The Transfoamers Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade
Le’ Napoleon Brigade is Golden Age Wonder Woman with Inv Jet, Jetfire, Jetstorm, Sentinel Alan Scott, Guy Gardner with Yellow Ring and the Wonder Pets in a Flyboat.
The Transfoamers are Ice Man in a Y-Wing, Purple Dragon #15-18, & Black Dragon #14.
Linny the Guinea Pig, Turtle Tuck and Ming-Ming Duckling all piled in the Flyboat and get ready to take off. The Flyboat instantly took flight through the city of Bespin, flying much smoother and faster then the Wonder Pets ever remembered.
Turtle Tuck: “What the heck Linny, what did you do to this thing?”
Linny the Guinea Pig: “Nothing, it’s just really fast today.”
Ming-Ming Duckling: “Are you wee-tarded, Guy Gardner super powered the boat up as we were taking off. That’s why it’s so fast.”
Turtle Tuck: “Oh, that’s great! I love that Guy Gardner.”
Linny the Guinea Pig: “Though ever since he got that red ring he has been really angry.”
Ming-Ming Duckling: “Yeah he has. Plus, with all that blood that he is constantly spitting out, I weally find it hard to be around him anymore.”
Guy Gardner: “Thanks for that, as if I wasn’t already angry enough.”
Alan Scott: “Oh settle down Guy.”
Guy Gardner: "It's not Guy, it's Guy."
Alan Scott: “Whatever, sorry rage boy.”
Guy Gardner: “Well, I’m not a f@#$ing hockey player Alan.”
Wonder Woman: “Would you all shut up and focus on the fight at hand. Now it looks like they have nothing but Dragons and a space ship. This shouldn’t be a tough one.”
Guy Gardner: “We’re three games under five hundred Diana, everything has been tough for us this year.”
Wonder Woman: “I’m so sick of you and that ring Guy.”
Guy Gardner: “God D@$nit, it’s Guy not Guy.”
The increasingly angry Guy Gardner then flies over to the Purple Dragon’s and one by one butcher’s each and every one of them. The blood that Gardner is spewing out of his mouth is nothing compared to the blood that is falling over the city of Bespin. When all is send and done, there is nothing left of the dragon’s except for a thick red mist.
Wonder Woman and Alan Scott both look at each other with a sense of pride, as they knew they could fire Gardner up with nothing more then a couple of innocent ill’s. Ice Man see’s this and know’s he is up against a much stronger team. Instead of delaying the inevitable, he flies his Y-Wing directly into enemy territory with Black Dragon #14 following right behind him.
The Black Dragon spray’s acid all over the body of Jetstorm, injuring him greatly. Jetstorm goes into a free fall but Alan Scott goes down to rescue him. With the help of a green energy field, Alan Scott is able to stop the free falling transformer from finding out whether or not this planet has solid ground. The now irate Jetfire doesn’t take this attack on his possible twin brother lightly and goes straight at the dragon. The two creatures fly through the sky with great ease, but in the end Jetfire is able to injure the dragon enough to catch up to him and break his neck.
Ice Man realized that he was the only member of his team left and considered just flying away to fight another day. This thought would have possibly seemed like an option if it not for the fact that he didn’t want a flawless victory (or loss depending on how you look at it) on his back. With this thought, he began firing everything he had at the injured Jetstorm, only to see his blasts bounce off of the protective shield that Alan Scott had placed around him.
Ice Man: “Damn it!”
Ice Man then start’s firing at Alan Scott, who much to his Chagrin, easily deflects the pilot’s blasts. This frustrates the Y-Wing pilot even more as he looks over his enemies to see who would be the easiest to defeat. He scan’s the skyline and after a couple of minutes he notices a small ship carrying what looks like, three tiny animals. Ice Man then gets a grin on his face and starts to head towards the Wonder Pets. He has his target set on the Flyboat and begins firing as quickly as he can towards the super powered animals.
Ice Man is so confident in his attack that he begins cheering before the Flyboat is actually defeated.
Ice Man: “Hell yeah, suck on that you French F@$@tt’s.”
Guy Gardner: “Oh know you don’t you a## ramming jerk off.”
Guy Gardner then block’s the Y-Wing’s blast’s that were for the Wonder Pets and immediately goes after the final Transfoamer member. Ice Man, who is pissed off from Gardner’s block, flies right into the crazed lantern. As Gardner and the Y-Wing collide a huge explosion erupts in the Bespin sky. After the dust settles all you see is the blood spewing Guy Gardner holding Ice Man in his arms. The badly beaten Ice Man is barely conscious when Gardner takes him to his final resting spot.
Guy Gardner: “How dare you try to kill my pets.”
Turtle Tuck: “My pets?”
Ginny the Guinea Pig: “Just go with it.”
Ice Man: “Screw you Guy.”
Guy Gardner: “IT”S NOT F#%@ING GUY, IT’S GUY!!!!!!!!!”
Guy Gardner then flies out of the planet’s atmosphere and releases Ice Man into the depth’s of space. Where after a minute or so he freezes to death. Gardner then flies back down to meet the rest of his teammates to celebrate their flawless victory.
Alan Scott: “Geez man, you could have just snapped his neck and ended it right there.”
Guy Gardner: “That would have been too kind of a gesture for a piece of scum like him.”
Wonder Woman: “Well, that’s fantastic Guy. Hey guys, we won, you know what that means don’t you.”
Ginny the Guinea Pig: “You bet your noodles I do, it’s time for some celery.”
Guy Gardner: “Celery? What kind of a reward or snack for that matter is celery? I mean, wouldn’t you at the very least rather have a piece of fruit or something with some taste?"
Wonder Woman: “Shut up Guy, it’s healthy and they seem to really like it.”
Guy Gardner: “Fine, have it your way.”
Alan Scott: “Hey guys, why is this match still going on? I mean, this was a blow out yet we are still here talking to each other about completely random and pointless things.”
Wonder Woman: “You got me Alan, I’m just passing the time until we get sent back to our locker rooms.”
Alan Scott: “Huh, it’s just weird. I mean why would they still be reporting this stuff if nothing is going on. It’s like they are just writing to write now.”
Wonder Woman: “Yeah, I don’t know Alan. (To the Wonder pets) How are you guys liking the celery?”
Ming-Ming Duckling: “It’s very good Wonder Woman.”
Turtle Tuck: “Yeah, thank you so much Diana.”
Wonder Woman: “Yeah, not a problem you guys. In fact, I think I might partake in some celery myself.”
Ginny the Guinea Pig: “Well, how is it?”
Wonder Woman: “It’s an interesting flavor. By interesting I of course mean it taste’s like a penguin’s a$$hole.”
Ginny the Guinea Pig: “Oh, I’m sorry for that.”
The Transfoamers: All Dead
Le’ Napoleon Brigade: Everyone survived, but Jetstorm is badly damaged by the acid from the Black Dragon.
Le’ Napoleon Brigade is Victorious!!!
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Built Ford Tough vs Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches
Built Ford Tough is Gigantor, Despotellis, Jeff Houslander (w/ a red lantern ring), (new) Blue Beetle, Ford Prefect w/ Zaphrod Beezlebrock, Trillian, Marvin the Paranoid Android, Keith Mars, Veronica Mars, & Weevil in The Heart of Gold, & Mandalorian #6 & 8.
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches is The Living Tribunal, The One-Above-All, & Chip & Dale.
"God damn it!" an angry Jeff Houslander yells as he looks upon his opponents while leading his team through the air in Bespin. "Aww, the hell with this!" Red Lantern Houslander then flies as fast as he can, quickly blasting to smithereens both Chip and Dale. The One-Above-All (who is currently in the form of a flying Charlton Heston) turns to The Living Tribunal (who currently has his "Necessity" face turned forward) and with a simply nod of their heads and no words spoken between the two, they lift their hands and vaporize the entire line-up of Built Ford Tough. Red Lantern Jeff Houslander is especially defiant even in his last moments, unleashing a blast of red rage energy that covers the sky. But this attempt is fruitless, as neither The Living Tribunal nor The One-Above-All have even a scratch on them.
Editor's note: I would have liked this match to be longer, but COME ON! It just would have been delaying the inevitable.
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches is The Living Tribunal, The One-Above-All, & Chip & Dale.
"God damn it!" an angry Jeff Houslander yells as he looks upon his opponents while leading his team through the air in Bespin. "Aww, the hell with this!" Red Lantern Houslander then flies as fast as he can, quickly blasting to smithereens both Chip and Dale. The One-Above-All (who is currently in the form of a flying Charlton Heston) turns to The Living Tribunal (who currently has his "Necessity" face turned forward) and with a simply nod of their heads and no words spoken between the two, they lift their hands and vaporize the entire line-up of Built Ford Tough. Red Lantern Jeff Houslander is especially defiant even in his last moments, unleashing a blast of red rage energy that covers the sky. But this attempt is fruitless, as neither The Living Tribunal nor The One-Above-All have even a scratch on them.
Editor's note: I would have liked this match to be longer, but COME ON! It just would have been delaying the inevitable.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Team S.P. vs Bruce's Bodiacous Bullies
Team S.P. is The Minute Men: Night Owl I, Silk Spectre I, Hooded Justice, Capt. Metropolis, Young Comedian, The Dollar Bill, The Mothman, & The Silhoutette, The Crimebusters: Dr. Manhattan, Rorschach, Ozymandias, The Comedian, Night Owl II, & Silk Spectre II w/ Bubastis & Archimedes, Hanover Fist, Planetary: Jakita Wagner, The Drummer & Ambrose Chase, Darryl Revok, Roy Batty (w/ Mandalorian armor & blue lightsaber), Cyclops, Jean Grey (w/ a green lantern ring), Beast, Stick, & Biff Tannon (w/ a red lightsaber).
Bruce's Bodacious Bullies are Sandworm #10, Elrond, Elros, Elladan, Elrohir, Dementor #7, Plastic Man, The Leader (w/ a red lightsaber), Terminator #39, Caira the Oldstrong, Wiccan, Hawkeye, Stature, Speed, & Iron Lad.
The Bullies Sandworm bursts out of the sand in Ancient Egypt and immediately destroys all of the Pyramids. It then of course also destroys Stick, Biff Tannen, Roy Batty, Hanover Fist, Plastic Man, Elrohir, Elros and Darryl Revok. The Sandworm then dives back deep under the sand. The Minutemen are then attacked by the Young Avengers. Night Owl I, Hooded Justice and Young Comedian all team up and are able to take out Hawkeye first. Speed then zips in and kills The Dollar Bill as Iron Lad blows away The Mothman. Stature steps on The Silhouette as Wiccan uses his magic to destroy Captain Metropolis and Silk Spectre I. “Mom!!” yells Silk Spectre II as Night Owl II flies Archimedes in for a landing. The Crimebusters then jump out and attack the Young Avengers. Speed tries to attack, but Ozymandias clotheslines him and then breaks the speedster’s neck. Night Owl II and Silk Spectre II knock Wiccan and down as Silk Spectre II kills him. Iron Lad tries to defend himself, but the strange combo of The Comedian and the younger version of himself double team the future Kang the Conqueror and kill him. Rorschach jumps and leaps his way up Stature and punches right into her ear. She screams in agony which causes the Sandworm to re-emerge right underneath her. Rorschach leaps off of her and onto Archimedes just in as the Sandworm eats her own teammate. Caira the Oldstrong faces off against Jakita Wagner from Planetary and overpowers her easily. Hulk’s bride drives her sword deep into the heart of Jakita. The Drummer then takes over the computer inside Terminator #39 and orders it to attack its own team. The Leader is then forced to cut it apart with his red lightsaber. Elrond and Elladan then leap in and quick take the Drummer out. The Sandworm re-merges yet again as Cyclops and Jean Grey (with her Green Lantern ring) are trying to stop it. Beast falls in this battle, as well as Night Owl I, and Hooded Justice. But then all of a sudden Dr. Manhattan appears and with a simple raise of his hand, he disintegrates the Sandworm. He then looks at the remainder of the Bullies and teleports them back to their locker room, forcing their retreat.
TEAM S.P. IS VICTORIOUS!!
Bruce's Bodacious Bullies are Sandworm #10, Elrond, Elros, Elladan, Elrohir, Dementor #7, Plastic Man, The Leader (w/ a red lightsaber), Terminator #39, Caira the Oldstrong, Wiccan, Hawkeye, Stature, Speed, & Iron Lad.
The Bullies Sandworm bursts out of the sand in Ancient Egypt and immediately destroys all of the Pyramids. It then of course also destroys Stick, Biff Tannen, Roy Batty, Hanover Fist, Plastic Man, Elrohir, Elros and Darryl Revok. The Sandworm then dives back deep under the sand. The Minutemen are then attacked by the Young Avengers. Night Owl I, Hooded Justice and Young Comedian all team up and are able to take out Hawkeye first. Speed then zips in and kills The Dollar Bill as Iron Lad blows away The Mothman. Stature steps on The Silhouette as Wiccan uses his magic to destroy Captain Metropolis and Silk Spectre I. “Mom!!” yells Silk Spectre II as Night Owl II flies Archimedes in for a landing. The Crimebusters then jump out and attack the Young Avengers. Speed tries to attack, but Ozymandias clotheslines him and then breaks the speedster’s neck. Night Owl II and Silk Spectre II knock Wiccan and down as Silk Spectre II kills him. Iron Lad tries to defend himself, but the strange combo of The Comedian and the younger version of himself double team the future Kang the Conqueror and kill him. Rorschach jumps and leaps his way up Stature and punches right into her ear. She screams in agony which causes the Sandworm to re-emerge right underneath her. Rorschach leaps off of her and onto Archimedes just in as the Sandworm eats her own teammate. Caira the Oldstrong faces off against Jakita Wagner from Planetary and overpowers her easily. Hulk’s bride drives her sword deep into the heart of Jakita. The Drummer then takes over the computer inside Terminator #39 and orders it to attack its own team. The Leader is then forced to cut it apart with his red lightsaber. Elrond and Elladan then leap in and quick take the Drummer out. The Sandworm re-merges yet again as Cyclops and Jean Grey (with her Green Lantern ring) are trying to stop it. Beast falls in this battle, as well as Night Owl I, and Hooded Justice. But then all of a sudden Dr. Manhattan appears and with a simple raise of his hand, he disintegrates the Sandworm. He then looks at the remainder of the Bullies and teleports them back to their locker room, forcing their retreat.
TEAM S.P. IS VICTORIOUS!!
Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve vs Built Ford Tough
Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Fremen #1-13, Green Lantern #1-2 & 4-5, Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka Tano, & Movie Scorpononk.
Built Ford Tough is Jeff Houslander (w/ a red lantern ring) & Jack Ryan in Houseway's GMC 2500 Van, Indiana Jones, Harrison Ford (w/ a green lantern ring), USAgent on a Ducatti, Power Man & Iron Fist, Beta Ray Bill, Star Sapphire, Grapple, Despotellis, Mr. T on a scooter, Jonny Blaze, Ben Reilly Spider-Man, Gigantor, & Cowboy Curtis.
Anakin Skywalker is in an especially surly mood today due to his utter hatred for sand. And unfortunately he is planning on taking this out on Built Ford Tough. The Jedi quickly moves in and ignites his lightsaber as he quickly, and I mean quickly, kills Cowboy Curtis, Power Man, and Iron Fist. The thirteen Fremen are soon to follow Anakin in to battle as they swarm their opponents. Johnny Blaze and Mr. T are completely surrounded by them. Mr. T’s scooter stalls out from all the sand. Johnny Blaze is the first to die, but Mr. T just goes off and kills Fremen #2, 4, 6, 8, and 10 before being run through by Fremen #11 with his crysknife and sent to the Graveyard. The Kennelz four Green Lantern then take flight and are immediately engaged by Star Sapphire, Despotellis, and Gigantor. Star Sapphire flies circles around them and kills Green Lanterns #1 and #2 with her energy ring. But Anakin then uses the force to literally launch Ahsoka into the air. She ignites her lightsaber and drives it deep into Star Sapphire’s chest for her final death. Green Lantern #4 then squashes Despotellis as Green Lantern #5 blasts Gigantor’s head right off. They both then fly down and blast USAgent off of his Ducati before killing him as well. But what they don’t see coming is Red Lantern Jeff Houslander with Jack Ryan in Houseway’s GMC 2500 Van. The Van is covered in a red energy construct that impales Green Lantern #5 when they smash into him, thus sending him to the Graveyard. Green Lantern #4 manages to blast through the van’s windshield and kill Jeff Houslander with the last bit of strength. Jack Ryan then avenges his buddy and unloads a clip into the face of Green Lantern #5 and killing him for his final time as well. Anakin then decapitates Jack Ryan as he continues his onslaught. Anakin and Ashoka then attack Ben Reilly Spider-Man and work together to kill the clone of Peter Parker. The Fremen have now swarmed Harrison Ford. He unleashes every bit of will he has and kills Fremen #1, 3, 5, 9, 11, and 13. But Fremen #7 manages to cut his hand off that had his power ring on it. Fremen #12 leaps on the fallen Harrison Ford and ends his life for the final time. Beta Ray Bill then smashes both remaining Fremen. He then flies in and blasts Anakin with a bolt of lightning. The two of them square off in an epic battle. Anakin uses several Force pushes to try and keep Beta Ray Bill at a distance, but the Korbinite is determined to make this possible final outing mean something. He flies up and launches several lightning bolts at Skywalker to distract him. Ashoka tries to run in and help but is hit by one of the lightning bolts. He then comes crashing down with Stormbreaker and kills Anakin. But Anakin was able to get his lightsaber up in time and it’s sticking out of Beta Ray Bill’s chest. Both of them fall dead in the sand. Movie Scorponok then bursts out of the sand, but Grapple jumps up on top of him. The Autobot uses his arc welder rifle to kill the Decepticon. Indiana Jones then uses his whip to snatch Ashoka by the ankles and whips her into the ground. Ashoka uses her lightsaber to slice the whip off of her ankles. But she is injured from the lightning bolt and retreats to fight another day. “Wow. We won,” Indy says. “Yes, but at what costs?” replies Grapple as he looks over their decimated ranks.
BUILT FORD TOUGH IS VICTORIOUS!!
Built Ford Tough is Jeff Houslander (w/ a red lantern ring) & Jack Ryan in Houseway's GMC 2500 Van, Indiana Jones, Harrison Ford (w/ a green lantern ring), USAgent on a Ducatti, Power Man & Iron Fist, Beta Ray Bill, Star Sapphire, Grapple, Despotellis, Mr. T on a scooter, Jonny Blaze, Ben Reilly Spider-Man, Gigantor, & Cowboy Curtis.
Anakin Skywalker is in an especially surly mood today due to his utter hatred for sand. And unfortunately he is planning on taking this out on Built Ford Tough. The Jedi quickly moves in and ignites his lightsaber as he quickly, and I mean quickly, kills Cowboy Curtis, Power Man, and Iron Fist. The thirteen Fremen are soon to follow Anakin in to battle as they swarm their opponents. Johnny Blaze and Mr. T are completely surrounded by them. Mr. T’s scooter stalls out from all the sand. Johnny Blaze is the first to die, but Mr. T just goes off and kills Fremen #2, 4, 6, 8, and 10 before being run through by Fremen #11 with his crysknife and sent to the Graveyard. The Kennelz four Green Lantern then take flight and are immediately engaged by Star Sapphire, Despotellis, and Gigantor. Star Sapphire flies circles around them and kills Green Lanterns #1 and #2 with her energy ring. But Anakin then uses the force to literally launch Ahsoka into the air. She ignites her lightsaber and drives it deep into Star Sapphire’s chest for her final death. Green Lantern #4 then squashes Despotellis as Green Lantern #5 blasts Gigantor’s head right off. They both then fly down and blast USAgent off of his Ducati before killing him as well. But what they don’t see coming is Red Lantern Jeff Houslander with Jack Ryan in Houseway’s GMC 2500 Van. The Van is covered in a red energy construct that impales Green Lantern #5 when they smash into him, thus sending him to the Graveyard. Green Lantern #4 manages to blast through the van’s windshield and kill Jeff Houslander with the last bit of strength. Jack Ryan then avenges his buddy and unloads a clip into the face of Green Lantern #5 and killing him for his final time as well. Anakin then decapitates Jack Ryan as he continues his onslaught. Anakin and Ashoka then attack Ben Reilly Spider-Man and work together to kill the clone of Peter Parker. The Fremen have now swarmed Harrison Ford. He unleashes every bit of will he has and kills Fremen #1, 3, 5, 9, 11, and 13. But Fremen #7 manages to cut his hand off that had his power ring on it. Fremen #12 leaps on the fallen Harrison Ford and ends his life for the final time. Beta Ray Bill then smashes both remaining Fremen. He then flies in and blasts Anakin with a bolt of lightning. The two of them square off in an epic battle. Anakin uses several Force pushes to try and keep Beta Ray Bill at a distance, but the Korbinite is determined to make this possible final outing mean something. He flies up and launches several lightning bolts at Skywalker to distract him. Ashoka tries to run in and help but is hit by one of the lightning bolts. He then comes crashing down with Stormbreaker and kills Anakin. But Anakin was able to get his lightsaber up in time and it’s sticking out of Beta Ray Bill’s chest. Both of them fall dead in the sand. Movie Scorponok then bursts out of the sand, but Grapple jumps up on top of him. The Autobot uses his arc welder rifle to kill the Decepticon. Indiana Jones then uses his whip to snatch Ashoka by the ankles and whips her into the ground. Ashoka uses her lightsaber to slice the whip off of her ankles. But she is injured from the lightning bolt and retreats to fight another day. “Wow. We won,” Indy says. “Yes, but at what costs?” replies Grapple as he looks over their decimated ranks.
BUILT FORD TOUGH IS VICTORIOUS!!
Hayley's Comets vs The Syracuse Valley
Hayley's Comets are Sandworm #9 & 13, The Marauders: Scalphunter, Arclight, Malice, Harpoon, Blockbuster, Prism, Riptide, Scrambler, & Vertigo, The Thunderbolts: Songbird, Radioavtive man, Swordsmen, Mister X, Headsman, & Ghost, Cyber Force: Stryker, Cyblade, Ripclaw, Velocity, Ballistic, Heatwave, & Impact, 8-ball, 6-ball, 9-ball, & 11-ball, Catharine, Jeremitt, Mace, & Sindel, Towani, & Watchdog #1-6.
The Syracuse Valley is Anakin Skywalker (w/ a blue lightsaber) & Kister in Ratts Tyrelle's Podracer, Soundblaster w/ Zombie Rumble, (movie) Ravage, Fast Forward, (movie) Wheelie, Decepticon Spy Bug, & Decepticon #1, Star Fox (w/ Darth Maul's double lightsaber) in an ARwing, Peppy Hare in an Arwing, James McLeod in an Arwing, Bucky O'Hare (w/ a green lightsaber) in an Arwing, Deadeye Duck (w/ a red lightsaber) in an AT-RT, Bruiser in an AT-RT, Pilot Jenny w/ AFC Blinkie (w/ a red lightsaber), & Willy Duwitt (w/ a halberd) in an Ornithopter, (movie) Jazz (w/ a blue lantern ring), Robocop, (movie) Megatron, (movie) Starscream, The Toxic Avenger, Scorpion, Human Smoke, & Venus Demilo.
The Syracuse Valley is the first to arrive in Ancient Egypt. Star Fox leads a formation of Arwings into battle. He sees over the horizon the members of Hayley’s Comets waiting. Star Fox sounds the advance and the Valley rushes into the fight. “Why are they so far away?” Bucky O’Hare asks. “I don’t know Bucky,” replies Star Fox as they are flying in. Then all of a sudden, the sand blasts up out of the ground as Sandworms #9 and #13 emerge. They consume Human Smoke, Scorpion, Venus DeMilo, Movie Wheelie, Movie Decepticon Spy Bug, Deadeye Duck in his AT-RT, Bruiser in his AT-RT, Pilot Jenny and AFC Blinkie. As they crash back into the sand, the Sandworms take out Movie Ravage, Fast Forward and Decepticon #1. Movie Megatron then blasts ahead of Star Fox and his squadron, making his presence known to the Comets. He bombards them with an aerial assault that kills the entire roster of Cyberforce. Movie Starscream flies in for a quick follow up attack and kills 8-Ball and his gang. Soundblaster then ejects Zombie Rumble right into the heart of the Marauders. The rusting Decepticon shatters Prism and rips Riptide in half. He then transforms his arms into his seismic pistons and starts pounding the ground. But by doing so, he just drew the attention of the Sandworms. He is swallowed by Sandworm #9, but his (second) final death isn’t in vain. Zombie Rumble brought the Sandworms to their own team. Archlight, Harpoon, Catherine, Jeremitt and the Watchdogs were all killed by their own Sandworms. The Toxic Avenger then tangles with Radioactive Man and uses his opponent’s powers against him to win the battle. But Mister X and Swordsmen leap in and cut the deformed hero down before he can savor his victory. Movie Jazz uses his Blue Lantern ring to fly in so he can attack as well. He kills Mace, Sindel and Towani quickly before using his magnetic powers to pulls the weapons and cybernetics off of Scalphunter. This allows Robocop to blast him away. But the Sandworms once again burst out of the sand and this time kill Willy DuWitt who was flying low in his Ornithopter, Movie Jazz, Robocop and Peppy Hare in his Arwing. Star Fox leads his team in an attack pattern against the Sandworms, but their Arwings’ weapons are having no effect on the giant creatures. Anakin and Kister are zipping through the sand in Ratts Tyrell’s Podracer, narrowing evading certain death from the Sandworms. “We got to get out of here Fox,” says Bucky O’Hare. Star Fox then orders the retreat as the Syracuse Valley knows there they do not have what it takes to defeat the Sandworms.
HAYLEY’S COMETS ARE VICTORIOUS!!
The Syracuse Valley is Anakin Skywalker (w/ a blue lightsaber) & Kister in Ratts Tyrelle's Podracer, Soundblaster w/ Zombie Rumble, (movie) Ravage, Fast Forward, (movie) Wheelie, Decepticon Spy Bug, & Decepticon #1, Star Fox (w/ Darth Maul's double lightsaber) in an ARwing, Peppy Hare in an Arwing, James McLeod in an Arwing, Bucky O'Hare (w/ a green lightsaber) in an Arwing, Deadeye Duck (w/ a red lightsaber) in an AT-RT, Bruiser in an AT-RT, Pilot Jenny w/ AFC Blinkie (w/ a red lightsaber), & Willy Duwitt (w/ a halberd) in an Ornithopter, (movie) Jazz (w/ a blue lantern ring), Robocop, (movie) Megatron, (movie) Starscream, The Toxic Avenger, Scorpion, Human Smoke, & Venus Demilo.
The Syracuse Valley is the first to arrive in Ancient Egypt. Star Fox leads a formation of Arwings into battle. He sees over the horizon the members of Hayley’s Comets waiting. Star Fox sounds the advance and the Valley rushes into the fight. “Why are they so far away?” Bucky O’Hare asks. “I don’t know Bucky,” replies Star Fox as they are flying in. Then all of a sudden, the sand blasts up out of the ground as Sandworms #9 and #13 emerge. They consume Human Smoke, Scorpion, Venus DeMilo, Movie Wheelie, Movie Decepticon Spy Bug, Deadeye Duck in his AT-RT, Bruiser in his AT-RT, Pilot Jenny and AFC Blinkie. As they crash back into the sand, the Sandworms take out Movie Ravage, Fast Forward and Decepticon #1. Movie Megatron then blasts ahead of Star Fox and his squadron, making his presence known to the Comets. He bombards them with an aerial assault that kills the entire roster of Cyberforce. Movie Starscream flies in for a quick follow up attack and kills 8-Ball and his gang. Soundblaster then ejects Zombie Rumble right into the heart of the Marauders. The rusting Decepticon shatters Prism and rips Riptide in half. He then transforms his arms into his seismic pistons and starts pounding the ground. But by doing so, he just drew the attention of the Sandworms. He is swallowed by Sandworm #9, but his (second) final death isn’t in vain. Zombie Rumble brought the Sandworms to their own team. Archlight, Harpoon, Catherine, Jeremitt and the Watchdogs were all killed by their own Sandworms. The Toxic Avenger then tangles with Radioactive Man and uses his opponent’s powers against him to win the battle. But Mister X and Swordsmen leap in and cut the deformed hero down before he can savor his victory. Movie Jazz uses his Blue Lantern ring to fly in so he can attack as well. He kills Mace, Sindel and Towani quickly before using his magnetic powers to pulls the weapons and cybernetics off of Scalphunter. This allows Robocop to blast him away. But the Sandworms once again burst out of the sand and this time kill Willy DuWitt who was flying low in his Ornithopter, Movie Jazz, Robocop and Peppy Hare in his Arwing. Star Fox leads his team in an attack pattern against the Sandworms, but their Arwings’ weapons are having no effect on the giant creatures. Anakin and Kister are zipping through the sand in Ratts Tyrell’s Podracer, narrowing evading certain death from the Sandworms. “We got to get out of here Fox,” says Bucky O’Hare. Star Fox then orders the retreat as the Syracuse Valley knows there they do not have what it takes to defeat the Sandworms.
HAYLEY’S COMETS ARE VICTORIOUS!!
Former Pop Superstar Hannah Montana and President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos vs P.M.S.
The Commandos are The Herculoids: Zandar, Tarra, Dorno, Zok, Igoo, Thundro, Gloop, & Gleep, Judah Ben Hur, The Paul Atreides Ghola, Bashar Miles Teg, Duncan Idah Ghola #4, Dr. Fate, Mary Marvel, Dex-Tar, Karu-Sil, Taa, Fatality, Willow Rosenburg, Danger Mouse, Ernest Penfold, & Ewok Baby #5.
P.M.S. is Magnetic Kid, Nateri, Armor, Scott Pilgrim, Ramona Flowers, Wallace Wells, Knives Chau, Stephen Stills, & Kim Pine, The Guild of Drundel Dorks: Dr. Boom Boom Pow, Bagwa, Groudious Maximus, Evette, & Arjhan Darkscale, Freddy Kruegar (w/ yellow lantern ring), The Leprechaun, IG-88, The Beast, Chun Li, Black Dragon #12, Spawn, M. Bison, Predator #47, Xenomorph #51, Storm Trooper #49, The Peach, & Dick Trickle.
The Commandos are led out into battle by Judah Ben Hur. His close friend, Dr. Fate, follows closely by his side. They are then blindsided by the Guild of Drundel Dorks. B.A.G.W.A. viciously kills Danger Mouse and Ernest Penfold as Evette and Arjhan Darkscale double team The Peach and makes quick work of him. Dr. Boom Boom Pow and Groudius Maximus attack and kill Zandar and Tarra with ease. This however, proves to be the Guild’s undoing. The Herculoids freak out and eradicate every member of the Drundel Dorks. Ben Hur then sounds the charge, as the Commandos slam into P.M.S. Bashar Miles Teg, Duncan Idaho Ghola #4 and the Paul Atreides Ghola move in together and mow through the whole Scott Pilgrim crew and Dick Trickle. Xenomorph #51 rips into Dorno and kills the Herculoid. Predator #47 follows suit and claims the trophy of Thundro’s hide. Gloop and Gleep then avenge their fallen friends and consume both the Xenomorph and the Predator. Magnetic Kid then springs into action, or at least tries to. He is unfortunately stopped by a lethal uppercut by Mary Marvel, which snaps his neck. Nateri then leaps at Mary Marvel, but Ben Hur launches a spear and it impales Nateri, killing her instantly. Spawn then finds himself surrounded by the trip of Paul, Duncan and Bashar. He refuses to go down alone and manages to kill both Duncan Idaho Ghola #4 and Bashar Miles Teg, before the Paul Atreides Ghola ends his life. Stormtrooper #49 sneaks up and stomps on Ewok Baby #5 and laughs to himself at such an easy kill. But his sick enjoyment is short lived, as Willow Rosenberg had formed a close bond with that Ewok Baby. She vaporizes him with a blast of her magic. She then incinerates M. Bison before he can even react. Black Dragon #12 swoops in and kills Igoo with his acid breath. Ben Hur then simply nods at Dr. Fate and is teleported by his teammate to right on top of the Black Dragon. Ben Hur pulls out his sword and drives it deep into the base of the dragon’s skull. Judah leaps from the falling dragon and is rescued by Taa. Chun Li finds herself being stared at by a house cat. But this is no ordinary house cat, it’s the Red Lantern known as Dex-Starr. The Red Lantern leaps onto her face and savagely claws it apart before Chun Li can even perform her lightning kick. Karu-Sil then sicks her pack of yellow energy demon dogs on The Beast and the eat him before he actually dies. Fatality is battling Armor, but her purple energy blasts aren’t getting through her psionic armor. Freddy Krueger flies in attacking Dr. Fate, Taa and Judah Ben Hur. He quickly kills Taa, but Dr. Fate is able to protect himself and Ben Hur. Freddy creates a giant yellow energy construct of his glove and begins swiping at the two. IG-88 and the Leprechaun rush in to lend a hand, but IG-88 is destroyed by Zok. Willow then arrives and overpowers the Leprechaun in their battle of magic. The rest of the Commandos descend upon the wildly attacking Freddy Krueger and put and end to his terror. As the sand and dust settle, Armor finds herself alone against the Commandos. “Young girl, you have fought bravely. But this battle is finished. Leave now, your team is defeated,” Ben Hur says to Armor. She takes his advice and retreats.
THE COMMANDOS ARE VICTIORIOUS!!
P.M.S. is Magnetic Kid, Nateri, Armor, Scott Pilgrim, Ramona Flowers, Wallace Wells, Knives Chau, Stephen Stills, & Kim Pine, The Guild of Drundel Dorks: Dr. Boom Boom Pow, Bagwa, Groudious Maximus, Evette, & Arjhan Darkscale, Freddy Kruegar (w/ yellow lantern ring), The Leprechaun, IG-88, The Beast, Chun Li, Black Dragon #12, Spawn, M. Bison, Predator #47, Xenomorph #51, Storm Trooper #49, The Peach, & Dick Trickle.
The Commandos are led out into battle by Judah Ben Hur. His close friend, Dr. Fate, follows closely by his side. They are then blindsided by the Guild of Drundel Dorks. B.A.G.W.A. viciously kills Danger Mouse and Ernest Penfold as Evette and Arjhan Darkscale double team The Peach and makes quick work of him. Dr. Boom Boom Pow and Groudius Maximus attack and kill Zandar and Tarra with ease. This however, proves to be the Guild’s undoing. The Herculoids freak out and eradicate every member of the Drundel Dorks. Ben Hur then sounds the charge, as the Commandos slam into P.M.S. Bashar Miles Teg, Duncan Idaho Ghola #4 and the Paul Atreides Ghola move in together and mow through the whole Scott Pilgrim crew and Dick Trickle. Xenomorph #51 rips into Dorno and kills the Herculoid. Predator #47 follows suit and claims the trophy of Thundro’s hide. Gloop and Gleep then avenge their fallen friends and consume both the Xenomorph and the Predator. Magnetic Kid then springs into action, or at least tries to. He is unfortunately stopped by a lethal uppercut by Mary Marvel, which snaps his neck. Nateri then leaps at Mary Marvel, but Ben Hur launches a spear and it impales Nateri, killing her instantly. Spawn then finds himself surrounded by the trip of Paul, Duncan and Bashar. He refuses to go down alone and manages to kill both Duncan Idaho Ghola #4 and Bashar Miles Teg, before the Paul Atreides Ghola ends his life. Stormtrooper #49 sneaks up and stomps on Ewok Baby #5 and laughs to himself at such an easy kill. But his sick enjoyment is short lived, as Willow Rosenberg had formed a close bond with that Ewok Baby. She vaporizes him with a blast of her magic. She then incinerates M. Bison before he can even react. Black Dragon #12 swoops in and kills Igoo with his acid breath. Ben Hur then simply nods at Dr. Fate and is teleported by his teammate to right on top of the Black Dragon. Ben Hur pulls out his sword and drives it deep into the base of the dragon’s skull. Judah leaps from the falling dragon and is rescued by Taa. Chun Li finds herself being stared at by a house cat. But this is no ordinary house cat, it’s the Red Lantern known as Dex-Starr. The Red Lantern leaps onto her face and savagely claws it apart before Chun Li can even perform her lightning kick. Karu-Sil then sicks her pack of yellow energy demon dogs on The Beast and the eat him before he actually dies. Fatality is battling Armor, but her purple energy blasts aren’t getting through her psionic armor. Freddy Krueger flies in attacking Dr. Fate, Taa and Judah Ben Hur. He quickly kills Taa, but Dr. Fate is able to protect himself and Ben Hur. Freddy creates a giant yellow energy construct of his glove and begins swiping at the two. IG-88 and the Leprechaun rush in to lend a hand, but IG-88 is destroyed by Zok. Willow then arrives and overpowers the Leprechaun in their battle of magic. The rest of the Commandos descend upon the wildly attacking Freddy Krueger and put and end to his terror. As the sand and dust settle, Armor finds herself alone against the Commandos. “Young girl, you have fought bravely. But this battle is finished. Leave now, your team is defeated,” Ben Hur says to Armor. She takes his advice and retreats.
THE COMMANDOS ARE VICTIORIOUS!!
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Season Three: Week 9: The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
The Midgets are Stilgar, Fremen #52-56, Balrog #3, Troll #1, Hobbit #1 on Pony #1, Jawa #11 on Pony #2, Nick Nack on Pony #3, The NCIS Crew: Gibbs, DiNozzo, Mcgee, & Kate, Dark Side Acolyte #1-3, Dark Side Adept #1-3, Shia LaBeouf, Noa & Teak, Ewok Baby #1 & 2, Silver Dragon #16, Dragon #1, Star Sapphire #1, & Little Goomba #64.
The Murderflies are Sandworm #1-5, Marines #10-35, & Jawa #1.
Stilgar and the Fremen’s (coming this fall to CBS) knew that this match was going to be nearly impossible to win. They knew the strength of these worms and despite their vast knowledge of the creatures; they still didn’t have a real good way of killing one. With that being said though, they were not going to stop fighting until either them or the worms were dead.
Stilgar: “Midgets, we may not be the most powerful team this week…”
Shia LaBeouf (Interrupting): “Or any week.”
Stilgar: “Excuse me junior, do you have something to say? Perhaps you would like to say a few words before we go into battle. It’s obvious that whatever it is that you have to say is vastly more important then what I am saying up here now.”
Shia LaBeouf: “Well thanks Stilgar, I do actually.”
Stilgar stands there stunned, as he didn’t actually think the young actor was really going to have something to say.
Shia LaBeouf: “I just wanted to say that our team has played way under our abilities all season. I mean, we are playing “The Murderflies” this week and we are by far the underdogs in this match.”
Gibbs: “The Murderflies have a fine team this year kid.”
Shia LaBeouf: “Fine team my a$$. The fact that they are making the playoffs this year should show us how week the NL actually is. Which brings me to another point. I would like to voice my disappointment in the matches this year as well. I wasn’t going to say anything, but now I feel like I can’t keep my mouth shut on the subject.”
Kate: “Oh god, someone please just kill me again already.”
Shia LaBeouf: "I feel like The Watchers have dropped the ball on the legacy of this league that people have loved and cherished. You get into Lantern Rings and things like that and you can blame it on the characters and you can blame it on terrain’s, but the Watcher’s job is to make it come alive and make it work, and they haven’t been doing it lately. So that's their fault. Simple.”
DiNozzo: “What the hell is this kid talking about?”
Gibbs: “I have no idea. (Shouting) Hey kid, you mind if we start fighting this match now or would you like us to lavish more attention on to you before we get started.”
Shia LaBeouf: “Whatever Gibbs, go back to your stupid little television series already. I left that sh$% behind when I was still a kid.”
Gibbs: “That’s great, now get you’re a$$ on that Silver Dragon and get up in the air (Under his breathe) Where I can’t hear you.”
Shia finally stops talking and hops on his dragon and leaves the ground behind. Everyone on the Midgets forms numerous small groups, as they do not want too many people together in case of a worm attack.
The Murderflies Marines are in two groups of thirteen as they are spreading out in different directions looking for their enemies. Jawa #1 is riding on the back of Marine #19, who is lagging behind due to the added weight on his back. The First group of Marines meet up with the NCIS crew and Troll #1. The Fight is fierce and ugly but the only ones to make it out of the fight alive are Troll #1 and Gibbs. Gibbs, who has once again had to see Kate die is more pissed then usual as he walks over to the dead body of Marine #12 and proceeds to kick him in the chest a couple more times. Marines #10-18 and 32-35 are now dead.
Noa & Teak who are riding on Dragon #1 signal down to the Dark Side Acolytes that they can see the remaining Marines. The Acolytes and the Dark Side Adepts get the message and split up as to attack them from every direction. The Adepts and Acolytes successfully engage the Marines and easily take care of them, only losing Acolyte #3 and Adept #2. The only Marine that is still alive is Marine #19, who still has the Jawa on his back. The Marine is surrounded by enemies and decides the only choice he has is to drop the Jawa and try to shoot as many people as he can. As soon as he throws the Jawa to the ground, he is met with great anger from the Acolytes.
DS Adept #1: “How dare you treat a Jawa like that, you will pay for indiscretion.”
Marine #19: “Screw you pal.”
Marine #19 unloads his gun, alas to no avail as the combined forces of DS Adept #3 and DS Acolyte #1 and 2 quickly kill him. The DS Adepts and Acolytes are friends of the Jawas, as they have always been able to deliver them with whatever illegal goods they have wanted. DS Adept #1 goes down to pick up the small creature when the Jawa pulls out a blaster and shoots the dark sided creature directly in the face, killing him. Though the Jawa is pleased with his kill, he is soon torn to shreds by the three remaining Midget characters.
This only leaves the Sandworms left for the “Murderflies”, but as the Midgets knew from the start, it may be all that they need to pull this off. The Sandworms had thus far been quiet, but that soon ended as Nick Nack who was on Pony #3 was racing through the desert making far too much noise. That noise soon brought along with it a great tremor in the sand and after a minute or so Sandworm #3 rose from the desert floor and consumed Hobbit #1, Jawa #11, Nick Nack and both Ewok babies #1 and 2. The three ponies that were being ridden by the Midgets members (uh uh, midget members) also perished in the Sandworm attack.
Which is so terrible, it’s just so sad when animals have to die such a horrible death. I mean, humans are just terrible creatures to begin with so screw them. Animals on the other hand deserve only the best. That is why we must protect them with all of our power.
-The following Message has been brought to you by PETA.
Shia sees this tragedy take place and knows he needs to do something about it. He flies over to Star Sapphire #1 and tells her that the two of them need to find a way to kill one of these beasts. The Star Sapphire has no idea what she thinks Shia can do about this, but she decides to go along with him anyway as she doesn’t have a better plan herself.
SS#1: “Seriously though, what makes you think you can do this.”
Shia: “Look, I killed Megatron once, so some stupid earth worm isn’t going to be able to stop me.”
SS#1: “Yeah, okay. I guess here I go.”
The plan is for the SS to try and contain one of the worms in an energy field for just a minute or so, long enough for Shia to fly down to the ground and make as much noise as could to attract the attention of another Sandworm. The SS focused all of her power on Sandworm #3 and though it was incredibly difficult, she was actually able to do it. Shia then flew down to the ground and between him and his dragon made as much noise as they could to attract another worms attention.
After thirty seconds or so the ground began to shake and Shia jumped back on his dragon and flew back up into the Egyptian sky. Sure enough, Sandworm #5 can crashing out from under the desert floor and just as Shia had planned it, collided with the still under the SS influence Sandworm #3. Sandworm #5’s collision along with the energy from the SS created such a violent combination that both Sandworms now lay unconscious on the ground not moving.
Stilgar: “He did it, the crazy son of b#$%h did it.”
Shia was now beside himself in selfish joy that he immediately flew over to the SS and told her to do it again. She of course told him to lay low for a minute and he naturally disagreed with that statement. After a one way screaming match with the volatile actor, the SS once again agreed to do the plan over again. Shia flew back down to the ground and started making as much noise as he could, this time to no avail. He did it for another minute or so but still nothing.
Stilgar: “There not coming kid, get back on your dragon and get the hell out of here.”
Shia: “No, I can do this. I did it once and I will do it again.”
Stilgar: “You got lucky once, don’t press your luck with these creatures. They always end up on the winning side.”
Shia: “That’s why I know it’s gonna work.”
Stilgar looked at his Fremen brothers and rolled his eyes at the stupid one liner. Then he noticed that the two unconscious Sandworms were starting to move once again. Stilgar once again tried to tell Shia to get out of there but he would still not listen to the fierce fighter. Shia repeatedly stomped on the ground and despite his orders, the Star Sapphire was now down on the ground with LaBeouf trying to convince him to stop.
SS #1: “We need to get out of here.”
Shia: “I got this, just keep to the plan.”
SS #1: “The worms are awake again, the plan didn’t work.”
Shia: “If we can get one more up here we can…”
SS #1: “All die, that’s what will happen. Now get back on your dragon and let’s get the hell out of here.”
Shia: “Fine, let me just try one more thing…”
Before Shia could even finish this sentence the ground began to shake so violently that neither he nor the Star Sapphire were able to gain any semblance of balance. The Star Sapphire tried to take off but due to her disorientation, she flew directly into the side of Sandworm #3. She hit the worm with such velocity that it knocked her out. Shia was now choking to death due to all the sand that he had swallowed. The desert was now a whirlpool due to all the commotion that the young actor had been making. So much commotion in fact that now all five Sandworms were out in the match, all ready to attack anything they saw.
Shia and his dragon were already close to death anyways, but Sandworm #4 made it a fact as it sucked them into its fiery mouth. The same went for the Star Sapphire, who never woke up again. Stilgar and the Fremen were now all running as fast as they could to get away from the creatures but despite their abilities in the desert, they were no match for Sandworm #1.
The next to go was Gibbs and Troll #1, who had been a little to close to joining up with Stilgar and the Fremen and were also consumed by Sandworm #1. Next up was the Dark Side midget members who attempted to jump on top of Sandworm #4, but ended up like most people who attempt such a foolish move, dead. Balrog #3, who stepped on Little Goomba #64 on his way over to fight Sandworm #3, was able to get a few hits in on the massive creature. The Sandworm was still a little groggy from Shia’s move earilier but once it got its wits about him again, he was able to destroy the hell-fired beast.
This only left Noa & Teak, who had no plan’s of trying to fight Shai-Hulud. Instead, they decided to just chill on top of a Pyramid and waited for the match to end. Which didn’t come for a while of course, but after several hours of waiting in the hot desert sun, they were back at their team headquarters just thanking “Old Father Eternity” that the match was finally over with.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets: Noa, Teak and Silver Dragon #16 are alive.
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies: Sandworms #1-5 all alive.
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies are Victorious!!!
The Midgets are Stilgar, Fremen #52-56, Balrog #3, Troll #1, Hobbit #1 on Pony #1, Jawa #11 on Pony #2, Nick Nack on Pony #3, The NCIS Crew: Gibbs, DiNozzo, Mcgee, & Kate, Dark Side Acolyte #1-3, Dark Side Adept #1-3, Shia LaBeouf, Noa & Teak, Ewok Baby #1 & 2, Silver Dragon #16, Dragon #1, Star Sapphire #1, & Little Goomba #64.
The Murderflies are Sandworm #1-5, Marines #10-35, & Jawa #1.
Stilgar and the Fremen’s (coming this fall to CBS) knew that this match was going to be nearly impossible to win. They knew the strength of these worms and despite their vast knowledge of the creatures; they still didn’t have a real good way of killing one. With that being said though, they were not going to stop fighting until either them or the worms were dead.
Stilgar: “Midgets, we may not be the most powerful team this week…”
Shia LaBeouf (Interrupting): “Or any week.”
Stilgar: “Excuse me junior, do you have something to say? Perhaps you would like to say a few words before we go into battle. It’s obvious that whatever it is that you have to say is vastly more important then what I am saying up here now.”
Shia LaBeouf: “Well thanks Stilgar, I do actually.”
Stilgar stands there stunned, as he didn’t actually think the young actor was really going to have something to say.
Shia LaBeouf: “I just wanted to say that our team has played way under our abilities all season. I mean, we are playing “The Murderflies” this week and we are by far the underdogs in this match.”
Gibbs: “The Murderflies have a fine team this year kid.”
Shia LaBeouf: “Fine team my a$$. The fact that they are making the playoffs this year should show us how week the NL actually is. Which brings me to another point. I would like to voice my disappointment in the matches this year as well. I wasn’t going to say anything, but now I feel like I can’t keep my mouth shut on the subject.”
Kate: “Oh god, someone please just kill me again already.”
Shia LaBeouf: "I feel like The Watchers have dropped the ball on the legacy of this league that people have loved and cherished. You get into Lantern Rings and things like that and you can blame it on the characters and you can blame it on terrain’s, but the Watcher’s job is to make it come alive and make it work, and they haven’t been doing it lately. So that's their fault. Simple.”
DiNozzo: “What the hell is this kid talking about?”
Gibbs: “I have no idea. (Shouting) Hey kid, you mind if we start fighting this match now or would you like us to lavish more attention on to you before we get started.”
Shia LaBeouf: “Whatever Gibbs, go back to your stupid little television series already. I left that sh$% behind when I was still a kid.”
Gibbs: “That’s great, now get you’re a$$ on that Silver Dragon and get up in the air (Under his breathe) Where I can’t hear you.”
Shia finally stops talking and hops on his dragon and leaves the ground behind. Everyone on the Midgets forms numerous small groups, as they do not want too many people together in case of a worm attack.
The Murderflies Marines are in two groups of thirteen as they are spreading out in different directions looking for their enemies. Jawa #1 is riding on the back of Marine #19, who is lagging behind due to the added weight on his back. The First group of Marines meet up with the NCIS crew and Troll #1. The Fight is fierce and ugly but the only ones to make it out of the fight alive are Troll #1 and Gibbs. Gibbs, who has once again had to see Kate die is more pissed then usual as he walks over to the dead body of Marine #12 and proceeds to kick him in the chest a couple more times. Marines #10-18 and 32-35 are now dead.
Noa & Teak who are riding on Dragon #1 signal down to the Dark Side Acolytes that they can see the remaining Marines. The Acolytes and the Dark Side Adepts get the message and split up as to attack them from every direction. The Adepts and Acolytes successfully engage the Marines and easily take care of them, only losing Acolyte #3 and Adept #2. The only Marine that is still alive is Marine #19, who still has the Jawa on his back. The Marine is surrounded by enemies and decides the only choice he has is to drop the Jawa and try to shoot as many people as he can. As soon as he throws the Jawa to the ground, he is met with great anger from the Acolytes.
DS Adept #1: “How dare you treat a Jawa like that, you will pay for indiscretion.”
Marine #19: “Screw you pal.”
Marine #19 unloads his gun, alas to no avail as the combined forces of DS Adept #3 and DS Acolyte #1 and 2 quickly kill him. The DS Adepts and Acolytes are friends of the Jawas, as they have always been able to deliver them with whatever illegal goods they have wanted. DS Adept #1 goes down to pick up the small creature when the Jawa pulls out a blaster and shoots the dark sided creature directly in the face, killing him. Though the Jawa is pleased with his kill, he is soon torn to shreds by the three remaining Midget characters.
This only leaves the Sandworms left for the “Murderflies”, but as the Midgets knew from the start, it may be all that they need to pull this off. The Sandworms had thus far been quiet, but that soon ended as Nick Nack who was on Pony #3 was racing through the desert making far too much noise. That noise soon brought along with it a great tremor in the sand and after a minute or so Sandworm #3 rose from the desert floor and consumed Hobbit #1, Jawa #11, Nick Nack and both Ewok babies #1 and 2. The three ponies that were being ridden by the Midgets members (uh uh, midget members) also perished in the Sandworm attack.
Which is so terrible, it’s just so sad when animals have to die such a horrible death. I mean, humans are just terrible creatures to begin with so screw them. Animals on the other hand deserve only the best. That is why we must protect them with all of our power.
-The following Message has been brought to you by PETA.
Shia sees this tragedy take place and knows he needs to do something about it. He flies over to Star Sapphire #1 and tells her that the two of them need to find a way to kill one of these beasts. The Star Sapphire has no idea what she thinks Shia can do about this, but she decides to go along with him anyway as she doesn’t have a better plan herself.
SS#1: “Seriously though, what makes you think you can do this.”
Shia: “Look, I killed Megatron once, so some stupid earth worm isn’t going to be able to stop me.”
SS#1: “Yeah, okay. I guess here I go.”
The plan is for the SS to try and contain one of the worms in an energy field for just a minute or so, long enough for Shia to fly down to the ground and make as much noise as could to attract the attention of another Sandworm. The SS focused all of her power on Sandworm #3 and though it was incredibly difficult, she was actually able to do it. Shia then flew down to the ground and between him and his dragon made as much noise as they could to attract another worms attention.
After thirty seconds or so the ground began to shake and Shia jumped back on his dragon and flew back up into the Egyptian sky. Sure enough, Sandworm #5 can crashing out from under the desert floor and just as Shia had planned it, collided with the still under the SS influence Sandworm #3. Sandworm #5’s collision along with the energy from the SS created such a violent combination that both Sandworms now lay unconscious on the ground not moving.
Stilgar: “He did it, the crazy son of b#$%h did it.”
Shia was now beside himself in selfish joy that he immediately flew over to the SS and told her to do it again. She of course told him to lay low for a minute and he naturally disagreed with that statement. After a one way screaming match with the volatile actor, the SS once again agreed to do the plan over again. Shia flew back down to the ground and started making as much noise as he could, this time to no avail. He did it for another minute or so but still nothing.
Stilgar: “There not coming kid, get back on your dragon and get the hell out of here.”
Shia: “No, I can do this. I did it once and I will do it again.”
Stilgar: “You got lucky once, don’t press your luck with these creatures. They always end up on the winning side.”
Shia: “That’s why I know it’s gonna work.”
Stilgar looked at his Fremen brothers and rolled his eyes at the stupid one liner. Then he noticed that the two unconscious Sandworms were starting to move once again. Stilgar once again tried to tell Shia to get out of there but he would still not listen to the fierce fighter. Shia repeatedly stomped on the ground and despite his orders, the Star Sapphire was now down on the ground with LaBeouf trying to convince him to stop.
SS #1: “We need to get out of here.”
Shia: “I got this, just keep to the plan.”
SS #1: “The worms are awake again, the plan didn’t work.”
Shia: “If we can get one more up here we can…”
SS #1: “All die, that’s what will happen. Now get back on your dragon and let’s get the hell out of here.”
Shia: “Fine, let me just try one more thing…”
Before Shia could even finish this sentence the ground began to shake so violently that neither he nor the Star Sapphire were able to gain any semblance of balance. The Star Sapphire tried to take off but due to her disorientation, she flew directly into the side of Sandworm #3. She hit the worm with such velocity that it knocked her out. Shia was now choking to death due to all the sand that he had swallowed. The desert was now a whirlpool due to all the commotion that the young actor had been making. So much commotion in fact that now all five Sandworms were out in the match, all ready to attack anything they saw.
Shia and his dragon were already close to death anyways, but Sandworm #4 made it a fact as it sucked them into its fiery mouth. The same went for the Star Sapphire, who never woke up again. Stilgar and the Fremen were now all running as fast as they could to get away from the creatures but despite their abilities in the desert, they were no match for Sandworm #1.
The next to go was Gibbs and Troll #1, who had been a little to close to joining up with Stilgar and the Fremen and were also consumed by Sandworm #1. Next up was the Dark Side midget members who attempted to jump on top of Sandworm #4, but ended up like most people who attempt such a foolish move, dead. Balrog #3, who stepped on Little Goomba #64 on his way over to fight Sandworm #3, was able to get a few hits in on the massive creature. The Sandworm was still a little groggy from Shia’s move earilier but once it got its wits about him again, he was able to destroy the hell-fired beast.
This only left Noa & Teak, who had no plan’s of trying to fight Shai-Hulud. Instead, they decided to just chill on top of a Pyramid and waited for the match to end. Which didn’t come for a while of course, but after several hours of waiting in the hot desert sun, they were back at their team headquarters just thanking “Old Father Eternity” that the match was finally over with.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets: Noa, Teak and Silver Dragon #16 are alive.
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies: Sandworms #1-5 all alive.
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies are Victorious!!!
Season Three: Week 9: The Untouchables vs. Logical Genocide
Untouchables Vs. Logical Genocide
Untouchables are Tinkerbelle (w/ blue lantern ring & mini-blue light saber), Maestro, Red Lantern Guy Gardner, The Thing, She-Hulk, Franklin Richards, The Legion of Super Heroes: Brainiac 5, Lightning Lad, Saturn Girl, Phantom Girl, Bouncing Boy, Triplicate Girl, Timber Wolf, Chameleon Boy, & Karate Kid, Sodom Yat, & Horatio Caine.
LG is Sandworm #11, Ion, Nekron, Ed the Neo-Cymek, Starman, The Ray, Bane, Hawk, V (w/ yellow power ring), Red Lantern #2, Prometheus, Dementor #8, Snoogans the Alien Xenomorph, Chris Seeney & Cannon Fodder Smurf (w/ a blue lantern ring) in The Zombieland Hummer w/ "Drunken Lullabyes" by Flogging Molly playing on the radio.
Logical Genocide’s Sandworm is taking a joy ride around the Egyptian desert, destroying everything in its path. Maestro stupidly thinks he can stop the massive creature by attempting to jump on its back. He fails miserably and is thrown off of the worm. He is then brought under the sand with the giant worm and is killed. Horatio Caine sees this and takes his sunglasses off to comment on what has just occurred. Right as he turns around to stare into the non-existent camera and say something, the worm make a sharp left turn and consumes him before he is able to say a word.
The Thing: “Just forget about the worm for now, let’s take care of the rest of these losers.”
Sodam Yat immediately goes after Ion, who quickly goes on the offense and blasts the Daxamite with a large amount of energy. Sodam is hurt by the blast but is back up only moments later to send a similar amount of energy back at the benevolent symbiote, sending him crashing into the desert floor. The Ray and V both fly up to fight Sodam Yat and right as they are ready to blast him to pieces, they too are knocked out of the sky, only this time it is by the Red Lantern handed Guy Gardner. The rage filled Lantern flies over to The Ray and rips his head off, obviously killing him. Gardner then begins pounding on V but before he is able to kill him, Red Lantern #2 charges at Gardner and they both go crashing down into the sand.
Gardner and the Red Lantern fight on the ground for a long time but eventually, Gardner gets the best of him and sends a blast directly through the chest of the common Lantern, ending his rage filled life. Gardner then races over to V, who is now flying head-on towards Gardner. The two Lantern’s collide and the shockwave is felt throughout the match, though in the end, Guy Gardner is the only one left standing.
Gardner should be exhausted but instead he is filled with so much rage that he feels even more empowered by his actions. Sodam Yat joins his rage filled partner as they both look at each other with the same thoughts of killing every member of Logical Genocide in a larger-scaled attack. The two super-powered beings are about to take off but before they can do so, they are both pulled down into the desert floor. There is silence for a moment but soon enough a massively bright light blasts up from below the desert, sending sand everywhere. After everything settles, Ion is floating just above the ground, as it is obvious to everyone on his team that he is the only survivor of the fight.
This brings hope to the Logical Genocide team as they all begin to charge towards their newly weakened opponents. Dementor #8 flies over Bouncing Boy and before he is able to use his incredibly stupid powers, he is given the Dementor’s Kiss and is left laid to rest. The Karate Kid then charges Bane and delivers several painful blows to him, but is unable to do any real damage. The fight goes on for a little while longer but Bane comes out on top, as the Karate Kid lies dead on the ground.
Ed the Neo-Cymek is in his flying form and starts to shoot at both Phantom and Saturn Girl. He manages to hit Saturn Girl in the stomach, knocking her down to the ground with a near fatal wound. He misses Phantom Girl as she is in her intangible form. Saturn Girl, who realizes that she does not have long to live uses her telepathic powers to take over the brain of the Neo-Cymek and shuts him down. Phantom Girl then informs Lightening Lad that he is needed and soon enough he is re-routing the Neo-Cymek’s electrical systems into an overload that completely fries his brain.
The Dementor flies over top of Triplicate Girl but finds it hard to latch onto anything legit, as the form is not actually the real version of her. The now very confused Dementor attempts to move on but before it can begin its search, the blue Lanterned Tinkerbelle destroys the now hope filled dark creature.
Lightening Lad and Phantom Girl go over to Saturn Girl to see if there is anything they can do to help her but before they can even start to think of a solution, the Sandworm comes back up again and consumes the three of them, even killing the still intangible Phantom Girl.
Tinkerbelle sees this happen and starts to begin her attempt at capturing the massive creature in a field powered by her ring. She momentarily is able to stall the creature but before she can do any real damage she is blasted to the ground by Ion. Ion then picks her up and throws her into the mouth of the great beast. He watches as she flies into the mouth of the worm, but before she is consumed he sees her make one last attempt at an attack. Before the mouth fully closes she sends a blast of blue energy into the center of the creature, which explodes and kill’s herself and the worm.
Nekron: “Well screw that.”
Nekron then brings the worm back to life and sends it after the remaining members of The Untouchables. The now reanimated Sandworm slugs along the desert. It doesn’t have the same power as before, but it still a giant worm moving through the desert. The Thing and She-Hulk are pretty much in awe of what they have just witnessed but still have their wits about them. They know that in order for them to win, they are going to have to find and kill Nekron. This is easier said then done as Starman and Prometheus come up on the two Marvel heroes. Prometheus goes toe to toe with Ben Grimm and She-Hulk tries her best to thwart the effort of Starman, but after a short battle is unable to recover herself and is torn apart by the Starman’s powers. Starman joined Prometheus after his success against the She-Hulk, as they both began to pound on The Thing. It didn’t look good for the original rock lord, but soon enough Prometheus found himself on the wrong end of a blast from Starman, who was now sending everything he had at this teammate. It didn’t take long for Prometheus to succumb to his wounds and before Starman could realize that he had been duped by Franklin Richards reality warping powers, he was being beaten to death by The Thing and Timber Wolf.
Chameleon Boy who was in the form of Starman now, decided to go over towards the Logical Genocide crew. He thought he could find Nekron himself and finish this match off in heroic fashion. Unfortunately for him, he was met by Snoogans the Alien Xenomorph, who didn’t care what team he was on and started to attack him anyways. The Alien fought brutally and took the life of Chameleon Boy.
Chris Seeney and Cannon Fodder Smurf were driving along in their hummer this entire time listening to the same Flogging Molly song over and over again.
C.F. Smurf: “Are you kidding me with this sh$%?”
CS: “What, I love this song.”
C.F. Smurf: “We’ve heard it twenty times already.”
CS: “It just gets me in the mood.”
C.F. Smurf: “In the mood? Am I going to have to close my eyes now? I really don’t want to see what you have in store for yourself with this song.”
CS: “Oh come man, the mood to fight man. I mean, now that we both have rings, nobody is going to mess with us.”
C.F. Smurf: “Yeah, about that. Where did you say you got your ring from again?”
CS: “During the big point week, every team got one.”
C.F. Smurf: “I thought only the winners got a ring.”
CS: “Nope, everyone did. Now let’s go kick some Untouchable a$$.”
C.F. Smurf: “Okay, but I still think this is a bad idea.”
Chris Seeney driving the hummer sees The Thing in his sights and starts to gun it towards the Fantastic Four member.
C.F. Smurf: “Hey, let me charge that bad boy up for you. We are going to need it if we are going to knock him down.”
CS: “No, I’m good. I have all the power that I need.”
C.F. Smurf: “That’s not really a green lantern ring is it?”
CS: “No, it is.”
C.F. Smurf: “Let me see it then.”
CS: “No, it’s my ring. Plus your not supposed to touch this thing anyway. The ring chose me as its owner.”
C.F. Smurf: “Come on, let me see it.”
CS: “No, it’s my ring. Leave it alone.”
Cannon Fodder Smurf then uses his blue ring to try and power it up and the ring just cracks right off of Seeney’s hand.
CS: “You broke my ring, I told you not to touch it.”
C.F. Smurf: “That was a plastic ring from a comic convention wasn’t it?”
CS: “No, I got it for free with some comics a couple of month’s ago.”
C.F. Smurf: “Your pathetic Chris, in fact, good luck with this stupid idea, I’ll catch you later.”
Cannon Fodder Smurf opens the door of the Hummer and flies away from it.
CS: “Screw you Smurf, I don’t need you anyway. Here I come Thing, try and stop this.”
Chris Seeney then drives the Hummer into Ben Grimm with great force but it doesn’t really do anything. The Hummer is now a big clump of metal pushed to the side of where the Thing is standing. Brainiac 5 then finds a tire iron on the ground and proceeds to beat Chris Seeney to death with it.
C.F. Smurf: “What a friggin idiot.”
Cannon Fodder Smurf then comes flying in and encases The Thing, Franklin Richards and Brainiac 5 in an energy bubble. He still doesn’t know quite what to do with his ring powers but with the help of Ion is able to launch the bubble at the lumbering zombie sandworm, which naturally kills the three combatants along with the zombified sandworm all over again.
Nekron: “What the hell you guys, I was still killing people with him”
Ion: “That’s enough Nekron.”
Nekron: “Oh boo hoo Ion, you’re such a baby.”
This only left Triplicate Girl and Timber Wolf to help defend the Untouchables chances at victory. The two characters realized that the chances of them winning were slim to none, but they still knew they had to give it a shot. They first got into a fight with Bane and Hawk, of which Timber Wolf tore Hawk to shreds but Triplicate Girl was having a tough time with Bane. Once Timber Wolf took care of Hawk he was able to help TG and together they took down the mighty Bane.
Ion and Cannon Fodder Smurf were flying above this fight and though Cannon Fodder Smurf wanted to kill them himself, Ion convinced him to stay back and let their ground troops take care of it.
C.F. Smurf: "I really want to get them myself Ion.”
Ion: “Just stay up here with me my little friend. You are now part of the elite, young Smurf. Let them take care of the small problems.”
C.F. Smurf: “But look at that Ion, they are getting their a##es kicked. I know I can help them out.”
Ion: “Just hold off a moment, they may just finish it off after-all.”
Cannon Fodder Smurf didn’t wait for Ion to finish his sentence before he took off towards the ground to finish this match off once and for all. As he landed he pointed his hand at Timber Wolf and attempted to send a blast of blue energy his way. I say attempted because before he was able to get anything off, Timber Wolf had cut the Smurf’s hand clean off, leaving him without a blue ring.
Ion: “God D@$nit.”
Ion then flew down there and blasted Timber Wolf right into the actual Triplicate Girl, a move that didn’t kill them, but left them in such a state as to lead to their eventual death’s. Ion then helped the Smurf up on his feet and grabbed the severed hand with the blue ring still on it.
Ion: “Next time, try holding on to this thing. Oh, and maybe, just maybe think about listening to me next time.”
The Smurf hated being lectured to, but was very grateful to still have his ring and to have made it out of this match alive.
The Untouchable: All Dead.
Logical Genocide: Ion, Nekron, Snoogans the Alien Xenomorph and Cannon Fodder Smurf minus his right hand.
Logical Genocide is Victorious!!!
Untouchables are Tinkerbelle (w/ blue lantern ring & mini-blue light saber), Maestro, Red Lantern Guy Gardner, The Thing, She-Hulk, Franklin Richards, The Legion of Super Heroes: Brainiac 5, Lightning Lad, Saturn Girl, Phantom Girl, Bouncing Boy, Triplicate Girl, Timber Wolf, Chameleon Boy, & Karate Kid, Sodom Yat, & Horatio Caine.
LG is Sandworm #11, Ion, Nekron, Ed the Neo-Cymek, Starman, The Ray, Bane, Hawk, V (w/ yellow power ring), Red Lantern #2, Prometheus, Dementor #8, Snoogans the Alien Xenomorph, Chris Seeney & Cannon Fodder Smurf (w/ a blue lantern ring) in The Zombieland Hummer w/ "Drunken Lullabyes" by Flogging Molly playing on the radio.
Logical Genocide’s Sandworm is taking a joy ride around the Egyptian desert, destroying everything in its path. Maestro stupidly thinks he can stop the massive creature by attempting to jump on its back. He fails miserably and is thrown off of the worm. He is then brought under the sand with the giant worm and is killed. Horatio Caine sees this and takes his sunglasses off to comment on what has just occurred. Right as he turns around to stare into the non-existent camera and say something, the worm make a sharp left turn and consumes him before he is able to say a word.
The Thing: “Just forget about the worm for now, let’s take care of the rest of these losers.”
Sodam Yat immediately goes after Ion, who quickly goes on the offense and blasts the Daxamite with a large amount of energy. Sodam is hurt by the blast but is back up only moments later to send a similar amount of energy back at the benevolent symbiote, sending him crashing into the desert floor. The Ray and V both fly up to fight Sodam Yat and right as they are ready to blast him to pieces, they too are knocked out of the sky, only this time it is by the Red Lantern handed Guy Gardner. The rage filled Lantern flies over to The Ray and rips his head off, obviously killing him. Gardner then begins pounding on V but before he is able to kill him, Red Lantern #2 charges at Gardner and they both go crashing down into the sand.
Gardner and the Red Lantern fight on the ground for a long time but eventually, Gardner gets the best of him and sends a blast directly through the chest of the common Lantern, ending his rage filled life. Gardner then races over to V, who is now flying head-on towards Gardner. The two Lantern’s collide and the shockwave is felt throughout the match, though in the end, Guy Gardner is the only one left standing.
Gardner should be exhausted but instead he is filled with so much rage that he feels even more empowered by his actions. Sodam Yat joins his rage filled partner as they both look at each other with the same thoughts of killing every member of Logical Genocide in a larger-scaled attack. The two super-powered beings are about to take off but before they can do so, they are both pulled down into the desert floor. There is silence for a moment but soon enough a massively bright light blasts up from below the desert, sending sand everywhere. After everything settles, Ion is floating just above the ground, as it is obvious to everyone on his team that he is the only survivor of the fight.
This brings hope to the Logical Genocide team as they all begin to charge towards their newly weakened opponents. Dementor #8 flies over Bouncing Boy and before he is able to use his incredibly stupid powers, he is given the Dementor’s Kiss and is left laid to rest. The Karate Kid then charges Bane and delivers several painful blows to him, but is unable to do any real damage. The fight goes on for a little while longer but Bane comes out on top, as the Karate Kid lies dead on the ground.
Ed the Neo-Cymek is in his flying form and starts to shoot at both Phantom and Saturn Girl. He manages to hit Saturn Girl in the stomach, knocking her down to the ground with a near fatal wound. He misses Phantom Girl as she is in her intangible form. Saturn Girl, who realizes that she does not have long to live uses her telepathic powers to take over the brain of the Neo-Cymek and shuts him down. Phantom Girl then informs Lightening Lad that he is needed and soon enough he is re-routing the Neo-Cymek’s electrical systems into an overload that completely fries his brain.
The Dementor flies over top of Triplicate Girl but finds it hard to latch onto anything legit, as the form is not actually the real version of her. The now very confused Dementor attempts to move on but before it can begin its search, the blue Lanterned Tinkerbelle destroys the now hope filled dark creature.
Lightening Lad and Phantom Girl go over to Saturn Girl to see if there is anything they can do to help her but before they can even start to think of a solution, the Sandworm comes back up again and consumes the three of them, even killing the still intangible Phantom Girl.
Tinkerbelle sees this happen and starts to begin her attempt at capturing the massive creature in a field powered by her ring. She momentarily is able to stall the creature but before she can do any real damage she is blasted to the ground by Ion. Ion then picks her up and throws her into the mouth of the great beast. He watches as she flies into the mouth of the worm, but before she is consumed he sees her make one last attempt at an attack. Before the mouth fully closes she sends a blast of blue energy into the center of the creature, which explodes and kill’s herself and the worm.
Nekron: “Well screw that.”
Nekron then brings the worm back to life and sends it after the remaining members of The Untouchables. The now reanimated Sandworm slugs along the desert. It doesn’t have the same power as before, but it still a giant worm moving through the desert. The Thing and She-Hulk are pretty much in awe of what they have just witnessed but still have their wits about them. They know that in order for them to win, they are going to have to find and kill Nekron. This is easier said then done as Starman and Prometheus come up on the two Marvel heroes. Prometheus goes toe to toe with Ben Grimm and She-Hulk tries her best to thwart the effort of Starman, but after a short battle is unable to recover herself and is torn apart by the Starman’s powers. Starman joined Prometheus after his success against the She-Hulk, as they both began to pound on The Thing. It didn’t look good for the original rock lord, but soon enough Prometheus found himself on the wrong end of a blast from Starman, who was now sending everything he had at this teammate. It didn’t take long for Prometheus to succumb to his wounds and before Starman could realize that he had been duped by Franklin Richards reality warping powers, he was being beaten to death by The Thing and Timber Wolf.
Chameleon Boy who was in the form of Starman now, decided to go over towards the Logical Genocide crew. He thought he could find Nekron himself and finish this match off in heroic fashion. Unfortunately for him, he was met by Snoogans the Alien Xenomorph, who didn’t care what team he was on and started to attack him anyways. The Alien fought brutally and took the life of Chameleon Boy.
Chris Seeney and Cannon Fodder Smurf were driving along in their hummer this entire time listening to the same Flogging Molly song over and over again.
C.F. Smurf: “Are you kidding me with this sh$%?”
CS: “What, I love this song.”
C.F. Smurf: “We’ve heard it twenty times already.”
CS: “It just gets me in the mood.”
C.F. Smurf: “In the mood? Am I going to have to close my eyes now? I really don’t want to see what you have in store for yourself with this song.”
CS: “Oh come man, the mood to fight man. I mean, now that we both have rings, nobody is going to mess with us.”
C.F. Smurf: “Yeah, about that. Where did you say you got your ring from again?”
CS: “During the big point week, every team got one.”
C.F. Smurf: “I thought only the winners got a ring.”
CS: “Nope, everyone did. Now let’s go kick some Untouchable a$$.”
C.F. Smurf: “Okay, but I still think this is a bad idea.”
Chris Seeney driving the hummer sees The Thing in his sights and starts to gun it towards the Fantastic Four member.
C.F. Smurf: “Hey, let me charge that bad boy up for you. We are going to need it if we are going to knock him down.”
CS: “No, I’m good. I have all the power that I need.”
C.F. Smurf: “That’s not really a green lantern ring is it?”
CS: “No, it is.”
C.F. Smurf: “Let me see it then.”
CS: “No, it’s my ring. Plus your not supposed to touch this thing anyway. The ring chose me as its owner.”
C.F. Smurf: “Come on, let me see it.”
CS: “No, it’s my ring. Leave it alone.”
Cannon Fodder Smurf then uses his blue ring to try and power it up and the ring just cracks right off of Seeney’s hand.
CS: “You broke my ring, I told you not to touch it.”
C.F. Smurf: “That was a plastic ring from a comic convention wasn’t it?”
CS: “No, I got it for free with some comics a couple of month’s ago.”
C.F. Smurf: “Your pathetic Chris, in fact, good luck with this stupid idea, I’ll catch you later.”
Cannon Fodder Smurf opens the door of the Hummer and flies away from it.
CS: “Screw you Smurf, I don’t need you anyway. Here I come Thing, try and stop this.”
Chris Seeney then drives the Hummer into Ben Grimm with great force but it doesn’t really do anything. The Hummer is now a big clump of metal pushed to the side of where the Thing is standing. Brainiac 5 then finds a tire iron on the ground and proceeds to beat Chris Seeney to death with it.
C.F. Smurf: “What a friggin idiot.”
Cannon Fodder Smurf then comes flying in and encases The Thing, Franklin Richards and Brainiac 5 in an energy bubble. He still doesn’t know quite what to do with his ring powers but with the help of Ion is able to launch the bubble at the lumbering zombie sandworm, which naturally kills the three combatants along with the zombified sandworm all over again.
Nekron: “What the hell you guys, I was still killing people with him”
Ion: “That’s enough Nekron.”
Nekron: “Oh boo hoo Ion, you’re such a baby.”
This only left Triplicate Girl and Timber Wolf to help defend the Untouchables chances at victory. The two characters realized that the chances of them winning were slim to none, but they still knew they had to give it a shot. They first got into a fight with Bane and Hawk, of which Timber Wolf tore Hawk to shreds but Triplicate Girl was having a tough time with Bane. Once Timber Wolf took care of Hawk he was able to help TG and together they took down the mighty Bane.
Ion and Cannon Fodder Smurf were flying above this fight and though Cannon Fodder Smurf wanted to kill them himself, Ion convinced him to stay back and let their ground troops take care of it.
C.F. Smurf: "I really want to get them myself Ion.”
Ion: “Just stay up here with me my little friend. You are now part of the elite, young Smurf. Let them take care of the small problems.”
C.F. Smurf: “But look at that Ion, they are getting their a##es kicked. I know I can help them out.”
Ion: “Just hold off a moment, they may just finish it off after-all.”
Cannon Fodder Smurf didn’t wait for Ion to finish his sentence before he took off towards the ground to finish this match off once and for all. As he landed he pointed his hand at Timber Wolf and attempted to send a blast of blue energy his way. I say attempted because before he was able to get anything off, Timber Wolf had cut the Smurf’s hand clean off, leaving him without a blue ring.
Ion: “God D@$nit.”
Ion then flew down there and blasted Timber Wolf right into the actual Triplicate Girl, a move that didn’t kill them, but left them in such a state as to lead to their eventual death’s. Ion then helped the Smurf up on his feet and grabbed the severed hand with the blue ring still on it.
Ion: “Next time, try holding on to this thing. Oh, and maybe, just maybe think about listening to me next time.”
The Smurf hated being lectured to, but was very grateful to still have his ring and to have made it out of this match alive.
The Untouchable: All Dead.
Logical Genocide: Ion, Nekron, Snoogans the Alien Xenomorph and Cannon Fodder Smurf minus his right hand.
Logical Genocide is Victorious!!!
Monday, May 17, 2010
Week 9, Xaviers Annihilation Squad vs. La Napoleon Brigade
The Annihilation Squad is: Imotep, Scorpion King, Sandman, Silver Racer (w/ green lantern ring), Supergirl, Supreme & Radar, Suprema (w/ blue lantern ring), Anaksanamun on a Mordor Horse #1, Sandstorm, Cactus Head, Mummra & Mutt, & Windhammer.
The Brigade is: (Golden Age)Wonder Woman in her Invisible Jet, Jetfire & Jetstorm, Emperor Palpatine, Storm Trooper #1-7, Aragorn, Man at Arms & Teela, Morpheus w/ Evil Lynn, & Karg in a Hummer, Skeletor Troop #1-6, Maverick & Goose in a Stealth Bomber, Jedi Knight #1, Darth Nihilus, & Conky.
"I got clear skies in all directions, over." said Goose over the radio.
"Copy that Goose, all clear on the ground as well." said Morpheus who was riding below them in a hummer.
"Abort mission, Abort miss....aaaaaaaaaahhhh" responded Wonder Woman.
The giant wall of sand created by the combined power of Imotep and Sandman was too fast to avoid. It hit Wonder Woman, Jetfire and Jetstorm were unable to see her invisible plane well enough to dodge it, and the impact sent them directly into Maverick and Goose. Killing them all instantly.
"Woah..." Morpheus was immediately sucked into the sand, the Hummer was engulfed in the desert floor, the pouring sands shattering the windows of the hummer and stripping the flesh from the bones of Morpheus, Karg and Evil Lynn.
Unfortunately the rest of the brigade was also made quick work of: The combined might of Imotep and Sandman who were very much in their element made it all too easy for them to slaughter Palpatine, Aragorn, Man at Arms, Teela, the Stormtroopers and the Skeletor troops. Darth Nihilus put up a brave fight, slashing at the sands, his blade turning the sand into glass as it sliced through it. However there was simply too much sand, The Annihilation rest of the annihilation squad simply watched as the two masters of sand Crushed Jedi Knight #1, Conky, and Nihilus with huge walls of sand.
Xavier's Annihilation Squad is Victorious!
FLAWLESS VICTORY.
The Brigade is: (Golden Age)Wonder Woman in her Invisible Jet, Jetfire & Jetstorm, Emperor Palpatine, Storm Trooper #1-7, Aragorn, Man at Arms & Teela, Morpheus w/ Evil Lynn, & Karg in a Hummer, Skeletor Troop #1-6, Maverick & Goose in a Stealth Bomber, Jedi Knight #1, Darth Nihilus, & Conky.
"I got clear skies in all directions, over." said Goose over the radio.
"Copy that Goose, all clear on the ground as well." said Morpheus who was riding below them in a hummer.
"Abort mission, Abort miss....aaaaaaaaaahhhh" responded Wonder Woman.
The giant wall of sand created by the combined power of Imotep and Sandman was too fast to avoid. It hit Wonder Woman, Jetfire and Jetstorm were unable to see her invisible plane well enough to dodge it, and the impact sent them directly into Maverick and Goose. Killing them all instantly.
"Woah..." Morpheus was immediately sucked into the sand, the Hummer was engulfed in the desert floor, the pouring sands shattering the windows of the hummer and stripping the flesh from the bones of Morpheus, Karg and Evil Lynn.
Unfortunately the rest of the brigade was also made quick work of: The combined might of Imotep and Sandman who were very much in their element made it all too easy for them to slaughter Palpatine, Aragorn, Man at Arms, Teela, the Stormtroopers and the Skeletor troops. Darth Nihilus put up a brave fight, slashing at the sands, his blade turning the sand into glass as it sliced through it. However there was simply too much sand, The Annihilation rest of the annihilation squad simply watched as the two masters of sand Crushed Jedi Knight #1, Conky, and Nihilus with huge walls of sand.
Xavier's Annihilation Squad is Victorious!
FLAWLESS VICTORY.
Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Oblivio
Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches are Ranx the Sentient City, Dark Phoenix, Fafnir, Duncan McLeod (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Dementor #4, Fangry & Briscoe, Double Cross, Sentinel #17, Yendar Platis, Skrull #16, & Chip.
Oblivio is Sandworm #8 & 12, Aleta One (w/ a green lantern ring), & Golden Army Soldier #1-12, & Nexu #2.
Nexu #2 eats Chip (yes Becks, it happened that fast). The Nexu never does get the opportunity to digest the little guy though because Yendar Plats uses one of his 6 lightsabers to slice the creature in half. In a much more orderly fashion Aleta One leads The Golden Army Soldiers into battle against The Backyardigan squad who have taken position behind Fafnir. The amazingly durable Golden Army Soldiers, it is quickly found are not quite unstoppable or indestructible when they meet up with an Asgardian force such as Fafnir, who instantly rips the body apart of the first soldier who attacks him. Fangry and Briscoe are only able to take out 1 Golden Army Soldier between the 2 of them, before they fall to the army, and Sentinel #17 & Skrull #16 (who is looking just like Duncan McLeod today) are not even able to match that number before they are trounced by the army. Double Cross takes one out as well, but The rest of the team try to take out Oblivio’s field commander Aleta One. Aleta uses her ring to dissipate any source of energy that was giving power to Dementor #4, but (the real) Duncan McLeod and Yendar Platis rush in with their close quarters weapons drawn. Aleta One delivers a green energy coated kick to the chin of Duncan which sends his head right into the high-lands, but when she focuses her energy onto Master Platis, Yendar is able to block the attacks with his 2 low lightsabers and then use his other 4 saber-wielding arms to deliver the mad hurt to Aleta’s Cybertronian body to finish her off. Ranx appears high above the sky and uses his yellow ring to transport the remaining Golden Army Soldiers inside the living city which is his body. Once inside, he is able to pull them apart piece by piece in his Qwardian torture rooms. Ranx believes himself to be completely out of harm’s way, but the Sentient City soon finds out the hard way, why even fully armored Guild Heighliners refuse to enter the atmosphere of the planet Arrakis. The 2 immense sandworms come surging out of the sands and go thru the bottom of Ranx, ripping the largest yellow lantern apart. On both the way up and the way down the 2 Makers cause earth rumbling explosions as they actually destroy Ranx’s Metropolitan body just by their sheer mass rocketing thru it. The 2 Sandworms are successful in destroying Ranx, but are tremendousely injured from the scraping of Ranx’s protective yellow aura and city structures into their bodies. The 2 instinct driven territorialists still keep going despite injuries that could prove fatal and consume both Yendar Platis & Doublecross on their way down. On their next push they are able to both dwarf and crush the mighty Fafnir. Dark Phoenix then decides that she needs to momentarily do away with her apathy and fly into the fray. Dark Phoenix ignites the Phoenix force and focuses her fiery comic energy into the largest of the many wounds on the 2 sandworms. The 2 weakened makers are then destroyed from the inside out as Dark Phoenix cranks up the intensity of her telepathic attack and lays waste to everything in her path. Dark Phoenix feels no sympathy for any of the lesser beings that may have been harmed by this, not that it matters, because there wasn’t anything or anybody other than her left alive on the battlefield anyway.
BECKERMAN’S BACKYARDIGANS: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Oblivio is Sandworm #8 & 12, Aleta One (w/ a green lantern ring), & Golden Army Soldier #1-12, & Nexu #2.
Nexu #2 eats Chip (yes Becks, it happened that fast). The Nexu never does get the opportunity to digest the little guy though because Yendar Plats uses one of his 6 lightsabers to slice the creature in half. In a much more orderly fashion Aleta One leads The Golden Army Soldiers into battle against The Backyardigan squad who have taken position behind Fafnir. The amazingly durable Golden Army Soldiers, it is quickly found are not quite unstoppable or indestructible when they meet up with an Asgardian force such as Fafnir, who instantly rips the body apart of the first soldier who attacks him. Fangry and Briscoe are only able to take out 1 Golden Army Soldier between the 2 of them, before they fall to the army, and Sentinel #17 & Skrull #16 (who is looking just like Duncan McLeod today) are not even able to match that number before they are trounced by the army. Double Cross takes one out as well, but The rest of the team try to take out Oblivio’s field commander Aleta One. Aleta uses her ring to dissipate any source of energy that was giving power to Dementor #4, but (the real) Duncan McLeod and Yendar Platis rush in with their close quarters weapons drawn. Aleta One delivers a green energy coated kick to the chin of Duncan which sends his head right into the high-lands, but when she focuses her energy onto Master Platis, Yendar is able to block the attacks with his 2 low lightsabers and then use his other 4 saber-wielding arms to deliver the mad hurt to Aleta’s Cybertronian body to finish her off. Ranx appears high above the sky and uses his yellow ring to transport the remaining Golden Army Soldiers inside the living city which is his body. Once inside, he is able to pull them apart piece by piece in his Qwardian torture rooms. Ranx believes himself to be completely out of harm’s way, but the Sentient City soon finds out the hard way, why even fully armored Guild Heighliners refuse to enter the atmosphere of the planet Arrakis. The 2 immense sandworms come surging out of the sands and go thru the bottom of Ranx, ripping the largest yellow lantern apart. On both the way up and the way down the 2 Makers cause earth rumbling explosions as they actually destroy Ranx’s Metropolitan body just by their sheer mass rocketing thru it. The 2 Sandworms are successful in destroying Ranx, but are tremendousely injured from the scraping of Ranx’s protective yellow aura and city structures into their bodies. The 2 instinct driven territorialists still keep going despite injuries that could prove fatal and consume both Yendar Platis & Doublecross on their way down. On their next push they are able to both dwarf and crush the mighty Fafnir. Dark Phoenix then decides that she needs to momentarily do away with her apathy and fly into the fray. Dark Phoenix ignites the Phoenix force and focuses her fiery comic energy into the largest of the many wounds on the 2 sandworms. The 2 weakened makers are then destroyed from the inside out as Dark Phoenix cranks up the intensity of her telepathic attack and lays waste to everything in her path. Dark Phoenix feels no sympathy for any of the lesser beings that may have been harmed by this, not that it matters, because there wasn’t anything or anybody other than her left alive on the battlefield anyway.
BECKERMAN’S BACKYARDIGANS: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
TEAM Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
TEAM is The Presence, The Beyonder, Thorion, Thanoseid, The Shining Force (minus Vann), Bokken, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee w/ Bill the Pony, & Zombie Jet Li.
Alice's Wonder Team is The (partial) Q Continuum: True Q, The Q Representative, & Quinn, The Spectre, Capt. Universe, & War Machine.
Most of the desert landscape that this match is supposed to take place on is instantly dissolved right as the match begins. Due to the incalculable cosmic powers that both the teams possess, the match mostly takes place on the ethereal plane. Frodo goes against his better judgment and puts on the one ring to hide himself away from the powers that are to great for his little Hobbit brain to make sense of, which stirs up the powers of absolute evil that lay dormant within it. Frodo is invisible to even my eyes, but Capt. Universe still searches him out with ease and destroys him with just a miniscule taste of his cosmic powers. The Presence peacefully walks (or glides) over to The Spectre and simply puts his hand on the shoulder of this ultra powerful being. The Spectre is instantly ripped apart by this. The Presence, after instantaneously viewing every act of retribution committed by The Spectre dies for his enemies’ sins. Thanoseid then selfishly rushes over and picks up the one ring. Thanoseid’s desire to rule them all is amplified a thousand fold by the ring, and thru him the one ring wields an evil that is indescribable. Quinn, in his quest for true life thru death rushes toward Thanoseid. Thanoseid directs his power toward Capt. Universe and sends him into a Universe of nothingness. Thanoseid is so corrupted by this power that he cannot even attempt to control it and he becomes a mass of goo moaning about his precious before his normally ultra-durable body is completely destroyed along with the human form that was taken by Quinn. Thorion tries to attack True Q, but his physical attacks do nothing to his opponent. The Beyonder and The bodiless Q Representative become locked in some sort of immortal combat until both of their free-floating bodies are turned into nothingness. Thorion and True Q share a similar fate as True Q sees no way out of this cosmic melee and uses his own powers to momentarily destroy any cosmic bond with a living being, which ends both his own life and the life of his god opponent. Meanwhile back on a small chunk of desert, a more traditional fight is taking place. War Machine is using his immense arsenal of weaponry to take on The Shining Force and friends. War Machine blasts a rocket thru the undead brain of Jet Li and then takes out Bokken, Yogurt, Anri, Bario, Wilecoyo, Dump, and both of the archers. Max then orders Samwise and what is left of The Shining Force to surround War Machine. Tao casts Blaze 4 to weaken the Iron Man protégé, while the team’s Ninja & Samurai are able to land some stunning attacks on him. War Machine is then finished off by a Devil Lance thru the back of his armored head from Pelle.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!
Alice's Wonder Team is The (partial) Q Continuum: True Q, The Q Representative, & Quinn, The Spectre, Capt. Universe, & War Machine.
Most of the desert landscape that this match is supposed to take place on is instantly dissolved right as the match begins. Due to the incalculable cosmic powers that both the teams possess, the match mostly takes place on the ethereal plane. Frodo goes against his better judgment and puts on the one ring to hide himself away from the powers that are to great for his little Hobbit brain to make sense of, which stirs up the powers of absolute evil that lay dormant within it. Frodo is invisible to even my eyes, but Capt. Universe still searches him out with ease and destroys him with just a miniscule taste of his cosmic powers. The Presence peacefully walks (or glides) over to The Spectre and simply puts his hand on the shoulder of this ultra powerful being. The Spectre is instantly ripped apart by this. The Presence, after instantaneously viewing every act of retribution committed by The Spectre dies for his enemies’ sins. Thanoseid then selfishly rushes over and picks up the one ring. Thanoseid’s desire to rule them all is amplified a thousand fold by the ring, and thru him the one ring wields an evil that is indescribable. Quinn, in his quest for true life thru death rushes toward Thanoseid. Thanoseid directs his power toward Capt. Universe and sends him into a Universe of nothingness. Thanoseid is so corrupted by this power that he cannot even attempt to control it and he becomes a mass of goo moaning about his precious before his normally ultra-durable body is completely destroyed along with the human form that was taken by Quinn. Thorion tries to attack True Q, but his physical attacks do nothing to his opponent. The Beyonder and The bodiless Q Representative become locked in some sort of immortal combat until both of their free-floating bodies are turned into nothingness. Thorion and True Q share a similar fate as True Q sees no way out of this cosmic melee and uses his own powers to momentarily destroy any cosmic bond with a living being, which ends both his own life and the life of his god opponent. Meanwhile back on a small chunk of desert, a more traditional fight is taking place. War Machine is using his immense arsenal of weaponry to take on The Shining Force and friends. War Machine blasts a rocket thru the undead brain of Jet Li and then takes out Bokken, Yogurt, Anri, Bario, Wilecoyo, Dump, and both of the archers. Max then orders Samwise and what is left of The Shining Force to surround War Machine. Tao casts Blaze 4 to weaken the Iron Man protégé, while the team’s Ninja & Samurai are able to land some stunning attacks on him. War Machine is then finished off by a Devil Lance thru the back of his armored head from Pelle.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!
George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Right Wing
George Washington's Slaves are Sandworm #15-20, Starship Trooper #1-16, & Cave Dump.
The Right Wing is Soldier of Gondor #1-17 & Elite Storm Trooper #1-19.
Elite Storm Trooper #1 turns to Soldier of Gondor #1 and says: “It looks like your men are ready, mine are as well. This is going to be rough”. Gondor says: “You’re right about that. I don’t know who the hell makes this schedule, but I don’t know why we always get stuck fighting the Slaves in the desert. They even took out Silver Surfer last year. I don’t know what Coach Huckabee expects us to do against these worms, other than die; but we’ll do our best to do our part”. “Maybe doing our part is dying”. The Storm Trooper replies. The open sand leaves very little room for cover, so as the 2 teams prepare for battle it is reminiscent of 19th century battles between the English and French. The 2 teams simply march toward one another and begin fighting. Cave Dump leads the Starship Troopers into battle by saying: “Me thinks we need victory, we fight then when sandworms come we get away as fast as and go eat woolly mammoth while watch enemy get eat up by friends the sandworms. Follow me AHHHHHHHHHH CAVE DUMP AHHHHHHH”. The 2 teams begin fiercely fighting one another with quick casualties on both sides when the vibrations of the battle stir up the Sandworms below the dunes”. The entire battle is in vain as the 6 Sandworms burst out of the sand and converge on the combatants. “Now we run” Cave Dump screams way to late as the Makers come down hard on the sands killing everyone below them. Sandworm #16 does not survive the massive melee when all of the worms collide with one another, but that Sandworm’s body is the only body that remains as the other worms return below the sands after their quick feast.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Right Wing is Soldier of Gondor #1-17 & Elite Storm Trooper #1-19.
Elite Storm Trooper #1 turns to Soldier of Gondor #1 and says: “It looks like your men are ready, mine are as well. This is going to be rough”. Gondor says: “You’re right about that. I don’t know who the hell makes this schedule, but I don’t know why we always get stuck fighting the Slaves in the desert. They even took out Silver Surfer last year. I don’t know what Coach Huckabee expects us to do against these worms, other than die; but we’ll do our best to do our part”. “Maybe doing our part is dying”. The Storm Trooper replies. The open sand leaves very little room for cover, so as the 2 teams prepare for battle it is reminiscent of 19th century battles between the English and French. The 2 teams simply march toward one another and begin fighting. Cave Dump leads the Starship Troopers into battle by saying: “Me thinks we need victory, we fight then when sandworms come we get away as fast as and go eat woolly mammoth while watch enemy get eat up by friends the sandworms. Follow me AHHHHHHHHHH CAVE DUMP AHHHHHHH”. The 2 teams begin fiercely fighting one another with quick casualties on both sides when the vibrations of the battle stir up the Sandworms below the dunes”. The entire battle is in vain as the 6 Sandworms burst out of the sand and converge on the combatants. “Now we run” Cave Dump screams way to late as the Makers come down hard on the sands killing everyone below them. Sandworm #16 does not survive the massive melee when all of the worms collide with one another, but that Sandworm’s body is the only body that remains as the other worms return below the sands after their quick feast.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Sunday, May 16, 2010
The Transfoamers Vs. Better Than All of You
The Transfoamers are Sandworm #6 & 7, (Vehicle) Voltron, Starscream's Ghost, Ghost #1-7, Predator #45, The Fallen, Auric Goldfinger, Krayt Dragon #3, & Nazgul #7 w/ Fell Beast.
Better Than All of You is Batman (Dick Grayson) & Robin (Damien Wayne), Yellow Lantern #1 & 2, Red Lantern #1, Man-E-Faces, Anti-Venom, Deathklock, Zombie Phoenix, Zombie Trinity, Jedi Councilman #1, Zombie Jedi Master #1, (original) Kung Lao, Hulk Hogan (w/ Mandalorian Armor & a blue lightsaber), & Ninja Pirate #3.
The season hasn’t exactly gone easy for either of these 2 teams, but the fact that they both still have a chance at one of the last play-off spots makes this match an important one. In fact, even though these teams have had a rough go in season 3, chances are at least 1 of the 2 of them will sneak in to the post-season under the new expansion rules. Not to mention that they both have much to prove with The Better Than All of You squad trying to restore themselves as a play-off team after barely missing out on them last year; and The Transfoamers dying to make a name for themselves by being one of the few expansion teams to back their way in to a play-off seed. Batman’s detective skills have proven useful before the match has even started. He has found out thru some unknown means that The Transfoamers have positioned themselves in such a way that once the battle begins the Sandworms will be riled by the motion of action on the sands above them. Batman speaks to his troops and tells them that if they are going to have a chance at defeating The Foamers than they are going to have to rush in and take out as many of their enemies as possible before they can even think about banding together to take out the 2 massive worms that will inevitably appear. Kung Lao jumps into action and attempts to rally his teammates by saying: “Come on guys, this is only an expansion team, lets do this”. Hogan replies with: “I heard that brother, lets show em what we can do. Watch ya gonna do, when the Betters run wild on you”. Batman’s plan of action seems to be working, as Hogan flies in with his jetpack and delivers a big boot to his old teammate Predator #45 before he uses his lightsaber to decapitate the alien hunter. The prayers and vitamins definitely paid off for the champion, as well as the 3 years of training against the Predators to know their weaknesses. Batman and Robin then easily dispatch Goldfinger, but the Betters are taken off guard sooner than they expected when a massive beast comes barreling out of the sands and crushes both Anti-Venom and all 4 members of the hardcore group Deathklock. The Ninja Pirate yells: “S&^t, I thought we had a while before the Sandworms would attack”. “We do, the sandworms aren’t even here yet. That was The Krayt Dragon, and believe me, it’s going to look small to you when the sandworms do get here. Zombie Phoenix flies in and attaches herself onto the ghost of Starscream. The Zombie then uses her uncontrolled but now unleashed cosmic abilities to drain the undead life force of the Decepticon. The Fallen teleports into the fray and uses his enormous Cybertronian staff to take out Kung Lao and Zombie Jedi Master#1, but he then finds himself locked in battle with the 2 yellow lanterns. Zombie Trinity jumps into the air and knocks Nazgul #7 off of his Fell beast. The Zombie girlfriend of the chosen one then begins feasting on The Fell Beast killing it with a disgusting bite to its jugular, but The Ringwraith then beheads Trinity before she can do any more damage. The 7 ghosts come to the aid of The Fallen but the 2 yellow lanterns are able to absorb any fear that the ghosts may have instilled in anyone which destroys them. This makes them even more powerful, but it is not enough for them to take out The Fallen who still is able to crush both of the lanterns with his massive metal hands before they are able to use their newfound boost of energy. Batman orders his troops to form up and begin a second wave of attacks, but now wormsign is being sighted in the sands around them, and they know what is coming next. The 2 massive sandworms catapult out of the ground below them and begin delivering massive amounts of damage in defense of their territory. The Fallen teleports to safety and Nazgul #7 takes refuge in a small rock outcropping, but The Transfoamers own Krayt Dragon is ripped apart by the 2 much larger creatures. The actual enemy Better Than All of You suffer major losses as Man-E-Faces, Jedi Councilman #1, The Ninja Pirate, and The Hulkster are consumed like a couple of tick-tacks in the mouths of Shai-Halud. Batman and Robin use their grappling guns to swing on top of the backs of the enormous worms, but once they are on top of them none of their attacks even seem to faze them. Without any Maker hooks to open up the pores of the worms, the worm that they are on top simply dives back into the sand which throws the caped crusaders from its back. They attempt to run away, but only Robin escapes as Grayson is caught by the other worm’s crysknife studded mouth on its way down. Robin runs over to try and get what is left of his team to mount an attack, before the worms return, but before he can put anything together the fully formed Voltron flies down from the sky. Voltron is able to crush both Robin and The Red Lantern with his massive feet, and then conjures up enough cosmic power from the near universe that powers him to completely disintegrate Zombie Phoenix.
THE TRANSFOAMERS ARE VICTRIOUS!
Better Than All of You is Batman (Dick Grayson) & Robin (Damien Wayne), Yellow Lantern #1 & 2, Red Lantern #1, Man-E-Faces, Anti-Venom, Deathklock, Zombie Phoenix, Zombie Trinity, Jedi Councilman #1, Zombie Jedi Master #1, (original) Kung Lao, Hulk Hogan (w/ Mandalorian Armor & a blue lightsaber), & Ninja Pirate #3.
The season hasn’t exactly gone easy for either of these 2 teams, but the fact that they both still have a chance at one of the last play-off spots makes this match an important one. In fact, even though these teams have had a rough go in season 3, chances are at least 1 of the 2 of them will sneak in to the post-season under the new expansion rules. Not to mention that they both have much to prove with The Better Than All of You squad trying to restore themselves as a play-off team after barely missing out on them last year; and The Transfoamers dying to make a name for themselves by being one of the few expansion teams to back their way in to a play-off seed. Batman’s detective skills have proven useful before the match has even started. He has found out thru some unknown means that The Transfoamers have positioned themselves in such a way that once the battle begins the Sandworms will be riled by the motion of action on the sands above them. Batman speaks to his troops and tells them that if they are going to have a chance at defeating The Foamers than they are going to have to rush in and take out as many of their enemies as possible before they can even think about banding together to take out the 2 massive worms that will inevitably appear. Kung Lao jumps into action and attempts to rally his teammates by saying: “Come on guys, this is only an expansion team, lets do this”. Hogan replies with: “I heard that brother, lets show em what we can do. Watch ya gonna do, when the Betters run wild on you”. Batman’s plan of action seems to be working, as Hogan flies in with his jetpack and delivers a big boot to his old teammate Predator #45 before he uses his lightsaber to decapitate the alien hunter. The prayers and vitamins definitely paid off for the champion, as well as the 3 years of training against the Predators to know their weaknesses. Batman and Robin then easily dispatch Goldfinger, but the Betters are taken off guard sooner than they expected when a massive beast comes barreling out of the sands and crushes both Anti-Venom and all 4 members of the hardcore group Deathklock. The Ninja Pirate yells: “S&^t, I thought we had a while before the Sandworms would attack”. “We do, the sandworms aren’t even here yet. That was The Krayt Dragon, and believe me, it’s going to look small to you when the sandworms do get here. Zombie Phoenix flies in and attaches herself onto the ghost of Starscream. The Zombie then uses her uncontrolled but now unleashed cosmic abilities to drain the undead life force of the Decepticon. The Fallen teleports into the fray and uses his enormous Cybertronian staff to take out Kung Lao and Zombie Jedi Master#1, but he then finds himself locked in battle with the 2 yellow lanterns. Zombie Trinity jumps into the air and knocks Nazgul #7 off of his Fell beast. The Zombie girlfriend of the chosen one then begins feasting on The Fell Beast killing it with a disgusting bite to its jugular, but The Ringwraith then beheads Trinity before she can do any more damage. The 7 ghosts come to the aid of The Fallen but the 2 yellow lanterns are able to absorb any fear that the ghosts may have instilled in anyone which destroys them. This makes them even more powerful, but it is not enough for them to take out The Fallen who still is able to crush both of the lanterns with his massive metal hands before they are able to use their newfound boost of energy. Batman orders his troops to form up and begin a second wave of attacks, but now wormsign is being sighted in the sands around them, and they know what is coming next. The 2 massive sandworms catapult out of the ground below them and begin delivering massive amounts of damage in defense of their territory. The Fallen teleports to safety and Nazgul #7 takes refuge in a small rock outcropping, but The Transfoamers own Krayt Dragon is ripped apart by the 2 much larger creatures. The actual enemy Better Than All of You suffer major losses as Man-E-Faces, Jedi Councilman #1, The Ninja Pirate, and The Hulkster are consumed like a couple of tick-tacks in the mouths of Shai-Halud. Batman and Robin use their grappling guns to swing on top of the backs of the enormous worms, but once they are on top of them none of their attacks even seem to faze them. Without any Maker hooks to open up the pores of the worms, the worm that they are on top simply dives back into the sand which throws the caped crusaders from its back. They attempt to run away, but only Robin escapes as Grayson is caught by the other worm’s crysknife studded mouth on its way down. Robin runs over to try and get what is left of his team to mount an attack, before the worms return, but before he can put anything together the fully formed Voltron flies down from the sky. Voltron is able to crush both Robin and The Red Lantern with his massive feet, and then conjures up enough cosmic power from the near universe that powers him to completely disintegrate Zombie Phoenix.
THE TRANSFOAMERS ARE VICTRIOUS!
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