Mandatory Royal Rumble Match!

Setting: Madison Square Garden
Entrants: 2 from each team and 4 from the waiver wire. (40 total)
Points: 20 (single character), 30 (combined total for both characters)
Prize: Blackbird-1 (X-Men Jet)
Runner-Up Prize: Millennium Chowder (Josh’s Daytona Pacifica)
Most Eliminations Prize: General Grievous’s Wheel Bike

Yep... This is a mandatory match.

Before the match begins, the contestants draw spots in the Rumble. The match consists of forty participants, beginning with the two characters who chose entry numbers one and two in the ring. At regular timed intervals, one of the remaining 38 characters enters the ring via teleportation. Participants must eliminate (i.e. kill) all other opponents, and the winner of the event is the last character remaining after all others have been eliminated. The ring will be surrounded by a moat of lava.

There are limits to who you may enter in the match. You must enter two characters into the Royal Rumble. The point cap on a single character is 20 points, and with the combined total of 30 points for both of them. This is a deathmatch. The deadline to enter combatants will be December 1^st. Remember this is a mandatory match (think of it like pre-season). If you do not e-mail Josh or Ryan with your two characters, they will be chosen for you. There will be several prizes to be won. There will be 4 entries from the waiver list to reach the total of 40 participants.

Feel free to e-mail Ryan with any questions you may have.

Fantasy Fantasy League: Season 2 Schedule

Week 1
Setting: Detroit
Points: 75
Prize: Land Speeder

The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Untouchables
Micheal Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Luv Vs. TEAM
Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
Team Fred Vs. The Abomitrons
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Built Ford Tough
Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Legion of Doom
George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Syracuse Valley
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos
Vs. The Right Wing
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Better Than All of You


Week 2
Setting: Valverdi
Points: 200
Prize: A Ferrarri

Built Ford Tough Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both
Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos
The Untouchables Vs. Brock Sampsons Fighting Murderflies
Better Than All of You Vs. The Right Wing
Team Fred Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. TEAM
The Abomitrons Vs. Micheal Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Luv
The Syracuse Valley Vs. Legion of Doom
George Washington's Slaves Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade


Week 3
Setting: The Atlantic Ocean
Points: 500
Prize: Swiff Boat

Built Ford Tough Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips
Better Than All of You Vs. Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds"
Touring Battalion of Commandos
The Untouchables Vs. Team Fred
Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. Micheal Vicks Bad Newz Kennelz of Luv
George Washington's Slaves Vs. Legion of Doom
Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. TEAM
Alice's Wonder Team Vs. The Abomitrons
The Right Wing Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
The Syracuse Valley Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies


Week 4
Setting: Arrakis
Points: 800
Prize: Arwing

Built Ford Tough Vs. Team Fred
Better Than All of You Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
The Untouchables VS. Micheal Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Luv
Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. The Abomitrons
TEAM Vs. Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battlion of
Commandos
The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Right Wing
Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Syracuse Valley
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Legion of Doom


Week 5
Setting: The Milkey Way
Points: 1200
Prize: Batman Week?

Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Right Wing
Built Ford Tough Vs. TEAM
Better Than All of You Vs. The Abomitrons
The Untouchables Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips
Team Fred Vs. Micheal Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Luv
George Washington's Slaves Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos
Vs. Legion of Doom
The Syracuse Valley Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets


Week 6
Setting: 50,000 Acre Open Grassland
Points: 2000
Prize: Unique Star Wars Week?

The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. TEAM
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. Team Fred
Better Than All of You Vs. Micheal Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Luv
Built Ford Tough Vs. The Untouchables
George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
The Right Wing Vs. Legion of Doom
The Syracuse Valley Vs. Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds"
Touring Battalion of Commandos
The Abomitrons Vs. Alice's Wonder Team


Week 7
Setting: The Forest Moon of Endor
Points: 701
Prize: Tie Bomber

Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Right Wing
Better Than All of You Vs. Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds"
Touring Battalion of Commandos
Built Ford Tough Vs. George Washington's Slaves
The Untouchables Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeytaches
Team Fred Vs. The Syracuse Valley
TEAM Vs. The Abomitrons
The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Micheal Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Luv
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
Legion of Doom Vs. Alice's Wonder Team


Week 8
Setting: The Pacific Ocean
Points: 699
Prize: Snow-Speeder

Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
Built Ford Tough Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
Better Than All of You Vs. Legion of Doom
The Untouchables Vs. Micheal Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Luv
The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Abomitrons
Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. Team Fred
TEAM Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
The Right Wing Vs. The Syracuse Valley
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battlion of Commandos
Vs. George Washingtons Slaves


Week 9
Setting: Hoth
Points: 400
Prize: An Ornithopter

The Syracuse Valley Vs. Legion of Doom
Built Ford Tough Vs. The Abomitrons
Better Than All of You Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade
The Untouchables Vs. George Washington's Slaves
Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. TEAM
Team Fred Vs. The Right Wing
The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos
Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
Alice's Wonder Team Vs. Micheal Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Luv


Week 10
Setting: The Jundland Wastes
Points: 175
Prize: Hover Craft

Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. Hannah Montana & Barack Obamas "Best of
Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos
Better Than All of You Vs. The Syracuse Valley
Team Fred Vs. TEAM
Built Ford Tough Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
The Untouchables Vs. The Abomitrons
The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade
Legion of Doom Vs. Micheal Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Luv
George Washington's Slaves Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. The Right Wing


Week 11
Setting: Bar Fight
Points: 55
Prize: Podracer

Built Ford Tough Vs. Micheal Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Luv
Better Than All of You Vs. George Washington's Slaves
The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team Fred
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos
Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade
The Right Wing Vs. Brock Sampsons Fighting Murderflies
Alice's Wonder Team Vs. The Syracuse Valley
The Abomitrons Vs. Legion of Doom
The Untouchables Vs. TEAM
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches

Consolation Match Prizes

Round 1: Rhino: Side by Side

Round 2: Postal Jeep

Round 3: Scooter

Play-Off Prizes

Play-off spot: Y-Wing

Division Winner: F-Zero racer

Semi-Finalist: Sub-Marine

League Winner: Guild Ship

SEASON 2 CHAMPION: The U.S.S. Enterprise

Post Optional Tournament Warning List.

Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos

Qui Gon Jinn (7)

Alice's Wonder Team

Ram Man (7)

Extinction Alice (8)

The Syracuse Valley

Darth Maul (7)

Ratbat (8)

Omega Red (8)

Master Chief (7)

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs George Washington's Slaves

Brotherhood of Evil Midgets is Asajj Ventress, Omega Supreme, Duncan Idaho, and Wonder Man.

George Washington’s Slaves are Yoda, Sauron, Thor, Martian Manhunter, and George Washington.

Here it is ladies and gentlemen, the event that probably five or six of you have been waiting for. The finals to the First Annual FFL Optional Tournament. To the victor goes ownership of the antiquated Kuat Systems Engineering Firespray-interceptor-class ship, Slave I. A prize so great that the General Managers of these to National League teams are willing to send their forces into three straight rounds of death-matches.

George Washington’s Slaves are the first to arrive at Ford Field. General Washington gathers his troops over by the Detroit Lions’ bench. He orders Thor and Martian Manhunter to form a line, guarding him from attack. Yoda nibbles on his gimmer stick, patiently waiting for the oncoming battle. He doesn’t need to wait very long, as Omega Supreme blasts through the roof of Ford Field. The massive Autobot lands and (as always) the rest of his body miraculously appear on the field. Out of the rocket jumps Asajj Ventress, Duncan Idaho and Wonder Man. Since Maxima had destroyed Duncan Idaho’s sword in the last round, Ventress has given one of her lightsabers to him. This is in no way a show of generosity or compassion, but just a simple desire not to lose. Omega Supreme transforms and is hit immediately by a lighting bolt called down by the God of Thunder. The initial bolt does close to no damage at all. So Thor follows it up with several more bolts. Head Coach Washington had given orders to his troops that Omega is their biggest threat (no pun intended) and needed to be eliminated quickly. Martian Manhunter joins Thor to attack Omega Supreme, much like they did against Tripticon. Yoda moves to confront Asajj Ventress and Duncan Idaho alone. Arrogantly Ventress moves against Yoda without Duncan. Yoda doesn’t even slow his run. He simply flips over Asajj, and keeps his sights on Duncan Idaho. Asajj Ventress runs a few feet more, before splitting in half like a filleted piece of salmon. Duncan Idaho ignites his lightsaber and to Yoda’s surprise, blocks his initial attack. Yoda is unable to continue the attack because he is blasted by a right cross by Wonder Man. Yoda then Force pushes Wonder Man away, slamming him into the chest of Omega Supreme. He then is smacked square in the face by Thor’s hammer, Mjolnir. This hit breaks Simon’s glasses, as well as sending him flying across the football field, right through the uprights. Thor leaves the battle against Omega Supreme to finish off the fellow Avenger. Wonder Man recovers from the attack and flies directly at Thor. They clash in mid air with such force that the shock waves blast out all of the surround windows. Thor and Wonder Man trade blows, with Wonder Man taking the brunt. Simon thinks to himself that Thor has never been this strong before. His suspicions are confirmed when he receives a lethal energy blast from Thor’s eyes. As Wonder Man falls, Thor returns to his real form; Martian Manhunter. J’onn J’onzz flies over and continues the attack on Omega Supreme. In an extremely unusual partnership, Yoda is joined by Sauron to finish off Duncan Idaho. The Swordmaster of the Ginaz is able to cut the Dark Lord’s mace in half with his lightsaber. However, he is not able to defend himself from a powerful blast of dark magic, nor the amazing lightsaber skills from the duo. Duncan Idaho’s blood stains the field. Now, Omega Supreme, the Brotherhood’s last line of defense, makes what could be his final stand. He strikes hard and fast. The giant Transformer lets loose an unbelievably huge blast from his plasma cannon, completely destroying the entire Detroit Lions’ sideline. At first look, this would seem to be an errant shot, but this was a targeted attack against the Slaves’ head coach. Martian Manhunter quickly flies around the Autobot, blasting him several times. Another lightning bolt cracks down from the heavens on to Omega Supreme. Thor then flies as fast as he can directly at him. Omega then grabs Thor out of mid-air with his huge claw and drives him hard into the ground. Then with one of his massive legs, he stomps Thor deeper and deeper into the ground, until the Asgardian God is lifeless. Yoda then flips and jumps up to the second level to position himself against the enormous Cybertronian. (Just to give you an idea on the ridiculous size difference between Yoda and Omega Supreme; imagine Shaquille O’Neal next to a mouse. Well a mouse holding a lightsaber.) Yoda uses the Force to propel himself towards the last member of the Brotherhood. Omega turns his head, and flips the laser cannon over to the front of his head and fires it several times. Yoda blocks all of them with his lightsaber, but cannot reach his target. Instead he lands on top of one of the goal posts. He takes another leap at him but is caught with a full power blast from Omega’s plasma cannon. The Jedi Master is completely vaporized. Omega then lets out an uncharacteristic scream of pain as he is hit with an amazing amount of evil magic from Sauron, who is down on the field. Then a giant explosion erupts from Omega Supreme’s chest. Once the smoke clears away, you see Martian Manhunter standing there in the hole he made in Omega’s chest. J’onn J’onzz stays floating in the air and the giant Transformer falls to the ground. Sauron doesn’t even bother moving, as Omega Supreme’s body crashes down around him. The dark lord stands safely right in the hole that Manhunter made. The only two survivors of this tournament take off out of Ford Field upon the newly acquired Slave I.

GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!