The Ousiders are Ares (designated leader), Apollo, Hercules, Kup, Beast Boy, The Predicons, Lord Voldemort, Justin Oblack, Navy Seal #45-50, & Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #14 & 15.
Team Fred is Namor (designated leader) with his Griffin, Black Manta, Aspen, The Mimic, Vision, Master Mold, Navy Sailor #1-25.
Both teams are dropped into the water. The Mimic takes on the powers of both Namor and Aspen. Ares has all of his team huddle togeather in the water while Beast Boy turns into a fish and swims underneath them. Beast Boy then turns into a whale and rises slightly above the surface with the rest of his team on his huge back. This is quite a bit of weight to have on the back of an animal, even one as large as a whale so Kup jumps back into the water and the Predicons merge to form Prediking and then take to the air. Master Mold along with Namor's Griffin also take to the air and begin to fight with Prediking. While all of this is going on Team Fred's Navy men swim to the tiny island which is the only land mass in the huge body of water. Once they get there they begin to remove some of their scuba gear, pull out weapons and attempt to fortify the island. Beast Boy in whale form begins to move toward the small island but Aspen causes the waves to become so rough that the huge whale has trouble moving due to the fact that he cannot go under water when he has all of his teammates on his back. The 6 Navy Seals led by the 2 Chiefs jump into the water and begin swimming toward the island. They fight the waves but with their superior equipment and training still manage to get to the island and storm the regular Navy sailors. The Seals are outnumbered 4 to 1 but these odds do not scare them. They move quickly and begin attacking Team Fred's Navy sailors. The sailors have the numbers and the mini battle ends quickly with the Seals all dead but they manage to kill an amazing 19 of the 25 sailors (#4,5,9,19,21, & 24 are the survivors) before they meet their demise. Kup, who is very expierenced in all forms of combat and is actually somewhat comfortable in the water is trying to think of a way to attack but Namor gets to him first and with his superior strength and speed in the water has no problem bludgeoning the Autobot until he is completely destroyed. Master Mold and the griffin are working fairly well as a team fighting off the Predicon Gestalt, and doing much damage to it in the meantime, but Prediking manages to get a hold of Namor's griffin and with a forceful pull rips the poor animal to shreds. Now that the fight is just one robot against another one Prediking, despite having taken quite a beating manages to evade a huge lazer blast from Master Mold and get in close to him. Once the battle is one of close quarters Prediking uses his superior strength to crack the neck of the huge sentinal and pull his head right off. Mimic then approaches the body of the sentinal that has just fallen into the water and pulls the arm off of it. He and Vision then swim underneath Beast Boy. Vision grabs a hold of the arm making it intangible just like he is. He floats inside the body of the whale and into its heart, with the arm of the fallen Master Mold still partially sticking out. He then returns the arm to its normal metal state and makes himself as hard as diamond. Then Mimic using Herculean strength pulls both Vision and the arm out of Beast Boy ripping apart his internal organs. Apollo and Ares, although both gods and great fighters are not in any way gods of the sea, and are not going to get any transferred power from their relative Poseiden because he is on another team. So there is very little that they can do as Aspen creates an extremely powerful undertoe which pulls the two of them into the very bottom of the sea, trapping them underneath the muddy surface. Hercules begins to fight with Namor, Voldemort with Black Manta, and Justin with Vision. Vision turns his hand into a substance similar to diamond and kills Justin Oblack, Hercules although even stronger and faster than Namor on land is quite out of his element. Namor manages to get Hercules in a headlock, eventually snapping his neck (I only wish Joe, Pete, Matt, and Ryan were here to see these two ripped shirtless dudes fighting one another, because I know they really dig that sort of thing. i.e. W.W.E.). Voldemort although not at all in his environment manages to cast a spell blocking Black Manta's Lazer beams and shooting them right back into his own helmet killing the water pirate. But Vision, Aspen, and Namor then surround the dark lord. Aspen creates a wave knocking him underneath the water while Vision approaches him in his intangible form and then grabs his wand. Namor then grabs a hold of his foot and starts dragging him down to the bottom off the water, but he drowns before Namor can even get him there. Mimic then pops out of the water and begins flying. He not only has Namor's foot wings but also has grown two huge wings on his back like that of Namor's Griffin and has taken on the fierceness of Ares (the latter two powers are of course beginning to fade due to the fact that Ares and the griffin are both dead). Mimic attacks the already weakened Prediking who is no match for Mimic with the five powers he has taken on. Prediking is destroyed.
TEAM FRED IS VICTORIOUS!
Saturday, March 8, 2008
The Untouchables Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches
The Untouchables are Mr. Fantastic (designated leader), Invisible Woman, Human Torch, The Thing, Broadside, Megatron, Aphrodite, Navy Seal #33-44, Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #11-13, White Queen, Gung Ho, Slippy Toad, & Ork #20.
Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches are Tasha (designated leader), Trident, Merman, Sharkticon #1-10, Sentinal #1 & 2, Skullcruncher & Grax, & Krypto.
Both teams are dropped into the water. The Thing throws Jonny Storm into the air to get him out of the water, while in the air he yells "flame on" and turns into Human Torch so he can stay out of the water by flying. Seconds after this The Thing begins to sink and drowns long before he reaches the bottom of the giant body of water. Broadside transforms into an aircraft carrier. Mr. Fantastic, with Invisible Woman on his back stretches his arms up to climb on top of the carrier. Megatron and White Queen carry Aphrodite, Gung Ho, Slippy Toad, and Ork # 20 to the surface of the carrier while they stay airborne. The 2 Sentinals take to the air to combat Megatron, Human Torch, and White Queen but it is not much of a match-up. Human Torch and White Queen simultaneousely blast Sentinal #1 and Megatron takes out the second sentinal with ease. Mr. Fantastic can see that his team is at a definite disadvantage as long as they are in the water so he orders everyone to stay on top of Broadside except for the Navy Seals who are in full scuba gear patrolling the area around them. Tasha sees this as well and orders her team to go deep within the water to regroup. This was a great idea for everyone on the team except for Tasha, because she is the only one that does actually require oxygen. So while the team is regrouping deep beneath the surface Tasha floats her Penguin body up to the surface to get some air. When she resurfaces Slippy Toad is waiting from on top of Broadside; he uses his Lazer gun to blast Tasha, this kills her which infuriates and rallys the rest of the Backyardigan squad. Trident, Merman, Krypto, Skullcruncher, and Grax attack the Navy Seals. The Seals fight valiantly but they cannot seem to do much damage. In the mean time the Sharkticons begin gnawing on the bottom of Broadside which is now unprotected. The Seals, although well trained in hand to hand under-water combat are still a bit mismatched. They were hoping to make it to the small island and set up a perimeter instead of being sitting ducks in an attempt to protect the rest of their team. Trident takes out 5 Seals including one of the Chiefs, while Merman manages to take out one of each, as does Krypto who manages to move through the water with about one third of his speed, which is still considerable. Skullcruncher takes care of the last six but not before a few of the Seals manage to bust apart his partner Grax who was unable to move as swiftly in the water as the well-equipped Seals. Broadside can now feel the Sharkticons chewing through his hull but he knows that he cannot transform into either robot or plane form because it would send his whole team crashing into the water below. Unfortunetely for the Untouchables that is what happens anyway when Broadside can no longer stay afloat after way to much sustained damage. Krypto takes to the air to try to combat the opponents who were not aboard the sinking autobot. Human Torch is the first to go after Superman's dog but he underestimates him quite a bit. Krypto is barely affected by the flames that Human torch is throwing at him and even as Human Torch attempts to punch the dog with his flamed over arm Krypto grabs him with his teeth and pulls him back into the water where he is unable to re-flame and where Skullcruncher makes short work of him. Krypto flies right back into the fray and tries to attack White Queen next. She is not as fast or strong as the flying dog but it is not much problem for her to take over it's rather primitive brain. This gives Megatron an easy oppurtunity to blast Krypto with everything he has got killing the super-powered dog. Now that they are just floating in the water, Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Slippy Toad, and Ork #20 are no match for the attacking Sharkticons. They put up a bit of a fight but for those four, their is very little they can do to fight off giant robot sharks. Gung Ho (a tough marine) and Aphrodite (an immortal who must have learned how at some time over the last 10,000 years) are both excellent swimmers and able to avoid this initial confrontation at first. Gung Ho goes after Trident who he thinks looks like somebody he can take in a fight. But no matter how good of a swimmer Gung-Ho may be and no matter how excited he is (get it... Gung-Ho) Trident has the complete advantage. Trident stabs him in the neck with his trident and Gung-Ho dies. Aphrodite in the meantime is using her powers and intense beauty to try to entice the other team in order to trick them. This has no effect on Skullcruncher's or the Sharkticons' Cybertronian brains, and only works on Trident briefly before he shakes it off due to the fact that Trident does not love anyone but himself. Merman on the other hand falls in love with the goddess almost instantly and starts to swim over to her in order to be her servant. She ends this relationship quickly as she uses her god like strngth to crush Merman's skull (and they didn't even need a divorce attorney). This brings the battle to a total stand-off, while Megatron and White Queen stay airborne and the triple B squad now seemingly led by Trident after the untimely death of Tasha, adamantly refuse to leave the water. This stand-off lasts for about two hours before the referee of the match Oatu: the Watcher comes down under orders of the powers that be and against his own beliefs interferes and decides that since this is a water match, the remaining Untouchables will have to give up their vantage point and go on the offensive. Megatron and White Queen dive into the water as fast as they can while Megatron yells "you take the guy with the fork and I'll handle the renegade Decepticons". White Queen holds her breath and goes underneath the water knowing that if she can just get into Trident's head she can take it over and eventually kill him, but Trident manages to get into her head first by jabbing his three-pronged trident into the back of it. Megatron begins to fight fiercely with the other Transformers all 12 of whom know that he is by far the most powerful of them, but this is not enough due to the fact that he is hopelessly outnumbered and not at all in his desired environment. The Decepticon leader in his rage manages to kill Sharkticons #1,3,4, & 9 but is ripped apart by Skullcruncher and the remaining 6 Sharkticons.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGANS: BEEYATCHES IS VICTORIOUS!
Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches are Tasha (designated leader), Trident, Merman, Sharkticon #1-10, Sentinal #1 & 2, Skullcruncher & Grax, & Krypto.
Both teams are dropped into the water. The Thing throws Jonny Storm into the air to get him out of the water, while in the air he yells "flame on" and turns into Human Torch so he can stay out of the water by flying. Seconds after this The Thing begins to sink and drowns long before he reaches the bottom of the giant body of water. Broadside transforms into an aircraft carrier. Mr. Fantastic, with Invisible Woman on his back stretches his arms up to climb on top of the carrier. Megatron and White Queen carry Aphrodite, Gung Ho, Slippy Toad, and Ork # 20 to the surface of the carrier while they stay airborne. The 2 Sentinals take to the air to combat Megatron, Human Torch, and White Queen but it is not much of a match-up. Human Torch and White Queen simultaneousely blast Sentinal #1 and Megatron takes out the second sentinal with ease. Mr. Fantastic can see that his team is at a definite disadvantage as long as they are in the water so he orders everyone to stay on top of Broadside except for the Navy Seals who are in full scuba gear patrolling the area around them. Tasha sees this as well and orders her team to go deep within the water to regroup. This was a great idea for everyone on the team except for Tasha, because she is the only one that does actually require oxygen. So while the team is regrouping deep beneath the surface Tasha floats her Penguin body up to the surface to get some air. When she resurfaces Slippy Toad is waiting from on top of Broadside; he uses his Lazer gun to blast Tasha, this kills her which infuriates and rallys the rest of the Backyardigan squad. Trident, Merman, Krypto, Skullcruncher, and Grax attack the Navy Seals. The Seals fight valiantly but they cannot seem to do much damage. In the mean time the Sharkticons begin gnawing on the bottom of Broadside which is now unprotected. The Seals, although well trained in hand to hand under-water combat are still a bit mismatched. They were hoping to make it to the small island and set up a perimeter instead of being sitting ducks in an attempt to protect the rest of their team. Trident takes out 5 Seals including one of the Chiefs, while Merman manages to take out one of each, as does Krypto who manages to move through the water with about one third of his speed, which is still considerable. Skullcruncher takes care of the last six but not before a few of the Seals manage to bust apart his partner Grax who was unable to move as swiftly in the water as the well-equipped Seals. Broadside can now feel the Sharkticons chewing through his hull but he knows that he cannot transform into either robot or plane form because it would send his whole team crashing into the water below. Unfortunetely for the Untouchables that is what happens anyway when Broadside can no longer stay afloat after way to much sustained damage. Krypto takes to the air to try to combat the opponents who were not aboard the sinking autobot. Human Torch is the first to go after Superman's dog but he underestimates him quite a bit. Krypto is barely affected by the flames that Human torch is throwing at him and even as Human Torch attempts to punch the dog with his flamed over arm Krypto grabs him with his teeth and pulls him back into the water where he is unable to re-flame and where Skullcruncher makes short work of him. Krypto flies right back into the fray and tries to attack White Queen next. She is not as fast or strong as the flying dog but it is not much problem for her to take over it's rather primitive brain. This gives Megatron an easy oppurtunity to blast Krypto with everything he has got killing the super-powered dog. Now that they are just floating in the water, Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Slippy Toad, and Ork #20 are no match for the attacking Sharkticons. They put up a bit of a fight but for those four, their is very little they can do to fight off giant robot sharks. Gung Ho (a tough marine) and Aphrodite (an immortal who must have learned how at some time over the last 10,000 years) are both excellent swimmers and able to avoid this initial confrontation at first. Gung Ho goes after Trident who he thinks looks like somebody he can take in a fight. But no matter how good of a swimmer Gung-Ho may be and no matter how excited he is (get it... Gung-Ho) Trident has the complete advantage. Trident stabs him in the neck with his trident and Gung-Ho dies. Aphrodite in the meantime is using her powers and intense beauty to try to entice the other team in order to trick them. This has no effect on Skullcruncher's or the Sharkticons' Cybertronian brains, and only works on Trident briefly before he shakes it off due to the fact that Trident does not love anyone but himself. Merman on the other hand falls in love with the goddess almost instantly and starts to swim over to her in order to be her servant. She ends this relationship quickly as she uses her god like strngth to crush Merman's skull (and they didn't even need a divorce attorney). This brings the battle to a total stand-off, while Megatron and White Queen stay airborne and the triple B squad now seemingly led by Trident after the untimely death of Tasha, adamantly refuse to leave the water. This stand-off lasts for about two hours before the referee of the match Oatu: the Watcher comes down under orders of the powers that be and against his own beliefs interferes and decides that since this is a water match, the remaining Untouchables will have to give up their vantage point and go on the offensive. Megatron and White Queen dive into the water as fast as they can while Megatron yells "you take the guy with the fork and I'll handle the renegade Decepticons". White Queen holds her breath and goes underneath the water knowing that if she can just get into Trident's head she can take it over and eventually kill him, but Trident manages to get into her head first by jabbing his three-pronged trident into the back of it. Megatron begins to fight fiercely with the other Transformers all 12 of whom know that he is by far the most powerful of them, but this is not enough due to the fact that he is hopelessly outnumbered and not at all in his desired environment. The Decepticon leader in his rage manages to kill Sharkticons #1,3,4, & 9 but is ripped apart by Skullcruncher and the remaining 6 Sharkticons.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGANS: BEEYATCHES IS VICTORIOUS!
Friday, March 7, 2008
This Week...
Location: Water
Points: 400
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. George Washington's Slaves
Team Shannon Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade
Better Than All of You Vs. Team Shaun
Team Goof Juice Vs. Legion of Doom
Beckerman's Backyardigan Beeyaatches Vs. The Untouchables
Team Fred Vs. The Outsiders
Reign Supremacy Vs. Horsemen of Apokolips
Team Pete Vs. Team Ed
Points: 400
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. George Washington's Slaves
Team Shannon Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade
Better Than All of You Vs. Team Shaun
Team Goof Juice Vs. Legion of Doom
Beckerman's Backyardigan Beeyaatches Vs. The Untouchables
Team Fred Vs. The Outsiders
Reign Supremacy Vs. Horsemen of Apokolips
Team Pete Vs. Team Ed
Another Piece...
There will be a gold plate on the bottom that will read: Fantasy Fantasy League Champion
Post Your Week 2 Teams
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Good Luck to everyone in Week 2, Especially Nick.
Good Luck to everyone in Week 2, Especially Nick.
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Where are the comments??
I'm surprised with who we have in this league, that we don't have a LOT more comments being posted. I hope I'm wrong in thinking that not everyone is in to this as I thought. And what's up with the missing team names???
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Monday, March 3, 2008
The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team Ed
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Darkseid (designated leader), Jamie Madrox, Tommy: The Green Ranger, Circuit Breaker, Scarlet Witch, Parasite, Josh Houslander, and Ork #21.
Team Ed is Superman (designated leader), Seraph, Sephiroth, Emerald Weapon, Willow, Griffin Poteracki, Jet Li, Gannon, Blitzwing, and Bowser: King of Koopa.
The Emerald Weapon, although extremely powerful finds itself to be completely useless out of water. It sees no threat to the water portion of "the planet" that it was created to protect so it ceases to need to exist. Josh Houslander hands Jamie Madrox his Glock and his katana blade. Jamie Madrox then makes 40 multiples of himself holding those weapons. As Josh is asking the multiples "HEY, can I have one of those back"? Seraph shoots Josh in the head. Tommy turns into the Green Ranger and begins to fight with Seraph. Griffin and Jet Li are forced to stop debating each other on who the better fighter is to follow Sephiroth into battle against the many multiples of Jamie Madrox. While the multiples are pretty skilled with their katana blades, Sephiroth wielding the 7' tall Masamune makes pretty short work of them, especially while Griffin and Jet Li have his back. Blitzwing flies in in plane form then transforms into tank mode in order to attack but Darkseid throws circuit breaker into Blitzwing disrupting his circuits. Although this ends Blitzwing, Circuit Breaker also dies when her body hits Blitzwing. Ork #21 tries to pick off Willow thinking he will be as easy to kill as any hobbit but Willow casts a spell and kills the ork (somewhere Miss Hillman is smiling). Darkseid and Scarlet Witch know that the true threat against them is that of Superman so they decide to move in on him. Darkseid takes the offensive while Scarlet Witch hangs back. Parasite grabs a hold of Willow and does not let go until Willow is lifeless. Parasite has absorbed the intellectual know-how and the physical ability to be a dork. Bowser, seeing that he should definitely not let parasite come near him starts jumping away from him and only doing his ranged fire attack, although except for slowing him down the fire does not seem to have much of an effect on him. Superman continues to fly around while Darkseid is shooting Omega beams at him. During this time Scarlet Witch turns Superman's cape into Kryptonite. Superman falls to the ground in agony. Jet Li has taken out 3 of the multiples and Sephiroth has defeated 16 as they begin to become surrounded by about twenty more. Griffin, much to his dismay has yet to kill one of the multiples but has been locked in vicious combat with one for some time. Griffin is wielding the identical sword that the multiple is because it is one that he picked up from one of the dead multiples. Sephiroth has taken out four more but they are closing in on him and Jet Li. Griffin gets stabbed in the leg and knocked to the ground by his opponent but when the multiple jumps on top of him to finish the job Griffin sticks his sword up and they join each other in death, when this happens Sephiroth and Jet Li are saved in the nick of time as the remaining 23 multiples disapear; because unknowingly to Griffin he did not just kill a multiple, but Jamie Madrox himself. Parasite leaves the fight with Bowser to go and help finish off Superman but Gannon at that moment uses his own powers to teleport next to Superman, grab the kryptonite and teleport away; but he is still weakened by it as Darkseid begins to blast him with more Omega beams. Superman begins to regain his strength when Scarlet Witch turns the sword that Gannon has holstered at his side into a hawk which grabs the kryptonite out of his hands and begins flying back toward Superman. Sephiroth then throws Masamune at Darkseid, not doing any permanent damage but knocking him over and disrupting him from finishing off Superman. Bowser then shoots fire killing the Hawk that was carrying the kryptonite. Jet Li picks it up and starts running as far away from Superman as possible. Oh and by the way Seraph and the Green Ranger are still doing some really gnarly kung-fu moves on each other. Sephiroth runs at Darkseid in order to try to get back his sword but Darkseid blasts him with Omega beams. Sephiroth suprisingly survives this attack, grabs Masamune and begins to attack Darkseid. Parasite runs up on Superman as the weakened Superman attempts to blow his superbreath and keep him away. He is not strong enough to do so and Parasite begins sucking out Superman's powers. Bowser jumps in as if to attack Parasite but instead throws superman over his shoulder and jumps as far away as possible. Jet Li gives the Kryptonite to Gannon who then teleports back next to Parasite who now with Superman's aura within him becomes very weakened by the kryptonite. Darseid blasts Sephiroth with a full force Omega beam and this time finishes the job, killing off the great SOLDIER. Bowser, knowing now more than ever that Superman is their only chance of defeating Darkseid has gotten him far enough away that he has begun to regain his strength. Jet Li and Gannon procede to beat the crap out of Parasite. Seraph and Tommy are so evenly matched that neither of them seem to be gaining an upper hand in their ongoing battle. Gannon and Jet Li finish off Parasite and with the rest of his powers Gannon destroys the kryptonite. Scarlet Witch, who turned Josh's old sword into a motorcycle so she could get close enough to Superman then turns Bowser's bracelet into kryptonite. Bowser instantly eats the bracelet and Superman instinctively throws Bowser at Scarlet Witch, this kills them both. Darkseid does not get to Parasite in time to help him but he easily finishes off the weakened Gannon and Jet Li with his bear hands. Superman flies up punching Darkseid, Darkseid returns with a quick Omega beam blast but Superman blocks it with his own eye beams. Darkseid attacks with a flurry of punches but Superman takes to the air; in the end it would be Superman's speed, not his strength that would finish Darkseid as he flies up behind him and stabs him in the neck with the green dagger that had been knocked into the air by Seraph, out of The Green Ranger's hand. Darkseid dies but as Superman flies over to help Seraph, Seraph stops the battle and tells Tommy that he has fought well and that he is no longer a threat to The Oracle. The Green Ranger leaves with his life.
TEAM ED IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Ed is Superman (designated leader), Seraph, Sephiroth, Emerald Weapon, Willow, Griffin Poteracki, Jet Li, Gannon, Blitzwing, and Bowser: King of Koopa.
The Emerald Weapon, although extremely powerful finds itself to be completely useless out of water. It sees no threat to the water portion of "the planet" that it was created to protect so it ceases to need to exist. Josh Houslander hands Jamie Madrox his Glock and his katana blade. Jamie Madrox then makes 40 multiples of himself holding those weapons. As Josh is asking the multiples "HEY, can I have one of those back"? Seraph shoots Josh in the head. Tommy turns into the Green Ranger and begins to fight with Seraph. Griffin and Jet Li are forced to stop debating each other on who the better fighter is to follow Sephiroth into battle against the many multiples of Jamie Madrox. While the multiples are pretty skilled with their katana blades, Sephiroth wielding the 7' tall Masamune makes pretty short work of them, especially while Griffin and Jet Li have his back. Blitzwing flies in in plane form then transforms into tank mode in order to attack but Darkseid throws circuit breaker into Blitzwing disrupting his circuits. Although this ends Blitzwing, Circuit Breaker also dies when her body hits Blitzwing. Ork #21 tries to pick off Willow thinking he will be as easy to kill as any hobbit but Willow casts a spell and kills the ork (somewhere Miss Hillman is smiling). Darkseid and Scarlet Witch know that the true threat against them is that of Superman so they decide to move in on him. Darkseid takes the offensive while Scarlet Witch hangs back. Parasite grabs a hold of Willow and does not let go until Willow is lifeless. Parasite has absorbed the intellectual know-how and the physical ability to be a dork. Bowser, seeing that he should definitely not let parasite come near him starts jumping away from him and only doing his ranged fire attack, although except for slowing him down the fire does not seem to have much of an effect on him. Superman continues to fly around while Darkseid is shooting Omega beams at him. During this time Scarlet Witch turns Superman's cape into Kryptonite. Superman falls to the ground in agony. Jet Li has taken out 3 of the multiples and Sephiroth has defeated 16 as they begin to become surrounded by about twenty more. Griffin, much to his dismay has yet to kill one of the multiples but has been locked in vicious combat with one for some time. Griffin is wielding the identical sword that the multiple is because it is one that he picked up from one of the dead multiples. Sephiroth has taken out four more but they are closing in on him and Jet Li. Griffin gets stabbed in the leg and knocked to the ground by his opponent but when the multiple jumps on top of him to finish the job Griffin sticks his sword up and they join each other in death, when this happens Sephiroth and Jet Li are saved in the nick of time as the remaining 23 multiples disapear; because unknowingly to Griffin he did not just kill a multiple, but Jamie Madrox himself. Parasite leaves the fight with Bowser to go and help finish off Superman but Gannon at that moment uses his own powers to teleport next to Superman, grab the kryptonite and teleport away; but he is still weakened by it as Darkseid begins to blast him with more Omega beams. Superman begins to regain his strength when Scarlet Witch turns the sword that Gannon has holstered at his side into a hawk which grabs the kryptonite out of his hands and begins flying back toward Superman. Sephiroth then throws Masamune at Darkseid, not doing any permanent damage but knocking him over and disrupting him from finishing off Superman. Bowser then shoots fire killing the Hawk that was carrying the kryptonite. Jet Li picks it up and starts running as far away from Superman as possible. Oh and by the way Seraph and the Green Ranger are still doing some really gnarly kung-fu moves on each other. Sephiroth runs at Darkseid in order to try to get back his sword but Darkseid blasts him with Omega beams. Sephiroth suprisingly survives this attack, grabs Masamune and begins to attack Darkseid. Parasite runs up on Superman as the weakened Superman attempts to blow his superbreath and keep him away. He is not strong enough to do so and Parasite begins sucking out Superman's powers. Bowser jumps in as if to attack Parasite but instead throws superman over his shoulder and jumps as far away as possible. Jet Li gives the Kryptonite to Gannon who then teleports back next to Parasite who now with Superman's aura within him becomes very weakened by the kryptonite. Darseid blasts Sephiroth with a full force Omega beam and this time finishes the job, killing off the great SOLDIER. Bowser, knowing now more than ever that Superman is their only chance of defeating Darkseid has gotten him far enough away that he has begun to regain his strength. Jet Li and Gannon procede to beat the crap out of Parasite. Seraph and Tommy are so evenly matched that neither of them seem to be gaining an upper hand in their ongoing battle. Gannon and Jet Li finish off Parasite and with the rest of his powers Gannon destroys the kryptonite. Scarlet Witch, who turned Josh's old sword into a motorcycle so she could get close enough to Superman then turns Bowser's bracelet into kryptonite. Bowser instantly eats the bracelet and Superman instinctively throws Bowser at Scarlet Witch, this kills them both. Darkseid does not get to Parasite in time to help him but he easily finishes off the weakened Gannon and Jet Li with his bear hands. Superman flies up punching Darkseid, Darkseid returns with a quick Omega beam blast but Superman blocks it with his own eye beams. Darkseid attacks with a flurry of punches but Superman takes to the air; in the end it would be Superman's speed, not his strength that would finish Darkseid as he flies up behind him and stabs him in the neck with the green dagger that had been knocked into the air by Seraph, out of The Green Ranger's hand. Darkseid dies but as Superman flies over to help Seraph, Seraph stops the battle and tells Tommy that he has fought well and that he is no longer a threat to The Oracle. The Green Ranger leaves with his life.
TEAM ED IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Shaun Vs. Team Griffin
Team Shaun is Omega Red, Soundwave w/ Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, and Ratbat, Venom, Darth Maul, Tails, Hammer Bros. #1-6, and Little Goomba #1 & 2.
Team Griffin is Black Tom Cassidy, Paul Maud'dib, The Leprechaun, King Richard the Lionhearted (player/coach), Mighty Joe Young, Nemesis Enforcer, and Allosaurus # 11 & 12.
King Richard, despite being horseless (what's up with that)? Orders an all out frontal attack on what appears to be a rather small squad. Black Tom instantly pulls all of the hammer bros. wood handled hammers away from them and sends them flying at Omega Red. Black Tom then has all of them explode in Omega Red's face killing him. Mighty Joe Young then Jumps into the air and lands on both the goombas (100 points, 200 points) and then without touching the ground jumps on the heads of all 6 unarmed hammer bros. (400, 800, 2000, 1 up, 2 up, 4 up). King Richard who is now thinking that he is only up against 3 more people orders his men to surround Team Shaun and Black Tom begins to control the grass to consume them in a tangled mess, but just then Venom reveals Coach McGruff the Crime Dog's secret plan as he pulls what appears to be a large radio out of his alien symbiote suit. He throws the radio into the air and then Soundwave transforms and orders the eject of all 6 of his tapes. Soundwave and his tapes stay airborn to avoid the attacking grass, Tails begins spinning his double tails to follow Soundwave's lead and Darth maul and Venom both use their superhuman jumping abilities to jump onto the backs of Rumble and Frenzy. Only Ravage who is unable to fly falls to the ground where he is consumed by Black Tom's attacking grass. Mighty Joe Young also jumps into the air and grabs onto Soundwave. Soundwave, although taking a beating from the large ape continues to fly higher into the air as fast as he can. Eventually Mighty Joe begins feeling light headed and loses his grip. He plummets to his death. Team Shaun knows that if they want to have any chance of beating Team Griffin they are going to have to take out Black Tom, so Rumble flies over top of him and then throws Venom down into the mix. Venom goes rocketing down with his huge teeth exposed and lands directly on top of Black Tom, surrounding him in black symbiote and biting his jugular vein. Although they are not fast enough to save Black Tom The Leprechaun and Paul both start stabbing Venom repeatedly until he is dead. Rumble and Frenzy both drop to the ground and begin hammering it to cause an earthquake. Most of them are having trouble moving, except for the allosauruses; but Tails uses himself as a diversion and the dinosaurs begin chasing him because he, unlike the robots is actually food. Soundwave, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, and Ratbat all open fire on the Allosauruses which they are very good at due to all of the practice they have had fighting the Dinobots. The two animals are to busy fighting over a mutant hedgehog to realize that they are under serious attack. The 3 transformers succeed in destroying them but not before Allosourus #2 swallows Tails whole. The Leprechaun shoots some magic at Rumble and Frenzy to knock them over and finally end their earthquake. Nemesis Enforcer, who up until this point has acted primarily as a personal bodyguard to King Richard Flies over to assist Paul Maud'dib who has begun to fight with Darth Maul. Due to all of the lazer activity going on Paul has deactivated his personal Holtzman Shield because he does not wish to cause a nuclear blast. Darth Maul force pushes Paul out of the way and then turns his attack toward Nemesis enforcer. Nemesis then enforces his way right into Darth Maul's lightsaber. King Richard, fearless as ever attacks Rumble head on. Rumble tries to shoot him but misses and King Richard jumps right into his stomach, hacking away with his sword. Rumble seems unable to defend himself against Richard's speed and stops functioning as Richard pulls his tattered sword out of Rumble's broken circuits; he then with an amazing toss throws his sword into the air as Rumble's fellow tapes come to his aid. The sword goes right into Ratbat destroying him but Lazerbeak and Buzzsaw avenge the other two Decepticons by blasting King Richard with all of their fire power. Maul and Paul are still moving around each other; fighting with perfect style and moving at incredible speeds (truly, I wish you guys could see it, but since you can't, take my word for it). The three remaining tapes then go after the Leprechaun. They begin by shooting him with lazers but he somehow blocks them all with his hands (hey they never explain how he does stuff in his movies so why should I have to). The Leprechaun then conjurs up all of his energy into a ball and blasts Lazerbeak right out of the sky, but before he could do it again Soundwave lands on top of him crushing him to death. If Soundwave had a sense of humor he would at this point make some sort of radio/alarm clock joke that ended with "top of the mournin' to ya" but he doesn't. Paul and Maul are still going at it strong when Soundwave, Frenzy, and Buzzsaw fly up to aid Lord Maul. Paul not quite knowing what to do at his first encounter with a thinking machine and knowing that he cannot take them all plus the Sith Lord; uses his Bene Gesserit power of voice to freeze them all in their tracks just long enough to secure his escape.
TEAM SHAUN IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Griffin is Black Tom Cassidy, Paul Maud'dib, The Leprechaun, King Richard the Lionhearted (player/coach), Mighty Joe Young, Nemesis Enforcer, and Allosaurus # 11 & 12.
King Richard, despite being horseless (what's up with that)? Orders an all out frontal attack on what appears to be a rather small squad. Black Tom instantly pulls all of the hammer bros. wood handled hammers away from them and sends them flying at Omega Red. Black Tom then has all of them explode in Omega Red's face killing him. Mighty Joe Young then Jumps into the air and lands on both the goombas (100 points, 200 points) and then without touching the ground jumps on the heads of all 6 unarmed hammer bros. (400, 800, 2000, 1 up, 2 up, 4 up). King Richard who is now thinking that he is only up against 3 more people orders his men to surround Team Shaun and Black Tom begins to control the grass to consume them in a tangled mess, but just then Venom reveals Coach McGruff the Crime Dog's secret plan as he pulls what appears to be a large radio out of his alien symbiote suit. He throws the radio into the air and then Soundwave transforms and orders the eject of all 6 of his tapes. Soundwave and his tapes stay airborn to avoid the attacking grass, Tails begins spinning his double tails to follow Soundwave's lead and Darth maul and Venom both use their superhuman jumping abilities to jump onto the backs of Rumble and Frenzy. Only Ravage who is unable to fly falls to the ground where he is consumed by Black Tom's attacking grass. Mighty Joe Young also jumps into the air and grabs onto Soundwave. Soundwave, although taking a beating from the large ape continues to fly higher into the air as fast as he can. Eventually Mighty Joe begins feeling light headed and loses his grip. He plummets to his death. Team Shaun knows that if they want to have any chance of beating Team Griffin they are going to have to take out Black Tom, so Rumble flies over top of him and then throws Venom down into the mix. Venom goes rocketing down with his huge teeth exposed and lands directly on top of Black Tom, surrounding him in black symbiote and biting his jugular vein. Although they are not fast enough to save Black Tom The Leprechaun and Paul both start stabbing Venom repeatedly until he is dead. Rumble and Frenzy both drop to the ground and begin hammering it to cause an earthquake. Most of them are having trouble moving, except for the allosauruses; but Tails uses himself as a diversion and the dinosaurs begin chasing him because he, unlike the robots is actually food. Soundwave, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, and Ratbat all open fire on the Allosauruses which they are very good at due to all of the practice they have had fighting the Dinobots. The two animals are to busy fighting over a mutant hedgehog to realize that they are under serious attack. The 3 transformers succeed in destroying them but not before Allosourus #2 swallows Tails whole. The Leprechaun shoots some magic at Rumble and Frenzy to knock them over and finally end their earthquake. Nemesis Enforcer, who up until this point has acted primarily as a personal bodyguard to King Richard Flies over to assist Paul Maud'dib who has begun to fight with Darth Maul. Due to all of the lazer activity going on Paul has deactivated his personal Holtzman Shield because he does not wish to cause a nuclear blast. Darth Maul force pushes Paul out of the way and then turns his attack toward Nemesis enforcer. Nemesis then enforces his way right into Darth Maul's lightsaber. King Richard, fearless as ever attacks Rumble head on. Rumble tries to shoot him but misses and King Richard jumps right into his stomach, hacking away with his sword. Rumble seems unable to defend himself against Richard's speed and stops functioning as Richard pulls his tattered sword out of Rumble's broken circuits; he then with an amazing toss throws his sword into the air as Rumble's fellow tapes come to his aid. The sword goes right into Ratbat destroying him but Lazerbeak and Buzzsaw avenge the other two Decepticons by blasting King Richard with all of their fire power. Maul and Paul are still moving around each other; fighting with perfect style and moving at incredible speeds (truly, I wish you guys could see it, but since you can't, take my word for it). The three remaining tapes then go after the Leprechaun. They begin by shooting him with lazers but he somehow blocks them all with his hands (hey they never explain how he does stuff in his movies so why should I have to). The Leprechaun then conjurs up all of his energy into a ball and blasts Lazerbeak right out of the sky, but before he could do it again Soundwave lands on top of him crushing him to death. If Soundwave had a sense of humor he would at this point make some sort of radio/alarm clock joke that ended with "top of the mournin' to ya" but he doesn't. Paul and Maul are still going at it strong when Soundwave, Frenzy, and Buzzsaw fly up to aid Lord Maul. Paul not quite knowing what to do at his first encounter with a thinking machine and knowing that he cannot take them all plus the Sith Lord; uses his Bene Gesserit power of voice to freeze them all in their tracks just long enough to secure his escape.
TEAM SHAUN IS VICTORIOUS!
Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Team Chris
Le' Napoleon Brigade is Poison Ivy, John Mclaine, Gandalf, Aragorn, Danielle Rousseau, Desmond Hume, James "Sawyer" Ford, The Jolly Green Giant, Sprout, The Green Bean Farmer, Horse #26 & 27, and Mapico.
Team Chris is Yoda, Kybuck, Robert E. Lee, "Stonewall" Jackson, T-1000, Sgt. Slaughter, Mercer, Taurus, Red Dog, Huckleberry Hound, William Wallace, Wild Man #1, and Al Dawg.
Al Dawg dies. Gandalf, from on top of Horse #27 gives a blast of Magic off to temporarily blind Team Chris, this gives them a moment to attack them off guard just like Napoleon planned. Aragorn takes this oppurtunity to rush in on top of Horse #26 and attack the two Southern Generals. He cuts off Lee's left arm and then stabs Jackson through the heart. This causes General Lee to exclaim "Alas they have taken from be both my left and my right arm). John Mclaine finishes the job and shoots Lee in the head. Sgt. Slaughter and The Renegades then surround Aragorn and knock him off of Horse #26. They rush to attack him. Aragorn pulls his sword and chops off the head of Mercer, then stabs Red Dog in the heart after he cuts in half that stupid stick weapon that Red Dog insists on biting during the movie???? He moves to attack Taurus but Sgt. Slaughter gets him in a headlock just long enough for William Wallace to see that they are in trouble. He throws a spear thru Aragorn, killing him. Wild Man #1 throws an Ax at Gandalf but only hits his horse this kills the horse but leaves the wild man defenseless Sawyer shoots him in the head with a gun given to him by John Mclaine which he stole from Vincent Vega before they left the locker room. Desmond had told his teammates before the match started that they were going to get slaughtered by a tiny green guy but they all reacted with disbelief to this prediction (except Sprout who replied with a "can I get a Hells yeah"). This is where Yoda comes in. Yoda jumps off of Kybuck's back and begins attacking the whole team. He kills Rousseau, Sawyer and Mapico in one little jedi back flip combo and paves the way for T-1000 to come up out of the ground and stab John Mclaine from behind right as he was aiming at Yoda. Oh by the way, while all of this was going on The Jolly Green Giant has been relentlessly trying to step on William Wallace who, with Huckleberry Hound on his back is screaming at and taunting the giant vegetable. T-1000 then stabs The Farmer while Sgt. Slaughter and Taurus both shoot Desmond; Yoda Force pushes Sprout and then throws his lightsaber at John McClaine hitting him in the heart. Gandalf then pulls out Glamdring and cuts the head off of Sgt. Slaughter and turns Taurus into a toad, Sprout then steps on him. Despite this setback things are still looking good for the George Washington coached Team Chris when suddenely Poison Ivy decidedes to stop doing nothing and start manipulating the grass that they are all standing on to attack her opponents. The grass grabs a hold of Yoda and Kybuck restraining them both from attacking. She then begins controlling the shrubs that are attached to the Jolly Green Giant and in a way much meaner than the happy go lucky giant could ever be on his own he reaches out, grabs William Wallace and bites his head off. Right before this happens Wallace throws his taunting partner off his back saving Huckleberry Hound's life. Gandalf then raises up his staff and with all of his remaining power blasts T-1000 into a million hardened pieces destroying the liquid metal robot. Yoda, now completely exhausted and tied up in a huge tangle of weeds has one last chance he sees his lightsaber still laying next to the dead body of John Mclaine. He pulls it to his hand with the force but before the last breath is squeezed out of his tiny body, instead of saving himself he cuts loose his companion Kybuck who runs away to safety, grabbing Huckleberry Hound along the way.
LE' NAPOLEON BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Chris is Yoda, Kybuck, Robert E. Lee, "Stonewall" Jackson, T-1000, Sgt. Slaughter, Mercer, Taurus, Red Dog, Huckleberry Hound, William Wallace, Wild Man #1, and Al Dawg.
Al Dawg dies. Gandalf, from on top of Horse #27 gives a blast of Magic off to temporarily blind Team Chris, this gives them a moment to attack them off guard just like Napoleon planned. Aragorn takes this oppurtunity to rush in on top of Horse #26 and attack the two Southern Generals. He cuts off Lee's left arm and then stabs Jackson through the heart. This causes General Lee to exclaim "Alas they have taken from be both my left and my right arm). John Mclaine finishes the job and shoots Lee in the head. Sgt. Slaughter and The Renegades then surround Aragorn and knock him off of Horse #26. They rush to attack him. Aragorn pulls his sword and chops off the head of Mercer, then stabs Red Dog in the heart after he cuts in half that stupid stick weapon that Red Dog insists on biting during the movie???? He moves to attack Taurus but Sgt. Slaughter gets him in a headlock just long enough for William Wallace to see that they are in trouble. He throws a spear thru Aragorn, killing him. Wild Man #1 throws an Ax at Gandalf but only hits his horse this kills the horse but leaves the wild man defenseless Sawyer shoots him in the head with a gun given to him by John Mclaine which he stole from Vincent Vega before they left the locker room. Desmond had told his teammates before the match started that they were going to get slaughtered by a tiny green guy but they all reacted with disbelief to this prediction (except Sprout who replied with a "can I get a Hells yeah"). This is where Yoda comes in. Yoda jumps off of Kybuck's back and begins attacking the whole team. He kills Rousseau, Sawyer and Mapico in one little jedi back flip combo and paves the way for T-1000 to come up out of the ground and stab John Mclaine from behind right as he was aiming at Yoda. Oh by the way, while all of this was going on The Jolly Green Giant has been relentlessly trying to step on William Wallace who, with Huckleberry Hound on his back is screaming at and taunting the giant vegetable. T-1000 then stabs The Farmer while Sgt. Slaughter and Taurus both shoot Desmond; Yoda Force pushes Sprout and then throws his lightsaber at John McClaine hitting him in the heart. Gandalf then pulls out Glamdring and cuts the head off of Sgt. Slaughter and turns Taurus into a toad, Sprout then steps on him. Despite this setback things are still looking good for the George Washington coached Team Chris when suddenely Poison Ivy decidedes to stop doing nothing and start manipulating the grass that they are all standing on to attack her opponents. The grass grabs a hold of Yoda and Kybuck restraining them both from attacking. She then begins controlling the shrubs that are attached to the Jolly Green Giant and in a way much meaner than the happy go lucky giant could ever be on his own he reaches out, grabs William Wallace and bites his head off. Right before this happens Wallace throws his taunting partner off his back saving Huckleberry Hound's life. Gandalf then raises up his staff and with all of his remaining power blasts T-1000 into a million hardened pieces destroying the liquid metal robot. Yoda, now completely exhausted and tied up in a huge tangle of weeds has one last chance he sees his lightsaber still laying next to the dead body of John Mclaine. He pulls it to his hand with the force but before the last breath is squeezed out of his tiny body, instead of saving himself he cuts loose his companion Kybuck who runs away to safety, grabbing Huckleberry Hound along the way.
LE' NAPOLEON BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Joe Vs. Team Goofjuice
Team Joe is Predator #1 & 2, Mephisto, Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), Snake Eyes, and Army Soldier #1.
Team Goofjuice is The Power Puff Girls, Caramon Majere, Raistlin Majere, U.S. Marine #1 & 2, Ewok #3-40, Howard the Duck, and Booster Gold.
Green Lantern and The Power Puff Girls take to the air to begin the battle. Bubbles and Blossom run interference while Buttercup shoots her eye beams at Green Lantern. G.L. is on the defensive because although he may be more powerful than any one of them individually they are working togeather as a team. Raistlin, with help from Booster Gold begin attacking Mephisto from afar, while Snake Eyes and Caramon begin a fierce hand to hand combat/sword battle that would be one for the ages if there was any one dork that actually cared about both of those characters (other than me). Army soldier #1 decides that he has no idea who these tall dudes with the dreadlocks are but that he is going to hang out with them as they decide to take on the small army of ewoks led by the two marines and Howard the Duck. Army soldier #1 manages to kill 3 ewoks before the swarm gets to him and he gets "ewoked" to death. Snake Eyes gains the upper hand in his battle and stabs Caramon in the chest, while Green Lantern finds a weak spot in the amazing Power Puff Girl offense and takes out Bubbles. Mephisto creates a flame wall that Raistlin tries to fight with his neutral magical field but it is not strong enough (or perhaps different enough (dun dun dun?????)) to counteract the sheer hell-fire power of Mephisto. Green Lantern, now only fighting against two little girls doesn't seem to be having as much trouble and takes out Blossom with that way over done huge green fist thing that he is so famous for, but right when he thinks he has the last Power Puff Girl right where he wants her he gets hit with a blast from Booster Gold, who has casually ducked out of the Mephisto fight with a bit of a "screw this" attitude after seeing what Mephisto did to Raistlin. The ewoks, who have suffered heavy losses already manage to knock down Predator #2, so Howard the Duck and the two marines rush over to help. The predator begins to get up but Howard hits him with a Quack-Fu drop kick to put him right back on the ground, the two marines rush in and start riddling the fallen predator with .223 caliber shells from their M-16's (Ewok #19 unfortunetely was a little to close and fell victim to some friendly fire, oops). After they empty their magazines into him 5 ewoks rush in with spears and finish him off, Predator #2 dies. The ewoks and marines are overcome with joy but it is a little premature because the other predator, who is now really pissed off grabs the two marines picks them up and slams their heads togeather killing them both. The remaining predator goes nuts in a mad ewok killing frenzy when Snake Eyes comes in to help and cuts off Howard the Duck's bill with a throwing star, killing him. Team Joe under strict training from head coach Cobra Commander to divide and conquer now turn their attention to Booster Gold. Booster Gold believes he is done for when all of the sudden a tiny right hand grabs him and begins to fly away from the scene. Buttercup's left hand is being taken up by Ewok #27: the sole survivor of the ewok slaughter. The three of them escape with their lives.
TEAM JOE IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Goofjuice is The Power Puff Girls, Caramon Majere, Raistlin Majere, U.S. Marine #1 & 2, Ewok #3-40, Howard the Duck, and Booster Gold.
Green Lantern and The Power Puff Girls take to the air to begin the battle. Bubbles and Blossom run interference while Buttercup shoots her eye beams at Green Lantern. G.L. is on the defensive because although he may be more powerful than any one of them individually they are working togeather as a team. Raistlin, with help from Booster Gold begin attacking Mephisto from afar, while Snake Eyes and Caramon begin a fierce hand to hand combat/sword battle that would be one for the ages if there was any one dork that actually cared about both of those characters (other than me). Army soldier #1 decides that he has no idea who these tall dudes with the dreadlocks are but that he is going to hang out with them as they decide to take on the small army of ewoks led by the two marines and Howard the Duck. Army soldier #1 manages to kill 3 ewoks before the swarm gets to him and he gets "ewoked" to death. Snake Eyes gains the upper hand in his battle and stabs Caramon in the chest, while Green Lantern finds a weak spot in the amazing Power Puff Girl offense and takes out Bubbles. Mephisto creates a flame wall that Raistlin tries to fight with his neutral magical field but it is not strong enough (or perhaps different enough (dun dun dun?????)) to counteract the sheer hell-fire power of Mephisto. Green Lantern, now only fighting against two little girls doesn't seem to be having as much trouble and takes out Blossom with that way over done huge green fist thing that he is so famous for, but right when he thinks he has the last Power Puff Girl right where he wants her he gets hit with a blast from Booster Gold, who has casually ducked out of the Mephisto fight with a bit of a "screw this" attitude after seeing what Mephisto did to Raistlin. The ewoks, who have suffered heavy losses already manage to knock down Predator #2, so Howard the Duck and the two marines rush over to help. The predator begins to get up but Howard hits him with a Quack-Fu drop kick to put him right back on the ground, the two marines rush in and start riddling the fallen predator with .223 caliber shells from their M-16's (Ewok #19 unfortunetely was a little to close and fell victim to some friendly fire, oops). After they empty their magazines into him 5 ewoks rush in with spears and finish him off, Predator #2 dies. The ewoks and marines are overcome with joy but it is a little premature because the other predator, who is now really pissed off grabs the two marines picks them up and slams their heads togeather killing them both. The remaining predator goes nuts in a mad ewok killing frenzy when Snake Eyes comes in to help and cuts off Howard the Duck's bill with a throwing star, killing him. Team Joe under strict training from head coach Cobra Commander to divide and conquer now turn their attention to Booster Gold. Booster Gold believes he is done for when all of the sudden a tiny right hand grabs him and begins to fly away from the scene. Buttercup's left hand is being taken up by Ewok #27: the sole survivor of the ewok slaughter. The three of them escape with their lives.
TEAM JOE IS VICTORIOUS!
What We Are All Fighting for...
Here is a teaser of the Fantasy Fantasy League Championship Trophy. It stands at 15 1/2" tall. More pictures of it will follow later this season.
Sunday, March 2, 2008
WAY TO GO COMMISSIONER JOSH!
I would just like to congratulate Commissioner Josh on the results of four battles he judged this week. What a way to kick off Fantasy Fantasy League! The battles, all of them, were well thought out and exciting. We as competitors couldn't have asked for more! Congratulations I think are in order to the winners of the very first four battles ever to be fought on the field of the FFL as well.
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