TEAM is Vulcan, the Constructicons: Bonecruher, Buckethead, Hightower, Long Haul, Quickmix, and Scavenger (Merge to from Devastator), Duke Leto Atreides, Iron Hide, Captain N. with Duke, Kid Icarus, Simon Bellmont, Mega Man, Rush,, Princess Of Video Games, and Game Boy, Death Adder, Death Adder Jr., Death Bringer, Warpath, Jazz, Bumblebee, Cliff Jumper, Octane, Sunstorm, Reflector (middle, left right), Chris Artrip w/ tanooki suit, Julie w/ Fire Flower, Ella w/ frog suit, Jack w/ frog suit, Ben w/ goomba sock, Mighty Morphin Artrip Rangers: Chris, Julie, Ella, Jack, Ben (with weapons and zords), Meta-Night, and Ewok #7
George Washington's House Elves are Gandaulf the Grey, Thor, Set (5 heads), The Inhumans: Black Bolt, Medusa, Karnak, Gorgon, Triton, Crystal, Lockjaw, Maximus the Mad, and the Unspoken, Colosus, Luke Skywalker, Harry Potter, Ben Kenobi, Mar-Vel, Archangel, Orion, Wild Men #1-10, Nazgul #3 on his Mordor Horse, Marshall, and Dothraiki#1 on Dothraki horse #1.
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Thursday, March 26, 2020
Striders of Rohan vs The Empire
The Striders of Rohan are Ancalagon the Black, Gothmog the Balrog, Balrog of Moria, Nazgul #2 on his Fell Beast, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir, Faramir, Theoden King, Eomer, Eowyn, Rider Of Rohan #1-8 (7 on final death), Gandaulf the White, Blue Wizard #1, Blue Wizard #2, Radagast the Brown, Samwise Gamgee w/ blue lantern ring, Elrond, Arwen Evenstar w/ blue lantern ring, Isildor, Thorin Oakenshield, and Goblin #14-17.
The Empire are Leonardo w/ green lantern and blue lantern rings, Michelangelo w/ orange lantern ring, Donatello w/ indigo lantern ring, Raphael w/ red lantern ring, Hamato Yoshi w/ star sapphire ring, Casey Jones w/ yellow lantern ring, Ares, Ares (DC comics), Sarumon, Keno, Apollo, The Eradicator, Red Skull, Black lantern Kyle Raynor Surtur, Mephisto, Sardakaur Terro Troop #10-34, Watchdog #1-5, Korg and Meek.
The battle starts with the the good and the bad of the striders fighting each other for mordor but then they see the Empire approaching and realize they have to work together to protect it. The Balrog of Moria sees the charging Empire team and the hungry balrog that hasn't eaten all day stomps on meek and then eats Red Skull and Korg alive before Surtur slices the Balrog in half with his sword. Then even though Gandaulf and the Balrog of Moria had a bad past Gandualf avenges the balrog by using a spell to take every bit of fire out of Surtur and throwing it at all at the 5 watch dogs.
As legolas hides behind a rock he takes down 24 of the terror troops leaving none of the Dune troops alive. But an angry Raphael spots him and cuts off his head with his sai's.
The Eradicator comes blazing in from the sky and kills all the riders of rohan then he flies into Ancalagon the Black and uses his heat vision to blow him up from the inside. The Striders know this onslaught has to stop so Arwen Evenstar and Gandaulf hold the Eradicator still with there magic so that Gothmog the Balrog can rip him in half but not before he sets Arwen Evenstar on fire with his heat vision.
The 2 blue wizards and Radaghast the brown team up on Mephisto and call upon a freezing power to overcome his fire and then smash him into pieces. Keno then tries to sneak up behind Radaghast but he sees the Nazgul and his so frightened he runs back home. Apollo avenges his teammates by using his bow and arrow skills to shoot blue wizard #1 and his power to inflict disease by giving blue wizard #2 the corona virus. Then Radaghast and Gandalf pick him up with there magic and throw him into the volcano.
Elrond, Gimli, Boromir, and the goblins manage to take out the Ninja Turtles but the turtles killed everybody but Elrond, courtesy of their newly acquired lantern rings. Casey Jones attempts to kill Elrond but instead he gets a sword to the heart but it was merely a distraction as Black Lantern Kyle Raynor and Hamato Yoshi use their lantern energy to kill Elrond. Isildor then uses his long sword to cut off his head and then Thorin Oakenshield joins Isildur to cut off the limbs of kyle Raynor but Thorin gets blasted into oblivian in the proccess.
Eowyn and Eomer then distract Saruman so Gandalf can use his magic to push Sauruman 100 feet into the ground.
Ares and Ares are the Empires only hope but they are no match for the Balrog, Theoden king, and the two wizards as Ares and Ares take out Gothmog while Gandalf and Theoden King come up form behind and kill him. And finnally Samwise Gamgee giving the team hope and cheering them on comes out of hiding with the Nazgul to kill Ares.
The Empire are Leonardo w/ green lantern and blue lantern rings, Michelangelo w/ orange lantern ring, Donatello w/ indigo lantern ring, Raphael w/ red lantern ring, Hamato Yoshi w/ star sapphire ring, Casey Jones w/ yellow lantern ring, Ares, Ares (DC comics), Sarumon, Keno, Apollo, The Eradicator, Red Skull, Black lantern Kyle Raynor Surtur, Mephisto, Sardakaur Terro Troop #10-34, Watchdog #1-5, Korg and Meek.
The battle starts with the the good and the bad of the striders fighting each other for mordor but then they see the Empire approaching and realize they have to work together to protect it. The Balrog of Moria sees the charging Empire team and the hungry balrog that hasn't eaten all day stomps on meek and then eats Red Skull and Korg alive before Surtur slices the Balrog in half with his sword. Then even though Gandaulf and the Balrog of Moria had a bad past Gandualf avenges the balrog by using a spell to take every bit of fire out of Surtur and throwing it at all at the 5 watch dogs.
As legolas hides behind a rock he takes down 24 of the terror troops leaving none of the Dune troops alive. But an angry Raphael spots him and cuts off his head with his sai's.
The Eradicator comes blazing in from the sky and kills all the riders of rohan then he flies into Ancalagon the Black and uses his heat vision to blow him up from the inside. The Striders know this onslaught has to stop so Arwen Evenstar and Gandaulf hold the Eradicator still with there magic so that Gothmog the Balrog can rip him in half but not before he sets Arwen Evenstar on fire with his heat vision.
The 2 blue wizards and Radaghast the brown team up on Mephisto and call upon a freezing power to overcome his fire and then smash him into pieces. Keno then tries to sneak up behind Radaghast but he sees the Nazgul and his so frightened he runs back home. Apollo avenges his teammates by using his bow and arrow skills to shoot blue wizard #1 and his power to inflict disease by giving blue wizard #2 the corona virus. Then Radaghast and Gandalf pick him up with there magic and throw him into the volcano.
Elrond, Gimli, Boromir, and the goblins manage to take out the Ninja Turtles but the turtles killed everybody but Elrond, courtesy of their newly acquired lantern rings. Casey Jones attempts to kill Elrond but instead he gets a sword to the heart but it was merely a distraction as Black Lantern Kyle Raynor and Hamato Yoshi use their lantern energy to kill Elrond. Isildor then uses his long sword to cut off his head and then Thorin Oakenshield joins Isildur to cut off the limbs of kyle Raynor but Thorin gets blasted into oblivian in the proccess.
Eowyn and Eomer then distract Saruman so Gandalf can use his magic to push Sauruman 100 feet into the ground.
Ares and Ares are the Empires only hope but they are no match for the Balrog, Theoden king, and the two wizards as Ares and Ares take out Gothmog while Gandalf and Theoden King come up form behind and kill him. And finnally Samwise Gamgee giving the team hope and cheering them on comes out of hiding with the Nazgul to kill Ares.
S11 W3 - Be Gentle It’s My First Time vs The Genderless Shorties
Be Gentle It’s My First Time is: Zilla, Megalon, Chuck Norris penguin Suit, Mako (w/ yellow Lantern ring) with tiger sharks, Steppen Wolfe, Namorita, Black lantern Super Boy, Spinosaurus (4 deaths), Goober Fish #1-5, Carnage, Zombie Superman, Granny Goodness, Vincent Vega.
The Genderless Shorties are: Gamera, Nightsister Spirit, Nightsister Zombie, Joan Jett (in a Frog Suit), Don Rickles (in a Penguin Suit), The Lochness Monster, Hecate, Abe Sapien, Seaspray, Mimic, Blue Toad, Yellow Toad, Hermes, The rest on an Aircraft Carrier: Vorian Attiedes (in command), (original) Duncan Idaho, Kobe Bryant, Allia Atreides, Lobot, Nazgul #9 on his Mordor Horse, Gurney Halleck, Salacious B. Crumb (with 7th Ring of the Dwarf Lords), Gumby and his Pony Pal Pokey, Kuiil, Jimmy Olsen (w/ a Tanooki Suit), Lois Lane (w/ a cape feather), Ewok #4.
The water thrashed when Joan Jett and Don Rickles in their suits tried desperately to get away from Chuck Norris who easily catches and drowns the duo. Chuck then hopped on the back of Mako who, along with the other Tiger Sharks, started chasing after Seaspray who was transformed into boat mode. Seaspray was transporting NS Zombie, Hecate, Abe Sapien, Hermes, Mimic and the Toads to the aircraft carrier to rejoin their team. Hermes threw his staff at Chuck but it just deflected off his rock hard hairy bare chest and killed Gupp the tigershark instead. Seaspray then hit a bump (which turned out to just be Vincent Vega doing the frog backstroke eating a royale with cheese). The impact caused Hecate to be tossed from the ship where she was eaten by Dolph. The blood from Vega then splashed in the eyes of Yellow Toad and Blue Toad and they both instantly died from Covid-19.
Nightsister spirit possesses the body of Granny Goodness who has just taken out Duncan Idaho and Gurney Man with the help of Steppen Wolfe. As the spirit takes her over, she turns on Steppen Wolfe and kills him and sets her sights on the rest of her own team. Carnage sees this and tears the old woman in half and throws her corpse over the edge of the ship.
Kuiil is trying to repair a helicopter on the opposite end of the deck when he crosses up some wires wrong and the engine explodes causing the tail rudder to impale the chest of Kobe Bryant and the explosion killing the ugnaught. I have spoken.
Chuck and his Tigersharks have Seaspray surrounded along with Goober Fish #1-5 and Spinosaurus. The sharks charge first and Chuck leaps onto the deck of the ship and starts a fight with Hermes as the sharks rock the boat from underneath. All are thrown into the sea when Seaspray transforms into a “person” and starts hurling goober fish and sharks at the hull of the Aircraft Carrier. Spinosaurus gets a hold of Chuck’s leg and rips it off. The fighting is intense when suddenly they are all frozen by zombie Superman. Superboy follows up and with a powerful punch shatters everyone into pieces. Did everyone here deserve better deaths, probably. But since I don’t know how calendars work, you get what you get.
Oh yeah, Bee-Tee-Dubs, while all this was going on, a Japanese film crew was shooting a movie in the background. It's a giant fight between Zilla (which is godzilla but from the Ferris Bueller Remake) and Megalon VS. The Lochness Monster and Gamera. It looks like a sweet fight. One of those monsters was beating another one using Nessie as a club. I can’t tell from here. I’ve been watching the developments on the boat.
Vorian and Lobot are on the bridge trying to keep the boat steady. As if the large reptilian fight wasn’t enough, Namorita has created a whirlpool in the sea that is causing the ship to spin. Nazgul #9 is able to somehow cut the head off Carnage after he loses his balance and trips over ewok #4.
At the same moment the hull of the ship is torn open with the dead body of Megalon and the ship begins to consume water at an alarming pace. Everyone is sliding across the deck of the ship. Before Black Lantern Superboy can take flight, Alia Atreides was already on his back driving the gob jabbar in his neck. Why, you ask? Because she already knew this was going to happen. Prescient Vision, yo.
Jimmy Olsen was able to grab Lois Lane and, using his tanooki suit, flew her to the bow of the ship that was now quickly rising in the sea. They laid on the edge of the ship as it stood straight up for a moment before beginning to sink. The two held hands. “Don’t let go, Lois!” Jimmy yelled as they watched all the rest of their teammates fall into the sea below and get finished off by the waves or by Zombie Supes buzzing back and forth.
An exhausted Zilla, sole survivor of the monster fight, arrives at the ship and devours the pair before they can be swallowed by the ocean.
Tuesday, March 24, 2020
Affirmative Action Popeye's Vs. George Washington's House Elves
Affirmative Action Popeye's is Earth 2 Superman, The Sando Aqua Monster, Beechead, Road Block, Gung Ho, Lt. Flint, Guns N' Roses: Axl Rose, Slash, Duff McKagen (in a Penguin Suit), Steven Adler, & Dizzy Reed in a German U-Boat. Jaws (4), Death, Nolan & Austin: Sith Bros in Arwings, Macho Man (w/ a Power Ring), Mogo, Twincast w/ Fast Forward, & Autobot Cassette #1-3, & Mary Embery.
George Washington's House Elves are Gandalf the Grey, Set, Godzilla, Iron Man, Luke Skywalker, Seaworm #1A-2A, Black Lantern Seaworm, Vampire Seaworm, Zombie Seaworm, The Monkguin, Qui Gonn Jinn (in a Frog Suit), M. Bison, Sagat, Vega, Balrog, Zangief, Lucca Brazzi, Seaworm #10, Zuma in a Hovercraft, Prince Andrew, Jeffrey Epstein, Mako, Prince Harry in a F-16, Princess Meggan, Archie, & John Schlade.
Both teams are dropped into The Indian Ocean and like many water battles it is instantly a question of those who thrive and those who do not. The GI Joes led by Lt. Flint inside the German U-Boat attempt to direct the Popeye's Crew, while they are thoroughly entertained by Guns N' Roses who is mainly playing songs from Appetite for Construction, since Dizzy is off the keys and taking over on Bass Guitar, so Duff can be out in the thick of the fight in his Penguin Suit.
Prince Harry in his F-16 becomes locked in what would have been an incredible dog fight with the Sith Bros. and their Arwings; but none of those vehicles work in the water; so they all just drowned instead. Princess Meghan drowned as well, but not from the salt water of the Indian Ocean; but rather from her own salty tears due to the terrible life that she is forced to lead as a member of British Royalty. Much like Harry and Meghan, I wasn't paying any attention to Archie; so I failed to notice how he died.
Macho Man is easily winning the bodybuilding contest he is having with Sagat, Zangief, Balrog, M. Bison, and Vega as the former member of the Mega Powers uses his Power Ring to Boost his own stats well passed the steroid riddles version of himself in that Spider-Man movie from the last century. None of this keeps them all from inevitably drowning of course.
Lucca Brazzi as destiny would have it sleeps with the fishes.
Jeffrey Epstein, a man who loves his deviant life refuses to let himself drown. So he and his buddy Prince Andrew both give up on their human disguises and take on their full Reptilian form (see David Icke); so they can navigate the water more properly. Mary Embery is drawn to this ancient power; but despite the esoteric Illuminati knowledge they all possess, they join each other in death as Mary Embery comes closer to them causing her to lose her powers and drown in an ancient ritual that even they do not understand.
E2 Superman would have had a very tough time with the team-up of Gandalf the Grey and Luke Skywalker, if the Wizard and the Jedi Knight weren't so busy treading water. Gandalf manages to get off a quick spell to weaken Supes a bit before Kal L hits Gandalf and Luke with some freeze breathe that turns them into blocks of ice sending them both sinking below the surface. Wait..... Ice floats doesn't it. Maybe they just froze to death. Err, maybe the water penetrated the frozen blocks. I don't know how this crap works, I ain't gonna do the math either. Science isn't my scene. Either way, they died. The weakened Superman, would have normally still be tough enough to take out Tony Stark; but with Iron Man's adapted water function on his suit, the skirmish is tilted the other direction. Iron Man forces the battle to be fought as deep into the Ocean as he can lead Superman. The fight rages on with an unprecedented amount of power being fought through by both combatants. As only you super-duper nerds out there already know, the Golden Age or Earth 2 version of Superman can hold his breath for an incredibly long period of time; but he does indeed need to hold it while in Space or under water. His breath is finally knocked from him after a few dozen building destroying punches are delivered by Iron Man. After winning the fight against Superman, the proud Tony Stark attempts to move towards the surface and rejoin the fight; but finds that his suit was far too damaged by the Last Son of Krypton. He floats back down to the bottom and joins his worthy opponent in their watery grave.
And now for the actual water battle to begin:
The Popeye squad with the Submarine peeps calling the shots have set up behind their champion The Sando Aqua Monster and the insanely powerful Mogo who is a bit out of his element under the water; but still very well protected by his green lantern aura. Twincast and his Cassettes are dwarfed by their monstrous teammates, but remain prepped for battle as well.
On the other side the House Elves begin to form up as well as they begin what both squads realize will be one final push towards victory or defeat.
John Schlade was given a Jedi Mouthpiece (ya know the thing from Phantom Menace) by Qui Gon so he can stay alive, since Qui Gon doesn't need it, due to his fancy Frog Suit (I guess Chris felt like permanently turning this extremely powerful Jedi Master into a permanent water character Kyle Houslander style (see Hancock)). John Schlade is so taken aback by the monstrous size of The Sando Aqua Monster that he almost, for a split second, considers, taking the Lord's name in vain. Luckily he thinks better of himself. His fears are quelled though as his homeboy Qui Gonn assures him that “there is always a bigger fish” as their teammate Godzilla appears from the depths of the Sea and becomes locked in a pitched battle with The Sando Aqua Monster.
Zuma heads in on the double and attacks The U-Boat with her Hovercraft; but the antiquated weaponry of the U-Boat are still more than enough to take down the Pup. The U-Boat then targets Seaworm #2A with all of its firepower and is able to take out the beast; but the body of the genetically engineered sea monster falls upon the boat and pins it against an outcropping of rock. The combatants inside are still alive and well until the sneaky little Monkguin finds an exterior release valve on the pinned vessel and opens it up. The curious little Monkgwee doesn't get out of the way in time and dies himself in the rush of current that eventually floods the U-Boat and kills all inside.
Death, although out of her element remains extremely powerful and is able to single-handedly kill Seaworm #1A. She has more difficulty though as she attempts to bring death upon those who have already experienced the pain of the nether realm. Once she finds Black lantern Seaworm, Zombie Seaworm, and Vampire Seaworm drawn to her aura she cannot contain what their attack brings and is destroyed.
Mogo begins to unleash his green lantern energy on Set; but is shocked to realize that the seven headed serpent only grows larger as the energy is absorbed. Set begins to consume Mogo; but even with the power of Atlantis itself fueling the giant serpent it cannot quite handle all of Mogo's extreme power. Mogo is completely absorbed by Set; but two of the monster's enormous heads explode leaving it a five headed creature complete with the power of Mogo.
Qui Gon and Duff have one Hell of a water fistfight. If Jinn's lightsaber could work under water, than this contest would be over quick, but since it cannot, Duff's kickboxing skills are able to keep up with Qui Gon's Jedi moves. As the fight goes on, I sat in front of the computer for about three minutes thinking of how the fight should go and nothing popped into my head; so Seaworm #10 swam by and ate them both instead. The Seaworm is not able to enjoy his meal for long though, as Jaws comes by and makes a meal out it, sending the 10th Seaworm to the Graveyard. Much like what happened with Death, the three undead Seaworms converge on Jaws and attack. They are able to win with a triple team, but the zombie goes down to the might of the fourth Jaws.
Mako takes out all three Autobot Cassettes before being crushed by their boss Twincast, John Schlade is defeated in one on one combat against Fast Forward (everyone should look up the Autobot Cassette Fast Forward, so you can understand his true power). Fast Forward attempts to regroup with his master Twin Cast; but Set swallows Fast Forward whole and crushes Twin Cast under his enormous body.
This flaming turd of a match would have been much more interesting if instead of following the minutia, we simply watched the incredible fight between The Sando Aqua Monster and Godzilla that has been raging on since the start of this match. As it comes to a close, we see a battered Godzilla fight through the punches, kicks, and bites of The Sando, pin him to the Ocean floor and blast him with water-proof Lightning breath.
George Washington's House Elves are Gandalf the Grey, Set, Godzilla, Iron Man, Luke Skywalker, Seaworm #1A-2A, Black Lantern Seaworm, Vampire Seaworm, Zombie Seaworm, The Monkguin, Qui Gonn Jinn (in a Frog Suit), M. Bison, Sagat, Vega, Balrog, Zangief, Lucca Brazzi, Seaworm #10, Zuma in a Hovercraft, Prince Andrew, Jeffrey Epstein, Mako, Prince Harry in a F-16, Princess Meggan, Archie, & John Schlade.
Both teams are dropped into The Indian Ocean and like many water battles it is instantly a question of those who thrive and those who do not. The GI Joes led by Lt. Flint inside the German U-Boat attempt to direct the Popeye's Crew, while they are thoroughly entertained by Guns N' Roses who is mainly playing songs from Appetite for Construction, since Dizzy is off the keys and taking over on Bass Guitar, so Duff can be out in the thick of the fight in his Penguin Suit.
Prince Harry in his F-16 becomes locked in what would have been an incredible dog fight with the Sith Bros. and their Arwings; but none of those vehicles work in the water; so they all just drowned instead. Princess Meghan drowned as well, but not from the salt water of the Indian Ocean; but rather from her own salty tears due to the terrible life that she is forced to lead as a member of British Royalty. Much like Harry and Meghan, I wasn't paying any attention to Archie; so I failed to notice how he died.
Macho Man is easily winning the bodybuilding contest he is having with Sagat, Zangief, Balrog, M. Bison, and Vega as the former member of the Mega Powers uses his Power Ring to Boost his own stats well passed the steroid riddles version of himself in that Spider-Man movie from the last century. None of this keeps them all from inevitably drowning of course.
Lucca Brazzi as destiny would have it sleeps with the fishes.
Jeffrey Epstein, a man who loves his deviant life refuses to let himself drown. So he and his buddy Prince Andrew both give up on their human disguises and take on their full Reptilian form (see David Icke); so they can navigate the water more properly. Mary Embery is drawn to this ancient power; but despite the esoteric Illuminati knowledge they all possess, they join each other in death as Mary Embery comes closer to them causing her to lose her powers and drown in an ancient ritual that even they do not understand.
E2 Superman would have had a very tough time with the team-up of Gandalf the Grey and Luke Skywalker, if the Wizard and the Jedi Knight weren't so busy treading water. Gandalf manages to get off a quick spell to weaken Supes a bit before Kal L hits Gandalf and Luke with some freeze breathe that turns them into blocks of ice sending them both sinking below the surface. Wait..... Ice floats doesn't it. Maybe they just froze to death. Err, maybe the water penetrated the frozen blocks. I don't know how this crap works, I ain't gonna do the math either. Science isn't my scene. Either way, they died. The weakened Superman, would have normally still be tough enough to take out Tony Stark; but with Iron Man's adapted water function on his suit, the skirmish is tilted the other direction. Iron Man forces the battle to be fought as deep into the Ocean as he can lead Superman. The fight rages on with an unprecedented amount of power being fought through by both combatants. As only you super-duper nerds out there already know, the Golden Age or Earth 2 version of Superman can hold his breath for an incredibly long period of time; but he does indeed need to hold it while in Space or under water. His breath is finally knocked from him after a few dozen building destroying punches are delivered by Iron Man. After winning the fight against Superman, the proud Tony Stark attempts to move towards the surface and rejoin the fight; but finds that his suit was far too damaged by the Last Son of Krypton. He floats back down to the bottom and joins his worthy opponent in their watery grave.
And now for the actual water battle to begin:
The Popeye squad with the Submarine peeps calling the shots have set up behind their champion The Sando Aqua Monster and the insanely powerful Mogo who is a bit out of his element under the water; but still very well protected by his green lantern aura. Twincast and his Cassettes are dwarfed by their monstrous teammates, but remain prepped for battle as well.
On the other side the House Elves begin to form up as well as they begin what both squads realize will be one final push towards victory or defeat.
John Schlade was given a Jedi Mouthpiece (ya know the thing from Phantom Menace) by Qui Gon so he can stay alive, since Qui Gon doesn't need it, due to his fancy Frog Suit (I guess Chris felt like permanently turning this extremely powerful Jedi Master into a permanent water character Kyle Houslander style (see Hancock)). John Schlade is so taken aback by the monstrous size of The Sando Aqua Monster that he almost, for a split second, considers, taking the Lord's name in vain. Luckily he thinks better of himself. His fears are quelled though as his homeboy Qui Gonn assures him that “there is always a bigger fish” as their teammate Godzilla appears from the depths of the Sea and becomes locked in a pitched battle with The Sando Aqua Monster.
Zuma heads in on the double and attacks The U-Boat with her Hovercraft; but the antiquated weaponry of the U-Boat are still more than enough to take down the Pup. The U-Boat then targets Seaworm #2A with all of its firepower and is able to take out the beast; but the body of the genetically engineered sea monster falls upon the boat and pins it against an outcropping of rock. The combatants inside are still alive and well until the sneaky little Monkguin finds an exterior release valve on the pinned vessel and opens it up. The curious little Monkgwee doesn't get out of the way in time and dies himself in the rush of current that eventually floods the U-Boat and kills all inside.
Death, although out of her element remains extremely powerful and is able to single-handedly kill Seaworm #1A. She has more difficulty though as she attempts to bring death upon those who have already experienced the pain of the nether realm. Once she finds Black lantern Seaworm, Zombie Seaworm, and Vampire Seaworm drawn to her aura she cannot contain what their attack brings and is destroyed.
Mogo begins to unleash his green lantern energy on Set; but is shocked to realize that the seven headed serpent only grows larger as the energy is absorbed. Set begins to consume Mogo; but even with the power of Atlantis itself fueling the giant serpent it cannot quite handle all of Mogo's extreme power. Mogo is completely absorbed by Set; but two of the monster's enormous heads explode leaving it a five headed creature complete with the power of Mogo.
Qui Gon and Duff have one Hell of a water fistfight. If Jinn's lightsaber could work under water, than this contest would be over quick, but since it cannot, Duff's kickboxing skills are able to keep up with Qui Gon's Jedi moves. As the fight goes on, I sat in front of the computer for about three minutes thinking of how the fight should go and nothing popped into my head; so Seaworm #10 swam by and ate them both instead. The Seaworm is not able to enjoy his meal for long though, as Jaws comes by and makes a meal out it, sending the 10th Seaworm to the Graveyard. Much like what happened with Death, the three undead Seaworms converge on Jaws and attack. They are able to win with a triple team, but the zombie goes down to the might of the fourth Jaws.
Mako takes out all three Autobot Cassettes before being crushed by their boss Twincast, John Schlade is defeated in one on one combat against Fast Forward (everyone should look up the Autobot Cassette Fast Forward, so you can understand his true power). Fast Forward attempts to regroup with his master Twin Cast; but Set swallows Fast Forward whole and crushes Twin Cast under his enormous body.
This flaming turd of a match would have been much more interesting if instead of following the minutia, we simply watched the incredible fight between The Sando Aqua Monster and Godzilla that has been raging on since the start of this match. As it comes to a close, we see a battered Godzilla fight through the punches, kicks, and bites of The Sando, pin him to the Ocean floor and blast him with water-proof Lightning breath.
Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight Vs. The Empire
Two Hungry Dino-Mites With Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight are Aquaman, Red Lantern Mira, Kit Fisto, Nadar Veb, Captain Tarpals (w/ Super Scope 6), Jar Jar Binks, Ice (w/ a Star Sapphire Ring), Queen Tesla, Superboy Prime, Ewok Scout (in a Frog Suit), The Technibots: Scattershot, Strafe, Lightspeed, Afterburner, & Nosecone, A Submarine containing: Cassian Andor, K2S0, Flute Cop, Uni-Baby, Grey Diamond, Best Fairy Ever, BatWartHog Man, The Ghostbusters: Rey Stanz, Peter Venkman, Egon Spengler, & Winston Zeddimore, Green Day: Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt, & Tre Cool, & Rebel Soldier #10.
The Empire is: Full Spectrum Kyle Raynor, White Lantern Swamp Thing, Jolee Fishdo, Sky Lynx, Black Lantern Superman, Voltron (of The Mid Universe), Korg, Meek, Jaws (2), Jaws (3), Jason Voorhies, Vampire #1-10, Thinking Machine #1-8, & 12 Sardakaur Terror Troops.
Kyle Raynor, in possession and control of the Full Spectrum of light and power creates an aura protecting the entirety of his team. Swamp Thing directs the White Lantern power as well as his own natural powers to create a natural seaweed/plant protection area around the aura itself as a first line of defense.
Aquaman and Mira lead their squad in cautiously and surround the aura. The Technibots, Quintessa, and the Submarine begin to bombard the aura with projectiles, in an attempt to weaken it. Swamp Thing begins controlling the algae outside the aura to attack the Dino-Mites, while Raynor sends out Black Lantern Superman and the two Jaws sharks as the first wave. Sky Lynx and Voltron follow, with the Vampires and Thinking Machines swimming out after them.
Aquaman regrettably makes the two Great White Sharks attack each other resulting in a double death, while Quintessa and Voltron lock into a pitched battle alongside Superboy Prime and Black Lantern Superman doing the same. The Technibots merge to form Computron and are met by their old ally Sky Lynx.
Cassian's submarine takes aim at the core of Voltron, with a shot that can clearly take out the giant Gestalt; but Jar Jar Binks is swimming directly in the line of fire. Captain Tarpals begins to wave furiously at his bombad General; but Jar Jar just stupidly looks his way and gestures: “mEeSa”.... The Sub holds their fire; and in the meantime is bombarded by the lasgun blasts of the Thinking Machines. The sub begins to take on water when Grey Diamond says out loud: “I sure wish we could of got that aura destroyed before our sub went down”. Uni-Baby hears this and coincidence or not, a shot from the Super Scope Six of Captain Tarpals hits the aura and brings the energy field down. The Powers of the lantern rings go fully uncontrolled by the struggling Raynor who begins to drown without the rings to protect him along with his teammates Korg, Meek, Jason, and the Sardakaur. The Ghostbusters, using their proton packs manage to destroy the Thinking Machines attacking the Submarine before the sub inevitably floods with water and kills all on board. The Vampires surround the befuddled Jar Jar and rip him apart; but are then taken out one by one by Kit Fisto and Nadar Vebb with their underwater-functional lightsabers. They move on Jolee Fishdo next who has a similar lightsaber; but is unable to defeat the two Jedi once he is double-teamed.
Voltron, being spared from the submarine's weaponry delivers the killing blow against Quintessa, extinguishing her spark, while Mira directs the full power of her red lantern ring at Black Lantern Supes. This normally would not have been enough to destroy the powerful foe, but as the water was permeated with the power of the other lantern rings from that of Kyle Raynor they combined the power and destroyed him. This allows Superboy Prime to divert his attention to Voltron, he is aided by Fisto and Vebb in the attack. Sky Lynx attacks the core of Computron breaking the Gestalt apart but doing great damage to both its bird and beast sections as well. The five Technibots regroup as a team of five and are able to take out both parts of Sky Lynx but only Lightspeed and Afterburner survive the final battle.
Captain Tarpals, Afterburner, Lightspeed, Ice, and Ewok Scout all join the attack on Voltron, while White Lantern Swamp Thing decides that he must finally take control of this contest and unleash the full power at his disposal. Swamp Thing does so; but although his power is intense in this setting, it is nothing compared to the full power of the ocean that is unleashed upon him by Aquaman and Mira. The husband and wife sea-master Duo work together to take down Swamp Thing, who in his last breath looks over to see his final teammate Voltron being destroyed by the plethora of tiny minions surrounding him.
The Empire is: Full Spectrum Kyle Raynor, White Lantern Swamp Thing, Jolee Fishdo, Sky Lynx, Black Lantern Superman, Voltron (of The Mid Universe), Korg, Meek, Jaws (2), Jaws (3), Jason Voorhies, Vampire #1-10, Thinking Machine #1-8, & 12 Sardakaur Terror Troops.
Kyle Raynor, in possession and control of the Full Spectrum of light and power creates an aura protecting the entirety of his team. Swamp Thing directs the White Lantern power as well as his own natural powers to create a natural seaweed/plant protection area around the aura itself as a first line of defense.
Aquaman and Mira lead their squad in cautiously and surround the aura. The Technibots, Quintessa, and the Submarine begin to bombard the aura with projectiles, in an attempt to weaken it. Swamp Thing begins controlling the algae outside the aura to attack the Dino-Mites, while Raynor sends out Black Lantern Superman and the two Jaws sharks as the first wave. Sky Lynx and Voltron follow, with the Vampires and Thinking Machines swimming out after them.
Aquaman regrettably makes the two Great White Sharks attack each other resulting in a double death, while Quintessa and Voltron lock into a pitched battle alongside Superboy Prime and Black Lantern Superman doing the same. The Technibots merge to form Computron and are met by their old ally Sky Lynx.
Cassian's submarine takes aim at the core of Voltron, with a shot that can clearly take out the giant Gestalt; but Jar Jar Binks is swimming directly in the line of fire. Captain Tarpals begins to wave furiously at his bombad General; but Jar Jar just stupidly looks his way and gestures: “mEeSa”.... The Sub holds their fire; and in the meantime is bombarded by the lasgun blasts of the Thinking Machines. The sub begins to take on water when Grey Diamond says out loud: “I sure wish we could of got that aura destroyed before our sub went down”. Uni-Baby hears this and coincidence or not, a shot from the Super Scope Six of Captain Tarpals hits the aura and brings the energy field down. The Powers of the lantern rings go fully uncontrolled by the struggling Raynor who begins to drown without the rings to protect him along with his teammates Korg, Meek, Jason, and the Sardakaur. The Ghostbusters, using their proton packs manage to destroy the Thinking Machines attacking the Submarine before the sub inevitably floods with water and kills all on board. The Vampires surround the befuddled Jar Jar and rip him apart; but are then taken out one by one by Kit Fisto and Nadar Vebb with their underwater-functional lightsabers. They move on Jolee Fishdo next who has a similar lightsaber; but is unable to defeat the two Jedi once he is double-teamed.
Voltron, being spared from the submarine's weaponry delivers the killing blow against Quintessa, extinguishing her spark, while Mira directs the full power of her red lantern ring at Black Lantern Supes. This normally would not have been enough to destroy the powerful foe, but as the water was permeated with the power of the other lantern rings from that of Kyle Raynor they combined the power and destroyed him. This allows Superboy Prime to divert his attention to Voltron, he is aided by Fisto and Vebb in the attack. Sky Lynx attacks the core of Computron breaking the Gestalt apart but doing great damage to both its bird and beast sections as well. The five Technibots regroup as a team of five and are able to take out both parts of Sky Lynx but only Lightspeed and Afterburner survive the final battle.
Captain Tarpals, Afterburner, Lightspeed, Ice, and Ewok Scout all join the attack on Voltron, while White Lantern Swamp Thing decides that he must finally take control of this contest and unleash the full power at his disposal. Swamp Thing does so; but although his power is intense in this setting, it is nothing compared to the full power of the ocean that is unleashed upon him by Aquaman and Mira. The husband and wife sea-master Duo work together to take down Swamp Thing, who in his last breath looks over to see his final teammate Voltron being destroyed by the plethora of tiny minions surrounding him.
Week 3 Consortium:
TEAM: The Houslander Lantern Spectrum Team: White Lantern Josh, Star Sapphire & Yellow Lantern Laya, Green & Blue Lantern Alex, Indigo & Red Lantern Scarlet, Orange Lantern Grayson, & Black Lantern Zoe, Jedi Knight Laya, Young Jedi Knight Alex, Jedi Padawan Scarlet, & Jedi Youngling Grayson, Superboy, Cyborg Superman, Sharkticon #1-10, Cy-Kill, Crasher, Cop-Tor, Leader One, Emerald Weapon, Warpath, Jazz, Bumblebee, Cliff Jumper, & Nightbird.
Super Kitties: Ocean Master, Hades, Squirtle, Aqualad, Athena, Phibian #1-20, Ttanus, Blastois, Piplup, Aphrodite, & Tomar Tu, (The rest) In a Submarine: Captain Pike (in command), Clark Griffin, Bellamy Blake, John Murphy, Octavia Blake, Raven Reyes, Lexa, Indra, Modi, & Marty Green, Jesse Quick, HR, Impulse, Killer Frost, Joe West, Vibe, & Iris West, Magnus Bane, Finich O' Dare (w/ a Trident), Sub-Zero, & Space Trooper #1-3.
TEAM: The Houslander Lantern Spectrum Team: White Lantern Josh, Star Sapphire & Yellow Lantern Laya, Green & Blue Lantern Alex, Indigo & Red Lantern Scarlet, Orange Lantern Grayson, & Black Lantern Zoe, Jedi Knight Laya, Young Jedi Knight Alex, Jedi Padawan Scarlet, & Jedi Youngling Grayson, Superboy, Cyborg Superman, Sharkticon #1-10, Cy-Kill, Crasher, Cop-Tor, Leader One, Emerald Weapon, Warpath, Jazz, Bumblebee, Cliff Jumper, & Nightbird.
Super Kitties: Ocean Master, Hades, Squirtle, Aqualad, Athena, Phibian #1-20, Ttanus, Blastois, Piplup, Aphrodite, & Tomar Tu, (The rest) In a Submarine: Captain Pike (in command), Clark Griffin, Bellamy Blake, John Murphy, Octavia Blake, Raven Reyes, Lexa, Indra, Modi, & Marty Green, Jesse Quick, HR, Impulse, Killer Frost, Joe West, Vibe, & Iris West, Magnus Bane, Finich O' Dare (w/ a Trident), Sub-Zero, & Space Trooper #1-3.
Monday, March 23, 2020
Week 3: Striders V Sith Aids
Striders of Rohan: Hancock in a Frog Suit, Vampire Neo, White Lantern Hal Jordan, Rainbow Six Vanilla Operators, T-2, T-3, Thorin Oakenshield, Bifur, Bofer, Bombur, Balin, Dwalin, Oin, Gloin, Fili, Kili, Ori, Nori, Dori, Bilbo Baggins, Grishnackh, Grima Wormtongue, Elon Musk, Robert Downey Jr., Juwan Howard, John Quincey Adams, Agent 47, Alan Trammel, Barry Sanders, Fedayeen #1-3, Kylo Ren w/ Red Lantern Ring, Duncan Idaho Ghola #4
Sith Aids: The Fallen (4 Deaths), Jet Jaguar, Sharkticon #1-10 #1-2 8-10 have 4 deaths #3-7 have 3 deaths, The Dinobots (Grimlock, Slag, Snarl, Sludge, Swoop), Predacons (Razorclaw, Divebomb, Headstrong, Rampage, Tantrum), The Pretender Monsters (Birdbrain, Bristleback, Icepick, Scowl, Slog, Wildfly), Voltron (Voltron #1-5), Insecticons (Chop Shop, Venom, Ransack, Barrage), Thunderstrike, Watto
Kylo Ren w/ Red Lantern Ring, Hancock in a Frog Suit, Vampire Neo, White Lantern Hal Jordan (Being the only capable fighters) Watch as the Rainbow Six Vanilla Operators, Thorin Oakenshield, Bifur, Bofer, Bombur, Balin, Dwalin, Oin, Gloin, Fili, Kili, Ori, Nori, Dori, Bilbo Baggins, Grishnack, Grima Wormtongue, Elon Musk, Robert Downey Jr., Juwan Howard, John Quincey Adams, Agent 47, Alan Trammel, Barry Sanders, Fedayeen #1-3 and Duncan Idaho Ghola #4 all begin to tread water. Over the horizon the treaders see a small winged creature approaching, Hailing as a messager, the Striders see what he has to say. The Toydarian known as Watto begins to speak “So, you wanna surrender-uh, save us alotta time,” Hal Jordan asks “Maybe we can work something else out” But Watto exclaims “Your credits are no good here.” The Striders refusing to give up, decide to kill the messenger to hopefully buy some time. Watto attempting to escape finds himself surrounded by Kylo Ren and Hancock, who deliver the biggest beat down this side of Flight 370. Watto utters his final remarks “No Republic Credits” before falling limp.
Shortly after the death of Watto, the Sharkticons coming from below begin to eat the treaders whole. Attempting to protect themselves they begin to thrash and land good hits on Sharkticons 3-7, but the other Sharkicons refuse to die today and continue to feast. Kylo, Hancock, Vampire Neo, and Hal all want to help, but the water is mixing with the blood of their allies to quickly and they lose sight of their friends. Suddenly Barry Sanders erupts from the crimson water with the head of Sharkticon #1, But Sharkticon #2 follows swallowing the star running back whole. With everyone else dead, the 4 Survivors contact T-2 and T-3, who were given the task of scouting the ocean floor. “Large Masses Detected” “Metallic Beings Detected”. Kylo Ren w/ Red Lantern Ring, Hancock in a Frog Suit, Vampire Neo, White Lantern Hal Jordan now know that there is a much larger threat looming below and move to strike. The remaining Sharkticons cant stand up to the power of the remaining Striders and are destroyed. Sith Aids are prepared though and Scowl begins to screech rendering the Striders disoriented. The Pretender Monsters with Thunderstrike decide to fight Hancock, while the Predacons with Jet Jaguar will try to defeat Neo, The Dinobots with Voltron will battle Kylo, and the Insecticons and The Fallen will fight Hal Jordan.
With the Striders heavily outnumbered, Sith Aids is seeing victory on the horizons. Hancock is able to destroy Wildfly and Scowl, as they both were annoying him, before receiving a direct hit from Thunderstrike and his Mace. Neo is able to dodge well from the Jet Jaguar, but before he knows it he is backed right into the Predacons who destroy the vampire. Kylo, using the power of the ring, is able to stall for long enough that T-2 and T-3 are able to climb the legs of Voltron, before initiating self destruct knocking out Voltron. Kylo does his best slashing the Dinobots and Slag and Snarl are cut into bits before the rest of the bots get their hands on him. Using the force he is able to crush Swoop, but now with an opening, Grimlock delivers a killing blow. Hal Jordan and The Fallen are in a 1v1 Melee Rumble, with the first Decepticon delivering massive blows, and the lone Lantern conjuring a defense for every attack. Hal begins to use the Insecticons to block his attacks. Picking up Ransack and Venom with the power of the ring, they are smashed by their teammate who will win at any cost. But now Barrage and Chop Shop are not going to let them fight solo. And before he knows it he finds his back under attack from the two bots. With the three bots crashing down on Hal, he has no choice but to use the full power of the ring. With the last of his energy, he attempts an all-out attack on his opponents. Damaging the Fallen heavily, he looks to make the final blow, but just as he begins Chop Shop take the hits, allowing the Fallen to deliver a killing blow.
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