Round 3 will be a 12 point battle at Hogwarts for a green lightsaber.
Match ups will be:
Team SP vs Griffin
Alice vs The Taco Benders
Logical Genocide bs Beckerman
Slaves vs Transfoamers
Brigade vs Valley
Layander vs Untouchables
Xavier vs Murderflies
Abomitrons vs Ford Tough
Horsemen vs Oblivio
Commandos vs Better Than All of You
Rosters will be due Friday by 6 pm.
Thank you and good luck to all.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
*NOTE* From the exiled Commissioner
Becks annual BBQ is being spoken about. We are thinking about Sat. Sept. 3rd. What does everybody think?? ...Discuss...
Season Four: Consolation Round 2: The Tijuana Taco Benders vs The Untouchables
Taco Benders are Mewtwo and Watchdog #5
Untouchable are Big Bird & Snuffleupagus
Big Bird: “I’m so hungry, why have we been waiting here for the last week. I can only assume that the watcher isn’t going to show.”
Snuffy: “I told you bird, we should have waited until we got the word on the match starting.”
Watchdog #5: “I need to end these two perverts lives. The immorality spewing off of these two is making my skin crawl.”
Mewtwo looks at his teammate with a perplexed look on his face, as he has no idea what kind of offense he could possibly be taking from their two opponents.
Mewtwo: “I would ask you what the said immortality was, but that would imply me even mildly giving a shit about your opinion.”
Watchdog: “Is that right. Well I’m starting to see the sac-religious nature of your being as well. In fact, f#^$ this teammate bullshit, time for you to die you genetically engineered sicko.”
As the soldier brings his weapon up to kill his teammates the powerful Pokemon character takes the gun out of his hand and crushes the barrel.
Watchdog: “What the?”
Mewtwo: “Yeah, you’re not going to help me much right now”
Mewtwo then breaks the neck of his teammate, as he not so quietly says, “Ignorant Asshole."
The starving yellow bird then glanced over at his opponent’s actions with a look of joy.
Big Bird: “Oh cool Snuffy, it looks like they want to get out of here just as bad as we do.”
Mewtwo hears this and immediately heads on over to the other side of the ring.
Mewtwo: “I hear you guys want out of here.”
Snuffy: “Yes, this retard thought it was a good idea to get here a week early.”
Big Bird: “I’m so starving, I will literally do anything to get out of here.”
Mewtwo: “Well (pauses), I have a fairly easy way for you to get back to your team as quickly as possible.”
Big Bird: “Oh yeah, tell me more.”
Mewtwo: “Well, my thought was that if you are so starving big yellow, that you might as well just start eating your buddy over there.”
Snuffy: “Oh, wait a second here.”
Big Bird: “Okay, I’m listening.”
Mewtwo: “Well, that’s pretty much it actually.”
Big Bird: “You know what, that sounds pretty good to me.”
Big Bird then waddles over to his teammate and begins to chew on his back.
Snuffy: “Get the f$@# off of me you yellow feathered f#$%^tt!”
Snuffy then swings his trunk and knocks the bird on his butt. As the two teammates start to go at it, Mewtwo just sits there and starts to laugh.
Big Bird: “Wait a second, you made me do that didn’t you?"
Mewtwo: “Yep. A little to easily actually.”
Snuffy: “Time for us to finally get that meal bird.”
Big Bird: “Hell yeah Snuffy. CHARGE!!!”
Mewtwo: “Yeah, I don’t think so.”
Mewtwo then fly’s up above the two of them to the top of the ring. He then jumps down and snap’s Big Bird’s neck in two. Then before Snuffy can even react, he picks up the Muppet and rips it’s throat out, Swayze style.
As Mewtwo stands in front of the death that he has caused, the door to the cage opens up. He smiles and wonders to himself how it is possible for his team to be as bad as it has been all season with somebody as powerful as him on it.
The Untouchables: All Dead
The Taco Benders: Mewtwo survives.
The Taco Benders are Victorious!!!
Untouchable are Big Bird & Snuffleupagus
Big Bird: “I’m so hungry, why have we been waiting here for the last week. I can only assume that the watcher isn’t going to show.”
Snuffy: “I told you bird, we should have waited until we got the word on the match starting.”
Watchdog #5: “I need to end these two perverts lives. The immorality spewing off of these two is making my skin crawl.”
Mewtwo looks at his teammate with a perplexed look on his face, as he has no idea what kind of offense he could possibly be taking from their two opponents.
Mewtwo: “I would ask you what the said immortality was, but that would imply me even mildly giving a shit about your opinion.”
Watchdog: “Is that right. Well I’m starting to see the sac-religious nature of your being as well. In fact, f#^$ this teammate bullshit, time for you to die you genetically engineered sicko.”
As the soldier brings his weapon up to kill his teammates the powerful Pokemon character takes the gun out of his hand and crushes the barrel.
Watchdog: “What the?”
Mewtwo: “Yeah, you’re not going to help me much right now”
Mewtwo then breaks the neck of his teammate, as he not so quietly says, “Ignorant Asshole."
The starving yellow bird then glanced over at his opponent’s actions with a look of joy.
Big Bird: “Oh cool Snuffy, it looks like they want to get out of here just as bad as we do.”
Mewtwo hears this and immediately heads on over to the other side of the ring.
Mewtwo: “I hear you guys want out of here.”
Snuffy: “Yes, this retard thought it was a good idea to get here a week early.”
Big Bird: “I’m so starving, I will literally do anything to get out of here.”
Mewtwo: “Well (pauses), I have a fairly easy way for you to get back to your team as quickly as possible.”
Big Bird: “Oh yeah, tell me more.”
Mewtwo: “Well, my thought was that if you are so starving big yellow, that you might as well just start eating your buddy over there.”
Snuffy: “Oh, wait a second here.”
Big Bird: “Okay, I’m listening.”
Mewtwo: “Well, that’s pretty much it actually.”
Big Bird: “You know what, that sounds pretty good to me.”
Big Bird then waddles over to his teammate and begins to chew on his back.
Snuffy: “Get the f$@# off of me you yellow feathered f#$%^tt!”
Snuffy then swings his trunk and knocks the bird on his butt. As the two teammates start to go at it, Mewtwo just sits there and starts to laugh.
Big Bird: “Wait a second, you made me do that didn’t you?"
Mewtwo: “Yep. A little to easily actually.”
Snuffy: “Time for us to finally get that meal bird.”
Big Bird: “Hell yeah Snuffy. CHARGE!!!”
Mewtwo: “Yeah, I don’t think so.”
Mewtwo then fly’s up above the two of them to the top of the ring. He then jumps down and snap’s Big Bird’s neck in two. Then before Snuffy can even react, he picks up the Muppet and rips it’s throat out, Swayze style.
As Mewtwo stands in front of the death that he has caused, the door to the cage opens up. He smiles and wonders to himself how it is possible for his team to be as bad as it has been all season with somebody as powerful as him on it.
The Untouchables: All Dead
The Taco Benders: Mewtwo survives.
The Taco Benders are Victorious!!!
Season Four: Consolation Round 2: The Transfoamers vs Built Ford Tough
The Transfoamers are Ghost’s #2 & 3
Built Ford Tough is Mandalorian #3
Ghost #2: “How long do you think he is going to keep firing at us for?”
Ghost #3: “I don’t know, I’m guessing for a while.”
Ghost #2: “Well okay then.”
Twenty-Five Minutes Later
Ghost #2: “So that is why I just don’t see the market rebounding for at least another five to six years.”
Ghost #3: “Agree to disagree okay.”
Ghost #2: “I just remembered that we were in a match. It’s such a weird feeling.”
Ghost #3: “Yeah, I know what you mean. It’s like when you’ve been haunting like an office building for a while and you find yourself on the twenty fifth floor and your like, I swear the last time I looked I was still on the fifth floor.”
Ghost #2: “Oh yeah, that’s the worst. Your kind of like, did I just waste the last hour not trying to scare somebody? It’s just the worst man.”
Ghost #3: “This guy’s just not giving up.”
Ghost #2: “Nope, it doesn’t look like it.”
Ghost #3: “Just wait here, I have an idea.”
Ghost #3 then fly’s over to the Mandalorian and takes over his body.
Mandalorian: “Check it out dude, I have a body again.”
Ghost #2: “Oh sweet, that’s so awesome. Make him scratch his butt really hard core and then have him smell it.”
Mandalorian: “Okay, just a second (scratches really hard) let’s get this thing really in there (his hand is literally in the crack) there we go. Now let’s smell this thing. (Takes a whiff and makes a horrible face) Oh god, it’s been weeks since that things seen a shower.”
Ghost #2: “Oh damn dude, that shit was sick. Let me have a turn now.”
Ghost #3 then leaves the Mandalorian’s body and Ghost #2 takes it over.
Ghost #3: “Make him act like he is making out with himself, you know, like go in the corner and start rubbing up of your back.”
Mandalorian: “That’s so stupid but okay.”
The ghost then goes in the corner of the ring and starts pretending to make out with himself. Ghost #3 starts laughing like crazy and soon enough the Mandalorian starts to crack up as well.
Mandalorian: “Oh dude, check this one out. This will be crazy.”
Ghost #3: “What are you doing?”
Mandalorian: “You have to guess who I am.”
Ghost #3: “Oh okay, sweet.”
Ghost #2 then makes the Mandalorian bring his own gun to his face and places it inside of his own mouth. He then smiles at the Ghost and pulls the trigger, which obviously kills him. Ghost #2 then leaves the now dead Mandalorian’s body and says, “Well, who was I?”
Ghost #3: “Hmm, let me think. Was it…Kurt Cobain?”
Ghost #2: “Ding Ding Ding, you sir are correct.”
Ghost #3: “Yesss!!! God I love that one.”
Ghost #2: “Oh course you do, you can’t seem to ever stop doing it.”
Ghost #3: “Well, we are destined to repeat our mistakes aren’t we?”
Transfoamers: Ghost’s #2 & 3 Survive.
Built Ford Tough: All dead.
The Transfoamers are Victorious!!!
Built Ford Tough is Mandalorian #3
Ghost #2: “How long do you think he is going to keep firing at us for?”
Ghost #3: “I don’t know, I’m guessing for a while.”
Ghost #2: “Well okay then.”
Twenty-Five Minutes Later
Ghost #2: “So that is why I just don’t see the market rebounding for at least another five to six years.”
Ghost #3: “Agree to disagree okay.”
Ghost #2: “I just remembered that we were in a match. It’s such a weird feeling.”
Ghost #3: “Yeah, I know what you mean. It’s like when you’ve been haunting like an office building for a while and you find yourself on the twenty fifth floor and your like, I swear the last time I looked I was still on the fifth floor.”
Ghost #2: “Oh yeah, that’s the worst. Your kind of like, did I just waste the last hour not trying to scare somebody? It’s just the worst man.”
Ghost #3: “This guy’s just not giving up.”
Ghost #2: “Nope, it doesn’t look like it.”
Ghost #3: “Just wait here, I have an idea.”
Ghost #3 then fly’s over to the Mandalorian and takes over his body.
Mandalorian: “Check it out dude, I have a body again.”
Ghost #2: “Oh sweet, that’s so awesome. Make him scratch his butt really hard core and then have him smell it.”
Mandalorian: “Okay, just a second (scratches really hard) let’s get this thing really in there (his hand is literally in the crack) there we go. Now let’s smell this thing. (Takes a whiff and makes a horrible face) Oh god, it’s been weeks since that things seen a shower.”
Ghost #2: “Oh damn dude, that shit was sick. Let me have a turn now.”
Ghost #3 then leaves the Mandalorian’s body and Ghost #2 takes it over.
Ghost #3: “Make him act like he is making out with himself, you know, like go in the corner and start rubbing up of your back.”
Mandalorian: “That’s so stupid but okay.”
The ghost then goes in the corner of the ring and starts pretending to make out with himself. Ghost #3 starts laughing like crazy and soon enough the Mandalorian starts to crack up as well.
Mandalorian: “Oh dude, check this one out. This will be crazy.”
Ghost #3: “What are you doing?”
Mandalorian: “You have to guess who I am.”
Ghost #3: “Oh okay, sweet.”
Ghost #2 then makes the Mandalorian bring his own gun to his face and places it inside of his own mouth. He then smiles at the Ghost and pulls the trigger, which obviously kills him. Ghost #2 then leaves the now dead Mandalorian’s body and says, “Well, who was I?”
Ghost #3: “Hmm, let me think. Was it…Kurt Cobain?”
Ghost #2: “Ding Ding Ding, you sir are correct.”
Ghost #3: “Yesss!!! God I love that one.”
Ghost #2: “Oh course you do, you can’t seem to ever stop doing it.”
Ghost #3: “Well, we are destined to repeat our mistakes aren’t we?”
Transfoamers: Ghost’s #2 & 3 Survive.
Built Ford Tough: All dead.
The Transfoamers are Victorious!!!
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
"Pop Superstar" Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both World's" Touring Battalion of Commando's vs The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
"You'll never ever see me wearing Urban Outfitters ever ever again" "Pop Superstar" Hannah Montana & "Good Luck Randall Terry; you have about as much chance against me as the Murderflies did against us last week" President Barack Obama's "Best of Both World's" Touring Battalion of Commando's are President Barack Obama, Earth Superman w/hybrid K Kryptonite, Black Lantern Optimus Prime, Optimus Prime, Buffy Summers w/Blue Lightsaber, Tlaloc (Cymek) w/Red Lantern Ring, Norma Cenva w/Green Lantern Ring, Luminara Unduli w/Blue Lantern Ring, Barress Offee, Dex-Starr, Fatality, Taa, Bryan Beckman(lax) w/Yellow Lantern Ring, Mandolarian Armor, Mrs.Doubtfire's Dress, & Red & Blue Lightsabers, Dante (Cymek), Xerxes (Cymek), Crew of Icarus 2: Robert Capa, Mace, Cassie, Corazon, Harvey, Searle, Trey & Kaneda, Movie Devastator: Demolisher, Mix Master, Long Haul, Rampage, Scavenger, High Tower & Scrapper, Spider-Man, Harry Potter, Dr. Fate, Ginny Weasley, Lady Gaga w/Sith Lavorauk, Willow Rosenberg, Suspiria Witch Coven: Helena Markos (Head Witch), Madame Blanc & Miss Tanner, Mary Marvel, Warrant Officer Ellen Ripley, The Herculoids: Zandar, Tarra, Dorno, Zok, Igoo, Tundro, Gloop, & Gleep, Kaja Sinis, Venom, Ransack, Barrage, Chop Shop, Lazarus Long in a F-35 Fighter, Vorian Atreides and Astro Droid #19 in a Z-95 Headhunter, Zombie Maxima, Dr. Doom, T-3 Terminator, Judah Ben-Hur on a Horse, Dora w/Green Lightsaber, Lyra Belaqua w/Pantalamion & Will Perry w/Kirjava on the Intention Craft, and Ewok Baby #5.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets is Mr. Mxyztlpk, Magneto, Count Dooku, Asajj Ventress, X-23, Omega Supreme, Superboy, Set, He-Man w/ Battle Cat, Gamera, Smart Grimlock, Ganthet w/ a green lantern ring, Sayd, Lar Fleeze, The Leprechaun, Twincast w/ Decibel, Legout, Zombie (movie) Frenzy, Black Lantern Rumble, and Black Lantern Laserbeak, Space Ghost w/ Jan, Jace, and Blip, Saeese Tiin & R.O.B. The Robot in a Jedi V-Wing, Nightwing & Red Robin (Tim Drake) in The Thunder Machine, Thundercracker, Skywarp, Tri-eye, Bleez, Blue Lantern #1, Indigo Lantern #2, Star Sapphire #2, Mighty Mouse, Usagi Yojimbo, Space Usagi, Jotaro, Tom Bombadil, Psylocke, Titanus, Baby Wolverine, and Zombie Ewok #4.
In the Commandos’ War Room, President Barack Obama, Dr. Doom, Dr. Fate, Spider-Man and Bryan Beckerman have been closely following the events of this year’s Second Round of the FFL Playoffs. President Obama is intensely listening to the voice on the other end of his telephone, “Do we have conformation on that? We do? Alright, thank you,” he says as he hangs the phone up. “Well, it’s official. What we saw is in fact true. Both Superman and Supergirl have fallen. Becks turns to Spidey and they fist bump (and blow it up) in celebration of this news. “Wait, what was that?” asks Dr. Doom as he points to another monitor. “There. Zoom in. Is that… it is! The Incredible Hulk is no more!” Doom says. “Awwww yeah!!” Beckerman exclaims. “Everyone calm down. This will only matter if we can defeat the Brotherhood of Evil Midgets. Now let’s get going and end their tyranny… Because that’s what this cabinet does!”
As the Brotherhood of Evil Midgets prepare for this epic encounter (one that SHOULD have been talked about just as much as TEAM vs. the Horsemen), their locker room is all a buzz about the previous battles as well. “Dude, did you see what Voldemort did to Oblivio?! Man he tore through them like it ain’t no thang!” Black Lantern Rumble says to Superboy. “Yeah I did. What about Galactus sacrificing himself to wipe out all of Spectrum entities?! That was insane!” Conner Kent replies. Over in the corner, He-Man and Space Ghost both have very depressed looks on their faces. “Hey guys, I know that Superman was your teammate for a long time, but you’re part of the Brotherhood and we still have a Superman of our own to kill here. So knock it off!” Nightwing says to his compatriots. Space Ghost turns to Dick Grayson, now with anger in his eyes, but He-Man calms him down and says, “No, Space Ghost. He’s right. Let’s take care of the Commandos and show everyone in the League exactly why we have one of these!” He-Man points to their FFL Championship rings they got in Season One as part of TEAM.
Both teams enter the city of the Playoff Planet as this battle is underway. Lady Gaga, who is outfitted in her meat dress, pulls out her Sith Lavorauk and attacks Baby Wolverine. The tiny mutant dodges her attack and slices her weapon in half. Zombie Ewok #4 then leaps from the light post he was perched on and savagely begins to tear away at the singer’s tasty outfit. The half dead fur ball chomps down on Lady Gaga’s face and pulls it off. “Dang bub, you took her face…off,” Baby Wolverine says. “Gggrrrrr, hiiissss,” Zombie Ewok #4 growls back as he continues to devour Gaga. “Vile creature!” yells Judah Ben-Hur as he rides in on his horse and slices the head off of Zombie Ewok #4, sending him to the graveyard. He then kicks Baby Wolverine away and into the duo of Gloop and Gleep from the Herculoids. Baby Wolverine tries to slash and slice his way out of the gelatinous creatures, but to no avail and is suffocated by them. “Awww, you shouldn’t have done that to me drinkin’ buddy,” says the Leprechaun as he sneaks around a fire hydrant and zaps Ben-Hur in the back with some magic, killing both him and his horse. The Leprechaun laughs hysterically to himself, but in doing so, does not see the battle hardened Dora come up and out of the manhole in the street. She ignites her lightsaber and lops the Leprechaun’s head off. “Muy bueno! You’re pot of gold is soooo mine!” she says. But very shortly after this statement, Dora is fried by a blast of orange energy. “No!! It’s mine!!!!!” screams Larfleeze. “All mine!!”
The Commandos’ magic crew of the Suspiria Witch Coven, Dr. Fate, Ginny Weasley, and Willow Rosenberg are being led by Harry Potter into the thick forest area. “Did you hear that singing?” Ginny asks her husband Harry. But before Harry can answer his wife, he sees her blasted by a bolt of magic. The Suspiria Witch Coven is then all vaporized by a trio of magic bolts as well. Tom Bombadil leaps out from the bushes and fires several more shots of magic, but they are deflected by Willow and Dr. Fate. Harry rushes to Ginny’s side as Willow and Dr. Fate battle the powerful Middle Earth being. “Harry… I’m cold,” Ginny says. “Shhh, save your strength. I have you, Vulnera Sanentur, Vulnera Sanentur, Vulnera Sanentur,” Harry chants, trying to heal his wife. “It’s…no…use… please Harry,” Ginny coughs. “No I can’t lose you here! You know that this could be my final match! I may not be there back in locker room after this battle!” Harry yells as tears are streaming down his face. He chants louder, “Vulnera Sanentur!! Vulnera Sanentur!! Vulnera Sanentur!!” Harry tightly holds his wife’s body as it goes limp. He kisses her on her forehead as the tears continue to flow. “Harry!!! We need your help! He is too strong for us!” yells Dr. Fate. Tom Bombadil then hits the distracted Dr. Fate with a kill shot of magic which cause the wearer of the Helm of Nabu in anguish. Harry Potter then gently places Ginny’s body on the ground. His grip on his wand is tight with vengeance on his mind. Harry stands up and yells “Willow GET DOWN!!!!” Willow leaps out of the way as Harry lets loose. “SECTUMSEMPRA!!!” Tom Bombadil is then slashed multiple times by an invisible sword, blood spurts from his body. Potter is unrelenting, “CRUCIO!!! SECTUMSEMPRA!!! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!” And with that final incantation, Tom Bombadil explodes in a burst of magic. Harry Potter drops to his knees, panting in exhaustion. Willow gets back to her feet and tries to console Harry. “Willow…leave me. I will be fine. My journey is not yet complete,” he says. Willow tries to reason with him, but when she looks into his eyes, she knows that there is no changing his mind right now.
Out in the Arctic area, the Cymeks are teaming up on Omega Supreme, but the Autobot gets some unusual aid courtesy of Thundercracker and Skywarp. The two Decepticon Seekers swoop in and unload laser blasts that rip through Dante’s massive robot form. Omega Supreme then grabs a hold of Xerxes with his claw hand and blows a hole right through the Cymek with his cannon arm. Thundercracker and Skywarp swing around to do another pass targeting Tlaloc this time. However, they are unprepared for Tlaloc’s Red Lantern ring and are blown out of the sky by his red energy. “Weaponry: Surprising. Effectiveness: Irrelevant.” Omega bellow as he unleashes a power blast that rips the Red Lantern ring off of Tlaloc’s being. He then uses brute force to send Tlaloc to the graveyard. “Alright guys. We are only going to have one shot at this,” says Kaneda as he captains the Icarus II. “Ugh, I hate this plan,” Cassie responds as she pilots it right for Omega Supreme. “Doesn’t matter Cassie. This is our only option,” says Mace. Kaneda then orders Robert Capa to arm the stellar bomb. Cassie flies the Icarus II right into the back of Omega Supreme which causes the stellar bomb to explode and kill the Autobot and everyone on board.
Back in the city, Earth 2 Superman flies in away from his own team and into the heart of the Brotherhood stronghold. This would normally be a futile attempt of bravado, but Kal-L is wielding a piece of Hybrid K Kryptonite. Count Dooku, Asajj Ventress, X-23, Psylocke, and Magneto all drop to the ground in excruciating pain from the Hybrid K. Dooku tries to Force push it away, but Earth 2 Superman’s grip is too strong. He takes it and cracks Asajj Ventress in the mouth, killing her on impact. Kal-L then picks Count Dooku up and holds the glowing rock in his face, causing the Sith Lord to scream out in agony as he dies. There is then a red/blue blur that whips by and snatches the Hybrid K from Earth 2 Superman’s hand. “Thanks, I’ll be taking this Old Man,” Superboy says as he rockets out into space. Earth 2 Superman leaps up and flies after him, but Superboy is faster than “the Old Man.” Conner launches the Hybrid K into the sun, where it disintegrates. Now that the Hybrid K is gone, Magneto, Psylocke, X-23, Jan and Jace regain their strength and get back to their feet. This is just in time, because the Deluxe Insecticons fly in to attack the trio of mutants. “Your forms are very appropriate… Insects.” Magneto arrogantly says as he uses his mastery of magnetism to rip all four Transformers apart before they can mount an offensive. A near by building is then utterly destroyed and knocked over by the lumbering Movie Devastator who is coming straight for the trio. Magneto sighs and says “Will this team ever learn?” He raises his hand to pull apart Movie Devastator but without warning has a pair of lightsaber blades stick out from his chest. “Yeah, actually. We do,” Bryan Beckerman whispers in Magneto’s ear as the mutant drops to the ground. “Dude Spidey! Did you see that?!” Becks exclaims. Spider-Man swings in and does the ESPN Top Ten noise “Dun nuh nuh dun nuh nuh” to his teammate. But this elation is short lived as X-23 drives her claws right into Bryan’s head and sends him to graveyard. Spider-Man then leaps into action and David Lee Roth kicks both X-23 and Psylocke to the ground. He quickly picks up Beck’s red and blue lightsabers and drives them into both girls’ chests. “Oh yeah. I just did that,” Spider-Man says to the two dead mutants. There is then a large shadow that casts itself over the city. “Ok... what is that?!” Spider-Man looks up to see Set emerging from the middle of the city. Spidey swings off to rejoin his Head Coach. The enormous seven headed serpent wastes no time making a large impact on this already intense battle. One of the heads uses its cosmic fire breath to melt Movie Devastator into a lump of slag as the other six devour all of the Herculoids. Dex-Starr and Taa both team up and sacrifice their final deaths to fly directly into the mouth of one of the heads, and blowing it up in the process. Black Lantern Optimus Prime then barrels down the road, side by side with Optimus Prime. They both burst up off of the road and into their robot forms. Black Lantern Optimus uses his Black Lantern ring to fly up to another one of the heads of Set. Together they concentrate all their firepower on it and explode another one. But they too are consumed by another head of Set. Head Coach Obama, Dr. Doom, Spider-Man, and Warrant Officer Ellen Ripley have all retreated behind the smoldering pile of metal that was once Movie Devastator. Willow Rosenberg soon makes her way over and joins them. “Willow where is the rest of your team?” asks Obama. “Only Harry and I survive.” “Where is Potter?!” Obama exclaims. “Uh sir, look,” Spider-Man says as he points to the top of the highest building in the city. Harry Potter has flown, courtesy of his Quidditch broomstick, to the roof of the skyscraper. “YOU WILL NOT KEEP ME FROM SEEING MY WIFE AGAIN MONSTER!!!” yells Harry. He then points his wand at Set and lets out a series of “AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA!! AVADA KEDAVRA!!! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!” The five remaining heads of Set scream out in utter agony as the Unforgivable Curses take hold. “NOW!! Everyone!! Everything you’ve got! Anyone who can get here, help Harry, and do it now!!” Head Coach Obama yells over his team’s intercoms. In flies Norma Cenva with her Green Lantern ring, Luminara Unduli with her Blue Lantern ring, Mary Marvel and even Earth 2 Superman leaves his battle against Superboy that has been still continuing up in space. The combined help from these four, coupled with Harry’s spells, are finally enough to destroy the massive beast. But the strain of casting so many Killing Curses, Harry drops to his knees and actually falls from the skyscraper. Earth 2 Superman goes to swoop in and catch the wizard, but Mr. Mxyztlpk appears out of thin air and finishes off Harry once and for all. The imp giggles a bit before teleporting away.
Meanwhile, far away from the City, Kaja Sinis leads his team through the mountainous region of the planet. There they are confronted by Twincast and his team of Transformers. Decibel, Legout, Zombie Movie Frenzy, Black Lantern Rumble and Black Lantern Laserbeak all eject out of Twincast and attack. Barress Offee ignites her lightsaber and makes quick work of Zombie Movie Frenzy as Kaja Sinis uses the Force to crush Legout. The Terminator from T3 then goes to work on Decibel and fires a couple grenades into his chest before kicking him off the mountainside. Ewok Baby #5 with erroneously killed by the falling rocks that the exploding Decibel caused. The two Black Lantern Decepticon tapes then blast T3 apart with their black energy powers. The two Jedi Knight then uses the combination of the Force and their lightsaber to put down the Black Lantern duo. Twincast tries to finish them off, but due to the size deferential between him and the Jedi, they prove to be too quick for him in this setting. They leap and flip out of every blaster shot and manage to get up onto his shoulders, where then simultaneously drive their lightsaber into Twincast’s head, killing him. They are then, however, confronted by the Spectrum Corp of the Brotherhood. The Jedi’s stand their ground, but are simply overpower and eliminated. Ganthet leads the Spectrum Corp back towards the main battle.
Up in Space, Saeese Tiin and Vorian Atreides are in a good old fashion dogfight as Fatality and Zombie Maxima square off against Mighty Mouse and Sayd. Saeese Tiin is in the much more advanced V-Wing and uses that to his advantage to destroy Vorian’s Z-95 Headhunter and kill both him and his Astro Droid. Zombie Maxima is savagely trying to get a hold of Mighty Mouse, but the super rodent is both too fast and too small for the zombified powerhouse to catch. She does however catch…a super fast Mighty Mouse flying directly through her head, killing her. Sayd then makes quick work of Fatality and makes this part of the battle a clean sweep for the Brotherhood.
Back in the City, Earth 2 Superman is still reeling from not being able to save Harry Potter as Superboy comes flying back in to continue their fight. “I wasn’t done with you yet, Old Man,” quips Conner as he flies right for Kal-L. “I’m done playing kid games,” Earth 2 Superman says as he snatches Superboy out of mid air and snaps his neck. The mighty Titanus then rolls in and begins firing his weapons. “I got your back Supes,” says Buffy Summers as she flies in, lightsaber drawn and zips around Titanus’s long neck at super speed, slicing it into a massive slinky. “Come one Mary. Let’s win this one for Harry,” Buffy says. Mary Marvel flies in beside her as the Spectrum Corps arrive. Mary swoops in and dispatches Indigo Lantern #2 quickly and then follows it up by grabbing a hold of Blue Lantern #1 just as she’s about to blast Buffy. Mary Marvel redirects Blue Lantern #1’s arm, causing the blast to hit Bleez which completely destroys the Red Lantern energy, which then in turn, kills Bleez. She then yells “SHAZAM!” right before letting go of the Blue Lantern. The magical lighting comes down from the heavens and incinerates Blue Lantern #1. Ganthet then uses the combination of his Green Lantern ring and his vast Guardian cosmic powers to send Mary Marvel to the graveyard. Buffy grabs a hold of Tri-Eye and jams her lightsaber right into the middle of his three eyes. “Ooooh, I want one of those!” Larfleeze says as he sets his sights on Buffy’s blue lightsaber. “Come and get it then, ugly,” she says. Larfleeze lunges towards the Slayer, but she quickly moves out of the way and well… slays him. “Too slow,” she quips. “You’re right,” Space Ghost says as he blindsides Buffy with a powerful energy blast. Ganthet and Sayd then use their Guardian powers to finish off Buffy Summers.
Down on the street below, Nightwing and Red Robin are driving the Thunder Machine when they are attacked by Lazarus Long in an F-35 and Lyra Belaqua and Will Perry in the Intention Craft. They uses everything the Thunder Machine has, but the two airborne vehicles dodge everything. The Intention Craft then uses its own weapons to completely annihilated the Thunder Machine, but not before Nightwing and Red Robin can escape. Saeese Tiin rockets in from outer space and blasts Lazarus Long and his F-35 before he can take any evasive maneuvers. However, the V-Wing is then destroyed by the Intention Craft incredible firepower it has. Smart Grimlock then arrives and uses his energy sword to slice the Intention Craft out of mid air. He then transforms into his Tyrannosaurs Rex mode and stomps what’s left of the Intention Craft and its passengers. Nightwing and Red Robin race into a nearby building where they find Head Coach Obama, Dr. Doom, Ripley and Willow formulating a strategy to end this battle. Willow sees them and fries Red Robin with a power bolt of magic. Nightwing leaps into action and kicks Willow down before flipping over Ripley and snapping her neck. He the whips out several of his wing-dings and fires them into the chest of the Head Coach of the Commandos. Dr. Doom then blasts him with massive bolt of energy that rips a hole into Dick Grayson’s chest and sending him to the graveyard.
Back out in the streets, Gamera has appears, but is surprisingly taken down quite quickly by the double team of Norma Cenva and Luminara Unduli with their respective Green and Blue Lantern rings. Spider-Man is swinging from building to building when he sees Star Sapphire #2, Mighty Mouse and Sayd coming right for him. “Well if I’m going to go out… I guess this is the way,” Spidey says to himself. He then pulls out Beckerman’s two lightsabers that he picked up from earlier in the match. He flips through the air dodging all attacks. Star Sapphire #2 and Mighty Mouse both are sliced in half by the red and blue lightsabers. Spider-Man then dive bombs Sayd and drives both lightsabers into her chest before kicking her towards the ground. Spidey lands on the side of a building and says to himself, “Man where were these things for the past four seasons? I really could have used them. He then sees the trio of Usagi Yojimbo, Space Usagi and Jotaro and figures “why not?” Spider-Man leaps down in the middle of all of them and quickly takes out Space Usagi and Jotaro. Usagi then spin kicks the red lightsaber out of Spider-Man’s hand and slices his other hand causing him to drop the blue one. Spider-Man then fires his webbing at Usagi, but the samurai rabbit slices himself free with his katana. They trade punches and kicks, countering most of them, neither giving much up. Usagi targets Spidey’s web shooters and disables them with a couple throwing stars. He then flips over Spider-Man and drives his katana blade deep into the Friendly Neighborhood Web Slinger’s chest. “Dang, you are fast,” Spider-Man says with is last breath before dying for the final time.
Up in the sky, Ganthet finds himself being double teamed by Norma Cenva and Luminara Unduli. The Jedi’s Blue Lantern ring is supercharging both her teammate’s Green Lantern ring and Ganthet’s. The immense power coming form all three rings as well as Ganthet’s own cosmic powers and Unduli’s deep connection with the Force proves to be too much and backfires on all three, killing them all. The sky flashes bright with blue and green as He-Man looks up and sees that familiar “S” flying overhead. The duo of Dr. Doom and Willow Rosenberg, who has now begun to slip deeper into her evil psyche, have found themselves being attacked by Usagi Yojimbo, Space Ghost and his crew of miscreants. Dr. Doom makes incredibly quick work of Jan, Jace and Blip as Willow fends off Usagi. His samurai abilities prove to be no match for her vast magical abilities and falls to Willow’s powers. Mr. Mxyztlpk then appears and uses the same blast to kill Willow as he did Harry Potter. This then distracts Dr. Doom, for but only a second, which is all Space Ghost needs to finish him off.
Earth 2 Superman now finds himself the lone survivor for his team. He wastes no time at all and flies in as fast as he can to kill Mr. Mxyztlpk. He doesn’t even stop, he literally just flies right through him, exploding the imp on his way to Smart Grimlock. The Autobot is one of the toughest there is, but he is no match for a determined Earth 2 Superman. Kal-L uses his freeze breath to freeze Smart Grimlock solid before shattering him with a vicious haymaker. Now Space Ghost and He-Man, who is upon Battle Cat are face to face with Earth 2 Superman. Space Ghost is the first to act. He blasts Earth 2 Superman back with his power bands, but Earth 2 Superman fires back with his heat vision and destroys them. Battle Cat and He-Man leap at Earth 2 Superman, but he quickly gets out of the way. He then hits Space Ghost with a blast of heat vision. Space Ghost becomes invisible and is able to blindside Earth 2 Superman several times. The Kryptonian then begins to fires several pot shots of his heat vision, trying to connect with Space Ghost. One of these shots manages to hit Battle Cat and take him out. He then uses his freeze breath to find Space Ghost and in a similar way of how he took out Smart Grimlock, Earth 2 Superman shatters Space Ghost. He-Man then lands a wicked double axe handle to then back of Earth 2 Superman. Kal-L retaliates with a leg sweep and powerful uppercut. He-Man pulls the Sword of Grayskull out and manages to slice Earth 2 Superman across the “S” symbol on his chest. “You are not the Superman I know,” bellows He-Man. “You’re right, I’m not. Which is why it will be easy for me to defeat you,” replies Earth 2 Superman. He fires a powerful beam of heat vision at the Master of the Universe, but He-Man blocks it with his sword. He then angles it so the beam bounces back at Earth 2 Superman. Kal-L is blinded by it for a fraction of a second, which allows He-Man to get in close and drive the Sword of Grayskull right through the “S” on Earth 2 Superman’s chest. He-Man pulls it out, raises it to the sky a shouts “I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!”
THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MIDGETS IS VICTORIOUS!!
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets is Mr. Mxyztlpk, Magneto, Count Dooku, Asajj Ventress, X-23, Omega Supreme, Superboy, Set, He-Man w/ Battle Cat, Gamera, Smart Grimlock, Ganthet w/ a green lantern ring, Sayd, Lar Fleeze, The Leprechaun, Twincast w/ Decibel, Legout, Zombie (movie) Frenzy, Black Lantern Rumble, and Black Lantern Laserbeak, Space Ghost w/ Jan, Jace, and Blip, Saeese Tiin & R.O.B. The Robot in a Jedi V-Wing, Nightwing & Red Robin (Tim Drake) in The Thunder Machine, Thundercracker, Skywarp, Tri-eye, Bleez, Blue Lantern #1, Indigo Lantern #2, Star Sapphire #2, Mighty Mouse, Usagi Yojimbo, Space Usagi, Jotaro, Tom Bombadil, Psylocke, Titanus, Baby Wolverine, and Zombie Ewok #4.
In the Commandos’ War Room, President Barack Obama, Dr. Doom, Dr. Fate, Spider-Man and Bryan Beckerman have been closely following the events of this year’s Second Round of the FFL Playoffs. President Obama is intensely listening to the voice on the other end of his telephone, “Do we have conformation on that? We do? Alright, thank you,” he says as he hangs the phone up. “Well, it’s official. What we saw is in fact true. Both Superman and Supergirl have fallen. Becks turns to Spidey and they fist bump (and blow it up) in celebration of this news. “Wait, what was that?” asks Dr. Doom as he points to another monitor. “There. Zoom in. Is that… it is! The Incredible Hulk is no more!” Doom says. “Awwww yeah!!” Beckerman exclaims. “Everyone calm down. This will only matter if we can defeat the Brotherhood of Evil Midgets. Now let’s get going and end their tyranny… Because that’s what this cabinet does!”
As the Brotherhood of Evil Midgets prepare for this epic encounter (one that SHOULD have been talked about just as much as TEAM vs. the Horsemen), their locker room is all a buzz about the previous battles as well. “Dude, did you see what Voldemort did to Oblivio?! Man he tore through them like it ain’t no thang!” Black Lantern Rumble says to Superboy. “Yeah I did. What about Galactus sacrificing himself to wipe out all of Spectrum entities?! That was insane!” Conner Kent replies. Over in the corner, He-Man and Space Ghost both have very depressed looks on their faces. “Hey guys, I know that Superman was your teammate for a long time, but you’re part of the Brotherhood and we still have a Superman of our own to kill here. So knock it off!” Nightwing says to his compatriots. Space Ghost turns to Dick Grayson, now with anger in his eyes, but He-Man calms him down and says, “No, Space Ghost. He’s right. Let’s take care of the Commandos and show everyone in the League exactly why we have one of these!” He-Man points to their FFL Championship rings they got in Season One as part of TEAM.
Both teams enter the city of the Playoff Planet as this battle is underway. Lady Gaga, who is outfitted in her meat dress, pulls out her Sith Lavorauk and attacks Baby Wolverine. The tiny mutant dodges her attack and slices her weapon in half. Zombie Ewok #4 then leaps from the light post he was perched on and savagely begins to tear away at the singer’s tasty outfit. The half dead fur ball chomps down on Lady Gaga’s face and pulls it off. “Dang bub, you took her face…off,” Baby Wolverine says. “Gggrrrrr, hiiissss,” Zombie Ewok #4 growls back as he continues to devour Gaga. “Vile creature!” yells Judah Ben-Hur as he rides in on his horse and slices the head off of Zombie Ewok #4, sending him to the graveyard. He then kicks Baby Wolverine away and into the duo of Gloop and Gleep from the Herculoids. Baby Wolverine tries to slash and slice his way out of the gelatinous creatures, but to no avail and is suffocated by them. “Awww, you shouldn’t have done that to me drinkin’ buddy,” says the Leprechaun as he sneaks around a fire hydrant and zaps Ben-Hur in the back with some magic, killing both him and his horse. The Leprechaun laughs hysterically to himself, but in doing so, does not see the battle hardened Dora come up and out of the manhole in the street. She ignites her lightsaber and lops the Leprechaun’s head off. “Muy bueno! You’re pot of gold is soooo mine!” she says. But very shortly after this statement, Dora is fried by a blast of orange energy. “No!! It’s mine!!!!!” screams Larfleeze. “All mine!!”
The Commandos’ magic crew of the Suspiria Witch Coven, Dr. Fate, Ginny Weasley, and Willow Rosenberg are being led by Harry Potter into the thick forest area. “Did you hear that singing?” Ginny asks her husband Harry. But before Harry can answer his wife, he sees her blasted by a bolt of magic. The Suspiria Witch Coven is then all vaporized by a trio of magic bolts as well. Tom Bombadil leaps out from the bushes and fires several more shots of magic, but they are deflected by Willow and Dr. Fate. Harry rushes to Ginny’s side as Willow and Dr. Fate battle the powerful Middle Earth being. “Harry… I’m cold,” Ginny says. “Shhh, save your strength. I have you, Vulnera Sanentur, Vulnera Sanentur, Vulnera Sanentur,” Harry chants, trying to heal his wife. “It’s…no…use… please Harry,” Ginny coughs. “No I can’t lose you here! You know that this could be my final match! I may not be there back in locker room after this battle!” Harry yells as tears are streaming down his face. He chants louder, “Vulnera Sanentur!! Vulnera Sanentur!! Vulnera Sanentur!!” Harry tightly holds his wife’s body as it goes limp. He kisses her on her forehead as the tears continue to flow. “Harry!!! We need your help! He is too strong for us!” yells Dr. Fate. Tom Bombadil then hits the distracted Dr. Fate with a kill shot of magic which cause the wearer of the Helm of Nabu in anguish. Harry Potter then gently places Ginny’s body on the ground. His grip on his wand is tight with vengeance on his mind. Harry stands up and yells “Willow GET DOWN!!!!” Willow leaps out of the way as Harry lets loose. “SECTUMSEMPRA!!!” Tom Bombadil is then slashed multiple times by an invisible sword, blood spurts from his body. Potter is unrelenting, “CRUCIO!!! SECTUMSEMPRA!!! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!” And with that final incantation, Tom Bombadil explodes in a burst of magic. Harry Potter drops to his knees, panting in exhaustion. Willow gets back to her feet and tries to console Harry. “Willow…leave me. I will be fine. My journey is not yet complete,” he says. Willow tries to reason with him, but when she looks into his eyes, she knows that there is no changing his mind right now.
Out in the Arctic area, the Cymeks are teaming up on Omega Supreme, but the Autobot gets some unusual aid courtesy of Thundercracker and Skywarp. The two Decepticon Seekers swoop in and unload laser blasts that rip through Dante’s massive robot form. Omega Supreme then grabs a hold of Xerxes with his claw hand and blows a hole right through the Cymek with his cannon arm. Thundercracker and Skywarp swing around to do another pass targeting Tlaloc this time. However, they are unprepared for Tlaloc’s Red Lantern ring and are blown out of the sky by his red energy. “Weaponry: Surprising. Effectiveness: Irrelevant.” Omega bellow as he unleashes a power blast that rips the Red Lantern ring off of Tlaloc’s being. He then uses brute force to send Tlaloc to the graveyard. “Alright guys. We are only going to have one shot at this,” says Kaneda as he captains the Icarus II. “Ugh, I hate this plan,” Cassie responds as she pilots it right for Omega Supreme. “Doesn’t matter Cassie. This is our only option,” says Mace. Kaneda then orders Robert Capa to arm the stellar bomb. Cassie flies the Icarus II right into the back of Omega Supreme which causes the stellar bomb to explode and kill the Autobot and everyone on board.
Back in the city, Earth 2 Superman flies in away from his own team and into the heart of the Brotherhood stronghold. This would normally be a futile attempt of bravado, but Kal-L is wielding a piece of Hybrid K Kryptonite. Count Dooku, Asajj Ventress, X-23, Psylocke, and Magneto all drop to the ground in excruciating pain from the Hybrid K. Dooku tries to Force push it away, but Earth 2 Superman’s grip is too strong. He takes it and cracks Asajj Ventress in the mouth, killing her on impact. Kal-L then picks Count Dooku up and holds the glowing rock in his face, causing the Sith Lord to scream out in agony as he dies. There is then a red/blue blur that whips by and snatches the Hybrid K from Earth 2 Superman’s hand. “Thanks, I’ll be taking this Old Man,” Superboy says as he rockets out into space. Earth 2 Superman leaps up and flies after him, but Superboy is faster than “the Old Man.” Conner launches the Hybrid K into the sun, where it disintegrates. Now that the Hybrid K is gone, Magneto, Psylocke, X-23, Jan and Jace regain their strength and get back to their feet. This is just in time, because the Deluxe Insecticons fly in to attack the trio of mutants. “Your forms are very appropriate… Insects.” Magneto arrogantly says as he uses his mastery of magnetism to rip all four Transformers apart before they can mount an offensive. A near by building is then utterly destroyed and knocked over by the lumbering Movie Devastator who is coming straight for the trio. Magneto sighs and says “Will this team ever learn?” He raises his hand to pull apart Movie Devastator but without warning has a pair of lightsaber blades stick out from his chest. “Yeah, actually. We do,” Bryan Beckerman whispers in Magneto’s ear as the mutant drops to the ground. “Dude Spidey! Did you see that?!” Becks exclaims. Spider-Man swings in and does the ESPN Top Ten noise “Dun nuh nuh dun nuh nuh” to his teammate. But this elation is short lived as X-23 drives her claws right into Bryan’s head and sends him to graveyard. Spider-Man then leaps into action and David Lee Roth kicks both X-23 and Psylocke to the ground. He quickly picks up Beck’s red and blue lightsabers and drives them into both girls’ chests. “Oh yeah. I just did that,” Spider-Man says to the two dead mutants. There is then a large shadow that casts itself over the city. “Ok... what is that?!” Spider-Man looks up to see Set emerging from the middle of the city. Spidey swings off to rejoin his Head Coach. The enormous seven headed serpent wastes no time making a large impact on this already intense battle. One of the heads uses its cosmic fire breath to melt Movie Devastator into a lump of slag as the other six devour all of the Herculoids. Dex-Starr and Taa both team up and sacrifice their final deaths to fly directly into the mouth of one of the heads, and blowing it up in the process. Black Lantern Optimus Prime then barrels down the road, side by side with Optimus Prime. They both burst up off of the road and into their robot forms. Black Lantern Optimus uses his Black Lantern ring to fly up to another one of the heads of Set. Together they concentrate all their firepower on it and explode another one. But they too are consumed by another head of Set. Head Coach Obama, Dr. Doom, Spider-Man, and Warrant Officer Ellen Ripley have all retreated behind the smoldering pile of metal that was once Movie Devastator. Willow Rosenberg soon makes her way over and joins them. “Willow where is the rest of your team?” asks Obama. “Only Harry and I survive.” “Where is Potter?!” Obama exclaims. “Uh sir, look,” Spider-Man says as he points to the top of the highest building in the city. Harry Potter has flown, courtesy of his Quidditch broomstick, to the roof of the skyscraper. “YOU WILL NOT KEEP ME FROM SEEING MY WIFE AGAIN MONSTER!!!” yells Harry. He then points his wand at Set and lets out a series of “AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA!! AVADA KEDAVRA!!! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!” The five remaining heads of Set scream out in utter agony as the Unforgivable Curses take hold. “NOW!! Everyone!! Everything you’ve got! Anyone who can get here, help Harry, and do it now!!” Head Coach Obama yells over his team’s intercoms. In flies Norma Cenva with her Green Lantern ring, Luminara Unduli with her Blue Lantern ring, Mary Marvel and even Earth 2 Superman leaves his battle against Superboy that has been still continuing up in space. The combined help from these four, coupled with Harry’s spells, are finally enough to destroy the massive beast. But the strain of casting so many Killing Curses, Harry drops to his knees and actually falls from the skyscraper. Earth 2 Superman goes to swoop in and catch the wizard, but Mr. Mxyztlpk appears out of thin air and finishes off Harry once and for all. The imp giggles a bit before teleporting away.
Meanwhile, far away from the City, Kaja Sinis leads his team through the mountainous region of the planet. There they are confronted by Twincast and his team of Transformers. Decibel, Legout, Zombie Movie Frenzy, Black Lantern Rumble and Black Lantern Laserbeak all eject out of Twincast and attack. Barress Offee ignites her lightsaber and makes quick work of Zombie Movie Frenzy as Kaja Sinis uses the Force to crush Legout. The Terminator from T3 then goes to work on Decibel and fires a couple grenades into his chest before kicking him off the mountainside. Ewok Baby #5 with erroneously killed by the falling rocks that the exploding Decibel caused. The two Black Lantern Decepticon tapes then blast T3 apart with their black energy powers. The two Jedi Knight then uses the combination of the Force and their lightsaber to put down the Black Lantern duo. Twincast tries to finish them off, but due to the size deferential between him and the Jedi, they prove to be too quick for him in this setting. They leap and flip out of every blaster shot and manage to get up onto his shoulders, where then simultaneously drive their lightsaber into Twincast’s head, killing him. They are then, however, confronted by the Spectrum Corp of the Brotherhood. The Jedi’s stand their ground, but are simply overpower and eliminated. Ganthet leads the Spectrum Corp back towards the main battle.
Up in Space, Saeese Tiin and Vorian Atreides are in a good old fashion dogfight as Fatality and Zombie Maxima square off against Mighty Mouse and Sayd. Saeese Tiin is in the much more advanced V-Wing and uses that to his advantage to destroy Vorian’s Z-95 Headhunter and kill both him and his Astro Droid. Zombie Maxima is savagely trying to get a hold of Mighty Mouse, but the super rodent is both too fast and too small for the zombified powerhouse to catch. She does however catch…a super fast Mighty Mouse flying directly through her head, killing her. Sayd then makes quick work of Fatality and makes this part of the battle a clean sweep for the Brotherhood.
Back in the City, Earth 2 Superman is still reeling from not being able to save Harry Potter as Superboy comes flying back in to continue their fight. “I wasn’t done with you yet, Old Man,” quips Conner as he flies right for Kal-L. “I’m done playing kid games,” Earth 2 Superman says as he snatches Superboy out of mid air and snaps his neck. The mighty Titanus then rolls in and begins firing his weapons. “I got your back Supes,” says Buffy Summers as she flies in, lightsaber drawn and zips around Titanus’s long neck at super speed, slicing it into a massive slinky. “Come one Mary. Let’s win this one for Harry,” Buffy says. Mary Marvel flies in beside her as the Spectrum Corps arrive. Mary swoops in and dispatches Indigo Lantern #2 quickly and then follows it up by grabbing a hold of Blue Lantern #1 just as she’s about to blast Buffy. Mary Marvel redirects Blue Lantern #1’s arm, causing the blast to hit Bleez which completely destroys the Red Lantern energy, which then in turn, kills Bleez. She then yells “SHAZAM!” right before letting go of the Blue Lantern. The magical lighting comes down from the heavens and incinerates Blue Lantern #1. Ganthet then uses the combination of his Green Lantern ring and his vast Guardian cosmic powers to send Mary Marvel to the graveyard. Buffy grabs a hold of Tri-Eye and jams her lightsaber right into the middle of his three eyes. “Ooooh, I want one of those!” Larfleeze says as he sets his sights on Buffy’s blue lightsaber. “Come and get it then, ugly,” she says. Larfleeze lunges towards the Slayer, but she quickly moves out of the way and well… slays him. “Too slow,” she quips. “You’re right,” Space Ghost says as he blindsides Buffy with a powerful energy blast. Ganthet and Sayd then use their Guardian powers to finish off Buffy Summers.
Down on the street below, Nightwing and Red Robin are driving the Thunder Machine when they are attacked by Lazarus Long in an F-35 and Lyra Belaqua and Will Perry in the Intention Craft. They uses everything the Thunder Machine has, but the two airborne vehicles dodge everything. The Intention Craft then uses its own weapons to completely annihilated the Thunder Machine, but not before Nightwing and Red Robin can escape. Saeese Tiin rockets in from outer space and blasts Lazarus Long and his F-35 before he can take any evasive maneuvers. However, the V-Wing is then destroyed by the Intention Craft incredible firepower it has. Smart Grimlock then arrives and uses his energy sword to slice the Intention Craft out of mid air. He then transforms into his Tyrannosaurs Rex mode and stomps what’s left of the Intention Craft and its passengers. Nightwing and Red Robin race into a nearby building where they find Head Coach Obama, Dr. Doom, Ripley and Willow formulating a strategy to end this battle. Willow sees them and fries Red Robin with a power bolt of magic. Nightwing leaps into action and kicks Willow down before flipping over Ripley and snapping her neck. He the whips out several of his wing-dings and fires them into the chest of the Head Coach of the Commandos. Dr. Doom then blasts him with massive bolt of energy that rips a hole into Dick Grayson’s chest and sending him to the graveyard.
Back out in the streets, Gamera has appears, but is surprisingly taken down quite quickly by the double team of Norma Cenva and Luminara Unduli with their respective Green and Blue Lantern rings. Spider-Man is swinging from building to building when he sees Star Sapphire #2, Mighty Mouse and Sayd coming right for him. “Well if I’m going to go out… I guess this is the way,” Spidey says to himself. He then pulls out Beckerman’s two lightsabers that he picked up from earlier in the match. He flips through the air dodging all attacks. Star Sapphire #2 and Mighty Mouse both are sliced in half by the red and blue lightsabers. Spider-Man then dive bombs Sayd and drives both lightsabers into her chest before kicking her towards the ground. Spidey lands on the side of a building and says to himself, “Man where were these things for the past four seasons? I really could have used them. He then sees the trio of Usagi Yojimbo, Space Usagi and Jotaro and figures “why not?” Spider-Man leaps down in the middle of all of them and quickly takes out Space Usagi and Jotaro. Usagi then spin kicks the red lightsaber out of Spider-Man’s hand and slices his other hand causing him to drop the blue one. Spider-Man then fires his webbing at Usagi, but the samurai rabbit slices himself free with his katana. They trade punches and kicks, countering most of them, neither giving much up. Usagi targets Spidey’s web shooters and disables them with a couple throwing stars. He then flips over Spider-Man and drives his katana blade deep into the Friendly Neighborhood Web Slinger’s chest. “Dang, you are fast,” Spider-Man says with is last breath before dying for the final time.
Up in the sky, Ganthet finds himself being double teamed by Norma Cenva and Luminara Unduli. The Jedi’s Blue Lantern ring is supercharging both her teammate’s Green Lantern ring and Ganthet’s. The immense power coming form all three rings as well as Ganthet’s own cosmic powers and Unduli’s deep connection with the Force proves to be too much and backfires on all three, killing them all. The sky flashes bright with blue and green as He-Man looks up and sees that familiar “S” flying overhead. The duo of Dr. Doom and Willow Rosenberg, who has now begun to slip deeper into her evil psyche, have found themselves being attacked by Usagi Yojimbo, Space Ghost and his crew of miscreants. Dr. Doom makes incredibly quick work of Jan, Jace and Blip as Willow fends off Usagi. His samurai abilities prove to be no match for her vast magical abilities and falls to Willow’s powers. Mr. Mxyztlpk then appears and uses the same blast to kill Willow as he did Harry Potter. This then distracts Dr. Doom, for but only a second, which is all Space Ghost needs to finish him off.
Earth 2 Superman now finds himself the lone survivor for his team. He wastes no time at all and flies in as fast as he can to kill Mr. Mxyztlpk. He doesn’t even stop, he literally just flies right through him, exploding the imp on his way to Smart Grimlock. The Autobot is one of the toughest there is, but he is no match for a determined Earth 2 Superman. Kal-L uses his freeze breath to freeze Smart Grimlock solid before shattering him with a vicious haymaker. Now Space Ghost and He-Man, who is upon Battle Cat are face to face with Earth 2 Superman. Space Ghost is the first to act. He blasts Earth 2 Superman back with his power bands, but Earth 2 Superman fires back with his heat vision and destroys them. Battle Cat and He-Man leap at Earth 2 Superman, but he quickly gets out of the way. He then hits Space Ghost with a blast of heat vision. Space Ghost becomes invisible and is able to blindside Earth 2 Superman several times. The Kryptonian then begins to fires several pot shots of his heat vision, trying to connect with Space Ghost. One of these shots manages to hit Battle Cat and take him out. He then uses his freeze breath to find Space Ghost and in a similar way of how he took out Smart Grimlock, Earth 2 Superman shatters Space Ghost. He-Man then lands a wicked double axe handle to then back of Earth 2 Superman. Kal-L retaliates with a leg sweep and powerful uppercut. He-Man pulls the Sword of Grayskull out and manages to slice Earth 2 Superman across the “S” symbol on his chest. “You are not the Superman I know,” bellows He-Man. “You’re right, I’m not. Which is why it will be easy for me to defeat you,” replies Earth 2 Superman. He fires a powerful beam of heat vision at the Master of the Universe, but He-Man blocks it with his sword. He then angles it so the beam bounces back at Earth 2 Superman. Kal-L is blinded by it for a fraction of a second, which allows He-Man to get in close and drive the Sword of Grayskull right through the “S” on Earth 2 Superman’s chest. He-Man pulls it out, raises it to the sky a shouts “I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!”
THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MIDGETS IS VICTORIOUS!!
Monday, June 13, 2011
Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve vs Oblivio
“If you don't tell me what I want to know, then it'll just be a question of how much you want it to hurt.”
-Jack Bauer
I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 4, Semi-Final Match located on the Playoff Planet. They are as follows:
Kennelz: Galactus, Nova w/ green lantern ring, Terrax, Firelord, Lord Voldemort, Black Lantern Sentry, Black Lantern Shazam, Shazam (Freddy Freeman), Supergirl (Ariella Kent), Steel Superman, Dr. Doomsday, Captain Atom, Marv, Jack Bauer, Oa Guardian #1 w/ green lantern ring, Oa Guardian #2, Oa Guardian #3, Oa Guardian #4, Oa Guardian #5, Oa Guardian #6, Jade w/ green lantern ring and blue lantern ring, Green Lantern #1, Hercules, Ares w/ Atlas Axe, Apollo, The Inhumans: Black Bolt, Gorgon, Crystal and Medusa, Heroes: Peter Petrelli, Sylar, Matt Parkman, Hiro Nakamura, Claire Bennett, Tracy Strauss and The Haitian.
Oblivio: Krona, Kyle Rayner - Parallax (yellow), Darth Void - The Butcher (red), Aleta One w/ green lantern ring - Adara (blue), Micah Giiett - Ion (green), Predator #46 - Proselyte (indigo), Eowyn - The Predator (violet), Mon Star - Ophidian (Orange), Black Lantern Wonder Woman, Black Lantern Kyle Rayner, Space Godzilla, Sandworm #12, Bellatrix Lestrange, Shredder w/ Mithril vest, Hawkeye, Chucky w/ red lightsaber and yellow lantern ring, Tiffany, Bride of Chucky w/ Star Sapphire ring, Black Dragon #8, Darwin (X-Men), Captain Marvel II, Gorax, Magma, Krayt Dragon #5, Smokescreen, Wheeljack, Junkeon #25, Junkeon #26, Zombie Iceman, Triton, Orion, Dementor #10, Jitsu w/ his horse Nightstalker, Edward Cullen, Bella Swan and Scarlet Spider (Felicity Hardy).
Let the battle begin. . .
Forest Region. . .
In a tender moment before the match officially begins, Edward Cullen lies with Bella Swan as a man and an even prettier man often do. Their sweet love session ends with a warm embrace. As the two young lovers rise, partially clothed, they are met by Lord Voldemort. An evil grin slowly creeps along the face of the resurrected wizard. Voldemort raises his wand and uses it against the “young” vampire. Edward Cullen’s head explodes and his body melts into the ground.
Lord Voldemort: I guess you could call me. . . a member of “Team Jacob.”
Dementor #10 flies from the surrounding trees and heads at Voldemort. Dementor #10 stops in place as it faces his former ally.
Voldemort: You serve me!!!
Dementor #10 shutters and rushes to Bella Swan, in response to his true master. It manages to place a Dementor’s kiss upon her lips. Bella’s soul is stolen and her eyes become lifeless-much like the true-life actress who plays her character in the movies. Bella, now with Edward’s belt, climbs up a tree while both Voldemort and the Dementor watch. She ties the belt to a branch and jumps, with Edward’s belt hanging around her neck. Bella’s neck breaks and she dies.
The Gorax crushes through the brush and grabs Voldemort. As Voldemort is being held, Hercules, Ares and Apollo come to Voldemort’s rescue and battle the Gorax. The three “gods” are too much for the woodland beast. The Gorax is killed. Black Dragon #8 enters the fray and manages to kill Apollo. Hercules, Voldemort and Ares finish the beast in retribution for their comrade’s death.
Desert Region. . .
Krayt Dragon #5 smells its prey. Gorgon stomps on the ground, causing shockwaves which cause the dragon to stumble. Crystal uses her powers and creates a tornado. The winds engulf the dragon. Blackbolt then fishes the beast off with a blast of his destructive hypersonic voice. As Krayt Dragon #5 explodes, so does the ground beneath the Inhumans. Sandworm #12 swallows both Gorgon and Medusa. As Sandworm #12 is about to finish off both Blackbolt and Crystal, Oa Guardians #2-6 come to the scene and destroy the monstrosity. The Guardians then rise upward to space.
Space Region. . .
The Oa Guardians meet Oa Guardian #1 with a green lantern ring. As the Guardians come together to discuss their next strategy, they are met by Kyle Rayner - Parallax (yellow), Darth Void - The Butcher (red), Aleta One w/ green lantern ring - Adara (blue), Micah Giiett - Ion (green), Predator #46 - Proselyte (indigo), Eowyn - The Predator (violet) and Mon Star - Ophidian (Orange). A vicious battle ensues and one by one, the Oa Guardians are miraculously picked off by the spectrum entities. Kyle Rayner - Parallax (yellow) destroys Oa Guardian #2. Darth Void - The Butcher (red) destroys Oa Guardian #3. Aleta One w/ green lantern ring - Adara (blue) destroys Oa Guardian #4. Micah Giiett - Ion (green) destroys Oa Guardian #5. Predator #46 - Proselyte (indigo) destroys Oa Guardian #6. The combined powers of Eowyn - The Predator (violet) and Mon Star - Ophidian (Orange) destroy Oa Guardian #1 with green lantern ring.
Seeing his celestial comrades fall to the entities, Galactus takes matters into his own hands. He knows that if he uses his entire cosmic essence, he will be able to defeat the celestials. Galactus shouts to his heralds before the overload of his power cosmic is complete.
Galactus: Avenge me!!!
Galactus explodes and his entire power cosmic essence rips apart the entities from their hosts, at the sacrifice of himself. Galactus is engulfed, but so are the entities. As the entities dissipate, the hosts fall to the world below. Kyle Rayner, Darth Void, Aleta One, Micah Giiett, Predator #46, Eowyn and Mon Star are caught by Black Lanterns Wonder Woman and Kyle Rayner, who float them to the plains below.
City Region- [Dird Avenue]. . .
Claire Bennett stands in the street in front of Chucky and Tiffany. The two dolls use their rings to pick her up and drop her to the street below. Chucky smiles at his bride and the two begin to walk away. A broken and bloodied Claire rises and begins to mold her body into shape again. Chucky ignites his lightsaber. He begins to walk toward Claire and then stops in his place. He turns around and comes at his Bride.
Tiffany: What are you doing?!?!
Chucky: Can’t stop myself! I’m being controlled!
Before Tiffany can use her ring in defense, Matt Parkman uses all of his strength to “push” the mind contained within Chucky.
Chucky: Sorry babe!
Chucky lops off her head. Chucky screams in frustration as he is about to disembowel the stuffing out of his own stomach. Before he does, an arrow cuts through the eye of Parkman and he falls. Hawkeye has saved the doll. Chucky is now himself again.
Jack Bauer comes from behind Hawkeye.
Bauer: Down on the ground!
Hawkeye slowly turns.
Bauer: Don’t push me! Down on the ground or I will put you down!
While Bauer focuses on Hawkeye, Shredder comes from behind and slices through Bauer’s back. Bauer falls dead, his spine and attached cord hanging from his body. Hiro Nakamura touches Sylar and teleports with him behind Shredder. Shredder’s Mithril vest is useless against Sylar and he is killed.
Air Region. . .
Green Lantern #1 and Shazam (Freddy Freeman) face BL Wonder Woman and BL Kyle Rayner in the air above the Plains Region. BL Rayner easily destroys GL #1. BL Wonder Woman is in a pitched battle with Shazam. Eventually, the black lantern is able to take advantage of her deathly powers and rips the heart out of Shazam. As the black lanterns turn, they see Oblivio’s black lanterns enter the fray. The BLs fight one another- BL Sentry and BL Shazam battle BL Wonder Woman and BL Kyle Rayner. In the end, BL Sentry bests BL Wonder Woman; BL Kyle Rayner bests BL Shazam and in an intense battle of skill, BL Sentry bests BL Kyle Rayner.
Plains Region. . .
Kyle Rayner, Darth Void, Aleta One w/ green lantern ring, Micah Giiett, Predator #46, Eowyn and Mon Star rise, no longer containing the spectrum entities. They will have to prove their own abilities as they face Supergirl (Ariella Kent), Steel Superman, Dr. Doomsday, Captain Atom, and Jade with a green lantern ring and blue lantern ring.
Predator #46 fires its shoulder cannon at Steel Superman. S2 shrugs off the blast and punches Predator #46 in the face. S2’s arm is driven through its skull. Predator #46 crumples to the ground. Supergirl sees Eowyn and easily dispels with the Tolkien warrior. In an unlikely paired duo, Darth Void joins Micah Giiett in an attack against Jade. Jade uses her lantern rings, firing projectiles and shielding herself against the onslaught of Jedi and Sith powers crashing into her, including lightsabers. Eventually, the two wear her down and Jade is killed. Aleta One and Kyle Rayner come to the fray and manage to best both Darth Void and Micah Giiett with their ring combinations. This time the ring wielders are victorious over the Sith and Jedi. Void and Giiett die. Mon Star is easily ripped apart by Dr. Doomsday. Captain Atom then joins with Supergirl, S2 and Dr. Doomsday to destroy both Rayner and Aleta One.
Desert Region. . .
Nova with her green lantern ring, Terrax and Firelord join Blackbolt and Crystal. Jitsu with his horse Nightstalker ride across the sands toward the Kennelz team; there is a cloud of sand following the He-Man character. With one small scream, Jitsu and his horse are destroyed by Blackbolt. As they fall to the sands below, Smokescreen, Wheeljack, Junkeon #25 and Junkeon #26 are seen bursting from the cloud. Blackbolt uses his hypersonic voice and Crystal uses the elements to slow the robots down. Terrax, Firelord and Nova combine the use of their power cosmic abilities to shred Junkeon #25 and Junkeon #26. The remaining robots reach the Kennelz. Before either can use their abilities, once again, Smokescreen reaches Blackbolt and Wheeljack reaches Crystal. Both Inhumans are killed by the Transformers. Terrax, Firelord and Nova are then joined by Steel Superman, Captain Atom, Dr. Doomsday and Supergirl. They overpower and destroy both Smokescreen and Wheeljack, but at the loss of Steel Superman.
City Region- [Beckus Vomitus Dird Junction]. . .
The remaining heroes- Peter Petrelli, Sylar, Hiro Nakamura, Claire Bennett, Tracy Strauss and the Haitian, with Marv now, face Hawkeye, Chucky, Darwin, Captain Marvel II, Zombie Iceman, Orion and Scarlet Spider. As the heroes walk down the street, a barrage of projectiles is thrown their way from Scarlet Spider and Zombie Iceman. The heroes avoid the weaponry. Hiro immediately transports Tracy Strauss next to Scarlet Spider. Strauss touches Hardy and Hardy’s body freezes in place. With a tap of her finger, Scarlet Spider breaks into hundreds of pieces. Hiro then shifts time and transports Petrelli next to Darwin. Petrelli imbibes Darwin’s powers. When Hiro shifts time back to normal, Petrelli and Darwin fight one another. Darwin is about to gain the upper hand when Sylar comes to Petrelli’s rescue. Sylar uses the power cosmic to tear into and destroy Darwin. Little did Oblivio know, but Sylar “touched” Nova and Firelord before the match and gained their abilities also. Captain Marvel II and Hawkeye kill Nakamura so that the hero can no longer use the time/space continuum against them. After using his newly found cosmic powers, Sylar becomes unable to contain them. The power cosmic engulfs him and destroys the “hero.” His death is not without value, as it takes out Hawkeye, Chucky, Captain Marvel and Claire Bennett at the sub-atomic level, not permitting her or any of her teammates to regenerate or revive.
Orion bests Marv and then kills the Haitian. Triton bursts from the sewer and the waters engulf the heroes. Zombie Iceman uses his powers to his advantage and freezes the waters around. Tracy Strauss ironically dies in her own element, as does Petrelli, who is frozen and then smashed by Orion.
Final Melee. . .
The remaining Kennelz- Nova, Terrax, Firelord, Lord Voldemort, Black Lantern Sentry, Supergirl, Dr. Doomsday, Captain Atom, Hercules and Ares face the remaining Oblivio crew- Krona, Space Godzilla, Bellatrix Lestrange, Magma, Zombie Iceman, Triton, Orion and Dementor #10.
BL Sentry uses his abilities to dispel with Dementor #10, not wanting to chance that the shade will re-side with his former team. Krona uses a combination of both his psionic powers and energy manipulation abilities to rip BL Sentry’s ring off his finger and destroy him. The Heralds then come together and dispel with Krona. Hercules and Ares face Triton and Orion. At the end of this battle of the gods and immortals, only Ares stands. Voldemort kills his Death Eater, Lestrange, with the Avada Kedavra curse. Magma and Zombie Iceman are then destroyed by Supergirl, Dr. Doomsday and Captain Atom. A now-nearly victorious Kennelz smile at one another. Suddenly, Space Godzilla comes to the scene. SG manages to destroy Ares, Voldemort and Firelord, using its breath and sheer size and strength, but eventually succumbs to the overwhelming cosmic powers and abilities of the remaining Kennelz team.
Oblivio: All dead.
Kennelz: Nova, Terrax, Supergirl, Dr. Doomsday and Captain Atom.
MICHAEL VICKS BAD NEWZ KENNELZ OF LURVE IS VICTORIOUS!!!
-Jack Bauer
I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 4, Semi-Final Match located on the Playoff Planet. They are as follows:
Kennelz: Galactus, Nova w/ green lantern ring, Terrax, Firelord, Lord Voldemort, Black Lantern Sentry, Black Lantern Shazam, Shazam (Freddy Freeman), Supergirl (Ariella Kent), Steel Superman, Dr. Doomsday, Captain Atom, Marv, Jack Bauer, Oa Guardian #1 w/ green lantern ring, Oa Guardian #2, Oa Guardian #3, Oa Guardian #4, Oa Guardian #5, Oa Guardian #6, Jade w/ green lantern ring and blue lantern ring, Green Lantern #1, Hercules, Ares w/ Atlas Axe, Apollo, The Inhumans: Black Bolt, Gorgon, Crystal and Medusa, Heroes: Peter Petrelli, Sylar, Matt Parkman, Hiro Nakamura, Claire Bennett, Tracy Strauss and The Haitian.
Oblivio: Krona, Kyle Rayner - Parallax (yellow), Darth Void - The Butcher (red), Aleta One w/ green lantern ring - Adara (blue), Micah Giiett - Ion (green), Predator #46 - Proselyte (indigo), Eowyn - The Predator (violet), Mon Star - Ophidian (Orange), Black Lantern Wonder Woman, Black Lantern Kyle Rayner, Space Godzilla, Sandworm #12, Bellatrix Lestrange, Shredder w/ Mithril vest, Hawkeye, Chucky w/ red lightsaber and yellow lantern ring, Tiffany, Bride of Chucky w/ Star Sapphire ring, Black Dragon #8, Darwin (X-Men), Captain Marvel II, Gorax, Magma, Krayt Dragon #5, Smokescreen, Wheeljack, Junkeon #25, Junkeon #26, Zombie Iceman, Triton, Orion, Dementor #10, Jitsu w/ his horse Nightstalker, Edward Cullen, Bella Swan and Scarlet Spider (Felicity Hardy).
Let the battle begin. . .
Forest Region. . .
In a tender moment before the match officially begins, Edward Cullen lies with Bella Swan as a man and an even prettier man often do. Their sweet love session ends with a warm embrace. As the two young lovers rise, partially clothed, they are met by Lord Voldemort. An evil grin slowly creeps along the face of the resurrected wizard. Voldemort raises his wand and uses it against the “young” vampire. Edward Cullen’s head explodes and his body melts into the ground.
Lord Voldemort: I guess you could call me. . . a member of “Team Jacob.”
Dementor #10 flies from the surrounding trees and heads at Voldemort. Dementor #10 stops in place as it faces his former ally.
Voldemort: You serve me!!!
Dementor #10 shutters and rushes to Bella Swan, in response to his true master. It manages to place a Dementor’s kiss upon her lips. Bella’s soul is stolen and her eyes become lifeless-much like the true-life actress who plays her character in the movies. Bella, now with Edward’s belt, climbs up a tree while both Voldemort and the Dementor watch. She ties the belt to a branch and jumps, with Edward’s belt hanging around her neck. Bella’s neck breaks and she dies.
The Gorax crushes through the brush and grabs Voldemort. As Voldemort is being held, Hercules, Ares and Apollo come to Voldemort’s rescue and battle the Gorax. The three “gods” are too much for the woodland beast. The Gorax is killed. Black Dragon #8 enters the fray and manages to kill Apollo. Hercules, Voldemort and Ares finish the beast in retribution for their comrade’s death.
Desert Region. . .
Krayt Dragon #5 smells its prey. Gorgon stomps on the ground, causing shockwaves which cause the dragon to stumble. Crystal uses her powers and creates a tornado. The winds engulf the dragon. Blackbolt then fishes the beast off with a blast of his destructive hypersonic voice. As Krayt Dragon #5 explodes, so does the ground beneath the Inhumans. Sandworm #12 swallows both Gorgon and Medusa. As Sandworm #12 is about to finish off both Blackbolt and Crystal, Oa Guardians #2-6 come to the scene and destroy the monstrosity. The Guardians then rise upward to space.
Space Region. . .
The Oa Guardians meet Oa Guardian #1 with a green lantern ring. As the Guardians come together to discuss their next strategy, they are met by Kyle Rayner - Parallax (yellow), Darth Void - The Butcher (red), Aleta One w/ green lantern ring - Adara (blue), Micah Giiett - Ion (green), Predator #46 - Proselyte (indigo), Eowyn - The Predator (violet) and Mon Star - Ophidian (Orange). A vicious battle ensues and one by one, the Oa Guardians are miraculously picked off by the spectrum entities. Kyle Rayner - Parallax (yellow) destroys Oa Guardian #2. Darth Void - The Butcher (red) destroys Oa Guardian #3. Aleta One w/ green lantern ring - Adara (blue) destroys Oa Guardian #4. Micah Giiett - Ion (green) destroys Oa Guardian #5. Predator #46 - Proselyte (indigo) destroys Oa Guardian #6. The combined powers of Eowyn - The Predator (violet) and Mon Star - Ophidian (Orange) destroy Oa Guardian #1 with green lantern ring.
Seeing his celestial comrades fall to the entities, Galactus takes matters into his own hands. He knows that if he uses his entire cosmic essence, he will be able to defeat the celestials. Galactus shouts to his heralds before the overload of his power cosmic is complete.
Galactus: Avenge me!!!
Galactus explodes and his entire power cosmic essence rips apart the entities from their hosts, at the sacrifice of himself. Galactus is engulfed, but so are the entities. As the entities dissipate, the hosts fall to the world below. Kyle Rayner, Darth Void, Aleta One, Micah Giiett, Predator #46, Eowyn and Mon Star are caught by Black Lanterns Wonder Woman and Kyle Rayner, who float them to the plains below.
City Region- [Dird Avenue]. . .
Claire Bennett stands in the street in front of Chucky and Tiffany. The two dolls use their rings to pick her up and drop her to the street below. Chucky smiles at his bride and the two begin to walk away. A broken and bloodied Claire rises and begins to mold her body into shape again. Chucky ignites his lightsaber. He begins to walk toward Claire and then stops in his place. He turns around and comes at his Bride.
Tiffany: What are you doing?!?!
Chucky: Can’t stop myself! I’m being controlled!
Before Tiffany can use her ring in defense, Matt Parkman uses all of his strength to “push” the mind contained within Chucky.
Chucky: Sorry babe!
Chucky lops off her head. Chucky screams in frustration as he is about to disembowel the stuffing out of his own stomach. Before he does, an arrow cuts through the eye of Parkman and he falls. Hawkeye has saved the doll. Chucky is now himself again.
Jack Bauer comes from behind Hawkeye.
Bauer: Down on the ground!
Hawkeye slowly turns.
Bauer: Don’t push me! Down on the ground or I will put you down!
While Bauer focuses on Hawkeye, Shredder comes from behind and slices through Bauer’s back. Bauer falls dead, his spine and attached cord hanging from his body. Hiro Nakamura touches Sylar and teleports with him behind Shredder. Shredder’s Mithril vest is useless against Sylar and he is killed.
Air Region. . .
Green Lantern #1 and Shazam (Freddy Freeman) face BL Wonder Woman and BL Kyle Rayner in the air above the Plains Region. BL Rayner easily destroys GL #1. BL Wonder Woman is in a pitched battle with Shazam. Eventually, the black lantern is able to take advantage of her deathly powers and rips the heart out of Shazam. As the black lanterns turn, they see Oblivio’s black lanterns enter the fray. The BLs fight one another- BL Sentry and BL Shazam battle BL Wonder Woman and BL Kyle Rayner. In the end, BL Sentry bests BL Wonder Woman; BL Kyle Rayner bests BL Shazam and in an intense battle of skill, BL Sentry bests BL Kyle Rayner.
Plains Region. . .
Kyle Rayner, Darth Void, Aleta One w/ green lantern ring, Micah Giiett, Predator #46, Eowyn and Mon Star rise, no longer containing the spectrum entities. They will have to prove their own abilities as they face Supergirl (Ariella Kent), Steel Superman, Dr. Doomsday, Captain Atom, and Jade with a green lantern ring and blue lantern ring.
Predator #46 fires its shoulder cannon at Steel Superman. S2 shrugs off the blast and punches Predator #46 in the face. S2’s arm is driven through its skull. Predator #46 crumples to the ground. Supergirl sees Eowyn and easily dispels with the Tolkien warrior. In an unlikely paired duo, Darth Void joins Micah Giiett in an attack against Jade. Jade uses her lantern rings, firing projectiles and shielding herself against the onslaught of Jedi and Sith powers crashing into her, including lightsabers. Eventually, the two wear her down and Jade is killed. Aleta One and Kyle Rayner come to the fray and manage to best both Darth Void and Micah Giiett with their ring combinations. This time the ring wielders are victorious over the Sith and Jedi. Void and Giiett die. Mon Star is easily ripped apart by Dr. Doomsday. Captain Atom then joins with Supergirl, S2 and Dr. Doomsday to destroy both Rayner and Aleta One.
Desert Region. . .
Nova with her green lantern ring, Terrax and Firelord join Blackbolt and Crystal. Jitsu with his horse Nightstalker ride across the sands toward the Kennelz team; there is a cloud of sand following the He-Man character. With one small scream, Jitsu and his horse are destroyed by Blackbolt. As they fall to the sands below, Smokescreen, Wheeljack, Junkeon #25 and Junkeon #26 are seen bursting from the cloud. Blackbolt uses his hypersonic voice and Crystal uses the elements to slow the robots down. Terrax, Firelord and Nova combine the use of their power cosmic abilities to shred Junkeon #25 and Junkeon #26. The remaining robots reach the Kennelz. Before either can use their abilities, once again, Smokescreen reaches Blackbolt and Wheeljack reaches Crystal. Both Inhumans are killed by the Transformers. Terrax, Firelord and Nova are then joined by Steel Superman, Captain Atom, Dr. Doomsday and Supergirl. They overpower and destroy both Smokescreen and Wheeljack, but at the loss of Steel Superman.
City Region- [Beckus Vomitus Dird Junction]. . .
The remaining heroes- Peter Petrelli, Sylar, Hiro Nakamura, Claire Bennett, Tracy Strauss and the Haitian, with Marv now, face Hawkeye, Chucky, Darwin, Captain Marvel II, Zombie Iceman, Orion and Scarlet Spider. As the heroes walk down the street, a barrage of projectiles is thrown their way from Scarlet Spider and Zombie Iceman. The heroes avoid the weaponry. Hiro immediately transports Tracy Strauss next to Scarlet Spider. Strauss touches Hardy and Hardy’s body freezes in place. With a tap of her finger, Scarlet Spider breaks into hundreds of pieces. Hiro then shifts time and transports Petrelli next to Darwin. Petrelli imbibes Darwin’s powers. When Hiro shifts time back to normal, Petrelli and Darwin fight one another. Darwin is about to gain the upper hand when Sylar comes to Petrelli’s rescue. Sylar uses the power cosmic to tear into and destroy Darwin. Little did Oblivio know, but Sylar “touched” Nova and Firelord before the match and gained their abilities also. Captain Marvel II and Hawkeye kill Nakamura so that the hero can no longer use the time/space continuum against them. After using his newly found cosmic powers, Sylar becomes unable to contain them. The power cosmic engulfs him and destroys the “hero.” His death is not without value, as it takes out Hawkeye, Chucky, Captain Marvel and Claire Bennett at the sub-atomic level, not permitting her or any of her teammates to regenerate or revive.
Orion bests Marv and then kills the Haitian. Triton bursts from the sewer and the waters engulf the heroes. Zombie Iceman uses his powers to his advantage and freezes the waters around. Tracy Strauss ironically dies in her own element, as does Petrelli, who is frozen and then smashed by Orion.
Final Melee. . .
The remaining Kennelz- Nova, Terrax, Firelord, Lord Voldemort, Black Lantern Sentry, Supergirl, Dr. Doomsday, Captain Atom, Hercules and Ares face the remaining Oblivio crew- Krona, Space Godzilla, Bellatrix Lestrange, Magma, Zombie Iceman, Triton, Orion and Dementor #10.
BL Sentry uses his abilities to dispel with Dementor #10, not wanting to chance that the shade will re-side with his former team. Krona uses a combination of both his psionic powers and energy manipulation abilities to rip BL Sentry’s ring off his finger and destroy him. The Heralds then come together and dispel with Krona. Hercules and Ares face Triton and Orion. At the end of this battle of the gods and immortals, only Ares stands. Voldemort kills his Death Eater, Lestrange, with the Avada Kedavra curse. Magma and Zombie Iceman are then destroyed by Supergirl, Dr. Doomsday and Captain Atom. A now-nearly victorious Kennelz smile at one another. Suddenly, Space Godzilla comes to the scene. SG manages to destroy Ares, Voldemort and Firelord, using its breath and sheer size and strength, but eventually succumbs to the overwhelming cosmic powers and abilities of the remaining Kennelz team.
Oblivio: All dead.
Kennelz: Nova, Terrax, Supergirl, Dr. Doomsday and Captain Atom.
MICHAEL VICKS BAD NEWZ KENNELZ OF LURVE IS VICTORIOUS!!!
TEAM Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips
TEAM is Superman, Unicron, Solaris The Tyrant Sun, The Presence, Godzilla, Black Lantern Dave Bowman, Black Lantern Agent Smith, Black Lantern Pete Sosa, Voltron, Thor, Thunderstrike, (Justice Legion Alpha) Superman, Superboy, Ultraman, God Emperor Leto II, Seraph in an AT-RT, Zombie Jet Li, Jackie Chan in an AT-RT, Paulo (The Evil Paul Atreides Ghola), The Bashar Miles Teg Ghola, The Shining Force: Max, Gort, Luke, Tao, Anri, Alef, Domingo, Diane, Hans, Lowe, Torre, Khris, Gong, Ken, Mae, Vann, Lyle, Arthur, Edward, Pelle, Guntz, Kokichi, Amon, Balbaroy, Bario, Adam, Zylo, Hanzou, Musashi, and Yogurt, w/ Bokken, Luke Skywalker and R2-D2 in a Jedi V-Wing, Jango Fett and (young) Boba Fett in Slave-1, Lando Calrissean, Nien Numb, and C-3PO in The Millennium Falcon, Bill Kelly (w/ a blue lightsaber) in an AT-RT, Griffin Poteracki, Gannon, Mike Sroka (w/ Mandalorian Armor and a blue lightsaber).
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Supergirl, Flamebird, Nightwing, Phoenix (Jean Grey), Achilles, T-Rex #1, Hal Jordan Parallax (w/ an extra green lantern ring, Sinestro's yellow ring, a red lantern ring, and a Star Sapphire Ring) in an F-35, Scar, Bugs Bunny (w/ a piece of Orange Kryptonite), Black Lantern Thanos, The Witch King of Agmar on his Mordor Horse, The One Above All, Exitar the Exterminator, Starscream, Archangel, The Destroyer, Tripticon, The Stunticons: Motor Master, Drag-Strip, Dead End, Breakdown, and Wildrider in a Cybertronian Spaceship, Tommy Oliver, Percy Jackson, Guild Navigator #1 in a Guild Heighliner, Ryan Poteracki (w/ a laser sword, a laser gun, and Piplup) in The Eagle, Larry Reamer (w/ a green lightsaber and The Little Brown Laser) in The Rolling Thunder w/ Scout, Pete Sosa: Dark Jedi in a Z-95 Headhunter, Chris Artrip (w/ Mandalorian Armor and a green lightsaber) w/ Julie Artrip (w/ a green lightsaber and a Star Wand) and Ella Artrip (w/ a blue lightsaber) in The Pimpmobile, Josh Houslander: Jedi Knight (w/ a blue lantern ring) w/ Laya and Alex Houslander: Jedi Younglings in The Millennium Bucko, Luke Skywalker: Grand Jedi Master w/ Plo Koon, Jamie Madrox, and Ce Ce Denowi (w/ an Indigo Lantern Ring) in The USS Enterprise w/ An Imperial Shuttle and An Enterprise Space Shuttle docked inside, and The Shining Force: Mini-Pipes, Stephanie, The goddess of the moon, Cowboy Man, Livewire, Superhero, Dos, PC, Zimm, and Capt. Wacky.
Intro:
Well everybody, it is time for the annual tradition: The TEAM/Horsemen Play-off Battle. I have stated this publicly already, but I want it in writing that it is the opinion of this particular Watcher that these are the best two FFL Squads ever assembled. It is a fact that after this match, not one let alone two teams will exist that are this good. The battle for The Little Brown Laser is considered by most to be the most controversial, the most sought after, the most anticipated, the most dreaded, the most liked, and the most hated part of all of Fantasy Fantasy. Since the first time these two teams met in their first Season 1 Week 1 match. To the times when they both had to get through each other to win the first two Universe Bowls. The match you are about to read includes both of these two teams first ever draft picks with 9 deaths. Two 9 death former MVPs. The final use of both of these teams Universe Bowl prizes. Over 40 total 9 death characters and every possible vehicle that they could both start. Now, I don’t know if the writing in this coming match will be up to par with what it may deserve, but the ramifications to the league and its top rivalry are guaranteed to be more than epic. Not to mention that The only other team to ever win The Universe Bowl has already been eliminated from The Play-offs, which means that whoever wins this match will be considered by most to be the odds on favorite to win The Universe Bowl, although I am not really sure that that is a given... Because after this match, neither of these teams will ever be the same.
The Play-off Planet is empty. All members of TEAM are in or around Unicron, several thousand parsecs from the Planet, and every member of The Horsemen are within the enormous Guild Heighliner. The Guild Heighliner resides in an unknown location, because even I cannot track where it leaps once space is bent to the will of the spice mélange. But I guess you would say that the match officially begins with The Guild Heighliner appearing in the desert of the play-off planet. The massive ship appears and many of The Horsemen begin filing out with military precision. Achilles leads the charge of the terrestrial bound Horsemen, and within a matter of minutes The Guild Heighliner disappears from my sight once again, only to reappear in space. At this point many of The Horsemen’s space-worthy vessels begin exiting out of the enormous hatches of The Heighliner. Even The USS Enterprise is dwarfed by the size of The Massive Guild Ship, as it exits with The Cybertronian Spaceship acting as its wingman, and The Z-95 Headhunter acting as the wing to The Stunticon driven Cybertronian Craft. Several dozen of Multiple Man’s duplicates stay behind in the Guild Heighliner to help take care of The Guild Steersman and man some of the basic weaponry aboard the ship, but even more are scattered throughout the Enterprise. Of the space-worthy single competitors, Supergirl flies out of the ship first, being followed closely by Flamebird, Nightwing, Phoenix, T-Rex #1, Hal Jordan Parallax (his F-35 is now space-worthy do to the protective aura of one of his rings), Scar, Bugs Bunny, Black Lantern Thanos, and Starscream. The rest of The Horsemen Squad are either in ships or down on the planet itself as part of Achilles extended Myrmidon Kill Squad. The One Above All and Exitar have yet to be seen. For TEAM, Unicron and Solaris stay put, with Superman, their three Black Lanterns, Voltron, (JLA) Superman, Ultraman, Superboy, Luke’s V-Wing, Slave-1, and The Millennium Falcon circling the unboundaried space-base of operations. The rest of TEAM has been instantaneously teleported to their exact desired spot by The Presence. Both of these teams know the other well enough to predict their much hated yet highly respected rival. This leads to the strange predicament of having the desert completely devoid of Horsemen and The water devoid of TEAMmembers. Only The God Emperor resides in the desert and only Percy Jackson resides in the water for the moment. The Terrestrial Horsemen Squad are hiding in the jungle, and TEAM is doing the same in the forest, but they both know that the battle will take place in the city. While the fighters down on the ground and the pilots in space prepare for what they know needs to be a military masterpiece for victory. The Heavy Hitters begin doing what they do best as well. Superman and Supergirl both leave their respective areas in space and fly to the play-off planet at speeds that would make even The Flash blush. The two of them hit each other with such ferocity that Typhoons and hurricanes begin on opposite hemispheres of the planet, volcanoes that have never erupted in the past begin pouring out lava, and earthquakes rattle every fault line. “It is truly a shame that it must end this way cousin” Supergirl says to Superman. “I don’t want to have to fight you Kara” Superman says in retort. He adds: “We can both help our teams and our friends better, if we don’t kill each other here. All we can do is hope that we have to do this at the end of the match to have a clear winner. Chances are we’ll both be dead before then”. Supergirl says: “I agree. We have to many other obligations to our teams. I’ll just have to hope that somebody on my team has the ability to kill you, and you’ll have to hope the same”. “Good luck to you. I hope we meet again Kara”. Superman says. Supergirl replies as they both fly back into space with “we both know that that isn’t going to happen”. Superman and Supergirl regroup with their teams where they both needed as leaders. For a split second I lose control of this universe that I command and I find myself sitting in a circle in one of three extremely comfortable chairs. I have no idea who could possible have enough power to take control of the being of The All Powerful Head Watcher until I notice that the other two chairs are occupied by The Presence and The Celestial known as The One Above All. The three of us sip tea in silence for a few moments and then small talk begins. We discuss how important this battle is and the three of us decide that The Presence and The One Above All should both let themselves be destroyed to keep the battle interesting and true to its intention. This makes sense to me, but I am surprised to hear that these two have become a bit more enamored with their respective teams than they care to admit. They both have stipulations to the deal and they begin to haggle with each other. The Presence insists that if he is to die for the sins of The Horsemen that he must take somebody with him: To this he suggests Exitar. The One Above All will have nothing to do with this plan and says he must chose someone else. The One Above All says that he will gladly vacate, but he must be allowed to take Unicron. The two begin to get angry with each other but they eventually see the error in their ways and come up with a plan. The Presence dies for the sins of both teams and takes The Destroyer and the evil surrounding him with him. The One Above All ceases to exist, and in turn takes The God Emperor in all of his blasphemy with him. I then disappear from the chair and resume my watching duties. Exitar’s last orders from The One Above All were to go after the largest space dwellers that TEAM had to offer. But for some reason Exitar appears in the forest of The Play-off Planet for what is approximately one earth second and exterminates Gannon on his way to Solaris the Tyrant Sun. Once he arrives Exitar rips through Solaris the Tyrant Sun and exterminates it with ease. Unicron then transforms out of his planet form and into his robot form. The two of them then become locked in an intense battle. Exitar inflicts quite a bit of damage on Unicron, but in the end it is the larger Unicron who comes out on top, when he manages to rip off Exitar’s arm and then use it to bash in The Celestial’s head. The Guild Navigator chooses not to fold space and appear right next to Unicron, but to slowly creep up on him for the protection of the Guild Ship. The plan is that as soon as the Heighliner is close enough, the ship will release some of the lost family atomics from The Butlerian Jihad that it has stored in the Heighliner. These will hopefully be powerful enough to finish Unicron off for good. While this is going on General Calrissean is leading a fighter attack against The USS Enterprise. The Enterprise takes aim at the smaller ships, but the highly skilled pilots inside them continually manage to evade their attacks. Slave-1 focuses on the hull while The Falcon manages to take out the ship’s shields. Once the shields are down, Luke manages to focus one of the advanced missiles from his V-Wing into his older self’s flagship and make the critical hit on The Enterprise. Luke Skywalker (GJM) orders the evacuation of the Enterprise. Several of the multiples do not make it out, but many others do. Some into the Imperial Shuttle with Luke and the real Jamie and some more in The Enterprise Shuttle with Jedi Masters Koon and Denowi. Both Luke’s sense that something major is about to happen in space and feel that they should both take their ships down through the planet’s atmosphere before that Guild Heighliner blows up and takes out who knows what. As the Guildship approaches Unicron, a few of the members of each team get a bit impatient with not knowing what will happen when these two massive objects collide. Supergirl leads Flamebird and Nightwing in towards Unicron at astonishing speeds, while (JLA) Superman flies in to The Heighliner through one of the smaller ports. The descendant of Superman gains a slight mental link with the Guild Steersman and locates him within the caverns of the ship. Once inside he punches a hole in the Steersman’s tank to release the concentrated mélange he needs to survive. A simple button press (while fighting off a few Madrox Multiples) sends The Guildship way off in to folded space. Only without the Guild steersman to guide the ship it could have gone anywhere. (JLA) Superman got out of the ship just in the nick of time before it disappeared forever. While this is going on Supergirl is busy flying straight through the neck of Unicron while Flamebird and Nightwing go side by side through his chest. All four Kryptonians return to earth where the battle is truly beginning to heat up. Achilles has led his squad into the city from the jungle, while Thor has led his TEAM into city from the forest. Ships, planes, and super-heroes little the air above, while the ground begins to swell from the pounding of soldiered footsteps. Jango Fett has never had the least bit of respect for droid pilots, but he soon changes his mind when Slave-1 enters the atmosphere and becomes locked in a dog-fight with Starscream. Starscream manages to whip around Slave-1 at twice the speed of sound and put a missile directly into the jet of Slave-1. Jango manages to attach Boba to him and jetpack out before the explosion. The two of them land on the ground where they are quickly encouraged by The Bashar Miles Teg to join the battle. The Cybertronian Spaceship of The Horsemen places itself over top of the battle and begins charging up its most powerful guns. The Falcon is on its way, when C-3PO tries to talk Lando out of it. He says: “General Calrissean, you can’t possibly be thinking about this maneuver. One wrong move and we will be blown to bits for sure”. “We’re not going to get another shot at this General”! Shaun Poteracki screams from the rear gun turret. Lando heeds his advice and flies in just in time to take out The Cybertronian ship with a perfectly placed concussion blast. The Cybertronian Ship explodes, but before it does, it begins raining Decepticons as The five Stunticons leap down and transform into their vehicle mode and begin terrorizing the city streets at top speeds. Black Lantern Thanos joins up with The Shining Force to take on the Shining Force while Black Lantern Pete Sosa flies up behind Pete Sosa: Dark Jedi in his Z-95 Headhunter. Pete is a decently skilled pilot but it is hard to handle the older model stunt fighters and Pete’s ship gets caught by a blast of Pete’s black energy. Pete ejects down to a nearby rooftop as the Z-95 goes crashing down to the city streets below. Pete blasts Pete with a healthy dose of black energy, but Pete is able to deflect it with his lightsaber. This knocks him back on to his back but he pops back up quickly. The zombified black lantern version of Pete rushes at the Dark Jedi Pete, but the dark jedi force pushes him back a few feet. The black lantern shoots a blast of energy but the Dark Jedi dodges it and then hits the dead version of himself with a simultaneous lightsaber stab/blaster shot combo, with a little dark side power to boot, to kill the already dead version of himself. Hal Jordan Parallax flies his green energy coated F-35 directly through the middle of Black Lantern Dave Bowman and Black Lantern Agent Smith. He simultaneously hits Bowman with a green/yellow combo and Smith with a pink/red combo to re-kill the already dead, but he then gets caught with laser blast from the left hand of Voltron which manages to bust through the green energy aura and take out his F-35. Hal recovers and flies back at Voltron, but despite all of his powers, he is still stopped by the sword of the protector of The Far Universe. Voltron’s sword actually cracks in half as it hits Jordan; but the lantern ring laden Hal is killed in the process. Black Lantern Thanos is leading the charge against The Shining Force but Max uses The Chaos Breaker, the combined Sword of Light and Sword of Darkness to wipe out Black Lantern Thanos, but not before he takes out Adam the robot with his combined residual and black lantern powers. Cowboy Man manages to bust a cap in Yogurt before Ken hits him with his Valkyrie; but Cowboy Man is quickly avenged when Livewire strangles the brown colored Paladin to death. Luke and Gort use their Atlases to dice up both Mini-Pipes and Livewire. Heat Man hits Zylo with some human lava, but Gong quickly heals the werewolf. Heat Man then nails Gong with a deadly attack that sends him to the Graveyard. Dos and PC target both Edward and Kokichi out of the sky but Domingo hits them with Freeze 4 to finish them off. Musashi and Hanzou use their katana and Doom Blade to take out Zimm and Capt. Wacky, before they can contribute. Stephanie manages to blow Balbaroy out of the sky, but she and the goddess are taken out by Pelle and the other knights. Super-Hero kills Khris but in the end Tao hits him with a desoul spell that kills him instantly. Godzilla and Tripticon are destroying the city, before they are even within striking distance of each other. Tripticon takes a massive swing at Godzilla but Godzilla is to fast for him. Godzilla picks Tripticon up over his head (like Metroplex used to do to him, or like Godzilla used to do to Megalon: Whichever you prefer) and then pile drives the Decepticon into the ground shattering him into pieces. Phoenix flies up high where many of the TEAM fliers are biding their time. She expects to find a worthy opponent to do battle with but is confronted by Superman, (JLA) Superman, Ultraman, and Superboy all coming in from different directions. Phoenix says: “Holy crap, how many Supermen do you have on this team”?!? Jean Grey then unleashes the Phoenix force to its fullest potential on (JLA) Superman and completely incinerates him with her cosmic power. The weakened Phoenix is the bludgeoned to death by Ultraman. The Bashar Miles Teg Ghola races up to the top of one of the city’s highest skyscrapers in record time but finds himself confronted by Supergirl, Flamebird, and Nightwing. Teg exclaims: “Holy crap, how many Supergirls do you have on this team”?!? The original Supergirl takes a while to catch him, but once she does Miles Teg is killed with relative ease. Larry Reamer takes aim at The Millennium Falcon with one of Rolling Thunder’s massive rockets. Larry gets tone and is waiting for lock when the missile base is blasted off by Bill Kelly in his AT-RT. Bill hits Rolling Thunder again and then just simply unloads every bit of weaponry the AT-RT has to offer into the G.I. Joe vehicle. A furious Larry Reamer jumps in to Scout and then uses the little vehicle to ram the AT-RT as hard as possible. The two roofer/siders roll out of their wrecked vehicles and ignite their lightsabers. They look at each other and know that the epic battle everyone has been waiting for is about to take place, when Jango Fett flies by and blasts Larry with his rifle. The freshly formed Stunticon Gestalt Menacer then runs by and steps on Bill... Oh well, maybe next time. Achilles runs by with his sword drawn and dodges every blaster bolt that Jango and Boba send his way. Achilles rushes the duo and quickly and easily finds the kinks in their armor with his sword. Luke (GJM) is a more than stellar pilot, but when Superboy rockets through your ship at near the speed of light, nobody can see that coming. Luke uses the force to drop both himself and Madrox down safely to the ground, but The Imperial Shuttle is destroyed. Superboy does the same to The Enterprise Shuttle, but is once again unable to take out the Jedis inside. Superman gets tired of hearing his TEAMmates talk about how they will have to alter their original plan at some point to go into the water and defeat Percy Jackson. So Supes takes matters into his own hands and flies into the water area looking for him. When Superman arrives Percy throws everything he has got at Superman but Superman simply fights through the massive tidal waves and snatches Percy up in his arms. Superman feels all to guilty for cracking his neck but this is after all war. Tommy Oliver sees Godzilla coming, so he grabs his emerald flute/knife and summons the Dragon Zord. The Dragon Zord begins to battle with Godzilla, while Tommy starts to fight with Seraph just like he did throughout the entire inaugural match-up between these two teams. Tommy uses his knife to slice open the hydraulics on Seraph’s AT-RT and render it useless but Seraph jumps out and begins fighting Tommy hand to hand. The Green Ranger and Seraph are amazingly evenly matched, but this match does not go anywhere near as long. Seraph manages to get his pistol out and shoot Tommy right between the eyes, where his chest shield can’t protect him. The Dragon Zord is also defeated by an enormous burst of lightning flame from the mouth of Godzilla. Flamebird and Nightwing take a cue from Superboy and begin waging war on The Millennium Falcon and Luke’s V-Wing. They hit the ships with everything from heat vision to their fists. The manage to destroy the ships, but Luke and R2-D2 eject (R2 used his booster-jets) and all aboard the Falcon managed to get to an escape pod. Thunderstrike uses his hammer of the same name to launch himself into the air against Archangel. Thunderstrike uses his hammer to crack the skull of Archangel. Thor moves against Scar and the two enter into an evenly matched fight. Thor takes a beating from Scar’s guardian powers, but he powers through it and manages to put his hammer directly into the head of Scar. Achilles rushes in out of nowhere to avenge her, but Thor is not to afraid of the human. Thor swings his hammer at Achilles but Achilles dodges the blow and narrowly misses and shot that would have surely removed his head. Achilles leaps behind Thor and sticks his (god-anointed) sword into the back of Thor to take out the god of Thunder. Superman is shocked to see Thor killed in this manner so he flies down to face Achilles next. Achilles stands bravely against Superman, but the Kryptonian overpowers Achilles and delivers him to the graveyard with a neck-snapping kick to the head. Bugs Bunny attempts to lead his orange kryptonite fueled animal team against Godzilla, but The Witch King is already busy with the remainder of The Shining Force. So Bugs brings T-Rex #1, Starscream, and Menacer instead to help him out with Godzilla instead. Menacer would have proved very useful against him, but before Menacer could do anything to help out Superman flies through the center of Menacer with enough force to break apart the gestalts and extinguish all five Stunticon Sparks. While The Horsemen are coming to realize that Superman must be stopped if they are going to win this match, TEAM is beginning to see the same thing with Supergirl who just flew through the center of Voltron causing an enormous cosmic explosion that she is lucky didn’t destroy both teams or the entire planet. Both Flamebird and Nightwing take it upon themselves to take out Superman, while Ultraman and Superboy team up to take on Supergirl. Superman is surrounded by both Flamebird and Nightwing as they all hover above the city. Nightwing flies at Superman full force, but Superman grabs a hold of her in a headlock and uses her own momentum to help break her neck he then focuses his attention of Flamebird, whose name he makes quite a bit more literal as he unleashes his Heat Vision on her in such an intense manner that the small flame simply falls out of the sky. Ultraman begins grappling with Supergirl, in hopes that he is physically stronger than the young Kryptonian but Supergirl manages to use her smaller stature to her advantage as she slides underneath Ultraman and grabs a hold of his leg. Supergirl starts spinning Ultraman around with such intensity right at the time Superboy is formulating his attack. Superboy flies in to help his TEAMmate, but Supergirl uses Ultraman like a baseball bat on the Superboy. They hit each other with such velocity that both Kryptonians are killed on impact. Godzilla grabs a hold of the super-powered T-Rex and despite his Kryptonian level strength Godzilla is able to crush the life out of the mush smaller dinosaur. Godzilla then swats Starscream out of the air with his fasts sending him crashing down into a blaze of dust. It is not until Bugs Bunny gets a perfectly aimed group of head punches in that Godzilla begins to show how truly worn out the creature is. Bugs Bunny actually sacrifices himself by flying into the mouth of Godzilla and then flying out a self-made hole in the monster’s stomach. Ryan and Piplup are driving through the streets when all of the sudden his tire goes flat and The Eagle flips over. He soon realizes that his tire has been shot out by none other than his own brother who has reclaimed the little brown laser. Griffin and Shaun are together as they move against their brother and Piplup. Ryan hates doing it, but he doesn’t hesitate for a second. He throws Piplup at Shaun who flappers him to death (or something???) and then Ryan uses his laser gun to shoot the little brown laser out of Griffin’s hand and his laser sword to finish him off. The heartbroken Ryan has no time to mourn as Jackie Chan jumps out of nowhere and busts a cap in both Ryan and his penguin pal. Dark Jedi Pete leaps into action, but before he can make a difference Mike Sroka uses Pete Sosa’s old Mandalorian Armor to shoot a laser through Pete’s head. Mike then joins up with Zombie Jet Li and Jackie Chan to face off against Josh, Laya, Alex, Chris, Julie, and Ella. The Six family members drive head on towards them in the Pimpmobile and The Bucko but Mike uses his last two rockets to blast both the vehicles. Mike rushes over to the Pimpmobile and drops a thermal detonator into the car blowing up The Fizzles. Mike walks away thinking his job is done, but he doesn’t realize that Ella has escaped. Ella sneaks up behind Mike and avenges her parents with her lightsaber. Zombie Jet Li and Jackie Chan are taking on Jamie Madrox and his multiples, while Josh, Laya, Alex, and Ella go help out The Witch King with The Shining Force. Paulo stealthily sneaks up behind Ce Ce Denowi and takes a sick pleasure in slicing the throat of the beautiful Jedi before she ever notices that he was there. A huge melee breaks out as the numerous little fights become one big one. Laya takes out Bario and Alex runs Bokken through while Josh manages to decapitate Zombie Jet Li, but then Josh and the rest of The Houslander clan gets hit with Bolt 3 from Alef. Jackie Chan finally manages to put a neck breaking move on one of the multiples that wasn’t actually a multiple. After that the real Jamie Madrox was finally dead and all his multiples with him. The Witch King on his Super-Mordor Horse has taken out Luke, Gort, Domingo, and Anri, while Plo Koon has taken out Pelle, Guntz, Amon, and Diane. Luke Skywalker is drawn by the force to a mission that he does not quite understand. He has heard of the Skywalkers bringing balance to things in the past but for the first time, he realizes exactly what he must do. He realizes that if this league will ever achieve balance it will only be accomplished once the Kryptonian dies. Luke is unsure if this one can even be killed let alone if he has the power to do it, but it is obvious that the force is telling him what must be done for the good of the league, for the good of his team and for the good of the Universe. Luke also sees this as a dark path and knows that it will most likely not end well for him. Luke sneaks up behind the blue and red uniformed individual with his lightsaber drawn. He will have to use the force to help push the blade through the tough Kryptonian skin (but isn’t that using the force to attack)? How could the midi-chlorians be asking this of him... It must be the only way. Luke approaches and then with his eyes closed (feel... don’t think) he uses his whole body to thrust his lightsaber thru the blue and red suit and through the body of The Kryptonian... But when he does he feels the blade of his own lightsaber go deep within his gut as well...... You see, as the force drew both Luke Skywalkers to kill both Superman and Supergirl as they began to finally fight one another it drew the two versions of Luke so close that their blades went not just through Superman and Supergirl but into each other as well. Superman, Supergirl, Luke Skywalker, and Luke Skywalker lay slumped over on each other in a sheer waste of power that should of been used for nothing but pure good. The few remaining members of both teams stop for a second to witness this feat but then the battle resumes. What remains of The Shining Force falls back to regroup for a moment, but Thunderstrike comes back at The Horsemen all out. Plo Koon uses the Jedi rarity of force lightning to take out the evil Paulo, and then cuts Seraph directly in half with his saber. The Witch King is knocked from his horse but the Mordor Horse goes on to kill Arthur, Mae, Vann, and Lyle on his own before Zylo claws him to death. Master Koon force pushes R2-D2 apart and then takes out Jackie Chan in his last stand to end the match. The now horseless Witch King isn’t scared of any man, for a man can not kill him. The stooge of Sauron the Deceiver wipes out Lando, Nien Numb, and C-3PO with his massive sword. Plo Koon comes back into the mix with The Shining Force and uses his lightsaber to kill Hans, Lowe, and Torre, while The Witch King finishes off the best The Shining Force has to offer with Zylo, Hanzou, Alef, and Musashi. Tao casts Desoul once more but it won’t work on Koon or The Witch King. What does work on Koon is Thunderstrike’s hammer to the back of his head. The Witch King then avenges his Jedi partner by running Thunderstrike through with a Morgul Blade. As Thunderstrike lay on the ground dying, Max, the leader of the once great Shining Force stabs The Chaos Breaker into the chest of The Witch King. The Chaos Breaker begins to disintegrate, marking the end of The Shining Force. Max is unable to let go of the Chaos Breaker, as he is the only hero able to wield it. The Witch King and Max stand there together, Max dying and The Witch King on the brink only for the fact that The Witch King cannot be killed by a man... So Tao casts Blaze Level 4.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!!
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Supergirl, Flamebird, Nightwing, Phoenix (Jean Grey), Achilles, T-Rex #1, Hal Jordan Parallax (w/ an extra green lantern ring, Sinestro's yellow ring, a red lantern ring, and a Star Sapphire Ring) in an F-35, Scar, Bugs Bunny (w/ a piece of Orange Kryptonite), Black Lantern Thanos, The Witch King of Agmar on his Mordor Horse, The One Above All, Exitar the Exterminator, Starscream, Archangel, The Destroyer, Tripticon, The Stunticons: Motor Master, Drag-Strip, Dead End, Breakdown, and Wildrider in a Cybertronian Spaceship, Tommy Oliver, Percy Jackson, Guild Navigator #1 in a Guild Heighliner, Ryan Poteracki (w/ a laser sword, a laser gun, and Piplup) in The Eagle, Larry Reamer (w/ a green lightsaber and The Little Brown Laser) in The Rolling Thunder w/ Scout, Pete Sosa: Dark Jedi in a Z-95 Headhunter, Chris Artrip (w/ Mandalorian Armor and a green lightsaber) w/ Julie Artrip (w/ a green lightsaber and a Star Wand) and Ella Artrip (w/ a blue lightsaber) in The Pimpmobile, Josh Houslander: Jedi Knight (w/ a blue lantern ring) w/ Laya and Alex Houslander: Jedi Younglings in The Millennium Bucko, Luke Skywalker: Grand Jedi Master w/ Plo Koon, Jamie Madrox, and Ce Ce Denowi (w/ an Indigo Lantern Ring) in The USS Enterprise w/ An Imperial Shuttle and An Enterprise Space Shuttle docked inside, and The Shining Force: Mini-Pipes, Stephanie, The goddess of the moon, Cowboy Man, Livewire, Superhero, Dos, PC, Zimm, and Capt. Wacky.
Intro:
Well everybody, it is time for the annual tradition: The TEAM/Horsemen Play-off Battle. I have stated this publicly already, but I want it in writing that it is the opinion of this particular Watcher that these are the best two FFL Squads ever assembled. It is a fact that after this match, not one let alone two teams will exist that are this good. The battle for The Little Brown Laser is considered by most to be the most controversial, the most sought after, the most anticipated, the most dreaded, the most liked, and the most hated part of all of Fantasy Fantasy. Since the first time these two teams met in their first Season 1 Week 1 match. To the times when they both had to get through each other to win the first two Universe Bowls. The match you are about to read includes both of these two teams first ever draft picks with 9 deaths. Two 9 death former MVPs. The final use of both of these teams Universe Bowl prizes. Over 40 total 9 death characters and every possible vehicle that they could both start. Now, I don’t know if the writing in this coming match will be up to par with what it may deserve, but the ramifications to the league and its top rivalry are guaranteed to be more than epic. Not to mention that The only other team to ever win The Universe Bowl has already been eliminated from The Play-offs, which means that whoever wins this match will be considered by most to be the odds on favorite to win The Universe Bowl, although I am not really sure that that is a given... Because after this match, neither of these teams will ever be the same.
The Play-off Planet is empty. All members of TEAM are in or around Unicron, several thousand parsecs from the Planet, and every member of The Horsemen are within the enormous Guild Heighliner. The Guild Heighliner resides in an unknown location, because even I cannot track where it leaps once space is bent to the will of the spice mélange. But I guess you would say that the match officially begins with The Guild Heighliner appearing in the desert of the play-off planet. The massive ship appears and many of The Horsemen begin filing out with military precision. Achilles leads the charge of the terrestrial bound Horsemen, and within a matter of minutes The Guild Heighliner disappears from my sight once again, only to reappear in space. At this point many of The Horsemen’s space-worthy vessels begin exiting out of the enormous hatches of The Heighliner. Even The USS Enterprise is dwarfed by the size of The Massive Guild Ship, as it exits with The Cybertronian Spaceship acting as its wingman, and The Z-95 Headhunter acting as the wing to The Stunticon driven Cybertronian Craft. Several dozen of Multiple Man’s duplicates stay behind in the Guild Heighliner to help take care of The Guild Steersman and man some of the basic weaponry aboard the ship, but even more are scattered throughout the Enterprise. Of the space-worthy single competitors, Supergirl flies out of the ship first, being followed closely by Flamebird, Nightwing, Phoenix, T-Rex #1, Hal Jordan Parallax (his F-35 is now space-worthy do to the protective aura of one of his rings), Scar, Bugs Bunny, Black Lantern Thanos, and Starscream. The rest of The Horsemen Squad are either in ships or down on the planet itself as part of Achilles extended Myrmidon Kill Squad. The One Above All and Exitar have yet to be seen. For TEAM, Unicron and Solaris stay put, with Superman, their three Black Lanterns, Voltron, (JLA) Superman, Ultraman, Superboy, Luke’s V-Wing, Slave-1, and The Millennium Falcon circling the unboundaried space-base of operations. The rest of TEAM has been instantaneously teleported to their exact desired spot by The Presence. Both of these teams know the other well enough to predict their much hated yet highly respected rival. This leads to the strange predicament of having the desert completely devoid of Horsemen and The water devoid of TEAMmembers. Only The God Emperor resides in the desert and only Percy Jackson resides in the water for the moment. The Terrestrial Horsemen Squad are hiding in the jungle, and TEAM is doing the same in the forest, but they both know that the battle will take place in the city. While the fighters down on the ground and the pilots in space prepare for what they know needs to be a military masterpiece for victory. The Heavy Hitters begin doing what they do best as well. Superman and Supergirl both leave their respective areas in space and fly to the play-off planet at speeds that would make even The Flash blush. The two of them hit each other with such ferocity that Typhoons and hurricanes begin on opposite hemispheres of the planet, volcanoes that have never erupted in the past begin pouring out lava, and earthquakes rattle every fault line. “It is truly a shame that it must end this way cousin” Supergirl says to Superman. “I don’t want to have to fight you Kara” Superman says in retort. He adds: “We can both help our teams and our friends better, if we don’t kill each other here. All we can do is hope that we have to do this at the end of the match to have a clear winner. Chances are we’ll both be dead before then”. Supergirl says: “I agree. We have to many other obligations to our teams. I’ll just have to hope that somebody on my team has the ability to kill you, and you’ll have to hope the same”. “Good luck to you. I hope we meet again Kara”. Superman says. Supergirl replies as they both fly back into space with “we both know that that isn’t going to happen”. Superman and Supergirl regroup with their teams where they both needed as leaders. For a split second I lose control of this universe that I command and I find myself sitting in a circle in one of three extremely comfortable chairs. I have no idea who could possible have enough power to take control of the being of The All Powerful Head Watcher until I notice that the other two chairs are occupied by The Presence and The Celestial known as The One Above All. The three of us sip tea in silence for a few moments and then small talk begins. We discuss how important this battle is and the three of us decide that The Presence and The One Above All should both let themselves be destroyed to keep the battle interesting and true to its intention. This makes sense to me, but I am surprised to hear that these two have become a bit more enamored with their respective teams than they care to admit. They both have stipulations to the deal and they begin to haggle with each other. The Presence insists that if he is to die for the sins of The Horsemen that he must take somebody with him: To this he suggests Exitar. The One Above All will have nothing to do with this plan and says he must chose someone else. The One Above All says that he will gladly vacate, but he must be allowed to take Unicron. The two begin to get angry with each other but they eventually see the error in their ways and come up with a plan. The Presence dies for the sins of both teams and takes The Destroyer and the evil surrounding him with him. The One Above All ceases to exist, and in turn takes The God Emperor in all of his blasphemy with him. I then disappear from the chair and resume my watching duties. Exitar’s last orders from The One Above All were to go after the largest space dwellers that TEAM had to offer. But for some reason Exitar appears in the forest of The Play-off Planet for what is approximately one earth second and exterminates Gannon on his way to Solaris the Tyrant Sun. Once he arrives Exitar rips through Solaris the Tyrant Sun and exterminates it with ease. Unicron then transforms out of his planet form and into his robot form. The two of them then become locked in an intense battle. Exitar inflicts quite a bit of damage on Unicron, but in the end it is the larger Unicron who comes out on top, when he manages to rip off Exitar’s arm and then use it to bash in The Celestial’s head. The Guild Navigator chooses not to fold space and appear right next to Unicron, but to slowly creep up on him for the protection of the Guild Ship. The plan is that as soon as the Heighliner is close enough, the ship will release some of the lost family atomics from The Butlerian Jihad that it has stored in the Heighliner. These will hopefully be powerful enough to finish Unicron off for good. While this is going on General Calrissean is leading a fighter attack against The USS Enterprise. The Enterprise takes aim at the smaller ships, but the highly skilled pilots inside them continually manage to evade their attacks. Slave-1 focuses on the hull while The Falcon manages to take out the ship’s shields. Once the shields are down, Luke manages to focus one of the advanced missiles from his V-Wing into his older self’s flagship and make the critical hit on The Enterprise. Luke Skywalker (GJM) orders the evacuation of the Enterprise. Several of the multiples do not make it out, but many others do. Some into the Imperial Shuttle with Luke and the real Jamie and some more in The Enterprise Shuttle with Jedi Masters Koon and Denowi. Both Luke’s sense that something major is about to happen in space and feel that they should both take their ships down through the planet’s atmosphere before that Guild Heighliner blows up and takes out who knows what. As the Guildship approaches Unicron, a few of the members of each team get a bit impatient with not knowing what will happen when these two massive objects collide. Supergirl leads Flamebird and Nightwing in towards Unicron at astonishing speeds, while (JLA) Superman flies in to The Heighliner through one of the smaller ports. The descendant of Superman gains a slight mental link with the Guild Steersman and locates him within the caverns of the ship. Once inside he punches a hole in the Steersman’s tank to release the concentrated mélange he needs to survive. A simple button press (while fighting off a few Madrox Multiples) sends The Guildship way off in to folded space. Only without the Guild steersman to guide the ship it could have gone anywhere. (JLA) Superman got out of the ship just in the nick of time before it disappeared forever. While this is going on Supergirl is busy flying straight through the neck of Unicron while Flamebird and Nightwing go side by side through his chest. All four Kryptonians return to earth where the battle is truly beginning to heat up. Achilles has led his squad into the city from the jungle, while Thor has led his TEAM into city from the forest. Ships, planes, and super-heroes little the air above, while the ground begins to swell from the pounding of soldiered footsteps. Jango Fett has never had the least bit of respect for droid pilots, but he soon changes his mind when Slave-1 enters the atmosphere and becomes locked in a dog-fight with Starscream. Starscream manages to whip around Slave-1 at twice the speed of sound and put a missile directly into the jet of Slave-1. Jango manages to attach Boba to him and jetpack out before the explosion. The two of them land on the ground where they are quickly encouraged by The Bashar Miles Teg to join the battle. The Cybertronian Spaceship of The Horsemen places itself over top of the battle and begins charging up its most powerful guns. The Falcon is on its way, when C-3PO tries to talk Lando out of it. He says: “General Calrissean, you can’t possibly be thinking about this maneuver. One wrong move and we will be blown to bits for sure”. “We’re not going to get another shot at this General”! Shaun Poteracki screams from the rear gun turret. Lando heeds his advice and flies in just in time to take out The Cybertronian ship with a perfectly placed concussion blast. The Cybertronian Ship explodes, but before it does, it begins raining Decepticons as The five Stunticons leap down and transform into their vehicle mode and begin terrorizing the city streets at top speeds. Black Lantern Thanos joins up with The Shining Force to take on the Shining Force while Black Lantern Pete Sosa flies up behind Pete Sosa: Dark Jedi in his Z-95 Headhunter. Pete is a decently skilled pilot but it is hard to handle the older model stunt fighters and Pete’s ship gets caught by a blast of Pete’s black energy. Pete ejects down to a nearby rooftop as the Z-95 goes crashing down to the city streets below. Pete blasts Pete with a healthy dose of black energy, but Pete is able to deflect it with his lightsaber. This knocks him back on to his back but he pops back up quickly. The zombified black lantern version of Pete rushes at the Dark Jedi Pete, but the dark jedi force pushes him back a few feet. The black lantern shoots a blast of energy but the Dark Jedi dodges it and then hits the dead version of himself with a simultaneous lightsaber stab/blaster shot combo, with a little dark side power to boot, to kill the already dead version of himself. Hal Jordan Parallax flies his green energy coated F-35 directly through the middle of Black Lantern Dave Bowman and Black Lantern Agent Smith. He simultaneously hits Bowman with a green/yellow combo and Smith with a pink/red combo to re-kill the already dead, but he then gets caught with laser blast from the left hand of Voltron which manages to bust through the green energy aura and take out his F-35. Hal recovers and flies back at Voltron, but despite all of his powers, he is still stopped by the sword of the protector of The Far Universe. Voltron’s sword actually cracks in half as it hits Jordan; but the lantern ring laden Hal is killed in the process. Black Lantern Thanos is leading the charge against The Shining Force but Max uses The Chaos Breaker, the combined Sword of Light and Sword of Darkness to wipe out Black Lantern Thanos, but not before he takes out Adam the robot with his combined residual and black lantern powers. Cowboy Man manages to bust a cap in Yogurt before Ken hits him with his Valkyrie; but Cowboy Man is quickly avenged when Livewire strangles the brown colored Paladin to death. Luke and Gort use their Atlases to dice up both Mini-Pipes and Livewire. Heat Man hits Zylo with some human lava, but Gong quickly heals the werewolf. Heat Man then nails Gong with a deadly attack that sends him to the Graveyard. Dos and PC target both Edward and Kokichi out of the sky but Domingo hits them with Freeze 4 to finish them off. Musashi and Hanzou use their katana and Doom Blade to take out Zimm and Capt. Wacky, before they can contribute. Stephanie manages to blow Balbaroy out of the sky, but she and the goddess are taken out by Pelle and the other knights. Super-Hero kills Khris but in the end Tao hits him with a desoul spell that kills him instantly. Godzilla and Tripticon are destroying the city, before they are even within striking distance of each other. Tripticon takes a massive swing at Godzilla but Godzilla is to fast for him. Godzilla picks Tripticon up over his head (like Metroplex used to do to him, or like Godzilla used to do to Megalon: Whichever you prefer) and then pile drives the Decepticon into the ground shattering him into pieces. Phoenix flies up high where many of the TEAM fliers are biding their time. She expects to find a worthy opponent to do battle with but is confronted by Superman, (JLA) Superman, Ultraman, and Superboy all coming in from different directions. Phoenix says: “Holy crap, how many Supermen do you have on this team”?!? Jean Grey then unleashes the Phoenix force to its fullest potential on (JLA) Superman and completely incinerates him with her cosmic power. The weakened Phoenix is the bludgeoned to death by Ultraman. The Bashar Miles Teg Ghola races up to the top of one of the city’s highest skyscrapers in record time but finds himself confronted by Supergirl, Flamebird, and Nightwing. Teg exclaims: “Holy crap, how many Supergirls do you have on this team”?!? The original Supergirl takes a while to catch him, but once she does Miles Teg is killed with relative ease. Larry Reamer takes aim at The Millennium Falcon with one of Rolling Thunder’s massive rockets. Larry gets tone and is waiting for lock when the missile base is blasted off by Bill Kelly in his AT-RT. Bill hits Rolling Thunder again and then just simply unloads every bit of weaponry the AT-RT has to offer into the G.I. Joe vehicle. A furious Larry Reamer jumps in to Scout and then uses the little vehicle to ram the AT-RT as hard as possible. The two roofer/siders roll out of their wrecked vehicles and ignite their lightsabers. They look at each other and know that the epic battle everyone has been waiting for is about to take place, when Jango Fett flies by and blasts Larry with his rifle. The freshly formed Stunticon Gestalt Menacer then runs by and steps on Bill... Oh well, maybe next time. Achilles runs by with his sword drawn and dodges every blaster bolt that Jango and Boba send his way. Achilles rushes the duo and quickly and easily finds the kinks in their armor with his sword. Luke (GJM) is a more than stellar pilot, but when Superboy rockets through your ship at near the speed of light, nobody can see that coming. Luke uses the force to drop both himself and Madrox down safely to the ground, but The Imperial Shuttle is destroyed. Superboy does the same to The Enterprise Shuttle, but is once again unable to take out the Jedis inside. Superman gets tired of hearing his TEAMmates talk about how they will have to alter their original plan at some point to go into the water and defeat Percy Jackson. So Supes takes matters into his own hands and flies into the water area looking for him. When Superman arrives Percy throws everything he has got at Superman but Superman simply fights through the massive tidal waves and snatches Percy up in his arms. Superman feels all to guilty for cracking his neck but this is after all war. Tommy Oliver sees Godzilla coming, so he grabs his emerald flute/knife and summons the Dragon Zord. The Dragon Zord begins to battle with Godzilla, while Tommy starts to fight with Seraph just like he did throughout the entire inaugural match-up between these two teams. Tommy uses his knife to slice open the hydraulics on Seraph’s AT-RT and render it useless but Seraph jumps out and begins fighting Tommy hand to hand. The Green Ranger and Seraph are amazingly evenly matched, but this match does not go anywhere near as long. Seraph manages to get his pistol out and shoot Tommy right between the eyes, where his chest shield can’t protect him. The Dragon Zord is also defeated by an enormous burst of lightning flame from the mouth of Godzilla. Flamebird and Nightwing take a cue from Superboy and begin waging war on The Millennium Falcon and Luke’s V-Wing. They hit the ships with everything from heat vision to their fists. The manage to destroy the ships, but Luke and R2-D2 eject (R2 used his booster-jets) and all aboard the Falcon managed to get to an escape pod. Thunderstrike uses his hammer of the same name to launch himself into the air against Archangel. Thunderstrike uses his hammer to crack the skull of Archangel. Thor moves against Scar and the two enter into an evenly matched fight. Thor takes a beating from Scar’s guardian powers, but he powers through it and manages to put his hammer directly into the head of Scar. Achilles rushes in out of nowhere to avenge her, but Thor is not to afraid of the human. Thor swings his hammer at Achilles but Achilles dodges the blow and narrowly misses and shot that would have surely removed his head. Achilles leaps behind Thor and sticks his (god-anointed) sword into the back of Thor to take out the god of Thunder. Superman is shocked to see Thor killed in this manner so he flies down to face Achilles next. Achilles stands bravely against Superman, but the Kryptonian overpowers Achilles and delivers him to the graveyard with a neck-snapping kick to the head. Bugs Bunny attempts to lead his orange kryptonite fueled animal team against Godzilla, but The Witch King is already busy with the remainder of The Shining Force. So Bugs brings T-Rex #1, Starscream, and Menacer instead to help him out with Godzilla instead. Menacer would have proved very useful against him, but before Menacer could do anything to help out Superman flies through the center of Menacer with enough force to break apart the gestalts and extinguish all five Stunticon Sparks. While The Horsemen are coming to realize that Superman must be stopped if they are going to win this match, TEAM is beginning to see the same thing with Supergirl who just flew through the center of Voltron causing an enormous cosmic explosion that she is lucky didn’t destroy both teams or the entire planet. Both Flamebird and Nightwing take it upon themselves to take out Superman, while Ultraman and Superboy team up to take on Supergirl. Superman is surrounded by both Flamebird and Nightwing as they all hover above the city. Nightwing flies at Superman full force, but Superman grabs a hold of her in a headlock and uses her own momentum to help break her neck he then focuses his attention of Flamebird, whose name he makes quite a bit more literal as he unleashes his Heat Vision on her in such an intense manner that the small flame simply falls out of the sky. Ultraman begins grappling with Supergirl, in hopes that he is physically stronger than the young Kryptonian but Supergirl manages to use her smaller stature to her advantage as she slides underneath Ultraman and grabs a hold of his leg. Supergirl starts spinning Ultraman around with such intensity right at the time Superboy is formulating his attack. Superboy flies in to help his TEAMmate, but Supergirl uses Ultraman like a baseball bat on the Superboy. They hit each other with such velocity that both Kryptonians are killed on impact. Godzilla grabs a hold of the super-powered T-Rex and despite his Kryptonian level strength Godzilla is able to crush the life out of the mush smaller dinosaur. Godzilla then swats Starscream out of the air with his fasts sending him crashing down into a blaze of dust. It is not until Bugs Bunny gets a perfectly aimed group of head punches in that Godzilla begins to show how truly worn out the creature is. Bugs Bunny actually sacrifices himself by flying into the mouth of Godzilla and then flying out a self-made hole in the monster’s stomach. Ryan and Piplup are driving through the streets when all of the sudden his tire goes flat and The Eagle flips over. He soon realizes that his tire has been shot out by none other than his own brother who has reclaimed the little brown laser. Griffin and Shaun are together as they move against their brother and Piplup. Ryan hates doing it, but he doesn’t hesitate for a second. He throws Piplup at Shaun who flappers him to death (or something???) and then Ryan uses his laser gun to shoot the little brown laser out of Griffin’s hand and his laser sword to finish him off. The heartbroken Ryan has no time to mourn as Jackie Chan jumps out of nowhere and busts a cap in both Ryan and his penguin pal. Dark Jedi Pete leaps into action, but before he can make a difference Mike Sroka uses Pete Sosa’s old Mandalorian Armor to shoot a laser through Pete’s head. Mike then joins up with Zombie Jet Li and Jackie Chan to face off against Josh, Laya, Alex, Chris, Julie, and Ella. The Six family members drive head on towards them in the Pimpmobile and The Bucko but Mike uses his last two rockets to blast both the vehicles. Mike rushes over to the Pimpmobile and drops a thermal detonator into the car blowing up The Fizzles. Mike walks away thinking his job is done, but he doesn’t realize that Ella has escaped. Ella sneaks up behind Mike and avenges her parents with her lightsaber. Zombie Jet Li and Jackie Chan are taking on Jamie Madrox and his multiples, while Josh, Laya, Alex, and Ella go help out The Witch King with The Shining Force. Paulo stealthily sneaks up behind Ce Ce Denowi and takes a sick pleasure in slicing the throat of the beautiful Jedi before she ever notices that he was there. A huge melee breaks out as the numerous little fights become one big one. Laya takes out Bario and Alex runs Bokken through while Josh manages to decapitate Zombie Jet Li, but then Josh and the rest of The Houslander clan gets hit with Bolt 3 from Alef. Jackie Chan finally manages to put a neck breaking move on one of the multiples that wasn’t actually a multiple. After that the real Jamie Madrox was finally dead and all his multiples with him. The Witch King on his Super-Mordor Horse has taken out Luke, Gort, Domingo, and Anri, while Plo Koon has taken out Pelle, Guntz, Amon, and Diane. Luke Skywalker is drawn by the force to a mission that he does not quite understand. He has heard of the Skywalkers bringing balance to things in the past but for the first time, he realizes exactly what he must do. He realizes that if this league will ever achieve balance it will only be accomplished once the Kryptonian dies. Luke is unsure if this one can even be killed let alone if he has the power to do it, but it is obvious that the force is telling him what must be done for the good of the league, for the good of his team and for the good of the Universe. Luke also sees this as a dark path and knows that it will most likely not end well for him. Luke sneaks up behind the blue and red uniformed individual with his lightsaber drawn. He will have to use the force to help push the blade through the tough Kryptonian skin (but isn’t that using the force to attack)? How could the midi-chlorians be asking this of him... It must be the only way. Luke approaches and then with his eyes closed (feel... don’t think) he uses his whole body to thrust his lightsaber thru the blue and red suit and through the body of The Kryptonian... But when he does he feels the blade of his own lightsaber go deep within his gut as well...... You see, as the force drew both Luke Skywalkers to kill both Superman and Supergirl as they began to finally fight one another it drew the two versions of Luke so close that their blades went not just through Superman and Supergirl but into each other as well. Superman, Supergirl, Luke Skywalker, and Luke Skywalker lay slumped over on each other in a sheer waste of power that should of been used for nothing but pure good. The few remaining members of both teams stop for a second to witness this feat but then the battle resumes. What remains of The Shining Force falls back to regroup for a moment, but Thunderstrike comes back at The Horsemen all out. Plo Koon uses the Jedi rarity of force lightning to take out the evil Paulo, and then cuts Seraph directly in half with his saber. The Witch King is knocked from his horse but the Mordor Horse goes on to kill Arthur, Mae, Vann, and Lyle on his own before Zylo claws him to death. Master Koon force pushes R2-D2 apart and then takes out Jackie Chan in his last stand to end the match. The now horseless Witch King isn’t scared of any man, for a man can not kill him. The stooge of Sauron the Deceiver wipes out Lando, Nien Numb, and C-3PO with his massive sword. Plo Koon comes back into the mix with The Shining Force and uses his lightsaber to kill Hans, Lowe, and Torre, while The Witch King finishes off the best The Shining Force has to offer with Zylo, Hanzou, Alef, and Musashi. Tao casts Desoul once more but it won’t work on Koon or The Witch King. What does work on Koon is Thunderstrike’s hammer to the back of his head. The Witch King then avenges his Jedi partner by running Thunderstrike through with a Morgul Blade. As Thunderstrike lay on the ground dying, Max, the leader of the once great Shining Force stabs The Chaos Breaker into the chest of The Witch King. The Chaos Breaker begins to disintegrate, marking the end of The Shining Force. Max is unable to let go of the Chaos Breaker, as he is the only hero able to wield it. The Witch King and Max stand there together, Max dying and The Witch King on the brink only for the fact that The Witch King cannot be killed by a man... So Tao casts Blaze Level 4.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!!
Better Than All of You Vs. The Right Wing
Better Than all of You is The Mega Powers: The Macho Man Randy Savage (Honorary Team Captain) (w/ a red lightsaber) and Hulk Hogan (w/ Mandalorian Armor and blue lightsaber), Orco, Man-E-Faces, Skeletor, Gandalf the White, Reptile, Smoke, (original) Kung Lao, Symbiote Suit Spider-Man (w/ an Indigo Lantern Ring), Iron Spider-man, Wolfsbane, Anti-Venom, Quasar, Rogue, Nick Fury in a Mig, Batman (Dick Grayson) (w/ a green lantern ring) and R-4 Unit #1 in a Jedi V-Wing, Robin (Damien Wayne) (w/ a purple lightsaber) and R-3 Unit #1 in a Naboo Starfighter, The Flash (Wally West), Gwar: Oderus Urungus (w/ a red lightsaber) and Beefcake the Mighty (w/ a blue lightsaber), Aquaman, Aqualad, Aquababy, Topo, N.S.-5 #7-12 in an Imperial Shuttle, Terminator #1 and R-2 Unit #2 in a Naboo Starfighter, Predator #9 and 10, Red Wing and Jedi Councilman #1 in a Cybertronian Spaceship, Zombie Parasite, Jedi Guardian #1 and Astro-Droid #17 in a Jedi Starfighter, Jedi Guardian #2 and Astro-Droid #18 in a Jedi Starfighter, Zombie Jedi Master #1 in a Z-95 Headhunter, Yogurt in Anakin's Pod, Head Coach Cobra Commander, Assistant Coach Red Skull, Army Soldier #2-6, Cobra Viper #2, Orc #1 and 2, and Battle Droid #7 on an Aircraft Carrier, Deathlok, The Hart Foundation: Brett "The Hitman" Hart and Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, and Super Sonic.
The Right Wing is Superwoman, Red She-Hulk, The Cosmic Hulk Robot, Silver Surfer (w/ a green lantern ring), Skaar: Son of Hulk (w/ a green lightsaber), Korg, Doc Samson, Zeus, Flash (Barry Allen) (w/ a blue lantern ring), John Stewart, Blackfire, Quinlon Vos, Athena (w/ an Indigo lantern ring), Batwoman and Miss Martian in a Ferrari 328, Red Tornado, Nick Houslander (w/ a blue lightsaber and a Devil Lance) w/ Bear (w/ a green lightsaber and a Demon Rod) and Magwai #3 and 4 in The Millennium Chowder, Lyra: The She-Hulk (w/ a green lightsaber), Zombie Grey Hulk, Black Lantern Six-Shot and Goliath in a Cybertronian Spaceship, Mr. Freeze, Poseidon, The Incredible Hulk (w/ a red lantern ring) w/ The Pantheon: Agamemnon, Achilles, Ajax, Andromeda, Atalanta, Cassiopeia, Delphi, Hector, Jason, Paris, Prometheus, Ulysses I, and Ulysses II, Victoria (w/ a red lightsaber), The Vultari: Aro, Caius, and Marcus, The Quileute Tribe: Sam, Paul, Jared, and Quill, Kit Fisto, Bulkhead, Bib and Beb, Opee Sea Killer #1, and Bill O'Reilly (w/ a Sith lavarouk) w/ Donkey Kong Jr., and Smurf #3 in an AT-ST.
For the second straight year, Better Than All of You and The Right Wing meet in round two of the Play-offs. And just like last year Better Than All of You is fresh off an upset of the number one seed in The National League. Last year, the fourth seeded Right Wing lost as well. So at this point, one must ask the question of whether or not Better Than All of You is really still the underdog. Both of these teams have put everything on the line and both are ready to do anything to advance to the next round. Both of these teams have every setting of The Play-off Planet covered, but only The Right Wing actually begins the match with a small contingency of soldiers led by The Silver Surfer residing outside the planet’s atmosphere. The Betters have plenty of space-worthy vessels on their squad, but it is decided by Nick Fury and The Batmans that they would be better off if they could lure the space-dwellers in and fight them in breathable air. The N.S.-5 driven Imperial Shuttle and The Red Wing driven Cybertronian Ship break out of the planet’s atmosphere and make an appearance in space, but it is brief, and just a diversion. The two larger ships after only being in space for a few minutes both fly back in to the atmosphere, while the Dick Grayson led stunt fighters come out of nowhere and begin a strafing run on the small space sub-group of The Right Wing. Batman (Grayson) in his Jedi V-Wing leads the two Jedi Guardians in their Jedi Starfighters, while Batman (Valley) leads Robin and The Terminator all in their Naboo Starfighters. The Zombie Jedi (#1) in his Z-95 lags behind a little bit, but is still surprisingly able to keep up and manages to pilot the vessel. He is for the most part a mindless zombie, but even in death he is still very strong with the force and it is that force power that guides his muscles to control the ship. Grayson orders all of his pilots to focus their firepower on The Cosmic Hulk Robot, which is what they do. The robot is powerful, but once he is hit with lasers and missiles from all seven of the ships he completely explodes. This catches The Right Wingers off guard and they begin to retaliate, but Grayson and his Betters squad are already on their way back in to the atmosphere. This causes Silver Surfer, Superwoman, John Stewart, Blackfire, and The Right Wing’s own Cybertronian Ship to follow them in to the Play-off Planet, just as The Betters had planned. Non-space-worthy fliers from both teams now join the battle in the air as a massive aerial battle begins high above the ground. In the water, several heavy hitters are going at it as well. Poseidon and Kit Fisto were forced to kill their own Opee Sea Killer, when the big goober fish was taken control of by Aquaman and sent to attack them. Kit Fisto, with his water proof lightsaber drawn, moves in against the team of Aquaman, Aqualad, Aquababy, and Topo. Aquaman and Topo square off against Poseidon, while Aqualad and Aquababy move against Master Fisto. Fisto feels a twinge of the dark side flow into as he instinctively cuts through Aquababy with his saber. It is maybe this second of regret and reflection, that allows Aqualad to send a rush of water at Kit which knocks his lightsaber out of his hand. Aqualad then comes down hard on the back f Kit Fisto and drives him into the rock bed below them. Aqualad pounds on Fisto with his fists until Fisto can no longer breath underwater. Aqualad rushes over to help Aquaman against Poseidon and comes to find that Poseidon has already driven his trident into the eye of Topo to kill him. Aquaman uses this to his advantage and kicks the center of the trident while it is still stuck in Topo to break the weapon in half. Aqualad rushes in and attacks but Poseidon manages to get the much smaller Aqualad in a choke hold and crush the life out of him. Aquaman is now furious with rage as he picks up a medium sized stone from the ocean floor. Aquaman uses his rage fueled strength to break the stone and then use it as a knife to deliver a perfectly aimed slice to the neck of Poseidon to kill the god of the sea. Skaar is wondering the jungle when he is all of the sudden attacked by a ravenous zombie Parasite. Parasite leaps on the back of Skaar and cannot get Parasite off of him, as he digs his teeth into the back of Skaar’s neck, to not only enjoy a good sized meal, but to suck out his powers as well. Hulk comes by to save his son, but cannot get there in time. The sight of his son dying, along with his red lantern ring fueling his rage sends Hulk into a state of anger like he has never seen. The Pantheon is behind him to back him up, but even they just back off as Hulk rips Zombie Parasite apart as if he were a paper doll. This is merely the beginning for the Hulk as he jumps miles at a time from one opponent to the next. His first victims are Man-E-Faces, and Reptile who he crushes together as if they were both made of Wonder Bread, his next is the coaching staff themselves (Cobra Commander and Red Skull) whom he crushes into the ground. I don’t even think that he noticed the excess red energy vomit that he blasted on to Orco while he was leaping onto the Imperial Shuttle to rip it apart. The N.S.-5’s piloting the ship leaped down on to a nearby building, but Hulk turned the Imperial Shuttle into his own personal shrapnel factory as he used the metal pieces to knock The Zombie Jedi’s Z-95 Headhunter and The Terminator’s Naboo Starfighter out of the air. Both non-humans manage to eject from the ship and make it out alive (well neither of them are alive, but you get what I mean). The Terminator’s droid isn’t quite so lucky as he is destroyed in the carnage. The Terminator and Zombie Jedi #1meet up with Deathlok on the ground to make a push at The Hulk, but the Hulk is to mad and powerful to be stopped by the likes of any of them. The Hulk uses the Terminator to beat both Deathlok and the zombie Jedi into rotten flesh and metal soup. While the Hulk is raging on, Gandalf the White decides to see how many people he can take out single-handedly as well. The White Wizard is drawn to the agedness and intense powers of The Vultari, and moves towards them first. The three members of The Vultari move swiftly against the one they call Mithrandir but Gandalf is able to fend them all off. Gandalf goes for Aro first. He uses Glamdring to chop off the vampire’s head, and then afterwards makes fairly quick work of the other two as well. Gandalf then hits Red Tornado with a burst of ancient white magic, that knocks him right out of the sky and kills him. The Pantheon plan to take on Gandalf, but they first all team up on Anti-Venom, and manage to take out Eddie Brock with their fighting skills and laser weapons. Anti-Venom only manages to take out Paris before he is killed by the long-lived team. Cassiopeia, Andromeda, Atalanta, and Delphi all fall to the might of the White Wizard before Agamemnon orders his team to retreat and find reinforcements. Gandalf then crumbles Korg and The Hulk smashes Wolfsbane before the two heavy weights prepare to square off against each other. Both are exhausted from the battles they have just blown through, but stand at the ready regardless. Unfortunately, this battle does not take place as both of these teams have similar plans. The two fighters stand ready to die for their respective causes and to battle each other but while they are measuring each other up, they are both blindsided. The exhausted Gandalf is hit from behind by Red She-Hulk with a double-fisted punch to the back of the head that finishes off the White Wizard forever, while The Hulk is hit with a blast of evil magic that turns him into Bruce Banner for a split second, which is long enough for Skeletor to hit him with a sword to the neck. Although the pilots of these ships all lived to rendezvous down below (the astro-droids were not so lucky), Silver Surfer, Superwoman, John Stewart, and Blackfire have managed to shoot down Nick Fury’s Mig, the Jedi and Naboo Starfighters, as well as The Cybertronian Spaceship before they could do any more damage. Oderus Urungus and Beefcake the Mighty use their cosmic powered strength to crush both The Millennium Chowder and Batwoman’s Ferrari. The combatants roll out of the crushed vehicles ready to fight, but Oderus quickly slices up Miss Martian with his red lightsaber, while Beefcake bites the heads off of the two Magwai. Nick and Bear lock sabers with the last two remaining members of Gwar; but they soon realize that only evil magic can defeat The Scumdogs of The Universe. With this thought Nick uses his Devil Lance to plunge in to the black heart of Oderus Urungus and Bear uses his Demon Rod to cast a spell to end the life of Beefcake the Mighty. Batwoman is confronted by both Smoke and Kung Lao, but she is able to use her superior fighting ability and cool tools to “Finish” both of the Mortal Kombat Characters. Batwoman then meets up with Jean Paul Valley on top of a billboard and a killer fight ensues. Batman goes in for the easy kill but Batwoman parries easily. She then catches Batman with a batarang to the neck to finish him off. She is then met by the son of the man she was once in love with Bruce Wayne. Damien Wayne has seen to many Batman’s die in his life already and rushes in at Batwoman with everything he has got. He draws his purple lightsaber, but Batwoman quickly disarms him of the weapon with a kick to the hand. The much smaller Robin has trouble breaking through Batwoman’s defenses; but he does finally catch Batwoman off guard after she misses with what was supposed to be a drop-kick to the back of Robin’s neck. Robin moves out of the way and then uses her own move to kill her as he sticks a birdarang into the throat of his dad’s old girlfriend Batwoman. The two Flash’s rush at each other and a battle takes place that is to quick for even my powerful Watcher eyes to witness. The speed barrier is broken time and time again, but in the end it was hard to tell whether it was just experience or the added bonus of the blue lantern ring that gave Barry Allen the edge over Wally West. Bill O’Reilly, from inside the AT-ST blasts Bishop clean off of his Oscorp Glider; but the mutant manages to then use his powers to blast the feet out from under the mini Imperial Walker. Bill O’Reilly, Donkey Kong Jr., and Smurf #3 all pile out of the wreckage, but they are still no match for Bishop. Bill takes aim with his Sith Lavarouk, but he is unable to hit Bishop with any of the blades. Donkey Kong Jr. goes to swing on to the back of Bishop, but Bishop throws him off and then uses him to knock down Bill. Once the two of them are down on the ground, he shoots both of them with his futuristic rifle and then steps on the smurf. The soldiers aboard the Aircraft Carrier send several missiles into the air to take out The Cybertronian Spaceship, but Black Lantern Six-Shot actually saves Goliath and the two of them survive the explosion of the ship. Quasar and Rogue race through the air, on a search and destroy mission. They are doing what they can to find individuals who they can take by surprise and double team. They first encounter Blackfire, who Quasar hits with a potent amount of energy from his Quantum bands, while Rogue flies up from behind and removes her gloves so as to steal the power and life force from Blackfire. Quasar then shoots Blackfire’s lifeless body as it is falling out of the sky. Rogue is flying quite a bit faster now that she has the powers of Blackfire, which makes her and Quasar’s next victim John Stewart go down even easier. The two former Midgets fly in fast and take out Stewart before he even knew what hit him. Quasar and Rogue do a quick fly by on the ground to crush Doc Samson, but after that they are confronted by both Silver Surfer and Superwoman. The two survivors from last week finally meet there match, when Superwoman (Lana Lang version) overloads Rogue with some intense Heat Vision and Silver Surfer incinerates Quasar with some Green energy laced power cosmic. The two Spider-Men find themselves mask to face with the Indigo Lantern Toting Athena and Jedi Master Quinlon Vos. Master Vos blocks Iron Spidey’s distanced attacks with his lightsaber, but is eventually overwhelmed by Spider-Man’s Stark aided skills, when Peter Parker delivers an armored super strengthened punch to the top of Vos’ head. Athena returns the favor for her partner when she uses her Indigo staff to blast the head off of Iron Spider-Man; but she then was met up with The Symbiote Suit Spider-Man who has been made most powerful, by his own Indigo Ring. The Indigo Ring has taken over the alien who resides within the suit and has brought back the empathy that originally lived within Peter Parker, plus given him great power (but not that much more great responsibility). Spider-Man jumps to the back of Athena a sends a Indigo Energy Laced Web at her which traps the goddess and then crushes her. Mr. Freeze creates a frozen path over the water for some of his squad to move across to get to The Betters Aircraft Carrier. Mr. Freeze leads Goliath, Lyra, Bib, Beb, and The Pantheon over to the carrier, while Black Lantern Six Shot flies in from the other direction. Zeus is met in the forest by the six N.S.-5s, who are being led by the two Jedi Guardians. Zeus sends a huge shock of lightning which quickly shorts out all six of the N.S.-5s and then puts two solid lightning bolts in his hands to battle hand to hand with the Jedi Guardians. The Jedi go in thinking that they have the skills to take him out in a sword fight; but Zeus has more hand to hand skills than they expect. The King of the gods manages to take them both out but then is instantly confronted by Batman, who flies in with the help of his green lantern ring. Dick Grayson sends a mass of green energy towards Zeus to quell his lightning based powers and destroy him. Zombie Grey Hulk stomps Red Wing into the ground as if he were The San Jose Sharks in the first three games of their play-off series. The 800 pound zombie then bites the head off of Jedi Councilman #1 and begins to feast. The zombie then meats up with Predator #9 and 10. Zombie Grey Hulk gets a hold of Predator #9 quickly and pulls his body apart into two pieces, but Predator #10 manages to use his alien tech blade to slice through the tough rotting skin of Hulk and slice his head clean off. Only The Pantheon make it over the frozen water to the aircraft carrier as Mr. Freeze’s team gets ambushed by the unlikely lantern duo of Dick Grayson and Peter Parker, along with Super Sonic. Super Sonic spin attacks his way through Mr. Freeze while Spidey kills Bib and Beb and Batman takes out Goliath. The three of them then fly up toward Black Lantern Six Shot who targets Sonic out of the sky before the two lanterns combine their powers to wipe out the Black Lantern. Robin teams up with Nick Fury, who is on his way to battle The Quileute Tribe. The four of them all transmutate into werewolves, and Jared quickly rips Robin apart. Nick Fury uses his high-powered pistol to kill Jared and avenge Robin and then quickly dodges out of the way of Paul’s attack. Fury leaps on to the back of Paul and drives his boot knife deep into the wolves’ neck. He then unloads his pistol into Quill; but his last stand comes to an end when Sam finally manages to sink his teeth into The SHIELD Leader’s neck. The Pantheon finally makes their way onto the enemy aircraft carrier and they quickly begin to overtake the sea vessel. The largest of the group Ajax crushes Battle Droid #7, while Achilles takes out Army Soldiers #2, 5, and 6. The two Ulysses use their energy swords to quickly take out the two Orcs and The Cobra Viper, while Hector, Prometheus, and Perseus kill the last three army men. The Pantheon is then about to take complete control of The Aircraft Carrier and use it against its own team, when Aquaman from underneath the ship sends an enormous tidal wave that capsizes the carrier and sends the Pantheon to their watery grave. Despite the amazingly fast speeds that Yogurt is driving his pod at through the desert, Victoria manages to jump on to the back of it. Yogurt turns to fight her, but before he can the vampire uses her red lightsaber and shoves it in to the back of his head. The Mega-Powers rush up on Bulkhead who thinks very little of the two humans he is about to fight. Macho Man rushes up behind Bulkhead and jumps up in a tree. Savage then signals his finishing move to distract Bulkhead. Hogan blasts a rocket into the chest of the Transformer which also knocks him down and then he throws his lightsaber into the air. The Macho Man is already in mid-air but instead of coming down with his flying elbow he catches Hogan’s lightsaber and ignites both Hulk’s and his own before he brings them both down into the missile weakened spot in Bulkhead’s chest and into his spark. Sam, who is still in werewolf form rushes at The Hart Foundation. Jim The Anvil rushes tight in there and attempts to execute The Hart Breaker on the werewolf, but it is just to big and strong for the wrestler. Sam bites Neidhart’s head off, but this works as enough of a distraction for Brett to put the sharpshooter on Sam. It looks pretty weird to see a werewolf stuck in the sharpshooter, but The Hitman didn’t let up until he heard Sam’s leg crack. After that Brett went in and finished off Sam by snapping his neck. Victoria meets up with Bishop in the forest and makes mutant killing look pretty easy as she uses her superior speed and strength to take advantage of Bishop and suck every last drop of his blood. Nick and Bear don’t even have time to ask their favorite tag-team for their autograph before Hulkamania ran wild over Nick and macho madness snapped it to a Demon Rod and took out Bear. Batman uses the close proximity of Flash’s Blue lantern ring to charge his ring up to 200% and then blast Barry Allen to bits. Predator #10 is quite the skilled hunter, but he was simply not fast enough to keep up with the Silver Surfer whose 200% powered green lantern ring helped destroy the Predator for good. Red She-Hulk knocked Skeletor to the ground with her superior strength, but The Master of Snake Mountain proved to be quite the Hulk Killer today as he sneaks his mystical sword into gut of Red She-Hulk before she can finish him off. Superwoman seemed barely affected by the Indigo Powers of Spider-Man, and even less affected by his symbiote web blasts. Superwoman blasts through the defenses of Spidey and crushes his skull. Aquaman leaves his watery home and rendezvous with his team in the arctic. Only Aquaman, Macho Man, Hogan, Skeletor, Batman, and Brett Hart survive; but their numbers are still stronger than The Right Wing’s who have only Silver Surfer, Superwoman, and Victoria left alive. The Mega Powers and Skeletor rush Superwoman, while Victoria squares off against Aquaman, and Silver Surfer is double-teamed by Batman and Brett Hart. The Surfer quickly takes out Brett Hart with the power cosmic but is then caught in a green energy war with Batman. The Surfer seems to be gaining the upper hand when he starts to bring the power cosmic into it all, but the two prove equal as they overload one another causing an explosion of green energy which leads to them joining each other in death. Victoria takes advantage of Aquaman being out of his element and manages to decapitate him with her crimson lightsaber. Superwoman is affected by Skeletor’s magic at first, but she still fries him with some heat vision. Superwoman then grabs a hold of Macho Man and choke slams him into the freezing cold ground. Superwoman then punches Hogan in the face, but he doesn’t fall. She punches him again, but the same thing happens. He begins to shake his head and wave his pointer finger in the face of Superwoman, who is repeatedly hitting him but unable to knock him down. The Kryptonian powered punches are enough to knock over a house but the prayers and the vitamins are kicking in brother. And Hogan doesn’t give up. He hits Superwoman back and knocks her back and then hits her with a big boot, knocking her to the icy ground. Hogan then swings his finger around and hits Superwoman with a leg drop and goes for the pin. 1-2...........3. Hogan jumps up and the crowd goes wild. Hulkamania never dies. But unfortunately the Hulkster does, right after Superwoman gets back up and fries Hogan with her heat vision.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!
The Right Wing is Superwoman, Red She-Hulk, The Cosmic Hulk Robot, Silver Surfer (w/ a green lantern ring), Skaar: Son of Hulk (w/ a green lightsaber), Korg, Doc Samson, Zeus, Flash (Barry Allen) (w/ a blue lantern ring), John Stewart, Blackfire, Quinlon Vos, Athena (w/ an Indigo lantern ring), Batwoman and Miss Martian in a Ferrari 328, Red Tornado, Nick Houslander (w/ a blue lightsaber and a Devil Lance) w/ Bear (w/ a green lightsaber and a Demon Rod) and Magwai #3 and 4 in The Millennium Chowder, Lyra: The She-Hulk (w/ a green lightsaber), Zombie Grey Hulk, Black Lantern Six-Shot and Goliath in a Cybertronian Spaceship, Mr. Freeze, Poseidon, The Incredible Hulk (w/ a red lantern ring) w/ The Pantheon: Agamemnon, Achilles, Ajax, Andromeda, Atalanta, Cassiopeia, Delphi, Hector, Jason, Paris, Prometheus, Ulysses I, and Ulysses II, Victoria (w/ a red lightsaber), The Vultari: Aro, Caius, and Marcus, The Quileute Tribe: Sam, Paul, Jared, and Quill, Kit Fisto, Bulkhead, Bib and Beb, Opee Sea Killer #1, and Bill O'Reilly (w/ a Sith lavarouk) w/ Donkey Kong Jr., and Smurf #3 in an AT-ST.
For the second straight year, Better Than All of You and The Right Wing meet in round two of the Play-offs. And just like last year Better Than All of You is fresh off an upset of the number one seed in The National League. Last year, the fourth seeded Right Wing lost as well. So at this point, one must ask the question of whether or not Better Than All of You is really still the underdog. Both of these teams have put everything on the line and both are ready to do anything to advance to the next round. Both of these teams have every setting of The Play-off Planet covered, but only The Right Wing actually begins the match with a small contingency of soldiers led by The Silver Surfer residing outside the planet’s atmosphere. The Betters have plenty of space-worthy vessels on their squad, but it is decided by Nick Fury and The Batmans that they would be better off if they could lure the space-dwellers in and fight them in breathable air. The N.S.-5 driven Imperial Shuttle and The Red Wing driven Cybertronian Ship break out of the planet’s atmosphere and make an appearance in space, but it is brief, and just a diversion. The two larger ships after only being in space for a few minutes both fly back in to the atmosphere, while the Dick Grayson led stunt fighters come out of nowhere and begin a strafing run on the small space sub-group of The Right Wing. Batman (Grayson) in his Jedi V-Wing leads the two Jedi Guardians in their Jedi Starfighters, while Batman (Valley) leads Robin and The Terminator all in their Naboo Starfighters. The Zombie Jedi (#1) in his Z-95 lags behind a little bit, but is still surprisingly able to keep up and manages to pilot the vessel. He is for the most part a mindless zombie, but even in death he is still very strong with the force and it is that force power that guides his muscles to control the ship. Grayson orders all of his pilots to focus their firepower on The Cosmic Hulk Robot, which is what they do. The robot is powerful, but once he is hit with lasers and missiles from all seven of the ships he completely explodes. This catches The Right Wingers off guard and they begin to retaliate, but Grayson and his Betters squad are already on their way back in to the atmosphere. This causes Silver Surfer, Superwoman, John Stewart, Blackfire, and The Right Wing’s own Cybertronian Ship to follow them in to the Play-off Planet, just as The Betters had planned. Non-space-worthy fliers from both teams now join the battle in the air as a massive aerial battle begins high above the ground. In the water, several heavy hitters are going at it as well. Poseidon and Kit Fisto were forced to kill their own Opee Sea Killer, when the big goober fish was taken control of by Aquaman and sent to attack them. Kit Fisto, with his water proof lightsaber drawn, moves in against the team of Aquaman, Aqualad, Aquababy, and Topo. Aquaman and Topo square off against Poseidon, while Aqualad and Aquababy move against Master Fisto. Fisto feels a twinge of the dark side flow into as he instinctively cuts through Aquababy with his saber. It is maybe this second of regret and reflection, that allows Aqualad to send a rush of water at Kit which knocks his lightsaber out of his hand. Aqualad then comes down hard on the back f Kit Fisto and drives him into the rock bed below them. Aqualad pounds on Fisto with his fists until Fisto can no longer breath underwater. Aqualad rushes over to help Aquaman against Poseidon and comes to find that Poseidon has already driven his trident into the eye of Topo to kill him. Aquaman uses this to his advantage and kicks the center of the trident while it is still stuck in Topo to break the weapon in half. Aqualad rushes in and attacks but Poseidon manages to get the much smaller Aqualad in a choke hold and crush the life out of him. Aquaman is now furious with rage as he picks up a medium sized stone from the ocean floor. Aquaman uses his rage fueled strength to break the stone and then use it as a knife to deliver a perfectly aimed slice to the neck of Poseidon to kill the god of the sea. Skaar is wondering the jungle when he is all of the sudden attacked by a ravenous zombie Parasite. Parasite leaps on the back of Skaar and cannot get Parasite off of him, as he digs his teeth into the back of Skaar’s neck, to not only enjoy a good sized meal, but to suck out his powers as well. Hulk comes by to save his son, but cannot get there in time. The sight of his son dying, along with his red lantern ring fueling his rage sends Hulk into a state of anger like he has never seen. The Pantheon is behind him to back him up, but even they just back off as Hulk rips Zombie Parasite apart as if he were a paper doll. This is merely the beginning for the Hulk as he jumps miles at a time from one opponent to the next. His first victims are Man-E-Faces, and Reptile who he crushes together as if they were both made of Wonder Bread, his next is the coaching staff themselves (Cobra Commander and Red Skull) whom he crushes into the ground. I don’t even think that he noticed the excess red energy vomit that he blasted on to Orco while he was leaping onto the Imperial Shuttle to rip it apart. The N.S.-5’s piloting the ship leaped down on to a nearby building, but Hulk turned the Imperial Shuttle into his own personal shrapnel factory as he used the metal pieces to knock The Zombie Jedi’s Z-95 Headhunter and The Terminator’s Naboo Starfighter out of the air. Both non-humans manage to eject from the ship and make it out alive (well neither of them are alive, but you get what I mean). The Terminator’s droid isn’t quite so lucky as he is destroyed in the carnage. The Terminator and Zombie Jedi #1meet up with Deathlok on the ground to make a push at The Hulk, but the Hulk is to mad and powerful to be stopped by the likes of any of them. The Hulk uses the Terminator to beat both Deathlok and the zombie Jedi into rotten flesh and metal soup. While the Hulk is raging on, Gandalf the White decides to see how many people he can take out single-handedly as well. The White Wizard is drawn to the agedness and intense powers of The Vultari, and moves towards them first. The three members of The Vultari move swiftly against the one they call Mithrandir but Gandalf is able to fend them all off. Gandalf goes for Aro first. He uses Glamdring to chop off the vampire’s head, and then afterwards makes fairly quick work of the other two as well. Gandalf then hits Red Tornado with a burst of ancient white magic, that knocks him right out of the sky and kills him. The Pantheon plan to take on Gandalf, but they first all team up on Anti-Venom, and manage to take out Eddie Brock with their fighting skills and laser weapons. Anti-Venom only manages to take out Paris before he is killed by the long-lived team. Cassiopeia, Andromeda, Atalanta, and Delphi all fall to the might of the White Wizard before Agamemnon orders his team to retreat and find reinforcements. Gandalf then crumbles Korg and The Hulk smashes Wolfsbane before the two heavy weights prepare to square off against each other. Both are exhausted from the battles they have just blown through, but stand at the ready regardless. Unfortunately, this battle does not take place as both of these teams have similar plans. The two fighters stand ready to die for their respective causes and to battle each other but while they are measuring each other up, they are both blindsided. The exhausted Gandalf is hit from behind by Red She-Hulk with a double-fisted punch to the back of the head that finishes off the White Wizard forever, while The Hulk is hit with a blast of evil magic that turns him into Bruce Banner for a split second, which is long enough for Skeletor to hit him with a sword to the neck. Although the pilots of these ships all lived to rendezvous down below (the astro-droids were not so lucky), Silver Surfer, Superwoman, John Stewart, and Blackfire have managed to shoot down Nick Fury’s Mig, the Jedi and Naboo Starfighters, as well as The Cybertronian Spaceship before they could do any more damage. Oderus Urungus and Beefcake the Mighty use their cosmic powered strength to crush both The Millennium Chowder and Batwoman’s Ferrari. The combatants roll out of the crushed vehicles ready to fight, but Oderus quickly slices up Miss Martian with his red lightsaber, while Beefcake bites the heads off of the two Magwai. Nick and Bear lock sabers with the last two remaining members of Gwar; but they soon realize that only evil magic can defeat The Scumdogs of The Universe. With this thought Nick uses his Devil Lance to plunge in to the black heart of Oderus Urungus and Bear uses his Demon Rod to cast a spell to end the life of Beefcake the Mighty. Batwoman is confronted by both Smoke and Kung Lao, but she is able to use her superior fighting ability and cool tools to “Finish” both of the Mortal Kombat Characters. Batwoman then meets up with Jean Paul Valley on top of a billboard and a killer fight ensues. Batman goes in for the easy kill but Batwoman parries easily. She then catches Batman with a batarang to the neck to finish him off. She is then met by the son of the man she was once in love with Bruce Wayne. Damien Wayne has seen to many Batman’s die in his life already and rushes in at Batwoman with everything he has got. He draws his purple lightsaber, but Batwoman quickly disarms him of the weapon with a kick to the hand. The much smaller Robin has trouble breaking through Batwoman’s defenses; but he does finally catch Batwoman off guard after she misses with what was supposed to be a drop-kick to the back of Robin’s neck. Robin moves out of the way and then uses her own move to kill her as he sticks a birdarang into the throat of his dad’s old girlfriend Batwoman. The two Flash’s rush at each other and a battle takes place that is to quick for even my powerful Watcher eyes to witness. The speed barrier is broken time and time again, but in the end it was hard to tell whether it was just experience or the added bonus of the blue lantern ring that gave Barry Allen the edge over Wally West. Bill O’Reilly, from inside the AT-ST blasts Bishop clean off of his Oscorp Glider; but the mutant manages to then use his powers to blast the feet out from under the mini Imperial Walker. Bill O’Reilly, Donkey Kong Jr., and Smurf #3 all pile out of the wreckage, but they are still no match for Bishop. Bill takes aim with his Sith Lavarouk, but he is unable to hit Bishop with any of the blades. Donkey Kong Jr. goes to swing on to the back of Bishop, but Bishop throws him off and then uses him to knock down Bill. Once the two of them are down on the ground, he shoots both of them with his futuristic rifle and then steps on the smurf. The soldiers aboard the Aircraft Carrier send several missiles into the air to take out The Cybertronian Spaceship, but Black Lantern Six-Shot actually saves Goliath and the two of them survive the explosion of the ship. Quasar and Rogue race through the air, on a search and destroy mission. They are doing what they can to find individuals who they can take by surprise and double team. They first encounter Blackfire, who Quasar hits with a potent amount of energy from his Quantum bands, while Rogue flies up from behind and removes her gloves so as to steal the power and life force from Blackfire. Quasar then shoots Blackfire’s lifeless body as it is falling out of the sky. Rogue is flying quite a bit faster now that she has the powers of Blackfire, which makes her and Quasar’s next victim John Stewart go down even easier. The two former Midgets fly in fast and take out Stewart before he even knew what hit him. Quasar and Rogue do a quick fly by on the ground to crush Doc Samson, but after that they are confronted by both Silver Surfer and Superwoman. The two survivors from last week finally meet there match, when Superwoman (Lana Lang version) overloads Rogue with some intense Heat Vision and Silver Surfer incinerates Quasar with some Green energy laced power cosmic. The two Spider-Men find themselves mask to face with the Indigo Lantern Toting Athena and Jedi Master Quinlon Vos. Master Vos blocks Iron Spidey’s distanced attacks with his lightsaber, but is eventually overwhelmed by Spider-Man’s Stark aided skills, when Peter Parker delivers an armored super strengthened punch to the top of Vos’ head. Athena returns the favor for her partner when she uses her Indigo staff to blast the head off of Iron Spider-Man; but she then was met up with The Symbiote Suit Spider-Man who has been made most powerful, by his own Indigo Ring. The Indigo Ring has taken over the alien who resides within the suit and has brought back the empathy that originally lived within Peter Parker, plus given him great power (but not that much more great responsibility). Spider-Man jumps to the back of Athena a sends a Indigo Energy Laced Web at her which traps the goddess and then crushes her. Mr. Freeze creates a frozen path over the water for some of his squad to move across to get to The Betters Aircraft Carrier. Mr. Freeze leads Goliath, Lyra, Bib, Beb, and The Pantheon over to the carrier, while Black Lantern Six Shot flies in from the other direction. Zeus is met in the forest by the six N.S.-5s, who are being led by the two Jedi Guardians. Zeus sends a huge shock of lightning which quickly shorts out all six of the N.S.-5s and then puts two solid lightning bolts in his hands to battle hand to hand with the Jedi Guardians. The Jedi go in thinking that they have the skills to take him out in a sword fight; but Zeus has more hand to hand skills than they expect. The King of the gods manages to take them both out but then is instantly confronted by Batman, who flies in with the help of his green lantern ring. Dick Grayson sends a mass of green energy towards Zeus to quell his lightning based powers and destroy him. Zombie Grey Hulk stomps Red Wing into the ground as if he were The San Jose Sharks in the first three games of their play-off series. The 800 pound zombie then bites the head off of Jedi Councilman #1 and begins to feast. The zombie then meats up with Predator #9 and 10. Zombie Grey Hulk gets a hold of Predator #9 quickly and pulls his body apart into two pieces, but Predator #10 manages to use his alien tech blade to slice through the tough rotting skin of Hulk and slice his head clean off. Only The Pantheon make it over the frozen water to the aircraft carrier as Mr. Freeze’s team gets ambushed by the unlikely lantern duo of Dick Grayson and Peter Parker, along with Super Sonic. Super Sonic spin attacks his way through Mr. Freeze while Spidey kills Bib and Beb and Batman takes out Goliath. The three of them then fly up toward Black Lantern Six Shot who targets Sonic out of the sky before the two lanterns combine their powers to wipe out the Black Lantern. Robin teams up with Nick Fury, who is on his way to battle The Quileute Tribe. The four of them all transmutate into werewolves, and Jared quickly rips Robin apart. Nick Fury uses his high-powered pistol to kill Jared and avenge Robin and then quickly dodges out of the way of Paul’s attack. Fury leaps on to the back of Paul and drives his boot knife deep into the wolves’ neck. He then unloads his pistol into Quill; but his last stand comes to an end when Sam finally manages to sink his teeth into The SHIELD Leader’s neck. The Pantheon finally makes their way onto the enemy aircraft carrier and they quickly begin to overtake the sea vessel. The largest of the group Ajax crushes Battle Droid #7, while Achilles takes out Army Soldiers #2, 5, and 6. The two Ulysses use their energy swords to quickly take out the two Orcs and The Cobra Viper, while Hector, Prometheus, and Perseus kill the last three army men. The Pantheon is then about to take complete control of The Aircraft Carrier and use it against its own team, when Aquaman from underneath the ship sends an enormous tidal wave that capsizes the carrier and sends the Pantheon to their watery grave. Despite the amazingly fast speeds that Yogurt is driving his pod at through the desert, Victoria manages to jump on to the back of it. Yogurt turns to fight her, but before he can the vampire uses her red lightsaber and shoves it in to the back of his head. The Mega-Powers rush up on Bulkhead who thinks very little of the two humans he is about to fight. Macho Man rushes up behind Bulkhead and jumps up in a tree. Savage then signals his finishing move to distract Bulkhead. Hogan blasts a rocket into the chest of the Transformer which also knocks him down and then he throws his lightsaber into the air. The Macho Man is already in mid-air but instead of coming down with his flying elbow he catches Hogan’s lightsaber and ignites both Hulk’s and his own before he brings them both down into the missile weakened spot in Bulkhead’s chest and into his spark. Sam, who is still in werewolf form rushes at The Hart Foundation. Jim The Anvil rushes tight in there and attempts to execute The Hart Breaker on the werewolf, but it is just to big and strong for the wrestler. Sam bites Neidhart’s head off, but this works as enough of a distraction for Brett to put the sharpshooter on Sam. It looks pretty weird to see a werewolf stuck in the sharpshooter, but The Hitman didn’t let up until he heard Sam’s leg crack. After that Brett went in and finished off Sam by snapping his neck. Victoria meets up with Bishop in the forest and makes mutant killing look pretty easy as she uses her superior speed and strength to take advantage of Bishop and suck every last drop of his blood. Nick and Bear don’t even have time to ask their favorite tag-team for their autograph before Hulkamania ran wild over Nick and macho madness snapped it to a Demon Rod and took out Bear. Batman uses the close proximity of Flash’s Blue lantern ring to charge his ring up to 200% and then blast Barry Allen to bits. Predator #10 is quite the skilled hunter, but he was simply not fast enough to keep up with the Silver Surfer whose 200% powered green lantern ring helped destroy the Predator for good. Red She-Hulk knocked Skeletor to the ground with her superior strength, but The Master of Snake Mountain proved to be quite the Hulk Killer today as he sneaks his mystical sword into gut of Red She-Hulk before she can finish him off. Superwoman seemed barely affected by the Indigo Powers of Spider-Man, and even less affected by his symbiote web blasts. Superwoman blasts through the defenses of Spidey and crushes his skull. Aquaman leaves his watery home and rendezvous with his team in the arctic. Only Aquaman, Macho Man, Hogan, Skeletor, Batman, and Brett Hart survive; but their numbers are still stronger than The Right Wing’s who have only Silver Surfer, Superwoman, and Victoria left alive. The Mega Powers and Skeletor rush Superwoman, while Victoria squares off against Aquaman, and Silver Surfer is double-teamed by Batman and Brett Hart. The Surfer quickly takes out Brett Hart with the power cosmic but is then caught in a green energy war with Batman. The Surfer seems to be gaining the upper hand when he starts to bring the power cosmic into it all, but the two prove equal as they overload one another causing an explosion of green energy which leads to them joining each other in death. Victoria takes advantage of Aquaman being out of his element and manages to decapitate him with her crimson lightsaber. Superwoman is affected by Skeletor’s magic at first, but she still fries him with some heat vision. Superwoman then grabs a hold of Macho Man and choke slams him into the freezing cold ground. Superwoman then punches Hogan in the face, but he doesn’t fall. She punches him again, but the same thing happens. He begins to shake his head and wave his pointer finger in the face of Superwoman, who is repeatedly hitting him but unable to knock him down. The Kryptonian powered punches are enough to knock over a house but the prayers and the vitamins are kicking in brother. And Hogan doesn’t give up. He hits Superwoman back and knocks her back and then hits her with a big boot, knocking her to the icy ground. Hogan then swings his finger around and hits Superwoman with a leg drop and goes for the pin. 1-2...........3. Hogan jumps up and the crowd goes wild. Hulkamania never dies. But unfortunately the Hulkster does, right after Superwoman gets back up and fries Hogan with her heat vision.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!
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