Points: 20
Prize: Proton Pack & Nintendo Zapper
Setting: Nick's House
-The Abomitrons Vs. Oblivio
-Bruce's Bodacious Bullies Vs. Built Ford Tough
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. PMS
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. The Transfoamers
-Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Logical Genocide
-Alice's Wonder Team Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy
-Hayley's Comets Vs. Brock Sampson's Murderflies
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Play-Off Semi-Finals
Points: 700
Prize: Purple Lightsaber & Aircraft Carrier
Setting: The Play-Off Planet
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. The Untouchables
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. TEAM
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. George Washington's Slaves
-Better Than All of You Vs. The Right Wing
Prize: Purple Lightsaber & Aircraft Carrier
Setting: The Play-Off Planet
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. The Untouchables
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. TEAM
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. George Washington's Slaves
-Better Than All of You Vs. The Right Wing
Season Three: Consolation Matches: Week 1: PMS vs. The Abomitrons
PMS is Blue Devil & Storm Trooper #49
The Abomitrons are Mario, Luigi & Ewok #47
Mario and Luigi are beyond excited to be in a Zelda game. It has been a dream of theirs ever since the first Legend of Zelda game came out. They remember the day they first played that game like it was yesterday. The complexity of it all just made their heads spin. As they walked through the gorgeous looking castle, they wondered who they were going to be playing today. They were naturally hoping it would be another video game character, as they loved to play against other characters like themselves.
The brothers Mario were wondering if there was going to be any power ups or mushrooms in the castle, as they felt kind of bare without even a fire suit for protection. The two brothers who were walking with Ewok #47 were enjoying their time in the castle, taking in the sights and feel of the place.
The three of them were having a grand old time when out of nowhere, a large amount of noise began to fill the building. The Abomitron members each grabbed a sword from the wall and waited for an attack. They could hear the noises coming from everywhere, but still they could not see anything. Then from up above, Mario was shot in the arm from a blaster rifle. Mario dropped his sword and grabbed his arm. Luigi tended to his brother and before either of them could stop him, the Ewok went running up stairs to find the person that shot his teammate.
The Strom Trooper could hear someone coming for him but he was not worried. He was confident in his training and didn’t doubt himself for a second. The Ewok charged the trooper but before he was able to inflict any damage, he was shot several times in the stomach. As the Ewok lied dying on the ground, he managed to throw his spear into the leg of the Storm Trooper, damaging his armor. The spear didn’t actually go through his leg, but it did leave one heck of a hole in the white leg gear.
Mario had since stood up and had Luigi wrap his arm. He was shot in his left arm, which meant he was still able to hold a sword in his right hand. The two Italian brothers were walking through the castle in an attempt to locate their opponent. They figured that the Ewok died on his mission to find Mario’s attacker, so they didn’t even bother to go after him. After the rough season that the Abomitron members had this year, they had gotten used to the idea of just trying to end their matches as soon as possible. Usually the longer the match dragged on, the less chance they seemed to have at winning.
Mario and Luigi finally made contact with their opponent, immediately wishing that they had stayed hidden. Mario turns to his brother and says, “Oh I remember this guy, I always thought he was kind of a stupid character”. Luigi then replied to Mario and said, “Really, I always thought he was kind of awesome. I mean, I want to kill him right now, but I thought he was always a pretty cool character”.
Blue Devil then looked at both of them and said, “You do know I can hear you right?” They both shook their heads and then tried to attack the blue colored demon with little success. Blue Devil took a couple hits from the brothers’ swords, but his healing factor quickly took care of that. He then looked at Mario’s arm and realized that he was injured. This made him turn his attention to Luigi, as he plunged his trident directly into the face of the now dead plumber.
Mario is now furious, as he really hates it when someone kills his brother. Mario then picks up Luigi’s sword and jam’s both swords into the stomach of his opponent. Blue Devil let’s out a loud cry and screams “No” very loudly. He then looks down at Mario and says, “I’m just kidding, I mean it did hurt, but not that bad”. Blue Devil then snaps Mario’s neck and pulls both swords out of his stomach. He waits a minute for his wounds to heal and then walks over to the center of the castle and calls up to his teammate.
Blue Devil: “Hey man, you can come down. It’s all over.”
The Storm Trooper walks down with his helmet off. He has a look of disappointment on his face.
Blue Devil: “Hey man, why so blue? (Laughs at his own comment) I don’t have a choice in the matter but what’s up with you?”
Storm Trooper #49: “That stupid Ewok busted up my leg armor.”
Blue Devil: (With complete sarcasm) “Oh wow, that’s terrible man. You gonna be okay?”
Storm Trooper #49: “Come on man, this stuff’s not cheap.”
Blue Devil: “Not cheap, you get if for free.”
Storm Trooper #49: “Yeah, your first set of armor is free. After that though, it is up to you to take care of the up keep.”
Blue Devil: “Don’t sweat it man, just let me make you a new set. I’m sure I could make something better then that suit anyways.”
Storm Trooper #49: “Yeah, I suppose you’re right.”
Blue Devil: “Plus, we just won the Star Sapphire ring. You never know, maybe you’ll get it.”
Storm Trooper #49: “I don’t want that thing, I already wear this ridiculous suit of armor, what do you think they would say about me if I had one of those rings.”
Blue Devil: “Trust me man, you could put on Batman’s costume and people would still be making fun of you.”
Storm Trooper #49: “Wow, I really love being on this team. I wonder why we only won two games this season?”
Blue Devil: “Probably because of you man, I mean, you let an Ewok injure your armor didn’t you?”
Storm Trooper #49 begins to reply back when he realizes that shutting up is probably the only way this conversation is ever going to end.
The Abomitrons: All Dead
PMS: Blue Devil and Storm Trooper #49 both survived. (Well, unless you count Storm Trooper #49’s pride, that was damaged quite extensively.)
PMS is Victorious!!!
The Abomitrons are Mario, Luigi & Ewok #47
Mario and Luigi are beyond excited to be in a Zelda game. It has been a dream of theirs ever since the first Legend of Zelda game came out. They remember the day they first played that game like it was yesterday. The complexity of it all just made their heads spin. As they walked through the gorgeous looking castle, they wondered who they were going to be playing today. They were naturally hoping it would be another video game character, as they loved to play against other characters like themselves.
The brothers Mario were wondering if there was going to be any power ups or mushrooms in the castle, as they felt kind of bare without even a fire suit for protection. The two brothers who were walking with Ewok #47 were enjoying their time in the castle, taking in the sights and feel of the place.
The three of them were having a grand old time when out of nowhere, a large amount of noise began to fill the building. The Abomitron members each grabbed a sword from the wall and waited for an attack. They could hear the noises coming from everywhere, but still they could not see anything. Then from up above, Mario was shot in the arm from a blaster rifle. Mario dropped his sword and grabbed his arm. Luigi tended to his brother and before either of them could stop him, the Ewok went running up stairs to find the person that shot his teammate.
The Strom Trooper could hear someone coming for him but he was not worried. He was confident in his training and didn’t doubt himself for a second. The Ewok charged the trooper but before he was able to inflict any damage, he was shot several times in the stomach. As the Ewok lied dying on the ground, he managed to throw his spear into the leg of the Storm Trooper, damaging his armor. The spear didn’t actually go through his leg, but it did leave one heck of a hole in the white leg gear.
Mario had since stood up and had Luigi wrap his arm. He was shot in his left arm, which meant he was still able to hold a sword in his right hand. The two Italian brothers were walking through the castle in an attempt to locate their opponent. They figured that the Ewok died on his mission to find Mario’s attacker, so they didn’t even bother to go after him. After the rough season that the Abomitron members had this year, they had gotten used to the idea of just trying to end their matches as soon as possible. Usually the longer the match dragged on, the less chance they seemed to have at winning.
Mario and Luigi finally made contact with their opponent, immediately wishing that they had stayed hidden. Mario turns to his brother and says, “Oh I remember this guy, I always thought he was kind of a stupid character”. Luigi then replied to Mario and said, “Really, I always thought he was kind of awesome. I mean, I want to kill him right now, but I thought he was always a pretty cool character”.
Blue Devil then looked at both of them and said, “You do know I can hear you right?” They both shook their heads and then tried to attack the blue colored demon with little success. Blue Devil took a couple hits from the brothers’ swords, but his healing factor quickly took care of that. He then looked at Mario’s arm and realized that he was injured. This made him turn his attention to Luigi, as he plunged his trident directly into the face of the now dead plumber.
Mario is now furious, as he really hates it when someone kills his brother. Mario then picks up Luigi’s sword and jam’s both swords into the stomach of his opponent. Blue Devil let’s out a loud cry and screams “No” very loudly. He then looks down at Mario and says, “I’m just kidding, I mean it did hurt, but not that bad”. Blue Devil then snaps Mario’s neck and pulls both swords out of his stomach. He waits a minute for his wounds to heal and then walks over to the center of the castle and calls up to his teammate.
Blue Devil: “Hey man, you can come down. It’s all over.”
The Storm Trooper walks down with his helmet off. He has a look of disappointment on his face.
Blue Devil: “Hey man, why so blue? (Laughs at his own comment) I don’t have a choice in the matter but what’s up with you?”
Storm Trooper #49: “That stupid Ewok busted up my leg armor.”
Blue Devil: (With complete sarcasm) “Oh wow, that’s terrible man. You gonna be okay?”
Storm Trooper #49: “Come on man, this stuff’s not cheap.”
Blue Devil: “Not cheap, you get if for free.”
Storm Trooper #49: “Yeah, your first set of armor is free. After that though, it is up to you to take care of the up keep.”
Blue Devil: “Don’t sweat it man, just let me make you a new set. I’m sure I could make something better then that suit anyways.”
Storm Trooper #49: “Yeah, I suppose you’re right.”
Blue Devil: “Plus, we just won the Star Sapphire ring. You never know, maybe you’ll get it.”
Storm Trooper #49: “I don’t want that thing, I already wear this ridiculous suit of armor, what do you think they would say about me if I had one of those rings.”
Blue Devil: “Trust me man, you could put on Batman’s costume and people would still be making fun of you.”
Storm Trooper #49: “Wow, I really love being on this team. I wonder why we only won two games this season?”
Blue Devil: “Probably because of you man, I mean, you let an Ewok injure your armor didn’t you?”
Storm Trooper #49 begins to reply back when he realizes that shutting up is probably the only way this conversation is ever going to end.
The Abomitrons: All Dead
PMS: Blue Devil and Storm Trooper #49 both survived. (Well, unless you count Storm Trooper #49’s pride, that was damaged quite extensively.)
PMS is Victorious!!!
Season Three: Consolation Matches: Week 1: The Syracuse Valley vs. Oblivio
The Syracuse Valley is Xenomorph #100
Oblivio is Chucky (w/ a Yellow Power Ring & a red light saber)
Hyrule Castle has been deserted for years.
Darkness has overtaken much of the space within it.
Xenomorph #100 slowly shuffles through the lifeless building looking for his opponent.
Strange noises fill the castle.
The alien moves through it as if he has entered into a dream.
A tree stands in the middle of a room, as to tell the story of how long this place has been deserted.
The alien turns around and sees the figure of a man.
The man speaks to him but makes no noise.
The alien immediately swings his tail around to make an attack, but the man disappears.
The alien stands there confused, wondering what is going on.
Chucky looks down at the alien from up above in the rafters.
The sinister doll laughs as he looks at his lantern ring.
Fear is the one thing that Chucky knows very well.
The alien moves through different rooms, only to become more confused by the minute.
Chucky goes in for the kill but the alien vanishes.
The angry doll is out of sorts, not knowing what just happened.
The alien looks at the ground and realizes he is lying in bed.
The bed is covered in dirt and rocks.
The alien stands up and tries to speak to Chucky.
Xenomorph #100: “Mruh, Mruh, Mruh”
Chucky hears the speaking and replies back to him.
Chucky: “Spe, spe, sheeewwww.”
The two combatants understand each other completely.
Chucky is standing in the room with the alien.
The alien feels lost and his mind starts to fade away.
Chucky sees the alien’s mental collapse and just stares at him without making a move.
The alien runs around the room and begins to spin out of control.
Chucky considers using his light saber and then realizes it is already in the chest of the alien.
The alien spins out of control a bit longer and then falls to the ground.
Chucky takes his light saber out of the chest of the alien and attaches it back on his belt.
The alien begins to quickly decompose back into the earth of the castle.
Chucky watches the alien become one with the earth.
The alien fully disappears and leaves Chucky all alone.
Chucky then goes to the ground floor and throws his ring to the ground.
He then lies on the ground and tries to go to sleep.
The shadow of a man appears behind him on the wall.
Chucky slips into a slumber while the castle fades to black.
The Syracuse Valley: All Dead
Oblivio: Chucky survives.
Oblivio is Victorious!!!
Oblivio is Chucky (w/ a Yellow Power Ring & a red light saber)
Hyrule Castle has been deserted for years.
Darkness has overtaken much of the space within it.
Xenomorph #100 slowly shuffles through the lifeless building looking for his opponent.
Strange noises fill the castle.
The alien moves through it as if he has entered into a dream.
A tree stands in the middle of a room, as to tell the story of how long this place has been deserted.
The alien turns around and sees the figure of a man.
The man speaks to him but makes no noise.
The alien immediately swings his tail around to make an attack, but the man disappears.
The alien stands there confused, wondering what is going on.
Chucky looks down at the alien from up above in the rafters.
The sinister doll laughs as he looks at his lantern ring.
Fear is the one thing that Chucky knows very well.
The alien moves through different rooms, only to become more confused by the minute.
Chucky goes in for the kill but the alien vanishes.
The angry doll is out of sorts, not knowing what just happened.
The alien looks at the ground and realizes he is lying in bed.
The bed is covered in dirt and rocks.
The alien stands up and tries to speak to Chucky.
Xenomorph #100: “Mruh, Mruh, Mruh”
Chucky hears the speaking and replies back to him.
Chucky: “Spe, spe, sheeewwww.”
The two combatants understand each other completely.
Chucky is standing in the room with the alien.
The alien feels lost and his mind starts to fade away.
Chucky sees the alien’s mental collapse and just stares at him without making a move.
The alien runs around the room and begins to spin out of control.
Chucky considers using his light saber and then realizes it is already in the chest of the alien.
The alien spins out of control a bit longer and then falls to the ground.
Chucky takes his light saber out of the chest of the alien and attaches it back on his belt.
The alien begins to quickly decompose back into the earth of the castle.
Chucky watches the alien become one with the earth.
The alien fully disappears and leaves Chucky all alone.
Chucky then goes to the ground floor and throws his ring to the ground.
He then lies on the ground and tries to go to sleep.
The shadow of a man appears behind him on the wall.
Chucky slips into a slumber while the castle fades to black.
The Syracuse Valley: All Dead
Oblivio: Chucky survives.
Oblivio is Victorious!!!
Monday, June 7, 2010
Xavier's Annihilation Squad vs Better Than All of You
Xavier's Annihilation Squad is Ursa, Supergirl, Mary Embry, G-girl, Supreme, Radar, Suprema (w/ a blue lantern ring), Silver Racer (w/ a green lantern ring), Kalibak, Metron, Spider-Woman, & Sailor Moon.
Better Than All of You is Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), Thanos, Agent Smith, The Terminator (from T-1). The Terminator (from T-2), Gandalf the White, Loki & Bartleby, Gray Hulk, Abomination, Zombie Phoenix, Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow, & Slymenstra Hymen in a Mail Jeep.
Though they barely snuck into this year’s Playoffs, Better Than All of You has shown up ready to dish out the ass whuppin’ of the season to Xavier’s Annihilation Squad. But, Ursa and her team have no intentions of losing two straight matches after starting the season out at 10 and 0. Silver Racer streaks through the sky with his Green Lantern ring as Ursa and her fearsome female force take point in the air. “Man, they’ll give anyone a Green Lantern ring in this Leauge,” Hal Jordan says to himself. The true GL flies up after Silver Racer and the two engage each other in a well pitched (that’s for you Becks) dogfight. In the end, it’s experience that wins the battle, as Hal blasts Silver Racer apart with some green energy missiles. Down on the ground, Kalibak finds himself surrounded by Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow. Judging by their size differences, one would believe that the ninjas are far more quick and agile, but this surprisingly isn’t the case. Storm Shadow is smashed into the ground by Kalibak’s Beta Club. Snake Eyes leaps up on top of Kalibak’s shoulders and unloads a clip into the back of his head, but it does very little to no damage at all. He grabs a hold of Snake Eyes’ legs and proceeds to rip him in half like a wishbone. Thanos then appears before Kalibak. “Father?” he mistakenly says to Thanos. “No. Not father,” the Mad Titan responds as he vaporizes Kalibak with his vast cosmic powers. Slymenstra Hymen tears ass down the streets of the city in her Mail Jeep as Sailor Moon is hot on her tail. Slymenstra crashes the Mail Jeep into a light pole, and is motionless at the steering wheel. Sailor Moon flies in to finish the job, but Slymenstra is playing possum. She grabs a hold of Sailor Moon in bear hug and drives the spikes from her metal bra deep into Sailor Moon’s chest. Supergirl then flies in and without stopping; knock’s Hymen’s head clean off. Ursa and Mary Embry then fly in together and simultaneously tackle Gray Hulk and Abomination. Ursa wraps Abomination up in a sleeper hold and lobotomizes him with her heat vision. Mary Embry trades blows with Gray Hulk, who is beginning to gain the advantage over her. But Suprema with her Blue Lantern ring flies in to tip the scales. The two of them overwhelm, and defeat Gray Hulk. Up in the sky Supreme and Radar are being attacked by the fallen angels, Loki and Bartleby. Loki grabs a hold of Radar and breaks the neck of the super-dog. They get some help from Agent Smith and the three of them put down Supreme. G-Girl swoops in ands drop kicks the Terminator from T-2. She starts whaling away on him, but he grabs a hold of her arm and breaks it. The Terminator from T-1 then comes up from behind her and wraps her in a full nelson. This allows T-2 to jam his fist into her chest and pull out her still beating heart. Metron then decides it’s time to make his presence felt. He appears before Loki and Bartleby and vaporizes their angel wings causing both to plummet to their final deaths. He then teleports in front of Gandalf the White, who was actually hoping for this to happen. Metron, someone who is very rarely, if ever, surprised, is caught off guard by Gandalf’s preparation. The wizard hits Metron with a powerful blast of magic, which knocks him right out of his Mobius Chair. He then pulls out his sword, Glamdring and runs Metron through with it. Thanos then appears and steals the Mobius Chair. The female force from Xavier’s Annihilation Squad regroups as their backs are now up against a wall. Zombie Phoenix flies in straight for them and unleashes her Phoenix Force, killing Mary Embry in the process. Supergirl zips in and tears the rotting head off of Phoenix before she can do anymore damage. We are not officially down to the Men vs the Women. Suprema protects Ursa with a blue energy shield as she swoops in right for Gandalf the White. He is trying to break through the energy shield with his magic, but to no avail. Ursa comes in and deals a fatal right cross to the powerful wizard. Supergirl and Ursa then move onto the Terminators. They may have been able to defeat G-Girl with some ease, but these two women aren’t as easily killed. Supergirl doesn’t even stop as she flies right through T-2. Ursa then claps her hands together around T-1’s skull and crushes it. Hal Jordan meanwhile, utilizes the fact that a Blue Lantern ring is in his vicinity and is able to get his ring powered up to 200%. He then actually attacks Suprema, who is unable to defend this attack and falls quite quickly to Hal. His ring then, however, returns to its normal charge. Agent Smith grabs a hold of Spider Woman and reaches into her chest turning her into another Agent Smith. Ursa and Supergirl then find themselves as the two remaining members of the Annihilation Squad. Ursa takes the Agent Smiths as Supergirl goes after Hal Jordan. Ursa quickly kills one of the Agent Smiths, but is knocked to the ground by the real one. She then unleashes a powerful blast of heat vision that even Agent Smith is unable to dodge as is killed by it. She then flies up to aid Supergirl, but she is blasted in the back by Thanos, who had reappeared in the Mobius Chair. He gets out of the chair and flies over to the fallen Ursa. He grabs her by the throat and smiles as he slowly crushes the very life from her. Supergirl is holding her own against Hal Jordan, but then Thanos blindsides her with a blast of cosmic power, which stuns her, allowing Hal Jordan the time to finally finish her off. And in a stunning upset…
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCES TO THE SEMI-FINALS!!
Xavier's Annihilation Squad: All dead.
Better Than All of You: Hal Jordan and Thanos survive.
Better Than All of You is Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), Thanos, Agent Smith, The Terminator (from T-1). The Terminator (from T-2), Gandalf the White, Loki & Bartleby, Gray Hulk, Abomination, Zombie Phoenix, Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow, & Slymenstra Hymen in a Mail Jeep.
Though they barely snuck into this year’s Playoffs, Better Than All of You has shown up ready to dish out the ass whuppin’ of the season to Xavier’s Annihilation Squad. But, Ursa and her team have no intentions of losing two straight matches after starting the season out at 10 and 0. Silver Racer streaks through the sky with his Green Lantern ring as Ursa and her fearsome female force take point in the air. “Man, they’ll give anyone a Green Lantern ring in this Leauge,” Hal Jordan says to himself. The true GL flies up after Silver Racer and the two engage each other in a well pitched (that’s for you Becks) dogfight. In the end, it’s experience that wins the battle, as Hal blasts Silver Racer apart with some green energy missiles. Down on the ground, Kalibak finds himself surrounded by Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow. Judging by their size differences, one would believe that the ninjas are far more quick and agile, but this surprisingly isn’t the case. Storm Shadow is smashed into the ground by Kalibak’s Beta Club. Snake Eyes leaps up on top of Kalibak’s shoulders and unloads a clip into the back of his head, but it does very little to no damage at all. He grabs a hold of Snake Eyes’ legs and proceeds to rip him in half like a wishbone. Thanos then appears before Kalibak. “Father?” he mistakenly says to Thanos. “No. Not father,” the Mad Titan responds as he vaporizes Kalibak with his vast cosmic powers. Slymenstra Hymen tears ass down the streets of the city in her Mail Jeep as Sailor Moon is hot on her tail. Slymenstra crashes the Mail Jeep into a light pole, and is motionless at the steering wheel. Sailor Moon flies in to finish the job, but Slymenstra is playing possum. She grabs a hold of Sailor Moon in bear hug and drives the spikes from her metal bra deep into Sailor Moon’s chest. Supergirl then flies in and without stopping; knock’s Hymen’s head clean off. Ursa and Mary Embry then fly in together and simultaneously tackle Gray Hulk and Abomination. Ursa wraps Abomination up in a sleeper hold and lobotomizes him with her heat vision. Mary Embry trades blows with Gray Hulk, who is beginning to gain the advantage over her. But Suprema with her Blue Lantern ring flies in to tip the scales. The two of them overwhelm, and defeat Gray Hulk. Up in the sky Supreme and Radar are being attacked by the fallen angels, Loki and Bartleby. Loki grabs a hold of Radar and breaks the neck of the super-dog. They get some help from Agent Smith and the three of them put down Supreme. G-Girl swoops in ands drop kicks the Terminator from T-2. She starts whaling away on him, but he grabs a hold of her arm and breaks it. The Terminator from T-1 then comes up from behind her and wraps her in a full nelson. This allows T-2 to jam his fist into her chest and pull out her still beating heart. Metron then decides it’s time to make his presence felt. He appears before Loki and Bartleby and vaporizes their angel wings causing both to plummet to their final deaths. He then teleports in front of Gandalf the White, who was actually hoping for this to happen. Metron, someone who is very rarely, if ever, surprised, is caught off guard by Gandalf’s preparation. The wizard hits Metron with a powerful blast of magic, which knocks him right out of his Mobius Chair. He then pulls out his sword, Glamdring and runs Metron through with it. Thanos then appears and steals the Mobius Chair. The female force from Xavier’s Annihilation Squad regroups as their backs are now up against a wall. Zombie Phoenix flies in straight for them and unleashes her Phoenix Force, killing Mary Embry in the process. Supergirl zips in and tears the rotting head off of Phoenix before she can do anymore damage. We are not officially down to the Men vs the Women. Suprema protects Ursa with a blue energy shield as she swoops in right for Gandalf the White. He is trying to break through the energy shield with his magic, but to no avail. Ursa comes in and deals a fatal right cross to the powerful wizard. Supergirl and Ursa then move onto the Terminators. They may have been able to defeat G-Girl with some ease, but these two women aren’t as easily killed. Supergirl doesn’t even stop as she flies right through T-2. Ursa then claps her hands together around T-1’s skull and crushes it. Hal Jordan meanwhile, utilizes the fact that a Blue Lantern ring is in his vicinity and is able to get his ring powered up to 200%. He then actually attacks Suprema, who is unable to defend this attack and falls quite quickly to Hal. His ring then, however, returns to its normal charge. Agent Smith grabs a hold of Spider Woman and reaches into her chest turning her into another Agent Smith. Ursa and Supergirl then find themselves as the two remaining members of the Annihilation Squad. Ursa takes the Agent Smiths as Supergirl goes after Hal Jordan. Ursa quickly kills one of the Agent Smiths, but is knocked to the ground by the real one. She then unleashes a powerful blast of heat vision that even Agent Smith is unable to dodge as is killed by it. She then flies up to aid Supergirl, but she is blasted in the back by Thanos, who had reappeared in the Mobius Chair. He gets out of the chair and flies over to the fallen Ursa. He grabs her by the throat and smiles as he slowly crushes the very life from her. Supergirl is holding her own against Hal Jordan, but then Thanos blindsides her with a blast of cosmic power, which stuns her, allowing Hal Jordan the time to finally finish her off. And in a stunning upset…
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCES TO THE SEMI-FINALS!!
Xavier's Annihilation Squad: All dead.
Better Than All of You: Hal Jordan and Thanos survive.
Former Pop Superstar Hannah Montana and President Barrack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos vs Le' Napoleon's Brigade
Hannah and Barrack's Commandos are Dave Bowman (w/ green lantern ring), Numnius (w/ blue lantern ring), Rodimus Prime, Orion Pax, (movie) Jetfire, Black Adam, Parallax, Bizarro Superman, Agamemnon (w/ a Red Lantern ring), Juno, Zombie Darkseid, Dora w/ Backpack, Boots, The Map, Benny, Eesa, & Tico.
Le' Napoleon's Brigade is (Golden Age) Wonder Woman in her Invisible Jet, Jetfire & Jetstorm, Metallo, (Kingdom Come) Flash, Red Lantern #1, Aquagirl, Zombie Wonder Girl, Wonder Woman, Skyfire, Gandalf the Gray, Darth Nihilus, Black Hand, Marcellus Wallace, Atrocitius, & Princess Leia Organa.
Wonder Woman, dressed in full armor, leads her team out onto the battlefield with Gandalf the Gray close by her side. “This team of Commandos have benefited greatly from a lackluster schedule. Let’s show them that we are still a force to be reckoned with!” shouts Wonder Woman. Golden Age Wonder Woman then zips by overhead aboard her Invisible Jet, with Jetfire and Jetstorm flanking her sides. They are met in the air by Juno and Red Lantern Agamemnon. The Clone Autobots fly around Agamemnon, hitting him with a combination of fire blasts and wind vortexes, but the Titan is able to fight through it with the aid of his Red Lantern ring. Skyfire then blast into the fray and helps tip the scales. He first targets the exact area where Agamemnon’s Red Lantern ring is located and blasts it from the Cymek. Next, Skyfire transforms in mid air, grabs a hold of Juno and uses his rockets to propel both of them right at Agamemnon, who is still being attacked by Jetfire and Jetstorm. Skyfire, then at the last moment, releases his grip on Juno and allows her to crash into Agamemnon, killing them both. The cocky Autobots are about the thank Skyfire for the assistance, but Bizarro swoops in and smashes right through Jetfire. Jetstorm tries to knock Bizarro away with his wind powers, but the backwards Superman uses his freeze vision to freeze Jetstorm. He then flies in and shatters him into a million pieces. Golden Age Wonder Woman then, opens the hatch of her Invisible Jet and lassos Bizarro with her Golden Lasso. She then pushes the jet to its limit, pulling Bizarro behind it. He finally grabs a hold of the lasso and yanks on it with all his might, which damages the jet badly. Golden Age Wonder Woman eject out of the cockpit moments before it explodes. She plummets down to the ground, but Parallax intercepts her fall and takes possession of her body. “Ahh. Finally a body worthy of my power,” Parallax says to himself as he takes off after members of Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade. Meanwhile, down on the ground of the Playoff Planet, Rodimus Prime leads most of the rest of the Commandos as they are all trying to gain a foothold on the city. Kingdom Come Flash is making it nearly impossible for them to make any headway though. Black Hand then sneaks up behind them and simply touches Benny, Eesa and Tico, killing all of them by draining their very life force from them. Rodimus Prime then blasts Black Hand away with his rifle. “Alright, Movie Jetfire, grab Dora and her gang and let’s get out of this alley,” orders Rodimus Prime. “Zombie Darkseid… well just try and not kill any of us. Black Adam, be on the look out for Wonder Woman.” “Uh, sir? Where am I to be during all this?” asks Orion Pax. “No more than two feet away from me. And that’s not negotiable,” responds Rodimus. Just then Atrocitus blasts one of the buildings by the Commandos. Every one is blown back apart from each other. Movie Jetfire courageously saves Orion Pax from being crushed by falling debris. “Orion!!” yells Rodimus. He races over to the building Movie Jetfire pulled Orion behind. “Orion,” says Rodimus Prime. “Get off of me!” yells Orion Pax to Movie Jetfire, who is kind of sitting on Orion. “Are you alright?” Rodimus asks Orion Pax. “Uhh! GET OFF OF ME!” Orion shouts again. “Yeah. I’m fine too Rodimus. Thanks,” quips Movie Jetfire. Rodimus Prime then extends his hand to Orion and helps him back to his feet. Movie Jetfire then takes off with Dora and her gang. “Why are you protecting me so much? And why haven’t I been able to fight even once since I was drafted?” asks Orion. “You have a great future in front of you. It’s the reason you were drafted in the first place. Your survival is the key to our team’s success,” replies Rodimus. “Now let’s get out of here and win this match. Zombie Darkseid manages to make his way to the water on the Playoff Planet. He is then attacked by the duo of Zombie Wonder Girl and Aquagirl. Though he is half dead, Zombie Darkseid’s powers are great. He grabs a hold of Aquagirl as she leaps out of the water and he crushes her in his grip. Zombie Wonder Girl is then incinerated by his Omega Beams. Wonder Woman then charges into action and slices Zombie Darkseid’s head clean off with her sword. Darth Nihilus, along with Red Lantern #1, attack Green Lantern Dave Bowman and Blue Lantern Numinus. However, the Red Lantern’s ring is nullified by Numinus Blue Lantern Ring. Dave Bowman then uses his Green Lantern ring and cosmic power to vaporize both attackers. Atrocitus then comes up from behind Numinus and shows the Blue Lantern what rage is all about. He melts a hold in the back of the cosmic being’s head with his rage vomit, before blasting through it. As Atrocitus comes out from the other end of Numinus’s head, Dave Bowman dematerlizes the Red Lantern. Skyfire then targets Movie Jetfire who is carrying Dora and her gang. He swoops in and launches an all out assault on the former Decepticon. Movie Jetfire receives heavy damage from the dual particle cannon shots. “¡Ah Boots de mierda! ¡Tenemos que expulsar antes es demasiado tarde!” shouts Dora as they eject just as Movie Jetfire explodes. Dora uses The Map as a parachute as Boots hangs on for dear life. Once they land safely on the ground, Boots immediately leaps onto Marcellus Wallace and viciously claws his face off. (I guess he wanted to take his face… off.) Kingdom Come Flash then races in and trounces The Map into the ground and come speeding back and kicks Dora into the atmosphere, killing both her and Backpack. The vicious Boots the loses his life to Princess Leia Organa’s expert marksmanship. Bizarro then slams down on the ground right in front of Metallo and the Princess. Metallo instantly tries to use his green Kryptonite heart on Bizarro, but unlike Superman, it has no effect on Bizarro. Metallo is then crushed into a ball and is used to pulverize Princess Leia. Parallax-Golden Age Wonder Woman then confronts Wonder Woman. Parallax tries to use this against Wonder Woman, but she is not to be stopped this day. She wraps her lasso around her possessed teammate and then drives her sword right through her chest, killing both Golden Age Wonder Woman and Parallax. Kingdom Come Flash is still moving throughout the Playoff Planet, that is until of course Black Adam shout “SHAZAM!” and causes a lightning bolt to hit Kingdom Come Flash. The living embodiment of the Speed Force disappears into the bolt. He then reappears right in front of a smirking Black Adam. Dave Bowman destroys Kingdome Come Flash with his vast cosmic powers. Black Adam then turns his attention to Skyfire, who has been devastating the ranks of the Commandos. He flies right at the transformer and plows right through the middle of Skyfire, thus finally ending his career in the FFL. Black Adam then lands back on the ground, but only to be attacked by Wonder Woman. The two powerhouses trade blows back and forth as Gandalf the Gray moves against Rodimus Prime and Orion Pax. Black Adam tries to hit Diana with a lightning bolt, but she blocks it with her shield. Wonder Woman then uppercuts him, which knocks him off of his feet. She then leaps up into the air and comes crashing down with her shield right on Black Adam’s neck, snapping it like a twig. Gandalf catches Rodimus Prime by surprise and hits him with a powerful blast of magic. Rodimus falls to one knee, but refuses to go down. He then is hit several more times with magic blasts, but he is resilient. Gandalf goes to hit Orion Pax with a blast of magic, but Rodimus leaps in the way and takes the hit. Rodimus Prime then manages to fire off one shot which hits and kills the wizard. The Autobot commander is mortally wounded and in his dying breaths, he says “Orion…earn this. Earn it.”
Rodimus Prime’s chest opens up and reveals the Matrix of Leadership. Orion Pax picks it up and places it in his chest. He can then hear Rodimus Prime’s voice speaking to him. “Arise, Optimus Prime. Fulfill your destiny.” Wonder Woman witnesses this entire transformation. “Not if I have anything to say about it!” she says to herself as she races right towards Optimus Prime. She leaps onto the Autobot and wraps her lasso around his neck. She pulls as hard as she can, but Optimus knocks her off. He pulls out his laser cannon rifle and takes aim at his attacker. “Do it!” Wonder Woman yells defiantly. He pulls the trigger and ends Wonder Woman’s storied career. And with that move, Optimus Prime takes his place as a member of the Commandos.
Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade: All dead.
The Commandos: Dave Bowman, Bizarro, and Optimus Prime survive.
FORMER POP SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA AND BARRACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCE TO THE SEMI-FINALS!!
Le' Napoleon's Brigade is (Golden Age) Wonder Woman in her Invisible Jet, Jetfire & Jetstorm, Metallo, (Kingdom Come) Flash, Red Lantern #1, Aquagirl, Zombie Wonder Girl, Wonder Woman, Skyfire, Gandalf the Gray, Darth Nihilus, Black Hand, Marcellus Wallace, Atrocitius, & Princess Leia Organa.
Wonder Woman, dressed in full armor, leads her team out onto the battlefield with Gandalf the Gray close by her side. “This team of Commandos have benefited greatly from a lackluster schedule. Let’s show them that we are still a force to be reckoned with!” shouts Wonder Woman. Golden Age Wonder Woman then zips by overhead aboard her Invisible Jet, with Jetfire and Jetstorm flanking her sides. They are met in the air by Juno and Red Lantern Agamemnon. The Clone Autobots fly around Agamemnon, hitting him with a combination of fire blasts and wind vortexes, but the Titan is able to fight through it with the aid of his Red Lantern ring. Skyfire then blast into the fray and helps tip the scales. He first targets the exact area where Agamemnon’s Red Lantern ring is located and blasts it from the Cymek. Next, Skyfire transforms in mid air, grabs a hold of Juno and uses his rockets to propel both of them right at Agamemnon, who is still being attacked by Jetfire and Jetstorm. Skyfire, then at the last moment, releases his grip on Juno and allows her to crash into Agamemnon, killing them both. The cocky Autobots are about the thank Skyfire for the assistance, but Bizarro swoops in and smashes right through Jetfire. Jetstorm tries to knock Bizarro away with his wind powers, but the backwards Superman uses his freeze vision to freeze Jetstorm. He then flies in and shatters him into a million pieces. Golden Age Wonder Woman then, opens the hatch of her Invisible Jet and lassos Bizarro with her Golden Lasso. She then pushes the jet to its limit, pulling Bizarro behind it. He finally grabs a hold of the lasso and yanks on it with all his might, which damages the jet badly. Golden Age Wonder Woman eject out of the cockpit moments before it explodes. She plummets down to the ground, but Parallax intercepts her fall and takes possession of her body. “Ahh. Finally a body worthy of my power,” Parallax says to himself as he takes off after members of Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade. Meanwhile, down on the ground of the Playoff Planet, Rodimus Prime leads most of the rest of the Commandos as they are all trying to gain a foothold on the city. Kingdom Come Flash is making it nearly impossible for them to make any headway though. Black Hand then sneaks up behind them and simply touches Benny, Eesa and Tico, killing all of them by draining their very life force from them. Rodimus Prime then blasts Black Hand away with his rifle. “Alright, Movie Jetfire, grab Dora and her gang and let’s get out of this alley,” orders Rodimus Prime. “Zombie Darkseid… well just try and not kill any of us. Black Adam, be on the look out for Wonder Woman.” “Uh, sir? Where am I to be during all this?” asks Orion Pax. “No more than two feet away from me. And that’s not negotiable,” responds Rodimus. Just then Atrocitus blasts one of the buildings by the Commandos. Every one is blown back apart from each other. Movie Jetfire courageously saves Orion Pax from being crushed by falling debris. “Orion!!” yells Rodimus. He races over to the building Movie Jetfire pulled Orion behind. “Orion,” says Rodimus Prime. “Get off of me!” yells Orion Pax to Movie Jetfire, who is kind of sitting on Orion. “Are you alright?” Rodimus asks Orion Pax. “Uhh! GET OFF OF ME!” Orion shouts again. “Yeah. I’m fine too Rodimus. Thanks,” quips Movie Jetfire. Rodimus Prime then extends his hand to Orion and helps him back to his feet. Movie Jetfire then takes off with Dora and her gang. “Why are you protecting me so much? And why haven’t I been able to fight even once since I was drafted?” asks Orion. “You have a great future in front of you. It’s the reason you were drafted in the first place. Your survival is the key to our team’s success,” replies Rodimus. “Now let’s get out of here and win this match. Zombie Darkseid manages to make his way to the water on the Playoff Planet. He is then attacked by the duo of Zombie Wonder Girl and Aquagirl. Though he is half dead, Zombie Darkseid’s powers are great. He grabs a hold of Aquagirl as she leaps out of the water and he crushes her in his grip. Zombie Wonder Girl is then incinerated by his Omega Beams. Wonder Woman then charges into action and slices Zombie Darkseid’s head clean off with her sword. Darth Nihilus, along with Red Lantern #1, attack Green Lantern Dave Bowman and Blue Lantern Numinus. However, the Red Lantern’s ring is nullified by Numinus Blue Lantern Ring. Dave Bowman then uses his Green Lantern ring and cosmic power to vaporize both attackers. Atrocitus then comes up from behind Numinus and shows the Blue Lantern what rage is all about. He melts a hold in the back of the cosmic being’s head with his rage vomit, before blasting through it. As Atrocitus comes out from the other end of Numinus’s head, Dave Bowman dematerlizes the Red Lantern. Skyfire then targets Movie Jetfire who is carrying Dora and her gang. He swoops in and launches an all out assault on the former Decepticon. Movie Jetfire receives heavy damage from the dual particle cannon shots. “¡Ah Boots de mierda! ¡Tenemos que expulsar antes es demasiado tarde!” shouts Dora as they eject just as Movie Jetfire explodes. Dora uses The Map as a parachute as Boots hangs on for dear life. Once they land safely on the ground, Boots immediately leaps onto Marcellus Wallace and viciously claws his face off. (I guess he wanted to take his face… off.) Kingdom Come Flash then races in and trounces The Map into the ground and come speeding back and kicks Dora into the atmosphere, killing both her and Backpack. The vicious Boots the loses his life to Princess Leia Organa’s expert marksmanship. Bizarro then slams down on the ground right in front of Metallo and the Princess. Metallo instantly tries to use his green Kryptonite heart on Bizarro, but unlike Superman, it has no effect on Bizarro. Metallo is then crushed into a ball and is used to pulverize Princess Leia. Parallax-Golden Age Wonder Woman then confronts Wonder Woman. Parallax tries to use this against Wonder Woman, but she is not to be stopped this day. She wraps her lasso around her possessed teammate and then drives her sword right through her chest, killing both Golden Age Wonder Woman and Parallax. Kingdom Come Flash is still moving throughout the Playoff Planet, that is until of course Black Adam shout “SHAZAM!” and causes a lightning bolt to hit Kingdom Come Flash. The living embodiment of the Speed Force disappears into the bolt. He then reappears right in front of a smirking Black Adam. Dave Bowman destroys Kingdome Come Flash with his vast cosmic powers. Black Adam then turns his attention to Skyfire, who has been devastating the ranks of the Commandos. He flies right at the transformer and plows right through the middle of Skyfire, thus finally ending his career in the FFL. Black Adam then lands back on the ground, but only to be attacked by Wonder Woman. The two powerhouses trade blows back and forth as Gandalf the Gray moves against Rodimus Prime and Orion Pax. Black Adam tries to hit Diana with a lightning bolt, but she blocks it with her shield. Wonder Woman then uppercuts him, which knocks him off of his feet. She then leaps up into the air and comes crashing down with her shield right on Black Adam’s neck, snapping it like a twig. Gandalf catches Rodimus Prime by surprise and hits him with a powerful blast of magic. Rodimus falls to one knee, but refuses to go down. He then is hit several more times with magic blasts, but he is resilient. Gandalf goes to hit Orion Pax with a blast of magic, but Rodimus leaps in the way and takes the hit. Rodimus Prime then manages to fire off one shot which hits and kills the wizard. The Autobot commander is mortally wounded and in his dying breaths, he says “Orion…earn this. Earn it.”
Rodimus Prime’s chest opens up and reveals the Matrix of Leadership. Orion Pax picks it up and places it in his chest. He can then hear Rodimus Prime’s voice speaking to him. “Arise, Optimus Prime. Fulfill your destiny.” Wonder Woman witnesses this entire transformation. “Not if I have anything to say about it!” she says to herself as she races right towards Optimus Prime. She leaps onto the Autobot and wraps her lasso around his neck. She pulls as hard as she can, but Optimus knocks her off. He pulls out his laser cannon rifle and takes aim at his attacker. “Do it!” Wonder Woman yells defiantly. He pulls the trigger and ends Wonder Woman’s storied career. And with that move, Optimus Prime takes his place as a member of the Commandos.
Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade: All dead.
The Commandos: Dave Bowman, Bizarro, and Optimus Prime survive.
FORMER POP SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA AND BARRACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCE TO THE SEMI-FINALS!!
Bruce's Bodacious Bullies Vs. The Transfoamers
Week 1: Consolation Match
Bruce's Bodacious Bullies vs The Transfoamers.
The Transfoamers is Jedi Master #35 w/ a Mithril Vest.
The Bullies are Dementor #7
The Vaulted Ceilings of Hyrule Castle Echo as Dementor #7 Screeches down the halls seeking its prey. The Dementor is sick of being chased away by glowing deer and other wussy crap like that. Jedi Master #35 watches the Dementor streak right past him.
"Patience.", the Jedi says aloud to himself. "Whatever this creature is, I have a feeling its bark is far worse than its bite."
The Dementor hears the Jedi speaking and wheels around barreling towards him.
The Dementor comes to an abrupt halt, hovering over the Jedi... attempting to prey on him and failing, wailing in frustration.
For you see. The Jedi have complete mastery over their emotions, they are able to completely suppress both good and bad memories, leaving nothing for the Dementor to feed upon. Upon a quick inspection by the Jedi, he sees no reason to dally any longer, and slices the Dementor into tiny pieces.
The Transfoamers are Victorious!
The Dementor is dead, The Jedi Lives to fight again another day.
Bruce's Bodacious Bullies vs The Transfoamers.
The Transfoamers is Jedi Master #35 w/ a Mithril Vest.
The Bullies are Dementor #7
The Vaulted Ceilings of Hyrule Castle Echo as Dementor #7 Screeches down the halls seeking its prey. The Dementor is sick of being chased away by glowing deer and other wussy crap like that. Jedi Master #35 watches the Dementor streak right past him.
"Patience.", the Jedi says aloud to himself. "Whatever this creature is, I have a feeling its bark is far worse than its bite."
The Dementor hears the Jedi speaking and wheels around barreling towards him.
The Dementor comes to an abrupt halt, hovering over the Jedi... attempting to prey on him and failing, wailing in frustration.
For you see. The Jedi have complete mastery over their emotions, they are able to completely suppress both good and bad memories, leaving nothing for the Dementor to feed upon. Upon a quick inspection by the Jedi, he sees no reason to dally any longer, and slices the Dementor into tiny pieces.
The Transfoamers are Victorious!
The Dementor is dead, The Jedi Lives to fight again another day.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Built Ford Tough
Consolation Match Week 1, a.k.a. The Losers Bracket. formerly known as, The Murderflies Home Court.
The Midgets vs Built Ford Tough
The Midgets are: Mighty Mouse and Smurf #2.
BFT is: Gigaaaaantor, Gigaaaaantor, Gigaaaaa-aaaantooooor. Bigger than big, taller than tall... you know the drill.
The tension between Built Ford Tough and the Brotherhood of Evil Mitches seems to increase as the days go by in Hyrule Castle.
But Josh, the Owner of the brotherhood can not bear to sacrifice one of his warriors against the well oiled killing machine (literally) that Built Ford Tough has presented before them...
Twice a day for forty days, Gigantor, the champion of Built Ford Tough, comes out between the battle lines and challenges the Brotherhood to send out a champion of their own to decide the outcome in single combat. However, The Owner and all the other Midgets are afraid of him. By chance, Mighty Mouse is present, having brought food for his fellow teammates. Might Mouse is told that the team owner, Josh, has promised to reward any man or mouse who defeats Gigantor, and accepts the challenge.
Josh reluctantly agrees and offers his hidden stash of unawarded victory armor, which Mighty Mouse declines, taking only his sling and a single smurf, chosen in a brook.
Mighty Mouse and Gigantor confront each other, Gigantor with his armor plated body and giant strength, Mighty Mouse with his smurf and sling. “The heretical robot curses Mighty Mouse by his robo-gods,” but Mighty Mouse replies: “This day I have come to save, and I will strike you down, and cut off your head; and I will give the dead bodies of your team mates this day to the birds of the air and to the wild beasts of the earth; that all the earth may know that there is a new champion in Hyrule, and that all this assembly may know that Mighty Mouse saves not with sword and spear; for the battle is mine and I will strike thee down with a single well placed smurf.
With that, Smurf #2 figured out what was going on... "oh *$&@!" said the smurf in disbelief.
But there was nothing for it, Mighty Mouse used is super strength to compact the smurf into a deadly blue bullet, he placed it in the sling and hurled Smurf #2 at Gigantors head, punching a neat hole through his circuits, and rendering him non functional.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Victorious!
Smurf #2 did not survive the crunching into a bullet, let alone the being fired through Gigantor's head at supersonic speed.
Gigantor did not survive perforation
The Midgets vs Built Ford Tough
The Midgets are: Mighty Mouse and Smurf #2.
BFT is: Gigaaaaantor, Gigaaaaantor, Gigaaaaa-aaaantooooor. Bigger than big, taller than tall... you know the drill.
The tension between Built Ford Tough and the Brotherhood of Evil Mitches seems to increase as the days go by in Hyrule Castle.
But Josh, the Owner of the brotherhood can not bear to sacrifice one of his warriors against the well oiled killing machine (literally) that Built Ford Tough has presented before them...
Twice a day for forty days, Gigantor, the champion of Built Ford Tough, comes out between the battle lines and challenges the Brotherhood to send out a champion of their own to decide the outcome in single combat. However, The Owner and all the other Midgets are afraid of him. By chance, Mighty Mouse is present, having brought food for his fellow teammates. Might Mouse is told that the team owner, Josh, has promised to reward any man or mouse who defeats Gigantor, and accepts the challenge.
Josh reluctantly agrees and offers his hidden stash of unawarded victory armor, which Mighty Mouse declines, taking only his sling and a single smurf, chosen in a brook.
Mighty Mouse and Gigantor confront each other, Gigantor with his armor plated body and giant strength, Mighty Mouse with his smurf and sling. “The heretical robot curses Mighty Mouse by his robo-gods,” but Mighty Mouse replies: “This day I have come to save, and I will strike you down, and cut off your head; and I will give the dead bodies of your team mates this day to the birds of the air and to the wild beasts of the earth; that all the earth may know that there is a new champion in Hyrule, and that all this assembly may know that Mighty Mouse saves not with sword and spear; for the battle is mine and I will strike thee down with a single well placed smurf.
With that, Smurf #2 figured out what was going on... "oh *$&@!" said the smurf in disbelief.
But there was nothing for it, Mighty Mouse used is super strength to compact the smurf into a deadly blue bullet, he placed it in the sling and hurled Smurf #2 at Gigantors head, punching a neat hole through his circuits, and rendering him non functional.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Victorious!
Smurf #2 did not survive the crunching into a bullet, let alone the being fired through Gigantor's head at supersonic speed.
Gigantor did not survive perforation
George Washington's Slaves vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
“It's been a fun year, but everyone wants to have a good playoff run and that be the ending point for the season. We hope we're going to go far."
-Vaclav Varada
I look to the teams which will do battle at the Playoff Planet in this First Week of the Playoffs. They are as follows:
The Slaves: Amazo, Darth Plagues (w/ a red lantern ring), King Kong, Martian Manhunter, Mr. Miracle, Optimus Prime, Sandworms #14 and 15, Spongebob Squarepants, Super Soldier, Ultra Man, Yoda (w/ a green lantern ring) and B'dg.
The Murderflies: Doc Brown, Speedy Gonzalez, Jay and Silent Bob w/ Suzanne, Agent X, Darkclaw, Etrigan the Demon, Lobo, Guy Gardner (w/ a green lantern ring, a red lantern ring and The Planeteer Fire ring), G'Nort, Booster Gold, Beatrix Kiddo, Kyle Raynor, Sandworm #1, Mystery Inc: Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby, Mecha Godzilla, Ron Popeil, Teddy Roosevelt in The Punisher's Van, Vincent (from Collateral), Michael Weston and Fiona Glenanne, Dynomutt the Wonder Dog, Captain Caveman, Ernie Harwell (w/ a blue lantern ring) and Squirrel #1.
Let the battle begin. . .
Forest Region
Speedy Gonzalez: As I was saying before we were so rudely interrupted by Towani last week- you. . . me. . . .
Gonzalez’s face turns ashen as he looks up and sees a giant, hairy foot looming above the two rodents. Gonzalez races out of the way; Squirrel #1 is not so lucky. Squirrel #1 is squished by King Kong’s foot.
Gonzalez: OH, COME ON!!!!
City Region
Scooby’s laughter can be heard as a cloud of smoke wafts out of a small building. Mystery Inc: Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby, as well as Jay and Silent Bob with Suzanne emerge out of the haze.
Jay (shouting to the Slaves): All you m*therf@$#ers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna f@$# your mothers while you watch and cry like little b*%@hes. Once we get to the next round of the playoffs and find those other FFL f@$#s, we're gonna make 'em eat our s&*t, then s&*t out our s&*t, then eat their s&*t which is made up of our s&*t that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you m*therf@$#s are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
Silent Bob nods his head in agreement and sees Mr. Miracle arriving at the scene. He fades into the shadows and silently creeps away.
Mr. Miracle: My superhuman strength, agility, stamina, coordination, immunity and reflexes are more than enough to defeat all you mere humans. So-
Before Mr. Miracle is able to finish his sentence he is struck in the back of his head by Silent Bob.
Desert Region
The battle of the Sandworms takes place. The immense Dune monsters rip into one another. At the end of the conflict all Sandworms, being #1, #14 and #15 are destroyed.
City Region
Ernie Harwell uses his blue lantern ring to float just above Ron Popeil. Yoda uses his green lantern ring to meet the two elderly icons.
Yoda: Respect for you I have, though die you both must.
Yoda flies at Popeil. Popeil has created a cortosis shield which he pulls from his Popeil-pack. As Yoda slashes down at the huckster, his lightsaber shorts out. Yoda looks down in disgust and uses the Force to shove Popeil into a dumpster. As Popeil raises his head, Yoda uses the Force to pin Popeil underneath the lid. As Yoda is ready to deal the death blow, he is met by a blue projectile which throws Yoda across the street. Popeil escapes his fate- temporarily.
Harwell: The little green guy just got batted past the man from Saskatoon!
Yoda begins to shake off his grogginess. Harwell and Popeil rush at Yoda. As Harwell and Popeil are about to strike the Jedi Master, Yoda reaches for his lightsaber through the Force. The lightsaber flies to Yoda and he grips the blade as the duo are upon him. In one fell swoop, Harwell and Popeil are both skewered, mortally wounded.
Yoda: Mr. Harwell and Mr. Popeil, missed you shall be. Lost have we icons in any world.
With these words, Yoda uses his ring to fly off.
Water Region
Spongebob Squarepants waits in the water. Captain Caveman flies at the sea sponge and bashes Spongebob’s head in with his club. Squarepants’ head begins to reform (since he is just a sponge).
Spongebob: What resiliency do I show!!!! Hang out with Yoda too much do I!!!
As Spongebob reforms, Dynomutt the Dog Wonder swoops out of the sky. Dynomutt rips Spongebob to shreds. Dynomutt and Captain Caveman, their mission complete, fly away.
City Region
Mr. Miracle wakes up and sees an embarrassing scene. He has been captured by “high” morons. Being that he is a master of escapism, he stealthily removes the ropes which bind his hands. Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby, as well as Jay and Silent Bob with Suzanne are unaware of the situation.
Jay (to Mr. Miracle): Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my a$$hole with the other, but don't stick your finger in. Then I want to pinky you while Silent Bob watches and f@#%in' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your #%s for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my d&*k so it looks like a bullfrog.
Mr. Miracle: You sick f@#%!
Mr. Miracle shows all around that he has broken from his bonds. The entire “weeded” clan is in shock and does not react in time before Miracle uses his powers to destroy the entire Mystery Inc, Jay, Silent Bob and Suzanne. As Mr. Miracle turns from the carnage, he is met by Beatrix Kiddo.
Beatrix Kiddo: Escape this!
Kiddo comes at Mr. Miracle and uses the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique. Mr. Miracle walks five steps and dies.
Plains Region
In the grassy wastelands, two behemoths battle one another. Ultra Man fights Mecha Godzilla. Although Ultra Man uses his fighting skills, he is no match for the combined electrical beams, optic cannons and flamethrower of Mecha Godzilla. Mecha kills Ultra and flies away to his next battle- a battle against a dreaded nemesis.
City Region
Doc Brown: I have used the plutonium of my flux capacitor and created a mini-missile which can be used to destroy the great Optimus Prime. One of you is going to have to fire a perfect mark just above (he whispers the rest to the Murderflies in an attempt to hide the true wielder of the devastating device).
The marksmen are ready for the task. The cocky Vincent from Collateral rushes at Optimus Prime. Before he reaches his mark, he is met by the Super Soldier. The Super Soldier deflects the blaring weapons of Vincent with his shield and uses his heat-ray vision to burn Vincent’s hand that holds the gun. Darth Plagues arrives at the scene and finishes the job by slicing Vincent in half. Plagues then senses a disturbance in the force and reacts in just enough time to avoid Teddy Roosevelt from creaming him in the Punisher Van. Plagues lands on the top of the Van. The Van begins to electronically react, but not in time as Plagues’ blade burns through the Van’s top and reaches Roosevelt’s heart. The Van careens out of control, hits a building and explodes due to all the weaponry contained in same. Plagues rolls safely away.
Forest Region
King Kong searches for the Mexican mouse. He senses movement from above and sees Darkclaw, Etrigan the Demon and Lobo. King Kong’s innate and animalistic traits are unleashed in a fury. He manages to grab both Darkclaw and Etrigan the Demon. Kong repeatedly smashes their bodies together like rag dolls. Kong pummels the bodies of both against the rocks and trees of the forest until they are nothing more than bloody pulps.
Lobo: Nice monkey. . .
Kong uses a log to bat Lobo across the forest.
As Kong beats his chest in triumph, Mecha Godzilla flies to the scene and lands next to the great ape. A battle of titans ensues. As Kong reaches for Mecha, Mecha uses his flamethrower mouth to singe Kong’s face. Kong screams in agony and Mecha pounces upon the ape, using his lightning wrist blade and missile claws to further devastate Kong’s body. In a deathblow, Mecha launches plasma grenades down Kong’s throat. They explode, taking Kong’s head with them.
Lobo reaches Mecha Godzilla, who also waits for Speedy Gonzalez. The three fly off.
City Region
Michael Weston and Fiona Glenanne as well as Agent X rush at Optimus Prime. The two fire their weapons at the designated area to no avail. They look one another and then back at Doc Brown. Doc Brown is baffled and then notices that he failed to give the special weapon to any of the assassins; he had it in his pocket the entire skirmish.
Doc Brown: Oh drat!!!
Weston, Glenanne and Agent X (in unison): Oh s$%t!
Air above City Region
Martian Manhunter and B’dg are in a pitched battle against Guy Gardner (w/ a green lantern ring, a red lantern ring and The Planeteer Fire ring), G'Nort, Booster Gold, Kyle Raynor, Dynomutt the Wonder Dog and Captain Caveman. Martian Manhunter immediately focuses on the weak links of the Murderflies and uses his powers to take out both Dynomutt the Wonder Dog and Captain Caveman. Meanwhile, the squirrel-like B’dg manages to deflect the power blasts of Booster Gold back at him. Booster Gold, in effect, kills himself. Guy Gardner, G’Nort and Kyle Raynor use their combined lantern powers to destroy B’dg. In response, Martian Manhunter kills G’Nort. Manhunter is then taken out by the lantern duo of Guy Gardner and Kyle Raynor. Amazo finally enters the fray and duplicates the abilities of the original Justice League members, as well as the powers of the green lantern, red lantern and Planeteer ring. Amazo takes out both Guy Gardner and Kyle Raynor.
Final Battle-City Region
Optimus Prime moves quickly and kills Agent X, Michael Weston and Fiona Glenanne.
Prime: Slaves!!! Doc Brown has something that will destroy me forever-I need your assistance!!!
As Prime is about to kill Doc Brown, Mecha Godzilla with Lobo and Speedy Gonzalez arrive at the scene. Mecha Godzilla blasts Prime and the Transformer falls to his knees. Doc Brown knows he has to act now. He runs toward Lobo and trips. As he begins to fall he is met by Yoda’s blade. Brown crumples to the floor and before the weapon can be obtained by the Slaves, Speedy Gonzalez grabs it and rushes away. Speedy races past all of the Slaves and up to the chest plate of Prime.
Speedy Gonzalez: VIVA EL MURDERFLIES!!!
He takes the weapon into Prime. Gonzalez activates the mini-missile and Optimus Prime is destroyed in a brilliant explosion; Gonzalez is incinerated with the giant robot.
The remaining combatants stand in awe as they realize the implications of Optimus Prime’s death at the hands of Speedy Gonzalez. Gonzalez’s act provides newfound energy to the remaining Murderflies.
Beatrix Kiddo faces Darth Plagues and her katana, unfortunately, is sliced apart, as is she. Yoda then joins Plagues in their dispatching of Lobo. Mecha Godzilla reacts to being the only Murderfly left. It uses all of its weaponry upon Plagues and Yoda; both Jedi and Sith are killed.
Both Amazo and Super Soldier face Mecha Godzilla. Super Soldier manages to use his shield to deflect a majority of Mecha’s weaponry back at the robotic beast. Due to the immense battery which Mecha has taken over the match, Mecha’s mechanical powers ebb. With the mega powers of Amazo currently on display, Mecha is taken out by both he and Super Soldier.
Slaves: Amazo and Super Soldier survive.
Murderflies: All dead.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
-Vaclav Varada
I look to the teams which will do battle at the Playoff Planet in this First Week of the Playoffs. They are as follows:
The Slaves: Amazo, Darth Plagues (w/ a red lantern ring), King Kong, Martian Manhunter, Mr. Miracle, Optimus Prime, Sandworms #14 and 15, Spongebob Squarepants, Super Soldier, Ultra Man, Yoda (w/ a green lantern ring) and B'dg.
The Murderflies: Doc Brown, Speedy Gonzalez, Jay and Silent Bob w/ Suzanne, Agent X, Darkclaw, Etrigan the Demon, Lobo, Guy Gardner (w/ a green lantern ring, a red lantern ring and The Planeteer Fire ring), G'Nort, Booster Gold, Beatrix Kiddo, Kyle Raynor, Sandworm #1, Mystery Inc: Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby, Mecha Godzilla, Ron Popeil, Teddy Roosevelt in The Punisher's Van, Vincent (from Collateral), Michael Weston and Fiona Glenanne, Dynomutt the Wonder Dog, Captain Caveman, Ernie Harwell (w/ a blue lantern ring) and Squirrel #1.
Let the battle begin. . .
Forest Region
Speedy Gonzalez: As I was saying before we were so rudely interrupted by Towani last week- you. . . me. . . .
Gonzalez’s face turns ashen as he looks up and sees a giant, hairy foot looming above the two rodents. Gonzalez races out of the way; Squirrel #1 is not so lucky. Squirrel #1 is squished by King Kong’s foot.
Gonzalez: OH, COME ON!!!!
City Region
Scooby’s laughter can be heard as a cloud of smoke wafts out of a small building. Mystery Inc: Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby, as well as Jay and Silent Bob with Suzanne emerge out of the haze.
Jay (shouting to the Slaves): All you m*therf@$#ers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna f@$# your mothers while you watch and cry like little b*%@hes. Once we get to the next round of the playoffs and find those other FFL f@$#s, we're gonna make 'em eat our s&*t, then s&*t out our s&*t, then eat their s&*t which is made up of our s&*t that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you m*therf@$#s are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
Silent Bob nods his head in agreement and sees Mr. Miracle arriving at the scene. He fades into the shadows and silently creeps away.
Mr. Miracle: My superhuman strength, agility, stamina, coordination, immunity and reflexes are more than enough to defeat all you mere humans. So-
Before Mr. Miracle is able to finish his sentence he is struck in the back of his head by Silent Bob.
Desert Region
The battle of the Sandworms takes place. The immense Dune monsters rip into one another. At the end of the conflict all Sandworms, being #1, #14 and #15 are destroyed.
City Region
Ernie Harwell uses his blue lantern ring to float just above Ron Popeil. Yoda uses his green lantern ring to meet the two elderly icons.
Yoda: Respect for you I have, though die you both must.
Yoda flies at Popeil. Popeil has created a cortosis shield which he pulls from his Popeil-pack. As Yoda slashes down at the huckster, his lightsaber shorts out. Yoda looks down in disgust and uses the Force to shove Popeil into a dumpster. As Popeil raises his head, Yoda uses the Force to pin Popeil underneath the lid. As Yoda is ready to deal the death blow, he is met by a blue projectile which throws Yoda across the street. Popeil escapes his fate- temporarily.
Harwell: The little green guy just got batted past the man from Saskatoon!
Yoda begins to shake off his grogginess. Harwell and Popeil rush at Yoda. As Harwell and Popeil are about to strike the Jedi Master, Yoda reaches for his lightsaber through the Force. The lightsaber flies to Yoda and he grips the blade as the duo are upon him. In one fell swoop, Harwell and Popeil are both skewered, mortally wounded.
Yoda: Mr. Harwell and Mr. Popeil, missed you shall be. Lost have we icons in any world.
With these words, Yoda uses his ring to fly off.
Water Region
Spongebob Squarepants waits in the water. Captain Caveman flies at the sea sponge and bashes Spongebob’s head in with his club. Squarepants’ head begins to reform (since he is just a sponge).
Spongebob: What resiliency do I show!!!! Hang out with Yoda too much do I!!!
As Spongebob reforms, Dynomutt the Dog Wonder swoops out of the sky. Dynomutt rips Spongebob to shreds. Dynomutt and Captain Caveman, their mission complete, fly away.
City Region
Mr. Miracle wakes up and sees an embarrassing scene. He has been captured by “high” morons. Being that he is a master of escapism, he stealthily removes the ropes which bind his hands. Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby, as well as Jay and Silent Bob with Suzanne are unaware of the situation.
Jay (to Mr. Miracle): Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my a$$hole with the other, but don't stick your finger in. Then I want to pinky you while Silent Bob watches and f@#%in' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your #%s for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my d&*k so it looks like a bullfrog.
Mr. Miracle: You sick f@#%!
Mr. Miracle shows all around that he has broken from his bonds. The entire “weeded” clan is in shock and does not react in time before Miracle uses his powers to destroy the entire Mystery Inc, Jay, Silent Bob and Suzanne. As Mr. Miracle turns from the carnage, he is met by Beatrix Kiddo.
Beatrix Kiddo: Escape this!
Kiddo comes at Mr. Miracle and uses the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique. Mr. Miracle walks five steps and dies.
Plains Region
In the grassy wastelands, two behemoths battle one another. Ultra Man fights Mecha Godzilla. Although Ultra Man uses his fighting skills, he is no match for the combined electrical beams, optic cannons and flamethrower of Mecha Godzilla. Mecha kills Ultra and flies away to his next battle- a battle against a dreaded nemesis.
City Region
Doc Brown: I have used the plutonium of my flux capacitor and created a mini-missile which can be used to destroy the great Optimus Prime. One of you is going to have to fire a perfect mark just above (he whispers the rest to the Murderflies in an attempt to hide the true wielder of the devastating device).
The marksmen are ready for the task. The cocky Vincent from Collateral rushes at Optimus Prime. Before he reaches his mark, he is met by the Super Soldier. The Super Soldier deflects the blaring weapons of Vincent with his shield and uses his heat-ray vision to burn Vincent’s hand that holds the gun. Darth Plagues arrives at the scene and finishes the job by slicing Vincent in half. Plagues then senses a disturbance in the force and reacts in just enough time to avoid Teddy Roosevelt from creaming him in the Punisher Van. Plagues lands on the top of the Van. The Van begins to electronically react, but not in time as Plagues’ blade burns through the Van’s top and reaches Roosevelt’s heart. The Van careens out of control, hits a building and explodes due to all the weaponry contained in same. Plagues rolls safely away.
Forest Region
King Kong searches for the Mexican mouse. He senses movement from above and sees Darkclaw, Etrigan the Demon and Lobo. King Kong’s innate and animalistic traits are unleashed in a fury. He manages to grab both Darkclaw and Etrigan the Demon. Kong repeatedly smashes their bodies together like rag dolls. Kong pummels the bodies of both against the rocks and trees of the forest until they are nothing more than bloody pulps.
Lobo: Nice monkey. . .
Kong uses a log to bat Lobo across the forest.
As Kong beats his chest in triumph, Mecha Godzilla flies to the scene and lands next to the great ape. A battle of titans ensues. As Kong reaches for Mecha, Mecha uses his flamethrower mouth to singe Kong’s face. Kong screams in agony and Mecha pounces upon the ape, using his lightning wrist blade and missile claws to further devastate Kong’s body. In a deathblow, Mecha launches plasma grenades down Kong’s throat. They explode, taking Kong’s head with them.
Lobo reaches Mecha Godzilla, who also waits for Speedy Gonzalez. The three fly off.
City Region
Michael Weston and Fiona Glenanne as well as Agent X rush at Optimus Prime. The two fire their weapons at the designated area to no avail. They look one another and then back at Doc Brown. Doc Brown is baffled and then notices that he failed to give the special weapon to any of the assassins; he had it in his pocket the entire skirmish.
Doc Brown: Oh drat!!!
Weston, Glenanne and Agent X (in unison): Oh s$%t!
Air above City Region
Martian Manhunter and B’dg are in a pitched battle against Guy Gardner (w/ a green lantern ring, a red lantern ring and The Planeteer Fire ring), G'Nort, Booster Gold, Kyle Raynor, Dynomutt the Wonder Dog and Captain Caveman. Martian Manhunter immediately focuses on the weak links of the Murderflies and uses his powers to take out both Dynomutt the Wonder Dog and Captain Caveman. Meanwhile, the squirrel-like B’dg manages to deflect the power blasts of Booster Gold back at him. Booster Gold, in effect, kills himself. Guy Gardner, G’Nort and Kyle Raynor use their combined lantern powers to destroy B’dg. In response, Martian Manhunter kills G’Nort. Manhunter is then taken out by the lantern duo of Guy Gardner and Kyle Raynor. Amazo finally enters the fray and duplicates the abilities of the original Justice League members, as well as the powers of the green lantern, red lantern and Planeteer ring. Amazo takes out both Guy Gardner and Kyle Raynor.
Final Battle-City Region
Optimus Prime moves quickly and kills Agent X, Michael Weston and Fiona Glenanne.
Prime: Slaves!!! Doc Brown has something that will destroy me forever-I need your assistance!!!
As Prime is about to kill Doc Brown, Mecha Godzilla with Lobo and Speedy Gonzalez arrive at the scene. Mecha Godzilla blasts Prime and the Transformer falls to his knees. Doc Brown knows he has to act now. He runs toward Lobo and trips. As he begins to fall he is met by Yoda’s blade. Brown crumples to the floor and before the weapon can be obtained by the Slaves, Speedy Gonzalez grabs it and rushes away. Speedy races past all of the Slaves and up to the chest plate of Prime.
Speedy Gonzalez: VIVA EL MURDERFLIES!!!
He takes the weapon into Prime. Gonzalez activates the mini-missile and Optimus Prime is destroyed in a brilliant explosion; Gonzalez is incinerated with the giant robot.
The remaining combatants stand in awe as they realize the implications of Optimus Prime’s death at the hands of Speedy Gonzalez. Gonzalez’s act provides newfound energy to the remaining Murderflies.
Beatrix Kiddo faces Darth Plagues and her katana, unfortunately, is sliced apart, as is she. Yoda then joins Plagues in their dispatching of Lobo. Mecha Godzilla reacts to being the only Murderfly left. It uses all of its weaponry upon Plagues and Yoda; both Jedi and Sith are killed.
Both Amazo and Super Soldier face Mecha Godzilla. Super Soldier manages to use his shield to deflect a majority of Mecha’s weaponry back at the robotic beast. Due to the immense battery which Mecha has taken over the match, Mecha’s mechanical powers ebb. With the mega powers of Amazo currently on display, Mecha is taken out by both he and Super Soldier.
Slaves: Amazo and Super Soldier survive.
Murderflies: All dead.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
The Right Wing vs. Hayley's Comets
"We have the usual aches and pains, sore bodies and tiredness. The thing about this team is that they put all of that aside when it is time to play in the playoffs."
-Karleen Thompson
I look to the teams which will do battle at the Playoff Planet in this First Week of the Playoffs. They are as follows:
The Right Wing: Poseidon, Silver Surfer (w/ a green lantern ring), Zeus, Gold Dragon #10, Superwoman, Red She-Hulk, The Volturi: Aro (w/ a red lightsaber), Caius and Marcus, Blue Lantern #2, The Quileute Tribe: Sam, Paul, Jared and Quil, The Cosmic Hulk Robot, Ewok Babies #3 and 4 and Batwoman.
The Comets: Lady Deathstrike, Sandworm #9, Arachne, The Blob, Hannibal King, Cable (w/ a green lantern ring), Hordak (w/ a yellow lantern ring), Reverse Flash, Sith Lords #19 and 20, Daredevil (w/ a Mithril Vest), The Justice Force: Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head (w/ 2 blue lightsabers), Chrysalis, Tsunami, Nobody, Raptarr, Nano, Green Mantle and Boomerang, 8-Ball w/ 6-Ball, 9-Ball and 11-Ball in 8-Ball's Ship, Watchdog #1 and The Marauders: Scalphunter, Arclight, Malice, Harpoon, Blockbuster, Prism, Riptide, Scrambler and Vertigo.
Let the battle begin. . .
Water Region
8-Ball, 6-Ball, 9-Ball and 11-Ball hover above the water in 8-Ball's Ship. An immense tidal wave crashes over the craft and dumps the entire crew into the water. 8-Ball’s ship is submerged, but its buoyancy lifts it up again. Poseidon reacts before the 8-Ball crew can reach the hovercraft. Poseidon creates a whirlpool which sucks 6-Ball and 11-Ball under, drowning them both. 9-Ball is battered between immense waves and eventually succumbs to his fate and joins 6 and 11 by drowning. 8-Ball catches a lucky wave and reaches his hovercraft. As 8-Ball is about to fly away, Gold Dragon #10 releases its fire breath. 8-Ball and his ship burst into flames and explode.
As Gold Dragon #10 flies away, it is met by Cable (w/ a green lantern ring) and Hordak (w/ a yellow lantern ring). The two Comets combine their ring powers to defeat the dragon, whose skewered body strikes the waters below. The duo faces Blue Lantern #2, who flies to the scene.
Cable: You may have more knowledge regarding your ring, but you’re just a “common.”
Blue Lantern #2: Common I may be, but what I may lack in-
While Blue Lantern #2 is defending himself against Cable, Hordak maneuvers behind Blue Lantern #2. Hordak uses his flying saw projectile from his chest to slice Blue Lantern #2’s head off.
Hordak: No, you’re just lacking. . .
The two Comet lantern ring bearers fly away.
Forest Region
Ewok Babies #3 and 4 waddle along a branch. They see Watchdog #1, who fails to notice the furry combatants. The Ewoks push Watchdog #1 off the branch and to his death. They excitedly jump up and down in victory. Their victory cries fall short as they are met by Sith Lords #19 and 20.
Sith Lord #19: #3’s head would make a nice trophy over my fireplace.
Sith Lord #20: As long as I get to keep #4. I’m going to have that little guy stuffed and placed on my mantle.
The face off between the four combatants takes less than five seconds; Ewok Babies #3 and 4 are killed. As the Sith are “treating” their commodities for their dens with the Force, they are hit from above as Red She-Hulk strikes. The Sith are stunned and Red She Hulk takes advantage of this fact. She unleashes her entire assault rifle’s rounds into Sith Lord #20. Although Sith Lord #20 manages to deflect several bullets, his body is eventually riddled with same. Red She Hulk then rushes at Sith Lord #19. She ducks his lightsaber and runs her sai through his stomach. Sith Lord #19 falls, mortally wounded.
Red She Hulk (looking at the dead Ewok Babies): You have been avenged little ones. . .
Desert Region
Sandworm #9 lays in wait for its victim. It does not have to wait long as Zeus arrives. The beast swallows the Greek God. The Sandworm soon begins to lurch and spew as lightning rips through its body. It is no match for the god, who uses his powers to rip the worm apart. With Zeus’ crushing blow to the Comets completed, he flies off on a cloud.
City Region
On the ground. . .
Hannibal King: Volturi-sounds like a car I drove as a kid. . .
With this quip, Hannibal King fires his special weaponry at the regal vampires. King manages to kill Caius. Marcus quickly leaps over to King and places him in a choke hold.
King: Can’t… we… talk… about… this?
Hannibal King is answered with the lightsaber of Aro through his gut.
On a nearby building top. . .
Batwoman fights Daredevil. The two acrobats battle each other to a near standstill. Daredevil knows that he must do something extraordinary to defeat Batwoman. The righteous Hell’s Kitchen crime fighter commits to a suicidal act and grabs Batwoman. He rushes the both of them off the edge of the building. Due to their embrace, they are unable to use their billy club or bat utilities to save themselves. The two fall to their deaths.
Back on and just above the ground. . .
Aro and Marcus face the Justice Force. Marcus uses his vampire quickness and strength to kill Nobody and Raptarr. Metal Head with his two blue lightsabers bests Aro with his one red. Marcus is then killed by Silver Sentry and Ananda. Superwoman and Silver Surfer arrive to the scene and see the remaining Justice Force members. As they are about to fight, a cloud floats by. Zeus emerges from the cloud and, with Superwoman and the Surfer, manages to kill all of the remaining Justice Force.
Underground Region
The Marauders: Scalphunter, Arclight, Malice, Harpoon, Blockbuster, Prism, Riptide, Scrambler and Vertigo meet Cosmic Hulk Robot. The combined powers of the Marauders actually manage to destroy Cosmic Hulk Robot, but at the cost of the lives of Malice and Prism. As the Marauders smile at their nearly incredulous victory, they are unaware of the waters at their feet slowly rising (until it is too late).
Scalphunter: Hey, what’s with the water?
Harpoon: No time to ponder the fact, we need to move!
Poseidon emerges from the sewer waters, having traveled from the Water Region to his present location by following the detritus spawned by the City’s Underground Region. Poseidon floods the tunnels and prevents the Marauders from reaching any of the manholes above. The entire remaining Marauder clan is drowned.
Plains Region
The Quileute Tribe: Sam, Paul, Jared and Quil meet the Blob, who stands laughing at the assortment of glistening muscles catching the sun’s rays.
Blob: You may be prettier than me, but you’re definitely not stronger.
Sam: We’ll see about that fatso!
The Tribe rushes at the Blob and all transform into their wolf-states. They combine their abilities and ferocity to tear the Blob apart. Lady Deathstrike and Arachne respond and attack. The women manage to take out both Paul and Quil, but at the cost of their own lives. Cable and Hordak fly to the scene and kill the remaining Quileute tribesmen.
The Final Battle-City
Reverse Flash races over to the Red She Hulk. Reverse Flash is too quick for the red behemoth female. Red She Hulk tires and is ultimately killed by the speedster. In retribution for her gal pal’s death, Superwoman swoops in and kills Reverse Flash. Hordak and Cable combine their lantern ring powers and best Superwoman.
Zeus and Silver Surfer face Hordak and Cable.
Zeus: The time has come.
Hordak: For you to die!!!
Hordak rushes at the Wingers in an attempt to use both his technological superiority and ring powers to kill Zeus. He is met by the power cosmic of the Silver Surfer. Hordak is destroyed.
Cable, in a fury, rushes at Silver Surfer and Zeus. He is struck by a blast of water from Poseidon who stands in a nearby fountain located in the center of the city. Cable is taken off guard and is met by Zeus’ lightning and Surfer’s power cosmic. Cable is ripped apart. Cable’s soul emerges from the battle and flies toward the FFL Graveyard-where he awaits his final epitaph.
The Right Wing: Poseidon, Silver Surfer, Zeus survive.
Hayley’s Comets: All dead.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!!
-Karleen Thompson
I look to the teams which will do battle at the Playoff Planet in this First Week of the Playoffs. They are as follows:
The Right Wing: Poseidon, Silver Surfer (w/ a green lantern ring), Zeus, Gold Dragon #10, Superwoman, Red She-Hulk, The Volturi: Aro (w/ a red lightsaber), Caius and Marcus, Blue Lantern #2, The Quileute Tribe: Sam, Paul, Jared and Quil, The Cosmic Hulk Robot, Ewok Babies #3 and 4 and Batwoman.
The Comets: Lady Deathstrike, Sandworm #9, Arachne, The Blob, Hannibal King, Cable (w/ a green lantern ring), Hordak (w/ a yellow lantern ring), Reverse Flash, Sith Lords #19 and 20, Daredevil (w/ a Mithril Vest), The Justice Force: Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head (w/ 2 blue lightsabers), Chrysalis, Tsunami, Nobody, Raptarr, Nano, Green Mantle and Boomerang, 8-Ball w/ 6-Ball, 9-Ball and 11-Ball in 8-Ball's Ship, Watchdog #1 and The Marauders: Scalphunter, Arclight, Malice, Harpoon, Blockbuster, Prism, Riptide, Scrambler and Vertigo.
Let the battle begin. . .
Water Region
8-Ball, 6-Ball, 9-Ball and 11-Ball hover above the water in 8-Ball's Ship. An immense tidal wave crashes over the craft and dumps the entire crew into the water. 8-Ball’s ship is submerged, but its buoyancy lifts it up again. Poseidon reacts before the 8-Ball crew can reach the hovercraft. Poseidon creates a whirlpool which sucks 6-Ball and 11-Ball under, drowning them both. 9-Ball is battered between immense waves and eventually succumbs to his fate and joins 6 and 11 by drowning. 8-Ball catches a lucky wave and reaches his hovercraft. As 8-Ball is about to fly away, Gold Dragon #10 releases its fire breath. 8-Ball and his ship burst into flames and explode.
As Gold Dragon #10 flies away, it is met by Cable (w/ a green lantern ring) and Hordak (w/ a yellow lantern ring). The two Comets combine their ring powers to defeat the dragon, whose skewered body strikes the waters below. The duo faces Blue Lantern #2, who flies to the scene.
Cable: You may have more knowledge regarding your ring, but you’re just a “common.”
Blue Lantern #2: Common I may be, but what I may lack in-
While Blue Lantern #2 is defending himself against Cable, Hordak maneuvers behind Blue Lantern #2. Hordak uses his flying saw projectile from his chest to slice Blue Lantern #2’s head off.
Hordak: No, you’re just lacking. . .
The two Comet lantern ring bearers fly away.
Forest Region
Ewok Babies #3 and 4 waddle along a branch. They see Watchdog #1, who fails to notice the furry combatants. The Ewoks push Watchdog #1 off the branch and to his death. They excitedly jump up and down in victory. Their victory cries fall short as they are met by Sith Lords #19 and 20.
Sith Lord #19: #3’s head would make a nice trophy over my fireplace.
Sith Lord #20: As long as I get to keep #4. I’m going to have that little guy stuffed and placed on my mantle.
The face off between the four combatants takes less than five seconds; Ewok Babies #3 and 4 are killed. As the Sith are “treating” their commodities for their dens with the Force, they are hit from above as Red She-Hulk strikes. The Sith are stunned and Red She Hulk takes advantage of this fact. She unleashes her entire assault rifle’s rounds into Sith Lord #20. Although Sith Lord #20 manages to deflect several bullets, his body is eventually riddled with same. Red She Hulk then rushes at Sith Lord #19. She ducks his lightsaber and runs her sai through his stomach. Sith Lord #19 falls, mortally wounded.
Red She Hulk (looking at the dead Ewok Babies): You have been avenged little ones. . .
Desert Region
Sandworm #9 lays in wait for its victim. It does not have to wait long as Zeus arrives. The beast swallows the Greek God. The Sandworm soon begins to lurch and spew as lightning rips through its body. It is no match for the god, who uses his powers to rip the worm apart. With Zeus’ crushing blow to the Comets completed, he flies off on a cloud.
City Region
On the ground. . .
Hannibal King: Volturi-sounds like a car I drove as a kid. . .
With this quip, Hannibal King fires his special weaponry at the regal vampires. King manages to kill Caius. Marcus quickly leaps over to King and places him in a choke hold.
King: Can’t… we… talk… about… this?
Hannibal King is answered with the lightsaber of Aro through his gut.
On a nearby building top. . .
Batwoman fights Daredevil. The two acrobats battle each other to a near standstill. Daredevil knows that he must do something extraordinary to defeat Batwoman. The righteous Hell’s Kitchen crime fighter commits to a suicidal act and grabs Batwoman. He rushes the both of them off the edge of the building. Due to their embrace, they are unable to use their billy club or bat utilities to save themselves. The two fall to their deaths.
Back on and just above the ground. . .
Aro and Marcus face the Justice Force. Marcus uses his vampire quickness and strength to kill Nobody and Raptarr. Metal Head with his two blue lightsabers bests Aro with his one red. Marcus is then killed by Silver Sentry and Ananda. Superwoman and Silver Surfer arrive to the scene and see the remaining Justice Force members. As they are about to fight, a cloud floats by. Zeus emerges from the cloud and, with Superwoman and the Surfer, manages to kill all of the remaining Justice Force.
Underground Region
The Marauders: Scalphunter, Arclight, Malice, Harpoon, Blockbuster, Prism, Riptide, Scrambler and Vertigo meet Cosmic Hulk Robot. The combined powers of the Marauders actually manage to destroy Cosmic Hulk Robot, but at the cost of the lives of Malice and Prism. As the Marauders smile at their nearly incredulous victory, they are unaware of the waters at their feet slowly rising (until it is too late).
Scalphunter: Hey, what’s with the water?
Harpoon: No time to ponder the fact, we need to move!
Poseidon emerges from the sewer waters, having traveled from the Water Region to his present location by following the detritus spawned by the City’s Underground Region. Poseidon floods the tunnels and prevents the Marauders from reaching any of the manholes above. The entire remaining Marauder clan is drowned.
Plains Region
The Quileute Tribe: Sam, Paul, Jared and Quil meet the Blob, who stands laughing at the assortment of glistening muscles catching the sun’s rays.
Blob: You may be prettier than me, but you’re definitely not stronger.
Sam: We’ll see about that fatso!
The Tribe rushes at the Blob and all transform into their wolf-states. They combine their abilities and ferocity to tear the Blob apart. Lady Deathstrike and Arachne respond and attack. The women manage to take out both Paul and Quil, but at the cost of their own lives. Cable and Hordak fly to the scene and kill the remaining Quileute tribesmen.
The Final Battle-City
Reverse Flash races over to the Red She Hulk. Reverse Flash is too quick for the red behemoth female. Red She Hulk tires and is ultimately killed by the speedster. In retribution for her gal pal’s death, Superwoman swoops in and kills Reverse Flash. Hordak and Cable combine their lantern ring powers and best Superwoman.
Zeus and Silver Surfer face Hordak and Cable.
Zeus: The time has come.
Hordak: For you to die!!!
Hordak rushes at the Wingers in an attempt to use both his technological superiority and ring powers to kill Zeus. He is met by the power cosmic of the Silver Surfer. Hordak is destroyed.
Cable, in a fury, rushes at Silver Surfer and Zeus. He is struck by a blast of water from Poseidon who stands in a nearby fountain located in the center of the city. Cable is taken off guard and is met by Zeus’ lightning and Surfer’s power cosmic. Cable is ripped apart. Cable’s soul emerges from the battle and flies toward the FFL Graveyard-where he awaits his final epitaph.
The Right Wing: Poseidon, Silver Surfer, Zeus survive.
Hayley’s Comets: All dead.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!!
TEAM Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
TEAM is Unicron, The Presence, Set, Superman, Superboy, Thor, Godzilla, Pete Sosa (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Mike Sroka (w/ a green lightsaber), Laura Sroka (w/ a green lightsaber & Mithril Vest), & Joe Levine in a Semi Truck.
Alice's Wonder Team is Primus, Q, True Q, The Q Representative, & Quinn, General Zod, Non, Hyperion, Ben Quadrineros in an F-16, Ewok #47, & Toto.
At last, these 2 American League cross-division rivals get to meet in The Play-offs. The aristocrat of arrogance vs. the colonel of cocky. The tyrant of trash talk vs. the lord of loudmouths. TEAM Vs. Alice. I’m not even willing to bet which one is which out of those punny names let alone who the “Best Buy” is for winner of this match, but there is no doubt that they have held back absolutely nothing for this bout with each other (not that either of these teams have a reputation for not starting their best possible team or anything). There are very few things in the Universe that can cause Primus to awaken from what he wishes to be an eternal slumber, but one of them, if not the only one is the presence of his brother Unicron. Once Unicron approaches in his robot form, Primus transforms into his robot form as well, and the 2 of them resume their battle that begun so many tens of thousands of years before. Down below on the play-off planet, Thor is flying into battle alongside Superman and Superboy in their first FFL appearance together. Thor has mixed emotions as he is still proud of his single-handed victory in the week 11 match, which was his only regular season appearance this year, but he is also a little upset about something: “What travesty! Here we are in the play-offs, ready to put everything on the line and the rest of my Thor brethren are sitting on the bench while I fly into battle with 2 Kryptonians“. Ben Quadrineros flies in first in his F-16 to lead the attack, but Pete Sosa takes flight. Pete perfectly aims the rear rocket from his Mandalorian armor and single-handedly shoots down the F-16. This act is met by cheers from his buddies on the ground but before he can regroup with them Gen. Zod flies in with his partners Non and Hyperion. Zod catches Pete and then rips him apart with his super-human strength. Joe kicks the semi into 15th gear and is hauling a** thru the city when Non lands in front of the semi and stays put. The Semi buckles around the Kryptonian and Joe is killed in the crash. Toto jumps on Laura and tries to bite her in the chest (can you blame him), but her Mithril Vest causes the little dog to break his teeth in the process. Laura then pulls out her lightsaber and uses it to kill Toto while her hubby is using his saber to take out Ewok #47. Primus and Unicron pound on each other with a ferocity that could send entire Solar Systems off balance, but the 2 of them manage to keep on fighting thru it. Eventually Primus, who is the larger and older of the 2 is able get a hold of Unicron’s head and rip it clean off of his enormous metal body to end the feud that has raged on for many millenniums. Zod, Non, & Hyperion fly up to fight Superman, Superboy, & Thor. Superman has taken out these guys before but he now realizes that the only chance his team has for victory is if his young counter-part and Thor can hold off the 3 of them while he attacks Primus. Superman races off into the depths of space and leaves Superboy and Thor outnumbered 3 to 2 against Zod, Non, & Hyperion. Godzilla & Set are working there way thru the city, destroying everything in their path on their way to battle with the “supermen” of Alice’s Wonder Team, when the 4 members of The Q Continuum simply cause both Godzilla and even the cosmic powered 7-headed Set to be destroyed as if they were simply getting rid of a pesky snake and lizard off of their property. The Q Continuum then decides that their next target will be Superman, but before they can execute their infinite powers again, The Presence decides that he will use a similar power to remove the life from every member of The Q Continuum. The Q Continuum is then destroyed, but afterwards The Presence decides to die for the sins of this sad race of omnipotents and join them in whatever existence is next. Thor and Superboy, despite being outnumbered keep the 3 Alice members at bay. Thor is able to sink Mojinir into the head of Hyperion and kill him, but once Non gets a hold of Superboy he is able to use his superior strength even over another Kryptonian to break his neck. Superman flies up into space at faster than the speed of light and once he is up there rockets thru the head of Primus. Whether Primus is weakened from his intense battle with his brother or simply not fast enough to react to Superman, it is unknown but either way Primus dies while Superman turns around in one fluid motion so he can return to his teammates as quick as possible. “Leave it to Kryptonians to leave me alone fighting more Kryptonians”. Thor grumbles to himself. Thor is grappling with Non when Zod is flying up behind the Asgardian god, measuring him for his killing blow. Zod is mere inches from attacking Thor when Superman flies back and delivers a punch t Zod, which saves Thor and sends Zod several miles away. Superman then takes this opportunity to aid Thor in his battle against Non. Non may be just as strong or stronger than both Superman and Thor, but his intelligence is completely lacking. It is this that allows Superman and Thor to gain the upper hand and kill Non before Zod can return to the battle. When Zod does return he instantly evens the playing field by kicking the hand of Thor causing him to drop Mojinir and then fall out of the sky. Zod and Superman then engage in an intense battle. The 2 Kryptonian arch-enemies pound on one another brutally. Eventually having their battle brought down to the desert area where they end up fighting on the ground instead of the air because as powerful as they are they can no longer even sustain flight due to the energy they are expelling with their city-leveling hits. Superman, despite his incalculable strength actually passes out from exhaustion right after he delivers the killing blow to the neck of Zod. Superman wakes up to see Thor w/ Mike and Laura standing over him. Superman, knowing how impressive his battle with Zod must have been to witness says to Thor: “Well do you mind having to advance to round 2 with a Kryptonian”? Thor reaches out his hand to help up Superman and says: “Aye, how about I advance to round 2 with my TEAMmate”.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCES TO THE SEMIFINALS!
Alice's Wonder Team is Primus, Q, True Q, The Q Representative, & Quinn, General Zod, Non, Hyperion, Ben Quadrineros in an F-16, Ewok #47, & Toto.
At last, these 2 American League cross-division rivals get to meet in The Play-offs. The aristocrat of arrogance vs. the colonel of cocky. The tyrant of trash talk vs. the lord of loudmouths. TEAM Vs. Alice. I’m not even willing to bet which one is which out of those punny names let alone who the “Best Buy” is for winner of this match, but there is no doubt that they have held back absolutely nothing for this bout with each other (not that either of these teams have a reputation for not starting their best possible team or anything). There are very few things in the Universe that can cause Primus to awaken from what he wishes to be an eternal slumber, but one of them, if not the only one is the presence of his brother Unicron. Once Unicron approaches in his robot form, Primus transforms into his robot form as well, and the 2 of them resume their battle that begun so many tens of thousands of years before. Down below on the play-off planet, Thor is flying into battle alongside Superman and Superboy in their first FFL appearance together. Thor has mixed emotions as he is still proud of his single-handed victory in the week 11 match, which was his only regular season appearance this year, but he is also a little upset about something: “What travesty! Here we are in the play-offs, ready to put everything on the line and the rest of my Thor brethren are sitting on the bench while I fly into battle with 2 Kryptonians“. Ben Quadrineros flies in first in his F-16 to lead the attack, but Pete Sosa takes flight. Pete perfectly aims the rear rocket from his Mandalorian armor and single-handedly shoots down the F-16. This act is met by cheers from his buddies on the ground but before he can regroup with them Gen. Zod flies in with his partners Non and Hyperion. Zod catches Pete and then rips him apart with his super-human strength. Joe kicks the semi into 15th gear and is hauling a** thru the city when Non lands in front of the semi and stays put. The Semi buckles around the Kryptonian and Joe is killed in the crash. Toto jumps on Laura and tries to bite her in the chest (can you blame him), but her Mithril Vest causes the little dog to break his teeth in the process. Laura then pulls out her lightsaber and uses it to kill Toto while her hubby is using his saber to take out Ewok #47. Primus and Unicron pound on each other with a ferocity that could send entire Solar Systems off balance, but the 2 of them manage to keep on fighting thru it. Eventually Primus, who is the larger and older of the 2 is able get a hold of Unicron’s head and rip it clean off of his enormous metal body to end the feud that has raged on for many millenniums. Zod, Non, & Hyperion fly up to fight Superman, Superboy, & Thor. Superman has taken out these guys before but he now realizes that the only chance his team has for victory is if his young counter-part and Thor can hold off the 3 of them while he attacks Primus. Superman races off into the depths of space and leaves Superboy and Thor outnumbered 3 to 2 against Zod, Non, & Hyperion. Godzilla & Set are working there way thru the city, destroying everything in their path on their way to battle with the “supermen” of Alice’s Wonder Team, when the 4 members of The Q Continuum simply cause both Godzilla and even the cosmic powered 7-headed Set to be destroyed as if they were simply getting rid of a pesky snake and lizard off of their property. The Q Continuum then decides that their next target will be Superman, but before they can execute their infinite powers again, The Presence decides that he will use a similar power to remove the life from every member of The Q Continuum. The Q Continuum is then destroyed, but afterwards The Presence decides to die for the sins of this sad race of omnipotents and join them in whatever existence is next. Thor and Superboy, despite being outnumbered keep the 3 Alice members at bay. Thor is able to sink Mojinir into the head of Hyperion and kill him, but once Non gets a hold of Superboy he is able to use his superior strength even over another Kryptonian to break his neck. Superman flies up into space at faster than the speed of light and once he is up there rockets thru the head of Primus. Whether Primus is weakened from his intense battle with his brother or simply not fast enough to react to Superman, it is unknown but either way Primus dies while Superman turns around in one fluid motion so he can return to his teammates as quick as possible. “Leave it to Kryptonians to leave me alone fighting more Kryptonians”. Thor grumbles to himself. Thor is grappling with Non when Zod is flying up behind the Asgardian god, measuring him for his killing blow. Zod is mere inches from attacking Thor when Superman flies back and delivers a punch t Zod, which saves Thor and sends Zod several miles away. Superman then takes this opportunity to aid Thor in his battle against Non. Non may be just as strong or stronger than both Superman and Thor, but his intelligence is completely lacking. It is this that allows Superman and Thor to gain the upper hand and kill Non before Zod can return to the battle. When Zod does return he instantly evens the playing field by kicking the hand of Thor causing him to drop Mojinir and then fall out of the sky. Zod and Superman then engage in an intense battle. The 2 Kryptonian arch-enemies pound on one another brutally. Eventually having their battle brought down to the desert area where they end up fighting on the ground instead of the air because as powerful as they are they can no longer even sustain flight due to the energy they are expelling with their city-leveling hits. Superman, despite his incalculable strength actually passes out from exhaustion right after he delivers the killing blow to the neck of Zod. Superman wakes up to see Thor w/ Mike and Laura standing over him. Superman, knowing how impressive his battle with Zod must have been to witness says to Thor: “Well do you mind having to advance to round 2 with a Kryptonian”? Thor reaches out his hand to help up Superman and says: “Aye, how about I advance to round 2 with my TEAMmate”.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCES TO THE SEMIFINALS!
The Untouchables Vs. Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve
The Untouchables are (Green Lantern) Sinestro, The Fantastic Four: Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Human Torch, & The Thing w/ She-Hulk & Franklin Richards in The Fantasticar, Megatron, Deadpool (w/ a red lightsaber), Onslaught, Sodom Yat, (Red Lantern) Guy Gardner, The Constructicons: Bonecrusher, Mixmaster, Hook, Long Haul, Scrapper, & Scavenger. Horatio Caine, & Snuffeluffagus.
Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Galactus w/ Nova (w/ a green lantern ring), Terrax, & Firelord, Anakin Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano, Brandon Inge (w/ a blue lightsaber & Iron Man Suit), Justin Oblak (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Mace Windu, Saint Walker, Indigo 1 & Monk, Calypso, & Oa Lantern #1 (w/ a green lantern ring).
If one were to start a conversation about the best rivalries in all of Fantasy Fantasy, they would no doubt mention The Untouchables Vs. The Kennelz. Not only were these 2 teams party to the first ever FFL match, but the 2 of them have gone back and forth with each other a total of 6 times (including this one) every one of which has been an evenly matched fight. Except for maybe TEAM and The Horsemen, no other rivalry has had so many memorable matches and has remained so even. Mr. Fantastic orders his troops into attack positions, as he leads the charge from the air in The Fantasticar, which is being piloted by The Thing and is holding all 4 members of the traditional Fantastic Four as well as Franklin Richards and She-Hulk (and don’t tell me that it can’t because it only has 4 seats, when it looks different in every single comic it has ever been in). Deadpool and his BFF Megatron are down in the city below when Deadpool says: “Holy crap am I geeked, isn’t it great to be back in the field again Meg”? Megatron replies: “I told you to never call me that meat sack”. “Dang, it has been a while, but I understand that FFL teams have to protect their first overall pick, second in FFL History”. “Technically you were the 51st, if you count all 50 Predators”. Megatron adds to rain on his parade. “yeah right, Meg. To bad nobody counts all 50 predators. I mean duh, one pick so they count as one. But for real Meg, it’s been so long since we got to start in a match together that we’ve got to blow up big time today. I’m not even kidding dude. This is gonna be epic”. “Plus, you do have 9 deaths, so you know that you can totally blow up before you hit the graveyard this week; I mean, I might as well mention that, since we’re breaking the 4th wall and all“. Megatron says mightily. Deadpool comes back with: “Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that. I can’t die. I mean, haven’t you ever read my comics”. “No”. Says Megatron. Deadpool looks shocked and hurt, but he hides it well (He is wearing a mask after all). Deadpool says: “What the hell do you mean you have never read my comics? I mean, I would have bought that bull crap back when The FFL first started, but ever since I was picked 2nd overall in the Season 1 draft, my sales have quadrupled. You can’t even go in a comic book store without tripping on one of my mags Meg. I’m the coolest thing out there these days. I’m like Deadpool and stuff. I’m Deadpool: The Man Without Fear. I’m your Friendly Neighborhood Deadpool. I’m the invincible Deadpool. I’m Deadpool The Man of Steel. I’m Deadpool born in to a world he never made. I’m a hero in a half shell: Deadpool power. I’M THE BEST AT WHAT WOLVERINE USED TO DO BUB!! I’M FREAKIN DEADPOOL”! Justin Oblak turns to Mace and says: “Master Windu, what do you have in mind for our plan of attack”. Mace replies with: “I was thinking about waiting until Deadfool shuts up and then rushing over there and kicking the crap out of them like we did the last time we met up with them on this planet“. “Sounds good to me”. Inge says to Justin after a warm embrace that made them feel as one even thru their heavy metal suits of armor. It is as if the stronger the armor around their bodies gets the weaker the armor around their hearts feels. It is only thru their example of full unbridled bromance that so many members of The Kennelz have allowed their own hearts to be opened to such full displays of Man Love. Now I’m talkin about true guy stuff here, not just the occasional “bring it in for the whole thing, manwhich hug” I’m talkin about straight men doing straight things like only straight men can. Megatron orders The Constructicons to form Devastator, while on the other side of the planet Galactus orders his 3 heralds to attack The Fantastic Four (or 6). As Onslaught comes rampaging on to the scene, Inge and Oblak are thankful that they are far away from him, now that they are both covered in metal suits. Horatio comes riding out of the forest on top of Snuffeluffagus. He rides up to where Inge and Oblak are positioned as the 2 of them are having a push contest and trading copies of paperbacks (Chicken Soup for the heavily armored soul for Jet Packs for Dummies). Snuffeluffagus walks up and Horatio takes off his glasses and says: “Not to be the elephant in the room, but you guys are about to become each other’s imaginary friend”. (OHHHH WON’T GETFOOLED AGAIN). Inge looks over at Justin and simply says: “Eff this guy”. Justin replies with: “exactly”. They then proceed to flame-throw the crap out of both Horatio and his furry steed. Sinestro cares not for the supposed setting advantage that certain characters supposedly have over him, which is why he flies in solo toward the water region looking for Calypso. Calypso emerges from the depths ready to reign down on the flier with her powers of manipulation, but Sinestro repels everything she throws at him with his green energy field and then uses a giant net of green energy to catch Calypso and then crushes her within its energy webbing. Nova leads the pack as the 3 heralds rush in toward the Fantasticar. Nova uses a well-placed blast of mixed energy from her ring and Galactus-granted powers to blow Franklin Richards to pieces. Mr. Fantastic, who is well-aware of his son’s powers is not only horrified by the death of his son, but also in shock at the sheer power that even a mere minion of Galactus can possess. As the Fantasticar flies by Terrax flies up next to them. She-Hulk stands up from the back seat of the Fantasticar and executes a perfectly timed leap. She grabs Terrax out of the air and the 2 of them fall onto the roof a nearby building. Terrax is stunned by the attack, but is still ready to take on any level of opponent. He is confident in his immense physical strength, gifted to him thru cosmic means; but She-Hulk’s Gamma Radiation powers prove to be even better as she restrains Terrax where he is at and then proceeds to pummel him out of existence. Nova uses her combined powers to once again target The Fantasticar, but this time she blows up the vehicle itself. Human Torch yells “Flame On” and instantly takes flight and engages Nova in battle. Mr. Fantastic is able to stretch his body into a parachute of sorts to glide down to the ground safely, while Invisible Woman is able to use her invisible force field to protect her from death as she hits the ground as well. The Thing doesn’t have any powers to aid him in this problem so he instead jumps onto the back of Firelord and uses him to break him fall down to the ground. His fall is not the only thing that is broken by this move, as it also works to break Firelord directly in half as well. The Human Torch and Nova engage in a fierce fight high above the city, but despite Nova’s plethora of powers Human Torch is still able to turn up the intensity of his heat so severely that even Nova’s durable skin is unable to withstand it when he flies into her head on. The Kennelz have known all along, that the main objective of The Fantastic Four was to get to Galactus and put a stop to him. The Kennelz see that the Fantastic Four have now been separated, and that even though they managed to destroy the heralds of Galactus, it was not to late to keep the team separate and to take advantage of this before they can regroup and possibly take out Galactus. Sodom Yat of The Untouchables notices this as well, and despite the fact that he has the utmost confidence in his teammates decides that there may never be a better time than the present to take out Galactus and that he may just be powerful enough to do it. She-Hulk is running down the stairs of the building that she killed Terrax on top of when she is met by Mace Windu on one of the landings. She-Hulk has no where to go but down, and she knows that she must now get thru Mace if she is going to help her teammates win this match. She Hulk rips off the railing next to her and launches it at Mace but the Jedi Master ducks out of the way just in the nick of time. Mace ten rushes in and dropkicks She-Hulk in the chest before he plunges his purple lightsaber into her neck. Anakin has climbed to the top of the highest skyscraper in the Play-off Planet city and has patiently waited for his opportunity. Anakin sees The Human Torch flying by at an amazing rate of speed when he allows himself to free fall off of the top of the building. Human Torch is dedicated to getting back to his sister and Reed Richards and is pushing himself to the limit when Anakin’s lightsaber slices right thru Johnny before he even knew Anakin was there. Anakin then guides himself into a nearby window, where he doesn’t realize an enrage Thing is waiting for him after having seen Anakin’s attack. “You killed Johnny, now it’s Clobberin Time” The Thing yells as he rushes at an exhausted Anakin, who has his back turned to the yellow rock coated Ben Grimm. The Thing is about to land a massive haymaker on Anakin when the Jedi’s padawan Ahsoka pops out from the ceiling tile above them and says: “I got your back master” as she runs her green lightsaber right down the center of The Thing. Mr. Fantastic and Invisible Woman have regrouped with each other and discovered thru Reed’s computer scans that the rest of their team is dead. Mace then meets up with Anakin and the 2 of them realize that although they have taken out most of The Fantastic Four they aren’t going to able to get to Reed and Susan; but that there is no way that the 2 of them can take out Galactus by themselves. Mace and Anakin begin to bicker with each other about what to do next when Ahsoka chimes in with: “Uhhh masters, how about we fight that guy before he squashes us” as she is pointing to the rampaging Devastator. The 2 Jedi both nod at Ahsoka and then nod at each other as they run at Devastator with Jedi speed. The Jedi Master, Knight, & Padawan run straight up the huge Decepticon and begin hacking at the gestalt with their lightsabers until Devastator falls to the ground with all 6 of its Constructicon parts destroyed. Sodom Yat is joined by Sinestro in his attack on Galactus, but Galactus manages to vaporize Sodom Yat with a blast of cosmic energy from his fist. Sinestro completely shields himself in green energy as he flies in for the kill against Galactus, but the devourer of worlds still manages to punch right thru his defenses and thru the man himself to end what has been a great FFL career. Mr. Fantastic and Invisible Woman use the death of their teammate as a diversion to get right up on Galactus. Mr. Fantastic may not have an ultimate nullifier or the rest of his team to aid him, but he knows that if The Untouchables are going to make it out of the first round for the first time than he and his wife are going to have to take out Galactus. Invisible Woman wraps both herself and her husband in the strongest invisible shield she has ever created. Once inside they burst thru the purple helmet of Galactus and find themselves right inside the omnipotent brain of Galactus. Reed uses his incalculable intellect and his amazing understanding of alien technology to tap into the brain of Galactus. Galactus has such confidence in his superior intelligence over any other life form that he simply allows this to take place, just to see what happens. Reed Richards entire head excruciatingly aches as he attempts this, as does that of Susan’s from keeping up such an intense force field but in the end Mr. Fantastic is able to overload the brain of Galactus and kill the Devourer of Worlds with his thoughts. Reed and Susan lay on the ground nearly dead from such an exertion when Brandon Inge and Justin Oblak land next to them. Justin says: “These guys are from the other team, right”? “I’m pretty sure”. Inge replies. They then proceed to pump the last 2 members of The Fantastic Four full of lead (Justin kills Invisible Woman & Inge kills Mr. Fantastic). The 2 of them fly away and Justin says: “Hey Brandon, were those 2 we just killed powerful or anything”? Inge replies: “I doubt it dude, they were just laying there after all”. Saint Walker uses his blue lantern ring to charge the Oa Guardian’s green ring up to 200% and they fly in to attack Onslaught with the help of Indigo 1 & Monk. Onslaught taps into the mind of Monk and mindblocks him which results in his instant death, but the other 3 lanterns are able to combine the power of their rings and kill Onslaught before the super-powered mutant can do it again. Guy Gardner would have been enraged by the death of Reed and Susan, even if he wasn’t a red lantern, butt since he is, it makes the deaths of Brandon Inge and Justin Oblak even more enjoyable for him. Guy uses a red energy axe and a green energy harpoon to cut right thru the armor protecting both Justin and Brandon without even slowing his flight speed. Guy then kills Indigo 1 from the air with a double blast of red and green energy. Guy Gardner then meets up with mace Windu, who he reminds that he has lived thru more matches than any other character this season and that he has ever intention of living thru this one. Mace does a spin move which results in his lightsaber cutting off Guy’s head while he says: “that’s great, if you’re still around after 3 seasons, than come talk to me”. Mace is pretty proud of himself at this point, but not for long as he is caught by a massive blast of energy from Megatron, in gun form who is being held by Deadpool. “Hah, just like old times, huh Meg”! Deadpool says as he throws Megatron into the air so he can transform back into robot form. Megatron then flies up and then comes down hard onto the head of Anakin to crush the Chosen One in his tracks. Deadpool jumps into action with his full-auto pistol and ninja sword raging as he attacks both the Oa Guardian and Saint Walker. “Oh, don’t even get me started on you lanterns, yeah that’s right I heard about you guys. You think you are so cool and that your blackest night story was so good. Well, guess what. While DC was creating a great story line about you guys, the boys back at Marvel were busy jamming me down every comic nerd’s throat until even my die hard fans couldn’t stand me anymore. So DC might have made decent characters out of you guys, but I’m basically invincible now“. During this diatribe Deadpool manages to cut the heads off of both Saint Walker and the Oa Guardian, but not before The Oa Guardian delivers a rocket ship shaped green energy blast thru the face of Deadpool’s only living teammate and total BFF Megatron. Ahsoka Tano stands before Deadpool with her lightsaber ignited when Deadpool looks at her and says: “Ahhh, and then there was one. Crap my bullets can be deflected by your lightsaber and my swords are going to totally get cut in half by it too”. “Don’t you have a red lightsaber from the beginning of the season”? Ahsoka says. “Oh yeah, that’s right, thanks for the reminder”. Deadpool says in response. Deadpool looks at Ahsoka and says: “before we fight, I gotta tell you that the new Season of Star Wars Clone Wars is totally kicking my A**, in fact would you mind autographing one of my weapons”? Ahsoka says in reply: “Sorry, I must have left my pen in my other utility belt, but while we are being honest and breaking the fourth wall, the fact that you have been turned into the ultimate sell-out character really does suck”. “Uh-oh, fan-girl alert”. Says Deadpool. He continues: “I guess you do have a point though, I mean how much sarcastic crap from me can they possibly put out every single month, eventually it just gets old”. At this point their red and green lightsabers are clashing. “But I guess if the whole Marvel corporation is going to sell out to Hollywood then they are going to have to make gnarly characters like me sell out as well”. Deadpool then gains the upper hand over the Jedi Padawan and puts his lightsaber thru her chest. Deadpool says: “See, I told you guys I couldn’t die. Hmmmm....... And now here I am by myself, talking to myself, now that, is the essence of Deadpool”.
THE UNTOUCHABLES ARE VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCE TO THE SEMI-FINALS!
Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Galactus w/ Nova (w/ a green lantern ring), Terrax, & Firelord, Anakin Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano, Brandon Inge (w/ a blue lightsaber & Iron Man Suit), Justin Oblak (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Mace Windu, Saint Walker, Indigo 1 & Monk, Calypso, & Oa Lantern #1 (w/ a green lantern ring).
If one were to start a conversation about the best rivalries in all of Fantasy Fantasy, they would no doubt mention The Untouchables Vs. The Kennelz. Not only were these 2 teams party to the first ever FFL match, but the 2 of them have gone back and forth with each other a total of 6 times (including this one) every one of which has been an evenly matched fight. Except for maybe TEAM and The Horsemen, no other rivalry has had so many memorable matches and has remained so even. Mr. Fantastic orders his troops into attack positions, as he leads the charge from the air in The Fantasticar, which is being piloted by The Thing and is holding all 4 members of the traditional Fantastic Four as well as Franklin Richards and She-Hulk (and don’t tell me that it can’t because it only has 4 seats, when it looks different in every single comic it has ever been in). Deadpool and his BFF Megatron are down in the city below when Deadpool says: “Holy crap am I geeked, isn’t it great to be back in the field again Meg”? Megatron replies: “I told you to never call me that meat sack”. “Dang, it has been a while, but I understand that FFL teams have to protect their first overall pick, second in FFL History”. “Technically you were the 51st, if you count all 50 Predators”. Megatron adds to rain on his parade. “yeah right, Meg. To bad nobody counts all 50 predators. I mean duh, one pick so they count as one. But for real Meg, it’s been so long since we got to start in a match together that we’ve got to blow up big time today. I’m not even kidding dude. This is gonna be epic”. “Plus, you do have 9 deaths, so you know that you can totally blow up before you hit the graveyard this week; I mean, I might as well mention that, since we’re breaking the 4th wall and all“. Megatron says mightily. Deadpool comes back with: “Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that. I can’t die. I mean, haven’t you ever read my comics”. “No”. Says Megatron. Deadpool looks shocked and hurt, but he hides it well (He is wearing a mask after all). Deadpool says: “What the hell do you mean you have never read my comics? I mean, I would have bought that bull crap back when The FFL first started, but ever since I was picked 2nd overall in the Season 1 draft, my sales have quadrupled. You can’t even go in a comic book store without tripping on one of my mags Meg. I’m the coolest thing out there these days. I’m like Deadpool and stuff. I’m Deadpool: The Man Without Fear. I’m your Friendly Neighborhood Deadpool. I’m the invincible Deadpool. I’m Deadpool The Man of Steel. I’m Deadpool born in to a world he never made. I’m a hero in a half shell: Deadpool power. I’M THE BEST AT WHAT WOLVERINE USED TO DO BUB!! I’M FREAKIN DEADPOOL”! Justin Oblak turns to Mace and says: “Master Windu, what do you have in mind for our plan of attack”. Mace replies with: “I was thinking about waiting until Deadfool shuts up and then rushing over there and kicking the crap out of them like we did the last time we met up with them on this planet“. “Sounds good to me”. Inge says to Justin after a warm embrace that made them feel as one even thru their heavy metal suits of armor. It is as if the stronger the armor around their bodies gets the weaker the armor around their hearts feels. It is only thru their example of full unbridled bromance that so many members of The Kennelz have allowed their own hearts to be opened to such full displays of Man Love. Now I’m talkin about true guy stuff here, not just the occasional “bring it in for the whole thing, manwhich hug” I’m talkin about straight men doing straight things like only straight men can. Megatron orders The Constructicons to form Devastator, while on the other side of the planet Galactus orders his 3 heralds to attack The Fantastic Four (or 6). As Onslaught comes rampaging on to the scene, Inge and Oblak are thankful that they are far away from him, now that they are both covered in metal suits. Horatio comes riding out of the forest on top of Snuffeluffagus. He rides up to where Inge and Oblak are positioned as the 2 of them are having a push contest and trading copies of paperbacks (Chicken Soup for the heavily armored soul for Jet Packs for Dummies). Snuffeluffagus walks up and Horatio takes off his glasses and says: “Not to be the elephant in the room, but you guys are about to become each other’s imaginary friend”. (OHHHH WON’T GETFOOLED AGAIN). Inge looks over at Justin and simply says: “Eff this guy”. Justin replies with: “exactly”. They then proceed to flame-throw the crap out of both Horatio and his furry steed. Sinestro cares not for the supposed setting advantage that certain characters supposedly have over him, which is why he flies in solo toward the water region looking for Calypso. Calypso emerges from the depths ready to reign down on the flier with her powers of manipulation, but Sinestro repels everything she throws at him with his green energy field and then uses a giant net of green energy to catch Calypso and then crushes her within its energy webbing. Nova leads the pack as the 3 heralds rush in toward the Fantasticar. Nova uses a well-placed blast of mixed energy from her ring and Galactus-granted powers to blow Franklin Richards to pieces. Mr. Fantastic, who is well-aware of his son’s powers is not only horrified by the death of his son, but also in shock at the sheer power that even a mere minion of Galactus can possess. As the Fantasticar flies by Terrax flies up next to them. She-Hulk stands up from the back seat of the Fantasticar and executes a perfectly timed leap. She grabs Terrax out of the air and the 2 of them fall onto the roof a nearby building. Terrax is stunned by the attack, but is still ready to take on any level of opponent. He is confident in his immense physical strength, gifted to him thru cosmic means; but She-Hulk’s Gamma Radiation powers prove to be even better as she restrains Terrax where he is at and then proceeds to pummel him out of existence. Nova uses her combined powers to once again target The Fantasticar, but this time she blows up the vehicle itself. Human Torch yells “Flame On” and instantly takes flight and engages Nova in battle. Mr. Fantastic is able to stretch his body into a parachute of sorts to glide down to the ground safely, while Invisible Woman is able to use her invisible force field to protect her from death as she hits the ground as well. The Thing doesn’t have any powers to aid him in this problem so he instead jumps onto the back of Firelord and uses him to break him fall down to the ground. His fall is not the only thing that is broken by this move, as it also works to break Firelord directly in half as well. The Human Torch and Nova engage in a fierce fight high above the city, but despite Nova’s plethora of powers Human Torch is still able to turn up the intensity of his heat so severely that even Nova’s durable skin is unable to withstand it when he flies into her head on. The Kennelz have known all along, that the main objective of The Fantastic Four was to get to Galactus and put a stop to him. The Kennelz see that the Fantastic Four have now been separated, and that even though they managed to destroy the heralds of Galactus, it was not to late to keep the team separate and to take advantage of this before they can regroup and possibly take out Galactus. Sodom Yat of The Untouchables notices this as well, and despite the fact that he has the utmost confidence in his teammates decides that there may never be a better time than the present to take out Galactus and that he may just be powerful enough to do it. She-Hulk is running down the stairs of the building that she killed Terrax on top of when she is met by Mace Windu on one of the landings. She-Hulk has no where to go but down, and she knows that she must now get thru Mace if she is going to help her teammates win this match. She Hulk rips off the railing next to her and launches it at Mace but the Jedi Master ducks out of the way just in the nick of time. Mace ten rushes in and dropkicks She-Hulk in the chest before he plunges his purple lightsaber into her neck. Anakin has climbed to the top of the highest skyscraper in the Play-off Planet city and has patiently waited for his opportunity. Anakin sees The Human Torch flying by at an amazing rate of speed when he allows himself to free fall off of the top of the building. Human Torch is dedicated to getting back to his sister and Reed Richards and is pushing himself to the limit when Anakin’s lightsaber slices right thru Johnny before he even knew Anakin was there. Anakin then guides himself into a nearby window, where he doesn’t realize an enrage Thing is waiting for him after having seen Anakin’s attack. “You killed Johnny, now it’s Clobberin Time” The Thing yells as he rushes at an exhausted Anakin, who has his back turned to the yellow rock coated Ben Grimm. The Thing is about to land a massive haymaker on Anakin when the Jedi’s padawan Ahsoka pops out from the ceiling tile above them and says: “I got your back master” as she runs her green lightsaber right down the center of The Thing. Mr. Fantastic and Invisible Woman have regrouped with each other and discovered thru Reed’s computer scans that the rest of their team is dead. Mace then meets up with Anakin and the 2 of them realize that although they have taken out most of The Fantastic Four they aren’t going to able to get to Reed and Susan; but that there is no way that the 2 of them can take out Galactus by themselves. Mace and Anakin begin to bicker with each other about what to do next when Ahsoka chimes in with: “Uhhh masters, how about we fight that guy before he squashes us” as she is pointing to the rampaging Devastator. The 2 Jedi both nod at Ahsoka and then nod at each other as they run at Devastator with Jedi speed. The Jedi Master, Knight, & Padawan run straight up the huge Decepticon and begin hacking at the gestalt with their lightsabers until Devastator falls to the ground with all 6 of its Constructicon parts destroyed. Sodom Yat is joined by Sinestro in his attack on Galactus, but Galactus manages to vaporize Sodom Yat with a blast of cosmic energy from his fist. Sinestro completely shields himself in green energy as he flies in for the kill against Galactus, but the devourer of worlds still manages to punch right thru his defenses and thru the man himself to end what has been a great FFL career. Mr. Fantastic and Invisible Woman use the death of their teammate as a diversion to get right up on Galactus. Mr. Fantastic may not have an ultimate nullifier or the rest of his team to aid him, but he knows that if The Untouchables are going to make it out of the first round for the first time than he and his wife are going to have to take out Galactus. Invisible Woman wraps both herself and her husband in the strongest invisible shield she has ever created. Once inside they burst thru the purple helmet of Galactus and find themselves right inside the omnipotent brain of Galactus. Reed uses his incalculable intellect and his amazing understanding of alien technology to tap into the brain of Galactus. Galactus has such confidence in his superior intelligence over any other life form that he simply allows this to take place, just to see what happens. Reed Richards entire head excruciatingly aches as he attempts this, as does that of Susan’s from keeping up such an intense force field but in the end Mr. Fantastic is able to overload the brain of Galactus and kill the Devourer of Worlds with his thoughts. Reed and Susan lay on the ground nearly dead from such an exertion when Brandon Inge and Justin Oblak land next to them. Justin says: “These guys are from the other team, right”? “I’m pretty sure”. Inge replies. They then proceed to pump the last 2 members of The Fantastic Four full of lead (Justin kills Invisible Woman & Inge kills Mr. Fantastic). The 2 of them fly away and Justin says: “Hey Brandon, were those 2 we just killed powerful or anything”? Inge replies: “I doubt it dude, they were just laying there after all”. Saint Walker uses his blue lantern ring to charge the Oa Guardian’s green ring up to 200% and they fly in to attack Onslaught with the help of Indigo 1 & Monk. Onslaught taps into the mind of Monk and mindblocks him which results in his instant death, but the other 3 lanterns are able to combine the power of their rings and kill Onslaught before the super-powered mutant can do it again. Guy Gardner would have been enraged by the death of Reed and Susan, even if he wasn’t a red lantern, butt since he is, it makes the deaths of Brandon Inge and Justin Oblak even more enjoyable for him. Guy uses a red energy axe and a green energy harpoon to cut right thru the armor protecting both Justin and Brandon without even slowing his flight speed. Guy then kills Indigo 1 from the air with a double blast of red and green energy. Guy Gardner then meets up with mace Windu, who he reminds that he has lived thru more matches than any other character this season and that he has ever intention of living thru this one. Mace does a spin move which results in his lightsaber cutting off Guy’s head while he says: “that’s great, if you’re still around after 3 seasons, than come talk to me”. Mace is pretty proud of himself at this point, but not for long as he is caught by a massive blast of energy from Megatron, in gun form who is being held by Deadpool. “Hah, just like old times, huh Meg”! Deadpool says as he throws Megatron into the air so he can transform back into robot form. Megatron then flies up and then comes down hard onto the head of Anakin to crush the Chosen One in his tracks. Deadpool jumps into action with his full-auto pistol and ninja sword raging as he attacks both the Oa Guardian and Saint Walker. “Oh, don’t even get me started on you lanterns, yeah that’s right I heard about you guys. You think you are so cool and that your blackest night story was so good. Well, guess what. While DC was creating a great story line about you guys, the boys back at Marvel were busy jamming me down every comic nerd’s throat until even my die hard fans couldn’t stand me anymore. So DC might have made decent characters out of you guys, but I’m basically invincible now“. During this diatribe Deadpool manages to cut the heads off of both Saint Walker and the Oa Guardian, but not before The Oa Guardian delivers a rocket ship shaped green energy blast thru the face of Deadpool’s only living teammate and total BFF Megatron. Ahsoka Tano stands before Deadpool with her lightsaber ignited when Deadpool looks at her and says: “Ahhh, and then there was one. Crap my bullets can be deflected by your lightsaber and my swords are going to totally get cut in half by it too”. “Don’t you have a red lightsaber from the beginning of the season”? Ahsoka says. “Oh yeah, that’s right, thanks for the reminder”. Deadpool says in response. Deadpool looks at Ahsoka and says: “before we fight, I gotta tell you that the new Season of Star Wars Clone Wars is totally kicking my A**, in fact would you mind autographing one of my weapons”? Ahsoka says in reply: “Sorry, I must have left my pen in my other utility belt, but while we are being honest and breaking the fourth wall, the fact that you have been turned into the ultimate sell-out character really does suck”. “Uh-oh, fan-girl alert”. Says Deadpool. He continues: “I guess you do have a point though, I mean how much sarcastic crap from me can they possibly put out every single month, eventually it just gets old”. At this point their red and green lightsabers are clashing. “But I guess if the whole Marvel corporation is going to sell out to Hollywood then they are going to have to make gnarly characters like me sell out as well”. Deadpool then gains the upper hand over the Jedi Padawan and puts his lightsaber thru her chest. Deadpool says: “See, I told you guys I couldn’t die. Hmmmm....... And now here I am by myself, talking to myself, now that, is the essence of Deadpool”.
THE UNTOUCHABLES ARE VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCE TO THE SEMI-FINALS!
The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Supergirl, Superboy Prime, Sixshot, The One Above All, Circuit Breaker, The Joker, Harley Quinn, Luke Skywalker Grand Jedi Master, Plo Koon, Major Amos Dundee (in an Iron Man Suit), Achilles, Sabertooth, Deathstroke (w/ a blue lightsaber), & Deadly Little Miho (w/ a blue lightsaber).
Team Sleeping Pussy is Planetary: Elijah Snow, Jakita Wagner, Ambrose Chase, & The Drummer, Hanover Fist, M.O.D.O.K., Knag the Conqueror, Female Sentinel #2-5, Spider-Woman, Mastermind, Banshee, The Flash (Jay Garrett), War Skrull #1-4, Giant Man, & Kahn.
For the second time in FFL history these 2 teams meet in the first round of the play-offs. The Horsemen have won their division for the 3rd straight year and Team Sleeping Pussy once again has the misfortune of having to play them first. The One Above All decides that he is The One Above this match and that there is no member of their opponent’s team that requires his attention and departs the play-off planet all together. “Oh, that’s just great”. Superboy says to Supergirl. He continues: “I mean, I’m sure we can still take these guys, but we sure could of used a Celestial against Dr. Manhattan & Jean Grey, especially now that she has a green lantern ring”. “I’m not worried” replies Supergirl. Achilles has been put in charge of The Horsemen squad, who has decided to set up camp in the desert area, where they believe a wide-open head to head battle will favor them. The Sleeping Pussies go on the offensive, but The Horsemen see them coming. Maj. Amos Dundee uses some of the tech in his new suit to scan the incoming squad and relays the situation to his team: “It looks to me like we got no Cyclops, Jean Grey, or Dr. Manhattan”. “Lucky for them”. Replies Achilles. “I’m thinking lucky for us” says Sixshot. “It matters not, this match will be over quickly” says Achilles arrogantly. Maj. Dundee then targets 2 of his rockets and takes out both Kahn and M.O.D.O.K. before their team even officially arrives. Achilles and his 3 Myrmidons are instantly locked in an intense battle with The Planetary crew, while Kang the Conqueror opens up a portal right next to Luke, Plo Koon, The Joker, Harley Quinn, & Circuit Breaker. From out of the portal comes Kang, Banshee, Flash, & Giant Man. The 4 of them work well as a unit and use their powers t attack Luke and his crew, but they are actually taken out rather quickly by The Horsemen. Luke force leaps into the air to take off the head of Giant Man, while Plo Koon catches Flash on his way past him wit a lightsaber to the chest. The Joker is able to kill Kang with a mallet to the dome and Harley Quinn takes out Banshee with a Bazooka blast to the face before Banshee can get out any killer screams. Luke is most impressed with his team’s abilities as he orders them to form up for their next opponents, but their next opponents show up even quicker then expected. Suddenly a portal opens and out comes Kang, Banshee, Flash, & Giant Man. Evidentially the last time they encountered these 4 they were actually the 4 War Skrulls, but this time it is the real deal. Luke still manages to use the exact same maneuver on the real Giant Man to finish him off, but the rest of the squad is not so lucky. Harley Quinn may be used to annoying noises after hanging out with The Joker for all these years, but she still can’t handle the screams that come from Banshee, who does not let up until her head has exploded. Plo Koon is knocked to the ground by the Flash, but Master Koon is able t shield himself enough with the force to keep any bones from breaking. This time the Flash gives the Jedi Master a much bigger run for his money, but in the end the result is the same as Plo turns off his lightsaber and ten reignites it at the perfect time to catch Flash off guard and have him run right thru the blade. Kang the Conqueror disappears into thin air and then returns a moment later right behind The Joker with a small bomb that he attaches to The Joker’s back. Kang then disappears again right before The Joker explodes. The 4 Female Sentinels, Spider-Woman, & Master Mind arrive to help out their teammates, but Six Shot shows up to help out his as well. Circuit Breaker is trying to put herself in position to attach herself to the Sentinels, but before she can Spider-Woman zaps her with her stinger blast and puts her out of commission for good. The Sentinels may have avoided that possible fate, but they do not fair any better against Sixshot, who single handedly makes short work of all 4 of them. Kang then puts a portal right in the flight path of Sixshot who seems to just come out the other side of it, but when he does, he comes out a dead, rusted mess. Supergirl decides tat she has had about enough Kang for one day and conquers him with a killer batch of Heat Vision. Mastermind tries to overpower Luke with his mental abilities, but Luke fight back and overcomes the attack with his own Jedi Mind powers. Mastermind is physically blown back by the mental attack, which gives Luke plenty of time to follow thru with a lightsaber stab to the heart. Hanover Fist delivers a kick to the chest of Plo Koon that sends him right thru a nearby rock, but The Jedi Master launches his lightsaber at The Heavy Metal character that goes directly into his neck. Achilles, Sabertooth, Deathstroke, & Miho had definitely met their match with Planetary, but in the end they were victorious, as Sabertooth was able to fight thru the blood freeze that Elijah Snow gave to him. Sabertooth’s healing factor kicked in just in time for the mutant to rip out Elijah’s throat. Deadly little Miho fought a pitched battle with Jakita Wagner that Miho ended with a lightsaber/katana combo to the chest of Jakita. Deathstroke managed to stay one step ahead of Ambrose Chase and delivered a neck-breaking kick to his opponent, while Achilles managed to pound The Drummer in to the ground. Supergirl and Superboy Prime flew in next to each other at the end to catch up to Banshee and Spider-Woman and finish them off with similar neck-breaking moves.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTRIOUS AND ADVANCE TO THE SEMI-FINALS!
Team Sleeping Pussy is Planetary: Elijah Snow, Jakita Wagner, Ambrose Chase, & The Drummer, Hanover Fist, M.O.D.O.K., Knag the Conqueror, Female Sentinel #2-5, Spider-Woman, Mastermind, Banshee, The Flash (Jay Garrett), War Skrull #1-4, Giant Man, & Kahn.
For the second time in FFL history these 2 teams meet in the first round of the play-offs. The Horsemen have won their division for the 3rd straight year and Team Sleeping Pussy once again has the misfortune of having to play them first. The One Above All decides that he is The One Above this match and that there is no member of their opponent’s team that requires his attention and departs the play-off planet all together. “Oh, that’s just great”. Superboy says to Supergirl. He continues: “I mean, I’m sure we can still take these guys, but we sure could of used a Celestial against Dr. Manhattan & Jean Grey, especially now that she has a green lantern ring”. “I’m not worried” replies Supergirl. Achilles has been put in charge of The Horsemen squad, who has decided to set up camp in the desert area, where they believe a wide-open head to head battle will favor them. The Sleeping Pussies go on the offensive, but The Horsemen see them coming. Maj. Amos Dundee uses some of the tech in his new suit to scan the incoming squad and relays the situation to his team: “It looks to me like we got no Cyclops, Jean Grey, or Dr. Manhattan”. “Lucky for them”. Replies Achilles. “I’m thinking lucky for us” says Sixshot. “It matters not, this match will be over quickly” says Achilles arrogantly. Maj. Dundee then targets 2 of his rockets and takes out both Kahn and M.O.D.O.K. before their team even officially arrives. Achilles and his 3 Myrmidons are instantly locked in an intense battle with The Planetary crew, while Kang the Conqueror opens up a portal right next to Luke, Plo Koon, The Joker, Harley Quinn, & Circuit Breaker. From out of the portal comes Kang, Banshee, Flash, & Giant Man. The 4 of them work well as a unit and use their powers t attack Luke and his crew, but they are actually taken out rather quickly by The Horsemen. Luke force leaps into the air to take off the head of Giant Man, while Plo Koon catches Flash on his way past him wit a lightsaber to the chest. The Joker is able to kill Kang with a mallet to the dome and Harley Quinn takes out Banshee with a Bazooka blast to the face before Banshee can get out any killer screams. Luke is most impressed with his team’s abilities as he orders them to form up for their next opponents, but their next opponents show up even quicker then expected. Suddenly a portal opens and out comes Kang, Banshee, Flash, & Giant Man. Evidentially the last time they encountered these 4 they were actually the 4 War Skrulls, but this time it is the real deal. Luke still manages to use the exact same maneuver on the real Giant Man to finish him off, but the rest of the squad is not so lucky. Harley Quinn may be used to annoying noises after hanging out with The Joker for all these years, but she still can’t handle the screams that come from Banshee, who does not let up until her head has exploded. Plo Koon is knocked to the ground by the Flash, but Master Koon is able t shield himself enough with the force to keep any bones from breaking. This time the Flash gives the Jedi Master a much bigger run for his money, but in the end the result is the same as Plo turns off his lightsaber and ten reignites it at the perfect time to catch Flash off guard and have him run right thru the blade. Kang the Conqueror disappears into thin air and then returns a moment later right behind The Joker with a small bomb that he attaches to The Joker’s back. Kang then disappears again right before The Joker explodes. The 4 Female Sentinels, Spider-Woman, & Master Mind arrive to help out their teammates, but Six Shot shows up to help out his as well. Circuit Breaker is trying to put herself in position to attach herself to the Sentinels, but before she can Spider-Woman zaps her with her stinger blast and puts her out of commission for good. The Sentinels may have avoided that possible fate, but they do not fair any better against Sixshot, who single handedly makes short work of all 4 of them. Kang then puts a portal right in the flight path of Sixshot who seems to just come out the other side of it, but when he does, he comes out a dead, rusted mess. Supergirl decides tat she has had about enough Kang for one day and conquers him with a killer batch of Heat Vision. Mastermind tries to overpower Luke with his mental abilities, but Luke fight back and overcomes the attack with his own Jedi Mind powers. Mastermind is physically blown back by the mental attack, which gives Luke plenty of time to follow thru with a lightsaber stab to the heart. Hanover Fist delivers a kick to the chest of Plo Koon that sends him right thru a nearby rock, but The Jedi Master launches his lightsaber at The Heavy Metal character that goes directly into his neck. Achilles, Sabertooth, Deathstroke, & Miho had definitely met their match with Planetary, but in the end they were victorious, as Sabertooth was able to fight thru the blood freeze that Elijah Snow gave to him. Sabertooth’s healing factor kicked in just in time for the mutant to rip out Elijah’s throat. Deadly little Miho fought a pitched battle with Jakita Wagner that Miho ended with a lightsaber/katana combo to the chest of Jakita. Deathstroke managed to stay one step ahead of Ambrose Chase and delivered a neck-breaking kick to his opponent, while Achilles managed to pound The Drummer in to the ground. Supergirl and Superboy Prime flew in next to each other at the end to catch up to Banshee and Spider-Woman and finish them off with similar neck-breaking moves.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTRIOUS AND ADVANCE TO THE SEMI-FINALS!
Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Logical Genocide
Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches are The One Above All, The Living Tribunal, Ego: The Living Planet, Ranx: The Sentient City, Mogo, & Orion.
Logical Genocide is Ion, Nekron, Mera (w/ a red lantern ring), V (w/ a yellow lantern ring), Cannon Fodder Smurf (w/ a blue lantern ring), Manhunter #1-3, Dr. Deathbrain & The Living Killing Roller Coaster, Red Lantern #2, Titan Force 5, Jedi Master #28, Black Dragon #11, Jason Todd, & Robert Hudson (w/ a laser sword, laser gun, & pokeball).
The One Above All & The Living Tribunal alter the reality that they have been thrust into and do away with the play-off planet all together (don‘t worry, us all powerful watchers will bring it back for next week). The combatants sent by Logical Genocide are instantaneously split up into three groups and transported onto Ego, Mogo, & Ranx. All 5 parts of the combined Titan Maximum have managed to stay free-floating in space, but the rest of the combatants have been split into 3 groups. Mera was put onto the waterless Ranx, along with Jedi Master #28, Jason Todd, Cannon Fodder Smurf, & Robert Hudson. Dr. Deathbrain, The Living Killing Roller Coaster, Ion, Nekron, & The Manhunters: Alpha, Beta, & Centra. And on Mogo was placed V, Red Lantern #2, & Cyphillic the Black Dragon. Orion, with The One Above All & The Living Tribunal in tow move against Titan Maximum. The One Above All at this moment has taken the appearance of Bryan Beckerman, and is claiming that in his reality he is actually the owner of this team and that he controls every aspect of the management of it. Orion begins the attack on Titan Maximum and despite his size which is miniscule in comparison to The Voltron rip-off he manages to put quite a hurting on it. The Living Tribunal hangs back patiently to see what the best means of attack will be, while The One Above All hurls a concentrated form of cosmic feces at the Titan Force Five. Titan Maximum uses its futuristic weaponry and concentrates all of its firepower on The One Above All. With this attack Titan Maximum’s artillery resources are nearly exhausted, but he does manage to take out The Bryan Beckerman/One Above All. I personally was unsure if The One Above All could be killed by conventional means, but today he was. The Living Tribunal and Orion are shocked by the destruction of The One Above All as they converge on Titan Maximum and with their combined powers, destroy it. On Mogo, the enormous green lantern has turned all vegetation against the combatants placed on his surface, which is why the 3 of them capable of flight have taken to the air. V, Red Lantern #2, and Cyphillic are all flying in different directions when Mogo increases the wind speed so severely that all of them are grounded by the well-past tornado level speeds. Cyphillic is killed as he makes contact on the hard ground, but the aura created by their lantern rings keeps the other 2 LGer’s alive. V and his Red counterpart fight back fiercely, but in the end they are no match for an entire planet turned against them and are destroyed by Mogo. Dr. Deathbrain is riding in the front of the first car of The Living Killing Roller Coaster, with the utmost confidence in his creation’s ability to destroy a planet. “Muwhahaha, it is I the evil genius Dr. Deathbrain, who with my superior twisted intelligence created the most dangerous and scariest killing machine of all time. What is a planet, when one is in control of a carnival ride of terror, that can not only kill you, but also have a conversation with you”!! Dr. Deathbrain says. The Living Killing Roller Coaster replies with: “Yup”. Dr. Deathbrain then proceeds to tell his entire plan to anyone who would listen: “Once my plan is complete, I will have forced every piece of this planet over 48 inches tall to ride on The Living Killing Roller Coaster until they are scared to death of its twists and turns”. Mogo then causes an earthquake which causes The Living Killing Roller Coaster to break apart and kill not only The Living Killing Roller Coaster, but also its only occupant Dr. Deathbrain. Ego attacks in a fashion similar to that of Mogo, but finds himself with slightly tougher opponents. Ego is able to direct all 3 of The Manhunters into the red hot magma of the living planet’s most treacherous volcano, but Ion and Nekron are able to barrel thru the center of Ego with the aid of Ion’s green ring and then actually blow up Ego, from the inside out. Ion and Nekron have a plan, which is why the 2 of them do their best to destroy Ego, but to still leave a shell of what was once alive, so Nekron can potentially bring the living planet back from the dead to aid Logical Genocide, but The Living Tribunal foresees this chain of events and sends Ego, the non-living planet out of this particular realm of reality. Mera is getting more and more pissed off as she leads her Motley crew thru the twisted metal hallways of the massive prison located on Ranx. Mera tells her squad to follow her as she hangs a left into a large room with several exits, but before they can chose which way to go next, the exits and entrances all close up and the room comes alive, with yellow energy controlled mechanisms attacking them. The LGers jump into action and begin fighting back against the mechanical terrors, but their are just to many of them. Mera is using her red ring to aid her already heightened abilities to wipe out several of the ever-duplicating opponents, but in the end she is caught off guard by a large buzz-saw like robot that takes her head clean off. “Mera’s dead man, we gotta get the hell out of here. Game over man. Game over”. Hudson screams to his teammates. Jedi Master #28 says: “Hudson, get over here and follow my lead. Todd, you and the smurf cover our backs”. “Whatever you’re gonna do, do it fast” See-Eff says in reply. The Jedi Master ignites his lightsaber, while Robert pulls out his laser sword and the 2 of them begin making their own exit out of the room thru the metal walls while Jason Todd and Cannon Fodder hold off the numerous forms of metal meannies attacking them. The 4 of them actually manage to get thru the wall and to dive thru a small hatch in the next room where they fall into a small chamber to escape their attackers. They land about ten feet below them when Jason Todd says: “What a great idea, and what a wonderful smell you’ve discovered”. “Sorry, that was me. Went a little heavy on the broccoli before we left for this mission.” Cannon Fodder Smurf admits to his teammates. Jedi #28 says in shock: “Are you serious, that much stink came out of you”. “That fart, from that butt must have had more smell per square inch than any fart in history“. Jason Todd says. “No kidding man, somebody change that guy’s diaper”. Robert adds. “Alright, alright. get over it. They aren’t supposed to smell like roses“. See-Eff says. “I heard that. Maybe you’re name should be Cannon Farter Smurf with the power you blew that one out with. I mean DAMN, no wonder your whole village is blue. I’d be sad to if I had to smell that all the time”. Robert says. Todd retorts: “Yeah, or maybe they are all blue in the face cause they are always holding their breath”. “Hah, sick burn” Jedi Master #28 says as he fist pumps both Hudson and Todd with a double lock, shirt brush, explosion combo added on for effect. Cannon Fodder speaks to his quartet and says: “Well, okay. If you ladies are done crying about my flatulence, then maybe we could figure out a plan to get out of here and defeat this friggin living city that we are stuck in“. C.F. Smurf continues with: “Now unfortunately my blue ring can’t do a whole lot without a green ring nearby to coincide with it, but this match is a must win”. Robert replies: “Plus we all know that that ring is only a fraction of your real power, right Sir Tootsalot”. “No kidding, The Backyardigans will all beg to be on the graveyard if they just walked into this room”. Jason Todd adds. “Oh don’t worry, there is more where that came from Robin” See-Eff says to Jason Todd. He continues: “I’m starting to see why the comic nerds voted to have you killed”. The Jedi chimes in: “OOOOOOHHHHH & BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE! Give See-Eff a Hells yeah for the Sick-Burn-Re-Turn”. “Hells Yeah” Robert gives back and then says: “So seriously guys. do you think that the walls are going to start closing in on us, or are we just going to starve to death in here“. “Try that door behind you”. Cannon Fodder says contemptuously. So Robert does and then says: “Hmmm, No s&*t its open”. The quarreling quartet then walks out of the door, but this time they are attacked by about a dozen crazed aliens. It is unsure if they are guards at this Quwardian prison or inmates, but it is obvious that they are dangerous none the less. Jason Todd and The Jedi Master begin mowing thru the guards as Robert takes out a few with his laser gun. The largest of the aliens then knocks Robert to the ground and then pushes Jedi #28 into a corner. The Jedi’s lightsaber is knocked out of his hand and he is about to get creamed when Robert pulls out his pokeball and hits the alien in the back of the head. Mew pops out of the pokeball and lays to waste not only the large alien humanoid, but also the remaining 3 to clear the room. “Thanks Rob, and thanks to you Mew”. The Jedi says as he picks up his lightsaber. Mew says: “No problem teammate, but what is that smell”? Jason Todd answers and points to See-Eff: “Oh, I don’t know. Why don’t you ask the Baron of Broccoli over there”. See-Eff, who seems to be embracing his new found claim to fame says: “Yeah, that would be me again, I think I might need to change out my tights”. “Well, Damn son. Do you wanna borrow my litter box or what”? Mew asks of See-Eff. The Quartet turned Quintet continues on their journey, sneaking thru the many corridors of Ranx when they are all of the sudden confronted by even more bionic bada**es then they were the first time. The 5 of them fight fiercely with the mechanical monsters, and each get a couple of kills under their belt when the machines just all of the sudden turn off. “You know it BABY!!”! The Jedi screams. “We got the tools, we got the talent”. Hudson says in reply. “It’s Miller Time” adds Mew. Just then, Cannon finds a hidden doorway underneath a blockaded section of the room that leads to a 10 x 10 room with a sphere-shaped container in the center of it, they notice that it has several levers and knobs attached to it. “Well, guys this could be our only chance”. Jedi Maser #28 says. The Jedi continues: “We have to have faith in our teammates on the other planets, and assume that they have been as successful as we have. We can turn this lever labeled danger all the way up and cause the destruction of this entire sentient city, but we will all most likely die in the process. Hopefully some of our other teammates have survived their ordeals and will be able to claim victory after we do this, and when we are revived for next week, we can all be present for our Semi-Finals battle with the winner of The Untouchables and The Kennelz. Are there any objections”? “I’m ready, I’ll do anything for Logical Genocide”. Robert Hudson says. “I’m in, Batman doesn’t train wimps”. Jason Todd says. “Well, I’ve only been on this team for about 10 minutes, but sure I’m down”. Says Mew. Cannon Fodder Smurf flies up and sticks his butt in the air, before he pushes out a stellar sounding fart and says: “Butt Smurf says lets go for it”. The Jedi Master then nods to his teammates and then turns the red knob all of the way to the right. About three seconds after this action sirens start going off all over Ranx and the 5 of them begin to high five each other as Ranx is blown to smithereens..... In actuality, all the 5 of them did was turn the hot water heater on that particular level all the way up, but; Ion and Nekron are floating thru the air on the brink of death after having exhausted themselves in their battle with Ranx. The 2 of them used every bit of power they could muster to destroy The Sentient City, but they were then ripped apart by the attacks of The Living Tribunal, Mogo, & Orion. Orion flies in between the 2 super-powered cosmic beings and says: “I must say, that expansion team actually put a much bigger dent in us than I ever thought that they could”. The Living Tribunal then peers into the future and says: “I foresee a championship for that team in the future, but it will be long after we win ours”.
BECKERMAN’S BACKYARDIGAN’S: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCE TO THE SEMI-FINALS!
Logical Genocide is Ion, Nekron, Mera (w/ a red lantern ring), V (w/ a yellow lantern ring), Cannon Fodder Smurf (w/ a blue lantern ring), Manhunter #1-3, Dr. Deathbrain & The Living Killing Roller Coaster, Red Lantern #2, Titan Force 5, Jedi Master #28, Black Dragon #11, Jason Todd, & Robert Hudson (w/ a laser sword, laser gun, & pokeball).
The One Above All & The Living Tribunal alter the reality that they have been thrust into and do away with the play-off planet all together (don‘t worry, us all powerful watchers will bring it back for next week). The combatants sent by Logical Genocide are instantaneously split up into three groups and transported onto Ego, Mogo, & Ranx. All 5 parts of the combined Titan Maximum have managed to stay free-floating in space, but the rest of the combatants have been split into 3 groups. Mera was put onto the waterless Ranx, along with Jedi Master #28, Jason Todd, Cannon Fodder Smurf, & Robert Hudson. Dr. Deathbrain, The Living Killing Roller Coaster, Ion, Nekron, & The Manhunters: Alpha, Beta, & Centra. And on Mogo was placed V, Red Lantern #2, & Cyphillic the Black Dragon. Orion, with The One Above All & The Living Tribunal in tow move against Titan Maximum. The One Above All at this moment has taken the appearance of Bryan Beckerman, and is claiming that in his reality he is actually the owner of this team and that he controls every aspect of the management of it. Orion begins the attack on Titan Maximum and despite his size which is miniscule in comparison to The Voltron rip-off he manages to put quite a hurting on it. The Living Tribunal hangs back patiently to see what the best means of attack will be, while The One Above All hurls a concentrated form of cosmic feces at the Titan Force Five. Titan Maximum uses its futuristic weaponry and concentrates all of its firepower on The One Above All. With this attack Titan Maximum’s artillery resources are nearly exhausted, but he does manage to take out The Bryan Beckerman/One Above All. I personally was unsure if The One Above All could be killed by conventional means, but today he was. The Living Tribunal and Orion are shocked by the destruction of The One Above All as they converge on Titan Maximum and with their combined powers, destroy it. On Mogo, the enormous green lantern has turned all vegetation against the combatants placed on his surface, which is why the 3 of them capable of flight have taken to the air. V, Red Lantern #2, and Cyphillic are all flying in different directions when Mogo increases the wind speed so severely that all of them are grounded by the well-past tornado level speeds. Cyphillic is killed as he makes contact on the hard ground, but the aura created by their lantern rings keeps the other 2 LGer’s alive. V and his Red counterpart fight back fiercely, but in the end they are no match for an entire planet turned against them and are destroyed by Mogo. Dr. Deathbrain is riding in the front of the first car of The Living Killing Roller Coaster, with the utmost confidence in his creation’s ability to destroy a planet. “Muwhahaha, it is I the evil genius Dr. Deathbrain, who with my superior twisted intelligence created the most dangerous and scariest killing machine of all time. What is a planet, when one is in control of a carnival ride of terror, that can not only kill you, but also have a conversation with you”!! Dr. Deathbrain says. The Living Killing Roller Coaster replies with: “Yup”. Dr. Deathbrain then proceeds to tell his entire plan to anyone who would listen: “Once my plan is complete, I will have forced every piece of this planet over 48 inches tall to ride on The Living Killing Roller Coaster until they are scared to death of its twists and turns”. Mogo then causes an earthquake which causes The Living Killing Roller Coaster to break apart and kill not only The Living Killing Roller Coaster, but also its only occupant Dr. Deathbrain. Ego attacks in a fashion similar to that of Mogo, but finds himself with slightly tougher opponents. Ego is able to direct all 3 of The Manhunters into the red hot magma of the living planet’s most treacherous volcano, but Ion and Nekron are able to barrel thru the center of Ego with the aid of Ion’s green ring and then actually blow up Ego, from the inside out. Ion and Nekron have a plan, which is why the 2 of them do their best to destroy Ego, but to still leave a shell of what was once alive, so Nekron can potentially bring the living planet back from the dead to aid Logical Genocide, but The Living Tribunal foresees this chain of events and sends Ego, the non-living planet out of this particular realm of reality. Mera is getting more and more pissed off as she leads her Motley crew thru the twisted metal hallways of the massive prison located on Ranx. Mera tells her squad to follow her as she hangs a left into a large room with several exits, but before they can chose which way to go next, the exits and entrances all close up and the room comes alive, with yellow energy controlled mechanisms attacking them. The LGers jump into action and begin fighting back against the mechanical terrors, but their are just to many of them. Mera is using her red ring to aid her already heightened abilities to wipe out several of the ever-duplicating opponents, but in the end she is caught off guard by a large buzz-saw like robot that takes her head clean off. “Mera’s dead man, we gotta get the hell out of here. Game over man. Game over”. Hudson screams to his teammates. Jedi Master #28 says: “Hudson, get over here and follow my lead. Todd, you and the smurf cover our backs”. “Whatever you’re gonna do, do it fast” See-Eff says in reply. The Jedi Master ignites his lightsaber, while Robert pulls out his laser sword and the 2 of them begin making their own exit out of the room thru the metal walls while Jason Todd and Cannon Fodder hold off the numerous forms of metal meannies attacking them. The 4 of them actually manage to get thru the wall and to dive thru a small hatch in the next room where they fall into a small chamber to escape their attackers. They land about ten feet below them when Jason Todd says: “What a great idea, and what a wonderful smell you’ve discovered”. “Sorry, that was me. Went a little heavy on the broccoli before we left for this mission.” Cannon Fodder Smurf admits to his teammates. Jedi #28 says in shock: “Are you serious, that much stink came out of you”. “That fart, from that butt must have had more smell per square inch than any fart in history“. Jason Todd says. “No kidding man, somebody change that guy’s diaper”. Robert adds. “Alright, alright. get over it. They aren’t supposed to smell like roses“. See-Eff says. “I heard that. Maybe you’re name should be Cannon Farter Smurf with the power you blew that one out with. I mean DAMN, no wonder your whole village is blue. I’d be sad to if I had to smell that all the time”. Robert says. Todd retorts: “Yeah, or maybe they are all blue in the face cause they are always holding their breath”. “Hah, sick burn” Jedi Master #28 says as he fist pumps both Hudson and Todd with a double lock, shirt brush, explosion combo added on for effect. Cannon Fodder speaks to his quartet and says: “Well, okay. If you ladies are done crying about my flatulence, then maybe we could figure out a plan to get out of here and defeat this friggin living city that we are stuck in“. C.F. Smurf continues with: “Now unfortunately my blue ring can’t do a whole lot without a green ring nearby to coincide with it, but this match is a must win”. Robert replies: “Plus we all know that that ring is only a fraction of your real power, right Sir Tootsalot”. “No kidding, The Backyardigans will all beg to be on the graveyard if they just walked into this room”. Jason Todd adds. “Oh don’t worry, there is more where that came from Robin” See-Eff says to Jason Todd. He continues: “I’m starting to see why the comic nerds voted to have you killed”. The Jedi chimes in: “OOOOOOHHHHH & BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE! Give See-Eff a Hells yeah for the Sick-Burn-Re-Turn”. “Hells Yeah” Robert gives back and then says: “So seriously guys. do you think that the walls are going to start closing in on us, or are we just going to starve to death in here“. “Try that door behind you”. Cannon Fodder says contemptuously. So Robert does and then says: “Hmmm, No s&*t its open”. The quarreling quartet then walks out of the door, but this time they are attacked by about a dozen crazed aliens. It is unsure if they are guards at this Quwardian prison or inmates, but it is obvious that they are dangerous none the less. Jason Todd and The Jedi Master begin mowing thru the guards as Robert takes out a few with his laser gun. The largest of the aliens then knocks Robert to the ground and then pushes Jedi #28 into a corner. The Jedi’s lightsaber is knocked out of his hand and he is about to get creamed when Robert pulls out his pokeball and hits the alien in the back of the head. Mew pops out of the pokeball and lays to waste not only the large alien humanoid, but also the remaining 3 to clear the room. “Thanks Rob, and thanks to you Mew”. The Jedi says as he picks up his lightsaber. Mew says: “No problem teammate, but what is that smell”? Jason Todd answers and points to See-Eff: “Oh, I don’t know. Why don’t you ask the Baron of Broccoli over there”. See-Eff, who seems to be embracing his new found claim to fame says: “Yeah, that would be me again, I think I might need to change out my tights”. “Well, Damn son. Do you wanna borrow my litter box or what”? Mew asks of See-Eff. The Quartet turned Quintet continues on their journey, sneaking thru the many corridors of Ranx when they are all of the sudden confronted by even more bionic bada**es then they were the first time. The 5 of them fight fiercely with the mechanical monsters, and each get a couple of kills under their belt when the machines just all of the sudden turn off. “You know it BABY!!”! The Jedi screams. “We got the tools, we got the talent”. Hudson says in reply. “It’s Miller Time” adds Mew. Just then, Cannon finds a hidden doorway underneath a blockaded section of the room that leads to a 10 x 10 room with a sphere-shaped container in the center of it, they notice that it has several levers and knobs attached to it. “Well, guys this could be our only chance”. Jedi Maser #28 says. The Jedi continues: “We have to have faith in our teammates on the other planets, and assume that they have been as successful as we have. We can turn this lever labeled danger all the way up and cause the destruction of this entire sentient city, but we will all most likely die in the process. Hopefully some of our other teammates have survived their ordeals and will be able to claim victory after we do this, and when we are revived for next week, we can all be present for our Semi-Finals battle with the winner of The Untouchables and The Kennelz. Are there any objections”? “I’m ready, I’ll do anything for Logical Genocide”. Robert Hudson says. “I’m in, Batman doesn’t train wimps”. Jason Todd says. “Well, I’ve only been on this team for about 10 minutes, but sure I’m down”. Says Mew. Cannon Fodder Smurf flies up and sticks his butt in the air, before he pushes out a stellar sounding fart and says: “Butt Smurf says lets go for it”. The Jedi Master then nods to his teammates and then turns the red knob all of the way to the right. About three seconds after this action sirens start going off all over Ranx and the 5 of them begin to high five each other as Ranx is blown to smithereens..... In actuality, all the 5 of them did was turn the hot water heater on that particular level all the way up, but; Ion and Nekron are floating thru the air on the brink of death after having exhausted themselves in their battle with Ranx. The 2 of them used every bit of power they could muster to destroy The Sentient City, but they were then ripped apart by the attacks of The Living Tribunal, Mogo, & Orion. Orion flies in between the 2 super-powered cosmic beings and says: “I must say, that expansion team actually put a much bigger dent in us than I ever thought that they could”. The Living Tribunal then peers into the future and says: “I foresee a championship for that team in the future, but it will be long after we win ours”.
BECKERMAN’S BACKYARDIGAN’S: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS AND ADVANCE TO THE SEMI-FINALS!
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