Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyatches!

Head Coach: Hanibal of Crete

Roster

Darth Vader

Doomsday

Carnage

Wolverine

Boba Fett

Micheal Myers

Black Dragon #1-14

Sith Lord #3 (Darth Yardigan)

Duncan Mcleod

Capt. Britain

Trident

Skullcruncher & Grax

Nazgul #6 (with his horse and Fell Beast)

Hemione Granger

Sharkticon #1-10

Mer-Man

Gambit

Krypto

The Arc Troopers

Velociraptor #1-20

Skrull #1-22

Star Wolf

Belle & The Beast

Dracula

Tyrone

Uniqua

Tasha

Austin

Pablo

Warg #1-20

Sasquatch

White Dragon #1-20

Dark Side Marauder #1-20

Warg Riders (and their Wargs) #1-10

Tunnelo Rat

Sentinal #1-30

Uruk Hai #1-27

Storm Trooper #15

Green Dragon #1-26

Ash

Empty Roster Spots: 0

Vehicles

X-Wing

F-22

motorcycle

Tank

What is Going on in the Locker Room

Despite Hanibal of Crete being a great general/coach for both on and off the field decisions he does not have a whole lot of coaching to do considering that this team is made up of almost nothing but ruthless combatants. Even the very few good-natured people on this team fell in line quickly simply out of fear of the team leaders (namely Vader, his apprentice, and of course the Backyardigans). There were a few unfortunate incidents such as the time Dark Side Marauder #4 lost his life when he thought he could take Carnage on a one on one fight. It took longer for Uniqua and Gambit to try and make a quick buck by selling tickets to it than it did for the actual fight to take place but hey alien symbiotes are known for cheating, ... I mean everybody knows that, don't they? Micheal Myers and Doomsday both got out of their cages on the same weekend which was quite a bummer for not just the cleaning crew but also for Velociraptor #6, Warg Rider #6, and Uruk Hai #6 who were all sent to hell that night. Darth Vader in several different fits of rage force-choked to death Skrulls #12 & 13, Warg Rider #10, Uruk Hai #1, and Sentinal #5 (which was quite an amazing sight to see; let me tell you, this is one Watcher that will never underestimate the power of the force when he is around). Vader of course just for old times sake also force choked Storm Trooper #15 to death on two different occasions. Storm Trooper #15 was also force choked to death once by Darth Yardigan just so he could show off to Vader. The Watchers are predicting yet another big season for Lord Vader who is keeping his team in line nicely. Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyatches have 6 balls in the draft lottery.

The Untouchables

Head Coach: Commissioner Gordon

Roster

Deadpool

Megatron

The Constructicons

The W.I.L.D.C.A.T.S.: Voodoo, Spartan, Grifter, Zealot, Warblade, Maul, Void, and Lord Emp

Ras' Al Ghul

The Fantastic Four: Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, The Thing, and Human Torch

Aphrodite

Pyro

Mystique

Rachet

Legolas

She-Hulk

The Insecticons: Bombshell, Shrapnell, and Kickback

The Sorcoress of Castle Grayskull

James Bond

The Punisher

Green Arrow

Black Canary

Broadside

The Men in Black (Jay and Kay)

The Atom

Big Bird

Snuffaluffagus

Elven Soldier #1-15

Clone Trooper #1-15

Fremen #43-54

Malficent

Boromir

Purple Dragon #1-10

The Protecabots

Huntress

Dr. Light (the good/female one)

Army Soldier #76-100

Griffin #1-10

Matt Oblak

Teresa Oblak

Ent #1-10

Merlin

Slippy Toad

Tinkerbell

Doc Hudson

Dr. Polaris

Nazgul #9 (w/ his horse and his Fell Beast)

Gatecrasher

Detective Yelina Salas

Robin (Jason Todd)

Lightning Mcqueen

Dark Side Akolyte #7-18

Huffer

Hoist

Inferno

Aleta One

Spike

Sith Lord #11 (Darth Reknit)

Sith Lord #12 (Darth Lebb)

Dark Jedi #19-36

Xio Jade

Capt. Typho

Eclipso

Daredevil

Ant Man

Scarecrow

Storm Trooper #1-14

Navy Seal #33-44

Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #11-13

Plastic Man

Plastic Baby

Hawk

Dr. Light (the evil/male one)

Calleigh Dusquesne

Detective Nataleigh Boa Vista

Beast Man

Eric Delko

Alex Woods

Ryan Wolfe

Detective Sergeant Frank Tripp

The Monster Squad

Gung Ho

Duncan Idaho Ghola #9

horse #1-11

Marilyn Monroe

Private Ryan

Pikachu

Tomar Tu

Kingpin

Toe-Mater

Horatio Caine

Empty Roster Spots: 0

Vehicles

Speeder Bike

Motorcycle

Go-Cart

Tank

What Went on in the Locker Room

Commissioner Gordon runs a pretty tight ship as you may imagine but they did have some trouble brewing for a while when the team went on a mid-season burst of bringing on what seemed to be nothing but villains off of the waiver wires, which resulted in a nasty power stuggle with Ras' Al Ghul trying to take over the team. This resulted in the deaths of Elven Soldiers #2 & 11 but the power struggle came to a close when Reed Richards (Mr. Fantastic) formed the "New Illuminati" to help control and keep an eye on problems that could possibly arise. This group within the group of super-geniuses consists of Richards himself, Hank Pym (Ant Man), Ray Palmer (The atom), Merlin, The Sorcoress of Castle Grayskull, and Teresa Oblak. Storm Trooper #9, Clone Trooper #6, and Army Soldier #86 were all dealt unfortunate deaths as well from seperate incidents when it was there turn to feed the dragons. Army Soldier #98 lost a bet and his life one night when he had a little bit to much of Gung Ho's homemade moonshine and tried to ride Griffin #3. The Watchers are predicting a big season for Deadpool. The untouchables have 14 balls in the draft lottery.

Better Than All of You

Head Coach: Cobra Commander

Roster

Predator #1-50

Aquaman

Aqualad

Thanos

Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)

Mephisto

Storm Shadow

Agent Smith

Snake Eyes

The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Sabu

Rob Van Damm

The Terminator (from T-1)

The Terminator (from T-2)

Bret "The Hitman" Hart

Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart

Davey Boy Smith

The Dynamite Kid

Terminator #1-40

Skeletor

The Blues Brothers

John Rambo

Ghost Rider

Ric Flair

Arn Anderson

Ole Anderson

Tully Blanchard

Doc Holliday

Hulk Hogan

Lex Luthor

Beechhead

Dozer #4

"Macho Man" Randy Savage

Dave Mustaine and the rest of Megadeth

Army Soldier #1-33

NS-5 #1-22

Dozer #6

Tomax

Xamot

Cobra Viper #1-50

Orc #1-19

Empty Roster Spaces: 17

Vehicles

X-Wing

Motorcycle

What Went on in the Locker Room?

Head coach Cobra Commander is finding that leading a team made up primarily of mindless killers truly is just as much fun as it sounds like it would be. The fact that the team is completely devoid of the female gender makes it a pretty lewd place to hang out (it is kind of like walking into a Catholic Central health class). There have not been as many scuffles as you might imagine but Thanos and Green Lantern did have to break up one rather large fight which resulted in a death for Army Soldier #8, Orc #17, Cobra Viper #48, and Predator #26. Megadeth's drummer also met with an unfortunate accident when he got drunk, passed out, and was stepped on by The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. The Watchers are predicting a big year for Agent Smith. Better Than All of You will recieve 8 balls in the draft lottery.

Triumphant Return

Alas, your fearless comissioner has returned from his summer adventure. I have scoured the Universe in an attempt to find new talent for The Fantasy Fantasy League's 2nd Season and am now prepared to begin anew. I apologize for my extended absense and I do hope that together we can make Season 2 as exciting as our first monumental season. I extend a special apology to my dear friend Teresa (Ematajoca) for my dissapearance and I do hope that she can find it in her heart to forgive me and to allow this American boy this one grievance committed against the wonderful world that is blogger and the entire great continent of Europe.

I would also like to remind all Fantasy Fantasy competitors that if you wish to join the optional tournament your teams are due on or before October 1st. I will also be starting a small segment entitled "What Went on in the Locker Room" which will include a list of every team's roster. Thank You all and good luck in Season 2.

Your Commissioner.

-Josh