Ashoka's Arobatic Assassins are Martian Manhunter and Miss Martian, Poseidan, Jaws, Avatar Korra, Katara, Desna and Eska, Daughter of Mortis with Penguin Suit, Beast Boy, Franklin Richards, Jason Bourne with Indigo Lantern Ring, White Lantern Zachary Houslander (4 deaths), Salak (4 deaths), Red Lantern Jeff Houslander, Ajax w/ Green Lantern Ring, and Zombie #8-15.
Charles Barkleys Turrible Decisions are The Seacons: Snaptrap, Nautilator, Overbite, Seawing, Skalor, and Tentakil, Black Manta, Killer Kroc, Starscream's Ghost, White Lantern Deadman, Mega Man X, White Lantern Kyle Raynor, Hal Jordan, Star Saphirre, Saint Walker, Yellow Lanterns #1-3, Alan Scott, Guy Gadner, Terminator #1-3, Green Lantern Sinestro.
Friday, March 20, 2020
Thursday, March 19, 2020
S11 W2: Popeyes vs Kitties
Affermative Action Popeye's are: Cyclonus and his Armada, Power Man and Iron Fist , Jessica Jones , Earth 2 Superman , Guns N' Roses (Axl Rose, Slash, Izzy Stradlin, Duff Mckagen in a Penguin Suit, Steven Adler, and Drizzy Reed) in a Vimana, Sith Bros Nolan and Austin each in a F-18.
Super Kitties are: Abeloth (4 deaths), Supergirl, Fred and George Weasaly (on a Harley Davidson), Mystery Inc.: Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, Scooby-Doo, Scrappy-Doo, and Scooby-Dumb in The Mystery Machine, Dry Bones in his Kart, Michael Myers
I was lame this week and had to reach out to the other watchers to decide this one via consortium. My apologies.
Tuesday, March 17, 2020
Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids
Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight are Captain America on his Motorcycle, Ant Man, Wasp, Bullseye, Dakken, Falcon w/ Red Wing, Android Human Torch w/ Toro, Daredevil, The Winter Soldier & Jar Jar Binks in a Lamborghini Countach, & Rebel Soldier #1-5 in a 1996 Ford Mustang Cobra.
John and Vader's House of Sith Aids are Zombie Cyborg Superman, Red Son Superman, Jet Jaguar, Ultra Man, and Unsullied #1-5.
Captain America cannot believe what has happened to his city. New York is not technically under martial law; but they might as well be. Businesses are closed by government mandate and New Yorkers are scared to even leave their homes after the media and government have put them in a state of hysteria. Cap has briefed his group of Avengers, who although may not always have been on the same side are all totally on board as proud Avengers after seeing Cap not only lead by example but also after hearing his memorable and inspiring speech. He let his team know that they were about to face one of the most powerful squads he had ever seen. “They have two guys on that squad who could easily put Thanos in a body-bag on their own and two other guys who make Goliath look like a midget”.
Cap rides into battle ahead of his team on his custom Harley Davidson, and his Avengers charge into battle behind him.
Daredevil bravely takes on all five members of the Unsullied Army and is able to defeat them despite dying of his numerous stab wounds after taking out the last member.
Cap rides up to take on The Zombie Cyborg Superman; but Bullsey, Dakken, and Human Torch assure their leader that they can handle the opponent. Cap then orders his smallest teammates Ant Man, Wasp, and Toro to see what they can do against their biggest enemy Ultra Man, while Winter Soldier and the Rebel Soldiers crash their cars into the legs of Jet Jaguar knocking the huge robot to the ground. Ultra Man grabs a hold of Toro and crushes the fiery, robot sidekick in his hand, while vaporizing Ant Man and Wasp with his advanced laser, targeting system. As Jet Jaguar, reforms himself; Winter Soldier and the Rebel Soldiers join the fight against Ultra Man. The massive Japanese Robot sends an enormous sonic wave at the soldiers blasting them to bits. Winter Soldier lay on the ground near death, only his cybernetic enhancements keeping him alive momentarily. Bucky calls out to his old friend Jar Jar. “Binks, get over here”. He yells.
“Meesa”?? Binks asks.
In his dying breath The Winter Soldier opens up a compartment in his robot arm and hands a small cylinder to his Gungan friend. “Binks, you are our last hope, this micro-nuke can take those robots out. The. Avengers. Are. Counting. On. You.
Zombie Cyborg Supes grabs a hold of Human Torch without even feeling warmth and rips the android in two. He then turns his head to blast Bullseye with enough zombie heat vision to melt any steal beam here in New York; but before the heat vision hits, Bullseye kicks up the shrapnel from his former partner Human Torch, turning them into knives and ripping apart the cybernetics and zombie flesh of ZCS. With this diversion, Dakken sneaks up behind ZCS and separates his head from his buddy with his razor sharp claws.
Jar Jar leaps away from the scene and finds himself in the center of the two massive robots. Ultra Man speaks in his monotone, metallic voice: “Only one opponent remains. Threat Level: Extremely Low”.
Jar fumbles, with the explosive from Bucky and says: “Low... Low you says. Meesa No think so. MEESA. BOMBAD. AVENGER”.
With these final words, Jar Jar presses the detonator and ignites a Mushroom cloud that blows both Ultra Man and Jet Jaguar to smithereens.
R.S. Supes flies in fast to avenge his cyborg, zombie self and punches a hole through Dakken's adamantium face. Falcon and Red Wing swoop in to battle The Communist Superman; but RS Superman delivers yet another punch to the gut of Falcon and applies a quick heat vision zap to his bird Redwing.
“Americans, they die so easily” RS Superman proclaims to the world around him; but Cap shows up behind him and joins the conversation: “Let's see about that, Commie. There is one more American here”.
Cap continues as he tightens the strap around his shield and prepares for battle: “You're in my city pal, this is The United States of America, the land of the free. Your totalitarian ways aren't going to take over my country. This is one fight you're going to lose”.
Captain America throws his star spangled shield at the USSR raised Superman; but the shield bounces off of him. The now defenseless Cap is then coated in ice cold freeze breath. Before Red Son Superman shatters the Patriot like glass, Cap hears the Kryptonian say: “After this week your American dream is dead”.
John and Vader's House of Sith Aids are Zombie Cyborg Superman, Red Son Superman, Jet Jaguar, Ultra Man, and Unsullied #1-5.
Captain America cannot believe what has happened to his city. New York is not technically under martial law; but they might as well be. Businesses are closed by government mandate and New Yorkers are scared to even leave their homes after the media and government have put them in a state of hysteria. Cap has briefed his group of Avengers, who although may not always have been on the same side are all totally on board as proud Avengers after seeing Cap not only lead by example but also after hearing his memorable and inspiring speech. He let his team know that they were about to face one of the most powerful squads he had ever seen. “They have two guys on that squad who could easily put Thanos in a body-bag on their own and two other guys who make Goliath look like a midget”.
Cap rides into battle ahead of his team on his custom Harley Davidson, and his Avengers charge into battle behind him.
Daredevil bravely takes on all five members of the Unsullied Army and is able to defeat them despite dying of his numerous stab wounds after taking out the last member.
Cap rides up to take on The Zombie Cyborg Superman; but Bullsey, Dakken, and Human Torch assure their leader that they can handle the opponent. Cap then orders his smallest teammates Ant Man, Wasp, and Toro to see what they can do against their biggest enemy Ultra Man, while Winter Soldier and the Rebel Soldiers crash their cars into the legs of Jet Jaguar knocking the huge robot to the ground. Ultra Man grabs a hold of Toro and crushes the fiery, robot sidekick in his hand, while vaporizing Ant Man and Wasp with his advanced laser, targeting system. As Jet Jaguar, reforms himself; Winter Soldier and the Rebel Soldiers join the fight against Ultra Man. The massive Japanese Robot sends an enormous sonic wave at the soldiers blasting them to bits. Winter Soldier lay on the ground near death, only his cybernetic enhancements keeping him alive momentarily. Bucky calls out to his old friend Jar Jar. “Binks, get over here”. He yells.
“Meesa”?? Binks asks.
In his dying breath The Winter Soldier opens up a compartment in his robot arm and hands a small cylinder to his Gungan friend. “Binks, you are our last hope, this micro-nuke can take those robots out. The. Avengers. Are. Counting. On. You.
Zombie Cyborg Supes grabs a hold of Human Torch without even feeling warmth and rips the android in two. He then turns his head to blast Bullseye with enough zombie heat vision to melt any steal beam here in New York; but before the heat vision hits, Bullseye kicks up the shrapnel from his former partner Human Torch, turning them into knives and ripping apart the cybernetics and zombie flesh of ZCS. With this diversion, Dakken sneaks up behind ZCS and separates his head from his buddy with his razor sharp claws.
Jar Jar leaps away from the scene and finds himself in the center of the two massive robots. Ultra Man speaks in his monotone, metallic voice: “Only one opponent remains. Threat Level: Extremely Low”.
Jar fumbles, with the explosive from Bucky and says: “Low... Low you says. Meesa No think so. MEESA. BOMBAD. AVENGER”.
With these final words, Jar Jar presses the detonator and ignites a Mushroom cloud that blows both Ultra Man and Jet Jaguar to smithereens.
R.S. Supes flies in fast to avenge his cyborg, zombie self and punches a hole through Dakken's adamantium face. Falcon and Red Wing swoop in to battle The Communist Superman; but RS Superman delivers yet another punch to the gut of Falcon and applies a quick heat vision zap to his bird Redwing.
“Americans, they die so easily” RS Superman proclaims to the world around him; but Cap shows up behind him and joins the conversation: “Let's see about that, Commie. There is one more American here”.
Cap continues as he tightens the strap around his shield and prepares for battle: “You're in my city pal, this is The United States of America, the land of the free. Your totalitarian ways aren't going to take over my country. This is one fight you're going to lose”.
Captain America throws his star spangled shield at the USSR raised Superman; but the shield bounces off of him. The now defenseless Cap is then coated in ice cold freeze breath. Before Red Son Superman shatters the Patriot like glass, Cap hears the Kryptonian say: “After this week your American dream is dead”.
TEAM Vs. The Empire
TEAM is The Hernandez Mandolorian Clan: Adam, Kate, Jackson, & Eric Gilson, The Constructicons: Bonecrusher, Buckethead, Hightower, Long Haul, Quick Mix, & Scavenger, Vulcan, Duke Nukem, Blaster w/ Eject, Rewind, Grandslam, Raindance, Nightstalker, Playback, Ramhorn, Rosanna, Stripes, Steeljaw, Dile, Zaur, Graphy, Noise, Blackout, Flip Sides, & Sundor, Tom Cruise in a F-22, Robot Sonic, and Hammer Bros. #1-10.
The Empire is The Joker, Harley Quinn, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, & Raphael w/ Bernie Sanders (in the Hammer Bros. & Sickle Suit) in The Party Wagon, Casey Jones and Alexandria Occassio-Cortez on a Ducatti, Krang, Shredder, Hamato Yoshi, Karai, & Keno.
Yo, Yo, Yo, it's your boy The Neon Master Pogo here. I'm watching this match from an I-Pad in my house, because like any sensible person I am self-quarantining myself from a virus that I have never seen, never met anyone infected, never met anyone who met anyone who is infected, and that probably wouldn't hurt me even if I got it. It's been a hectic week for all. New York City is in full freak out mode as people hide in their homes; not from the terrible battle that is about to take place in the streets; but from the dreaded virus that the media has used to scare people into thinking that we are all going to die, so before we do, let's make sure to give up all of our liberty to the government. Cybertron has been shut down and so have all flights back and forth from the planet. It doesn't make much sense, because Cybertronians can't be hurt by the virus, but then again neither can most people. With nowhere to go, all of the Transformers on TEAM have been staying at the Hernandez Clan's home. It gets pretty crowded having a bunch of giant robots around, so they are definitely looking forward to this “cRiSiS” to end. The Empire has already taken to the streets, where they can at least still get carry out pizza from a few places. Keno decided to do his civic duty and beat up some guys who dared to go to work and attempt to earn some money today. He looks over at the beat up construction workers and says: “Did I mention I study martial arts”??
Everyone laughs hysterically at this hilarious quip, except for The Constructicons, who get revenge for their hard-working brethren by merging to form Devastator and taking a molten, metallic power dump down Keno's throat.
A crashed F-22 lay on the ground in a wreckage with Tom Cruise's scorched body still inside. The plane never got off the ground, since Tom is just a movie star, who doesn't actually know how to fly a fighter jet. Plus, he was too short to see over the dash anyway.
Shredder single handedly takes out all ten of the Hammer Bros.; but his daughter Karai does not do as well against Robot Sonic who spin attacks her in half despite the resistance from her armor.
Casey Jones is spitting some serious game at AOC while they race around town on the Ducatti; but she is pretending not to like him because he is white. The Ninja Turtles, like many youthful, energetic peeps are having a very serious conversation with Bernie inside The Party Wagon. They are totally sold on Socialism, until six very large proletariat members in the form of Devastator smash the Party Wagon and send its five riders flying in different directions.
The Joker and Harley, the unofficial leaders of the squad, hide out in a back alley as they watch their teammates conduct their always crazy, but masterful plan of attack. They wait for the right moment to jump in; but are confronted by The Hernandez Mandolorians. Adam pulls his blaster rifle; but Joker spins out of the way and pulls out his acid, spraying flower. He takes aim at Jackson; but his Dad and Uncle Eric leap out in front taking the brunt of the Joker serum. As Adam and Eric lay on the ground with an eternally creepy Joker smile on their face, Kate pulls out her dual blaster pistols in a rage and does what Batman could never bring himself to do. She pumps The Joker full of blaster bolts, while Jackson uses his sword constructed from Garage Door parts to finish off Harley.
Bernie grabs his Hammer and Sickle, while the Ninja Turtle form up behind him, ninja weapons in hand. Casey Jones and AOC leap off their crotch rocket to join the fight, while Hamato Yoshi puts aside his differences with Shredder and Krang as well. They move on the much larger Blaster and surround him; but Blaster ejects his entire clan of tapes who instead surround The Empire. The Socialist Ninjas take down Blaster; but they can't handle all his Cassettes. Each Ninja manages to take out a Cassette, with Leo and Raph each taking out two and Shredder taking out the mini Gestalt Slam Dance; but superior numbers and superior firepower win out, despite a fantastic last stand from the martial arts experts.
The Empire is The Joker, Harley Quinn, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, & Raphael w/ Bernie Sanders (in the Hammer Bros. & Sickle Suit) in The Party Wagon, Casey Jones and Alexandria Occassio-Cortez on a Ducatti, Krang, Shredder, Hamato Yoshi, Karai, & Keno.
Yo, Yo, Yo, it's your boy The Neon Master Pogo here. I'm watching this match from an I-Pad in my house, because like any sensible person I am self-quarantining myself from a virus that I have never seen, never met anyone infected, never met anyone who met anyone who is infected, and that probably wouldn't hurt me even if I got it. It's been a hectic week for all. New York City is in full freak out mode as people hide in their homes; not from the terrible battle that is about to take place in the streets; but from the dreaded virus that the media has used to scare people into thinking that we are all going to die, so before we do, let's make sure to give up all of our liberty to the government. Cybertron has been shut down and so have all flights back and forth from the planet. It doesn't make much sense, because Cybertronians can't be hurt by the virus, but then again neither can most people. With nowhere to go, all of the Transformers on TEAM have been staying at the Hernandez Clan's home. It gets pretty crowded having a bunch of giant robots around, so they are definitely looking forward to this “cRiSiS” to end. The Empire has already taken to the streets, where they can at least still get carry out pizza from a few places. Keno decided to do his civic duty and beat up some guys who dared to go to work and attempt to earn some money today. He looks over at the beat up construction workers and says: “Did I mention I study martial arts”??
Everyone laughs hysterically at this hilarious quip, except for The Constructicons, who get revenge for their hard-working brethren by merging to form Devastator and taking a molten, metallic power dump down Keno's throat.
A crashed F-22 lay on the ground in a wreckage with Tom Cruise's scorched body still inside. The plane never got off the ground, since Tom is just a movie star, who doesn't actually know how to fly a fighter jet. Plus, he was too short to see over the dash anyway.
Shredder single handedly takes out all ten of the Hammer Bros.; but his daughter Karai does not do as well against Robot Sonic who spin attacks her in half despite the resistance from her armor.
Casey Jones is spitting some serious game at AOC while they race around town on the Ducatti; but she is pretending not to like him because he is white. The Ninja Turtles, like many youthful, energetic peeps are having a very serious conversation with Bernie inside The Party Wagon. They are totally sold on Socialism, until six very large proletariat members in the form of Devastator smash the Party Wagon and send its five riders flying in different directions.
The Joker and Harley, the unofficial leaders of the squad, hide out in a back alley as they watch their teammates conduct their always crazy, but masterful plan of attack. They wait for the right moment to jump in; but are confronted by The Hernandez Mandolorians. Adam pulls his blaster rifle; but Joker spins out of the way and pulls out his acid, spraying flower. He takes aim at Jackson; but his Dad and Uncle Eric leap out in front taking the brunt of the Joker serum. As Adam and Eric lay on the ground with an eternally creepy Joker smile on their face, Kate pulls out her dual blaster pistols in a rage and does what Batman could never bring himself to do. She pumps The Joker full of blaster bolts, while Jackson uses his sword constructed from Garage Door parts to finish off Harley.
Bernie grabs his Hammer and Sickle, while the Ninja Turtle form up behind him, ninja weapons in hand. Casey Jones and AOC leap off their crotch rocket to join the fight, while Hamato Yoshi puts aside his differences with Shredder and Krang as well. They move on the much larger Blaster and surround him; but Blaster ejects his entire clan of tapes who instead surround The Empire. The Socialist Ninjas take down Blaster; but they can't handle all his Cassettes. Each Ninja manages to take out a Cassette, with Leo and Raph each taking out two and Shredder taking out the mini Gestalt Slam Dance; but superior numbers and superior firepower win out, despite a fantastic last stand from the martial arts experts.
Sunday, March 15, 2020
Week 2: The Homo-Friendly Turds Who are Short vs Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins
The Homo-Friendly Turds Who are Short: Yoda (w/ a White Lantern Ring and 5th Ring of the Dwarf Lords), Green Lantern #1A (final death), The Stunticons: Motor Master, Breakdown, Wildrider, Dead End, & Dragstrip (merge to form Menasor), Black Lantern Batman (final death), Batgirl and The Huntress & Tyrion Lannister (w/ the 1st Ring of the Dwarf Lords) in Conner's Over-priced Mazda, Super Saiyan Conner Weidman (w/ a blue lantern ring), Talia, Zombie Green Lantern
Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins: Reverse-Flash, Quicksilver, Brainiac in Brainiac's Skull Ship, Dr. Manhattan, R2D2 in Jedi Starfighter, Dark Nitties in Ducati, James Bond in Ducati, Zombie #7-8
Yoda, Green Lantern #1A and Black Lanturn Batman enter the city, with Yoda sensing the presence of two fast-moving objects, Though they could not hear any engines. Suddenly Green Lantern #1A is caught between the two fists of Reverse Flash and Quicksilver, his head exploding from the double impact. Before he can bolt away Quicksilver finds several batarangs lodged into his chest, before falling dead. Still Sensing another being Yoda warns Batman, he can sense a larger power approaching. Soon the Stunticons roll in. Yoda directs them to form into the Menasor as they see a large skull approaching.
-Nitties, Bond, and R2D2 are in pursuit of Conner’s Over-priced Mazda. Unfortunately for Batgirl, The Huntress, and Tyrion the Mazda has no Air Conditioning so the windows have to be rolled down, rendering them deaf. They cannot call for back up and soon Nitties and Bond are right along their sides. Tyrion launches a crossbow bolt directly into the eyes of Nitties, sending his body and his bike into a post, causing a massive explosion, leaving absolutely nothing to return to his family. Bond executes the Huntress, with the golden gun, as she struggles to pull up her ax, as the Mazda is very low profile. Batgirl, not caring for the Mazda any longer, tries to push Bond, but he instead jumps onto the car and begins to empty his mag into the roof. Tyrion, ax in hand, climbs out of the windshield to meet Bond in battle. Bond, having emptied his pistol, charges the imp. With a slash, 007 is missing his legs from the knee down. The Blood pouring into the Mazda causes Batgirl to crash. R2 detecting no allies, sends a laser cannon barrage, finishing off any survivors. But suddenly the ship takes a heavy hit, and not a second later, Super Saiyan Conner Weidman is holding the droids beaten shell, as he shreds many tears. Zombie Green Lantern groans as he strokes the defeated Saiyans back in an act of comfort. Unfortunately, it has just made him super horny. Conner then begins to have intercourse with the remains of the Mazda, slowly burning to death, no willpower to stop himself.
-Both teams have grouped up as the sun begins to set. The Turds, who are short and Homo-friendly, all still feel uneasy, like someone is lingering about. Quickly they begin to hear cries for help, as the turn to see a blue glow fade, as Talia is being feasted upon by two zombies. The two zombies are crushed but not in time to save Talia. Suddenly several missiles land around them and begin to spew out radiation. A blue glow fades in as Dr. Manhatten deatomizes Zombie Green Lantern. Batman struggling to maintain his senses attempts attacks at the Dr. who dodges well. The Menasor is seen charging forward at the floating skull. Dodging laser fire, they land several hits on the arms, disabling many of the ship’s systems. Reverse Flash thinking that Yoda is struggling to sense anything in the radiation goes in for an attack. Yoda meditating, sends his lightsaber directly into the speedster. The Stunticons, no longer being able to tolerate each other, begin to act out individually. Brainiac seeing an opening lands several blows, destroying Dead End, Break Down, and Motor Master. Yoda, jumping from the radiation to a nearby rooftop, drags the damaged skull into the ground. Wildrider and Dragstrip, begin a beat down on the Skull. But then a large beam splits the bots in two as Brainiac jumps from the wreck.
-Yoda and Brainiac stand a distance from each other. The Jedi Master remaining calm as the machine man seemed to be having delusions. Brainiac sends a laser beam at the green hermit, who deflects it back sending Brainiac back into the wreckage. Yoda hurries to help Black Lantern Batman, as he can sense the nearby battle. He arrives to see Batman on the defense, with that heat coming from Dr. Manhatten. Sensing Yoda, The Dr. knows he must finish Batman quickly, But before he can land the final blow, The Hermit is ready. In a blur, the hermit begins to move so quickly the Dr. struggles to effectively evade all of batman’s strikes. Eventually finding more and more hits landing on the Dr. Yoda makes a killing blow. The Dark Dark Knight, with the tuckered hermit on his back, vanish into the night victorious.
Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins: Reverse-Flash, Quicksilver, Brainiac in Brainiac's Skull Ship, Dr. Manhattan, R2D2 in Jedi Starfighter, Dark Nitties in Ducati, James Bond in Ducati, Zombie #7-8
Yoda, Green Lantern #1A and Black Lanturn Batman enter the city, with Yoda sensing the presence of two fast-moving objects, Though they could not hear any engines. Suddenly Green Lantern #1A is caught between the two fists of Reverse Flash and Quicksilver, his head exploding from the double impact. Before he can bolt away Quicksilver finds several batarangs lodged into his chest, before falling dead. Still Sensing another being Yoda warns Batman, he can sense a larger power approaching. Soon the Stunticons roll in. Yoda directs them to form into the Menasor as they see a large skull approaching.
-Nitties, Bond, and R2D2 are in pursuit of Conner’s Over-priced Mazda. Unfortunately for Batgirl, The Huntress, and Tyrion the Mazda has no Air Conditioning so the windows have to be rolled down, rendering them deaf. They cannot call for back up and soon Nitties and Bond are right along their sides. Tyrion launches a crossbow bolt directly into the eyes of Nitties, sending his body and his bike into a post, causing a massive explosion, leaving absolutely nothing to return to his family. Bond executes the Huntress, with the golden gun, as she struggles to pull up her ax, as the Mazda is very low profile. Batgirl, not caring for the Mazda any longer, tries to push Bond, but he instead jumps onto the car and begins to empty his mag into the roof. Tyrion, ax in hand, climbs out of the windshield to meet Bond in battle. Bond, having emptied his pistol, charges the imp. With a slash, 007 is missing his legs from the knee down. The Blood pouring into the Mazda causes Batgirl to crash. R2 detecting no allies, sends a laser cannon barrage, finishing off any survivors. But suddenly the ship takes a heavy hit, and not a second later, Super Saiyan Conner Weidman is holding the droids beaten shell, as he shreds many tears. Zombie Green Lantern groans as he strokes the defeated Saiyans back in an act of comfort. Unfortunately, it has just made him super horny. Conner then begins to have intercourse with the remains of the Mazda, slowly burning to death, no willpower to stop himself.
-Both teams have grouped up as the sun begins to set. The Turds, who are short and Homo-friendly, all still feel uneasy, like someone is lingering about. Quickly they begin to hear cries for help, as the turn to see a blue glow fade, as Talia is being feasted upon by two zombies. The two zombies are crushed but not in time to save Talia. Suddenly several missiles land around them and begin to spew out radiation. A blue glow fades in as Dr. Manhatten deatomizes Zombie Green Lantern. Batman struggling to maintain his senses attempts attacks at the Dr. who dodges well. The Menasor is seen charging forward at the floating skull. Dodging laser fire, they land several hits on the arms, disabling many of the ship’s systems. Reverse Flash thinking that Yoda is struggling to sense anything in the radiation goes in for an attack. Yoda meditating, sends his lightsaber directly into the speedster. The Stunticons, no longer being able to tolerate each other, begin to act out individually. Brainiac seeing an opening lands several blows, destroying Dead End, Break Down, and Motor Master. Yoda, jumping from the radiation to a nearby rooftop, drags the damaged skull into the ground. Wildrider and Dragstrip, begin a beat down on the Skull. But then a large beam splits the bots in two as Brainiac jumps from the wreck.
-Yoda and Brainiac stand a distance from each other. The Jedi Master remaining calm as the machine man seemed to be having delusions. Brainiac sends a laser beam at the green hermit, who deflects it back sending Brainiac back into the wreckage. Yoda hurries to help Black Lantern Batman, as he can sense the nearby battle. He arrives to see Batman on the defense, with that heat coming from Dr. Manhatten. Sensing Yoda, The Dr. knows he must finish Batman quickly, But before he can land the final blow, The Hermit is ready. In a blur, the hermit begins to move so quickly the Dr. struggles to effectively evade all of batman’s strikes. Eventually finding more and more hits landing on the Dr. Yoda makes a killing blow. The Dark Dark Knight, with the tuckered hermit on his back, vanish into the night victorious.
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