they are going to have to attack quickly and as a unit. Vampire Batman somehow has a residual green glow about him, ever since Green Lantern Batman was killed. It seems as though the power of the ring is slightly confused as to whether or not it’s owner still lives. This is probably how he, with the combined powers of the spirit of vengeance are able to overtake a surprised Black Lantern Vader. The Black Lantern Sith is knocked down by the weight of Ghost Rider’s mystical horse and his helmet is cracked and exposing his fragile head by the heightened strength of Vampire Batman and the sharp edges of his bloody batarang. Bloodwynd and Supes quickly rush in to defend their TEAMmate, but they only get there in time for revenge. Superman crushes the flaming skull of Ghost Rider like every deserving capitalist while Bloodwynd uses his mystical gem powers to drive a newly materialized wooden stake through the heart of Vampire Batman (but not before Batman’s missed batarang catches Fred in the jugular to take him out of the match). Bennett now stands toe to toe with Superman and Bloodwynd; but before he can attempt this major longshot, he is caught in the head by an arrow from the bow of Gannon.

Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers

Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are The Phoenix Five: Cyclops, Collossus, Emma Frost, Namor, and Magik, The Ghostbusters: Peter Venkman, Ray Stanz, Egon Spengler, and Winston Zeddimore, Zombie Absorbing Man, Zombie Mr T., The Matrix Twins, and Avengelyne.
Griffin’s High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers are Archangel, Daken, Fantomex and EVA, Vengeance, Vampire Yoda, Sumara (w/ Legion Flight Ring), Mrs. Voorhies (w/ red lantern ring), Damien Thorn (w/ yellow lantern ring), Mrs. Blaylock, Damien’s Rotwiler, Ghostface (w/ red lightsaber), Raven Knight (Immell #11), and The Monkguin.

These teams waste no time squaring off in the throne room of the lair of Carlos Olivera: Ruler of The Graveyard, and first ever character to inhabit this domain of death and destruction. Along with his right hand men Goblin #1 and Little Goomba #1, they police the comings and goings of all characters in the FFL. Egon is forced to throw away his PKE Meter, as it is driving everybody crazy by running at top capacity ever since they showed up at the Graveyard: “OKAY, We get it. There are ghosts HERE”!! Yelled Venkman as he gave Egon a wicked stink eye before the scientist discarded the tool into a firey crevice in the ground. Ray makes the first move and yells “there’s one”!! As he and his fellow busters turn their proton packs on Ghostface. They are quickly reminded that proton packs work just as good (or better) at busting humans as they do ghosts, as they fry Ghostface alive. Avengelyne at first seems outmatched by Raven Knight’s superior weaponry (her red lightsaber) and her magical abilities but Avengelyne manages to duck under the attack of Raven knight and find a spot under the left arm of The Immell’s to fill with her blade. Zombie Absorbing Man, grabs a hold of Sumara and realizes that his undead absorbing abilities can’t handle the pure evil locked inside of Sumara. Sumara allows the release of just enough of her energy to overload the zombie.

Dozens of dead FFLers are spotted running from the Biker spirit known simply as Vengenace, but The Phoenix Five are moving directly towards him. The Biker blasts his spikes at them, but Collossus moves faster than a character of his size should ever be able to, to rip the spirit right out of Vengeance, limb by limb. The Phoenix Five are then presented with the threat of Vampire Yoda, along with a contingent of The Dope Fiends mutants, but as this battle heats up, we shall examine some of the other fighting…

The Monkguin, as if he were not powerful enough with all of his inherent abilities from that of both a monkey and a penguin uses all of his training he received from the secret government agency that developed him. It is this training that makes it take a least an extra few seconds for Zombie Mr. T to grab that fool and start eating him. Damien smiles very creepily as he avenges the Monkguin by ripping Mr. T to pieces with his yellow power ring. The Matrix twins have their long history of battling for The Kennellz (dating all the way back to the team being known as The Outsiders) in mind as they decide that this place should suit them just fine after they give their lives in this battle. They draw out their switchblades and ignite their lightsabers one last time as they are hell bent on taking as many Dope Fiends with them as possible before they go. When the twins first arrive they see Damien Thorn and his crew of nasty Mcnastersons having their way with The Ghostbusters (I admit it, I just thought it would be funny for The Matrix Twins to try and save The Ghostbusters). Mrs. Voorhies is slicing and dicing Egon while Mrs. Baylock and the dog are both using their teeth to finish off Winston. The twins rip through Zeddimore’s attackers first with their duo of slicing weapons, and move on to their boss Damien. Damien blasts yellow energy at the pair; but the twins are able to dodge the attacks and then slice him in to thirds with simultaneous swings of their green sabers. They remove Mrs. Voorhies head next, but not before she is able to run Ray through. The twins make short work of The Friday the 13th villain but the antagonist from The Ring proves a bit more difficult as she just looks at twin #2 to capture what essence he had left and make sure it stays right here in The Graveyard. Matrix Twin #1 is able to use a mix of his powers left over from the original matrix, along with his lightsaber to avenge his brother’s death, but his victory leaves no time for celebration as Vampire Yoda beheads him without breaking stride on his way to battle The Phoenix Five.

Vampire Yoda, much to the surprise of The Dope Fiend team that drafted him is not at all evil. He still has a thirst for blood and an undead soul; but the residual force power in his being and the sheer amount of midi-chlorians in his cells is more than enough to overcome whatever evil the vampire disease could have caused for him. Cyclops unleashes a full phoenix-powered optic blast towards the vampire Jedi Master, but Yoda ignites his lightsaber and blocks it. Yoda struggles to hold back the power; but it is not his force ability that gives out, it is his weapon. Yoda looks down to see his own lightsaber melting under the power of Cyclops forcing him to let go of the damaged weapon and duck under the attack. Yoda leaps and runs to dodge Cyclops’ attacks after his saber is fully destroyed and jumps up to the neck of Cyclops ripping out his Adam’s Apple with his new found vampire teeth. Yoda then shows Magik the true meaning of her name by force pushing her into the lava moat guarding King Olivera’s throne (but not before Magik rips apart EVA with ease). Archangel and Daken have never much liked each other. Whether it be here as members of The Dope Fiends or on their former team, The Horsemen of Apokolips. But they can’t deny how well they work together, or how well their methods match up (and hey, at least they have one thing in common… They both think Wolverine is a dick). The two of them, along with Fantomex take on both Collossus and Emma Frost, while the weaponless Yoda is finally caught in the bare hands of Namor and relieved of his head through the strength of Namor’s Phoenix backed Atlantean strength. Emma Frost manages to use her powers of energy projection to wipe out Fantomex (see Ryan, now Emma Frost actually does have energy projection powers… So there (anybody else actually remember that season one comment board debate??)). But Archangel uses his teammates demise to swoop in behind Frost and catch her off guard. He manages to use his wings to slice he in half Darth Maul style at the waste. Collossus then grabs a hold of Archangel and snaps his neck right before Daken is catches the Russian from behind actually chipping his claws as he plunges them through his organic steel body and into his heart. The last remaining member of The Phoenix Five begins to size up Daken; but before their skirmish can begin Avengelyne sneaks up from behind the son of Wolverine and uses her sword to inflict the will of out creator upon the sinner Daken (he can’t heal from it, cause God said so). Venkman exclaims “I love this team!! Let’s do that whole Universe Bowl thing again this year”!! As…

S6W2 – Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies vs. The Royal Highness

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are: Zombie King Kong, Black Lantern Guy Gardner, Zombie Darth Maul, Black Lantern Grievous, Black Lantern Qui Gon Jinn, and 27 Ewoks. (# 6 -9. and 11-33)

The Royal Highness is: Phantom Stranger, Doomslayer, Jack Skellington, Oogie Boogie, Maleficent(Disney), Mumm-Ra, Morgan Le Fey, and Dave Thomas

The Murderflies are transported to the FFL graveyard and immediately the obnoxious number of ewoks take to the trees and begin to scurry into the darkness, hiding behind tombstones. The remaining members are more reserved to start the match. They slowly walk around until each of them finds the headstones bearing their names. The earth is dug up and only empty pits remain at their feet. Even though they have been resurrected as Black Lanterns and zombies, the pain and memories of dozens of deaths are still as fresh in their minds as this morning's breakfast. They know that a poor performance today will just bring them one step closer to dying... for good... again.

Their moment of reflection is over. BL Qui Gon senses a silent attack and Maleficent is dead before she even knows that he turned around. He looks over her shoulder as his lightsaber through her torso illuminates the graveyard behind her. He sees the Phantom Stranger step out in front of him and he withdraws his weapon letting the Mistress of Evil fall lifeless at his feet. Qui Gon takes a step forward and Doomslayer blindside punches him exploding his head like the watermelons that Letterman used to drop on 51^st street. Zombie Darth Maul does some unnecessary backflips and takes a charge at Mumm-Ra. Darth Maul appears more obsessed with dancing and strafing in a circle than he does with actual engaging an attack. Mumm-Ra quickly becomes bored with the ballet and dispatches the horned faced sith with a lightning bolt just as BL Grievous removes his head.

“What's this? What's this? There's creatures everywhere!

What's this? What's this? They're covered in fuzzy hair!”

Jack Skellington has taken to song as the ewoks begin to swarm. They fall out of the trees and run in from the shadows.

“Oh no! Oh no! They've taken off my head!

Oh no! Oh no! I think I'm really dead!”

He is in fact dead but as two ewoks tug at his feet, the joint at his knees break and both ewoks are speared through the chest with Jack's falling femurs. Oogie Boogie begins to inhale deeply, swallowing 3 ewoks before Zombie King Kong bashes his potato sack body a foot into the ground. Dozens jump on Morgan Le Fey and they all fall into an open grave. BL Guy Gardner harnesses the power of his ring to fill the pit with dirt, sacrificing his tiny allies to kill Le Fey. He then looks up from his landscaping to see the Phantom Stranger jumping on him and getting him in a headlock. Two ewoks jump on top of him and stab him through both eye sockets before Gardner can even react.

“I could have handled him!” Guy Gardner says annoyed.

“Nub Nub” says Ewok #10 as he and #22 run back into the fight.

Doomslayer is racking up the kills. He cannot punch ewoks fast enough and I honestly don't know which ewoks are dead and what ones are alive. We will have to gather up the toe tags later. The ground begins to shake and Doomslayer instinctively barrel rolls out of the way just in time to see King Kong's fist make a crater where he just was standing. Quickly getting to his feet, Doomslayer is able to get under Kong who is still off balance from his punch. He grabs handfuls of fur and jumps above the trees with the giant beast above his head. He looks down to where the crowd of ewoks, whose numbers are quickly depleting, are still recovering from the shockwave that liquified their furry friends. Guy Gardner is following his two lifesavers who have just regrouped with the remaining ewoks when the giant Kong is thrown down crushing them all and killing Kong as well.

As Doomslayer lands, he sees BL Grievous waiting for him with the 3 remaining ewoks. The ewoks charge and Doomslayer scoops them up and throws them back at Grievous. The first two are easily cleaved in twain but as the last ewok is killed, Grievous unexpectedly loses his balance and falls. Doomslayer takes advantage and pounces. But as his fist crushes Grievous's rib cage and stops his heart, he sees a lightsaber exit his right shoulder and the base has entered him above his left hip. Both of them fall dead and the graveyard is silent again as it was before the match started.

An ewok spear slowly moves from between Grievous's dead feet, clearly the cause of his stumble. A voice from behind a tombstone quietly asks:

“Where's the Beef?”

Mickey Mouse Grindhouse Vs George Washington's Slaves

George Washington's Slaves are: Catwoman, (Black Lantern) Superman, Gollum, Movie Bumblebee, Scorpion, Human Smoke, Bebop, Rocksteady, Gonzo the Great, Kamilla the Chicken, Chuck Norris, Steve Yzerman, and Ninja #1.

Beckerman Presents: Mickey Mouse's Grindhouse: Nekron, The Zombie Priest, zombie General Zod ,The Zombieland crew (Tallahasse w/red lightsaber, Little Rock w/M202A1 FLASH rocketlauncher, Columbus and Wichita),Chris Redfield, Leon Kennedy, Sheeva Alomar, Albert Wesker, Dementor #8, Deadman , Smurf #9 "Roster Filler",Treasure Troll #9- 1, and Jar Jar Binks.

The two teams are lead to the graveyard by Paul Bearer. The Journey takes them through jungles, deserts, frozen wastelands , over mammoth mountains, and even into the very core of the playoff planet. They arrive at a black lake and are met by Kharon.

Kharon: You must all pay a toll and give up a life before you can enter. I promise if your soul makes it out alive Ill give you your life back. Well so long as you have you receipt.

Nekron: Ehh Excuse me. Some of us don’t have any lives to spare.

Kharon : Oh that’s not a problem, this is the spirit realm of the FFL. You will still be able to compete at for full potential, just if you die, you stay here for good, and I get to keep your deposit.

Nekron : This is outrageous!

Kharon: oh boo hoo , get on the boat, ugly!

The two teams pile into Kharon’s tiny little gondola.. The boat ride is the last and most arguess part of the journey. They are not allowed to engage in battle until they reach the battlefield, This leaves them with nothing to do for two hours but talk s**t and tell chuck Norris jokes.

BL Superman: I bet you really think you gonna tear it up out there don’t you.

Nekron: Phhh well ,yea. I mean come on this is kinda my spot.

BL Superman: listen here turkey, Home field advantage don’t mean s**t to BL Kal-El!

Nekron: All I got to do is say one word playa.

BL Superman: I'll Rip your f**kin jaw off before you can even think of sayin s**t B**ch!

Nekron: MUAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

BL Superman: Aww so you think that’s funny huh, well you won’t think it’s so funny when I hold you down a skull F…

Albert Wesker: WOAW! Guys come on lets save it for the field.

BL Superman: SHUT UP WHITE BOY!

Wesker looks around at everyone with a puzzled look on his face. Nekron is still now not only laughing at BL Superman but he is pointing as well. This enrages BL superman and causes him to jump behind the boat and pushes it to shore in the blink of an eye. He lunges for Nekron But is caught by the Black Lantern Entity in midair. Just before Nekron can say "Die," Tallahassee slices of his jaw with his lightsaber.

Tallahassee: Sorry big man I can’t have you go killin us all now.

Nekron releases BL superman who flees for his life. Nekron franticly searches the ground for his severed jaw. The Zombie Priest Raises Nick Houslander, John stewart, and Count Dooku from the grave, but before he can command them to do anything the Zombieland crew and the resident evil crew blow them away.

Tallahassee: I Hate Zombies and isn’t that interference.

The Zombie Priest: No you asshole is raised them from the dead, they were my minions.

Chris Redfield: Hey that is not cool. That’s just not cool bro.

Columbus: You man you can’t just go around raising people from the dead, it’s immoral and it creeps me the f**k out.

The Zombie Priest: But that’s my thing.

Tallahassee: Too bad.

As they are all arguing BL Superman has composed himself and targets them all. he flies in and takes the Zombie Priest out with a blast of heat vision, then he rips out each zombie killers heart one by one as they charge him. Unfortunately for everyone Nekron has found his jaw and managed to reattach it.

He takes a drink of water and then whispers “DIE”.

All combatants except the Black lantern God die instantly.

Season 6: Week 2. Horsemen of Apocalypse vs. The Red Army

The Horsemen are: Superman, Dracula, Pinhead, Jason Voorhies w/blue lightsaber, Leatherface,
Black Hand, and Bruno Sammartino.
The Red Army is: Vampire Orion, Jared Nomak, The Cullen Family (Indigo Lantern Carlisle, Star
Sapphire Esme, Emmett, Alice, Jasper Hale, and Rosalie Hale) Cole Sear w/Soul Gem, Yellow
Lantern Madame Blanc, Red Lantern Miss Tanner, Red Lantern Helena Markos, Susperia witches
#1-5, Angel w/blue lightsaber, and Spike.

A crisp night and a full moon with a chill that never quite leaves. Death herself permeates the FFL
Graveyard. Superman kneels alone in front of a tombstone. "I should have been there when you
died. I should have been there to protect you. I wasn't. I couldn't be. Hopefully, I can find some
way to honor you while I'm here Kara." Kal-el takes a moment to himself before returning to
what was once the Horsemans meeting. "Bruno, where did everybody go?"

"The Dracula and Pinhead, they say they have the score to settle. Jason and the Leatherface
go to the woods, and the Black Hand wander off through the tombstones. Looks like it is just
you and me!" say Bruno. "I expected as much. Let's just hope they can get the job done. I don't
want to be here any longer than I have to." says Superman, as he quickly scans the horizon with
telescopic vision. "Get ready Bruno." warns Superman, heralding the arrival of Vampire Orion,
and Jared Nomak. "I'll be back when I can." says Kal-el, grabbing Vampire Orion and Nomak as he
flies upward out of sight.

Superman flies into space with Vampire Orion and Nomak in tow. Jared Nomck is thrown into the
Sun immediately, although he disintegrates long before he gets there. "Orion, we were friends,
once. Surrender." "That was a lifetime ago. I barely recall our friendship. I am sorry Kal." explains
Orion. "No, old friend, I am." says Superman with regret. Superman lunges at Orion with all of his
speed, but is halted with a full blast of Orion's Astro-Force, stopping him in his tracks. Superman
shakes off the searing pain and counters with a blast of heat vision while flying forward. He
punches Orion and shatters the New God's helmet. In this proximity to the Sun, Vampire Orion
quickly burns. "You deserved better than this." laments Superman as he flies back to Earth.

Meanwhile, back at the Graveyard, the Suspiria witch coven #1-5 are gathered together around
a campfire. "I don't think this is what we're supposed to be doing. Aren't we supposed to be
setting up a spell or something?" asks witch #2 "Who cares?" replies Suspiria witch #4. I didn't
join an all-girls school to be a witch, or whatever." raising an eyebrow. CH-CH-CH HA-HA-HA. "Did
you hear that?" wonders Suspiria witch #3 aloud. "It's just the wind." replies Suspiria witch #1.
CH-CH-CH HA-HA-HA. "There it is again." says Suspiria witch #3 trailing off. Jason's blue lightsaber
chops SW 2 and 3 in half. "I can..." says SW #4 before Leatherface's chainsaw rudely interrupts.
They hack the remaining witches into bits like men possessed. Flashes of light appear as Yellow
Lantern Madame Blanc, Red Lantern Miss Tanner, and Red Lantern Helena Markos arrive at
the scene. "This will certainly set our plans back a bit. No matter, there are always more girls to
use." comments Helena as Miss Tanner and Madame Blanc nod in agreement. Pinhead suddenly
appears. "Greetings ladies, I hear that you have been attempting to lay a claim on Hell. I dispute
your claim." warns Pinhead. Jason and Leatherface stand silent, as the Headmistresses of
Suspiria also do nothing. Seriously, nothing is happening. They say that the scary part of Suspiria
is not what actually happens, but the anticipation of what will occur. So... scared yet? Didn't
think so. Let's move on to another part of the battlefield before we all die of boredom.

The gathering of the Red Army's vampires is far more lively, despite the fact that vampires are
technically undead. Spike and Angel from "Buffy" are relentlessly mocking the Cullen family. "I
can't believe we're stuck with these... ae they even vampires?" "Not really" says Angel. "From
what I understand, the author didn't even do any research into vampire lore. I mean, what
the hell? I know! I'll write a book all about King Arthur, but instead of Camelot, it's on a space
station, and instead of a man, he's a squid. But he's still a king, and his name is Arthur, so it's

all good. Pay me." "Whoa... ix-nay on the ace-spay quid-say. Alan Moore might sue your ass."
comments Spike. "And why is this stupid kid with us, anyway? He's not even a vampire. I don't
get it." "Haven't you ever seen the Sixth Sense. That's Cole Sear" says Angel. "What? The "I see
dead people" kid? In a graveyard? He's probably too scared to do anything but piss himself."
replies Spike, shaking his head. "Maybe that soul gem that they gave him could help him with
that. I mean it's gotta do something, right? I hear those Infinity Gems are pretty useful." ponders
Angel. "I guess." says Spike, clearly annoyed. "Man, if only we weren't on the same team. I would
show these pretenders what a true vampire can do."

"That can be arranged." says Dracula as he enthralls the two. The 3 traditional vampires charge
the Cullens. Indigo lantern Carlisle looks to Star Sapphire Esme. "No matter what happens, our
souls will remain together forever." Esme answers, "Entwined for eternity, my love". This causes
Dracula. Angel, and Spike to halt the charge to projectile vomit. "This is pure torture!" coughs
Dracula. "My legend, cultivated over centuries based on fear and terror, reduced to a tween love
story!" "Now's our chance! Let's get them!" shouts Emmett Cullen, as he and Rosalie run to the
fallen vampires. "No! You fools! Stick together!" yells Jasper Hale. Pinhead joins the fight as
chains burst from seemingly nowhere, rending Emmett and Rosalie to pieces. "For vampires, you
have weak stomachs. Get up." Pinhead calmly states. "You're lucky. You didn't have to see that
disgusting scene." says Dracula rising. "Speaking of missing scenes, where have you been?" "Wait
for it," smirks Pinhead. "No, we are all tired of Suspiria. We are all sick of waiting!" screams
Spike. "Just. Do. Something." "Fine, but there are many horror fans that would disagree. In fact,
many film critics consider it to be a top 10..." "Enough!" The 3 vampires cut off Pinhead mid-
sentence. "Okay, okay... Philistines." replies a dejected the Pinhead, raising his arm. The lifeless
bodies of Jason and Leatherface swing down from the nearest tree on Nooses. Their bodies are
mutilated to varying degrees. I must say, the gore is very impressive. "You killed our teammates?
I mean, it's better than waiting, but you couldn't think of anything more productive?" questions
Dracula. "I didn't kill them, the witches did." counters Pinhead. "Trust me, it's scarier for
everyone this way." Dracula rolls his eyes, "Just tell us what happened with the other witches, so
we can end this damn Suspiria angle once and for all." "Fine, it's not my fault you can't
appreciate excellent cinematography." retorts Pinhead raising his other arm. A rain of blood that
once belonged to the three now deceased Headmistresses begins to trickle down from the
sky. "Here they are now. Notice the vivid color that they add to the scene. It mixes in nicely with
the lighting and really sets the tone." "Yeah, great but now those Cullens kick even more ass
thanks to bloodlust, you dope." states Angel. "And you don't?" answers Pinhead. "Oh, yeah..
good job" realizes Angel. Dracula, aided by the still enthralled Angel and Spike, are revived by the
blood rain and continue the charge to battle. indigo lantern Carlisle, star sapphire Esme, and
Alice Cullen, as well as Jasper Hale, meet them in the middle for a furious battle.

Pinhead remains behind, preferring to attack from a distance. His chains appear again, quickly
dismembering Alice Cullen. Pinhead targets Jasper, but before he can act, he feels a tug on his
leather costume. "Hey mister. I know you weren't always a bad guy. Why are you so mad Elliot?
asks Cole Sear as the soul gem sparkles. Hearing his real name, combined with the power of the
soul gem, reverts Pinhead to his human form, Elliot Spencer. Elliot is horrified by his actions as
Pinhead, but his suffering is short lived, as Jasper Hale punches through his chest.

Bruno Sammartino finally joins the fight. He grabs Cole Sear, and puts him in a Boston Crab. "I
no kill you kid, but you don't use the magic whammy either!" says Bruno, applying pressure and
keeping Sear in just enough pain to ruin his concentration. Jasper puts an end to this by ripping
Sammartino in half. Jasper turns to join the battle at hand, but he and Cole are both felled by a
red and blue blur, their hearts ripped from their chests.

The battle of the vampires resumes. "Esme, use the ring." advises Carlisle. "Of course dear." he
replies. "Dracula, even one as a vile as yourself must have experienced some kind of love. Let it
guide you." Esme Cullen's star sapphire ring encases Dracula in a violet crystal, ending his mental

sway over Spike and Angel. "Ugh, my head is pounding. Maybe you fake vampires aren't so bad
after all." admits Angel. Dracula frees himself, shattering the violet crystal. "Your parlor tricks
cannot stop me. I will not feel love. I only yearn to be feared. You will bow to your true master!"
commands Dracula. "Get real, old man. You are way outnumbered, unless you can't count,
Dracula. Get it?" laughs Spike, who is met with a collective groan.

Indigo lantern Carlisle and Star Sapphire Esme Cullen stand beside Angel and Spike, confronting
a lone Dracula. "I can even the odds a bit. announces Black Hand. Dracula looks less than
pleased, "I have the patience of an immortal, and yet you still try mine. What kept you?" "I
was picking out a very special present for our new friend." explains Hand, which brings out a
rare smile from death's avatar. "I thought you had seen her earlier, but I suppose she's fast,
even by your standards." "What have you done, Hand?" inquires Superman, finally returning
from the initial battle in space. Due to his super hearing, he has been privy to the entire
conversation. "Just a little something to welcome you to the team, hero." answers Black Hand. "I
hope you like it."

Spike and Angel drop suddenly as their hearts are yanked from their chests. A bloody Black
Lantern Supergirl stops upon seeing Kal-el. "KAL! You're here! I was beginning to think that you
might not be back. I know you've missed me. I heard you talking about me earlier. Black Hand
granted your wish when he gave me this ring. We can be together again!" "Kara," whispers
Superman has he looks at it a newly resurrected Black Lantern Supergirl. A single tear rolls down
the face of the Man of Steel. "Kal? Why are you crying? Isn't this what you wanted? To have
a family again?" Sadness gives way to rage as Superman's eyes burn red and his heat vision
exterminates Black Lantern Supergirl. This blast is so powerful that it rips through everything in
its path, also finishing the remaining members of the Red Army, as well as his teammate Dracula.
Black Hand is stunned by this display. "You... you didn't like my gift? Many have begged me for
this opportunity. They have..." Superman cuts Black Hand off mid sentence, grabbing him by the
thoat. "Hal has mentioned you before, and he's told me of your wishes, too. Lucky for you, I'm in
a very giving mood. It's only fair." says Superman squeezing tighter. "But not today William." He
throws Black Hand to the ground. "If you or any of the horseman try something like that again,
I will find a fate worse than death for all of you. In your case, Black Hand, that is life. Spread the
word, William." ends Superman, flying away from the battlefield into a bleak night sky.

The Horsemen of Apocalypse vs The Red Army: Prologue 2

The Electric Boogaloo.
The Red Army is standing around as if waiting for something to happen. Nothing does. More
time ticks away before the vampire Spike of Buffy fame stands. "Really? I have to be the one
to say it?" He shouts with his arms raised. "Where the f*** is our prologue? I mean, damn,
that's almost a death sentence in this league! Why don't any of you losers have a compelling
story to expound upon? Dammit!" He screams before taking out his aggression on an innocent
a locker. The vampire Angel lets Spike tire before speaking. "Chill man, we got something."
he says pointing towards the trio of star sapphire Carlisle Cullen, Esme Cullen and Susperia
Witch number 1 with indigo lantern ring. Carlisle has convinced SW 1 to give him a ring. As she
has the ring over she explains, "I'm not sorry to be rid of it. If you're not a good person, they
control you. They change you. Now I'm free. And I'm about sick of saying 'Nok" all the time." "I
will take that chance," says Carlisle taking the Indigo ring. "And with this ring" he continues,
handing the star sapphire ring to Esme, "I thee Wed." "I do." Esme replies, slipping on the ring
as the two passionately embrace. Spike races to vomit in the nearest trash can, as do half of
The Red Army roster. "Hey man, you asked for it." Says Angel between dry heaves.