Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Squad #1) are Capt. Universe, (Phoenix Force) Magik, Serpent, Capt. Atom, (Kingdom Come) Green Lantern, Big Barda, (Pre-Suit) Darth Vader, (clone) Darth Maul, Nul (merged with) (Beast Wars) Megatron, (zombie) Absorbing Man, Iron Jedi (Immel clone of Iron Man and Jedi Knight #17), and Kister.
Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Scarlet's Squad) are Dr. Henry Pym, Baby Colossus, Wallace Wells (w/ a demon rod), Jacob Black (w/ star sapphire ring), Cinderblock, R2-KT, Dark Side Adept #14, Hoist, Decepticon #6, Vampire Cat #1, Detective Lubik, and Baby Bucky.
Sup y' all, it's your favorite watcher The Neon Master Pogo here. Ol' Joshatu the Imperious has snatched me away from my off-season island escape once again to watch some meaningless piece of crap. But I must say, Gobotron is pretty cool. It's kind of like a General Motors factory without all the people whining about Union dues and having to work for “the man”. Plus, it's kinda rad cuz I get to watch the new guy's team. I mean, I know they are just Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve repackaged with a new name; but I mean how fitting is a repackaged group when I am on the home planet of The Go-bots. Plus, it shouldn't be too hard, since they are going up against The Super-kitties “C” Team that the two owners threw together for their baby sister out of the junky characters that they don't care about. But anyways, let's get down to it...
“THIS IS NOT GONNA BE WIZARD” Screams Kister, right before Baby Colossus punches his Mos Espian head off. But Colossus in baby form, as well as the rest of his team may pay the price for his brutality, for the rest of the Turrible Decision Squad is pretty P.-O.ed after seeing their mascot's bloody head rolling down the Gobotronian streets. Talk about Yuck Yo!! Big Barda picks up R2-KT by it's/her (whatever) leg and uses the astro-droid (How'd she get so lucky??)? To bust up Cinderblock into what would be a gnarly camp fire site (too bad I left my marshmallows back on the island.... (Wa wa waaaaaaaaa.....).
I'm gonna be like all lazy and stuff, and since it is the off-season I'm just not gonna bother to look up who Serpent is?? I'll just say that he/she (whatever, again) got straight up jacked by a 12 gauge slug to the face via my MAIN MAN, Det. Lubik from the greatest movie ever made, RECOGNIZE!!!!!! Masters of The Universe is in the house YO!! Plus that dude straight up rocked when he played the exact same role in all three Back to The Future movies. I'd say his name; but like I said, Wikipedia just ain't my thing tonight...... Back to the match....
Alan Scott, isn't too old to still be way attracted to Jacob Black's Hella-Sick Abs; but it doesn't stop his politically correct buns of steel from teaming up with Capt. Atom to blast the werewolf into a burnt fur six pack. The Nul-powered Megatron proves that he is the top dawg Transformer regardless of what generation he's from and wipes out Decepticon #6 (I think his name was Blazoo) like it ain't NO THANG. Zombie Absorbing Man sucks the life and powers out of Vampire Cat #1, making him Zombie Vampire Absorbing Feline. Dr. Hank Pym (vintage 90's version) is Toats-McGoats regretting the decision to not have powers or Pym particles and to only rock his “mind” as a weapon. Cuz his mind straight up didn't stop Capt. Universe's cosmic powers from blowing a hole in Wasp's wife (whoops, husband... Freudian slip) brilliant dome. Iron Jedi flies through the air, in his Stark Industries armor, and then nobly uses his lightsaber to murder the baby version of Bucky, before Hoist catches the Immell with his winch head on to waste the double clone. The young Darth Vader, then decides to show off a bit by force choking Wallace Wells, despite his dark protection from the demon rod, all while leaping into the air and onto the back of Hoist. The Sith formerly known as Anakin, then uses his lightsaber to cut into the Autobot, and ride the saber back down to the ground, extinguishing Hoist's spark in the process. Darth Maul can't quite top the awesome feat of awesomeness that his younger than he, Sith Lord Master just threw down; but he does make extremely short work of the lightsaber and blaster wielding Dark Side Adept #14.
Now, faced with their opportunity for a last ditch effort to stay alive in the tournament the seriously B.A. Duo of Baby Colossus and Det. Lubik stand back to back ready to face anything. Lubik cocks his pump shotgun and Colossus flexes his large, yet still tiny metal muscles. They know others would view it as a long shot; but they have no doubt that they can take on any competitors... After all, they are only surrounded by a few chumps, known as Capt. Universe, Magik (who I think just yawned cuz she may have slept through the match until this point), Capt. Atom, Green Lantern, Big Barda, Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Megatron, and Absorbing Man (actually Zombie Vampire Absorbing Feline).
The skirmish begins with a valiant charge by what is left of Scarlet's squad and.......
Saturday, January 11, 2014
Season 7 Schedule
Hi All, Season 7 is right around the corner!! The draft will be on Saturday February 22 at my house at 1:00 pm. Please feel free to get there early for any questions or prep. Here is the schedule, the very small draft list will be posted soon as well. There are a few new things going on with the schedule this season, so read it closely. If there are any questions, or if I made any mistakes on the schedule, you all know how to reach me. Here it is....
Week 1
-100 points
-Setting: Basketball court of the watcher's choosing.
-Prize: Fairchild VZ-5 and 8 Resurrection Points.
**In this match, the two teams will not actually be “fighting” but will be playing basketball against each other. You must play exactly 5 characters (no more, no less) and they must not total more than 100 points. There is no cap on how much any individual character can cost, but they must be able to fit on the court and line up at the opening jump up with their 4 teammates (sorry... no Tripticon or Godzilla).
-Griswold's Nut-busters Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Nickatu (in his triumphant return to Watching)).
-TEAM Vs. The Royal Highness (The Neon Master Pogo).
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Dave (NNFG).
-Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Joshatu)
-Shemalabama's Shit-kickers Vs. Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army (NuFaGtu).
-Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse Vs. The Empire (Becks).
-UNIVERSE BOWL CHAMPIONS: The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Real Man Rabble Rousers (Griffin)
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Krisatu).
Week 2
-300 Points
-Setting: The Water's of Usul's Homeworld
-Prize: NASA X-43 Hyper-X and 15 Resurrection Points
-TEAM Vs. Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Becks).
-Griswold's Nut-busters Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Krisatu)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Griffin).
-Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers Vs. The Royal Highness (The Neon Master Pogo)
-Shemalabama's Shit-kickers Vs. Real Man's Rabble Rousers (Joshatu)
-Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse Vs. Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army (Dave (NNFG).
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. George Washington's Slaves (NuFaGtu).
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. The Empire (Fizz).
Week 3
-500 Points
-Setting: The Southside of Chicago: “The Baddest Part of Town” (Special Guest Referee: Bad Bad Leroy Brown).
-Prize: Clerva W.9 and 21 Resurrection Points.
-Griswold's Nut-busters Vs. Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Griffin).
-TEAM Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (NuFaGtu).
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Royal Highness (Becks)
-Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Krisatu).
-Shemalabama's Shit-kickers Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Dave (NNFG).
-Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse Vs. Real Man's Rabble Rousers (Pogo).
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Empire (Joshatu)
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army (Fizz).
Week 4
-700 Points
-Setting: Beyond the Outer Rim
-Prize: Rockwell X-30 and 35 Graveyard Points.
-Griswold's Nut-busters Vs. The Royal Highness (Dave (NNFG).
-Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions Vs. TEAM (Joshatu)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Pogo)
-Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers Vs. Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Nickatu).
-Shemalabama's Shit-kickers Vs. The Empire (NuFaGtu)
-Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse Vs. George Wahington's Slaves (Griffin)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army (Krisatu).
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. Real Man's Rabble Rousers (Becks).
Week 5
-999 Points
-Setting: The Play-Off Planet
-Prize: F-117 Nighthawk Stealth Fighter and 45 Graveyard Points
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Royal Highness (Joshatu)
-Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Pogo).
-Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Fizz).
-The Empire Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Griffin).
-Shemalabama's Shit-kickers Vs. Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers (Krisatu).
-Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Dave (NNFG)).
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Becks).
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. TEAM (NuFaGtu).
Week 6
-450 Points
-Setting: The Outskirts of Arakeen
-Prize: Bell X-2 and 20 Resurrection Points.
**You may only play 1 Unique character in this match, as a team captain of sorts. The rest must ALL be Commons.
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers (Becks).
-Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (NuFaGtu).
-Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Pogo).
-The Empire Vs. The Royal Highness (Krisatu).
-Shemalabama's Shit-kickers Vs. TEAM (Dave (NNFG)).
-Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (FIZZ).
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderfdlies (Joshatu).
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Griffin).
Week 7
-350 Points
-Setting: Troy (Greece, not Michigan)
-Prize: Adardi AD 3 and 16 Resurrection Points.
-This Death Match, will result in TRIPLE DEATHS for any character that does not make it out of this match. So please choose your squad VERY carefully.
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Shemalabama's Shit-kickers (Fizz).
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse (NuFaGtu).
-The Empire Vs. Real Man's Rabble Rousers (Dave (NNFG)).
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army (Becks).
-Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Krisatu).
-TEAM Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Griffin).
-THE BATTLE OF THE CATS: Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Nickatu).
-The Royal Highness Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions Joshatu).
Week 8
-250 Points
-Setting: “Where the Wild Things Are”
-Prize: Grumman X-29 and 13 Resurrection Points.
-The Royal Highness Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Becks).
-Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Nickatu.
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. TEAM (Krisatu).
-Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Pogo).
-Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army (Joshatu).
-The Empire Vs. George Washington's Slaves (NuFaGtu).
-Shemalabama's Shit-kickers Vs. Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse (Griffin).
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips (Dave (NNFG)).
Week 9
-75 Points
-Setting: The Emperor's Throne Room on Death Star II
-Prize: Vought-Sikorsky VS-300 and 4 Graveyard Points.
-Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Joshatu).
-The Royal Highness Vs. Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Krisatu).
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Becks).
-Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers Vs. TEAM (Dave (NNFG).
-Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Griffin).
-The Empire Vs. Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army (Pogo).
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mosue Grindhouse (NuFaGtu).
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. Shemalabama's Shit-kickers (Fizz).
Week 1
-100 points
-Setting: Basketball court of the watcher's choosing.
-Prize: Fairchild VZ-5 and 8 Resurrection Points.
**In this match, the two teams will not actually be “fighting” but will be playing basketball against each other. You must play exactly 5 characters (no more, no less) and they must not total more than 100 points. There is no cap on how much any individual character can cost, but they must be able to fit on the court and line up at the opening jump up with their 4 teammates (sorry... no Tripticon or Godzilla).
-Griswold's Nut-busters Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Nickatu (in his triumphant return to Watching)).
-TEAM Vs. The Royal Highness (The Neon Master Pogo).
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Dave (NNFG).
-Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Joshatu)
-Shemalabama's Shit-kickers Vs. Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army (NuFaGtu).
-Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse Vs. The Empire (Becks).
-UNIVERSE BOWL CHAMPIONS: The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Real Man Rabble Rousers (Griffin)
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Krisatu).
Week 2
-300 Points
-Setting: The Water's of Usul's Homeworld
-Prize: NASA X-43 Hyper-X and 15 Resurrection Points
-TEAM Vs. Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Becks).
-Griswold's Nut-busters Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Krisatu)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Griffin).
-Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers Vs. The Royal Highness (The Neon Master Pogo)
-Shemalabama's Shit-kickers Vs. Real Man's Rabble Rousers (Joshatu)
-Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse Vs. Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army (Dave (NNFG).
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. George Washington's Slaves (NuFaGtu).
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. The Empire (Fizz).
Week 3
-500 Points
-Setting: The Southside of Chicago: “The Baddest Part of Town” (Special Guest Referee: Bad Bad Leroy Brown).
-Prize: Clerva W.9 and 21 Resurrection Points.
-Griswold's Nut-busters Vs. Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Griffin).
-TEAM Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (NuFaGtu).
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Royal Highness (Becks)
-Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Krisatu).
-Shemalabama's Shit-kickers Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Dave (NNFG).
-Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse Vs. Real Man's Rabble Rousers (Pogo).
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Empire (Joshatu)
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army (Fizz).
Week 4
-700 Points
-Setting: Beyond the Outer Rim
-Prize: Rockwell X-30 and 35 Graveyard Points.
-Griswold's Nut-busters Vs. The Royal Highness (Dave (NNFG).
-Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions Vs. TEAM (Joshatu)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Pogo)
-Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers Vs. Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Nickatu).
-Shemalabama's Shit-kickers Vs. The Empire (NuFaGtu)
-Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse Vs. George Wahington's Slaves (Griffin)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army (Krisatu).
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. Real Man's Rabble Rousers (Becks).
Week 5
-999 Points
-Setting: The Play-Off Planet
-Prize: F-117 Nighthawk Stealth Fighter and 45 Graveyard Points
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Royal Highness (Joshatu)
-Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Pogo).
-Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Fizz).
-The Empire Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Griffin).
-Shemalabama's Shit-kickers Vs. Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers (Krisatu).
-Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Dave (NNFG)).
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Becks).
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. TEAM (NuFaGtu).
Week 6
-450 Points
-Setting: The Outskirts of Arakeen
-Prize: Bell X-2 and 20 Resurrection Points.
**You may only play 1 Unique character in this match, as a team captain of sorts. The rest must ALL be Commons.
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers (Becks).
-Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (NuFaGtu).
-Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Pogo).
-The Empire Vs. The Royal Highness (Krisatu).
-Shemalabama's Shit-kickers Vs. TEAM (Dave (NNFG)).
-Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (FIZZ).
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderfdlies (Joshatu).
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Griffin).
Week 7
-350 Points
-Setting: Troy (Greece, not Michigan)
-Prize: Adardi AD 3 and 16 Resurrection Points.
-This Death Match, will result in TRIPLE DEATHS for any character that does not make it out of this match. So please choose your squad VERY carefully.
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Shemalabama's Shit-kickers (Fizz).
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse (NuFaGtu).
-The Empire Vs. Real Man's Rabble Rousers (Dave (NNFG)).
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army (Becks).
-Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Krisatu).
-TEAM Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Griffin).
-THE BATTLE OF THE CATS: Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Nickatu).
-The Royal Highness Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions Joshatu).
Week 8
-250 Points
-Setting: “Where the Wild Things Are”
-Prize: Grumman X-29 and 13 Resurrection Points.
-The Royal Highness Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Becks).
-Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Nickatu.
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. TEAM (Krisatu).
-Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Pogo).
-Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army (Joshatu).
-The Empire Vs. George Washington's Slaves (NuFaGtu).
-Shemalabama's Shit-kickers Vs. Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse (Griffin).
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips (Dave (NNFG)).
Week 9
-75 Points
-Setting: The Emperor's Throne Room on Death Star II
-Prize: Vought-Sikorsky VS-300 and 4 Graveyard Points.
-Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Joshatu).
-The Royal Highness Vs. Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Krisatu).
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Becks).
-Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers Vs. TEAM (Dave (NNFG).
-Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Griffin).
-The Empire Vs. Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army (Pogo).
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mosue Grindhouse (NuFaGtu).
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. Shemalabama's Shit-kickers (Fizz).
Friday, January 10, 2014
FFL Royal Rumble Part One!
As the two unlucky mooks that drew the first two spots in the FFL Rumble, Strong Guy and A.C. Slater are certainly lamenting their lot in life. "Not only do I get a crap number, but then I have to start off against this nerd?!?" gripes Slater. An offended Strong Guy raises a finger and opens his mouth to to protest, but quickly realizes that he is indeed, kind of a nerd. He shrugs his shoulders and locks up with Slater. Despite being much stronger, Strong Guy is put into a headlock by the technically superior A.C. Slater, Bayside High's premier wrestler. Slater continues the hold, knowing he's going to need help to get the massive Strong Guy out of the ring. He finally kills enough time, and King Hippo enters the ring. "Alright Hippo, let's toss this nerd!" advises Slater. King Hippo responds with a punch to Slater, which sends him to a corner, completely unconcious. "Nice shot pal! Us big, goofy looking guys gotta stick together!" exclaims Strong Guy. King Hippo is offended by the "goofy looking" comment, as he is considered one of the handsomest men in the South Pacific. He punches Strong Guy right over the rope, and down into the infamous FFL cosmic lava surrounding the ring. Before Hippo can throw out the KO'd Slater, the next combatant, Bubastis, enters the ring. The genetically modified pet of Ozymandius springs straight for the throat of King Hippo, but is denied as the fat man barely has a neck to begin with. Bubastis is swatted on the nose by Hippo, who then begins bleeting. The wild cat seems to understand King Hippo, and it appears that the two have entered into some kind of agreement. They stand together against an entering No-ship Futar #3, and Bubastis attacks first. He successfully attaches himself to the Futar's neck, and Hippo begins to pummel the ensnared Dune character. The Futar is uppercut out of the ring, but Bubastis is still unfortunately on him, and they both tumble into the lava. King Hippo shows little remorse for his temporary teammate, and raises his hands in a victory celebration. The next in is the Sardakun Terror Troop. The berzerker wastes no time and clotheslines hippo, but it has no effect on the big man. The Terror Troop attempts to run the ropes to get more momentum for a stronger clothesline, but his lack of in ring experience is apparent. He flips backward over the top rope and eliminates himself on accident. Kids, don't forget to keep an arm up when trying to bounce off the ropes, or that could be you! King Hippo again mocks the recently eliminated as The Teen Titans' Thunder comes into the squared circle. Thunder furiously attacks the Punch-Out!! boxer, but all of his blows are blocked. Hippo counter attacks a winded Thunder, who is barely standing up to the beating. He-Man's King Radnor is up next, but he decides to hang back instead of rushing in to face the thus-far dominant King Hippo. Thunder is smashed with a final fist and flies over the top rope, while a smiling King Radnor approaches Hippo. "Did you know that you telegraph your punches, friend?" asks the wise King Radnor (actually, how wise could he be if he couldn't even tell that his son Adam was He-man? I mean, they look exactly the same. Sigh..... aaaaanyways....). An angry King Hippo misses Radnor many times, and raises his fist to strike again. King Radnor strikes the arm, which causes Hippo's pants to fall down. King Radnor furiously attacks the exposed navel of Hippo until the boxer finally falls to the ground, KO'd. Radnor tries with all his might to lift Hippo over the rope, but is not fairing well. Harley Race enters the FFL Rumble and immediately helps with the massive boxer's ousting, but they are still unable to throw King Hippo out. They keep trying until the next entrant, Zack Ryder, comes to their aid. The three men finally manage to toss the huge Hippo over the top rope. King Radnor and Harley Race begin to catch their breath. "Whew... not as young as we used to be, eh Radnor?" asks Race. Radnor nods and looks up to see Zack Ryder charging them both in hopes of a double clothesline. The exhausted elders have little chance and are both eliminated by Zack Ryder....
And this seems like a good a time as any to hand it off to our next featured Watcher, who is no doubt pissed that he had to wait this long to watch. What can I say? Slackers gonna slack. This leaves Zack Ryder and an all but forgotten and still KO'd A.C Slater in his awaiting hands...
And this seems like a good a time as any to hand it off to our next featured Watcher, who is no doubt pissed that he had to wait this long to watch. What can I say? Slackers gonna slack. This leaves Zack Ryder and an all but forgotten and still KO'd A.C Slater in his awaiting hands...
Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Layanderlett's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a new Family Vs. Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army
Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Alex's Squad) are Ant Man II, Warpath, M.O.D.O.T., (Kingdom Come) Robotman, Bedovian, Ravager, Heavy, Stass Allie, Wheeljack, Decepticon #5, The Cowardly Lion, Finn McCool, and Aunt May.
Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army is Baby Nightcrawler, Fool Killer, Whizzy the Supercat, Jared Nomak (w/ Despotellis' yellow ring), Batzarro, Tarful, Darth Binks, Aleta One (w/ The Autobot Matrix of Leadership AKA: Aletimus Prime), Trax, Alice Cullen, Mansquito, CeCe Jones, and Bella Thorn.
Gobotron... The Final frontier. The place where we separate the boys who would grow up to be men and the boys who would grow up to never kiss a girl (the former are writing nerd stories about Cybertron). The Red Army was late getting their team in, but for some nonsensical reason, the republicans in Congress gave him an extension and let him send one in anyway even though they new it would probably suck. Alex on the other hand put up the best possible squad that he could put together (naturally though the best possible squad he could put together did not include the “actual” best characters for the tournament, because Laya sniped those first for her squad).
Ravager and Tarful fight fiercely in the first pitched battle of the tournament (get the Becks shout out, out of the way now (great work on The Universe Bowl by the way B-2)). While the giant Finn McCool is fitting in nicely in the Gobotron landscape where he squashes Mansquito with relative ease. Darth Binks rushes at the cowardly Lion; but Stass Allie intercepts the fight saying “Maxie Biggs this BINKS”!! As she disarms the gungan and then slices the psuedo-Sith Lord in half. Although Binks does get one wicked hilarious “OH NO!! WHERE'S A MEESA LIGHTSABER” out before he dies. WOW this stuff never gets old, Thank you so much George Lucas!! Baby Nightcrawler, may still be larger than Ant Man, but unlike the mini-mutant, Ant Man's powers do not shrink along with him, in fact they grow. Nightcrawler manages to keep away from Lang for a while, but once the near microscopic Avenger gets on the body of Nightcrawler, it doesn't matter how much he teleports; because with every BAMF, Ant Man simply stays with him. The former convict, then proves that he is now a GREAT superhero by crawling in the ear of Nightcrawler and murdering the baby by grossly jacking up his mutant brain. Warpath proves that he is not a fool, by not being killed by Fool Killer. Althouth he does make a path of war through the face of Fool Killer by using his mutant enhanced strength to turn it to mush inside his not so awesome looking mask. M.O.D.O.T. Is reciting his favorite “Miss Bliss” Era episode of Saved By the Bell, word for word when Whizzy the Super Cat saves the ears, and sanity of all involved by flying through the center of the moron like a rocket to vanish him from this match. The World's worst detective, Batzarro discovers through much intense work that Robotman wishes to kill him, when he notices an Ion Blast heading directly for his face. As it turns out, Batzarro was correct. Jared Nomak is definitely a great choice for a yellow lantern, as he was pretty freakin scary even before he got the ring, but despite him fighting fiercely against Bedovian, the veteran Sinestro corps member, keeps his distance from the enhanced vampire and uses his sniper abilities to blow Nomak to pieces. Tarful and Ravager's battle finally comes to an end, when the stronger Tarful gets a hold of Deathstroke's daughter and snaps her neck. The Clone Trooper Heavy, doesn't weigh too much for Trax to pick him up off the ground and then throw him into the air. Once he is airborne, Trax uses his hand mounted lasers to blast him back out of the air. Wheeljack doesn't need to worry about giving pedestrians the right of way, here on Gobotron since there are no pedestrians or laws to defend them; so I guess the Autobot doesn't need to feel bad about not even remotely slowing down when he runs over CeCe Jones and Bella Thorn. Aletimus Prime makes shiny, pink, feminine, and short work of Decepticon #5, by laser-blasting his face off like only a female version non-gender specific beings can do. Alice Cullen, decides to ignore her vow of not killing humans by rationalizing that Aunt May was about to die of old age in an hour or two anyway. She enjoys eating the flesh and drinking the blood of the old broad. Good times..,. Good times.
The two squads both close ranks, after some losses on both sides. Stass Allie and Aletimus Prime both take command of their respective squads with a backdrop of progressive feminism that would make Hillary Clinton proud. Finn McCool and Wheeljack engage in an awkward giant battle with Aletimus Prime and Trax that fits in perfectly here on Gobotron. Wheeljack blasts Trax repeatedly before Prime returns the favor by blasting Wheeljack's spark apart. Finn McCool uses his massive hands to finish what Wheeljack started and crush the head of Trax; but Trax is quickly avenged as Aletimus spin kicks Finn into a Gobotronian building and then leaps on top of the Scottish giant to finish him off. Now, unable to quell her thirst for blood, Alice Cullen rushes at Stass Allie; but she finds the Jedi Master to be much harder to get a hold of than Aunt May. Stass Allie dodges the vampire's initial attacks and then swiftly decapitates the vampire with her lightsaber. Tarful and The Cowardly Lion engage each other in a bout of furry combat that is one for the ages. Much fur flies around the steely Gobotron sky as they pull fur and shed on one another. The Lion has shed his cowardness as well and if Tarful had any tar in his fur it is definitely not full of it anymore. In fact he is definitley tar empty. Because they are both pulling each other's fur out. In case I haven't been clear about this, they are both very furry, and they are fighting. Or at least they were. They are now done and the Lion is dead. I couldn't really see why though.... They were both too furry. Whizzy the Supercat is easily outrunning Bedovian, when the Kryptonian kitty is ambushed by Warpath and Robotman. The two Super Kitties attempt to overpower the super kitty; but Whizzy bites through the center circuits of Robotman killing the cyborg. This attack leaves Whizzy vulnerable to Warpath, who grabs a hold of the much smaller Whizzy and is able to overpower the cat, eventually breaking its super-powered neck.
Stass Allie, now stands at the ready with her ignited lightsaber, while she is squared up by the wookie Tarful, while Ant Man, Warpath, and Bedovian team up to battle against the Autobot leader Aletimus. Tarful, is a skilled fighter who comes at Allie with an intense berserker rage. This kind of emotion filled/meticulously delivered attack would be more than successful against most combatants, and even many Jedi; but an experienced Jedi Council member such as Master Allie looks deeply into the force and steps aside at the exact right moment, allowing her to take out Tarful with one swift lightsaber swing. Bedovian keeps his distance from Aletimus, while taking pot shots at her from afar with his yellow ring, while Ant Man shrinks down to near microscopic size and works his way inside the massive Autobot's body. Warpath knows of Ant Man's plan and runs at Aletimus to create a diversion, but Aletimus overwhelms the much smaller Warpath and crushes him, much like he did to Whizzy. Stass Allie rushes over to her teammates to aid them against Aletimus, right as the chick Autobot is about to close the gap against Bedovian. Nothing the jedi or the lantern do seem to have an overwhelming affect on Prime, until all of the sudden she seems to start malfunctioning. The two of them begin to realize that whatever Ant Man is up to, it seems to be working. Stass Allie concentrates her force power to force push the massive robot over, and then looks over to see Bedovian conjuring up as much yellow energy as he can muster. Stass yells to Bedovian: “WAIT!! WE HAVE TO GIVE ANT MAN TIME TO GET OUT”!! But the yellow lantern has no desire to risk losing the match and uses his Qwardian ring to finish her off, blowing her to pieces and killing their teammate Ant Man in the process.
Taylor Swift and Barack's Red Army is Baby Nightcrawler, Fool Killer, Whizzy the Supercat, Jared Nomak (w/ Despotellis' yellow ring), Batzarro, Tarful, Darth Binks, Aleta One (w/ The Autobot Matrix of Leadership AKA: Aletimus Prime), Trax, Alice Cullen, Mansquito, CeCe Jones, and Bella Thorn.
Gobotron... The Final frontier. The place where we separate the boys who would grow up to be men and the boys who would grow up to never kiss a girl (the former are writing nerd stories about Cybertron). The Red Army was late getting their team in, but for some nonsensical reason, the republicans in Congress gave him an extension and let him send one in anyway even though they new it would probably suck. Alex on the other hand put up the best possible squad that he could put together (naturally though the best possible squad he could put together did not include the “actual” best characters for the tournament, because Laya sniped those first for her squad).
Ravager and Tarful fight fiercely in the first pitched battle of the tournament (get the Becks shout out, out of the way now (great work on The Universe Bowl by the way B-2)). While the giant Finn McCool is fitting in nicely in the Gobotron landscape where he squashes Mansquito with relative ease. Darth Binks rushes at the cowardly Lion; but Stass Allie intercepts the fight saying “Maxie Biggs this BINKS”!! As she disarms the gungan and then slices the psuedo-Sith Lord in half. Although Binks does get one wicked hilarious “OH NO!! WHERE'S A MEESA LIGHTSABER” out before he dies. WOW this stuff never gets old, Thank you so much George Lucas!! Baby Nightcrawler, may still be larger than Ant Man, but unlike the mini-mutant, Ant Man's powers do not shrink along with him, in fact they grow. Nightcrawler manages to keep away from Lang for a while, but once the near microscopic Avenger gets on the body of Nightcrawler, it doesn't matter how much he teleports; because with every BAMF, Ant Man simply stays with him. The former convict, then proves that he is now a GREAT superhero by crawling in the ear of Nightcrawler and murdering the baby by grossly jacking up his mutant brain. Warpath proves that he is not a fool, by not being killed by Fool Killer. Althouth he does make a path of war through the face of Fool Killer by using his mutant enhanced strength to turn it to mush inside his not so awesome looking mask. M.O.D.O.T. Is reciting his favorite “Miss Bliss” Era episode of Saved By the Bell, word for word when Whizzy the Super Cat saves the ears, and sanity of all involved by flying through the center of the moron like a rocket to vanish him from this match. The World's worst detective, Batzarro discovers through much intense work that Robotman wishes to kill him, when he notices an Ion Blast heading directly for his face. As it turns out, Batzarro was correct. Jared Nomak is definitely a great choice for a yellow lantern, as he was pretty freakin scary even before he got the ring, but despite him fighting fiercely against Bedovian, the veteran Sinestro corps member, keeps his distance from the enhanced vampire and uses his sniper abilities to blow Nomak to pieces. Tarful and Ravager's battle finally comes to an end, when the stronger Tarful gets a hold of Deathstroke's daughter and snaps her neck. The Clone Trooper Heavy, doesn't weigh too much for Trax to pick him up off the ground and then throw him into the air. Once he is airborne, Trax uses his hand mounted lasers to blast him back out of the air. Wheeljack doesn't need to worry about giving pedestrians the right of way, here on Gobotron since there are no pedestrians or laws to defend them; so I guess the Autobot doesn't need to feel bad about not even remotely slowing down when he runs over CeCe Jones and Bella Thorn. Aletimus Prime makes shiny, pink, feminine, and short work of Decepticon #5, by laser-blasting his face off like only a female version non-gender specific beings can do. Alice Cullen, decides to ignore her vow of not killing humans by rationalizing that Aunt May was about to die of old age in an hour or two anyway. She enjoys eating the flesh and drinking the blood of the old broad. Good times..,. Good times.
The two squads both close ranks, after some losses on both sides. Stass Allie and Aletimus Prime both take command of their respective squads with a backdrop of progressive feminism that would make Hillary Clinton proud. Finn McCool and Wheeljack engage in an awkward giant battle with Aletimus Prime and Trax that fits in perfectly here on Gobotron. Wheeljack blasts Trax repeatedly before Prime returns the favor by blasting Wheeljack's spark apart. Finn McCool uses his massive hands to finish what Wheeljack started and crush the head of Trax; but Trax is quickly avenged as Aletimus spin kicks Finn into a Gobotronian building and then leaps on top of the Scottish giant to finish him off. Now, unable to quell her thirst for blood, Alice Cullen rushes at Stass Allie; but she finds the Jedi Master to be much harder to get a hold of than Aunt May. Stass Allie dodges the vampire's initial attacks and then swiftly decapitates the vampire with her lightsaber. Tarful and The Cowardly Lion engage each other in a bout of furry combat that is one for the ages. Much fur flies around the steely Gobotron sky as they pull fur and shed on one another. The Lion has shed his cowardness as well and if Tarful had any tar in his fur it is definitely not full of it anymore. In fact he is definitley tar empty. Because they are both pulling each other's fur out. In case I haven't been clear about this, they are both very furry, and they are fighting. Or at least they were. They are now done and the Lion is dead. I couldn't really see why though.... They were both too furry. Whizzy the Supercat is easily outrunning Bedovian, when the Kryptonian kitty is ambushed by Warpath and Robotman. The two Super Kitties attempt to overpower the super kitty; but Whizzy bites through the center circuits of Robotman killing the cyborg. This attack leaves Whizzy vulnerable to Warpath, who grabs a hold of the much smaller Whizzy and is able to overpower the cat, eventually breaking its super-powered neck.
Stass Allie, now stands at the ready with her ignited lightsaber, while she is squared up by the wookie Tarful, while Ant Man, Warpath, and Bedovian team up to battle against the Autobot leader Aletimus. Tarful, is a skilled fighter who comes at Allie with an intense berserker rage. This kind of emotion filled/meticulously delivered attack would be more than successful against most combatants, and even many Jedi; but an experienced Jedi Council member such as Master Allie looks deeply into the force and steps aside at the exact right moment, allowing her to take out Tarful with one swift lightsaber swing. Bedovian keeps his distance from Aletimus, while taking pot shots at her from afar with his yellow ring, while Ant Man shrinks down to near microscopic size and works his way inside the massive Autobot's body. Warpath knows of Ant Man's plan and runs at Aletimus to create a diversion, but Aletimus overwhelms the much smaller Warpath and crushes him, much like he did to Whizzy. Stass Allie rushes over to her teammates to aid them against Aletimus, right as the chick Autobot is about to close the gap against Bedovian. Nothing the jedi or the lantern do seem to have an overwhelming affect on Prime, until all of the sudden she seems to start malfunctioning. The two of them begin to realize that whatever Ant Man is up to, it seems to be working. Stass Allie concentrates her force power to force push the massive robot over, and then looks over to see Bedovian conjuring up as much yellow energy as he can muster. Stass yells to Bedovian: “WAIT!! WE HAVE TO GIVE ANT MAN TIME TO GET OUT”!! But the yellow lantern has no desire to risk losing the match and uses his Qwardian ring to finish her off, blowing her to pieces and killing their teammate Ant Man in the process.
Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters
Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (squad #3) are Michael Vick, Quills, Kaine, (Kingdom Come) Steel, Book Worm, Dark Jedi Master #11A, Dark Jedi Master #36, Junkeon #1, Droideka #1, and Jenna Jameson.
Griswold's Nut-busters (squad #3) are Capt. Wacky, Brood Alien #8, Ali Rayner-West, Dark Side Marauder #8, Droid Fighter Ship #20, Sharkticon #32, Sentinel #14, Green Dragon #10, and Smurf #3.
Hey this laya I'm on gobotron and there is a huge fight here two teams are fighting the names of the teams are barcly number 3 and griswold number 3 wow thats gonna hurt michael vick comes up behind captain wacky and punches his neck and back he hits his spine and there is much brain damage captain wacky is dead. Thats one kill for michael vick and his last, the green dragon blows out poison michael vick is dead. Quill stands up to fight brood alien number 8 brood alien number 8 attacks and drops one its eggs it reproduces there are 2 brood aliens just then droideka runs them over and they are dead both the brood aliens.steel and book worm work together the droideka runs them over as well and steel and book worm are dead dark jedi master number 11a. Ali Rayner West says nanana booboo you cant catch me I'm so fast you cant catch me especially if you cant see where I am right then ali rayner west keeps on slapping the dark jedi master as so his friend jedi master number 36 comes to TRY and help him but ali keeps on slapping and punching the jedi masters they are dead. The droideka the dark side marander screams ahhhhhh dark side marander is dead. Droid fighter ship killed jenna but it was to late the droid fighter ship flew and hit jenna ,jenna is dead .sentinel help said sharkticon they were both trying so hard to help each other and protect each other but droideka number one is to strong they give up sharkticon and sentinal are dead .junkeon is awesom junkeon not dead yippee and as junkeon turns around and the droid fighter ship takes him out junkeon is dead. ali come in get me kain said okay if you say so ali runs over to him with her ring and sufficates him kaine is dead as the only one in that is left the droideka the droideka also very angry runs over smurf number 3 he is dead ali rayner west then vibrates into the droideka and breaks his wires she vibrates out the droideka is dead griswold number three wins the fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Griswold's Nut-busters (squad #3) are Capt. Wacky, Brood Alien #8, Ali Rayner-West, Dark Side Marauder #8, Droid Fighter Ship #20, Sharkticon #32, Sentinel #14, Green Dragon #10, and Smurf #3.
Hey this laya I'm on gobotron and there is a huge fight here two teams are fighting the names of the teams are barcly number 3 and griswold number 3 wow thats gonna hurt michael vick comes up behind captain wacky and punches his neck and back he hits his spine and there is much brain damage captain wacky is dead. Thats one kill for michael vick and his last, the green dragon blows out poison michael vick is dead. Quill stands up to fight brood alien number 8 brood alien number 8 attacks and drops one its eggs it reproduces there are 2 brood aliens just then droideka runs them over and they are dead both the brood aliens.steel and book worm work together the droideka runs them over as well and steel and book worm are dead dark jedi master number 11a. Ali Rayner West says nanana booboo you cant catch me I'm so fast you cant catch me especially if you cant see where I am right then ali rayner west keeps on slapping the dark jedi master as so his friend jedi master number 36 comes to TRY and help him but ali keeps on slapping and punching the jedi masters they are dead. The droideka the dark side marander screams ahhhhhh dark side marander is dead. Droid fighter ship killed jenna but it was to late the droid fighter ship flew and hit jenna ,jenna is dead .sentinel help said sharkticon they were both trying so hard to help each other and protect each other but droideka number one is to strong they give up sharkticon and sentinal are dead .junkeon is awesom junkeon not dead yippee and as junkeon turns around and the droid fighter ship takes him out junkeon is dead. ali come in get me kain said okay if you say so ali runs over to him with her ring and sufficates him kaine is dead as the only one in that is left the droideka the droideka also very angry runs over smurf number 3 he is dead ali rayner west then vibrates into the droideka and breaks his wires she vibrates out the droideka is dead griswold number three wins the fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, January 5, 2014
Unlucky 13: Griswold's Nut-Busters vs The Royal Highness
The Nut-Busters are Jarvis, Heat Man, Brood Alien #6, G.L. 7177.6, Dark Side Marauder #6, Droid Fighter Ship #18, Sharkticon #10, Sentinel #12, Brass Dragon #4, and Doozer #5.
The Highness is Nova (w/ Xandarian Worldmind), Beast (Original), The Phantom Stranger, Chriselion, Hush, Chameleon, Micah Jiett, Jedi Master #41, Sunstreaker, The Ideon, Black Lantern Super Soldier, Invincible, and Linus Van Pelt.
Outside an old fueling station on Gobotron, the Nut-Busters gathered for warmth around Heat Man. The planet was a cold and desolate place since the GoBots were sold in to slavery by the ever-resourceful Junkions, and rust was slowly eating it away. Edwin Jarvis sat with their Doozer mascot on his shoulder, examining G.L. 7177.6 in an effort to occupy his thoughts. The Dark Side Marauder, Sharkticon, and Brood kept watch at the feet of the Sentinel. Above them, a Brass Dragon and Droid Fighter Ship circled in constant patrol. "Is this all really worth it for a spacecraft?" Jarvis lamented. "We got to this awful place just fine without it." Heat Man rubbed his temples. "Jeez, Jeeves, you sure can be a whiner for all you've been put through. Suck it up now or lay down and die, 'cause we're gonna be here a while." Jarvis sighed and attempted to regain composure. "I suppose if we're dying either way we should die fighting. Repeatedly." From thin air, The Phantom Stranger stepped out before the squad. "And you'll get your wish, Edwin." he assured the butler. By instinct, the Brood charged The Stranger. With a brief glance, he turned his assailant inside-out. "I've seen this play out countless different ways. You can only prolong the inevitable."
The Nut-Busters stood alert, and the Dark Side Marauder spoke with awe in her voice. "Your power is incredible. If you want us dead, why are we still here?" The Stranger cracked a smirk. "Don't misunderstand, I'm only offering fair warning. The others will take care of it. Frankly, I don't have time for little things." The Stranger vanished into a cloud of smoke that emerged from his trenchcoat, and for a moment things were quiet. The silence was broken when Micah Jiett and an accompanying Jedi Master leapt from the smoke, cutting down the Dark Side Marauder and Sharkticon effortlessly with their lightsabers. As Heat Man began to take action, a sphere of solid green light formed around him, Jarvis, and G.L. 7177.6. Chriselion had arrived, and he began to shrink his construct around his foes. G.L. 7177.6 activated his internal power battery and absorbed the energy from their prison, leeching the remaining power from Chriselion's ring. The Lantern was helpless, and the freed Heat Man crushed him into the ground with a burning fist before turning his attention back to the two Jedi.
The Jedi Master ran around distracting the giant android while Jiett tried to climb to the head and find a weak point to strike. Unfortunately, this attracted the attention of the nearby Droid Fighter Ship, which began to spray laser fire at the unsuspecting Micah until nothing remained but a pair of smoldering legs. "Jiett, no! Jiett is down! Send the backup, qui-!" The Jedi Master's shouting was cut short as Heat Man grabbed his neck and ignited his head. In moments, a rumbling noise was heard approaching from down the road. Three armored trucks pulled to the edge of the fray, driven by Beast, Hush, and Invincible, while Sunstreaker, Nova, and Black Lantern Super Soldier followed close behind them. "Could you drive those any slower?" Sunstreaker complained. "We practically missed the whole fight." The trucks began to transform and merge into Ideon. After the Sentinel brushed off Micah Jiett's remains, it detected Beast inside the newly formed mecha nearby. It fired an energy blast at The Ideon, but to no effect. In retaliation, the Ideon produced an energy sword from each wrist and swiftly cut the Sentinel to ribbons. Sunstreaker scoffed. "Somebody is overcompensating. Is it because it takes 3 pilots just to make you work?" The Ideon, barely sentient at best, was silent.
Jarvis had attempted to distance himself from the fight, but soon he felt a tap on his shoulder. He was surprised to see the familiar face of Tony Stark. "Hey Jarvis, how's the big tussle?" Stark inquired. "If you're feeling tired, we could always go home. Drink some cocoa, snuggle by the fire." Jarvis raised his fists. "Oh, how precious. Nice try, but I know a thing or two about doppelgangers." The misdirection still proved effective, as Linus Van Pelt jumped up from behind and wrapped his blanket around Jarvis's throat. As the Doozer attempted to flee from his perch, Chameleon caught him and crushed him between his fingers. "Shh, it's nap time now." Linus whispered to his victim. "Be one with the blanket. Shh... sleeeeep." Jarvis fell to the ground, and Linus stood. He turned expectantly to Chameleon, who had reverted to his natural form. "Uh... G-great job, kid." Chameleon stammered, horrified by his mascot's display. The remaining Nut-Busters grouped closely, surrounded by The Royal Highness. Nova promptly removed the Brass Dragon and Droid Fighter Ship with blasts of energy before attacking Heat Man. Black Lantern Super Soldier was drawn to the green glow of 7177.6's power battery. He tackled the robot and began pummeling it in to the ground. Unable to drain the black ring of its power, G.L. 7177.6 resorted to a final solution: mutually assured destruction. The plating over his power battery popped open and began to glow brightly. Heat Man and Nova abruptly ceased fire and turned to their teammates in horror. Before they could speak, the blast took them. Waves of green light demolished the battlefield, leaving a crater nearly half-mile across in its place. From the red-hot remains of The Ideon, Invincible emerged to survey what remained. No other survivors could be found. At his side appeared The Phantom Stranger, who clasped his ally's shoulder. "You all did well today," he assured Invincible, "but we can't stop to mourn. Even now, there are others drawing closer to The Revenge." Invincible clenched a fist. "You could have done something. You could have written them out of existence. Instead you hid back, and for what? Some code of non-interference?"
The Stranger glared plaintively at the fourth wall. "My power was... limited. Some things can't be controlled." With that, they left the wreckage for their next destination.
The Highness is Nova (w/ Xandarian Worldmind), Beast (Original), The Phantom Stranger, Chriselion, Hush, Chameleon, Micah Jiett, Jedi Master #41, Sunstreaker, The Ideon, Black Lantern Super Soldier, Invincible, and Linus Van Pelt.
Outside an old fueling station on Gobotron, the Nut-Busters gathered for warmth around Heat Man. The planet was a cold and desolate place since the GoBots were sold in to slavery by the ever-resourceful Junkions, and rust was slowly eating it away. Edwin Jarvis sat with their Doozer mascot on his shoulder, examining G.L. 7177.6 in an effort to occupy his thoughts. The Dark Side Marauder, Sharkticon, and Brood kept watch at the feet of the Sentinel. Above them, a Brass Dragon and Droid Fighter Ship circled in constant patrol. "Is this all really worth it for a spacecraft?" Jarvis lamented. "We got to this awful place just fine without it." Heat Man rubbed his temples. "Jeez, Jeeves, you sure can be a whiner for all you've been put through. Suck it up now or lay down and die, 'cause we're gonna be here a while." Jarvis sighed and attempted to regain composure. "I suppose if we're dying either way we should die fighting. Repeatedly." From thin air, The Phantom Stranger stepped out before the squad. "And you'll get your wish, Edwin." he assured the butler. By instinct, the Brood charged The Stranger. With a brief glance, he turned his assailant inside-out. "I've seen this play out countless different ways. You can only prolong the inevitable."
The Nut-Busters stood alert, and the Dark Side Marauder spoke with awe in her voice. "Your power is incredible. If you want us dead, why are we still here?" The Stranger cracked a smirk. "Don't misunderstand, I'm only offering fair warning. The others will take care of it. Frankly, I don't have time for little things." The Stranger vanished into a cloud of smoke that emerged from his trenchcoat, and for a moment things were quiet. The silence was broken when Micah Jiett and an accompanying Jedi Master leapt from the smoke, cutting down the Dark Side Marauder and Sharkticon effortlessly with their lightsabers. As Heat Man began to take action, a sphere of solid green light formed around him, Jarvis, and G.L. 7177.6. Chriselion had arrived, and he began to shrink his construct around his foes. G.L. 7177.6 activated his internal power battery and absorbed the energy from their prison, leeching the remaining power from Chriselion's ring. The Lantern was helpless, and the freed Heat Man crushed him into the ground with a burning fist before turning his attention back to the two Jedi.
The Jedi Master ran around distracting the giant android while Jiett tried to climb to the head and find a weak point to strike. Unfortunately, this attracted the attention of the nearby Droid Fighter Ship, which began to spray laser fire at the unsuspecting Micah until nothing remained but a pair of smoldering legs. "Jiett, no! Jiett is down! Send the backup, qui-!" The Jedi Master's shouting was cut short as Heat Man grabbed his neck and ignited his head. In moments, a rumbling noise was heard approaching from down the road. Three armored trucks pulled to the edge of the fray, driven by Beast, Hush, and Invincible, while Sunstreaker, Nova, and Black Lantern Super Soldier followed close behind them. "Could you drive those any slower?" Sunstreaker complained. "We practically missed the whole fight." The trucks began to transform and merge into Ideon. After the Sentinel brushed off Micah Jiett's remains, it detected Beast inside the newly formed mecha nearby. It fired an energy blast at The Ideon, but to no effect. In retaliation, the Ideon produced an energy sword from each wrist and swiftly cut the Sentinel to ribbons. Sunstreaker scoffed. "Somebody is overcompensating. Is it because it takes 3 pilots just to make you work?" The Ideon, barely sentient at best, was silent.
Jarvis had attempted to distance himself from the fight, but soon he felt a tap on his shoulder. He was surprised to see the familiar face of Tony Stark. "Hey Jarvis, how's the big tussle?" Stark inquired. "If you're feeling tired, we could always go home. Drink some cocoa, snuggle by the fire." Jarvis raised his fists. "Oh, how precious. Nice try, but I know a thing or two about doppelgangers." The misdirection still proved effective, as Linus Van Pelt jumped up from behind and wrapped his blanket around Jarvis's throat. As the Doozer attempted to flee from his perch, Chameleon caught him and crushed him between his fingers. "Shh, it's nap time now." Linus whispered to his victim. "Be one with the blanket. Shh... sleeeeep." Jarvis fell to the ground, and Linus stood. He turned expectantly to Chameleon, who had reverted to his natural form. "Uh... G-great job, kid." Chameleon stammered, horrified by his mascot's display. The remaining Nut-Busters grouped closely, surrounded by The Royal Highness. Nova promptly removed the Brass Dragon and Droid Fighter Ship with blasts of energy before attacking Heat Man. Black Lantern Super Soldier was drawn to the green glow of 7177.6's power battery. He tackled the robot and began pummeling it in to the ground. Unable to drain the black ring of its power, G.L. 7177.6 resorted to a final solution: mutually assured destruction. The plating over his power battery popped open and began to glow brightly. Heat Man and Nova abruptly ceased fire and turned to their teammates in horror. Before they could speak, the blast took them. Waves of green light demolished the battlefield, leaving a crater nearly half-mile across in its place. From the red-hot remains of The Ideon, Invincible emerged to survey what remained. No other survivors could be found. At his side appeared The Phantom Stranger, who clasped his ally's shoulder. "You all did well today," he assured Invincible, "but we can't stop to mourn. Even now, there are others drawing closer to The Revenge." Invincible clenched a fist. "You could have done something. You could have written them out of existence. Instead you hid back, and for what? Some code of non-interference?"
The Stranger glared plaintively at the fourth wall. "My power was... limited. Some things can't be controlled." With that, they left the wreckage for their next destination.
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