TEAM is Loki, Beta Ray Bill, The Collector, Ms. Marvel, Emerald Weapon, Mario, Luigie, Sharkticon #1-10, Tripticon, Scorpononk, Jack Lalane, Cy-Kill, Crasher, Cop-Tor, & George Lucas.
The Empire is Galactus, Nova, Full Spectrum Kyle Raynor, Hulk, Sky Lynx, Krang, Shredder, Mole Man, Goliath, Knuckles, Deathstroke, Sardakaur #1-2, and Water.
Thursday, April 4, 2019
Tuesday, April 2, 2019
Week 3 Democracy Match: The Genderless Shorties Vs. Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins
The Shorties are Abe Sapien, Seaspray, White Lantern Batman, Gamera, Larfleeze, Meggan, Mimic, Toad, Blue Toad, Yellow Toad, Joan Jett (in a Frog Suit), Don Rickles (in a Penguin Suit), Indigo One & Monk, Queen Agapo, Nien Numb, Sinestro (w/ Yellow and Green Lantern Rings), Ch' P & Dr. Ub' X (w/ a Blue Lantern Ring), Richie Rich w/ Dollar Bill, and Ewok #2-3.
Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins are Martian Manhunter, Miss Martian, Poseidon, Jaws (the Shark), Beast Boy, Vision, White Lantern Zachary Houslander, and Salack.
VOTE AWAY!!
Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins are Martian Manhunter, Miss Martian, Poseidon, Jaws (the Shark), Beast Boy, Vision, White Lantern Zachary Houslander, and Salack.
VOTE AWAY!!
Monday, April 1, 2019
Season X Week 2 - Ahsoka’s Acrobatic Assassin's vs Charles Barkley’s Turrible Decisions
Ahsoka’s Acrobatic Assassin's are: Dr Manhattan, 12 Guardian Knights together as Dragonstorm, Ethan Hunt w/ Indigo Lantern Ring, Havok, Zombies #1-15
Charles Barkley’s Turrible Decisions are: Boba Fett (Gunner), Mace Windu (Pilot), Ki Adi Mundi (Co-Pilot), Jedi Padawans #1-2 (passengers) in the Slave-1.
Nick Fury w/ Red Lantern Ring and SHIELD Agents #1-3 in a Military Humvee
Shield Agents #4-5, The Spectre, Al Capone w/ Power Ring, Griffins #1-3.
“Good Morning, Agent Hunt. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, to protect the White House from a military invasion. Our deep intelligence operatives inform us to expect an attack from both land and sky. We have assembled a task force to help you with this operation and they are currently en route to the rondevoux. Inclosed in the package containing this transmission you will find one Indigo Lantern ring. Expect the unexpected, Agent Hunt. This message will self destruct in ten seconds.”
BUM BUM BUMBUM BUM BUM BUMBUM BUM BUM BUMBUM BUM BUM BUMBUM DOODOODOOOOOOOOO…. DOODOODOOOOOOO….. DOODOODOOOOOOOO….. DOODOO BUM BUM BUMBUM BUM BUM BUMBUM.
Ethan Hunt then recklessly drives a motorcycle to the nearest airport and hitches a ride to DC by hanging on the wing of a plane. When the plane nears his destination he skydives in, landing on the roof of the White House where his team has assembled waiting and watching for where the first attack will come from.
AT THE FRONT GATE
“Good Morning, Sir!” a cheerful Nick Fury says to the security guard while flashing his SHIELD badge. “Nick Fury, Shield, Here to see the President.”
“Sure thing, Mr. Fury, I have your passes right here.” says the security guard. He then proceeds to toss a block of C4 into the open window of the HumVee. A surprised Nick Fury looks at the security guard holding the detonator. The security guard then pulls off his face mask revealing that he WAS ETHAN HUNT THE WHOLE TIME!! OH MAN! PLOT TWIST!! Nick reaches for the handle and starts to open the door just as Ethan flips the switch on the detonator. The car explodes in a beautiful, majestic fireball. Hunt, on a dead sprint joins the fight starting on the front lawn as the agents inside the vehicle are consumed by the blaze.
IN THE SKY
Dragonstorm circles the sky above and sets its sights on the incoming Slave 1 and Griffins #1-3. Boba Fett wastes no time firing half a dozen missiles followed by a volley of shots from its ion cannons toward the Guardian Knights. Dragonstorm evades narrowly and takes out the three Griffins while trying to gain the advantage on Slave 1. Mace Windu’s pilot skills outmaneuver the three headed robot beast and a second wave of missiles tears into Dragonstorm’s chest. This enrages the beast and his last breath is a torrent of fire that engulfs the ship, disabling its engines, sending it spiraling to the ground. Boba Fett, using his jetpack and his indifference for saving his Jedi scum teammates, is the only survivor from the duel as he flies away to the battle on the ground.
FRONT LAWN
Al Capone, wielding a power ring and a Tommy Gun, mows down the wave of Zombies headed their way but not before they are able to kill Shield Agents 4 and 5. Havok returns the favor with an energy blast to the chest of Scarface. Boba Fett flies in to assist and shoots his guns at Havok distracting him long enough…
A FEW MINUTES AGO, BACK AT THE FRONT GATE.
Dazed and slightly confused, Nick Fury looks at the fiery wreckage of his humvee through the protective red bubble of energy he constructed with his red lantern ring. His head still ringing, he forces himself to his feet and limps toward the fight on the front lawn.
IN ANOTHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE
The Spectre and Dr. Manhattan use their god like abilities that I cannot even begin to describe or do justice. Folding space and time, casting each other to other dimensions and killing each other and becoming reborn an infinite number of times in the blink of an eye. The battle of wills is beyond my comprehension so in a last ditch effort for your forgiveness in this poorly written match, I use my powers as a watcher to retreat both of these superhuman heroes back to your respective locker rooms, unharmed to fight again another day.
AT THE FRONT LAWN AGAIN
Havok shoots blasts of energy at a circling Boba Fett when suddenly nothing happens. Nick Fury is behind him, doing his best to restrain him for the short time he can with his ring. This gives Boba Fett a clear shot to take the head off Havok with a well placed rocket shot.
“Thanks for the help, Mace. I thought you died in the crash. Where did you get that eye patch?” grumbled Boba Fett to Nick Fury. Then, a confused Boba fett looks and sees a second Nick Fury approaching. The two get into a classic roll on the ground fight. Boba Fett sets his sights but doesn’t know which one to shoot. One is his teammate. But then he remembers he doesn’t care about teammates and shoots them both dead. As he approaches the two fallen Fury’s he sees that one was wearing a mask. That Fury was also significantly shorter than the other and had a pamphlet praising of the wonders of scientology.
Week 3
475 Points in the Naboo Planet Core (water)
Prizes: Green Lantern Ring, a Racoon leaf, and an Ornithopter
Match-upset:
-TEAM Vs. The Empire (consortium)
-Two Dino-Mites with Bubble Fighting Fun down Tight Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids (Fizz)
-The Striders of Rohan Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Josh)
-Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins Vs. The Gender Neutral Shorties (Democracy)
-Be Gentle It's My First Time Vs. George Washington's House Elves (Zack)
-Better Than All of You Vs. The Super Orange Kitty Sisters (Josh)
Prizes: Green Lantern Ring, a Racoon leaf, and an Ornithopter
Match-upset:
-TEAM Vs. The Empire (consortium)
-Two Dino-Mites with Bubble Fighting Fun down Tight Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids (Fizz)
-The Striders of Rohan Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Josh)
-Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins Vs. The Gender Neutral Shorties (Democracy)
-Be Gentle It's My First Time Vs. George Washington's House Elves (Zack)
-Better Than All of You Vs. The Super Orange Kitty Sisters (Josh)
Better Than All of You Vs. George Washington's House Elves
Marty Mcfly and Doc Brown in the Delorean Time Machine, Tigger, Eeore, Rabbit, Piglet, Hulk Hogan, Macho Man Randy Savage, John Rambo, Rocky Balboa, Serpentor, Globulous, The Original X-Men: Cyclops, Jean Grey, Iceman, Archangel, and Beast, Sailor Moon, and Predator #1-12.
George Washington's House Elves are Thor, Iron Man, Agent Smith, Soundwave w/ Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, Ratbat, Wingthing, Squawktalk, Beastbox, Glit, Enemy, Howlback, Garboil, Overkill, Slugfest, & Autoscout #1 & 2, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, and Winston Churchill.
I Joshatu the Great and Powerful, contrary to popular belief am not fully omnipotent. Some beings of my ilk make such a claim, but how can one truly be omnipotent when everything happens simultaneously; but it isn't always happening the same way. We greater beings frown upon you lesser beings who insist on attempting to manipulate the continuum with time travel; but there are some who even I must admit are exceptionally good at it even with the most archaic of resources at their disposal. Doc Brown of earth as he is known is one such being.
This match begins and ends at many separate points, so I make no claim of showing the actual beginning or actual end. I simply will walk you through several series of events in an attempt to show what basic minds would refer to as a, What is the word I am looking for.....??.... Oh, yes: a story.
Let us begin:........
A wingless Archangel and battered Cyclops lay on the ground with the smell of death in the air while Jean Grey's last bit of Phoenix Force is extinguished by a killing blow from the Hammer of the Mighty Thor, but meanwhile within the confines of a Delorean DMC 12 driving on DuPont Circle: “DOC, IT HAPPENED AGAIN!! The X-Men are dead, we need to go back, WE NEED TO GO BACK” Yells Marty Mcfly from the passenger seat of the Delorean with a petrified Piglet sitting on his lap whilst time Doc Brown activates the Flux Capasitor, shifts into fourth gear, travels to 88 MPH and disappears.
Doc and Marty head back to 1955 and grab a Pepsi (but they have to pay for it). They then head back to the perceived beginning of the battle, which is already raging. Rocky Balboa just knocked Churchill out cold, while Rambo machine gunned Howlback to pieces before he was stomped on from above by Slugfest. Washington put a saber through Tigger, while Jefferson and Franklin fumbled around with Eeore and Rabbit. Agent Smith pounded Beast into submission while taking out a few Predators. Iron Man took out the rest of the Alien Hunters with his advanced weaponry. Beastbox and Squawktalk have merged to form Squawkbox and with the aid of Wingthing is ripping Globulous to pieces. Serpentor was just blasted apart by Enemy. Iceman froze and destroyed both the Autoscouts and Sailor Moon was surrounded by Laserbeak and Buzzsaw from the air and then taken down. And once again how it always seems to happen Thor became locked in a vicious battle with Jean Grey and Cyclops.
“It's too similar Doc!! We didn't go back far enough”. Yells Marty.
“We should try something new.” Says Piglet.
“GREAT SCOTT Marty, I don't know what to do. Maybe we'll have better luck in the 80s”.
“But Doc, the match is here and now. The match is whenever we say it is Marty. WE HAVE A TIME MACHINE”!!
Doc guns it once again and they reappear in 1985. Doc, Marty, and Piglet think they are safe as they get out of the Delorean and begin walking the grounds around The White House. I mean, what is there to not feel safe about. This is a great time. Ronald Reagan is President after just winning in a landslide, 9-11 hasn't happened, so when people say conspiracy they think you must still be talking about JFK, morons aren't bumping into you because they are too busy looking at their phones, the only President to be impeached was Andrew Johnson, The Clintons are still in Arkansas, Donald Trump doesn't have a TV show and is still friends with Oprah, MTV is still showing music videos, everybody still thinks the war on drugs is a good idea, and Alexandria Occassia Cortez isn't even born yet. Doc Brown and Marty are starting to get used to it, but Piglet is shocked to find himself in a new time. The little Pig reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a Winston Light to calm the nerves and asks a passer-by: “Am I allowed to smoke this here”?? The guy struts by in his denim jacket and gives him a strange look as says “Of course you can... It's a free country ain't it”. Piglet sparks it and takes a smooth drag off his smoke which reminds him that he needs to grab a carton while he is here because they won't have that stupid paper that makes the cigarettes taste like dumpster food and go out if you don't puff on them for three seconds. But just then, as the time-roaming Betters crew thinks they are out of harm's way they see that not even time can keep them away from The Fantasy Fantasy League.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN 1985 BROTHER”?!!? Yells Hulk Hogan to his teammate Doc.
“Ooooooooooh Yeeeeahh, It's The Macho Man Randy Savage here with the Hulkster lookin for some pain to inflict on some House Elves”. Says Hogan's Mega Powers partner dramatically.
Hogan grabs the mic back: “THAT'S RIGHT BOTHER. IT'S 1985, AND The WWF hasn't been ruined by Vince destroying our competition and by the World Wildlife Foundation becoming randomly butthurt after years of sharing the same name. So here's the question BROTHER. WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN HULKSTER RUNS WILD ON YOU”.
Marty Mcfly can barely contain his excitement. His voice cracks as he says: “I'm so excited to see you and the Macho Man back together. You guys need to get back the titles and break all the records”.....
His sentence trails off as they hear a “BOOM”!! Soundwave comes crashing through The White House's East Wing and steps over the massive fence as if it were a turnbuckle. He speaks in his monotone, electronic voice: Records, Records are out of date in this time. Cassettes are KING”. With those words, Soundwave ejects Rumble, Frenzy, and Ravage from his chest.
Rumble screeches: “If you want the tag title you're gonna need to take out the best duo in the business. And that's me and Frenzy. The four combatants then begin to brawl fiercely. Hogan gets knocked off to the side and by Frenzy and is laying on the ground nearly unconscious. Rumble and Frenzy then begin double-teaming Macho Man with measured hits to the head and mid-section.
“WHERE'S THE REF!??! THAT'S TWO ON ON”!! Marty screams from the Washington D.C. cheap seats where us rabble who don't want Socialism sit.
Macho Man is down for the count, and Rumble climbs up on a fence to deliver a flying elbow to Savage, just to taunt him with his own move. BUT HERE COMES HOGAN!!!!! Hogan knocks Rumble off of the fence and begins pumping his arms and shaking his head wildly as bystanders go crazy. Frenzy comes to lend a hand to his partner; but gets a big boot to the face, putting him down on the mat, errrr I mean ground. Rumble gets back up and delivers a fierce punch to the face of Hogan, but Hogan stays on his feet and simply turns his head looking Rumble right back in the optics. Rumble delivers another punch, then another punch. But Hogan is still standing. Rumble can't believe what he is seeing. The stunned Decepticon hits The Hulkster with another punch but this time Hogan waves his finger back and forth in the face of The Transformer and hits him back. Hogan hits him with a clothesline, turns it into a bodyslam, runs away, runs back, and HITS RUMBLE WITH THE LEG DROP!! While Hogan is helping Randy Savage to his feat, Soundwave hits play on his chest. The music starts pumping from his enormous speaker, as the patriotic people of 1980s Washington D.C. start to well up with tears of joy:
“I am a real American, fight for what's right for every man. I AM A REAL AMERICAN FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT. FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE”.......
Then Soundwave stomps on both Hogan and Macho Man and Ravage bites Doc Brown in half.
“Holy S*(*^ Piglet!! We gotta go”!! Yells Marty as he and Piglet get back in the Delorean and kick it up to 88......
**Meanwhile in a totally different timeline**
George Washington sits at the Resolute Desk of the Oval Office, while Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, and Winston Churchill stand around him consulting with their leader.
Jefferson speaks: “It has become apparent, that our opponents possess a time machine. I believe we must shift our attention away from winning this match. It is no longer the most important goal. If we can get a hold of that machine, we could go back in American History and keep our descendants from ruining this nation and going against The Constitution and system we gave them”.
Franklin, ever the trendy member of society has taken to the modern trends of the era very quickly, much like he did in France and other European nations where he visited and resided. Wearing skinny jeans and tight t-shirt he says: “Yo G-Dub, T-Jeff's words is legit AF”. This nation is hit Son, and we gots to fix it”.
“I would appreciate it if you addressed me as Mr. President Dr. Franklin”. Washington replies.
“Hey, my bizzle Mr. Presidizzle. Safe. Safe. I aint't bein a hater, I'm a participator. I just wanna be straight with the American people. I say we go back throughout history and tell em like it be. We just need to be like: Yo Dogg, heard ya like laws; so we wrote some laws against your laws so you can be legal while you legal. Know what I'm sayin”??
“This is ridiculous”!! says Churchill. He finishes: “We have a battle to win. I don't care about your personal desires. We need to win this thing like we were commissioned to do”.
“Sorry guys, I agree with the Brit”. Says Washington as a loud crash is hard outside as The Delorean reappears with a streak of fire once again.......
**Somewhere and some time else**
Marty and Piglet leap out of the Delorean and run through the carnage towards the X-Men leader and Betters Field Captain: Cyclops, who is in the middle of roasting Garboil with his optic lasers. “Scott, we need some of you X-Men to come back with us to 1985!! Some of the House Elves are there and they killed Doc Brown!! We have to stop it from happening”!!
“Are you kidding me Kid”?? Cyclops asks. In case you haven't noticed, there is one hell of a battle going on right now”. Cyclops is then hit by a series of missiles from Iron Man blasting him to pieces.
“Holy Crap”!! Marty screams. “Let's get back to the Delorean Piglet”!!
Piglet makes it very clear as they engage the Flux Capisitor and begin to travel through time that he doesn't care where they go as long as they have cigarettes. “Cuz this pig is out and I am fiending”!! Says Piglet.
**The Timeline to end this Timeline**
As Marty, Doc Brown, and Piglet speed away on Dupont Circle, Marty looks in the rear view mirror and sees a familiar scene. Iron Man lay dead on the ground, while Thor delivers a punch to the face of Cyclops that sends him to the ground hemorrhaging. Thor then rips the wings from Archangel's back and turns to face Jean Grey who taps into her deepest inner power and unleashes the yet undeveloped Phoenix Force to level nearly everything in the district as Thor delivers his mighty hammer into her face...
Piglet screams “LOOK OUT”!! As the scene changes slightly, with Overkill jumping into the road and sinking his metal teeth into tire of the Delorean. Doc Brown watches in seeming slow motion as the speedometer goes from 75 to 78.... 82.... 85..... 87...... And the car spins off the road, flipping uncontrollably.......
**Back in the Oval Office**
The surviving Frenzy helps the now one-legged Overkill into the office of General Washington and says: “I'm sorry General, we lost every troop we had. We had a great team and a great plan; but their time traveling made our casualties catastrophic. Should we attempt to rework their time machine and save our soldiers”??
General Washington gives out a heavy sigh and says: “Let's honor our troops and their sacrifice. Bust out the Ale and Hemp Flower my good man. A win is a win”.....
George Washington's House Elves are Thor, Iron Man, Agent Smith, Soundwave w/ Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, Ratbat, Wingthing, Squawktalk, Beastbox, Glit, Enemy, Howlback, Garboil, Overkill, Slugfest, & Autoscout #1 & 2, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, and Winston Churchill.
I Joshatu the Great and Powerful, contrary to popular belief am not fully omnipotent. Some beings of my ilk make such a claim, but how can one truly be omnipotent when everything happens simultaneously; but it isn't always happening the same way. We greater beings frown upon you lesser beings who insist on attempting to manipulate the continuum with time travel; but there are some who even I must admit are exceptionally good at it even with the most archaic of resources at their disposal. Doc Brown of earth as he is known is one such being.
This match begins and ends at many separate points, so I make no claim of showing the actual beginning or actual end. I simply will walk you through several series of events in an attempt to show what basic minds would refer to as a, What is the word I am looking for.....??.... Oh, yes: a story.
Let us begin:........
A wingless Archangel and battered Cyclops lay on the ground with the smell of death in the air while Jean Grey's last bit of Phoenix Force is extinguished by a killing blow from the Hammer of the Mighty Thor, but meanwhile within the confines of a Delorean DMC 12 driving on DuPont Circle: “DOC, IT HAPPENED AGAIN!! The X-Men are dead, we need to go back, WE NEED TO GO BACK” Yells Marty Mcfly from the passenger seat of the Delorean with a petrified Piglet sitting on his lap whilst time Doc Brown activates the Flux Capasitor, shifts into fourth gear, travels to 88 MPH and disappears.
Doc and Marty head back to 1955 and grab a Pepsi (but they have to pay for it). They then head back to the perceived beginning of the battle, which is already raging. Rocky Balboa just knocked Churchill out cold, while Rambo machine gunned Howlback to pieces before he was stomped on from above by Slugfest. Washington put a saber through Tigger, while Jefferson and Franklin fumbled around with Eeore and Rabbit. Agent Smith pounded Beast into submission while taking out a few Predators. Iron Man took out the rest of the Alien Hunters with his advanced weaponry. Beastbox and Squawktalk have merged to form Squawkbox and with the aid of Wingthing is ripping Globulous to pieces. Serpentor was just blasted apart by Enemy. Iceman froze and destroyed both the Autoscouts and Sailor Moon was surrounded by Laserbeak and Buzzsaw from the air and then taken down. And once again how it always seems to happen Thor became locked in a vicious battle with Jean Grey and Cyclops.
“It's too similar Doc!! We didn't go back far enough”. Yells Marty.
“We should try something new.” Says Piglet.
“GREAT SCOTT Marty, I don't know what to do. Maybe we'll have better luck in the 80s”.
“But Doc, the match is here and now. The match is whenever we say it is Marty. WE HAVE A TIME MACHINE”!!
Doc guns it once again and they reappear in 1985. Doc, Marty, and Piglet think they are safe as they get out of the Delorean and begin walking the grounds around The White House. I mean, what is there to not feel safe about. This is a great time. Ronald Reagan is President after just winning in a landslide, 9-11 hasn't happened, so when people say conspiracy they think you must still be talking about JFK, morons aren't bumping into you because they are too busy looking at their phones, the only President to be impeached was Andrew Johnson, The Clintons are still in Arkansas, Donald Trump doesn't have a TV show and is still friends with Oprah, MTV is still showing music videos, everybody still thinks the war on drugs is a good idea, and Alexandria Occassia Cortez isn't even born yet. Doc Brown and Marty are starting to get used to it, but Piglet is shocked to find himself in a new time. The little Pig reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a Winston Light to calm the nerves and asks a passer-by: “Am I allowed to smoke this here”?? The guy struts by in his denim jacket and gives him a strange look as says “Of course you can... It's a free country ain't it”. Piglet sparks it and takes a smooth drag off his smoke which reminds him that he needs to grab a carton while he is here because they won't have that stupid paper that makes the cigarettes taste like dumpster food and go out if you don't puff on them for three seconds. But just then, as the time-roaming Betters crew thinks they are out of harm's way they see that not even time can keep them away from The Fantasy Fantasy League.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN 1985 BROTHER”?!!? Yells Hulk Hogan to his teammate Doc.
“Ooooooooooh Yeeeeahh, It's The Macho Man Randy Savage here with the Hulkster lookin for some pain to inflict on some House Elves”. Says Hogan's Mega Powers partner dramatically.
Hogan grabs the mic back: “THAT'S RIGHT BOTHER. IT'S 1985, AND The WWF hasn't been ruined by Vince destroying our competition and by the World Wildlife Foundation becoming randomly butthurt after years of sharing the same name. So here's the question BROTHER. WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN HULKSTER RUNS WILD ON YOU”.
Marty Mcfly can barely contain his excitement. His voice cracks as he says: “I'm so excited to see you and the Macho Man back together. You guys need to get back the titles and break all the records”.....
His sentence trails off as they hear a “BOOM”!! Soundwave comes crashing through The White House's East Wing and steps over the massive fence as if it were a turnbuckle. He speaks in his monotone, electronic voice: Records, Records are out of date in this time. Cassettes are KING”. With those words, Soundwave ejects Rumble, Frenzy, and Ravage from his chest.
Rumble screeches: “If you want the tag title you're gonna need to take out the best duo in the business. And that's me and Frenzy. The four combatants then begin to brawl fiercely. Hogan gets knocked off to the side and by Frenzy and is laying on the ground nearly unconscious. Rumble and Frenzy then begin double-teaming Macho Man with measured hits to the head and mid-section.
“WHERE'S THE REF!??! THAT'S TWO ON ON”!! Marty screams from the Washington D.C. cheap seats where us rabble who don't want Socialism sit.
Macho Man is down for the count, and Rumble climbs up on a fence to deliver a flying elbow to Savage, just to taunt him with his own move. BUT HERE COMES HOGAN!!!!! Hogan knocks Rumble off of the fence and begins pumping his arms and shaking his head wildly as bystanders go crazy. Frenzy comes to lend a hand to his partner; but gets a big boot to the face, putting him down on the mat, errrr I mean ground. Rumble gets back up and delivers a fierce punch to the face of Hogan, but Hogan stays on his feet and simply turns his head looking Rumble right back in the optics. Rumble delivers another punch, then another punch. But Hogan is still standing. Rumble can't believe what he is seeing. The stunned Decepticon hits The Hulkster with another punch but this time Hogan waves his finger back and forth in the face of The Transformer and hits him back. Hogan hits him with a clothesline, turns it into a bodyslam, runs away, runs back, and HITS RUMBLE WITH THE LEG DROP!! While Hogan is helping Randy Savage to his feat, Soundwave hits play on his chest. The music starts pumping from his enormous speaker, as the patriotic people of 1980s Washington D.C. start to well up with tears of joy:
“I am a real American, fight for what's right for every man. I AM A REAL AMERICAN FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT. FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE”.......
Then Soundwave stomps on both Hogan and Macho Man and Ravage bites Doc Brown in half.
“Holy S*(*^ Piglet!! We gotta go”!! Yells Marty as he and Piglet get back in the Delorean and kick it up to 88......
**Meanwhile in a totally different timeline**
George Washington sits at the Resolute Desk of the Oval Office, while Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, and Winston Churchill stand around him consulting with their leader.
Jefferson speaks: “It has become apparent, that our opponents possess a time machine. I believe we must shift our attention away from winning this match. It is no longer the most important goal. If we can get a hold of that machine, we could go back in American History and keep our descendants from ruining this nation and going against The Constitution and system we gave them”.
Franklin, ever the trendy member of society has taken to the modern trends of the era very quickly, much like he did in France and other European nations where he visited and resided. Wearing skinny jeans and tight t-shirt he says: “Yo G-Dub, T-Jeff's words is legit AF”. This nation is hit Son, and we gots to fix it”.
“I would appreciate it if you addressed me as Mr. President Dr. Franklin”. Washington replies.
“Hey, my bizzle Mr. Presidizzle. Safe. Safe. I aint't bein a hater, I'm a participator. I just wanna be straight with the American people. I say we go back throughout history and tell em like it be. We just need to be like: Yo Dogg, heard ya like laws; so we wrote some laws against your laws so you can be legal while you legal. Know what I'm sayin”??
“This is ridiculous”!! says Churchill. He finishes: “We have a battle to win. I don't care about your personal desires. We need to win this thing like we were commissioned to do”.
“Sorry guys, I agree with the Brit”. Says Washington as a loud crash is hard outside as The Delorean reappears with a streak of fire once again.......
**Somewhere and some time else**
Marty and Piglet leap out of the Delorean and run through the carnage towards the X-Men leader and Betters Field Captain: Cyclops, who is in the middle of roasting Garboil with his optic lasers. “Scott, we need some of you X-Men to come back with us to 1985!! Some of the House Elves are there and they killed Doc Brown!! We have to stop it from happening”!!
“Are you kidding me Kid”?? Cyclops asks. In case you haven't noticed, there is one hell of a battle going on right now”. Cyclops is then hit by a series of missiles from Iron Man blasting him to pieces.
“Holy Crap”!! Marty screams. “Let's get back to the Delorean Piglet”!!
Piglet makes it very clear as they engage the Flux Capisitor and begin to travel through time that he doesn't care where they go as long as they have cigarettes. “Cuz this pig is out and I am fiending”!! Says Piglet.
**The Timeline to end this Timeline**
As Marty, Doc Brown, and Piglet speed away on Dupont Circle, Marty looks in the rear view mirror and sees a familiar scene. Iron Man lay dead on the ground, while Thor delivers a punch to the face of Cyclops that sends him to the ground hemorrhaging. Thor then rips the wings from Archangel's back and turns to face Jean Grey who taps into her deepest inner power and unleashes the yet undeveloped Phoenix Force to level nearly everything in the district as Thor delivers his mighty hammer into her face...
Piglet screams “LOOK OUT”!! As the scene changes slightly, with Overkill jumping into the road and sinking his metal teeth into tire of the Delorean. Doc Brown watches in seeming slow motion as the speedometer goes from 75 to 78.... 82.... 85..... 87...... And the car spins off the road, flipping uncontrollably.......
**Back in the Oval Office**
The surviving Frenzy helps the now one-legged Overkill into the office of General Washington and says: “I'm sorry General, we lost every troop we had. We had a great team and a great plan; but their time traveling made our casualties catastrophic. Should we attempt to rework their time machine and save our soldiers”??
General Washington gives out a heavy sigh and says: “Let's honor our troops and their sacrifice. Bust out the Ale and Hemp Flower my good man. A win is a win”.....
Sunday, March 31, 2019
Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight Vs. The Empire
Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight are Ronan the Accuser (w/ a red lantern ring), The Fantastic Four: Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Girl, Human Torch, and The Thing, The Flash, Shazam, and Bowser: King of Koopa.
The Empire is Galactus, Silver Surfer, Red Skull, Shredder, and Rabban Harkonen (w/ two blasters).
Hey Y'all, The Neon Master Pogo here just enjoying a little trip to Washington D.C. On my week off. Hittin up a few tours getting my #murica on. Just saw the Washington Monument and now I'm pullin up to The White House. Wow!! That sure is weird, look at all these spaceships flyin in they must be doing an Independence Day reenactment or something. HOLY CRAP!! There must be a match today after all, and it's starting now!!
The commanding presence of Galactus is felt by all in the district as he is ushered in by his reinstated herald The Silver Surfer. The Surfer may have gotten Galactus to promise not to destroy the earth all those decades ago, but Galactus never said he wouldn't throw down if a ruckus started up in the capitol. Red Skull, Shredder, and Rabban take a small shuttle down to the ground to get set up and immediately start picking off some frightened civilians with their eclectic weapons just for the hay of it. The Dino-Mites have less of a pro-wrestling style entrance as Mr. Fantastic leads the Fantastic Eight down to a secure location inside The White House. As a member of The Illuminati, Mr. Fantastic knows exactly how to get into the Oval Office and secure his team, before he attempts to formulate a plan to stop the Mighty Galactus from destroying not just his squad, but Washington D.C. completely.
“I am going to need some time if I am going to create another Ultimate Nullifier to stop Galactus. That means the seven of you are going to need to not only hold off Galactus, but also take out the rest of The Empire. You guys think you are up to it”?? Says Mr. Fantastic.
The Flash replies: “Ehh, honestly. I kinda doubt it. Have you seen the size of that guy”??
Ronan, who has always been a very angry and accusatory individual has pretty much gotten out of hand with his hateful accusations since he acquired his new red lantern ring. I saw him accuse a White House staffer on the way in of trying to trip Bowser even though they were no where near each other. Then I heard him get into an argument with Human Torch insisting that he stole his pillow back at the base and that it had the burn marks to prove it. But perhaps this will be a good thing for the Dino-Mites.
Ronan speaks, saying: “I care not what Barry Allen believes. We shall destroy The Empire this day. It is justice after all. My people had a treaty with Galactus that he broke when he stole all of our patio umbrellas on Kree, and Silver Surfer himself personally farted in my mother's hair last Thursday. They stand accused and they shall suffer”.
Bowser retorts: “Yeah, I'm pretty sure none of that happened, but whatever. Let's go stomp these goons”.
Ronan speaks once more before the seven Dino-Mites exit into battle: “Let us fight gloriously this day as unified warriors, who happen to have bubble fighting fun down tight; BUT I say this once only. Leave Red Skull for me. We have unfinished business. I must have my revenge personally after he upper-decked the toilet of my favorite taco restaurant in 2013. The take-out service HAS NEVER BEEN THE SAME”.
Ronan makes good on his promise as the battle begins. The Dino-Mites draw first red blood as Red Lantern Ronan sees red as he spews red energy vomit from his red ring on to the red face of The Red Skull.
As the Dino-Mites regroup on top of the White House roof, Silver Surfer ushers in Galactus who summons a powerful blast of energy, The Surfer joins with him as they send some power cosmic down upon the huddled group of Dino-Mites; but Invisible Girl creates the thickest invisible shield she can around herself and her teammates. Galactus and The Surfer let up and are shocked to see that the team is still standing. Invisible Girl yells to her team to “SCATTER” as the force field dissipates and she falls to the ground exhausted. Human Torch takes to the air but turns to see his sister collapsed on the roof of the White House, He begins to turn back, but before he can rescue her he sees Shredder stab her in the chest with ninja precision and disappear into a smoke cloud of his own creation.
Bowser is on a search for the stealthy Shredder, when the muscular, fat frame of Rabban Harkonen leaps down sloppily from a ledge and begins blasting the Koopa to pieces. The Beast Rabban drops his blasters and disgustingly begins cutting apart the dinosaur like creature so he can prepare a feast of its flesh later. This greedy and gruesome exercise is cut short by Ronan who screams: “THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING MY COUSIN'S TRICYCLE AND RUBBING SALAMI ON IT” as he blasts the royal Harkonen into oblivion. Ronan stands triumphant over the scorched body of Rabban as he is disintegrated by a blast from the finger of Galactus.
Silver Surfer flies in fast to join the fight when Shazam screams “HE'S MINE”. “Hold up kid, we got this”. Human Torch says overbearingly to the young Billy Batson in his adult, muscular form. The Flash adds: “You got a ton of heart kid, but this guy is out of control tough, why don't you leave him to us veterans”. The Thing nods in agreement as he joins Torch and Flash to battle with The Silver Surfer. The Surfer is zipping through the district as incredible speeds and is absolutely shocked to see The Flash not only catch him but pass him up. “Try and keep up Mr. Clean” The Flash yells as Silver Surfer kicks up his speed with everything he has got. Human Torch attempts to cut the Surfer off at the pass, causing the Surfer to bank left and then bank right to avoid a car that had just been thrown at him by The Thing. The Flash sees that this opponent is one of the most powerful he has ever faced as he pushes the Speed Force to the limit and races right toward the Surfer. The Flash hits the surf board of his enemy unleashing a cosmic power that sends The Flash hurdling back into the speed force in pieces but also breaks the board in two. Human Torch hits the falling Surfer knocking him completely off balance and scorching him terribly. The injured and disheveled Surfer turns as falling in mid-air in an attempt to blast Human Torch, but unfortunately for him, that is not the Fantastic Four member he should have been focused on. The Surfer begins to fall right in front of The Thing who delivers a perfectly timed punch with 85 plus tons of power behind it to the face of The Silver Surfer which cracks his opponent's neck, right before the broken cosmic surfboard hits The Thing in the chest cutting him in two.
Galactus begins to prepare to consume The White House, when Human Torch radios back to Mr. Fantastic. “Listen up boss, we need that Ultimate Nullifier now because the big purple dude IS ABOUT TO DO HIS THING”.
“It isn't quite ready yet Johnnhy” Richards replies.
“Ready or not Reed, WE NEED IT NOW”!! Says Torch.
Reed Richards, elongates his body to snake through a window, with the Ultimate Nullifier in his hand. He stretches around cosmic counter-measures being thrown at his by Galactus, who is simultaneously preparing his body to engulf and consume the entire White House. Mr. Fantastic radios back to his two surviving teammates a grim message: “Sorry boys, I didn't have time to finish the Nullifier. This isn't going to do the trick by itself; but hopefully it will damage him enough to finish the fight. I won't know though, because for me; this is a one way trip”.........
Johnny Storm yells: “NOOOOOO REED!! As his brother-in law forms himself into a ball with his contraption inside and bounces right into the chest of Galactus. A huge explosion booms creating a decent size hole in the side of Galactus. Galactus lets out a scream that is heard all the way across the continent, but remains standing in an angered state, now more than ever intent on consuming The White House.
Human Torch is dropped-jawed with no clue as to what to do, when he sees a young Billy Batson running across the roof of The White House in human child form. “Kid, NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING”?!!? The Human Torch yells as Billy leaps off the roof screaming: “SHAZAM” and flying headfirst into the hole on the side of Galactus made by Reed Richards. As the young Super-hero comes flying out the other side of Galactus, the explosion that ensues dwarfs the previous one.
Human Torch flies over to the battered body of Shazam which transforms back into the young Billy Batson. Gasping for his final breaths with pieces of the mighty Galactus raining down upon the District Batson says: “Did I get him Johnny..... Did I get him”????........
A tear burns down the face of Human Torch's flaming hot face as he says: “Yeah Kid.... You got him”.
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