Team Joe Vs. Team Goofjuice

Team Joe is Predator #1 & 2, Mephisto, Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), Snake Eyes, and Army Soldier #1.

Team Goofjuice is The Power Puff Girls, Caramon Majere, Raistlin Majere, U.S. Marine #1 & 2, Ewok #3-40, Howard the Duck, and Booster Gold.

Green Lantern and The Power Puff Girls take to the air to begin the battle. Bubbles and Blossom run interference while Buttercup shoots her eye beams at Green Lantern. G.L. is on the defensive because although he may be more powerful than any one of them individually they are working togeather as a team. Raistlin, with help from Booster Gold begin attacking Mephisto from afar, while Snake Eyes and Caramon begin a fierce hand to hand combat/sword battle that would be one for the ages if there was any one dork that actually cared about both of those characters (other than me). Army soldier #1 decides that he has no idea who these tall dudes with the dreadlocks are but that he is going to hang out with them as they decide to take on the small army of ewoks led by the two marines and Howard the Duck. Army soldier #1 manages to kill 3 ewoks before the swarm gets to him and he gets "ewoked" to death. Snake Eyes gains the upper hand in his battle and stabs Caramon in the chest, while Green Lantern finds a weak spot in the amazing Power Puff Girl offense and takes out Bubbles. Mephisto creates a flame wall that Raistlin tries to fight with his neutral magical field but it is not strong enough (or perhaps different enough (dun dun dun?????)) to counteract the sheer hell-fire power of Mephisto. Green Lantern, now only fighting against two little girls doesn't seem to be having as much trouble and takes out Blossom with that way over done huge green fist thing that he is so famous for, but right when he thinks he has the last Power Puff Girl right where he wants her he gets hit with a blast from Booster Gold, who has casually ducked out of the Mephisto fight with a bit of a "screw this" attitude after seeing what Mephisto did to Raistlin. The ewoks, who have suffered heavy losses already manage to knock down Predator #2, so Howard the Duck and the two marines rush over to help. The predator begins to get up but Howard hits him with a Quack-Fu drop kick to put him right back on the ground, the two marines rush in and start riddling the fallen predator with .223 caliber shells from their M-16's (Ewok #19 unfortunetely was a little to close and fell victim to some friendly fire, oops). After they empty their magazines into him 5 ewoks rush in with spears and finish him off, Predator #2 dies. The ewoks and marines are overcome with joy but it is a little premature because the other predator, who is now really pissed off grabs the two marines picks them up and slams their heads togeather killing them both. The remaining predator goes nuts in a mad ewok killing frenzy when Snake Eyes comes in to help and cuts off Howard the Duck's bill with a throwing star, killing him. Team Joe under strict training from head coach Cobra Commander to divide and conquer now turn their attention to Booster Gold. Booster Gold believes he is done for when all of the sudden a tiny right hand grabs him and begins to fly away from the scene. Buttercup's left hand is being taken up by Ewok #27: the sole survivor of the ewok slaughter. The three of them escape with their lives.
TEAM JOE IS VICTORIOUS!