Consolation Round 2: Griffin vs The Valley

Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers are: Sardaukar Terror Trooper

The Syracuse Valley are: Major Disaster

To insure this will be a fair fight, and powers will not be a factor in the battle, Major Disaster has been fitted with a power dampening collar. As the cage door slams shut and locks, the action in the cage is strangely non-existent. The Terror Trooper just stands there in the center of the cage staring at Major Disaster. Disaster starts to sweat, and motions to the Trooper to come and fight. The Trooper still stands there, and begins to snicker.

Major Disaster doesn't take to kindly to this, and walks up to the Terror Trooper. "Come on, punk. Let's go" he snarls and gives the Trooper a shove. The Trooper stumbles and lands on his butt, but continues to giggle at Major Disaster. Disaster really starts getting hot under the collar, and kicks the Dope Fiend in the chest causing more laughter. Major Disaster finally snaps at all the laughing, and begins really putting the boots to the Terror Trooper, who continues to laugh while getting the hell kicked out of him.

The Terror Trooper finally pushes Major Disaster off of him, and shakily gets to his feet. He turns to Major Disaster and once again begins to giggle. Disaster watches as the insane Terror Trooper begins to ram his head into the side of the cage. He can't believe what he's seeing as the Dope Fiend really starts viciously ramming his own head into the side of the cage screaming with laughter. He finally stops, and turns to looks at Major Disaster with a crazed look in his eyes and his own blood streaming down his face howling with laughter. Disaster doesn't know what to do, and can hardly believe what he's seen. All he knows is he doesn't want to be a part of this anymore.

But there's no way out until one of them dies.

The Trooper begins to slowly advance one Major Disaster who backs away from the crazed Dope Fiend. Suddenly, the Terror Trooper stops and grabs a hold of the side of the cage and begins to climb. Confused Disaster looks to see what he's doing. The Terror Trooper grins at him maniacally, and then launches himself off of the side of the cage into the floor landing with his arm sticking out in front of him. There's a sickening CRACK and the Trooper gets up screaming in pain and laughter, his arm now bent at a ninety degree angle, completely broken.

The Terror Trooper's arm isn't the only thing that breaks. So does the last of Major Disaster's sanity. He drops to the ground, and begins to plead with the Trooper.

"No MORE. Please, oh god. I can't take this anymore. Just....just stop." he sobs

This is all the Terror Trooper needed to hear. Laughing, he pulls out the purple lightsaber his team won last week and uses it to cut the head off of the whimpering Major Disaster.

Still howling with laughter, he picks up the head and to it's face and begins to talk to it

"Wanna know what was so funny" he says, still giggling "Well, it looks like this battle was a major disaster, for you" He drops the head and once again begins roaring with laughter at the terrible, terrible pun.


The Syracuse Valley: All dead

Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers: Terror Trooper survives


GRIFFIN'S HIGH MAINTENANCE DOPE FIENDS AND DESTROYERS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!