Thursday, April 5, 2012
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Season 5 week 4- Better Than All of You vs The Tijuana Taco Benders
Better Than All of You is:
Ric Flair w/ Blue Lightsaber
Tully Blanchard w/ Sith Lavarouk
Stone Cold Steve Austin (Assistant Coach) w/ Blue Lightsaber
Red Skull (Assistant Coach) w/ Glamdring (Gandalf the White's sword)
Predator # 11 w/ Green Lightsaber
Space Godzilla
Zombie King Kong
Velociraptors # 1, 2, 3 & 4
Tyrannasaurus Rex # 17, 18, 19, & 20 (#19 w/ Dino Riders Equipment B)
Yellow Lantern # 2
Tijuana Taco Benders are:
Copper Dragons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
Brass Dragons 9, 10
White Lantern Swamp Thing
Kryat Dragon #4
Mon Mothma
Justice Force:
Silver Sentry w/Green Lantern Ring
Ananda
Metal Head w/2 Green Lightsabers
Chrysalis
Tsunami
Nobody
Raptarr
Nano
Green Mantle
Boomerang
"Dammit, Rick. I can't suit these damn things up" yells Tully Blanchard. "The damn T-Rex won't stay still"
"Move ya stupid son of a bitch. I'll do it" sneers BTaY's assistant coach "Stone Cold" Steve Austin who grabs the dino rider gear from the 2012 WWE Hall of Fame inductee and saunters over to the T-Rex with his typical BMF walk.
"Now lissen up, ya overgrown lizard. Yer gonna put on this gear. Take us out there and open a can of whoopass on them damn Teeeoowanna Taco Benders" growls Austin
"RRRROOOOOOAAAAA***" the T-Rex starts to growl when suddenly Austin kicks the dinosaur in the stomach, jumps up, and gives the mighty reptile a Stone Cold stunner knocking it out cold.
"Hurry up and get this thing ready, we got us a match to win" says Austin leaving Blanchard looking in disbelief what just transpired
"Well, Skull. How we lookin'" Stone Cold asks the Red Skull, who's hunkered over the team view screen plotting his next move
"Nicht zo great" says the Skull "Ve haf lost almost all uf our dinozaurs, but taken out ze Justice Force, except zat flying turkey Raptarr. I vas most pleased ven ve felled the schwatze Silver Sentry. Zombie King Kong has done a most impressive job taking out all ze copper und one brass dragons"
"I done warned you about bein' racist, Red" warns Austin "Ya just saw me drop that dino, I got no problem whuppin' yer sorry carcass too. Plenty of whup ass to go around"
"Ja, ja. Sorry" responds the Skull "Still ve look ok, but not great. SHEISSE!! Ze Green Mantle just dropped zombie King Kong!!"
"Dammit! Where's the yella lantern!"
"He's finishing off ze last brass dragon. Zose tings talk too much." says Skull "Ah, zere. He has got him. He took his cape and ze Green Mantle has just fallen"
"Well, I ain't gonna let them have all of the fun" says Austin as his fires up his light saber "Telly, meet me out there. It's go time."
Austin teleports to the battlefield and runs into the fracas, cutting down Mon Mothma before she can process what's happening.
"'Bout time ya showed Steve" grins Ric Flair as he uses fires his Sith lavarouk and blasts the wings off of Raptarr, who crashes to the ground and is torn to bits by the two remaining Raptors. Their feast is short lived though, as suddenly vines encase the two and squeeze them to death.
"What the hell?" asks Stone Cold as the vines begins to appear by him and the Nature Boy. Steve begins furiously hacking away at the plants.
"Steve, we got big problems, baby. WHoooo" says Flair, who is quickly becoming encased in vegetation.
"Austin" booms the voice of the Skull. "It's zat Schwamp Ting. He is using the island againt you. I haf dispatched Blanchard to stop him, but he needz back op"
"We got our own problems" responds Austin. still hacking "We just lost Flair."
"I'm fine baby" says Flair "I'm just a little tied up is all, maybe a bit outta breath. Can't really move"
"Dumkoffs." yells the Skull "Must I do everything? yells the Skull, who teleports in with Glamdring and assists Stone Cold in cutting back the assault.
Suddenly, the attack stops.
"Comeon. We gotta free Flair" says Austin
"Leave me for a sec, brother." replies the Nature Boy "I think I hear the radio. You can free me after we finish bending these Taco Benders. WWWhhhOOOOoooOOOO!!!"
"uys. I....ot.....Thing...he....ot..ff' crackles the radio
"What?" says Stone Cold.
"He said 'Guys I got Swamp Thing but he got a shot off' " says a mysterious voice. "At least he tried to before I killed him.
"Nein" says the Skull "You're dead . SAW YOU DIE!!!!"
"Maybe" replies Silver Sentry "But you forgot. We have our own white power. Now, how about we finish this?"
"Hah. You are out numbered?" sneers the Skull "You haf no cha" Skull is cut off as a giant green hand pops his head like a zit.
"You want some?" says Stone Cold as he tosses aside his lightsaber "Come on, son. But no weapons"
"Just the way I like it" replies The Sentry "who flicks his green ring off to the side
the two rush at each other and a legendary battle begins. Each man dishing out punishment, and receiving some in turn. Austin thinks he hears a scream, but can hardly be sure. Then Sentry throws Austin into a tree, when all of a sudden there's an unmistakable huge roar
"Bout damn time" says Stone Cold as Space Godzilla appears
Silver Sentry looks on in shock as the mighty beat opens it's mouth to incinerate him
"Nothin' personal, Sentry" says Austin as he grabs his lightsaber "Yer a good kid, but this team ain't called "Fair Fighting Nice Guys". We're 'Better Than All of You' "
As Silver Sentry is engulfed in flames, Austin cracks open a couple of Stevewiesers. Unaware, that there was still one Taco Bender lying in wait. The Kryat dragon is about to pounce, when Austin turns and whips a beer can at the beast hitting it in the face
"You made me waste beer ya bastard" sneers Austin who furiously jumps on the beast, gives it a double bird, and stabs it right through the skull-killing it.
"OH HELL YEAH" says Austin, who saunters over to his cooler and begins a giant, beer fueled celebration. Then he looks closely at the beasts jaws. There's blood all over the Kryat's mouth and Austin thinks he sees something sparkling. He pries open the dead dragons mouth, when a hand falls out, holding up four fingers in an unmistakable sign with WWE Hall of Fame rings on two of the fingers .
"Damn, Ric. The sumbitch got ya" murmers Austin. He picks up the hand, holds it and a beer and says "Here's to ya, Naitch. Whoooo!" and solemly toasts the fallen horseman.
Ric Flair w/ Blue Lightsaber
Tully Blanchard w/ Sith Lavarouk
Stone Cold Steve Austin (Assistant Coach) w/ Blue Lightsaber
Red Skull (Assistant Coach) w/ Glamdring (Gandalf the White's sword)
Predator # 11 w/ Green Lightsaber
Space Godzilla
Zombie King Kong
Velociraptors # 1, 2, 3 & 4
Tyrannasaurus Rex # 17, 18, 19, & 20 (#19 w/ Dino Riders Equipment B)
Yellow Lantern # 2
Tijuana Taco Benders are:
Copper Dragons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
Brass Dragons 9, 10
White Lantern Swamp Thing
Kryat Dragon #4
Mon Mothma
Justice Force:
Silver Sentry w/Green Lantern Ring
Ananda
Metal Head w/2 Green Lightsabers
Chrysalis
Tsunami
Nobody
Raptarr
Nano
Green Mantle
Boomerang
"Dammit, Rick. I can't suit these damn things up" yells Tully Blanchard. "The damn T-Rex won't stay still"
"Move ya stupid son of a bitch. I'll do it" sneers BTaY's assistant coach "Stone Cold" Steve Austin who grabs the dino rider gear from the 2012 WWE Hall of Fame inductee and saunters over to the T-Rex with his typical BMF walk.
"Now lissen up, ya overgrown lizard. Yer gonna put on this gear. Take us out there and open a can of whoopass on them damn Teeeoowanna Taco Benders" growls Austin
"RRRROOOOOOAAAAA***" the T-Rex starts to growl when suddenly Austin kicks the dinosaur in the stomach, jumps up, and gives the mighty reptile a Stone Cold stunner knocking it out cold.
"Hurry up and get this thing ready, we got us a match to win" says Austin leaving Blanchard looking in disbelief what just transpired
"Well, Skull. How we lookin'" Stone Cold asks the Red Skull, who's hunkered over the team view screen plotting his next move
"Nicht zo great" says the Skull "Ve haf lost almost all uf our dinozaurs, but taken out ze Justice Force, except zat flying turkey Raptarr. I vas most pleased ven ve felled the schwatze Silver Sentry. Zombie King Kong has done a most impressive job taking out all ze copper und one brass dragons"
"I done warned you about bein' racist, Red" warns Austin "Ya just saw me drop that dino, I got no problem whuppin' yer sorry carcass too. Plenty of whup ass to go around"
"Ja, ja. Sorry" responds the Skull "Still ve look ok, but not great. SHEISSE!! Ze Green Mantle just dropped zombie King Kong!!"
"Dammit! Where's the yella lantern!"
"He's finishing off ze last brass dragon. Zose tings talk too much." says Skull "Ah, zere. He has got him. He took his cape and ze Green Mantle has just fallen"
"Well, I ain't gonna let them have all of the fun" says Austin as his fires up his light saber "Telly, meet me out there. It's go time."
Austin teleports to the battlefield and runs into the fracas, cutting down Mon Mothma before she can process what's happening.
"'Bout time ya showed Steve" grins Ric Flair as he uses fires his Sith lavarouk and blasts the wings off of Raptarr, who crashes to the ground and is torn to bits by the two remaining Raptors. Their feast is short lived though, as suddenly vines encase the two and squeeze them to death.
"What the hell?" asks Stone Cold as the vines begins to appear by him and the Nature Boy. Steve begins furiously hacking away at the plants.
"Steve, we got big problems, baby. WHoooo" says Flair, who is quickly becoming encased in vegetation.
"Austin" booms the voice of the Skull. "It's zat Schwamp Ting. He is using the island againt you. I haf dispatched Blanchard to stop him, but he needz back op"
"We got our own problems" responds Austin. still hacking "We just lost Flair."
"I'm fine baby" says Flair "I'm just a little tied up is all, maybe a bit outta breath. Can't really move"
"Dumkoffs." yells the Skull "Must I do everything? yells the Skull, who teleports in with Glamdring and assists Stone Cold in cutting back the assault.
Suddenly, the attack stops.
"Comeon. We gotta free Flair" says Austin
"Leave me for a sec, brother." replies the Nature Boy "I think I hear the radio. You can free me after we finish bending these Taco Benders. WWWhhhOOOOoooOOOO!!!"
"uys. I....ot.....Thing...he....ot..ff' crackles the radio
"What?" says Stone Cold.
"He said 'Guys I got Swamp Thing but he got a shot off' " says a mysterious voice. "At least he tried to before I killed him.
"Nein" says the Skull "You're dead . SAW YOU DIE!!!!"
"Maybe" replies Silver Sentry "But you forgot. We have our own white power. Now, how about we finish this?"
"Hah. You are out numbered?" sneers the Skull "You haf no cha" Skull is cut off as a giant green hand pops his head like a zit.
"You want some?" says Stone Cold as he tosses aside his lightsaber "Come on, son. But no weapons"
"Just the way I like it" replies The Sentry "who flicks his green ring off to the side
the two rush at each other and a legendary battle begins. Each man dishing out punishment, and receiving some in turn. Austin thinks he hears a scream, but can hardly be sure. Then Sentry throws Austin into a tree, when all of a sudden there's an unmistakable huge roar
"Bout damn time" says Stone Cold as Space Godzilla appears
Silver Sentry looks on in shock as the mighty beat opens it's mouth to incinerate him
"Nothin' personal, Sentry" says Austin as he grabs his lightsaber "Yer a good kid, but this team ain't called "Fair Fighting Nice Guys". We're 'Better Than All of You' "
As Silver Sentry is engulfed in flames, Austin cracks open a couple of Stevewiesers. Unaware, that there was still one Taco Bender lying in wait. The Kryat dragon is about to pounce, when Austin turns and whips a beer can at the beast hitting it in the face
"You made me waste beer ya bastard" sneers Austin who furiously jumps on the beast, gives it a double bird, and stabs it right through the skull-killing it.
"OH HELL YEAH" says Austin, who saunters over to his cooler and begins a giant, beer fueled celebration. Then he looks closely at the beasts jaws. There's blood all over the Kryat's mouth and Austin thinks he sees something sparkling. He pries open the dead dragons mouth, when a hand falls out, holding up four fingers in an unmistakable sign with WWE Hall of Fame rings on two of the fingers .
"Damn, Ric. The sumbitch got ya" murmers Austin. He picks up the hand, holds it and a beer and says "Here's to ya, Naitch. Whoooo!" and solemly toasts the fallen horseman.
B3 Press Conference: The Death of Pablo
I believe you all know me. My name is Darth Vader and I am a founding member of Beckerman’s Backyardigans’ Beeyatches.
It is with great sadness that I must report the demise of one of our most beloved, yet controversial members on this team. At 4:36 a.m. this morning, an explosion was both felt and heard by numerous individuals and beasts currently lodging in B3’s main facility. From witnesses who actually saw various portions of the event, it was pieced together that the outhouse located between the compound and lake became engulfed in a raging fire and then exploded. B3 team members rushed to the scene, making sure that there were no fatalities caused by the inferno. Unfortunately, this was not the case.
At 6:09 a.m., Pablo’s body was found. Although it is early in the investigation, it appears that Pablo may have been killed after freebasing drugs with his newly awarded flamethrower. We understand that the official autopsy and toxicology reports may take several weeks before the true cause of death is derived. Notwithstanding, at the current time, there is evidence of numerous bottles, bags and spoons littering the area. The following drugs were, in fact, discovered near the body: acepromazine, amantadine, amitraz, amitryptyline, amlodipine, amoxicillin, atenolol, atipamezole, benazepril, boldenone, buprenorphine, butorphanol, carprofen, cefovecin, cephalexin, chloramphenicol, cimetidine, clamoxyquine, clavulanic acid, clenbuterol, clindamycin hydrochloride, clomipramine hydrochloride, deracoxib, dexamnethasone, diazepam, dichlorophene, enalapril, enrofloxacin, flunixin, furosemide, hydromorphone, isoxsuprine, ivermectin, ketamine, ketoprofen, lufenuron, marbofloxacin, maropitant, medetomidine, meloxicam, metoclopramide, metronidazole, mibemycin oxime, mirtazapine, neomycin, nitenpyram, nitroscanate, nystatin, ofloxacin, omeprazole, oxibendazole,
panacur, pentobarabital, phenobarbital, phenylbutazone, pimobendan, pirlmycin, ponazuril, praziquantel, prednisone, propofol, pyrantel pamoate, selamectin, sucralfate, synulox, theorphylline, thiostrepton, thiabendazole, triamcinolone acetonide, trimethoprim, trilostane and tylosin.
Although charred to an almost unrecognizable level, we also discovered a piece of paper near the remains. Through forensics, we have been able to decipher its words. It simply said: “F@CK YOU ALL!!!! NONE OF YOU IN THE FFL COULD EVER HANDLE THIS PENGUIN JUST BECAUSE I SPOKE MY MIND AND NEVER BACKED DOWN TO ANY PUNK-A$$ BEEYATCH WHO STOOD BEFORE ME!!!”
Given the circumstances of this incredibly nonsensical accident, the members of B3 are asking for your understanding during this difficult time. Nonetheless, no matter what the evidence may show, Pablo was our teammate and more importantly, our dear friend. We dedicate the remainder of the season to the little guy and will try our damndest to make him proud. We will miss him. Thank you. No questions at this time.
It is with great sadness that I must report the demise of one of our most beloved, yet controversial members on this team. At 4:36 a.m. this morning, an explosion was both felt and heard by numerous individuals and beasts currently lodging in B3’s main facility. From witnesses who actually saw various portions of the event, it was pieced together that the outhouse located between the compound and lake became engulfed in a raging fire and then exploded. B3 team members rushed to the scene, making sure that there were no fatalities caused by the inferno. Unfortunately, this was not the case.
At 6:09 a.m., Pablo’s body was found. Although it is early in the investigation, it appears that Pablo may have been killed after freebasing drugs with his newly awarded flamethrower. We understand that the official autopsy and toxicology reports may take several weeks before the true cause of death is derived. Notwithstanding, at the current time, there is evidence of numerous bottles, bags and spoons littering the area. The following drugs were, in fact, discovered near the body: acepromazine, amantadine, amitraz, amitryptyline, amlodipine, amoxicillin, atenolol, atipamezole, benazepril, boldenone, buprenorphine, butorphanol, carprofen, cefovecin, cephalexin, chloramphenicol, cimetidine, clamoxyquine, clavulanic acid, clenbuterol, clindamycin hydrochloride, clomipramine hydrochloride, deracoxib, dexamnethasone, diazepam, dichlorophene, enalapril, enrofloxacin, flunixin, furosemide, hydromorphone, isoxsuprine, ivermectin, ketamine, ketoprofen, lufenuron, marbofloxacin, maropitant, medetomidine, meloxicam, metoclopramide, metronidazole, mibemycin oxime, mirtazapine, neomycin, nitenpyram, nitroscanate, nystatin, ofloxacin, omeprazole, oxibendazole,
panacur, pentobarabital, phenobarbital, phenylbutazone, pimobendan, pirlmycin, ponazuril, praziquantel, prednisone, propofol, pyrantel pamoate, selamectin, sucralfate, synulox, theorphylline, thiostrepton, thiabendazole, triamcinolone acetonide, trimethoprim, trilostane and tylosin.
Although charred to an almost unrecognizable level, we also discovered a piece of paper near the remains. Through forensics, we have been able to decipher its words. It simply said: “F@CK YOU ALL!!!! NONE OF YOU IN THE FFL COULD EVER HANDLE THIS PENGUIN JUST BECAUSE I SPOKE MY MIND AND NEVER BACKED DOWN TO ANY PUNK-A$$ BEEYATCH WHO STOOD BEFORE ME!!!”
Given the circumstances of this incredibly nonsensical accident, the members of B3 are asking for your understanding during this difficult time. Nonetheless, no matter what the evidence may show, Pablo was our teammate and more importantly, our dear friend. We dedicate the remainder of the season to the little guy and will try our damndest to make him proud. We will miss him. Thank you. No questions at this time.
NEWS
Whiale studying for my upcoming match, i have come to and understanding that a blue power ring is reallly only usefull when a green ring is near( whith the exception of flight and force field). I have to call bulls**t, becsue i have absoluty no will power, but my hope is so strong that I am capable of bending anyone over and making them call me rosco. If anyone whould like to challenge me on this matter, feel free, but bring your own ky cause i don't have enough for everyone. Still don't count on the ky being used, i prefer spit.
Monday, April 2, 2012
Spoiler Sport- FFL Week Three Wrap Up.
This is the Ocho. I'm Cotton, let's get to the action.
There's a new name getting a lot of attention in the FFL this week, and that name is Bryan Beckerman. After receiving an absolute curbstomping from "Michael Vick's Badnews Kennelz of Lurve" this week there was bit of friction between the Backyardigans and watcher Gryffilyn. Outspoken B3 member Pablo the Penguin added a bit of fuel to the fire with his usual outlandish comments, which cause Gryff to wonder if Pablo was perhaps being used as the mouthpiece for his team owner. Bryan Beckerman himself has, as of yet, had no response to these allegations.
However, Black Lantern Bryan Beckerman is not shy about his inability to rise above hate, as the black lantern lawyer had nothing but evil intentions for the Tijuana Taco Benders. The "Logical Genocide" team member proved once again to be an invaluable asset. Coming off the heels of sending veteran "George Wahington Slave" Santa Claus, he and his new found sidekick Centerion #8 Sue Yerazzov laid unholy amounts of destruction upon the now 0-3 "Taco Benders" culminating in a spot of sexual brutality involving BLBB and Dart Vegetariano that literally tore the Sith Lord inside out.
Elsewhere around the League, "George Washington's Slaves" made good on their promise last week to "F**K you up something fierce" when the met "Better Than All of You" in the desert. The field of perfection has slimmed down to three now, as the "Brotherhood of Evil Midgets" were denied continued perfection by the still undefeated" 'Pop Superstar' Hannah Montana and President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos", and "Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies" proved once again to be a "desert powerhouse" as they defeated "Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family".
Next week, we head to Isla Nublar, more commonly referred to as "Jurassic Park". To bring you some rumbles in a prehistoric jungle.
That's it for "Spoiler Sport" This has been Cotton McKnight, thank you and good night.
There's a new name getting a lot of attention in the FFL this week, and that name is Bryan Beckerman. After receiving an absolute curbstomping from "Michael Vick's Badnews Kennelz of Lurve" this week there was bit of friction between the Backyardigans and watcher Gryffilyn. Outspoken B3 member Pablo the Penguin added a bit of fuel to the fire with his usual outlandish comments, which cause Gryff to wonder if Pablo was perhaps being used as the mouthpiece for his team owner. Bryan Beckerman himself has, as of yet, had no response to these allegations.
However, Black Lantern Bryan Beckerman is not shy about his inability to rise above hate, as the black lantern lawyer had nothing but evil intentions for the Tijuana Taco Benders. The "Logical Genocide" team member proved once again to be an invaluable asset. Coming off the heels of sending veteran "George Wahington Slave" Santa Claus, he and his new found sidekick Centerion #8 Sue Yerazzov laid unholy amounts of destruction upon the now 0-3 "Taco Benders" culminating in a spot of sexual brutality involving BLBB and Dart Vegetariano that literally tore the Sith Lord inside out.
Elsewhere around the League, "George Washington's Slaves" made good on their promise last week to "F**K you up something fierce" when the met "Better Than All of You" in the desert. The field of perfection has slimmed down to three now, as the "Brotherhood of Evil Midgets" were denied continued perfection by the still undefeated" 'Pop Superstar' Hannah Montana and President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos", and "Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies" proved once again to be a "desert powerhouse" as they defeated "Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family".
Next week, we head to Isla Nublar, more commonly referred to as "Jurassic Park". To bring you some rumbles in a prehistoric jungle.
That's it for "Spoiler Sport" This has been Cotton McKnight, thank you and good night.
Week Four Schedule
WEEK Four: Jurassic Park
400 Points
Prize: Jetpack (Equipped like a weapon)
Horsemen of Apokolips vs Miley Cyrus and President Barack Obama’s “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos (Josh)
Better Than All of You vs Tijuana Taco Benders (Seeney)
Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs George Washington’s Slaves (Becks)
Logical Genocide vs The Transfoamers (Ryan)
TEAM vs Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Griffin)
Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyaatches vs Team Sleeping Pussy (Nick)
Brock Samson’s Fighting Murderflies vs Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Becks)
Griffin’s High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers vs Layander’s Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together To Make a New Family (Josh)
400 Points
Prize: Jetpack (Equipped like a weapon)
Horsemen of Apokolips vs Miley Cyrus and President Barack Obama’s “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos (Josh)
Better Than All of You vs Tijuana Taco Benders (Seeney)
Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs George Washington’s Slaves (Becks)
Logical Genocide vs The Transfoamers (Ryan)
TEAM vs Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Griffin)
Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyaatches vs Team Sleeping Pussy (Nick)
Brock Samson’s Fighting Murderflies vs Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Becks)
Griffin’s High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers vs Layander’s Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together To Make a New Family (Josh)
Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers
Team Sleeping Pussy is Super Skrull, Unus the Untouchable, Quicksilver, Zombie Mothra, Weaponers of Qward #1-6, Rivvy Dinari in a tank, and Toro.
Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers are Sandworm #10, Sandworm #2A, (Kingdom Come) Superman, Nightmare (w/ a yellow lantern ring), Skyfire, Galadriel, Caiera the Oldstrong, Yaddle, and Woodstock
"We have to take to the air unless we want to end up being swallowed by our own teammates". Superman says to the rest of The Dope Fiend Squad. "How do you know that"? asks Caiera. "Obvious this is... Didn't you read the last match"? Answers Yaddle. Superman, Nightmare, and Woodstock take flight, while Skyfire transforms in to his massive jet form to allow the non-flight capable Dope Fiends hop on board. Galadriel and Yaddle both get on board; but as Caiera the Oldstrong is about to board she is blasted in the back by a tank blast from Rivvy Dinari. Caiera shakes off the blast and yells to her teammates: "Take off without me. My own honor dictates that I must now stay and fight"!! Skyfire is reluctant, but Galadriel tells the autobot to "do as she says, her fate is her own". Skyfire then takes off with Galadriel and Yaddle securely on board. Caiera rushes the tank of The Ginaz Swordmaster and crushes the onboard gun. She then rips off the top to prepare for battle, but Rivvy Dinari is ready as well. The seasoned Ginaz instructor jumps out with a vibro-blade in one hand and a traditional sword in the other. He finds that his abilities and speed are more than enough to match skill-sets with The Shadow Warrior, but his weapons are not able to penetrate her stone skin. After brushing off numerous sword hits with minimal damage done, Caiera is able to get a hold of Rivvy and snap his neck. Caiera raises her arms in celebration just in time to get them smashed in to the ground by the flaming stone arm of Super Skrull. At that moment both of The Dope Fiend's enormous sandworms come bursting from the sand. The ultra territorial creatures almost instantly begin doing battle with each other but in the meantime consume Unus the Untouchable in all of his force-fielded glory and crush both Super Skrull and Quicksilver. The much smaller and younger Sandworm #2A loses the territory battle to make Sandworm #10 the lone Sandworm remaining. The Weaponers of Qward begin throwing their lightning bolts at Skyfire, but the flying Autobot manages to evade the attacks. Nightmare then comes in anxious to subdue the Weaponers with his yellow ring, much like Sinestro did to the ring's creators. The Weaponers wish to gain vengence for their enslaved brethren by defeating a yellow lantern but Nightmare uses his ring to unleash his powers like he never has before. He uses the Weaponers own dreams of revenge on the yellow lantern corps against them and capatalizes on their fear of further enslavement. Nightmare creates collars of pure yellow energy which slowly choke the life out of all six of The Weaponers. After this amazing show of power is unleashed, Nightmare's Fantasy Fantasy Career is put to an end when the fearless undead Zombie version of Mothra coats Nightmare with its scales, ironically killing the yellow lantern with the yellow poison. Superman then flies up next to Skyfire and yells to him that it is time to finish this up. "I'm ready" says Skyfire to their Kryptonian Captain, but Superman says: "We had this match from the get go Skyfire, and we don't need to lose yet another fighter for good. We need you to fight with us another day. I'll finish off this team by myself". Yaddle (who has already climbed on to Skyfire's wing) says: "agree with you I do Superman, except for the alone part". Yaddle then force leaps on to Superman's back and uses the force to mentally speak to Skyfire's spark: "Get yourself and Galadriel to safety, we will finish this match before The Sleeping Pussies or our remaining Sandworm do any more damage". The elder version of Superman raises off fast than a speeding bullet with the little Jedi Master on his back. The two of them never speak, they both just know exactly what to do. Superman does not stop as he flies about thirty feet above Toro; but Yaddle leaps off of him. Yaddle, while in free fall ignites her lighhtsaber and slices Toro in half. In the meantime Superman is rocketing through the neck of the rotting Mothra. Yaddle still has nearly a hundred feet of air beneath her when Superman easily doubles back and catches the green-skinned Yaddle.
GRIFFIN'S HIGH MAINTENANCE DOPE FIENDS AND DESTROYERS ARE VICTORIOUS!!
Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers are Sandworm #10, Sandworm #2A, (Kingdom Come) Superman, Nightmare (w/ a yellow lantern ring), Skyfire, Galadriel, Caiera the Oldstrong, Yaddle, and Woodstock
"We have to take to the air unless we want to end up being swallowed by our own teammates". Superman says to the rest of The Dope Fiend Squad. "How do you know that"? asks Caiera. "Obvious this is... Didn't you read the last match"? Answers Yaddle. Superman, Nightmare, and Woodstock take flight, while Skyfire transforms in to his massive jet form to allow the non-flight capable Dope Fiends hop on board. Galadriel and Yaddle both get on board; but as Caiera the Oldstrong is about to board she is blasted in the back by a tank blast from Rivvy Dinari. Caiera shakes off the blast and yells to her teammates: "Take off without me. My own honor dictates that I must now stay and fight"!! Skyfire is reluctant, but Galadriel tells the autobot to "do as she says, her fate is her own". Skyfire then takes off with Galadriel and Yaddle securely on board. Caiera rushes the tank of The Ginaz Swordmaster and crushes the onboard gun. She then rips off the top to prepare for battle, but Rivvy Dinari is ready as well. The seasoned Ginaz instructor jumps out with a vibro-blade in one hand and a traditional sword in the other. He finds that his abilities and speed are more than enough to match skill-sets with The Shadow Warrior, but his weapons are not able to penetrate her stone skin. After brushing off numerous sword hits with minimal damage done, Caiera is able to get a hold of Rivvy and snap his neck. Caiera raises her arms in celebration just in time to get them smashed in to the ground by the flaming stone arm of Super Skrull. At that moment both of The Dope Fiend's enormous sandworms come bursting from the sand. The ultra territorial creatures almost instantly begin doing battle with each other but in the meantime consume Unus the Untouchable in all of his force-fielded glory and crush both Super Skrull and Quicksilver. The much smaller and younger Sandworm #2A loses the territory battle to make Sandworm #10 the lone Sandworm remaining. The Weaponers of Qward begin throwing their lightning bolts at Skyfire, but the flying Autobot manages to evade the attacks. Nightmare then comes in anxious to subdue the Weaponers with his yellow ring, much like Sinestro did to the ring's creators. The Weaponers wish to gain vengence for their enslaved brethren by defeating a yellow lantern but Nightmare uses his ring to unleash his powers like he never has before. He uses the Weaponers own dreams of revenge on the yellow lantern corps against them and capatalizes on their fear of further enslavement. Nightmare creates collars of pure yellow energy which slowly choke the life out of all six of The Weaponers. After this amazing show of power is unleashed, Nightmare's Fantasy Fantasy Career is put to an end when the fearless undead Zombie version of Mothra coats Nightmare with its scales, ironically killing the yellow lantern with the yellow poison. Superman then flies up next to Skyfire and yells to him that it is time to finish this up. "I'm ready" says Skyfire to their Kryptonian Captain, but Superman says: "We had this match from the get go Skyfire, and we don't need to lose yet another fighter for good. We need you to fight with us another day. I'll finish off this team by myself". Yaddle (who has already climbed on to Skyfire's wing) says: "agree with you I do Superman, except for the alone part". Yaddle then force leaps on to Superman's back and uses the force to mentally speak to Skyfire's spark: "Get yourself and Galadriel to safety, we will finish this match before The Sleeping Pussies or our remaining Sandworm do any more damage". The elder version of Superman raises off fast than a speeding bullet with the little Jedi Master on his back. The two of them never speak, they both just know exactly what to do. Superman does not stop as he flies about thirty feet above Toro; but Yaddle leaps off of him. Yaddle, while in free fall ignites her lighhtsaber and slices Toro in half. In the meantime Superman is rocketing through the neck of the rotting Mothra. Yaddle still has nearly a hundred feet of air beneath her when Superman easily doubles back and catches the green-skinned Yaddle.
GRIFFIN'S HIGH MAINTENANCE DOPE FIENDS AND DESTROYERS ARE VICTORIOUS!!
The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Transfoamers.
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Phoenix (Jean Grey), Flamebird, Nightwing, Joseph, Red Lantern Jeff Houslander, Havok, Sheanna, and Sandworm #14.
The Transfoamers are Optimus Primal, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Dinobot, Tigatron, Airazor, Silverbolt, Savage/Noble, Nightscream, Depth Charge, Scuba, Big Horn, Big Convoy, and Blackarachnia.
Red Lantern Jeff Houslander knows he has very little time to spare when he begins to talking to his teammates out on the deep desert sands. "Listen up, I was just talking to my son in the locker room, he has always been big in to this "Dune" Crap. And if our sandworm is about to do what he claims it is going to do, than we better take to the air, and get the hell out of here". "I have always been near the mighty Shai Halud, and I have nothing to fear" exclaims Sheanna indignantly. "I tend to agree with you, but I am under strict orders to stay put and use my powers on what is certain to be an onslaught of metal bound creatures from The Transfoamers. I realize that this team is under new management, but I dare not question the orders given from the front office of The Horsemen of Apokolips. I may be new here but our team's tactics our legendary". Says Joseph. "Suit yourself Joe, but I am out of here and I tend to think that anybody that isn't with me is going to regret it" Jeff says in retort. Phoenix begins to take off, when Flamebird and Nightwing both offer a hand to the non-flying members of the squad. Havok says indignantly: "I am so sick of you fliers always acting like you are top-dog just because you can get away from a situation like a couple of sissies!! I am here to fight and that's exactly what I am going to do. I don't need your help". "And that is your choice mutant". Flamebird says as her, Nightwing, Phoenix, and Jeff Houslander take flight high above the Battlefield. Sheanna begins to say a prayer to Shai Halud: The Lord of the Desert, when two seperate rumbles approach the center of the battlefield. Wormsign appears to her North and heading that direction, when further North the entire Beast Wars Crew, led by Optimas Primal is heading South; fully prepared to do battle with The Horsemen; and creating an even larger tremor in the ground than the subtle wormsign. The Maximals stand firm as the dunes begin to quake and then begin to charge the hole as the massive Sandworm #14 exits straight up out of the sand. Optimus Primal orders The Maximals to scatter, but some are quicker and better in the desert setting than others. Nightscream, Savage, Depth Charge, and Scuba all die in the initial open-mouthed flop of the massive Arrakis-born Beast. As most of The Maximals regroup behind their leader Optimus Primal; Airazor, The female Peregrine Falcon and Silverbolt, the grey wolf golden eagle both instinctively transform and take to the air. Their actions were meant simply to evade the oncoming sandworm and were taken off guard when they are both blinded and pushed back by the power and heat of Phoenix. By the time they begin to gain their composure Flamebird and Nightwing have shot through their sparks like little flesh bullets. "Well that's just Prime" Optimus Primal says with a disgruntled hint of sarcasm. "it appears that the air isn't any safer than the sands". Sheanna stands firm on the ground as the mighty worm passes her by. Optimus Primal is confused by this, but decides that it is towards this human woman that he and his confused band of Beast Warriors should target their attack. But before they can they find themselves moving in the opposite direction all together. Joseph, the clone of Magneto has taken control of the entire bunched up Transfoamers squadron and is bringing them in close to himself. Joseph doesn't quite have the control over his powers that the original Magneto has, but his abilities are significant. He knows that if he can bring all of these massive robots in close to him that he can crush them in to one giant ball of scrap metal. He begins by pushing Tigatron and Cheetor together when the magnetic vibrations of his powers summon the great Shai Halud like no Fremen-devised thumper could ever dream of doing. The massive sandworm pops back out of the sand as The Horsemen front office had planned but this time Joseph has The Maximals nice and bunched up. Joseph dies along with his enemies but his actions kill Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, and Big Convoy. Thus making his FFL Debut quite a success. Optimus Primal and the rest of The Maximals break free of the magnetic hold and begin to open fire on Sandworm #14. "Focus on the center of the worm with everything you've got" Optimus screams to his troops. Sheanna begins to realize that at this point even she is not safe from the rampaging sand worm, while Havok realizes that his move to not get safe with the fliers may have been a bad one. Not that that stops Alex Summers from doing exactly what he said he would do in this battle. He uses his mutant powers to blast a massive hole in the center of Big Horn before Havok finds himself underneath the massive underbelly of his own teammate as well. The Maximals, led by Rhinox's "Chainguns of Doom" concentrate their super-advanced weaponry at the sandworm and actually manage to accomplish their goal. An undescribably intense smell of pungent cinammon fills the air as the insides of the massive sandworm spill on to the dunes. "Wow!! I can't believe they actually killed our sandworm" says Flamebird from high above the battle. "How does that make you feel Red Lantern"? Asks Jean Grey. "PISSED" Answers Red Lantern Jeff Houslander, as he and the rest of his flying teammates charge from the air against the energon-drained Maximals. Red Lantern Jeff Houslander's rage is peaked even further when he sees Rhinox turn his two Chainguns in the direction of Sheanna. Jeff Houslander spews red energy all over the Maximal Second in Command (Rhinox); while Phoenix engulfs Blackarachnia with her powers. Flamebird and Nightwing double team Optimas Primal by ripping The Maximal Leader's head clean off of his metal body. Only the Velociraptor named Dinobot remained. Red Lantern Jeff Houslander escorted the heartbroken Sheanna to safety, while Phoenix, Flamebird, and Nightwing finished off the last remaining Transfoamer.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!!
The Transfoamers are Optimus Primal, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Dinobot, Tigatron, Airazor, Silverbolt, Savage/Noble, Nightscream, Depth Charge, Scuba, Big Horn, Big Convoy, and Blackarachnia.
Red Lantern Jeff Houslander knows he has very little time to spare when he begins to talking to his teammates out on the deep desert sands. "Listen up, I was just talking to my son in the locker room, he has always been big in to this "Dune" Crap. And if our sandworm is about to do what he claims it is going to do, than we better take to the air, and get the hell out of here". "I have always been near the mighty Shai Halud, and I have nothing to fear" exclaims Sheanna indignantly. "I tend to agree with you, but I am under strict orders to stay put and use my powers on what is certain to be an onslaught of metal bound creatures from The Transfoamers. I realize that this team is under new management, but I dare not question the orders given from the front office of The Horsemen of Apokolips. I may be new here but our team's tactics our legendary". Says Joseph. "Suit yourself Joe, but I am out of here and I tend to think that anybody that isn't with me is going to regret it" Jeff says in retort. Phoenix begins to take off, when Flamebird and Nightwing both offer a hand to the non-flying members of the squad. Havok says indignantly: "I am so sick of you fliers always acting like you are top-dog just because you can get away from a situation like a couple of sissies!! I am here to fight and that's exactly what I am going to do. I don't need your help". "And that is your choice mutant". Flamebird says as her, Nightwing, Phoenix, and Jeff Houslander take flight high above the Battlefield. Sheanna begins to say a prayer to Shai Halud: The Lord of the Desert, when two seperate rumbles approach the center of the battlefield. Wormsign appears to her North and heading that direction, when further North the entire Beast Wars Crew, led by Optimas Primal is heading South; fully prepared to do battle with The Horsemen; and creating an even larger tremor in the ground than the subtle wormsign. The Maximals stand firm as the dunes begin to quake and then begin to charge the hole as the massive Sandworm #14 exits straight up out of the sand. Optimus Primal orders The Maximals to scatter, but some are quicker and better in the desert setting than others. Nightscream, Savage, Depth Charge, and Scuba all die in the initial open-mouthed flop of the massive Arrakis-born Beast. As most of The Maximals regroup behind their leader Optimus Primal; Airazor, The female Peregrine Falcon and Silverbolt, the grey wolf golden eagle both instinctively transform and take to the air. Their actions were meant simply to evade the oncoming sandworm and were taken off guard when they are both blinded and pushed back by the power and heat of Phoenix. By the time they begin to gain their composure Flamebird and Nightwing have shot through their sparks like little flesh bullets. "Well that's just Prime" Optimus Primal says with a disgruntled hint of sarcasm. "it appears that the air isn't any safer than the sands". Sheanna stands firm on the ground as the mighty worm passes her by. Optimus Primal is confused by this, but decides that it is towards this human woman that he and his confused band of Beast Warriors should target their attack. But before they can they find themselves moving in the opposite direction all together. Joseph, the clone of Magneto has taken control of the entire bunched up Transfoamers squadron and is bringing them in close to himself. Joseph doesn't quite have the control over his powers that the original Magneto has, but his abilities are significant. He knows that if he can bring all of these massive robots in close to him that he can crush them in to one giant ball of scrap metal. He begins by pushing Tigatron and Cheetor together when the magnetic vibrations of his powers summon the great Shai Halud like no Fremen-devised thumper could ever dream of doing. The massive sandworm pops back out of the sand as The Horsemen front office had planned but this time Joseph has The Maximals nice and bunched up. Joseph dies along with his enemies but his actions kill Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, and Big Convoy. Thus making his FFL Debut quite a success. Optimus Primal and the rest of The Maximals break free of the magnetic hold and begin to open fire on Sandworm #14. "Focus on the center of the worm with everything you've got" Optimus screams to his troops. Sheanna begins to realize that at this point even she is not safe from the rampaging sand worm, while Havok realizes that his move to not get safe with the fliers may have been a bad one. Not that that stops Alex Summers from doing exactly what he said he would do in this battle. He uses his mutant powers to blast a massive hole in the center of Big Horn before Havok finds himself underneath the massive underbelly of his own teammate as well. The Maximals, led by Rhinox's "Chainguns of Doom" concentrate their super-advanced weaponry at the sandworm and actually manage to accomplish their goal. An undescribably intense smell of pungent cinammon fills the air as the insides of the massive sandworm spill on to the dunes. "Wow!! I can't believe they actually killed our sandworm" says Flamebird from high above the battle. "How does that make you feel Red Lantern"? Asks Jean Grey. "PISSED" Answers Red Lantern Jeff Houslander, as he and the rest of his flying teammates charge from the air against the energon-drained Maximals. Red Lantern Jeff Houslander's rage is peaked even further when he sees Rhinox turn his two Chainguns in the direction of Sheanna. Jeff Houslander spews red energy all over the Maximal Second in Command (Rhinox); while Phoenix engulfs Blackarachnia with her powers. Flamebird and Nightwing double team Optimas Primal by ripping The Maximal Leader's head clean off of his metal body. Only the Velociraptor named Dinobot remained. Red Lantern Jeff Houslander escorted the heartbroken Sheanna to safety, while Phoenix, Flamebird, and Nightwing finished off the last remaining Transfoamer.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!!
Sunday, April 1, 2012
Season 5, Week 3. TEAM vs Xaviers Annihilation Squad.
TEAM is:
Justice League Alpha Starman, Kefka, Bomber Man, Wile E. Coyote, The Roadrunner, John Wayne, Sith Lord #7: Darth Cocky, Davtokk, Valkyrie #7, Zangler (Immell #13) w/Proton Pack, Junkeon #25, Junkeon #26, Hamblor, God of Hamburgers, Hamblor’s dog, Melkor, Duke Nukem, CS Goomba #1, CS Goomba #2, CS Goomba #3,CS Goomba #4, CS Goomba #5, CS Goomba #6
Xavier’s Annihilation Squad is:
Mumm-Ra, Paul Atreides, Sandman (marvel), Imhotep, Scorpion King, Rick O'Connell w/ blue lightsaber, Evie O'Connell w/crossbow, Golden Age Blue Beetle, Atreides soldier #20, Apollo (Authority), Dave Thomas in Hovercraft, Wendy Thomas in ornithopter, Ewok#50
The sands gently swirl and shift, the sun beats down relentlessly upon TEAM as they prepare for the fight.
Davtokk: “Good lord it’s...”
Hamblor: “YES?”
Davtokk: rolls his eyes: “Not you... anyway, I was saying it....”
Hamblor: “Oh Ok.”
Davtokk: “Can i PLEASE finish my sentence here?! … THANK YOU... Anyway i was Saying.. and do not interrupt me that it’s hot out here... ”
Duke Nukem: They’re not sticking to my legs because I’ve got, Balls of Steel....
The Entire rest of the TEAM roster in unison except for Hamblors dog who just whimpers: “Uggggh...”
Melkor: “Can we get on with this!? I am literally roasting in this armor, there is no shade out here and I’m wearing all black with black metal plates. it’s like I’m walking around wearing a crock pot over here... Is the bird back with our scouting report yet?!”
Zangler: “I see him over there! look at the dust cloud! Man he is booking!”
Wile E Coyote: *holds up a sign that says “I really don’t think that’s him...”
But nobody sees the sign because the dust cloud over takes the TEAM position quickly.
The sand storm rages, dropping them into inky blackness...
Melkor: “aahhh... darkness... god that’s so much bett...
Hamblor: “YES?”
Davtokk: “That’s IT! Wait till I can see again Hamblor... just wait! Everyone stay here until this passes.”
The sand storm rages on as TEAM hunkers down to wait till it passes.
Meanwhile Xavier’s Annihilation Squad is planning their attack... sort of.
Blue Beetle: Dude, Guys, I am so pumped about this... we’ve got this on lockdown. I mean look who’s here! We got Lowell up in the hizzouse!”
Atreides Soldier #20: “Dude... you’re confused.... this isn’t who you are thinking it is... but yeah I’m pumped too. I’m so thirsty, you gotta have some wine on you right Jack? Does Giamatti have it all or what? Where is he anyway?”
Sandman: “You idiots are infuriating, I know this multiverse thing is complicated but I have never heard of Lowell, and I most certainly was not friends with a “Giamatti” whatever that creature may be.”
Blue Beetle: “Oh come on! Wings?! Anybody?! Nobody here knows wings?!”
Atreides Soldier #20: “Hey guys... GUYS! Sandstorm!”
Sandman: “Can we all just focus!? Sand is not a problem here, trust me.”
Atreides Soldier #20: No... dudes... SANDSTORM! WOOOOOH!
The Annihilation crew hears the tunes pumping from the ornithopter and Hovercraft combo that was jamming by them at an incredible rate of speed.
Blue Beetle: “Alright! It’s the Thomases!”
The Fast Food Duo coordinate their run on the sandstorm in the distance.
Dave: “Wendy I’m coming up on this thing quick.. it’s almost like it’s coming right at me!”
Wendy: “Dad No that’s not the sandstorm that’s the...”
*Thump!*
Dave: “Holy crap! what was that?”
Wendy: “I’m pretty sure that was their scouting party... looked like a road runner... he’s roadkill now. Lets circle back and tell the crew that we’re clear to move.”
The Squad is given the word to launch their attack.
The battle is over swiftly, and the sheer combined power of the forces does not make for much of a stalemate.
The combined sand manipulation of Imhotep and The Sandman cover TEAM in a wall of crushing sand. Hamblor’s dog (a St. Bernard well suited to rescue duty) pulls John Wayne, Hamblor himself, and Starman out of the flood of sand that suddenly came crashing in on the team. the Junkeon's are crushed under the weight of the sand.
Duke Nukem managed to somehow use his boot to kick his way out of the sand pile and Melkor forced his way to the surface using sheer might.
John Wayne finds himself squaring off with a similarly rakish figure in Rick O’Connel. Unfortunatley for John, while they were staring eachother trying to decide who was more rugged Evie put a crossbow bolt through his neck just seconds before John collapsed from stomach cancer.
Starman and Duke get the jump on Evie and Rick and kill them both quickly. Hamblor swats Wendy Thomas out of the sky burying the smoking wreckage in the sand and his trusty companion treats Dave’s hovercraft like a rubber chew toy, putting an end to the Carl’s Jr. Vs Wendy’s debate that no one was having.
Duke: “Ahahaha that old fruit ate it big time and Wendy! maaaan, talk about getting sand in your va...”
But before he could finish another horrible joke the intensity of the battlefield kicked into high gear. Another cloud of sand generated by Sandman and Imhotep engulfs the remaining TEAM members.
Apollo, Fueled by the harsh and unrelenting sun decides to end this.
Apollo: “He Duke.. lets see if you can call someone else a fruit when i’ve got your “Balls of steel” jammed into your windpipe.
And with that, Apollo channels the solar energy into the dust cloud. burning it away and killing all of the TEAM members remaining except for Kefka.
Kefka transforms into a giant powerful being slaughtering many of the Squad’s number, Mumm-Ra, Golden Age Beetle, Ewok #50 falls after a valliant struggle against the god like psychopath.
Sandman is turned to glass by the magical force unleashed by Kefka’s Ultima attack. Imhotep also is caught in the crossfire and destroyed. Atreides Soldier #20 simply disintegrates.
Apollo: “Enough. I really do not have time for this...”
Apollo grabs the giant Keg of A1 Sauce from the neck of Hamblor’s now deceased dog and launches it at Kefka.
A sticky mess, Kefka laughs thinking it a joke, but he doesn’t realize Apollo is flying very closely behind the keg and slams fist first into his grinning face, flying out of the back of his head killing him instantly.
Justice League Alpha Starman, Kefka, Bomber Man, Wile E. Coyote, The Roadrunner, John Wayne, Sith Lord #7: Darth Cocky, Davtokk, Valkyrie #7, Zangler (Immell #13) w/Proton Pack, Junkeon #25, Junkeon #26, Hamblor, God of Hamburgers, Hamblor’s dog, Melkor, Duke Nukem, CS Goomba #1, CS Goomba #2, CS Goomba #3,CS Goomba #4, CS Goomba #5, CS Goomba #6
Xavier’s Annihilation Squad is:
Mumm-Ra, Paul Atreides, Sandman (marvel), Imhotep, Scorpion King, Rick O'Connell w/ blue lightsaber, Evie O'Connell w/crossbow, Golden Age Blue Beetle, Atreides soldier #20, Apollo (Authority), Dave Thomas in Hovercraft, Wendy Thomas in ornithopter, Ewok#50
The sands gently swirl and shift, the sun beats down relentlessly upon TEAM as they prepare for the fight.
Davtokk: “Good lord it’s...”
Hamblor: “YES?”
Davtokk: rolls his eyes: “Not you... anyway, I was saying it....”
Hamblor: “Oh Ok.”
Davtokk: “Can i PLEASE finish my sentence here?! … THANK YOU... Anyway i was Saying.. and do not interrupt me that it’s hot out here... ”
Duke Nukem: They’re not sticking to my legs because I’ve got, Balls of Steel....
The Entire rest of the TEAM roster in unison except for Hamblors dog who just whimpers: “Uggggh...”
Melkor: “Can we get on with this!? I am literally roasting in this armor, there is no shade out here and I’m wearing all black with black metal plates. it’s like I’m walking around wearing a crock pot over here... Is the bird back with our scouting report yet?!”
Zangler: “I see him over there! look at the dust cloud! Man he is booking!”
Wile E Coyote: *holds up a sign that says “I really don’t think that’s him...”
But nobody sees the sign because the dust cloud over takes the TEAM position quickly.
The sand storm rages, dropping them into inky blackness...
Melkor: “aahhh... darkness... god that’s so much bett...
Hamblor: “YES?”
Davtokk: “That’s IT! Wait till I can see again Hamblor... just wait! Everyone stay here until this passes.”
The sand storm rages on as TEAM hunkers down to wait till it passes.
Meanwhile Xavier’s Annihilation Squad is planning their attack... sort of.
Blue Beetle: Dude, Guys, I am so pumped about this... we’ve got this on lockdown. I mean look who’s here! We got Lowell up in the hizzouse!”
Atreides Soldier #20: “Dude... you’re confused.... this isn’t who you are thinking it is... but yeah I’m pumped too. I’m so thirsty, you gotta have some wine on you right Jack? Does Giamatti have it all or what? Where is he anyway?”
Sandman: “You idiots are infuriating, I know this multiverse thing is complicated but I have never heard of Lowell, and I most certainly was not friends with a “Giamatti” whatever that creature may be.”
Blue Beetle: “Oh come on! Wings?! Anybody?! Nobody here knows wings?!”
Atreides Soldier #20: “Hey guys... GUYS! Sandstorm!”
Sandman: “Can we all just focus!? Sand is not a problem here, trust me.”
Atreides Soldier #20: No... dudes... SANDSTORM! WOOOOOH!
The Annihilation crew hears the tunes pumping from the ornithopter and Hovercraft combo that was jamming by them at an incredible rate of speed.
Blue Beetle: “Alright! It’s the Thomases!”
The Fast Food Duo coordinate their run on the sandstorm in the distance.
Dave: “Wendy I’m coming up on this thing quick.. it’s almost like it’s coming right at me!”
Wendy: “Dad No that’s not the sandstorm that’s the...”
*Thump!*
Dave: “Holy crap! what was that?”
Wendy: “I’m pretty sure that was their scouting party... looked like a road runner... he’s roadkill now. Lets circle back and tell the crew that we’re clear to move.”
The Squad is given the word to launch their attack.
The battle is over swiftly, and the sheer combined power of the forces does not make for much of a stalemate.
The combined sand manipulation of Imhotep and The Sandman cover TEAM in a wall of crushing sand. Hamblor’s dog (a St. Bernard well suited to rescue duty) pulls John Wayne, Hamblor himself, and Starman out of the flood of sand that suddenly came crashing in on the team. the Junkeon's are crushed under the weight of the sand.
Duke Nukem managed to somehow use his boot to kick his way out of the sand pile and Melkor forced his way to the surface using sheer might.
John Wayne finds himself squaring off with a similarly rakish figure in Rick O’Connel. Unfortunatley for John, while they were staring eachother trying to decide who was more rugged Evie put a crossbow bolt through his neck just seconds before John collapsed from stomach cancer.
Starman and Duke get the jump on Evie and Rick and kill them both quickly. Hamblor swats Wendy Thomas out of the sky burying the smoking wreckage in the sand and his trusty companion treats Dave’s hovercraft like a rubber chew toy, putting an end to the Carl’s Jr. Vs Wendy’s debate that no one was having.
Duke: “Ahahaha that old fruit ate it big time and Wendy! maaaan, talk about getting sand in your va...”
But before he could finish another horrible joke the intensity of the battlefield kicked into high gear. Another cloud of sand generated by Sandman and Imhotep engulfs the remaining TEAM members.
Apollo, Fueled by the harsh and unrelenting sun decides to end this.
Apollo: “He Duke.. lets see if you can call someone else a fruit when i’ve got your “Balls of steel” jammed into your windpipe.
And with that, Apollo channels the solar energy into the dust cloud. burning it away and killing all of the TEAM members remaining except for Kefka.
Kefka transforms into a giant powerful being slaughtering many of the Squad’s number, Mumm-Ra, Golden Age Beetle, Ewok #50 falls after a valliant struggle against the god like psychopath.
Sandman is turned to glass by the magical force unleashed by Kefka’s Ultima attack. Imhotep also is caught in the crossfire and destroyed. Atreides Soldier #20 simply disintegrates.
Apollo: “Enough. I really do not have time for this...”
Apollo grabs the giant Keg of A1 Sauce from the neck of Hamblor’s now deceased dog and launches it at Kefka.
A sticky mess, Kefka laughs thinking it a joke, but he doesn’t realize Apollo is flying very closely behind the keg and slams fist first into his grinning face, flying out of the back of his head killing him instantly.
Season 5, Week 3: Tijuana Taco Benders vs. Logical Genocide
“I never put any form of meat in my mouth!”
-Darth Vegetariano
I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 5, Week 3 Match located in Desert. They are as follows:
Logical Genocide: Sandworms #11 and #12, Zombie General Zod, Az-Rel, Black Lantern Bryan Beckerman, Centerion #8 (Sue Yerazzov), Neo-Cymek #18 (Ed), Stryfe, Golden Army Soldiers #42 and #43.
Tijuana Taco Benders: Sand, Sandworms #9 and #13, Lavos, Sith Lord #18: Darth Barren, Sith Lord #19: Darth Vegetariano, Lady Deadpool, Cyber Force: Stryker, Cyblade, Ripclaw, Velocity, Ballistic, Heatwave and Impact and Buzz Lightyear and Woody.
Let the battle begin. . .
The monstrosities known as the Sandworms, specifically Sandworms #11 and 12 from Logical Genocide and #9 and 13 from the Benders immediately attack one another. Suffice it to say, the pieces of worms littering the sand are more than what one would see after the rains of Naboo. In the end, all Sandworms are decimated, leaving the remainder of the battle free from these Dune behemoths.
Sand uses his ability to control silica particles to create a disturbance around the combatants. Unfortunately for the Benders, a majority of LG’s team is impervious to the storm. Sand is quickly dispelled with by Stryfe.
Darth Barren ignites his lightsaber as he faces both Az-Rel and Zombie General Zod. Zombie General Zod flies toward Barren, who ducks out of the way and uses his lightsaber to slash Zod’s left arm off. Since Zod is a zombie, no pain ensues as he simply shrugs off this bodily loss.
Zod: I’m a righty anyway.
Zod flies at Barren again, enough to distract the Sith Lord. As Barren is focused on Zod, Az-Rel uses his heat vision to engulf Barren in flames. Zod uses his super speed to race around the Force wielder, barraging him with a battery of punches. Barren falls to his knees. Az-Rel then uses all of his strength to punch a hole through Barren’s chest. Az-Rel pulls out Barren’s heart. The Sith Lord falls to the sands below.
Black Lantern Bryan Beckerman (hereinafter “BL2B”) stands with Centerion #8 (Sue Yerazzov) since they are kindred-in-spirit. They watch as Golden Army Soldiers #42 and 43 battle the entire Cyberforce. Cyblade throws her blades of energy at Golden Army Soldier (hereinafter “GAS”) #42, who simply shrugs off the blows. Ballistic uses her marksmanship skills to fire
at the center of GAS #43’s head with her weapons. She, like Cyblade, is unsuccessful in her attempts to defeat the GAS force. GAS #42 and 43 slowly approach the two while they withstand the storms of weaponry unleashed upon them. GAS #42 grabs Cyblade and GAS #43 reaches Ballistic; the Cyberforce members boldly face their fates before the statuary.
The GAS duo approaches the remaining Cyberforce members. As they are about to decimate the Bender teammates, Stryker notices Woody being held by Buzz Lightyear. The two Toy Story mates are above BL2B and Sue Yerazzov. The two are pointing to the crown on Sue’s head.
Stryker sends Velocity to take the crown. Before Velocity can reach the two, Neo-Cymek-Ed reaches out and manages to catch Velocity’s leg. The force of Velocity running met by the strength of Ed causes Velocity to lose her left leg. The blood spouts from her groin.
BL2B: Damn!!! It isn’t even her time of the month yet and she’s bleeding like a stuck
pig!
Neo-Cymek-Ed grabs Velocity by the head and crushes her skull. Meanwhile, BL2B notices the toys above Yerazzov and himself.
BL2B: You aren’t worth anything to me if you aren’t mint in a carded box!!!
BL2B destroys the duo.
In response to seeing their teammates being decimated, Heatwave uses the full solar power of the desert to create an extreme plasma burst, which she sends at Yerazzov. Yerazzov is struck and both she and her crown (which has been controlling the GAS duo) are melted into a burst of flames. Since the crown is destroyed, so are the GAS. GAS #42 and GAS #43 are done.
Ed the Neo-Cymek battles the remaining Cyberforce members. Although the Neo-Cymek is eventually destroyed, he takes Stryker, Heatwave and Impact with him.
Darth Vegetariano battles Stryfe; the force wielder against the superhuman telekinetic. Stryfe’s armor manages to deflect most of the blows that Darth Vegetariano deals. Lady Deadpool and Lavos come to assist their Sith teammate. Stryfe manages to kill Lady Deadpool, but succumbs to the lethal combination of Lavos and Vegetariano. Lavos is pounced upon by Zod and Az-Rel. Lavos is eventually killed, as is Ripclaw, by the Kryptonian duo.
Darth Vegetariano is battered and on his knees. The Dark Side flows through the Sith Lord, allowing him to attempt and stand up. Zod and Az-Rel remedy this situation and push him back down. BL2B stands before the kneeling DV. Vegetariano looks up at BL2B. BL2B moves like he is unzipping his fly.
BL2B: I know you don’t like meat, but you haven’t tried Kosher. . .
BL2B laughs maniacally and then shrugs as he notices that he has no zipper on his costume. He approaches the downtrodden Vegetariano. He kneels next to the Sith and slips his face close to Vegetariano’s mug. He whispers to him.
BL2B (using his ring’s essence to enter into Vegetariano’s rectum): This is what some on the wrestling team call the “shocker.” I call it the “Radish Rip.”
DV screams as he is entered.
BL2B: And this is what some call the “Fister.” I call it the “Banana Blowback.”
DV screams even louder.
BL2B: I wish my friend didn’t have to go out of town; he’d love to have seen this. . . and
now for the “Endive Explosion.”
DV is ripped apart from the inside out. DV’s body parts litter the sands.
-Darth Vegetariano
I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 5, Week 3 Match located in Desert. They are as follows:
Logical Genocide: Sandworms #11 and #12, Zombie General Zod, Az-Rel, Black Lantern Bryan Beckerman, Centerion #8 (Sue Yerazzov), Neo-Cymek #18 (Ed), Stryfe, Golden Army Soldiers #42 and #43.
Tijuana Taco Benders: Sand, Sandworms #9 and #13, Lavos, Sith Lord #18: Darth Barren, Sith Lord #19: Darth Vegetariano, Lady Deadpool, Cyber Force: Stryker, Cyblade, Ripclaw, Velocity, Ballistic, Heatwave and Impact and Buzz Lightyear and Woody.
Let the battle begin. . .
The monstrosities known as the Sandworms, specifically Sandworms #11 and 12 from Logical Genocide and #9 and 13 from the Benders immediately attack one another. Suffice it to say, the pieces of worms littering the sand are more than what one would see after the rains of Naboo. In the end, all Sandworms are decimated, leaving the remainder of the battle free from these Dune behemoths.
Sand uses his ability to control silica particles to create a disturbance around the combatants. Unfortunately for the Benders, a majority of LG’s team is impervious to the storm. Sand is quickly dispelled with by Stryfe.
Darth Barren ignites his lightsaber as he faces both Az-Rel and Zombie General Zod. Zombie General Zod flies toward Barren, who ducks out of the way and uses his lightsaber to slash Zod’s left arm off. Since Zod is a zombie, no pain ensues as he simply shrugs off this bodily loss.
Zod: I’m a righty anyway.
Zod flies at Barren again, enough to distract the Sith Lord. As Barren is focused on Zod, Az-Rel uses his heat vision to engulf Barren in flames. Zod uses his super speed to race around the Force wielder, barraging him with a battery of punches. Barren falls to his knees. Az-Rel then uses all of his strength to punch a hole through Barren’s chest. Az-Rel pulls out Barren’s heart. The Sith Lord falls to the sands below.
Black Lantern Bryan Beckerman (hereinafter “BL2B”) stands with Centerion #8 (Sue Yerazzov) since they are kindred-in-spirit. They watch as Golden Army Soldiers #42 and 43 battle the entire Cyberforce. Cyblade throws her blades of energy at Golden Army Soldier (hereinafter “GAS”) #42, who simply shrugs off the blows. Ballistic uses her marksmanship skills to fire
at the center of GAS #43’s head with her weapons. She, like Cyblade, is unsuccessful in her attempts to defeat the GAS force. GAS #42 and 43 slowly approach the two while they withstand the storms of weaponry unleashed upon them. GAS #42 grabs Cyblade and GAS #43 reaches Ballistic; the Cyberforce members boldly face their fates before the statuary.
The GAS duo approaches the remaining Cyberforce members. As they are about to decimate the Bender teammates, Stryker notices Woody being held by Buzz Lightyear. The two Toy Story mates are above BL2B and Sue Yerazzov. The two are pointing to the crown on Sue’s head.
Stryker sends Velocity to take the crown. Before Velocity can reach the two, Neo-Cymek-Ed reaches out and manages to catch Velocity’s leg. The force of Velocity running met by the strength of Ed causes Velocity to lose her left leg. The blood spouts from her groin.
BL2B: Damn!!! It isn’t even her time of the month yet and she’s bleeding like a stuck
pig!
Neo-Cymek-Ed grabs Velocity by the head and crushes her skull. Meanwhile, BL2B notices the toys above Yerazzov and himself.
BL2B: You aren’t worth anything to me if you aren’t mint in a carded box!!!
BL2B destroys the duo.
In response to seeing their teammates being decimated, Heatwave uses the full solar power of the desert to create an extreme plasma burst, which she sends at Yerazzov. Yerazzov is struck and both she and her crown (which has been controlling the GAS duo) are melted into a burst of flames. Since the crown is destroyed, so are the GAS. GAS #42 and GAS #43 are done.
Ed the Neo-Cymek battles the remaining Cyberforce members. Although the Neo-Cymek is eventually destroyed, he takes Stryker, Heatwave and Impact with him.
Darth Vegetariano battles Stryfe; the force wielder against the superhuman telekinetic. Stryfe’s armor manages to deflect most of the blows that Darth Vegetariano deals. Lady Deadpool and Lavos come to assist their Sith teammate. Stryfe manages to kill Lady Deadpool, but succumbs to the lethal combination of Lavos and Vegetariano. Lavos is pounced upon by Zod and Az-Rel. Lavos is eventually killed, as is Ripclaw, by the Kryptonian duo.
Darth Vegetariano is battered and on his knees. The Dark Side flows through the Sith Lord, allowing him to attempt and stand up. Zod and Az-Rel remedy this situation and push him back down. BL2B stands before the kneeling DV. Vegetariano looks up at BL2B. BL2B moves like he is unzipping his fly.
BL2B: I know you don’t like meat, but you haven’t tried Kosher. . .
BL2B laughs maniacally and then shrugs as he notices that he has no zipper on his costume. He approaches the downtrodden Vegetariano. He kneels next to the Sith and slips his face close to Vegetariano’s mug. He whispers to him.
BL2B (using his ring’s essence to enter into Vegetariano’s rectum): This is what some on the wrestling team call the “shocker.” I call it the “Radish Rip.”
DV screams as he is entered.
BL2B: And this is what some call the “Fister.” I call it the “Banana Blowback.”
DV screams even louder.
BL2B: I wish my friend didn’t have to go out of town; he’d love to have seen this. . . and
now for the “Endive Explosion.”
DV is ripped apart from the inside out. DV’s body parts litter the sands.
Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyaatches Vs Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve
Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyaatches are: Gladiator Voltron (#1-5), Soranik Natu, Chaos King, Zombie Abomination, Pre-suit Darth Vader, Matt Oblak (Mandalorian Armor, Green and Blue Lightsabers), Dr. Teresa Oblak (Blue and Green Lightsabers)
Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are: Fremen #1, Anti-Monitor, The Serpent
The Worthy: Skadi: Herald of the Serpent (Merged w/ Shao Khan via hammer)
Nul: Breaker of Worlds (Merged w/ Beast Wars Megatron via hammer)
Angir: Breaker of Souls (Merged w/ Beast Man via hammer)
Greithoth: Breaker of Wills (Merged w/Marv via hammer)
Both teams are dropped about a mile apart. Fremen#1 disappears once he steps foot on the sand. The Voltrons take to the sky to scout for enemies. Soranik Natu incases herself and pre suit Vader in a force field . They two take to the sky’s to scout. Chaos king seems to disappear into a different realm. That may be cheating but I don’t make the rules, that’s just what I saw. Zombie Abomination must have no recollection of his previous life cause he’s just sitting on the ground using his own pee to make sand castles.
Gladiator Voltron # 4 detects life forms just Below him.
Voltron#:4 Guys I just spotted a barrel of fish. I can‘t resist, should only be about 5 min ill catch up with you.
Gladiator Voltron#1: Rodger, Rodger.
Gladiator Voltron#:4 Fly’s down and lands right on top of his target. His suit still shows signs of life, worried his suit has malfunctioning he runs some diagnostic tests. That’s when Dr. Teresa Oblak and her Husband Matthew Oblak Bust from the sand and slash the Robot, zord, or whatever you call it to pieces. The carnage doesn’t stop there, The Oblaks storm the zords control room and massacre all the surviving operators
They embrace each other and Teresa says “ we make the best team”. Matt frowns and say’s I know and that’s why this is so hard. Before Teresa has a chance to respond, Matt presses his light saber against her liver and turns its on.
Teresa: Bbabaaaby WWHHWHY.
Matt Oblak: You know I love you, but I am 0-2. I just can’t lose this week, Trust me, it will all be worth it when I bring home the trophy, I’ll even let you touch it, LOVE YOU! STABE STABE STABE
Zombie Abomination gets a whiff of the fresh blood and race’s towards it at supper human speeds Just as it looks like he s going to get a two for one deal, Matt Oblak spin’s in just enough time to use his light sabers to scissor the top of Zombie Abomination’s head killing him instantly.
Gladiator Voltron#1 has spotted The Serpent and his worthy. He calls for his comrades to report to his location, but only 2 arrive.
Gladiator Voltron:1: What the hell happened to the others?
Gladiator Voltron:3: Well 5 just disappeared, and 4 got hacked to pieces.
Gladiator Voltron:1: Forget that right now we need to think about surviving, well bury them later. Right now we need to take these a**holes out. I am pretty sure we can still form Voltron with just the three of us.
MEANWHIALE………
Fear-Itself is at the base of a sand dune discussing tactics….When all of a sudden then they hear a loud noise and are crushed by the dune. It doesn’t take long for the Asgardians to bash their way out of the sand.Standing there is A giant six armed robot. Voltron gives them the bring it signal with all six hands. Big mistake. As the “worthy” gets a hold of them and smash the remaining Gladiator Voltrons to bit’s. Seeing his oportunity the Chaos king makes this move barreling towards The Serpent and his worthy. Before he get close enough for the Asgardians to notice him, Anti-Matter snatches him out of thin air. The Chaos kings is desperately trying to escape.
Anti-Matter : MMMMMHHHHH I‘ve never had Entity before.
Anti- Matter quickly sucks all of the energy out of the Chaos king
Anti-Matter: BEEELLLLLCCCCHHHHH!
Soranik Natu: Matt we need to find vader if we are going to have any chance at surviving.
Matt Oblak: Don’t worry everything will be over soon.
As Soranik Natu turns Anti-Matter steps on her as is he were putting out a cigarette.
All members of the Kennelz gather round as Matt Oblak Kneels down, removes his armor, and the uses his light saber to commit seppuku. Fremen #1 aids him.
Fremen#1: It was a good death.
Just as the Backyardigans enter their Locker room they are immediately confronted by the charred mostly dismembered body of Pre-Suit Darth Vader. He was still hooked up to a car batter . It Appears to be a message from the Kennelz
Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are: Fremen #1, Anti-Monitor, The Serpent
The Worthy: Skadi: Herald of the Serpent (Merged w/ Shao Khan via hammer)
Nul: Breaker of Worlds (Merged w/ Beast Wars Megatron via hammer)
Angir: Breaker of Souls (Merged w/ Beast Man via hammer)
Greithoth: Breaker of Wills (Merged w/Marv via hammer)
Both teams are dropped about a mile apart. Fremen#1 disappears once he steps foot on the sand. The Voltrons take to the sky to scout for enemies. Soranik Natu incases herself and pre suit Vader in a force field . They two take to the sky’s to scout. Chaos king seems to disappear into a different realm. That may be cheating but I don’t make the rules, that’s just what I saw. Zombie Abomination must have no recollection of his previous life cause he’s just sitting on the ground using his own pee to make sand castles.
Gladiator Voltron # 4 detects life forms just Below him.
Voltron#:4 Guys I just spotted a barrel of fish. I can‘t resist, should only be about 5 min ill catch up with you.
Gladiator Voltron#1: Rodger, Rodger.
Gladiator Voltron#:4 Fly’s down and lands right on top of his target. His suit still shows signs of life, worried his suit has malfunctioning he runs some diagnostic tests. That’s when Dr. Teresa Oblak and her Husband Matthew Oblak Bust from the sand and slash the Robot, zord, or whatever you call it to pieces. The carnage doesn’t stop there, The Oblaks storm the zords control room and massacre all the surviving operators
They embrace each other and Teresa says “ we make the best team”. Matt frowns and say’s I know and that’s why this is so hard. Before Teresa has a chance to respond, Matt presses his light saber against her liver and turns its on.
Teresa: Bbabaaaby WWHHWHY.
Matt Oblak: You know I love you, but I am 0-2. I just can’t lose this week, Trust me, it will all be worth it when I bring home the trophy, I’ll even let you touch it, LOVE YOU! STABE STABE STABE
Zombie Abomination gets a whiff of the fresh blood and race’s towards it at supper human speeds Just as it looks like he s going to get a two for one deal, Matt Oblak spin’s in just enough time to use his light sabers to scissor the top of Zombie Abomination’s head killing him instantly.
Gladiator Voltron#1 has spotted The Serpent and his worthy. He calls for his comrades to report to his location, but only 2 arrive.
Gladiator Voltron:1: What the hell happened to the others?
Gladiator Voltron:3: Well 5 just disappeared, and 4 got hacked to pieces.
Gladiator Voltron:1: Forget that right now we need to think about surviving, well bury them later. Right now we need to take these a**holes out. I am pretty sure we can still form Voltron with just the three of us.
MEANWHIALE………
Fear-Itself is at the base of a sand dune discussing tactics….When all of a sudden then they hear a loud noise and are crushed by the dune. It doesn’t take long for the Asgardians to bash their way out of the sand.Standing there is A giant six armed robot. Voltron gives them the bring it signal with all six hands. Big mistake. As the “worthy” gets a hold of them and smash the remaining Gladiator Voltrons to bit’s. Seeing his oportunity the Chaos king makes this move barreling towards The Serpent and his worthy. Before he get close enough for the Asgardians to notice him, Anti-Matter snatches him out of thin air. The Chaos kings is desperately trying to escape.
Anti-Matter : MMMMMHHHHH I‘ve never had Entity before.
Anti- Matter quickly sucks all of the energy out of the Chaos king
Anti-Matter: BEEELLLLLCCCCHHHHH!
Soranik Natu: Matt we need to find vader if we are going to have any chance at surviving.
Matt Oblak: Don’t worry everything will be over soon.
As Soranik Natu turns Anti-Matter steps on her as is he were putting out a cigarette.
All members of the Kennelz gather round as Matt Oblak Kneels down, removes his armor, and the uses his light saber to commit seppuku. Fremen #1 aids him.
Fremen#1: It was a good death.
Just as the Backyardigans enter their Locker room they are immediately confronted by the charred mostly dismembered body of Pre-Suit Darth Vader. He was still hooked up to a car batter . It Appears to be a message from the Kennelz
Season Five, Week Three: The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs Miley Cyrus and President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets is: The Phoenix Force, Stilgar, Bat-Mite, Durge, Azazel, Dr. Liet Kynes, Dr. Pardot Kynes, Dr. Liet Kynes Ghola, Fremen #52-56, and Doozer #8.
Miley and Barack’s Commandos are: Earth 2 Superman, Optimus Prime (Orion Pax), Katniss Everdeen w/Green Lantern ring, White Lantern Deadman, Star Sapphire Fatality, Surtur, Heimdall, and The Captain (Immell #5) w/Captain America's Shield.
The sun begins to set as Heimdall, ever patient, sets his gaze upon the sprawling horizon as the dry desert air whips across the arid land. Quietly he waits upon a rock formation for the oncoming battle to which he already knows the outcome of. Katniss Everdeen flies up to him, courtesy of the Green Lantern Ring that chose her after the passing of her teammate, Taa, in last season’s playoffs. She’s hoping to gains some insight about today’s match from him.
“Heimdall, the look on your face?” says Katniss to her Asgardian teammate. “I know this pain. Why do you lock yourself up in these chains?”
The vigilant protector of the Bifrost Bridge slowly turns his attention to the teenager and calmly speaks, “No one can change your life except for you. Don’t ever let anyone step all over you.”
Filled with emotion, the green aura surrounding Katniss glows brighter in the fading sun’s light. “Heimdall, just open your heart and your mind. Is it really fair to feel this way inside?”
“Young Katniss,” Heimdall bellows with his smooth baritone voice, “Some day, somebody’s going to make you want to turn around and say goodbye. Until then baby are you going to let them hold you down and make you cry?”
Shocked by Heimdall’s bluntness and cold response, Katniss replies, “Don’t you know? Don’t you know things can change? Things will go our way if we just hold on for one more day. Can you hold on for one more day?”
Heimdall then drops to one knee and grunts in pain as he puts his hand to his head. “Unngggh. Katniss…. I feel strange.”
“I know that there is pain, Heimdall,” she replies. “But you hold on for one more day and break free the chains.”
“Hahahaha that was classic guys,” laughs Bat-Mite who appears out of thin air right behind Heimdall’s shoulder. “I can’t believe I was able to get you two to hold an entire conversation by using only lyrics from the phenomenal song “Hold On” by Wilson Phillips. Seriously, I’m crying from laughing so hard.”
The Asgardian’s grip on his sword tightens as his eyes burn with rage from such an invasion of his mind. Heimdall whips around and tries to remove Bat-Mite’s annoyingly big head from his annoyingly tiny frame, but the Imp from the 5th Dimension disappears just a quickly as he arrived. However Heimdall’s thirst for battle is soon quenched as Azazel teleports in with Durge, Doozer #8, the Kynes trio, Stilgar and his team of Fremen. Katniss flies up into the air and creates a green energy bow along with a quiver full of arrows. She quickly fires off several arrows, but the Fremen easily evade them. The rest of the Commandos led by Earth 2 Superman and Optimus Prime, rush in to aid their outnumbered comrades. The now cold night sky is filled with sand and dust that is being violently kicked up by the ferocious battle. Star Sapphire Fatality flies in and overwhelms Durge with a massive blast of violet energy, leaving nothing behind but a charred helmet.
Several puffs of red and black brimstone smoke surround The Captain, as he finds himself quickly on defense from Azazel’s dual sabers attack. The demonic mutant swipes furiously at the genetically spliced clone of Capt. Steve Rogers and Steve Yzerman, but The Captain blocks every blow with Captain America’s shield, a weapon that was bequeathed to him last season when the First Avenger fell in battle. The Immell is no match for the nearly immortal demon, as Azazel tires of this contest, grabs a hold of Steve’s shield, teleports it away and then reappears, driving both sabers into his opponent’s chest. Azazel then teleports away in attempts to ambush Heimdall. However this attack does not go quite as easily. Heimdall is fully aware of this attempt and readies his sword. The moment Azazel reappears, the Asgardian swings his mighty sword and cleaves Azazel in two. The red and black brimstone whisks through the air as Heimdall finishes through with his swing. The two halves of the Evil Midgets member tumble across the desert floor as the Dune squad advances their attack on the Commandos’ Lantern trio.
Stilgar and the Fremen fluidly move through the desert, completely at home in this terrain as they continue to evade the ring wielders’ energy blasts. Dr. Liet Kynes, his Ghola and Dr. Pardot Kynes triple team White Lantern Deadman as Stilgar and his Fremen attack Katniss and Fatality. Fremen #54 is taken out by several well placed green energy arrows as Fremen #52 and #56 are downed by Fatality’s more straight forward violet energy blasts. Stilgar flanks to the left and quickly ascend up to the top of a jagged rock that is jutting out of the sand. He silently leaps off of it as Fremen #55 is fending off Fatality. Stilgar, draws his crysknife from its sheath and plunges it deep into the back of Fatality. They both fall to the ground as Stilgar stands up victorious over Fatality and sending her to the Graveyard. Her Star Sapphire ring removes itself from her fingers and flies back to the Commandos locker room, where it will find itself and new wielder. Katniss takes careful aim and fires a double arrow shot which manages to take out both remaining Fremen as White Lantern Deadman now finds himself on the business end of a four on one, as Stilgar joins his close friends, the Kynes. But there is increasing rumble that shakes the desert ground. Dr. Liet Kynes Ghola is then eradicated from a power blast as Optimus Prime rolls in, transforms and lands with a purposeful thud, driving a plume of sand into the air in all directions. And crushing Doozer #8 in the process, a happy accident for the Commandos co-captain in this endeavor. Bat-Mite reappears again to lend a hand as the Dune trio now find themselves out gunned. Bat-Mite fires a magical bolt at Optimus, but it’s blocked by Heimdall’s sword. Heimdall then uses his sword to unleash the blue flame from countless cosmic suns. Unprepared for such a retaliation, bat-mite is caught by surprise and is destroyed by it.
There is a rush of air that whips over the desert as Earth Two Superman swoops in and takes out the father-son duo of Dr. Pardot Kynes and Dr. Liet Kynes. Stilgar now valiantly stands alone as he sees his chances of survival dwindle to the point of nothingness as the thousand foot tall behemoth, Surtur finally arrives. Defiantly until the end, Stilgar lunges towards Katniss, but is blocked by White Lantern Deadman. Katniss then fires green energy arrow after green energy arrow in Stilgar until he finally falls to the desert ground.
The members of the Commandos look to congratulate each other on a well fought, yet dominating performance, but Kal-L sees a look of despair in the eyes of Heimdall.
“This is far from over,” Heimdall boldly says to the rest of the team. The night sky then begins to brighten. “It is coming. And it’s coming to end us all.”
“What’s coming?” asks Katniss.
Heimdall looks up to the sky and says, “The Phoenix Force.”
And just as the Asgardian speaks those words, the cosmic entity makes its presence known and certainly felt. The Phoenix Force screeches through the sky and without even slowing down, completely and utterly annihilates Surtur. Optimus Prime looks at Earth Two Superman as they both know what must be done. Prime opens his chest up and pulls the Autobot Matrix of Leadership out. Earth Two Superman then uses is incredible strength to perform the world’s most unbelievable “Fastball Special.” Optimus soars through the air on a direct collision course with the Phoenix. He pulls the Matrix open and unleashes its full power. Heimdall takes aim with his sword and fires a joining shot as Katniss and White Lantern Deadman fly in to flank Optimus. Earth Two Superman leaps into the air and flies in as well to aid against this insurmountable attack. The Phoenix Force shrieks as the five different energy sources slam into it. But the cosmic entity continues to scorch the night sky and everything in its path. There is then a massive explosion that is so hot the desert sand is literally melted into sheet of glass. Earth Two Superman’s unconscious body falls from the heavens and impacts the ground with such force, the glass shatters through out the battlefield. Though unconscious, Kal-L miraculously manages to survive the near extinction of his team in what was once appeared to be an easy victory for the Commandos.
Miley and Barack’s Commandos are: Earth 2 Superman, Optimus Prime (Orion Pax), Katniss Everdeen w/Green Lantern ring, White Lantern Deadman, Star Sapphire Fatality, Surtur, Heimdall, and The Captain (Immell #5) w/Captain America's Shield.
The sun begins to set as Heimdall, ever patient, sets his gaze upon the sprawling horizon as the dry desert air whips across the arid land. Quietly he waits upon a rock formation for the oncoming battle to which he already knows the outcome of. Katniss Everdeen flies up to him, courtesy of the Green Lantern Ring that chose her after the passing of her teammate, Taa, in last season’s playoffs. She’s hoping to gains some insight about today’s match from him.
“Heimdall, the look on your face?” says Katniss to her Asgardian teammate. “I know this pain. Why do you lock yourself up in these chains?”
The vigilant protector of the Bifrost Bridge slowly turns his attention to the teenager and calmly speaks, “No one can change your life except for you. Don’t ever let anyone step all over you.”
Filled with emotion, the green aura surrounding Katniss glows brighter in the fading sun’s light. “Heimdall, just open your heart and your mind. Is it really fair to feel this way inside?”
“Young Katniss,” Heimdall bellows with his smooth baritone voice, “Some day, somebody’s going to make you want to turn around and say goodbye. Until then baby are you going to let them hold you down and make you cry?”
Shocked by Heimdall’s bluntness and cold response, Katniss replies, “Don’t you know? Don’t you know things can change? Things will go our way if we just hold on for one more day. Can you hold on for one more day?”
Heimdall then drops to one knee and grunts in pain as he puts his hand to his head. “Unngggh. Katniss…. I feel strange.”
“I know that there is pain, Heimdall,” she replies. “But you hold on for one more day and break free the chains.”
“Hahahaha that was classic guys,” laughs Bat-Mite who appears out of thin air right behind Heimdall’s shoulder. “I can’t believe I was able to get you two to hold an entire conversation by using only lyrics from the phenomenal song “Hold On” by Wilson Phillips. Seriously, I’m crying from laughing so hard.”
The Asgardian’s grip on his sword tightens as his eyes burn with rage from such an invasion of his mind. Heimdall whips around and tries to remove Bat-Mite’s annoyingly big head from his annoyingly tiny frame, but the Imp from the 5th Dimension disappears just a quickly as he arrived. However Heimdall’s thirst for battle is soon quenched as Azazel teleports in with Durge, Doozer #8, the Kynes trio, Stilgar and his team of Fremen. Katniss flies up into the air and creates a green energy bow along with a quiver full of arrows. She quickly fires off several arrows, but the Fremen easily evade them. The rest of the Commandos led by Earth 2 Superman and Optimus Prime, rush in to aid their outnumbered comrades. The now cold night sky is filled with sand and dust that is being violently kicked up by the ferocious battle. Star Sapphire Fatality flies in and overwhelms Durge with a massive blast of violet energy, leaving nothing behind but a charred helmet.
Several puffs of red and black brimstone smoke surround The Captain, as he finds himself quickly on defense from Azazel’s dual sabers attack. The demonic mutant swipes furiously at the genetically spliced clone of Capt. Steve Rogers and Steve Yzerman, but The Captain blocks every blow with Captain America’s shield, a weapon that was bequeathed to him last season when the First Avenger fell in battle. The Immell is no match for the nearly immortal demon, as Azazel tires of this contest, grabs a hold of Steve’s shield, teleports it away and then reappears, driving both sabers into his opponent’s chest. Azazel then teleports away in attempts to ambush Heimdall. However this attack does not go quite as easily. Heimdall is fully aware of this attempt and readies his sword. The moment Azazel reappears, the Asgardian swings his mighty sword and cleaves Azazel in two. The red and black brimstone whisks through the air as Heimdall finishes through with his swing. The two halves of the Evil Midgets member tumble across the desert floor as the Dune squad advances their attack on the Commandos’ Lantern trio.
Stilgar and the Fremen fluidly move through the desert, completely at home in this terrain as they continue to evade the ring wielders’ energy blasts. Dr. Liet Kynes, his Ghola and Dr. Pardot Kynes triple team White Lantern Deadman as Stilgar and his Fremen attack Katniss and Fatality. Fremen #54 is taken out by several well placed green energy arrows as Fremen #52 and #56 are downed by Fatality’s more straight forward violet energy blasts. Stilgar flanks to the left and quickly ascend up to the top of a jagged rock that is jutting out of the sand. He silently leaps off of it as Fremen #55 is fending off Fatality. Stilgar, draws his crysknife from its sheath and plunges it deep into the back of Fatality. They both fall to the ground as Stilgar stands up victorious over Fatality and sending her to the Graveyard. Her Star Sapphire ring removes itself from her fingers and flies back to the Commandos locker room, where it will find itself and new wielder. Katniss takes careful aim and fires a double arrow shot which manages to take out both remaining Fremen as White Lantern Deadman now finds himself on the business end of a four on one, as Stilgar joins his close friends, the Kynes. But there is increasing rumble that shakes the desert ground. Dr. Liet Kynes Ghola is then eradicated from a power blast as Optimus Prime rolls in, transforms and lands with a purposeful thud, driving a plume of sand into the air in all directions. And crushing Doozer #8 in the process, a happy accident for the Commandos co-captain in this endeavor. Bat-Mite reappears again to lend a hand as the Dune trio now find themselves out gunned. Bat-Mite fires a magical bolt at Optimus, but it’s blocked by Heimdall’s sword. Heimdall then uses his sword to unleash the blue flame from countless cosmic suns. Unprepared for such a retaliation, bat-mite is caught by surprise and is destroyed by it.
There is a rush of air that whips over the desert as Earth Two Superman swoops in and takes out the father-son duo of Dr. Pardot Kynes and Dr. Liet Kynes. Stilgar now valiantly stands alone as he sees his chances of survival dwindle to the point of nothingness as the thousand foot tall behemoth, Surtur finally arrives. Defiantly until the end, Stilgar lunges towards Katniss, but is blocked by White Lantern Deadman. Katniss then fires green energy arrow after green energy arrow in Stilgar until he finally falls to the desert ground.
The members of the Commandos look to congratulate each other on a well fought, yet dominating performance, but Kal-L sees a look of despair in the eyes of Heimdall.
“This is far from over,” Heimdall boldly says to the rest of the team. The night sky then begins to brighten. “It is coming. And it’s coming to end us all.”
“What’s coming?” asks Katniss.
Heimdall looks up to the sky and says, “The Phoenix Force.”
And just as the Asgardian speaks those words, the cosmic entity makes its presence known and certainly felt. The Phoenix Force screeches through the sky and without even slowing down, completely and utterly annihilates Surtur. Optimus Prime looks at Earth Two Superman as they both know what must be done. Prime opens his chest up and pulls the Autobot Matrix of Leadership out. Earth Two Superman then uses is incredible strength to perform the world’s most unbelievable “Fastball Special.” Optimus soars through the air on a direct collision course with the Phoenix. He pulls the Matrix open and unleashes its full power. Heimdall takes aim with his sword and fires a joining shot as Katniss and White Lantern Deadman fly in to flank Optimus. Earth Two Superman leaps into the air and flies in as well to aid against this insurmountable attack. The Phoenix Force shrieks as the five different energy sources slam into it. But the cosmic entity continues to scorch the night sky and everything in its path. There is then a massive explosion that is so hot the desert sand is literally melted into sheet of glass. Earth Two Superman’s unconscious body falls from the heavens and impacts the ground with such force, the glass shatters through out the battlefield. Though unconscious, Kal-L miraculously manages to survive the near extinction of his team in what was once appeared to be an easy victory for the Commandos.
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