B3 PRESS RELEASE:

Pablo: TEAM, you may have won the FFL. . .
Tyrone: . . . and earned yourself a nice trophy. . .
Uniqua: . . . But you sure can't say any of you . . .
Austin: have ever won. . .
Tasha: . . . an Emmy!

B2: As owner of B3, I would like to personally congratulate the five characters who, although may have died several times throughout the season, have still earned my utmost respect. Pablo. Uniqua. Tyron. Austin. Tasha. Job well done. Congrats on your 2008 Emmy win!!! To all others in the FFL --GIVE THEM THEIR DUE!!!!!

PRESS RELEASE:

The Outsiders General Manager Matthew Oblak has issued this statement:

The Outsiders would like to gloriously announce the addition of two new gorillas to our team; Michael Vick and Donkey Kong, which were acquired from Hannah Montana and Barack Obama's Commandos for Duncan Idaho Ghola #4.

With the acquisition of Mr. Vick, we would also like to formally announce a team name change as well. From here on out we will be known as "Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Luv."

Thank you.