Alex's Squad is Ant Man II, Warpath, M.O.D.O.T., (Kingdom Come) Robotman, Bedovian, Ravager, Heavy, Stass Allie, Wheeljack, Decepticon #5, The Cowardly Lion, Finn McCool, and Aunt May.
The Nut-busters Squad #2 Pepper Potts, Zimm (w/ a green lightsaber), Brood Alien #7, Droid Fighter Ship #19, Sharkticon #31, Sentinel #13, White Dragon #12, and Little Goomba #20.
Good day my friends. As it were, your king Joshatu the Tyrannical has taken a leave of absence to pursue his fellow watcher and moronic clone The Neon Master Pogo back to whatever vacation spot he is attempting to waste his life away at. Apparently your watcher has decided to fore-go his responsibilities to the league in favor of walloping said junior watcher. In his stead he has forcibly snatched me out of your history and laid his duties upon my person. Therefore, I will answer this duty with a truly memorable match of note.
Oh my! Where are my manners? It has come to my attention that I have failed to identify myself. My reputation may precede myself in some circles as the founder of Virginia University, the author of The Declaration of Independence, our great nation's first Secretary of State, Vice President to my dear friend John Adams, and the Third President of These United States... Thomas Jefferson.
Here is how the match shall be told...
“When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for two teams consisting of mythical and non-sensical characters of many types to dissolve the political bands which has left them both remaining in this tournament and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of the tournament's nature and that nature's God entitle them a decent respect to the opinions of me, requires that they should declare the causes which impel one of the team's deaths.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that these two teams are not created equal, that one of them must not leave this match alive, and that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are winning the match, losing the match, or dying in it.-- That to secure these rights watchers are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the team owners. That whenever any form of Dark Side Marauder or Droid Fighter Ship becomes destructive of these ends that it is the right of Transformers to abolish these characters. And to institute a yellow lantern to destroying the foundations of a sentinel and goomba alike. With principle, the power of Alexandra DeWitt was organized in such form as to Ravager, M.O.D.O.T., and Heavy whose prudent death effected their safety and happiness. Warpath, indeed shall dictate that Brood Aliens and White Dragons long established should be killed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown, that Zimm is more disposed to suffer while Stass Allie's lightsaber is in his chest than to right themselves by killing more than The Cowardly Lion and Finn McCool with Stark Tech that they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object envinces a design to absolutely reduce a Decepticon (#5), it is their right, their duty to throw off such Sharkticon, and to provide new guards for their security against DeWitt and Potts once Aunt May is dead. Such has been the patient sufferance of these Super Kitties; and such is now the necessity that which constrains them to alter their former system of game plan. The history of The present Nut-busters is a repeated history of injuries, usurpations, and losses, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute loss in this match. To prove this, let this fact be submitted to a candid world...
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