The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs George Washington's Slaves

Brotherhood of Evil Midgets is Asajj Ventress, Omega Supreme, Duncan Idaho, and Wonder Man.

George Washington’s Slaves are Yoda, Sauron, Thor, Martian Manhunter, and George Washington.

Here it is ladies and gentlemen, the event that probably five or six of you have been waiting for. The finals to the First Annual FFL Optional Tournament. To the victor goes ownership of the antiquated Kuat Systems Engineering Firespray-interceptor-class ship, Slave I. A prize so great that the General Managers of these to National League teams are willing to send their forces into three straight rounds of death-matches.

George Washington’s Slaves are the first to arrive at Ford Field. General Washington gathers his troops over by the Detroit Lions’ bench. He orders Thor and Martian Manhunter to form a line, guarding him from attack. Yoda nibbles on his gimmer stick, patiently waiting for the oncoming battle. He doesn’t need to wait very long, as Omega Supreme blasts through the roof of Ford Field. The massive Autobot lands and (as always) the rest of his body miraculously appear on the field. Out of the rocket jumps Asajj Ventress, Duncan Idaho and Wonder Man. Since Maxima had destroyed Duncan Idaho’s sword in the last round, Ventress has given one of her lightsabers to him. This is in no way a show of generosity or compassion, but just a simple desire not to lose. Omega Supreme transforms and is hit immediately by a lighting bolt called down by the God of Thunder. The initial bolt does close to no damage at all. So Thor follows it up with several more bolts. Head Coach Washington had given orders to his troops that Omega is their biggest threat (no pun intended) and needed to be eliminated quickly. Martian Manhunter joins Thor to attack Omega Supreme, much like they did against Tripticon. Yoda moves to confront Asajj Ventress and Duncan Idaho alone. Arrogantly Ventress moves against Yoda without Duncan. Yoda doesn’t even slow his run. He simply flips over Asajj, and keeps his sights on Duncan Idaho. Asajj Ventress runs a few feet more, before splitting in half like a filleted piece of salmon. Duncan Idaho ignites his lightsaber and to Yoda’s surprise, blocks his initial attack. Yoda is unable to continue the attack because he is blasted by a right cross by Wonder Man. Yoda then Force pushes Wonder Man away, slamming him into the chest of Omega Supreme. He then is smacked square in the face by Thor’s hammer, Mjolnir. This hit breaks Simon’s glasses, as well as sending him flying across the football field, right through the uprights. Thor leaves the battle against Omega Supreme to finish off the fellow Avenger. Wonder Man recovers from the attack and flies directly at Thor. They clash in mid air with such force that the shock waves blast out all of the surround windows. Thor and Wonder Man trade blows, with Wonder Man taking the brunt. Simon thinks to himself that Thor has never been this strong before. His suspicions are confirmed when he receives a lethal energy blast from Thor’s eyes. As Wonder Man falls, Thor returns to his real form; Martian Manhunter. J’onn J’onzz flies over and continues the attack on Omega Supreme. In an extremely unusual partnership, Yoda is joined by Sauron to finish off Duncan Idaho. The Swordmaster of the Ginaz is able to cut the Dark Lord’s mace in half with his lightsaber. However, he is not able to defend himself from a powerful blast of dark magic, nor the amazing lightsaber skills from the duo. Duncan Idaho’s blood stains the field. Now, Omega Supreme, the Brotherhood’s last line of defense, makes what could be his final stand. He strikes hard and fast. The giant Transformer lets loose an unbelievably huge blast from his plasma cannon, completely destroying the entire Detroit Lions’ sideline. At first look, this would seem to be an errant shot, but this was a targeted attack against the Slaves’ head coach. Martian Manhunter quickly flies around the Autobot, blasting him several times. Another lightning bolt cracks down from the heavens on to Omega Supreme. Thor then flies as fast as he can directly at him. Omega then grabs Thor out of mid-air with his huge claw and drives him hard into the ground. Then with one of his massive legs, he stomps Thor deeper and deeper into the ground, until the Asgardian God is lifeless. Yoda then flips and jumps up to the second level to position himself against the enormous Cybertronian. (Just to give you an idea on the ridiculous size difference between Yoda and Omega Supreme; imagine Shaquille O’Neal next to a mouse. Well a mouse holding a lightsaber.) Yoda uses the Force to propel himself towards the last member of the Brotherhood. Omega turns his head, and flips the laser cannon over to the front of his head and fires it several times. Yoda blocks all of them with his lightsaber, but cannot reach his target. Instead he lands on top of one of the goal posts. He takes another leap at him but is caught with a full power blast from Omega’s plasma cannon. The Jedi Master is completely vaporized. Omega then lets out an uncharacteristic scream of pain as he is hit with an amazing amount of evil magic from Sauron, who is down on the field. Then a giant explosion erupts from Omega Supreme’s chest. Once the smoke clears away, you see Martian Manhunter standing there in the hole he made in Omega’s chest. J’onn J’onzz stays floating in the air and the giant Transformer falls to the ground. Sauron doesn’t even bother moving, as Omega Supreme’s body crashes down around him. The dark lord stands safely right in the hole that Manhunter made. The only two survivors of this tournament take off out of Ford Field upon the newly acquired Slave I.

GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!