The Underhills are Prof. Snape, Blue Wizard #1-2, Radaghast the Brown, Arwen Evenstar, The Punisher, Microchip, Raven, Iroh, The Terminator (2), Spider-Man, Green Lantern #1-5, Blue Lantern #1-2, & Jedi Guardian #1-7.
NAZA is The Balrog of Moria, Haggrid, Monkey D. Luffy, Vegeta, Boba Fett, The Sith Triumverate: Darth Traya, Darth Nihilus, & Darth Sion, Omniman, Riggs (w/ a DL-44 Heavy Blaster) & Murtaugh (w/ a Racoon Leaf), Wizard #1-5, & Velociraptor #1-4.
Sigmas are: The entire following team on an aircraft carrier: Ki Adi Mundi, Qui Gon Jinn, Sardakaur #1-20, Satoro Gojo, Gigachad, Iron Hide, Jhin, Tree Sentinel #1-10, The Fear, The Sorrow, The Pain, The Fury, The End, Griffith, Mouser #1-20, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Starr, and Gary, Mon-Starr, Mario, Luigi, Waluigi, Muckman and Joe Eyeball, Ramjet, Dirge, and Bene Gesserit #9 & 10 and Ice Man and Slider in a F-14
The League of Extraordinary Heterosexual Gentlemen are: Avatar Aang w/ Star Saphire, Ahsoka Tano, General Kenobi, Martian Manhunter, Superman, Magneto, 21 degens and 2 orc in the 1000 Sunny, Ultron, Van Helsing, Homelander, John Wilks Booth, Robert E Lee
The Sigmas were lost at sea. For two reasons, 1) they never sent in a team so this rag tag crew got thrown together and had no directions. and 2) because they decided the best captain to helm the large aircraft carrier was a sponge.
The sea waves thrashed the giant ship on a planet that is in a constant state of unrelenting storms. The team was exhausted and sick and the battle had yet to even start. Ice Man finally agreed to do a scouting run in the F-14 and they were able to see the lights of Tapoca City up ahead.
Inside the cloning facility, The Heteros were warm and rested waiting for their opponents to arrive. It had been days but they were happy and being treated very well by the Kaminoans. Suddenly a degen riding an orc came charging in to tell team that the Sigmas had finally arrived. They were wet and soaking because the rest of the team made them stay outside in the 1000 sunny on lookout because they didn’t want to deal with any of their bullshit.
Ahsoka Tano and General Kenobi charged forward, their lightsabers deflecting the incoming fire as the Sigmas immediately manned the guns and started to take shots at the city structures and supports. The Jedi team moved quickly and fluidly, using their Jedi skills to evade the attacks. Superman, Ultron and Homelander gave them a quick lift and dropped them off on the deck of the ship. The five started to just mow down the exhausted crew on deck.
Magneto, wasting no time, used his magnetic powers to control the metal of the enemy weapons. He lifted the guns into the air, twisting and contorting them until they were rendered useless. Ice Man and Slider were able to take off in time and went to the sky to shoot down the 1000 sunny. The degens didn’t even see it coming because they were too busy pushing zyns into each other’s assholes. But the ship crashed into the sea and they all ded. It really happened ong no cap.
Avatar Aang and Star Sapphire combined their powers to create a massive energy shield. The shield was strong enough to protect the entire team from the incoming fire, providing a safe space for them to regroup. Martian Manhunter used his telepathic powers to infiltrate the enemy's mind. He was able to read their thoughts and gain insight into their strategy, providing valuable intelligence to the rest of the team.
On the deck of the ship, Asoka, Kenobi, Ultron, Superman and Homelander charged forward, using their superhuman strength and Jedi strength to plow through the enemy lines. They punched and blasted their way through the soldiers, leaving a path of destruction in their wake. Mario and Luigi were killed hundreds of times but they kept respawning. This is because during their bored week at sea, they just jumped on Gary’s shell for fun and racked up a ton of free lives.
Back up on the deck, Van Helsing, John Wilkes Booth, and Robert E Lee provided covering fire, using their guns and rifles to take out any remaining enemy soldiers they could see. They were able to stay back from the front lines, picking off targets from a safe distance until Ice Man flew his plane into the deck of the city in a kamikaze attack.
Aang figured enough was enough and started a whirlpool that quickly sent the ship spinning and Magneto used his force to push the aft of the ship down while Martian Manhunter lifted the bow. The ship was starting to swirl and was ready to go down like a turd. The Gentlemen made a hasty escape from the deck of the ship but not before Ki Adi was able to out duel Snips and Qui Gon bested his old apprentice. On their flight out, Supes put a hole in the hull of the ship for good measure ensuring no Sigmas remained on board. The remaining Gentlemen regrouped and watched from the city platforms as the last Sigmas sank.
The Madhouse Squad: Jango Fett in Slave 1, Ocean Master, Kit Fisto, Swamp Thing, Loch Ness Monster, Atlanteans #1-8, Sharkticon #1-5, Allicon #6-10, Water Bender #1-5, Ranx the Sentient City, Captain Marvel, Nova, Mirage, Yellow Lantern #3, Star Sapphire #2, Mutant 1-5, Predator #1-20, Parademon #1-10, Gremlin #1-10, Hydra Agent #1-5
TEAM Team: Godzilla, Vah Ruta, Vah Medoh, Vah Rudania, Vah Naboris, Phibian #1-10, Gizmo, Mace Windu, Thor, Thunderstrike, Tenzin, Katara, Sokka, Toph, Appa, Momo, Jack Lalane, and Zachary Houslander, Kyle Houslander, Alex Houslander, Chris Artrip, Conner Weidman, Reece Reamer, Darrin, Old Man Parks, Ethan Petz, Kyle’s Homeboy Phrunk’s Dad in Magic School Bus
We open above Kamino, Ranx the Sentient City sitting just out of the gravitational field of the planet. The Madhouse squad was lined up, Jango Fett was walking the line inspecting the troops. Their plan: Use Slave 1 to land the squad on Tipoca City where TEAM was holding down. Yellow Lantern #3 and Star Sapphire #2 would assist in this process, moving the water units and the bigger units to the surface. Parademons 1-10 had already infiltrated Tipoca and were relaying information about an optimal landing.
On the surface TEAM was watching the looming threat just beyond the atmosphere. Most of the squad would remain in the city except for Jack, Zach, Kyle, Alex, Chris, Conner, Reece, Darrin, Parks, Ethan, and Phrunk’s Dad, who all loaded onto the Magic School Bus. Their goal: disconnect Ranx from his data feed.
Vah Medoh was the first to spot the Madhouse squad moving in for a landing. Jango warned his passengers before making an intense maneuver to dodge the cannon fire. One of the shots hit Yellow Lantern #3 and fried the Loch Ness Monster and the Atlanteans inside his construct. Star Sapphire #2 made it close enough to the surface to drop the Skakticons and Ocean Master into the ocean and the Allicons onto the roofs of the city. Captain Marvel and Nova finished Vah Medoh before the beast could cause anymore damage. They turned their attention to the other divine beasts, while two large bolts of lighting hit them both at the same time. The two fell from the sky and Thor and Thunderstrike began putting the work on Nova and Captain Marvel once they hit the deck. In one particular moment the two crossed their two strikes of lightning and fried Nova from existence. Captain Marvel wasn’t intent on fighting a two on one though and hit Thunderstrike so hard, her hand pierced his body and he fell to the ground. Captain Marvel and Thor then began a battle of attrition, each trading heavy blows when the opportunity presented itself.
The signal was given for the Parademons to exit their positions and distract TEAM so the landing could be made. They were successful, but all died in the process. Out of Slave 1 came (the dude) Kit Fisto, Swamp Thing, Water Benders, Mirage, Mutants, Predators, Gremlins, and the Hydra Agents. The landing zone was highly contested, but with the distraction of the parademons and Allicons (who got blasted by the Divine Beasts), only the Hydra Agents, Gremlins, and half the Predators were lost. With everyone out Jango took off again to help take down the rest of the Divine Beasts. The Water benders swelled the ocean and wiped Gizmo and Tenzin off the edge, but Tenzin was able to save himself.
Kit Fisto found Mace Windu standing across a walkway from him and the two began one of the most intense light saber duels in the history of the universe, which everyone respected the fuck out of enough to stay out of it. Star Sapphire #2 was doing their best to distract the Divine Beasts from wiping out anymore of the Madhouse squad, but was pushing their limits. That's when Jango came in with a fly by, destroying the supports of the platforms they were standing on and sending them crashing into the oceans below, where they sank till they were crushed by the pressure.
Under the city, there were only two fighters left at this point: Ocean Master vs Godzilla. The Phibians were torn up by the Sharkticons, who stood no chance against Godzilla. Ocean Master attempted to out maneuver the beast and prod him with his trident in the throat, but he was overconfident and thought the monster was stupid. On one of his passes Godzilla surprised him and swiped him with his arm, dazing Ocean Master. Godzilla then gripped Ocean Master with its mouth and shot its atomic breath.
Swamp Thing, the Water Benders, Mirage, the Mutants and the remaining Predators only had the Gaang and Tenzin to deal with. They found the Gaang on a platform, and the battle commenced. Mirage shot a blast at Toph which was caught before it hit her by Sokka’s boomerang. Swamp Thing sent out several copies of himself which were cut down. From the bodies vines grew out and gripped Appa making him unable to move. That's when the Predators uncloaked themselves as they surrounded the entire platform. They all charged in ready to kill the beast and while they were successful in killing Appa and Momo, many of them were pushed off the platform into the waters below or cut down. Sokka and Toph were being pounced on by the Mutants and were killed. Tenzin responded by creating a vortex around them and suffocated them all. Mirage took this moment to plant a pile driver on him. Katara was enraged and all alone, but noticed the vines connected all the way back to Swamp Thing. She pulled all the moisture from his main body quicker than it could be replenished by the rain which left him unalive. Though Katara was strong, she was no match for a six on one against five water benders and Mirage. While she was able to kill several of the water benders she was eventually bested. Looking down below to see if anyone knocked off had survived, they only observed a glimpse of Godzilla as it had finished eating their teammates before diving into the depths.
The Fisto Windu fight was still underway at this point. Both powerful Jedi were struggling to find an opening as they knew each other well. With the arrival of Mirage and the remaining water benders though, it was clear that Windu wouldn’t make it out of this one alive. The Madhouse squad had lost so many comrades at this point and while they wanted to respect the fight, but they wouldn't risk losing another. The distraction of their attacks allowed Fisto to strike a killing blow. They all grouped up and made their way to the final fight with Thor to help Captain Marvel. With everyone together and air support, they were able to defeat them without suffering another casualty. With all the fighting on Tipoca City over, they breathed a sigh of relief. That's when the whole city began to shake. Godzilla was intent on bringing the whole place down. They rushed for a landing zone to board Slave 1, but it was clear that Mirage wouldn’t make it on this trip. As Slave 1 took off, the city fell. Jango had a present for Godzilla though and dropped a seismic charge with it. The blast heavily damaged Godzilla who was forced to retreat and heal off the planet's radiation.
The magic school bus managed to slip by the Madhouse landing squads. Landing on Ranx undetected (because magic), the TEAM squad made their way towards the command center. The team did their best to move covertly. Conner and Ethan kept goofing around and asking absurd would you rathers, which really pissed off Kyle. Phrunk’s Dad turned around and called them all retards and reminded them they had a job to do here. Finally reaching the command center and entering, Alex shit his pants, not cause he was scared, but he really had to go and couldn’t figure which bathroom to use since he didn't understand the language. The smell was rancid enough to incapacitate anyone in the vicinity which opened the path for the squad, since they were used to it. Ranx sensing their presence in the control center, constructed a rock behemoth to fend off the attack. The squad dove for cover but Jack, Parks, and Chris were crushed.
Zach, Kyle, Alex, Ethan, Conner, Reece, Darrin and Phrunk’s Dad had to think fast. Reece and Darrin volunteered to distract the monster while the others made a break for it deeper into the complex. With the distraction under way the rest of the squad made it past, but Phrunk’s Dad never leaves a man behind so he told the others to go on ahead. Finding some sort of space gun on the ground he went back. Darrin had been hit badly by the beast and Reece was comforting him behind cover in his final moments about to be crushed as well. Zach, Kyle, Alex, Ethan, and Conner were now in the main control center. The squad began a tech beat down worthy of that one scene from Office Space and Ranx was defeated. The planet began to float aimlessly, basically banishing the squad to the depth of space with their mission complete. The squad went back to see if there were any other survivors and found Phrunk’s Dad heavily injured. He told them that he was proud of them for completing the mission with his final breath before falling to the ground.
Diddlers: Bad Batch: Hunter, Echo, Wrecker, Tech, Crosshair, Omega in the Marauder, Rebels crew: Hera Syndulla, Kanan Jarrus, Garazeb Orrelios in Ghost and Sabine Wren, Ezra Bridger, Chopper in Phantom II, Emperor Palpatine, Captain Rex, Aquaman, Loki, Naruto, T-1000, Master Pakku, Red Lotus: Zaheer, Ghazan, P’Li, and Ming-Hua, Donald Trump in Penguin Suit, Crash Bandicoot, Autobot Transformers #1-4
Redskins: Namor, Larfleeze, Indigo One, Monk, Saint Walker, Aspen, Sando Aqua Monster, Mandalore the Great, Allicon #1-5, Toad, Abe Sapien, Kermit the Frog, The Leprechaun, Squirtle, Sharkticon #6-10, Atlantean #9-10, Toxic Crusaders: Toxie, No-Zone, Major Disaster, Headbanger, and Junkyard, Dobby, Omega Supreme
Clone Force 99 and the rest of the Diddlers are set up on the clone home world, Kamino. Meanwhile, the Washington Redskins have secretly infiltrated the stormy planet. Considering the advanced nature of the above water structures, this battle is divided into a water battle and a rainy land battle…
Under the sea, under the sea, when the sardine begin the beguine… sorry… let’s take a look in the depths of the sea. I am a lazy writer this week so essentially what had happened was some Diddlers went against some Redskins and I’ll spare the details. Diddlers’ Master Pakku, Ming-Hua, Donald Trump, Autobot Transformers #1-4, T-1000, Naruto, and Aquaman had perished. As for the Redskins, Abe Sapien was the sole water survivor and moved back to the surface to help the rest of the battle while Namor, Aspen, Sando Aqua Monster, Allicon #1-5, Toad, Kermit the Frog, Squirtle, Sharkticon #6-10, Atlantean #9-10 did not survive.
Now onto the above water portion… immediately into battle we go. Note that OMMMEEEEEGGGAAA is a wee bitch so she “accidently” fell out of the Marauder to her death. After that, all in all I have no creative juices flowing for this match, sorry lads. So I’ll do a quick summary of the main events that occurred. Emperor Palpatine did a cool execution of order 66, the Redskin lanterns had some fun, Dobby is a certified DAWG so he just retreated to safety since Harry Potter needed some help on another world, Red Lotus went off because they too are a hood classic, Omega Supreme was in fact the supreme Omega in this fight, and Captain Rex is simply Captain Rex.
In the end… the Diddler’s out diddled the HUT.
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