Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyatches!

Head Coach: Hanibal of Crete

Roster

Darth Vader

Doomsday

Carnage

Wolverine

Boba Fett

Micheal Myers

Black Dragon #1-14

Sith Lord #3 (Darth Yardigan)

Duncan Mcleod

Capt. Britain

Trident

Skullcruncher & Grax

Nazgul #6 (with his horse and Fell Beast)

Hemione Granger

Sharkticon #1-10

Mer-Man

Gambit

Krypto

The Arc Troopers

Velociraptor #1-20

Skrull #1-22

Star Wolf

Belle & The Beast

Dracula

Tyrone

Uniqua

Tasha

Austin

Pablo

Warg #1-20

Sasquatch

White Dragon #1-20

Dark Side Marauder #1-20

Warg Riders (and their Wargs) #1-10

Tunnelo Rat

Sentinal #1-30

Uruk Hai #1-27

Storm Trooper #15

Green Dragon #1-26

Ash

Empty Roster Spots: 0

Vehicles

X-Wing

F-22

motorcycle

Tank

What is Going on in the Locker Room

Despite Hanibal of Crete being a great general/coach for both on and off the field decisions he does not have a whole lot of coaching to do considering that this team is made up of almost nothing but ruthless combatants. Even the very few good-natured people on this team fell in line quickly simply out of fear of the team leaders (namely Vader, his apprentice, and of course the Backyardigans). There were a few unfortunate incidents such as the time Dark Side Marauder #4 lost his life when he thought he could take Carnage on a one on one fight. It took longer for Uniqua and Gambit to try and make a quick buck by selling tickets to it than it did for the actual fight to take place but hey alien symbiotes are known for cheating, ... I mean everybody knows that, don't they? Micheal Myers and Doomsday both got out of their cages on the same weekend which was quite a bummer for not just the cleaning crew but also for Velociraptor #6, Warg Rider #6, and Uruk Hai #6 who were all sent to hell that night. Darth Vader in several different fits of rage force-choked to death Skrulls #12 & 13, Warg Rider #10, Uruk Hai #1, and Sentinal #5 (which was quite an amazing sight to see; let me tell you, this is one Watcher that will never underestimate the power of the force when he is around). Vader of course just for old times sake also force choked Storm Trooper #15 to death on two different occasions. Storm Trooper #15 was also force choked to death once by Darth Yardigan just so he could show off to Vader. The Watchers are predicting yet another big season for Lord Vader who is keeping his team in line nicely. Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyatches have 6 balls in the draft lottery.